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AZKALS… KAYO NA!

10 02 2011

THE PHILIPPINE FOOTBALL TEAM defeated Mongolia, 2-0 in the first leg of their 2012 Asian Football Confederation Challenge Cup pre-qualifying match in Bacolod City. It was all Azkals from start to finish. German coach Hans Michael Weiss described it as “a good game.” Goalkeeper Neil Etheridge described it as “my rest day.”


The national football team paid a courtesy call on President Aquino Thursday. The meeting was fun and informative. The President advised the young Azkals on how to enhance team unity. And the Azkals advised the President on how to ‘achieve’ goals.

The Azkals paid a courtesy call on President Aquino Thursday. When the energetic Azkals arrived, the President cheered, the PSG applauded, and the President’s speechwriter Mai Mislang fainted.

The Philippine football team paid a courtesy call on President Aquino. Upon entering the palace, the youthful Azkals felt so Filipino… while the President felt like a lolo.

The Azkals’ goalkeeper, Fil-Brit Neil Etheridge and President Aquino had a chance to talk Thursday in Malacañang. It was a brief conversation between a single and popular boylet, and Neil Etheridge. #walangkokontra

Reluctant
Reports say President Aquino may not visit the wake of former AFP Chief of Staff Angelo Reyes saying, “We were never close.” When Kris Aquino heard this, she said, “Kapatid nga kita! Aha-ha-ha”

Now Welcome
Mrs. Teresita Reyes, wife of former AFP Chief of Staff Angelo Reyes says critics of her husband including the acerbic Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV are now welcome to his wake. By the way, Trillanes, according to rumors, has also softened his stance on Reyes. He’s now willing to hear him talk.


Underground River
President Aquino is encouraging Filipinos to support the campaign to make the underground river in Palawan one of the world’s New Seven Wonders of Nature. The President visited Puerto Princesa City Wednesday. Asked why he chose to visit the subterranean river, the President said, “We are close.”

Dominguez Arrested
Authorities have arrested suspected carjack ringleader Roger Dominguez. Of course, Dominguez would still be “out there” if he was a senator.

NBI Inmates Escape
Two inmates have escaped from an NBI detention cell in Manila by covering with a face towel the CCTV camera installed at the back of the facility. Frustrated NBI officers are filing obstruction of justice against the towel.

Hi-Tech Confession
Reports say there’s a new iPhone and iPad application that would help Roman Catholics prepare for a confession. The new app costs $1.99 – one dollar for Apple, 99 cents for the Church. Amen!

Overseas…
In the southeast African nation of Malawi, somebody has proposed an Anti-Farting Bill. And everyone was like, “Sa Malawi na nakatira si Lito Lapid??!!?”

Phil si Angel
Via Twitter, Azkal Phil Younghusband has invited actress Angel Locsin for a Valentine’s Day date. Expect Luis Manzano to admit his romance with Angel this coming Sunday on The Buzz.
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“All of civility depends on being able to contain the rage of individuals.”
~ Joshua Lederberg

Briefly Noted
Is that your final answer Mr. Senator? O, magbabago pa ang utak mo two weeks from now?

Survey Says
Dapat bang isisi sa banat ng mga kritiko ni Secretary Angelo Reyes ang kanyang pagpapakamatay?
– Oo. 14.29%
– Hindi. 73.1%
– Medyo. 12.62%

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134 responses

10 02 2011
waling away

this one’s the best: “and the President’s speechwriter Mai Mislang fainted.”

nice!

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12 02 2011
rodelbanares

hindi kasi sanay si mai mislang na makakita ng gwapo sa malakanyang. ooops. hindi pala siya nakakakita AT ALL ng gwapo do’n. 🙂

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12 02 2011
thepiaya

lol!

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10 02 2011
walking away

and the President’s speechwriter Mai Mislang fainted.

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11 02 2011
esa

Mr. PH, how come my remark was censored? Wala naman X-rated sa comment ko. I simply said that you have a quick sense of heckling. And I asked if Mai Mislang and you have met. Kasi baka kako, hinimatay rin, meaning guwapo ka siguro.. Something to that effect and it got censored???

