Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!
Just so you know, President Aquino is a certified member of SMV: $amahan ng Mamahalin ang Vehicle$.
Rumors say President Aquino wants a palm plant on Valentine’s Day. Wanna know why? ‘Coz that’s the only sure way he could get a date.
This just in! The President has decided to change his relationship status on Facebook: from “Single,” to “So what?!”
On Valentine’s Day, the president’s youngest sister Kris is celebrating her 40th birthday. Kaya sa ating lahat… ingat!
Singlehood
101 Answers to the Question: Why are you still single? Right click to read it here.
Mubarak Resigns
Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has stepped down as leader of Egypt. He left the presidential palace together with his weeping wife and children on a boat via the Nile River.
Egypt’s Hosni Mubarak resigned as president and handed control to the Armed Forces. Following the transfer of power, Egypt’s military generals were each given 50,000 Egyptian pounds as ‘pasalubong.’
Hosni Mubarak is no longer president of Egypt. His critics are now demanding the creation of a Truth Commission.
People power has forced Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak out of Cairo. In six years, expect former First Lady Suzanne Mubarak to seek the presidency of Egypt.
Hosni Mubarak stepped down as president of Egypt, and left Cairo around 12:15 AM on Saturday, Manila time. Minutes later, the Marcoses were on Twitter playing “Senti Sabado.”
Egyptians partied all night as they hailed the resignation of President Hosni Mubarak. Halfway through the celebration, the Black Eyed Peas performed.
Hosni Mubarak has resigned as leader of Egypt after 30 years in power. Asked how he felt for Mubarak, Vice President Jejomar Binay said “I don’t know. We’ve only been in power for 24 years!”
Less than a day after telling Egyptians he was not stepping down, Hosni Mubarak changed his mind and left the presidential Abdeen Palace in Old Cairo. He is now living an ordinary life at No. 1 Polk Street, Sharm el-Sheikh City, Egypt.
Trillanes Flip-flops
Last February 1, Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV categorically stated in front of journalists that former Defense Sec. Angelo Reyes was the “powerful man” behind former military comptroller Carlos F. Garcia. Nine days later, he had an apparent change of mind and claimed it wasn’t Reyes after all. Geez, who do you think are? Hosni Mubarak?
Nine days after telling the whole world that former Defense Sec. Angelo Reyes was the “powerful man” behind retired Major. General Carlos F. Garcia, Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV flip-flopped and stated it wasn’t Reyes but someone else. Nine days from now, Trillanes is expected to reverse himself and say that Reyes has, in fact a reputation to protect.
Rich and Ugly
To marry a non-handsome but rich guy: this was the response of 57 percent of Filipino women surveyed by the Social Weather Stations. Liz Uy wasn’t one of them.
According to a Social Weather Stations survey, 51 percent of Filipinos prefer someone who is rich though ugly. They were described as ‘practical.’ The remaining 49 percent was ‘choosy.’
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“It’s better to be alone for the right reasons than to be with someone for the wrong ones!” – Author Unknown
“Did he really say that?” Moment
“Maganda pero boba! Alam mo kung bakit? Magha-hire ako ng tutor. Ipasok mo sa eskwela. Pag-aralin mo. Natututunan naman ‘yan eh. Kesa naman pangit, araw-araw pag gising mo sa umaga ‘yung mukhang pangit [ang makikita mo]. Iiwan mo rin ‘yun balang araw.”
~ABS-CBN news anchor Julius Babao
Survey Says
Interesado ka na ba ngayon sa football? Manonood ka na ba ng larong ito?
– OO naman. Matagal na. 41.25%
– Hindi pa rin. Wala akong kainte-interes d’yan. 25.31%
– If only for the Azkals, why not? 33.44%
Elsewhere
ABS-CBN News: Robles: Malacañang knew it wasn’t Reyes but did nothing
Philippine Center for Investigative Journalism: The final words of Angelo Reyes
William Esposo (Philippine Star): Haunted by the ghost of Angie Reyes
Newsbreak: The troubled times of Angie Reyes
Manila Standard Today: Tañada vs. Tañada
More Personal
Monday.
Undercard: Heat vs. Boston. #beattheheat
Main Event: Lakers vs. Magic #beattheheat pa rin!
Let’s go Lakers!
