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9 01 2011


Black Nazarene
Quiapo District in Manila is celebrating the 404th anniversary of the arrival of the Black Nazarene in the Philippines. Yup, it’s been that long. In fact, Senator Juan Ponce Enrile was still an infant when the image was brought in here.

Thousands of Roman Catholic devotees joined the annual procession of the Black Nazarene Sunday. Sketchy reports say among those who were spotted in the sea of people were known Nazarene devotee Noli De Castro who prayed for his health, and first time procession participant Atty. Persida Rueda-Acosta who prayed for her job.

The PAO Chief
President Aquino is maintaining a hands-off stance on the case of embattled Public Attorney’s Office Chief Persida Rueda-Acosta. The president admits though it would have been much easier for him to decide on Acosta’s fate if she was a weather forecaster.

Mar Roxas Back Soon?
President Aquino announced Friday he’s eyeing former senator and defeated vice presidential candidate Mar Roxas to be his “chief troubleshooter.” Roxas’ first task is to troubleshoot problems that may arise from his appointment.

Defeated vice presidential candidate Mar Roxas is being eyed as President Aquino’s “chief troubleshooter.” Palace insiders deny rumors that the post will be created to neutralize Rico E. Puno, currently, President Aquino’s “chief troublemaker.”


Angry Bird
Four police officers from Zamboanga City were injured when a flightless cassowary bird attacked them. The bird was subsequently captured but insisted during the interrogation that he acted on self-defense saying the cops attempted to kidnap him.

A 4-foot cassowary bird attacked a group of policemen in training in Zamboanga City. After the “encounter,” the police captured the bird. In a related story, the Communist Party of the Philippines is demanding the release of the bird before peace talks with the government could push through.


Dumb Criminal
Authorities have captured Arnel Buenaflor, the gunman in the fatal shooting of a Kalookan City councilman recently. In fairness to Buenaflor, he didn’t resist arrest. In fact, he gamely posed when his mugshots were taken.
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“Trouble springs from idleness.”
~Benjamin Franklin


Fun!
As I have mentioned in my previous posts, every Saturday night, I moderate a game on Twitter. It’s open to the public. You just have to follow me. Last night, I asked tweeples to send “Perfect Movie Casting Choices.” Examples: (1) Madam Auring & Ellen Lising: Face/Off (2) Sen. Panfilo Lacson: Catch Me If You Can, (3) Sen. Lito Lapid: Artificial Intelligence (4) ex-Sen. Jamby Madrigal: Girl, Interrupted, (5) Luneta Tourist Bus: Journey to the Center of the Earth, and (6) Former VP Teofisto Guingona and former Sen. Jovito Salonga: 10,000 BC.