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11 02 2011
anon

caradangs nazis get everywhere.
they trawl the internet and post all sorts of comments. a new internet game. spot the nazi

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12 02 2011
senior60

may palagay na ako ngayon, sa palagay ko hindi si
mister heckler nag secensor, kaya pala never syang
nag cocomment sa mga hinaing tungkol dito, siguro
kahit sya hindi nya alam ang mga nangyayari, meaning
siguro, ang computer ang salarin…

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14 02 2011
hikatalomato

nakakatakot naman yang rebelasyon ninyo señor.

para ninyong sinabi na mapapadali ang katapusan ng lahing tao sa mundo dahil nagpapakita na ng senyales ang skynet.

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15 02 2011
senior60

hikata, para ba akong si madam auring? ayy babae pala yun….

pero seriously, ano sa palagay mo etchosera, yan ay kung
may palagay ka…

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10 02 2011
ling

hahahahaha! Straight from the airport, nag courtesy call sila sa presidente! I saw the game live sa Bacolod, I have to say talagang nabagot si Etheridge.

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11 02 2011
forky spoon

he’s bored to death he can kick the ball with eyes closed. haha

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10 02 2011
MangBurns

nice! nagbabaga ang mga balita sa blog mo. btw, sa hospital pa lang nakakadalaw na ang mga nang-diin kay Gen. Reyes #GMA

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10 02 2011
rojan88

hehehehe, nakakatawa naman pala eh, sabi mo sa twitter idol di nakakatawa. hehehe. the best yung malawi anti fart law, hehehe, kaya pala absent si Lito Lapid sa senado, nagsideline yata sa Malawi. wahahahaha.
According to @Fakenoy’s tweet, Kris is contemplating on whose to pick between the 2 Younghusbands, because of that He ask the PSG to give full assistance to the football stars para hindi malapitan ni Kris. hahahaha

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10 02 2011
amateur heckler

nasa malawi na si sen. lapid at marunong ng mag ingles?

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12 02 2011
rodelbanares

baka kinuha si senator lapid na consultant ng senate ng malawi. woohoooo! buhay na naman si leon guerero!

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10 02 2011
pihikan chronicles

naman PH! ikaw na!!!
pati si etheridge nadali mo
GO AZKALS

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10 02 2011
anon

kris aquino has a new found interest in football.
always on the lookout for a younghusband

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12 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

korek!

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10 02 2011
timpaul

Go Azkals!!!

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10 02 2011
promdi

this is PH Express Tonite! ha ha. about 6:30 pm lang today nasa Malacanang ang AZkals! sabagay, antic na nga kung bukas pa ‘to lalabas! but you’re not obliged to be this swift. cge ka PH, ikaw rin… we might always expect you to be speedy and high-geared all the time from now… ‘bagay, you’re it na! keep it up; know you will. cheers!

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10 02 2011
promdi

he he. napalang (as in preempted) ni Piolo si Phil Y kay KC, kaya si Angel naman ang natipuhan. Pero has been long ago na si Luis, PH. isang bandplayer na ang kay Angel ngayon; nga ba sya?

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10 02 2011
promdi

mga weirdong bill, ginagawa na rin sa Malawi? e weirdo rin naman kung asan yung country na ‘yun, noh? pero di naman weird kung mapunta si Sen. Leon Guerrero at dun mag-shooting! ha ha ha!

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10 02 2011
promdi

What’s this NBI’s naman? of all places, why naman nakakatakas pa mga detainees? What kind of fool are they? Whaa, they’re supposed to be expert and dependable as safe-keepers! di naman yan city or provincial jail na ahas-tulog mga jailguards! Considering that the sawing of iron grills does not come off overnight! gosh; omg talaga!
ano bang klaseng pansitan ‘yan, mga sirs!

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10 02 2011
promdi

oh my! mysterious silence drama ni Pnoy amid all the serious matters obtaining in the AFP of which he is THE commander in chief, Pinoy is out there in Palawan, feeling less serious as a new-born tourist on a campaign trail for the “new 7 wonders of nature”. of course, he cut the ribbons today at the blessing of this executive room, ek- ek in Malacanang! Is the boy in command?

