V DAY


Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

Just so you know, President Aquino is a certified member of SMV: $amahan ng Mamahalin ang Vehicle$.

Rumors say President Aquino wants a palm plant on Valentine’s Day. Wanna know why? ‘Coz that’s the only sure way he could get a date.

This just in! The President has decided to change his relationship status on Facebook: from “Single,” to “So what?!”

On Valentine’s Day, the president’s youngest sister Kris is celebrating her 40th birthday. Kaya sa ating lahat… ingat!

Singlehood
101 Answers to the Question: Why are you still single? Right click to read it here.


Mubarak Resigns
Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has stepped down as leader of Egypt. He left the presidential palace together with his weeping wife and children on a boat via the Nile River.

Egypt’s Hosni Mubarak resigned as president and handed control to the Armed Forces. Following the transfer of power, Egypt’s military generals were each given 50,000 Egyptian pounds as ‘pasalubong.’

Hosni Mubarak is no longer president of Egypt. His critics are now demanding the creation of a Truth Commission.


People power has forced Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak out of Cairo. In six years, expect former First Lady Suzanne Mubarak to seek the presidency of Egypt.

Hosni Mubarak stepped down as president of Egypt, and left Cairo around 12:15 AM on Saturday, Manila time. Minutes later, the Marcoses were on Twitter playing “Senti Sabado.”

Egyptians partied all night as they hailed the resignation of President Hosni Mubarak. Halfway through the celebration, the Black Eyed Peas performed.

Hosni Mubarak has resigned as leader of Egypt after 30 years in power. Asked how he felt for Mubarak, Vice President Jejomar Binay said “I don’t know. We’ve only been in power for 24 years!”

Less than a day after telling Egyptians he was not stepping down, Hosni Mubarak changed his mind and left the presidential Abdeen Palace in Old Cairo. He is now living an ordinary life at No. 1 Polk Street, Sharm el-Sheikh City, Egypt.

Trillanes Flip-flops
Last February 1, Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV categorically stated in front of journalists that former Defense Sec. Angelo Reyes was the “powerful man” behind former military comptroller Carlos F. Garcia. Nine days later, he had an apparent change of mind and claimed it wasn’t Reyes after all. Geez, who do you think are? Hosni Mubarak?

Nine days after telling the whole world that former Defense Sec. Angelo Reyes was the “powerful man” behind retired Major. General Carlos F. Garcia, Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV flip-flopped and stated it wasn’t Reyes but someone else. Nine days from now, Trillanes is expected to reverse himself and say that Reyes has, in fact a reputation to protect.

Rich and Ugly
To marry a non-handsome but rich guy: this was the response of 57 percent of Filipino women surveyed by the Social Weather Stations. Liz Uy wasn’t one of them.

According to a Social Weather Stations survey, 51 percent of Filipinos prefer someone who is rich though ugly. They were described as ‘practical.’ The remaining 49 percent was ‘choosy.’
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“It’s better to be alone for the right reasons than to be with someone for the wrong ones!” – Author Unknown

“Did he really say that?” Moment
“Maganda pero boba! Alam mo kung bakit? Magha-hire ako ng tutor. Ipasok mo sa eskwela. Pag-aralin mo. Natututunan naman ‘yan eh. Kesa naman pangit, araw-araw pag gising mo sa umaga ‘yung mukhang pangit [ang makikita mo]. Iiwan mo rin ‘yun balang araw.”
~ABS-CBN news anchor Julius Babao

Survey Says
Interesado ka na ba ngayon sa football? Manonood ka na ba ng larong ito?
– OO naman. Matagal na. 41.25%
– Hindi pa rin. Wala akong kainte-interes d’yan. 25.31%
– If only for the Azkals, why not? 33.44%

Elsewhere
ABS-CBN News: Robles: Malacañang knew it wasn’t Reyes but did nothing

Philippine Center for Investigative Journalism: The final words of Angelo Reyes

William Esposo (Philippine Star): Haunted by the ghost of Angie Reyes

Newsbreak: The troubled times of Angie Reyes

Manila Standard Today: Tañada vs. Tañada


More Personal
Monday.
Undercard: Heat vs. Boston. #beattheheat
Main Event: Lakers vs. Magic #beattheheat pa rin!
Let’s go Lakers!

Wala Lang
“Oo, inaamin ko, saging lang kami. Pero maghanap ka ng puno sa buong Pilipinas, saging lang ang may puso! Saging lang ang may puso!” – Mark Lapid, “Apoy sa Dibdib ng Samar”

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80 thoughts on “V DAY”

  4. p-noy should now be able to buy some dates.

    it almost slipped under the radar last week that he has sold a piece of land in antipolo to robinsons for 500 million pesos.
    he must have forgotten about it since it is not in his saln.
    convenient amnesia is obviously a requirement for politicians and generals.

