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V DAY

13 02 2011


Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

Just so you know, President Aquino is a certified member of SMV: $amahan ng Mamahalin ang Vehicle$.

Rumors say President Aquino wants a palm plant on Valentine’s Day. Wanna know why? ‘Coz that’s the only sure way he could get a date.

This just in! The President has decided to change his relationship status on Facebook: from “Single,” to “So what?!”

On Valentine’s Day, the president’s youngest sister Kris is celebrating her 40th birthday. Kaya sa ating lahat… ingat!

Singlehood
101 Answers to the Question: Why are you still single? Right click to read it here.


Mubarak Resigns
Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has stepped down as leader of Egypt. He left the presidential palace together with his weeping wife and children on a boat via the Nile River.

Egypt’s Hosni Mubarak resigned as president and handed control to the Armed Forces. Following the transfer of power, Egypt’s military generals were each given 50,000 Egyptian pounds as ‘pasalubong.’

Hosni Mubarak is no longer president of Egypt. His critics are now demanding the creation of a Truth Commission.


People power has forced Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak out of Cairo. In six years, expect former First Lady Suzanne Mubarak to seek the presidency of Egypt.

Hosni Mubarak stepped down as president of Egypt, and left Cairo around 12:15 AM on Saturday, Manila time. Minutes later, the Marcoses were on Twitter playing “Senti Sabado.”

Egyptians partied all night as they hailed the resignation of President Hosni Mubarak. Halfway through the celebration, the Black Eyed Peas performed.

Hosni Mubarak has resigned as leader of Egypt after 30 years in power. Asked how he felt for Mubarak, Vice President Jejomar Binay said “I don’t know. We’ve only been in power for 24 years!”

Less than a day after telling Egyptians he was not stepping down, Hosni Mubarak changed his mind and left the presidential Abdeen Palace in Old Cairo. He is now living an ordinary life at No. 1 Polk Street, Sharm el-Sheikh City, Egypt.

Trillanes Flip-flops
Last February 1, Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV categorically stated in front of journalists that former Defense Sec. Angelo Reyes was the “powerful man” behind former military comptroller Carlos F. Garcia. Nine days later, he had an apparent change of mind and claimed it wasn’t Reyes after all. Geez, who do you think are? Hosni Mubarak?

Nine days after telling the whole world that former Defense Sec. Angelo Reyes was the “powerful man” behind retired Major. General Carlos F. Garcia, Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV flip-flopped and stated it wasn’t Reyes but someone else. Nine days from now, Trillanes is expected to reverse himself and say that Reyes has, in fact a reputation to protect.

Rich and Ugly
To marry a non-handsome but rich guy: this was the response of 57 percent of Filipino women surveyed by the Social Weather Stations. Liz Uy wasn’t one of them.

According to a Social Weather Stations survey, 51 percent of Filipinos prefer someone who is rich though ugly. They were described as ‘practical.’ The remaining 49 percent was ‘choosy.’
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“It’s better to be alone for the right reasons than to be with someone for the wrong ones!” – Author Unknown

“Did he really say that?” Moment
“Maganda pero boba! Alam mo kung bakit? Magha-hire ako ng tutor. Ipasok mo sa eskwela. Pag-aralin mo. Natututunan naman ‘yan eh. Kesa naman pangit, araw-araw pag gising mo sa umaga ‘yung mukhang pangit [ang makikita mo]. Iiwan mo rin ‘yun balang araw.”
~ABS-CBN news anchor Julius Babao

Survey Says
Interesado ka na ba ngayon sa football? Manonood ka na ba ng larong ito?
– OO naman. Matagal na. 41.25%
– Hindi pa rin. Wala akong kainte-interes d’yan. 25.31%
– If only for the Azkals, why not? 33.44%

Elsewhere
ABS-CBN News: Robles: Malacañang knew it wasn’t Reyes but did nothing

Philippine Center for Investigative Journalism: The final words of Angelo Reyes

William Esposo (Philippine Star): Haunted by the ghost of Angie Reyes

Newsbreak: The troubled times of Angie Reyes

Manila Standard Today: Tañada vs. Tañada


More Personal
Monday.
Undercard: Heat vs. Boston. #beattheheat
Main Event: Lakers vs. Magic #beattheheat pa rin!
Let’s go Lakers!