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12 02 2011
rodelbanares

promdi, i was just thinking the same thing! 🙂 it seems that everytime the president is in the news, it’s all about attending fiestas, visiting tourist spots, trsting out sports cars and dating women. Para lang siyang naglalaro. 🙂 AY! naglalaro nga pala siya…. ng PSP.

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10 02 2011
Paul

Traillianes should not go the Reyes’ wake but to her mother to learn about good manners and civility… that if he was not bred by wild dogs

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11 02 2011
Jacob

People like Angelo Reyes do not deserve an ounce, or even a tinge, of respect in my opinion.

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11 02 2011
Paul

Every human being deserves respect. That is enshrined in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights where the Philippines is a signatory.

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12 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

jacob i get you. i respect reyes as a human being, but i absolutely do not respect that he killed himself when he could have stayed on and shed light on the whole situation. I do not see any heroism in his suicide. it was a selfish act for me, he left his family and the whole nation at a time when his presence is needed the most.

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14 02 2011
Jacob

thanks for getting my point disgruntled bystander. As a human being I respect him but for his “alleged” inhumane acts he deserves no respect. And I am saddened that these effin senators are reversing whatever they have said before. Akala ko may bayag si Trillanes.

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10 02 2011
pihikan chronicles

yeah so true, azkals should teach PNOY how to achieve goals…

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10 02 2011
amateur heckler

ano ba ang tawag dun, carjack arrest?

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10 02 2011
Paul

The Azkals had skills, grace and strong sense of fair play. They should replace our senators

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11 02 2011
forky spoon

and the president if they may LOL

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10 02 2011
AZKALS… KAYO NA! – Sugod News Philippines

[…] source: professionalheckler.wordpress.com […]

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11 02 2011
arlo

pagdating ng azkals sa malacanang nasure ni mai na wala siya sa vietnam

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11 02 2011
kalokah

mislang fainted. yes!

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11 02 2011
senior60

ang quote ni joshua lederberg ay hindi akma sa kaso nina reyes at bastos
trillanes dahil sa hindi naman sila nagaaway…

sabi pa nya ngayon sa interview na halatang nag softened na nga na, hindi
naman daw nakakamatay ang salita, nakalimutan siguro nya ang kasabihang
” a pen is mightier than a sword ” kaya ayun, dead si reyes…

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11 02 2011
esa

Nagulat nga ako with Trillanes saying na hindi nakamamatay ang salita. The bible has several passages re power of words. There are a lot of writngs touching on the power of words. If he is not a wide reader, at least his mother should have taught him some good manners. At least nga itong family ni Gen. Reyes, binawi ang “not welcome” mat to those who were critical of Gen. Reyes. After their initial shock and anger, their good Christian sense got the better of them. Buti naman at nakadalaw tuloy si Erap. Btw,Memory Lane…Estrada and Angelo Reyes:Forgive and forget – INQUIRER.net, Philippine News for Filipinos: http://bit.ly/eQkQQA via @addthis

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11 02 2011
eddibumangon

He did admit that Reyes was not the real protector of Garcia. This is like admitting that he lied when he accused Reyes of being the one. If the senate has even a semblance of fair play, they should at the very least censure him for this.

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12 02 2011
Paul

Fo r the interest of truth and improvement of the system Reyes had more value alive. But for the interest of personal vengeance and grandstanding, Reyes had more value as dead. Jingoy said they were just doing their job… personal vengeance and grandstanding he thinks is the senate’s TOR

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12 02 2011
Paul

Trillaines and Jinggoy are still young and can still do much damage to the nation. Jingoy’s only accomplishment is epic plunder while for Trillianes’ its mindless mutiny and overspending of senate’s money. Watch out for these two.

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12 02 2011
senior60

esa

in fairness to both of them, the mother and son,

i’m very sure tinuruan ng mother ang son ng gmrc at mayroon
naman nito ang son…

ang problema ngayon ay lumaki na ang ulo ni son, abusado na ba..

