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LOVI AND OTHER DRUGS

1 02 2011


Guilty!
ILOCOS SUR Rep. Ronald Singson has pleaded guilty to a drug offense in Hong Kong. He also admitted to being addicted to cocaine. His father, Ilocos Sur Governor Chavit Singson was so upset he accused Ronald of setting his own self up.

Since 2004
Embattled Ilocos Sur Representative Ronald Singson revealed he’s been using cocaine since 2004, and consumed three to five grams of the drug per day. At one point, he got so hooked to coke he almost changed his name to Ronald Singhot.

Nabbed!
When customs police in Hong Kong arrested Cong. Ronald Singson on July 11, 2010, cocaine was found in his underpants. The ‘Coke’ was an inch away from the ‘straw.’

Girlfriend
Ilocos Sur representative, and concert promoter Ronald Singson blamed his break up last year with girlfriend Lovi Poe for his drug use. The actress broke up with him when she found out that half of Ronald’s purported ‘bulge’ was just cocaine.

Resign!
Members of the House of Representatives have called on Cong. Ronald Singson to resign. But the beleaguered Ilocos Sur representative was unfazed. Ousted or not from Congress, he’ll never run out of sessions. #ikawna!

Shocked
Cong. Ronald Singson pleaded guilty to drug trafficking. The 42-year-old solon and concert promoter also confessed to being addicted to cocaine… shocking his father, Governor Chavit Singson who, at the time, had yet to recover from the shock of hearing Piolo Pascual admitting on TV that he and KC Concepcion were in a relationship.

Rabusa & Karma
Have you been following the news on retired Lieutenant Colonel George Rabusa? Interviewed by Radyo Inquirer, Rabusa said he could be suffering from “bad karma” for pocketing millions of pesos from military funds. According to Rabusa, he recently had a stroke, his wife’s got cancer, he lost his mayoral bid in the Visayas, and he’s nearing bankruptcy. One time, Rabusa confessed, he got so depressed he almost produced a concert, and snorted cocaine.

Fare Hike
After approving the fare rate hike in the MRT, LRT, and taxicabs two weeks ago, the government has approved this week the provisional fare hike in jeepney ride. Next week, the government is expected to rule in favor of a petition seeking higher ride rates at Enchanted Kingdom and Star City. #sige!itaasn’yonanglahat!

I Crush You!
In Tuesday’s Lower House hearing on the alleged corruption in the Armed Forces, Ilocos Norte Rep. Rodolfo Fariñas revealed he had a crush on Ombudsman Merceditas Gutierrez way back in college. Stunned but otherwise amused by the revelation, Gutierrez quipped, “Si ikaw talaga! Masyado mong ‘pinapahiya si ako!”

Modernong Kahulugan ng Ilang Salita o Parirala

Pasalubong: Bonus sa trabahong hindi pa nagagawa
Halimbawang pangungusap: “Uy, General, mainit na pagbati sa inyong appointment! Bago po kayo magsimula sa inyong trabaho, heto po ang sampung milyong pisong pasalubong. Enjoy!”

Pabaon: Bonus sa trabahong walang katiyakan kung nagawa
Halimbawang pangungusap: “Uy, General, maraming salamat po sa inyong paglilingkod sa bayan. Heto po ang limampung milyong pisong pabaon. Pa-burger ka naman! Burger! Burger!”

Set up: Kapag ‘di mo matanggap na adik ang iyong anak
Halimbawang pangungusap: “’Tang-i*a kasi ‘yong kasama niya eh. ‘Nilaglag ang anak ko. ‘Ayun, na-set up kaya inaresto. Ukininam!”

Plea bargain agreement: Ibang katawagan sa “Why not coconut?! Malay mo makalusot!”
Halimbawang pangungusap: “Ombudsman, baka naman magawan natin ng paraan ‘tong kaso ko. Ibabalik ko ang one-third ng ninakaw ko pero dapat malinaw ang plea bargain agreement natin. Kailangang abswelto ang aking asawa’t mga anak na kasing-kakapal ko ang mukha.”