Wala Lang
“Oo, inaamin ko, saging lang kami. Pero maghanap ka ng puno sa buong Pilipinas, saging lang ang may puso! Saging lang ang may puso!” – Mark Lapid, “Apoy sa Dibdib ng Samar”
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Yes, the best talaga si Mark Lapid.
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i wonder how Trillanes sleeps at night. Pure evil.
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i agree… i agree…
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If only he and Jinggoy used the due process to gather facts to improve the system and pursue justice as intended instead of as a stage to display his dishonest and obnoxious personality, the country would have been better off
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I agree, idol Paul.
Obnoxious is the perfect description for that feeling-pogi Trillanes.
Arrogant too!
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is he evil or just bobo?
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mubarak knew he had to go. he feared the people’s ire when they began destroying relics.
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p-noy should now be able to buy some dates.
it almost slipped under the radar last week that he has sold a piece of land in antipolo to robinsons for 500 million pesos.
he must have forgotten about it since it is not in his saln.
convenient amnesia is obviously a requirement for politicians and generals.
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Talaga! Not in his SAL?
He’ll be in trouble in the future if that is true.
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link to manila bulletin article
http://www.mb.com.ph/articles/303457/aquino-pays-p34m-taxes
he says it is not his but he signed the transfer and personally paid the tax!
nothing he says is ever the whole truth.
and now that it is clear who paid for his car he is not answering any questions on the subject. very sly.
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do you honestly expect him to follow his pronouncements?those who voted for him are blind. he is elitist and just patronizes the poor majority.i pray that he finds his way 6yhto be a good president.
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nyahaha mukhang di kayang manghatak ng date ung porsche ni pnoy ah hehehe
sana lang talaga may mangyari dyan sa mga hearing hearing na yan, parang lokohan na lang eh, news version ng telenovela…
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Babao is definitely mababao
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I agree…
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Madalas nga e. Medyo neither here nor there. Pero medyo bloated ang ego. 50-50
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i saw that episode of the news you are referring to, what actually happened was Karen Davila asked Julius Babao what kind of woman would he prefer. She asked, anong gusto mo maganda pero bobo o pangit pero matalino? Then he answered exactly what you wrote in there.
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still, that was a “did he really say that” moment.
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after he said it made me wonder if his wife falls under the category he chose
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Is that hugh hefner?
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Rumors say President Aquino wants a palm plant on Valentine’s Day. Wanna know why? ‘Coz that’s the only sure way he could get a date.
that will be a sweet date
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love that saging moment!
saging lang ang may puso! saging lang!
btw, sana hindi na lang umalis sa preso si trillanes. at least hindi malalaman ng katauhan na he is just a bumbling, megalomaniac, bitter idiot!
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di ba si peenoy ang nagbigay ng amnesty?
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Yung
“Saging lang…! Saging lang…!” ni Mark Lapid ang ka-duet ng
“Pulis lang! Pulis lang!” ni Mayor Lim.
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It is too late for Trillanes to flip-flop and say that Gen. Reyes has a reputation to protect. The pain brought by such harsh words cannot be erased.
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palm date=mariang palad=mary palmer?
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LOL! Exactly!
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what if trillanes did not flip-flop…
reyes wouldn’t have been called to the senate as a resource person…
reyes wouldn’t have suffered humiliation in his hands…
reyes wouldn’t have committed suicide…
reyes would have been still alive today
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And he would have the chance to tell his tale and improve the system
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….and stealing millions of taxes from flippinos. buti nalang i’m exempted from paying tax. hehehe
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bakit ka naman exempted from? sa anong kadahilanan?
ngayon, kung wala ka dito sa pilipinas, exempted from
ba tawag doon?
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Paying taxes is the primary obligation of citizens and a must if you demand the government to strictly carry out its responsibilities. If you are not paying taxes then, nothing is stolen from you through corruption. Why even bother to complain
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do i sound like complaining?
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Worst of all, Trillanes will still be re-elected to the Senate the next time he runs.
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“Among the public personalities who paid their respects Friday were Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile, Senator Gregorio Honasan, Philippine National Police chief Director-General Raul Bacalzo, National Capital Region Police Office chief Director Nicanor Bartolome and movie director Carlo Caparas.”- Inquirer, Feb. 14, 2011.
Marunong talaga si Direct Carlo. Pang Box-office ito.
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Ano kaya ang top 5 titles? “Isang bala lang ako?” should top the list.