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12 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

regardless. i still want to know the truth. did reyes and his family steal from the AFP’s coffers? so what if reyes was hurt with what trillanes said. i expected more resilience from him, having reached the highest position possible for a military man in this country. i’m sure in his lengthy career, he has had words spewed at him that were less than cordial. people always try to bring other people down with words, it’s not the words that kill, it’s who we are and what we are made of that determine what the outcome will be.

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14 02 2011
Paul

People always bring down other people with words? Where do you live?

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15 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

I live in the Philippines, i guess that answers everything.

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13 02 2011
brianitus

In the years that passed, I came upon the conclusion that the senate and the house both LOVE talking the issues to death. I guess Reyes is so far the best example of this.

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11 02 2011
senior60

mister heckler, ano kayang mararamdaman mo kung halimbawa
lang, na huwag naman sana, matalo pa rin ang lakers against a
very unpopular team, so unpopular na hindi mo alam ang pangalan
ng kanilang team…

go lakers go..

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11 02 2011
move0ut

***You’re reading too many fantasy stories

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11 02 2011
senior60

hikata mag asoaso na sad imo dawunggan ani, tiaw mo

nang komisyon sa simbahan sa mga iphone ug ipad minus

kiting para taginting 100% man…

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12 02 2011
esa

@senior60, @hikata… – Sana bawasan ninyo ang pagcomment in the dialect that is not understood by many here. Isali naman ninyo kami. Just a suggestion, not meant to offend.

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12 02 2011
senior60

hahaha sige esa, we’ll do that…

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11 02 2011
pasingit

Mai Mislang fainted….

then Penoy did too!!

i’m sure kinilig ang old(non)husband! ahihihi

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11 02 2011
eddibumangon

“old(non)husband!” – hahaha. talo ang “50 something virgin” description ko ke Pnoy. 🙂

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11 02 2011
marja

hahaha! lagot ang mga Younghusband brothers sa Aquino siblings, LOL!!!!

hopefully dna maka recover ang mai mislang na yan…hahahaha!!!

so far PNoy never seemed to be the Commander in Chief…why is he always hiding in the skirts of his sisters now (kasi dati ke Tita Cory)?! Man, Mr. PNoy, assert yourself, be on top of the situation…don’t shie off to someplace far away….be in COMMAND!!!

Mr. PHcare thanks always for making my days!

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11 02 2011
anon

in business they say a family company fails after 3 generations.
adapting that –

noynoy created the brand
cory expanded it
p-noy will bankrupt it
kris aquino will bury it

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11 02 2011
esa

I think, it should be Ninoy created the brand?

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11 02 2011
hikatalomato

really?

how can you explain the business run by the holy family? i think they’re been in business since emperor constantine became their ceo.

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11 02 2011
anon

the church live in their own world and own rules.
exceptions prove the point

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12 02 2011
esa

Malaki yata galit ni @hikatalomato sa Catholic church. Relax ka lang Hijo. I’m not saying you are wrong, you got your points naman in quite a number but halata ko lang gigil na gigil ka sa Catholic church. Konting cool.

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11 02 2011
marja

by the way…i’ve always been a futbol fan…and became so proud of it because of the AZKALS!!! congrats dun ke Caligdong, first and foremost….

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11 02 2011
timpaul

Magkamukha si mrs reyes at ang yumaong asawa. Di rin kaya sya nagselos sa kanyang mother-in-law? And what’s with some writers saying Reyes’ suicide is honorable? What’s honorable about taking one’s own life because one’s honor is being questioned because of his alledged involvement in large scale corruption? And what is with some people saying what he did was a sign of bravery and a strength of character? Crap!!! Cowardice, I say.

My condolences to the family.

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11 02 2011
Jacob

I effin agree.

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12 02 2011
marja

so do i! 100% agree!

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12 02 2011
mike_test

I second the motion!

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12 02 2011
Anonymous

And why is he in the being blessed by the church? Iba talaga pag may pera. Sa ibang simbahan, hindi pinapayagan misahan ang mga nag suicide. Full of contradictions talaga.