You’ve Got Jail
Indonesian pop star Nazril “Ariel” Irham was sentenced to three-and-a-half years in prison for videotaping his sexual activities with different women. In fairness to Irham, he had a good lawyer during the trial. What he lacked however was a filthy rich, plastic surgery-enhanced cougar financier.
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“I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.”
~Keith Richards

Survey Says
Uy, malapit na ang Valentine’s Day. Kumusta naman?
– Happiness! 30%
– Kumusta mong mukha mo! 54.07%
– Getting there. I am not going to elaborate. Baka mausog. 15.93%

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Today is February 1, 2011… let’s spread  peace and love (not just legs)!
#teamlakers #beattheheat

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80 responses

1 02 2011
lime

Oh bakit wala kang update sa lakers TPH? Have you heard the news? Your teams roster is in the brink of being shaken up? Press the panic button pls! ^^,

>> kala ko ba walang problema ang lakers sabi ni Kobe????

time to get real and wake up now!

peace!

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1 02 2011
kaitokid

I LIKE!!..hehe

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1 02 2011
move0ut

natawa ako dun kay irham financier, haha!

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1 02 2011
jocelyn

na set up mo na naman kami PH.
salamat at napasaya mo na naman ang hapon namin

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1 02 2011
Hayden Ako

May pinapatamaan ka na naman, pare ko. Kun di lang ako masaya sa ” Coke an inch away from the straw,” hahamunin na sana kita ng suntukan.

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3 02 2011
senior60

ikaw hayden ha lulutang ka lang kapag mamention si

love of your life…

ako may hinala kung sino ka…

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6 02 2011
etchosera

Juicemio Senior!

Backread ka, malalaman mo kung paano nabuko kung sino si Hayden!

Ahah ahah ahah!

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1 02 2011
rei

wow…ambilis, meron na agad ulit
pansin ko lang, balita rito, then about 3-4 weeks later, news on tv

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3 02 2011
senior60

sobra ka naman…

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1 02 2011
etchosera

Juicemio!

Laftir naman ako sa “straw” na yan!

Reminded me of someone I met not so long ago!

Ahihihihihihi!

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2 02 2011
amateur heckler

i cannot remember meeting with etchos.

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7 02 2011
etchosera

Hey, I said I met someone…. not something!

Ahihihihihi! Joke!

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1 02 2011
livingsaint

hehehehe. kawawa naman si Piolo at KC. Hanggang ngayon shocked pa rin ang mga tao sa kanilang romantic relationship!

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1 02 2011
marja

Ang lufeet!!! Grabe ka talaga Mr. PH, always the best read!!! Love you na trulili!!!

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1 02 2011
professionalheckler

funny ka. 🙂

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2 02 2011
marja

oi Mr. PH…sinagot mo na ako, happiness ever!!! Lol!!! *blush” *blush* hehehe!!! No need for any coke ang high-ness ko!!! (ambabaw, ahah…hah..hah…!)

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1 02 2011
Thel from Florida

MAJOR, MAJOR TAWA NA NAMAN AKO. SUPER PANALO, LALO NA IYONG
SINGSON=SINGHOT! BLESS YOUR HEART ALWAYS AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING SO BRILLIANT.

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1 02 2011
anon

brilliant.
and like singson and rabusa i have so many problems that i hope senior60 will forgive me for my views, and that hikalamoto will accept that i cannot help being a genius. a cross i carry.
and the bulge in my pants is real – no padding and no drugs.
happy days are here again.

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2 02 2011
hikatalomato

oh anointed one, let me carry the cross for you.

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2 02 2011
etchosera

dyan nagsisimula yan!

Ahihihihihi!

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1 02 2011
dan

…cguro nman ngayon e malinaw na kay chavit na may chocholate hills sa bohol at may mayon volcano sa albay.

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2 02 2011
thepiaya

lol!

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2 02 2011
promdi

oy, ha, dan… malay mo, in denial pa rin siya sa kinahinatnan ng desisyon ng anak nya… despite the reality of mayon in albay, and the choco hills in bohol, maybe now, he is still trying to figure out whether or not me magellan’s cross nga ba sa cebu!

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1 02 2011
Baidu

Hahaha kulit, RONALD SINGHOT!!!

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1 02 2011
anon

‘lets spread peace and love- not just legs’
lovi poe, kris aquino please take note otherwise your brains may fall out.

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2 02 2011
hikatalomato

advocates peace and love. another unique traits of the anointed one

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2 02 2011
etchosera

nagsisimula na nga!