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  7. i saw that episode of the news you are referring to, what actually happened was Karen Davila asked Julius Babao what kind of woman would he prefer. She asked, anong gusto mo maganda pero bobo o pangit pero matalino? Then he answered exactly what you wrote in there.

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  15. “Among the public personalities who paid their respects Friday were Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile, Senator Gregorio Honasan, Philippine National Police chief Director-General Raul Bacalzo, National Capital Region Police Office chief Director Nicanor Bartolome and movie director Carlo Caparas.”- Inquirer, Feb. 14, 2011.

    Marunong talaga si Direct Carlo. Pang Box-office ito.

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      1. hahaha sabi pa ni arikdik, umayos ka…

        uuyyy hikata, sigurado ako nabasa mo doon sa previous blog
        na sabi ni esa huwag na daw tayo mag binisaya para naman
        makasali/maintindihan nila ang pinaguusapan natin…

        sige itranslate mo ngayon yang mga pinagsasabi mo….

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      4. kung gusto ninyong maintindihan kung anong sinasabi namin, pag-aralan ninyo. huwag iyong uutusan ninyo kaming magsalita ng tagalog para makaintindi kayo.

        yan ang hirap sa inyong mga tagalog, gusto ninyo special treatment kayo palagi. ang baba ng treatment ninyo sa aming mga taga visayas at mindanao.

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      8. uuyy hikata huwag kang ganyan, bad yan, hindi naman
        nang-uutos si esa, nag suggest lang…

        tungkol sa second paragraph mo, mukha yatang may
        hindi kanaisnais na karanasan ka as against the tagalogs,
        as for me, marami din naman akong nakasalamuha pero
        kabaligtaran sa mga hinaing mo…

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  21. was never ever impressed with this trillanes. to me, he just benefited unduly from the predisposition of some people to side with the dark horse/underdog without probing more sensibly into his true character and worth. i read somewhere that he is supposed to be a communications expert but with the way words come out of him, he unfairly puts in bad light the people who may have had something to do with his breeding and upbringing. he should know better next time. otherwise, kawawa naman ang image ng parents and mentors niya. at lalong kawawa ang hinihiya niya. siya rin naman ay hindi perfect at wala siyang karapatan manghiya nang sobra. even if the premise is simply “in aid of legislation.”

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  22. This Rex Robles has been very vocal after his friend Angie Reyes died. He’s a member of the RAM, yet his friend commited something that was not within RAM’s idealism. Yak-yak siya ng yak-yak, sana tinulungan na lang niya si Reyes para iayos ang problema. Pero kailangan umamin sa pagtanggap ng pera.

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  25. ang magiting kong heneral
    sa giyera handang pumatay
    pero pag pamilya ang sinalakay
    ang bandilang iwinagayway kusang ibinigay

    di tulad ni rambo sanay sa laban at bakbakan
    ang katawang walang ininda sa hambalos at alipusta
    duraan man o upakan
    una ang diyos, sunod ang bayan..huli na ang pamilya.

    kaya kayo sundalo man o ordiaryong tao ..
    alam nyo na and inyong pagkatao
    may nagawa pang hindi kanais nais at gusto
    sa mga katulad naming naperwisyo

    wag na kayong magmaangmaangan
    sarili at pamilya nyo ang lumamang
    sa kawawang bayan niyurakan
    sarili nyo wag nyong ipangalandakan.

    sa pamilya at anak..mahalin ang magulang
    kung silay kagalang galang
    mag isip ng matalino sa binigkas ng kabaro
    totoo ba..ang magulang ko’y matino?

    simple lang.. sa sweldo kong isang libo
    makabili ako ng isang condo?
    di naman ako nanalo sa lotto
    bintang ng kabaro parang totoo.

    ma.

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    1. May valentines date si Pnoy?

      Okey, fine…. sige na, OO na! Matigil ka lang!

      Kung ang kalendaryo nga raw eh may date, si pnoy pa kaya?

      MAIS! ahihihihihi!

      As if naman I care sa mga pautot nya, no?

      Juicemio!

      Been there, done that, kaya …STOP STOP ME!

      Azz in tigil tigilan ako, huh?

      Ang hirap hirap atang magpanggap, di ba ‘Teh?

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    1. Governt allowing Gen. Reyes to be buried at the Libingan ng mga Bayani is too much, very untimely. What if the hearings will prove that he is guilty? Anong gagawin? Ipalilipat ang remains? Kaya tuloy ang mga Marcoses (though not mentioning Gen. Reyes), are now bringing up the issue of FM’s remains. They want him buried at Libingan ng mga Bayani.

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