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12 02 2011
senior60

yes, pati simbahan may double standard na hindi dapat
dahil simbahan nga sila…

kung sabagay, pati nga mga pabinyag, palibing at kung
anoano pa, iba iba ang rate, may special at ordinary…

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13 02 2011
etchosera

hayaan mo Senior, sa libing ko, ire-request ko, gift wrapped na,
SPECIAL DELIVERY pa!

Bwahahahaha!

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12 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

exactly. i think the “honorable” spin is part of the reyes family’s PR campaign to steer clear of any further investigation.

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13 02 2011
Pokerface

Korek! Ano naman kaya ang honorable dun….sangkot sa malaking corruption, nagpakamatay…. at tawagin na honorable man? Seriously!

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11 02 2011
gudelia

go azkals! go lakers!

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11 02 2011
CoJ

pakonswelo de bobo naman yung panalo, Mongolia is never good to begin with, celebrating the Azkals win would embody the Philippines’ affinity for celebrating mediocrity, I still don’t get the hype for the Azkals (though I’m a fytbol fan), you beat a so called powerhouse nation in a region not known for soccer, big deal….Its like Burma beating Thailand in Basketball….

Sabagay, aim low, that has been the mantra of this administration

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11 02 2011
forky spoon

and what’s your reaction be if they lost?

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11 02 2011
CoJ

NR..too much hype eh…pakonswelo de bobo lang talaga yung laban…

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11 02 2011
Jacob

a win is still a win. Parang baby lang yan we are celebrating their first steps kumbaga.

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11 02 2011
azeroth

magaling lang ang pr ng azkals yun lang yun. pero tignan mo nga sa ganyang lagay ng kalaban tingin ko mahina na dapat ang 5 goals.

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12 02 2011
marja

Lol, you guys really are bad! Mahirap kaya mag score sa futbol! Kaya ang victory ng Azkals is still a good Victory…kayo talaga mga spoilsports…hehehe…now kung natalo pano na lang? See…

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14 02 2011
pihikan chronicles

tama ka

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12 02 2011
thepiaya

sus,matuwa na lang tayo sa pagkapanalo nila. kahit sandali panahon,nagkaisa ulit ang buong bansa sa pagsuporta sa kanila. . .at bihira mangyari yun!

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12 02 2011
phreddox

Let the Azkals enjoy their moment in the sun. Pati ba naman yan pupulitikahin?

Football has never been a big deal in the Philippines until the Azkals came. A lot of Filipinos in effect are rediscovering football because of this “hype” (me included). If this “hype” is properly channeled into necessary funds, you get a better football program, a FIFA class stadium, and a bigger niche in the Fipino’s sports psyche. True futbol fans should appreciate the potential of the goodwill being generated by this team. Let the Azkals fan the flames, get the snowball to snowball, ________ (add other cliches here).

Ang problema ng maraming pinoy, mahilig mag-maliit tsk tsk.

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12 02 2011
eddibumangon

Ang problema ng maraming pinoy, maliliit tsk tsk. 🙂

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13 02 2011
etchosera

Ayyyyyy!

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12 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

who cares whether the Azkals win or lose? i’m just glad they’re there to keep Mai Mislang occupied.

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13 02 2011
brianitus

CoJ,

Dude, it isn’t celebrating mediocrity. It’s just celebrating a win — na bihira dati. If you’re a football fan, you know that the PHL team record used to suck big time — in a region that isn’t known for football pa.

It’s a good thing that the team starts winning. At least mag-increase yung support base and yung funding for the team/ sport. Who knows? Maybe better chances for bigger events in the future?

Malay mo, in the future you might cheer for the PHL football team sa FIFA World Cup.

I wouldn’t put these blokes in the same bracket as the current admin. 😉

Cheers!

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11 02 2011
TOMADOR

malufet talaga ang Azkals!!

GO CELTICS!!!!

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11 02 2011
achu

suicide is an honorable way out for a person who admits his guilt, yet still wants to keep things secret as a way to protect and keep his promise to those whom he pledged his full loyalty. What reyes did is way better than those who are way more guilty yet don’t feel it a bit.