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1 02 2011
promdi

That’s how it is, in Indonesia, in Hongkong, and in other countries whose name is not the Philippines. You don’t have to count ages to try a case and convict the guilty if he is. No frills; no haggles of promised rose gardens, cash falls, or plea bargains… Here, most cases, especially the high-profile ones, tried and seen out sooner than expected are more likely either dismissed for “lack of merit”, or simply acquit the culprit whose guilt failed to level up “beyond reasonable doubt!.”

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1 02 2011
anon

being a drug dealer is bad enough but the most despicable point is that his drugs are being paid for by taxpayers who can hardly afford to feed their children and he whines like a little boy because he cannot take the pressure of being a congressman, the demands of his girlfriend, his failing business, and is under the care of a psychiatrist and going to rehab.
wow, talk about playing the victim card.
amd when he is back here he will be trying to say it was just a legal strategy.
i would shove all 26.1 grammes in a place where the sun dont shine.
he learnt about lies deceit and perjury from a master. like father like son

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2 02 2011
hikatalomato

denounces evil deeds. another traits of the anointed one

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1 02 2011
promdi

I crush You! Ha ha, where were you in the 80’s, PH? me malay ka na ba nang panahon ni ako? si Ikaw talaga, malinaw ang memorya…?

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2 02 2011
esa

Naalala kong bigla si Ma. Theresa Carlson(?)…did I get her name right? Kawawa naman the way she died. But her “Si ako, si ikaw was really cute and original. Siguro that was her when she was new in using our vernacular. The scriptwriter caught on the phrase…nice…Memory lane…pero naawa ako talaga sa treatment ni Farinas sa kanya.

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2 02 2011
promdi

yes, esa, i say amen to that. hers was a case of “the battered one”; even the manner she left this world; poor pretty little thing; an untimely rather tragic demise! MSRIP!

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3 02 2011
senior60

may naalaala din ako…

ang tumatak sa isip ko kung hindi ako nagkakamali ha
hindi si theresa makaalisalis sa poder ni farinas ay dahil
na rin sa kanilang mga anak na hindi sasama sa kanya,
wise na din mga bata dahil mapera kasi si farinas…

at paano nga ba namatay si theresa? parang nahulog yata
sa kanilang bahay…

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7 02 2011
etchosera

Ayyyy! Ako din! Ako din! May naalala din ako!

Naalala ko….. di pa pala ako kumakain!

Si PH kasi eh. Kakaadik…… tulad ng coke!

Di ba Ronald Singhot?

Ahihihihihi!

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2 02 2011
Maxlip

Ronald Singhot, FTW!

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2 02 2011
anon

no wonder lovi poe broke up with singson. he told her that he had a big package in his underpants. she realised he is a little prick.
made for each other. the upper class of the philippines. it makes me glad to be an eskimo.

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2 02 2011
hikatalomato

no skin pores and very small nosetril. another special characteristics of the anointed one

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2 02 2011
anon

so singson now plays the suicide card – the ace in the pack – but who wouldn’t be suicidal after an usher concert.
lies,deceit, and perjury.
like father,like son.
dad will be proud.

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3 02 2011
senior60

“lies, deceit, and perjury.
like father, like son.”

this is now your trademark..

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4 02 2011
anon

chavit and ronald singson – alias dumb and dumber.
i hope you didnt vote for them

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2 02 2011
GS

Today is February 1, 2011… let’s spread peace and love (not just legs)!

can it be (also legs)! instead?

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2 02 2011
nwebber

Hahaha, marunong ka palang magmura sa Ilocano PH! Siguro nagco-compose ka na ng next entry mo. Andaming kaganapan e 🙂 Dito na lang ako mag-aantay ng updates!

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2 02 2011
pasingit

title pa lang, panalo na!! you’re so witty, switty! lol

dagdag mo pa ung Ronald Singhot! ahahay!

on a serious note: etong si Rabusa, anagram ng BASURA!
eh halata namang saving his own ass lang ang mokong.
ang mga ganitong tao ang nakakagigil.

on a more serious (kuno) note: bakit parang may alam ka tungkol kay fafa piolo, PH?

on a very serious note: may kopya na kaya sa Quiapo ng video ni Nazril (Ariel)? Curious lang me. Curious lang me daw o! ahihihi!

kung wala, eto na lang kayang si anon, may video din kaya ito? mukhang pinagmamayabang ang bulge daw nya. sabi ng psych prof namin noon, jutay daw ang mga ganito! aminin!!