Wala Lang
“Oo, inaamin ko, saging lang kami. Pero maghanap ka ng puno sa buong Pilipinas, saging lang ang may puso! Saging lang ang may puso!” – Mark Lapid, “Apoy sa Dibdib ng Samar”

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80 responses

13 02 2011
Pet

Yes, the best talaga si Mark Lapid.

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13 02 2011
walking away

i wonder how Trillanes sleeps at night. Pure evil.

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13 02 2011
lowela

i agree… i agree…

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14 02 2011
Paul

If only he and Jinggoy used the due process to gather facts to improve the system and pursue justice as intended instead of as a stage to display his dishonest and obnoxious personality, the country would have been better off

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16 02 2011
pasingit

I agree, idol Paul.
Obnoxious is the perfect description for that feeling-pogi Trillanes.
Arrogant too!

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15 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

is he evil or just bobo?

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13 02 2011
amateur heckler

mubarak knew he had to go. he feared the people’s ire when they began destroying relics.

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13 02 2011
anon

p-noy should now be able to buy some dates.

it almost slipped under the radar last week that he has sold a piece of land in antipolo to robinsons for 500 million pesos.
he must have forgotten about it since it is not in his saln.
convenient amnesia is obviously a requirement for politicians and generals.

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14 02 2011
esa

Talaga! Not in his SAL?
He’ll be in trouble in the future if that is true.

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14 02 2011
anon

link to manila bulletin article
http://www.mb.com.ph/articles/303457/aquino-pays-p34m-taxes

he says it is not his but he signed the transfer and personally paid the tax!

nothing he says is ever the whole truth.

and now that it is clear who paid for his car he is not answering any questions on the subject. very sly.

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15 02 2011
bituing marikit

do you honestly expect him to follow his pronouncements?those who voted for him are blind. he is elitist and just patronizes the poor majority.i pray that he finds his way 6yhto be a good president.

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13 02 2011
checkmate

nyahaha mukhang di kayang manghatak ng date ung porsche ni pnoy ah hehehe

sana lang talaga may mangyari dyan sa mga hearing hearing na yan, parang lokohan na lang eh, news version ng telenovela…

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13 02 2011
Paul

Babao is definitely mababao

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14 02 2011
derdo

I agree…

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14 02 2011
esa

Madalas nga e. Medyo neither here nor there. Pero medyo bloated ang ego. 50-50

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13 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

i saw that episode of the news you are referring to, what actually happened was Karen Davila asked Julius Babao what kind of woman would he prefer. She asked, anong gusto mo maganda pero bobo o pangit pero matalino? Then he answered exactly what you wrote in there.

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13 02 2011
professionalheckler

still, that was a “did he really say that” moment.

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15 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

after he said it made me wonder if his wife falls under the category he chose

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13 02 2011
timpaul

Is that hugh hefner?

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13 02 2011
givemetravelfunds

Rumors say President Aquino wants a palm plant on Valentine’s Day. Wanna know why? ‘Coz that’s the only sure way he could get a date.

that will be a sweet date

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13 02 2011
livingsaint

love that saging moment!

saging lang ang may puso! saging lang!

btw, sana hindi na lang umalis sa preso si trillanes. at least hindi malalaman ng katauhan na he is just a bumbling, megalomaniac, bitter idiot!

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13 02 2011
bituing marikit

di ba si peenoy ang nagbigay ng amnesty?

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16 02 2011
pasingit

Yung
“Saging lang…! Saging lang…!” ni Mark Lapid ang ka-duet ng
“Pulis lang! Pulis lang!” ni Mayor Lim.

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13 02 2011
Ghie Common

It is too late for Trillanes to flip-flop and say that Gen. Reyes has a reputation to protect. The pain brought by such harsh words cannot be erased.