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11 02 2011
Paul

With all his shortcomings, Reyes will always be part of Philippine history as the one who led the AFP in driving the MILF to its knees and to the negotiating table, reducing the strength of NPA and tilting EDSA 2 in favor of the popular sentiment. Trillianes and Jinggoy have only shortcomings and nothing more

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12 02 2011
rodelbanares

@paul: well said. my sentiments exactly.

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12 02 2011
karaangbugoy

I fully agree with you. Thrillianes ang unggoy make me sick!

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12 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

it’s just a case of rotten, more rotten and most rotten.

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13 02 2011
bituing marikit

I so agree.these two havent done anything good for the country ….puro pakabig..

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11 02 2011
anon

he is just a meal for the worms.
good riddance.
now lets get the money back from his arrogant children and pursue everyone else who has deprived honest people in pursuit of their own greed.
time is running out on the arroyo thugs.

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14 02 2011
hikatalomato

brutal ka naman kung magsalita, sis. sana sinabi mo yan sa harap ng mga anak ni reyes at hindi dito sa blog.

tika, baka ikaw yong nazi na sinasabi ni anon na kampon ni carandang. di ba walang habag ang mga nazi? girl, boy, bakla, tomboy ay dinadala nila sa gas chamber. then ipapasok sa isang malaking la germania oven ang mga bangkay para lutuin. but before that, babasbasan muna ng isang priest ng flavoring ang mga bangkay para magkalasa. ang nalutong bangkay ay ipapasok sa isang crusher para maging polvoron. tapos babalutin sa papel de japon (imported by germans from their japanese ally), tapos ibebenta sa pilipinas.

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15 02 2011
senior60

ayyy akala ko gagawing vitsin/ajinomoto…

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12 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

suicide is never honorable. it’s an easy way out. people who wade through the crap of life day in and out without even a glimmer of hope in sight are the truly honorable ones.

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11 02 2011
some visitor

Umm…no, the Vatican did *not* approve the iPhone confession app. It was just one bishop in the US.

In fact, the Vatican (or at least according to a statement by one of its official spokesperson) disapproves of it:

http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/lifestyle/02/10/11/vatican-bans-confession-iphone

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11 02 2011
professionalheckler

THANKS for the info. 🙂

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11 02 2011
bob

Sensya na po, pero napaka-slow ko ngayon. As if I’m currently running on 8086 processor or 4004 pa yata. Di ko makuha yun Anti-Farting Law at Lito Lapid. 😦 Kindly enlighten me. Yun mag-eexplain sakin, may kiss kay Dr. George Chaponda.

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11 02 2011
bob

Teka, about non-sense and stupid bills (and laws) ba yun kaya nai-relate si Sen. Lapid sa Anti-Farting Law ng Malawi?

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11 02 2011
Fhil Oldexhusband

Younghusband getting in KC-Piolo’s way?

http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/entertainment/02/04/11/younghusband-getting-kc-piolos-way

Type ni Piolo si Younghusband?

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12 02 2011
phreddox

HAHAHAHA!

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11 02 2011
Moshou

Hahaha sna nga lumipat na dun c lito lapid

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11 02 2011
azeroth

bilib talaga ko sa pr man ng azkals. samantalang ang gilas na dami ng na achieve, yung mga critics kung bumanat akala mo kulelat sa buong mundo ang pilipino pag dating sa basketball. pero kung titignan mo ang standings azkals futbol team world standing is at #152 out of 203 countries while phi smart gilas basketball team is at #53! si president noy ayaw pang pirmahan ang naturalization papers ni marcus douthit, ano pa kaya nyang gawin?

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11 02 2011
AZKALS… KAYO NA! « The Professional Heckler | Pnoy Talks

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11 02 2011
AZKALS… KAYO NA! « The Professional Heckler | Pnoy Talks

[…] rest is here: AZKALS… KAYO NA! « The Professional Heckler This entry was posted in Kris and tagged campaign-trail, feeling-less, may-not, nga-kita, […]

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11 02 2011
The Urban Nomad

@MaiMislang: ang daming gwapo dito sa #Malacañang @PhilYHusband @JYH53 @Neil38Etheridge #azkals

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11 02 2011
eddibumangon

Ampogi ng nasa kanan ni Pnoy, crush ko. Mr. President, is he taken?