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2 02 2011
etchosera

…at naniwala ka naman sa imong psych professor?

juicemio ‘Teh, malay mo ba naman kung yung pants na sinasabi ni anon ay yung nakasampay at pinatutuyo pa?

Pero in furnace ha……. naintriga ka sa bulge “daw” ni anon.

Hmmmmm!

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3 02 2011
pasingit

hmmmmm….

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2 02 2011
Dude

Atenista yan si Ronald nung GS and HS! One Big Fight! Siguradong Senator na yan sa 2013. Makukulong e!! haha…..

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2 02 2011
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2 02 2011
trishcaravana

nakakatakot naman yang entry mo ngayon PH, dalawang big names ang binabanga mo FARINAS and SINGSON!

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3 02 2011
Anonymous

Big names in the dirtiest layer of Philippine politics

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3 02 2011
Paul

Big names in the dirtiest layer of Philippine politics

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3 02 2011
pasingit

para kang cute version ni jules ledesma!! lol

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2 02 2011
Worried Pinoy

Social and moral impact of a “Durugista” Congressman:

1. Worker – Nagpapakamatay sa trabaho para masustentuhan ang pamilya. Nagbabayad ng tax kahit hindi kagustuhan at ang tax ay napupunta para sustentuhan ang droga ng congressman.

2. OFW’s – Piniling magtrabaho sa ibang bansa, iniwanan ang pamilya kapalit ng malaking sahod. Pinipilit itaas ang integridad ng mga pinoy para lamang sirain at babuyin ng isang durugistang congressman.

3. Estudyante – Ang iba ay naniniwala pa sa pagbabago. Ang iba ang tumitira na ng droga para maging congressman.

4. Church and other religious groups – No comment.

5. Lovi Poe – Ang dahilan para maging durugista ang isang congressman

Sabi ni Singhot, this is our nation’s battle daw. magso-sorry na lang daw sya sa taong bayan pag uwi nya. Sino ba naman tayo para hindi magpatawad diba? Kawawa naman sya. Sana… HE DIE BURNING IN HELL!!! =)

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2 02 2011
xan2s

Ronald Singson should resign… mahiya naman siya! Kung sa bagay marami rin namang iba dyan, malas lang niya nahuli siya. Dapat magkaron din ng random drug test ang mga politicians, di lang mga pulis.

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2 02 2011
ranjit

i love the “Ronald Singhot” grabe!!! paano mo naisip yan?! LOL

PH pinost ko sa FB ko yun survey mo ha? Syempre sinabi ko nman na taken from you.hehehe! Tuwang tuwa kasi ako sa sagot na ” Kmusta mong mukha mo!” ang taray!!!

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2 02 2011
TOMADOR

nandiri ako sa farinas “i crush you” kay gutierrez…ewwww

Rabusa is the real deal, wala ng mawawala sa kanya kumbaga “I don’t care” moment na nya ito.

tigas talaga ng mukha ni ronald singson, mag resign ka na ulol!

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3 02 2011
senior60

kung hindi pa pala na bad karma si rebusa, malamang

hindi yan lulutang, magbuhay mayaman din…

at kailangan talaga mangdamay ng iba, oo nga naman…

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2 02 2011
ovalboy

PH… yung newscaster na malaki ang hinaharap… hindi ko pa rin mahulaan kung sino. Lynda Jumilla… please naman… give na ng clue. I-share mo naman sa amin yung Aihihihi laugh mo.

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2 02 2011
jigo

kakaiba ka talaga, hehehehe..
aliw na aliw akong magbasa..

keep it up, TPH..
u r giving us regular doses of stress medicine, hehehe

God bless..

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2 02 2011
rojan88

hahahah, ayus, panalo na naman….ang #lakers. hehehe, the best ka talaga idol..panalo si chavit, ukininam nya talga. hahaha

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2 02 2011
dan

grabe n tlga ang kabulukan s gobyerno ng pinas. noong humingi ng reinstatement ung pulis na nang-hostage s quirino grandstand, kahit pabalat-bunga hindi pinagbigyan, hayun pinaulanan ng bala at maso.

ngayon nman general na nagnakaw ng milyung-milyong pera ng bayan, kakuntsaba ang “asawa’t mga anak na magka-kasingkakapal ang mga mukha” (TPH) isang departmento ng ombudsman, in one voice, ipinagtatanggol ang mga mandarambong.

kungdi lng tlga nakaka-miss ang mga family at kamag-anak d2 n lng s abroad tumira.