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13 02 2011
babaylan

palm date=mariang palad=mary palmer?

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15 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

LOL! Exactly!

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13 02 2011
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14 02 2011
senior60

what if trillanes did not flip-flop…

reyes wouldn’t have been called to the senate as a resource person…

reyes wouldn’t have suffered humiliation in his hands…

reyes wouldn’t have committed suicide…

reyes would have been still alive today

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14 02 2011
Paul

And he would have the chance to tell his tale and improve the system

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14 02 2011
hikatalomato

….and stealing millions of taxes from flippinos. buti nalang i’m exempted from paying tax. hehehe

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15 02 2011
senior60

bakit ka naman exempted from? sa anong kadahilanan?

ngayon, kung wala ka dito sa pilipinas, exempted from

ba tawag doon?

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15 02 2011
Paul

Paying taxes is the primary obligation of citizens and a must if you demand the government to strictly carry out its responsibilities. If you are not paying taxes then, nothing is stolen from you through corruption. Why even bother to complain

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16 02 2011
hikatalomato

do i sound like complaining?

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14 02 2011
karaangbugoy

Worst of all, Trillanes will still be re-elected to the Senate the next time he runs.

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14 02 2011
timpaul

“Among the public personalities who paid their respects Friday were Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile, Senator Gregorio Honasan, Philippine National Police chief Director-General Raul Bacalzo, National Capital Region Police Office chief Director Nicanor Bartolome and movie director Carlo Caparas.”- Inquirer, Feb. 14, 2011.

Marunong talaga si Direct Carlo. Pang Box-office ito.

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14 02 2011
timpaul

Ano kaya ang top 5 titles? “Isang bala lang ako?” should top the list.

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14 02 2011
senior60

ang tunay na bobo ay hindi natuturuan,

ang pangit ay pwede na pagandahin…

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14 02 2011
derdo

Tama ka! he must not be very intelligent not to have realized that!

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14 02 2011
amateur heckler

agree. kung walang pera pampaganda, pwede namang patayin nalang ang ilaw o di kaya nakatalikod nalang.

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14 02 2011
hikatalomato

kung sa bisaya pa ñor, unsaon nimo pag-kiss ang bati’g nawong ug gwapa

kung gwapa: kiss sa lips, kumot sa totoy
kung bati’g nawong: kiss sa totoy, kumot sa nawong

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15 02 2011
senior60

hahaha sabi pa ni arikdik, umayos ka…

uuyyy hikata, sigurado ako nabasa mo doon sa previous blog
na sabi ni esa huwag na daw tayo mag binisaya para naman
makasali/maintindihan nila ang pinaguusapan natin…

sige itranslate mo ngayon yang mga pinagsasabi mo….

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15 02 2011
esa

Thanks @senior60 that you have an open mind wrt my suggestion. GOD Bless!

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16 02 2011
rainer_gonzalo

simply means, kung maganda, kiss the lips and mash the breast
kung pangit, kiss the breast and mash the face

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16 02 2011
hikatalomato

kung gusto ninyong maintindihan kung anong sinasabi namin, pag-aralan ninyo. huwag iyong uutusan ninyo kaming magsalita ng tagalog para makaintindi kayo.

yan ang hirap sa inyong mga tagalog, gusto ninyo special treatment kayo palagi. ang baba ng treatment ninyo sa aming mga taga visayas at mindanao.

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16 02 2011
timpaul

Sakto jud ka, hikata( dili kaha, hikayalomata imu jud pseudo?). Sige lang, bay. Kay diri sa amo sa cdo, amu ra man ipalibang-libang mga tagalog ug mag anhi.

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16 02 2011
Anonymous

walang anuman esa, no big deal, naisip ko din nga na
kung halimbawa may maguusap dito ng ibang dialect
at hindi ako makaintindi, malamang kaysa hindi, mag
mungkahi din ako na mag taglish..