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11 02 2011
joey lim

hi heckler! i always agree with all your writings but one — GO CELTICS! the green team from the east…we lost…see you next game…

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11 02 2011
anon

kris aquino also tried a date with ph( phil yhusband)
am available and free – no charge – just some much needed publicity. the price is right.

pyh
aged 40, and 40 round the hips!! even all the ill gotten gains of the aquinos could not entice me

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11 02 2011
anon

Don’t steal – the Government and AFP hate competition.

adapted from old saying

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11 02 2011
anon

Ph. Maybe you could come up with best car sticker.

Some to start the ball rolling

Dont steal – the govt hates competition

Dont ask difficult questions – we dont have the answers

Dont blame aquino – he doesnt

Dont pray to god – pray to the chinese

Dont give up hope – just your pesos

Dont envy politicians – they dont envy you

Dont pay your taxes – politicians and lawyers dont

Dont visit taiwan – they will send you to china

Dont worry, be happy – it wont last

Dont suffer in silence – read the professional heckler

Dont think your life ends at 60 – the misery is just beginning

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12 02 2011
senior60

ouch aray ko…

sa dinamidami ng numero anon, 60 pa ang napili mo hahaha

ayyy english pala dapat, ah bahala ka na …

wrong na wrong na wrong ka anon sa, ” the misery is just
beginning “…

look at me, english yan ha, ano sa tingin mo, hindi ba ako nag
eenjoy dito at 60 plus? misery ka dyan…

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13 02 2011
eddibumangon

senior, hindi obvious na love ka na ni anon.

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15 02 2011
senior60

hindi na bale eddi kung hindi nya ako love basta

huwag lang gawa ganuon sticker…

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11 02 2011
mbw

hahahaha! binabaliktad na ng mga hari-harian ang morality—sino ang hero at sino ang villain! sino ang tama at sino ang baluktot! write naman ng write ang media ng mga walang kuwentang statements ng mga hudas! Basta sa akin, nakakatawa si PH!

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11 02 2011
mic

@anon: unfair naman ang don’t pay your taxes – politicians and lawyers don’t.
i know of a lot of lawyers who pay their taxes. and advice their clients to pay their taxes too.
and then there are other professionals who don’t.
so please don’t generalize.

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12 02 2011
anon

with 50,000 lawyers in the country i am sure some do.
but none appear on bir top 500 tax payers list.
at least one has been caught.

Thursday.

Charged for tax evasion was Atty. Gari Tiongco, a resident of Ayala Heights Village, Diliman Quezon City.

The BIR said Tiongco did not declare his P124 million income in 2009, resulting in a deficiency of P58.9 million that year.

BIR said the case against Tiongco was the answer to persistent inquiries as to why no lawyer has been charged under its Run After Tax Evaders or RATE program

——

you only need to earn 12 million a year to be in the top 500 list.

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12 02 2011
Anonymous

i wanna love you love you.lol.

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12 02 2011
phreddox

Sana mag file ng bill si idol ng bill laban sa Highfaluting.

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12 02 2011
amateur heckler

sana naman itong mga mestisong asong kalye natin ay talagang may dugong pinoy. huwag naman sana nilang gawin ang nagawa ng ibang sports organization na nag import ng mga dayuhan at pinalabas na pinoy kahit naman hindi. it would erode whatever support they have gained and we will be known as cheats. we do not need to recruit nonpinoys. afterall, kalat naman ang pinoy sa mundo at maraming magagaling. ok lang kung ang coach ay hindi pinoy kasi kailangan naman nating matuto sa expertise nila.

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13 02 2011
etchosera

Bwahahahahaha!

Ayyyy! Tama po ba ang reaction ko?

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12 02 2011
anon

p-noy car bumper stickers

freedom for corruption – but no freedom of information act

my other car is a lexus

want a date.

if u can read this i will sack my security detail

dont stare at my rear end – only puno can do that

porsches for the masses

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12 02 2011
anon

supplied by cojuangco motors – no relation!