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ang tunay na bobo ay hindi natuturuan,
ang pangit ay pwede na pagandahin…
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Tama ka! he must not be very intelligent not to have realized that!
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agree. kung walang pera pampaganda, pwede namang patayin nalang ang ilaw o di kaya nakatalikod nalang.
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kung sa bisaya pa ñor, unsaon nimo pag-kiss ang bati’g nawong ug gwapa
kung gwapa: kiss sa lips, kumot sa totoy
kung bati’g nawong: kiss sa totoy, kumot sa nawong
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hahaha sabi pa ni arikdik, umayos ka…
uuyyy hikata, sigurado ako nabasa mo doon sa previous blog
na sabi ni esa huwag na daw tayo mag binisaya para naman
makasali/maintindihan nila ang pinaguusapan natin…
sige itranslate mo ngayon yang mga pinagsasabi mo….
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Thanks @senior60 that you have an open mind wrt my suggestion. GOD Bless!
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simply means, kung maganda, kiss the lips and mash the breast
kung pangit, kiss the breast and mash the face
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kung gusto ninyong maintindihan kung anong sinasabi namin, pag-aralan ninyo. huwag iyong uutusan ninyo kaming magsalita ng tagalog para makaintindi kayo.
yan ang hirap sa inyong mga tagalog, gusto ninyo special treatment kayo palagi. ang baba ng treatment ninyo sa aming mga taga visayas at mindanao.
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Sakto jud ka, hikata( dili kaha, hikayalomata imu jud pseudo?). Sige lang, bay. Kay diri sa amo sa cdo, amu ra man ipalibang-libang mga tagalog ug mag anhi.
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walang anuman esa, no big deal, naisip ko din nga na
kung halimbawa may maguusap dito ng ibang dialect
at hindi ako makaintindi, malamang kaysa hindi, mag
mungkahi din ako na mag taglish..
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walang anuman esa, hindi big deal, napag-isipisip ko din
kasi na kung halimbawa may gagamit ng ibang dialect,
pakiusapan ko din na mag taglish na lang…
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uuyy hikata huwag kang ganyan, bad yan, hindi naman
nang-uutos si esa, nag suggest lang…
tungkol sa second paragraph mo, mukha yatang may
hindi kanaisnais na karanasan ka as against the tagalogs,
as for me, marami din naman akong nakasalamuha pero
kabaligtaran sa mga hinaing mo…
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Thanks again @senior60/ @Anonymous for knowing your GMRC very well. 🙂
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ang yabang ni trillanes. umayos ka! X-(
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ang taong mayabang kadalasan ay ampaw
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sinabi ba tlga ni julius babao yun… grabe ang babaw nya
ive read the last words of the late angelo reyes, sayang lang unfinished, its in the GMA part na…he inherited corruption after EDSA DOS..
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Angelo Reyes became defense sec during Erap’s time.
Since dinatnan nya na ang sistemang ganito,
it means BEFORE pgma’s time pa ito,
not AFTER Edsa Dos, like you said.
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waaah…hiningal ako sa kakaback-read…dami kong namiss..pramis! No. 1 pa rin ang blog mo sa akin…pray ko lang sana dumating yung palm date ni Pres bago magbalentayms day….sumulat kaya siya sa Wisho ko Lang?
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What’s a palm date? sorry if that is such a dumb question but I’m 54 years old, so maybe that’s why I can’t relate? Please enlighten.
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it was a play on words po:
“date” needed by penoy is human (I suppose! lol)
“date” from the palm tree is its fruit.
pampagulo:
If penoy is really a fruit though, then the latter is a perfect match! haha!
BTW:
DERDO is in the middle of unDERDOgs. Just sayin’…
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was never ever impressed with this trillanes. to me, he just benefited unduly from the predisposition of some people to side with the dark horse/underdog without probing more sensibly into his true character and worth. i read somewhere that he is supposed to be a communications expert but with the way words come out of him, he unfairly puts in bad light the people who may have had something to do with his breeding and upbringing. he should know better next time. otherwise, kawawa naman ang image ng parents and mentors niya. at lalong kawawa ang hinihiya niya. siya rin naman ay hindi perfect at wala siyang karapatan manghiya nang sobra. even if the premise is simply “in aid of legislation.”