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17 02 2011
senior60

walang anuman esa, hindi big deal, napag-isipisip ko din
kasi na kung halimbawa may gagamit ng ibang dialect,
pakiusapan ko din na mag taglish na lang…

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17 02 2011
senior60

uuyy hikata huwag kang ganyan, bad yan, hindi naman
nang-uutos si esa, nag suggest lang…

tungkol sa second paragraph mo, mukha yatang may
hindi kanaisnais na karanasan ka as against the tagalogs,
as for me, marami din naman akong nakasalamuha pero
kabaligtaran sa mga hinaing mo…

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17 02 2011
esa

Thanks again @senior60/ @Anonymous for knowing your GMRC very well. 🙂

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14 02 2011
arikdik

ang yabang ni trillanes. umayos ka! X-(

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14 02 2011
bituing marikit

ang taong mayabang kadalasan ay ampaw

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14 02 2011
pihikan chronicles

sinabi ba tlga ni julius babao yun… grabe ang babaw nya

ive read the last words of the late angelo reyes, sayang lang unfinished, its in the GMA part na…he inherited corruption after EDSA DOS..

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16 02 2011
pasingit

Angelo Reyes became defense sec during Erap’s time.
Since dinatnan nya na ang sistemang ganito,
it means BEFORE pgma’s time pa ito,
not AFTER Edsa Dos, like you said.

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14 02 2011
blurosebluguy

waaah…hiningal ako sa kakaback-read…dami kong namiss..pramis! No. 1 pa rin ang blog mo sa akin…pray ko lang sana dumating yung palm date ni Pres bago magbalentayms day….sumulat kaya siya sa Wisho ko Lang?

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14 02 2011
derdo

What’s a palm date? sorry if that is such a dumb question but I’m 54 years old, so maybe that’s why I can’t relate? Please enlighten.

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16 02 2011
pasingit

it was a play on words po:
“date” needed by penoy is human (I suppose! lol)
“date” from the palm tree is its fruit.

pampagulo:
If penoy is really a fruit though, then the latter is a perfect match! haha!

BTW:

DERDO is in the middle of unDERDOgs. Just sayin’…

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14 02 2011
observer lang

was never ever impressed with this trillanes. to me, he just benefited unduly from the predisposition of some people to side with the dark horse/underdog without probing more sensibly into his true character and worth. i read somewhere that he is supposed to be a communications expert but with the way words come out of him, he unfairly puts in bad light the people who may have had something to do with his breeding and upbringing. he should know better next time. otherwise, kawawa naman ang image ng parents and mentors niya. at lalong kawawa ang hinihiya niya. siya rin naman ay hindi perfect at wala siyang karapatan manghiya nang sobra. even if the premise is simply “in aid of legislation.”

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16 02 2011
pasingit

punyetang “in aid of legislation” na yan!
dapat yan “in aid of grandstanding”!!! grrrr…

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14 02 2011
esa

This Rex Robles has been very vocal after his friend Angie Reyes died. He’s a member of the RAM, yet his friend commited something that was not within RAM’s idealism. Yak-yak siya ng yak-yak, sana tinulungan na lang niya si Reyes para iayos ang problema. Pero kailangan umamin sa pagtanggap ng pera.

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15 02 2011
senior60

sabi naman nina mendoza at rebusa, matagal na palang
alam ni robles ang isa pang nakatanggap ng pabaon, bakit
daw ngayon lang sinabi at kung sino..

ang tanong ko naman sa kanilang dalawa, bakit ngayon lang
din sila umawit/sumuka…

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17 02 2011
esa

I think Ms. Mendoza had testified at Ombudsman but wasn’t covered by media because Gen. Garcia’s issue was eclipsed by another scandal – NBN ZTE po yata.

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14 02 2011
Dwight Howard

Balita ko tinambakan kayo ng Magic ah.

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14 02 2011
professionalheckler

Hahahahaahha! Hi Dwight! Punyeta ka! Akala mo ba aabot kayo sa finals? Asa ka pa! Btw, ito ang funniest comment today.