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12 02 2011
anon

final stickers

invest in the philippines – buy a congressman

lawyers legalise graft and corruption

lawyers borrow your watch and then charge you to tell you the time

never date an economist – your figures dont interest them

and some i like which are not mine

be careful, i’m chinese

if we call it the tourist season why cant we shoot them

wanted; meaningful overnight relationship

so many cats – so few recipes

i just devalued my lexus with this stupid sticker

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12 02 2011
senior60

uuyyy hikata, dalian mo punta dito, nag mention si

anon ng cats, ianalyze mo nga at hindi ko naintindihan..

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14 02 2011
senior60

teka lang pala muna, subukan ko powers ko…

actually para lang sa isang recipe, para siopao lang…

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12 02 2011
anon

sws survey – 51 percent of pinoys prefer someone rich but ugly.

p-noy you have a chance.

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13 02 2011
brianitus

Paano yung 49% …poor and ugly?

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13 02 2011
dondee

The recent game in Bacolod highlighted the error of the local federation for refusing to hold the Suzuki Cup game in the Philippines last year. Hometown support could have egged the Azkals to win the game over Indonesia instead of losing both games.

Just as all brides are beautiful (even Ms Misland, if she gets married), all dead people have led a good life. When retired Gen Reyes was asked if it was true that he received “pasalubong” and “pabaon,” he asked if he had been “ganid”. When he said that he has a name and reputation to protect, Sen. Trillanes retorted that he has no reputation to protect. Reyes acted like the general to talking to a junior officer, even when he and Trillanes were already a civilians, and one of them already a senator.

Reminds me of a line in “Evita” – when the Italian crowd called her a whore, the First Lady of Argentina was fuming mad. An seaman commented that it was an easy mistake, because he was still called an Admiral even when he has left the sea long ago. We still call Erap a president, and Kabayan a Vice President. Good thing GMA will henceforth be known as a Congresswoman, and not a president.

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13 02 2011
etchosera

Juicemio ‘Teh, nawindang naman ako dito sa comment mo!
Ano ba talaga? Wala na ba talagang Mayon sa Bicol?

May relasyon nga ba talaga si Trillanes kay Evita? As far as I know, Trillanes is a senator, not a seaman! And Mislang, ikasal man siya o hindi, shonget pa rin siya, at di rin aaminin ni Reyes na may pabaon siya kay Mislang sa Vietnam! Ayyyyy?

At teka nga pala, asan po ba yung line sa sinasabi mo? Line of sight siguro, ano po?

Pero teka teka……Reyes and Trillanes a civilians? Aw c’mons!

Fuming mad po ba talaga si Evita kung tinatawag pa nating President si Erap?

Sencia na po ha? Di ko po nasakyan ang train of thought nyo eh. Di ako sanay sumakay ng train. Wala kasi dito sa amin eh.

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14 02 2011
etchosero

Bwahahahahaha!

Ayyyy! Tama po ba ang reaction ko?

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13 02 2011
dondee

@azeroth – walang pr man ang smart gilas, samantalang unlimited ang budget ni manny pangilinan? You got to be kidding. By the way, ano ang achievement ng gilas? they participated in exhibition games, and in competitions, they did not amount to much. Ang daming fake na Pinoy, starting with Taulava and Penisi (oh Manny P, your slip is showing)

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6 03 2011
Azkals Fan

Go Azkals!

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29 07 2011
pangkista

About Angelo Reyes, may I say na basta sa mga taong kawatan, walang pakundangang nangungulimbat ng kaban ng bayan, wala akong respeto sampu na sa pamilya niya. Paano nila naaatim na magbuhay mayaman gayong alam nila (kita mo nga, walang mga kunsensiya!) na nakaw lang ang yaman nila! Whenever I think about our soldiers serving our country, being in the line of fire na kulang-kulang ang mga gears nila, at mamamatay na lang ng ganun and their families’ are left with a meager pension/benefit, lagi kong sinasabi, mamamatay kayong mga kawatan! The nerve!

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