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punyetang “in aid of legislation” na yan!
dapat yan “in aid of grandstanding”!!! grrrr…
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This Rex Robles has been very vocal after his friend Angie Reyes died. He’s a member of the RAM, yet his friend commited something that was not within RAM’s idealism. Yak-yak siya ng yak-yak, sana tinulungan na lang niya si Reyes para iayos ang problema. Pero kailangan umamin sa pagtanggap ng pera.
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sabi naman nina mendoza at rebusa, matagal na palang
alam ni robles ang isa pang nakatanggap ng pabaon, bakit
daw ngayon lang sinabi at kung sino..
ang tanong ko naman sa kanilang dalawa, bakit ngayon lang
din sila umawit/sumuka…
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I think Ms. Mendoza had testified at Ombudsman but wasn’t covered by media because Gen. Garcia’s issue was eclipsed by another scandal – NBN ZTE po yata.
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Balita ko tinambakan kayo ng Magic ah.
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Hahahahaahha! Hi Dwight! Punyeta ka! Akala mo ba aabot kayo sa finals? Asa ka pa! Btw, ito ang funniest comment today.
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as p-noy enjoys his chinese meal for one on valentines maybe he should reflect that women like honesty and decency.
rich and ugly is one thing.
rich, ugly and deceitful quite another.
his promises mean nothing.
maybe his previous dates already know that.
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0r realized he is schizophrenic…
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ang magiting kong heneral
sa giyera handang pumatay
pero pag pamilya ang sinalakay
ang bandilang iwinagayway kusang ibinigay
di tulad ni rambo sanay sa laban at bakbakan
ang katawang walang ininda sa hambalos at alipusta
duraan man o upakan
una ang diyos, sunod ang bayan..huli na ang pamilya.
kaya kayo sundalo man o ordiaryong tao ..
alam nyo na and inyong pagkatao
may nagawa pang hindi kanais nais at gusto
sa mga katulad naming naperwisyo
wag na kayong magmaangmaangan
sarili at pamilya nyo ang lumamang
sa kawawang bayan niyurakan
sarili nyo wag nyong ipangalandakan.
sa pamilya at anak..mahalin ang magulang
kung silay kagalang galang
mag isip ng matalino sa binigkas ng kabaro
totoo ba..ang magulang ko’y matino?
simple lang.. sa sweldo kong isang libo
makabili ako ng isang condo?
di naman ako nanalo sa lotto
bintang ng kabaro parang totoo.
ma.
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galing mo, Francisco.
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p-noy says he has valentines date.
i didnt know puno was back from his holiday
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May valentines date si Pnoy?
Okey, fine…. sige na, OO na! Matigil ka lang!
Kung ang kalendaryo nga raw eh may date, si pnoy pa kaya?
MAIS! ahihihihihi!
As if naman I care sa mga pautot nya, no?
Juicemio!
Been there, done that, kaya …STOP STOP ME!
Azz in tigil tigilan ako, huh?
Ang hirap hirap atang magpanggap, di ba ‘Teh?
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yes he did etchos. he had a date with an askal guy, emphasis on ASKAL, no Z!
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All Penoy said (when asked about his V date) was:
“I’ll keep it to myself” or words to that effect.
Why did media interpret that as “I have a date”??
Really stupid, if u ask me.
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hahahaha. the best talaga yung, saging lang, saging lagn ang may puso. ahahaha. and yung Liz wasnt one of the 57%. hehehehe.
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mahigit 10 yrs nandugas, tapos ng mahuli, nagpakamatay. saan ang honor duon? kung talagang may honor ka, 10 yrs ago ka pa dapat nagpakamatay. #REYES
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Governt allowing Gen. Reyes to be buried at the Libingan ng mga Bayani is too much, very untimely. What if the hearings will prove that he is guilty? Anong gagawin? Ipalilipat ang remains? Kaya tuloy ang mga Marcoses (though not mentioning Gen. Reyes), are now bringing up the issue of FM’s remains. They want him buried at Libingan ng mga Bayani.
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panalo ang puso ng saging! hehehe.
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Re sa poll survey: wala bang choice na super rich and maganda?
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I really like your sense of humor… you just made my morning. 🙂 More power!
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the philippines did a people power.
and look what the country is now..
egypt did a people power.
well, goodluck to egypt.
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korek.kung bisaya ka man “dung” mag-barok ka nalng english to comment here..fyi only 30 percent bisaya are reading this blog.
anyway, wala akong puso.
— saging lang!
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Trillanes = Bullsh-t. You don’t have any reputation to protect.
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