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14 02 2011
anon

as p-noy enjoys his chinese meal for one on valentines maybe he should reflect that women like honesty and decency.
rich and ugly is one thing.
rich, ugly and deceitful quite another.
his promises mean nothing.
maybe his previous dates already know that.

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15 02 2011
bituing marikit

0r realized he is schizophrenic…

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14 02 2011
nong

ang magiting kong heneral
sa giyera handang pumatay
pero pag pamilya ang sinalakay
ang bandilang iwinagayway kusang ibinigay

di tulad ni rambo sanay sa laban at bakbakan
ang katawang walang ininda sa hambalos at alipusta
duraan man o upakan
una ang diyos, sunod ang bayan..huli na ang pamilya.

kaya kayo sundalo man o ordiaryong tao ..
alam nyo na and inyong pagkatao
may nagawa pang hindi kanais nais at gusto
sa mga katulad naming naperwisyo

wag na kayong magmaangmaangan
sarili at pamilya nyo ang lumamang
sa kawawang bayan niyurakan
sarili nyo wag nyong ipangalandakan.

sa pamilya at anak..mahalin ang magulang
kung silay kagalang galang
mag isip ng matalino sa binigkas ng kabaro
totoo ba..ang magulang ko’y matino?

simple lang.. sa sweldo kong isang libo
makabili ako ng isang condo?
di naman ako nanalo sa lotto
bintang ng kabaro parang totoo.

ma.

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15 02 2011
timpaul

galing mo, Francisco.

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14 02 2011
anon

p-noy says he has valentines date.
i didnt know puno was back from his holiday

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15 02 2011
etchosera

May valentines date si Pnoy?

Okey, fine…. sige na, OO na! Matigil ka lang!

Kung ang kalendaryo nga raw eh may date, si pnoy pa kaya?

MAIS! ahihihihihi!

As if naman I care sa mga pautot nya, no?

Juicemio!

Been there, done that, kaya …STOP STOP ME!

Azz in tigil tigilan ako, huh?

Ang hirap hirap atang magpanggap, di ba ‘Teh?

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17 02 2011
eddibumangon

yes he did etchos. he had a date with an askal guy, emphasis on ASKAL, no Z!

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16 02 2011
pasingit

All Penoy said (when asked about his V date) was:
“I’ll keep it to myself” or words to that effect.
Why did media interpret that as “I have a date”??
Really stupid, if u ask me.

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14 02 2011
rojan88

hahahaha. the best talaga yung, saging lang, saging lagn ang may puso. ahahaha. and yung Liz wasnt one of the 57%. hehehehe.

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14 02 2011
MangBurns

mahigit 10 yrs nandugas, tapos ng mahuli, nagpakamatay. saan ang honor duon? kung talagang may honor ka, 10 yrs ago ka pa dapat nagpakamatay. #REYES

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17 02 2011
esa

Governt allowing Gen. Reyes to be buried at the Libingan ng mga Bayani is too much, very untimely. What if the hearings will prove that he is guilty? Anong gagawin? Ipalilipat ang remains? Kaya tuloy ang mga Marcoses (though not mentioning Gen. Reyes), are now bringing up the issue of FM’s remains. They want him buried at Libingan ng mga Bayani.

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14 02 2011
firewomyn

panalo ang puso ng saging! hehehe.

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15 02 2011
hayden ako

Re sa poll survey: wala bang choice na super rich and maganda?

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15 02 2011
Cris

I really like your sense of humor… you just made my morning. 🙂 More power!

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15 02 2011
move0ut

the philippines did a people power.
and look what the country is now..
egypt did a people power.
well, goodluck to egypt.

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15 02 2011
hungry.hippo

korek.kung bisaya ka man “dung” mag-barok ka nalng english to comment here..fyi only 30 percent bisaya are reading this blog.
anyway, wala akong puso.
— saging lang!

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16 02 2011
sadakups

Trillanes = Bullsh-t. You don’t have any reputation to protect.

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