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2 02 2011
mimi

only in the phil:
nauumpisahan ang imbestigasyon sa mga kaso
sabay inaabot ng mahigit kumulang 48 years…
parang wala lang,,,

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2 02 2011
MangBurns

28k every kinsenas ang tax ko. napupunta lang pala sa pabaon at pasalubong.

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5 02 2011
pasingit

Ayy! Ang yabang, este, yaman mo naman, koya! 56k a month, tax pa lang! May Porshe ka rin b?

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2 02 2011
Lynda Jumilla

AWTS. ronald singson really looks all of his 42 years here. talagang money can’t buy everything.
sana naman hindi na “influence” si lovi. kapitbahay ko yan dati bago nag-artista. she seemed such a sweet girl. wake up. ‘neng!

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4 02 2011
amateur heckler

baka adik na sa adik.

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5 02 2011
esa

Naku Lynda, baka nagbabasa ng blog na ito ang ama ni Ronald….I fear for your life…baka masama ka sa hit list. Pray kita.

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3 02 2011
senior60

ano naman sakit ng tiyan ni ronald kung ma expelled siya

total mapera naman sila at ” he’ll never run out of sessions”

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7 02 2011
etchosera

Bakit Senior, may nagsabi ba na sasakit ang tiyan ni Ronald?

Sino yung nagsabi na yun at i-expel natin?

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3 02 2011
fredrick

Tang##i*a ka Farinas!! di bagay sau magpacute!!

crush. crush ka jan!! crush mo mukha mo!! ma*atay ka na sa ginawa mo sa asawa mo! G*GO!!

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3 02 2011
fredrick

btw love u PH hehe

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4 02 2011
senior60

mister heckler, please have the heart to answer my query,

magtatanong lang kung bakit, na censored ba term doon

yung answer ko kay etchos tungkol sa translation sa NGA..

thank you in advance sa pagsagot mo…

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5 02 2011
etchosera

Juicemio Senior! Karapatan yun ni PH, wak na ikaw tanong!

Ako nga, nasi-censor din, pero di na ako nagtatanong.

Umiiyak na lang ako sa isang tabi.

Bakit ba, karapatan ko rin namang umiyak, no?

Hmmmmp!

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6 02 2011
senior60

uuyyy etchos, i whisper ko lang ha at baka marinig ako
ni mister heckler ma censor na naman…

tanong mo kasi kung na gets ko ba ang meaning ng NGA sa
hindi nga, kaya nagbigay ako ng example, sobrang katatawanan
ang interpretation ko na ako mismo on the verge of ma ihi na
kaya sabi ko, mag cr muna ako, yun na, na censor na….

ang pinaka wish ko lang ngayon aside from wishing noynoy
advance happy birthday ay ang mabasa mo ito, yun lang …

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7 02 2011
etchosera

Ayyyy!

kaya siguro na-censor yung comment mo kasi ikaw na mismo ang nagsasabing sobrang katatawanan yung example mo.

Binuhat mo na yung sarili mong bangko, pati ba naman yung amin, bubuhatin mo rin? Ano ka, Akyat Bahay?

Wag po! Wag po!

At paano ka naman nakakasiguro na tatawa din kami sa example na binigay mo, aber? Just asking.

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4 02 2011
Janeth

PH, what happened to Lakers?huhu…1 point lang lamang ng Spurs on Friday.

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4 02 2011
mbw

bakit ba kung hindi nahuli ng FBI o ng Hongkong police e patuloy ang pagpapanhik-panaog sa bansa nating sinisinta ang mga mandarambong na ini? Tanong lang ng isang nagbabayad ng buwis, permits, garbage fees, LTO permits, tollways, VAT, atbp araw-araw, taon-taon maski magdildil ng asin para lang hindi magbayad ng fines at penalty kapag late makabayad…

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5 02 2011
Anonymous

the title, alone, made me laugh out loud… hahaha…

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2 03 2011
Bayagishbrown

Dapat magulat ang mga bibili ng condom kapag tinanong sila ng nasa boktika kung ilang milligram ng condom ang prescribed sa kanila. LOL!

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