In no particular order, here are some of the funniest entries that were tweeted and re-tweeted last night (January 8):
1: From @angeldirecto – Presidential Communications Group: Clueless
2: From @forg9587 – President Aquino: Never Been Kissed
3: From @gudboyARL – President Aquino and Usec. Rico E. Puno: Maging Sino ka Man
4: From @paopaoAJ – Former President GMA: Dwarfina
5: From @dondeekenz – Executive Secretary Ochoa: The Drunken Master
6: From @AbigailLimHo – President Aquino: The Accidental Hero
7: From @andmyfaceislike – Rico Puno, MPD, Mayor Lim, Mendoza: Meet the Fockers
8: From @MangBurns – VP Jojo Binay: The Dark Knight
9: From @retireQuinito – Cong. Gloria M. Arroyo: Bakit Ako Mahihiya
10: From @desoleboy – Shalani Soledad: He’s Just Not That Into You
11: From @MangBurns – Kris Aquino: Scream I, II, III & IV
12: From @copochax – Shalani Soledad and Willie Revillame: The Hottie and the Nottie
13: From @forg9587 – ABS CBN Execs and Willie Revillame: Babangon Ako’t Dudurugin Kita
14: From @ronacious – Rico E. Puno and ES Jojo Ochoa: The Untouchables
15: From @whoisJeffD – Ping Lacson: Gone With the Wind
16: From @forg9587 – Mar Roxas: Abot-Kamay Ang Pangarap
17: From @dexdixidexy – President Aquino, Kris Aquino and Liz Uy: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe (Named as funniest entry of the evening)
18: From @hybridcha – Hitmakers of ‘Pilipinas Win na Win:’ Gone Too Soon
19: From @CamBon0620 – John Lloyd Cruz & Shaina Magdayao: Teeth
20: From @gudboyARL – Mar & Korina: An Inconvenient Truth
21: From @paopaoAJ – Jason and Hubert Webb: Ang Utol Kong Hoodlum
22: From @instantsiomai – President Aquino /Liz Uy: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
23: From @Ro_nnie – GMA: Once Upon a Time in China
24: From @magzcafe – Assunta de Rossi: Bride of Chuckie
25: From @AbigailLimHo – GMA and Mike Arroyo: Bonnie and Clyde
26: From @dexdixidexy – Ai Ai de las Alas: Bagong Buwan
27: From @MangBurns – Sharon Cuneta: Titanic
28: From @MangBurns – Gretchen Fullido: Titanic II
29: From @toppgarperio – GMA: Despicable Me
30: From @yourarcilicious – GMA: Leprechaun
31: From @Harr1etTheSpy – Kris: Anakan Mo Ako
32: From @instantsiomai – Ronald Singson: Life is Hot in Cracktown
33: From @Harr1etTheSpy – Secs. Coloma/Carandang and Donald Tsang: The Ring
34: From @dexdixidexy – Kris and James: Ang Darling Kong Aswang
35: From @MangBurns – Senate President Enrile: Twilight
36: From @tinniewanders – Madam Auring: The Mummy (Or The Thing)
37: From @Harr1etTheSpy – GMA: Unforgiven
38: From @ktinnbautista – Willie and Shalani: Lust, Caution
39: From @johnearlm – Ronald Singson: Bawal na Gamot
40: From @ronacious – Sharon Cuneta: Bounce
41: From @kimopulido – Gladys Reyes: Jaws; Toni Gonzaga: Jaws 2!
42: From @forg9587 – P-Noy’s Cabinet: Up In The Air
43: From @chinofigueroa – Mommy Dionisia & Madame Auring: Alien vs. Predator
44: From @scuzzzy – PAO’s Atty. Persida Acosta: Paano na Kaya?
45: From @attyarj – Jessica Alfaro & Hubert Webb et al: I Know What You Did Last Summer
46: From @chuckieboii – Joel Cruz: Scent of a Woman
47: From @johnearlm – Kuya Germs: Insomnia
48: From @dexdixidexy – PNoy, Korina, Shalani, Liz: Ghost of Girlfriends Past
49: From @lexiz08 – Exec. Sec. Ochoa: The Hangover
50: From @one_lad – Generals Delfin Bangit and Jesus Versoza: Cop Out
51: From @angeldirecto – Shalani Soledad, Pnoy, & Len Lopez: Una Kang Naging Akin
52: From @chuckieboii – Madam Auring: Dalaw (or the lack of it)
53: From @Harr1etTheSpy – Korina Sanchez: Hairspray
54: From @angeldirecto – President Aquino: I Am Sam
55: From @klaris – Presidential Communications Group: Babel
56: From @8muggler – Mai Mislang: The Motorcycle Diaries
57: From @angeldirecto – Annabelle Rama, Daisy Romualdez, Amalia Fuentes: Mean Girls
58: From @maharanirish – Vina Morales:The Wrestler
59: From @Pimply_PonC – Mar Roxas: The Back-up Plan
60: From @inanperillo – VP Jojo Binay: Out of Africa
61: From @yourarcilicious – Madame Auring: House of Wax
62: From @attyarj – Ex-Gen. Carlos Garcia: Indecent Proposal
63: From @Ivee – DOT Sec. Alberto Lim & the “Pilipinas Kay Ganda” Campaign: Failure to Launch
64: From @attyarj – Madam Auring: Huwag Mong Buhayin ang Bangkay
65: From @hfamous – Mar & Korina: A Series of Unfortunate Events
66: From @forg9587 – Anna Dizon: Bituing Walang Ningning
67: From @jayspogi – Atty. Persida Acosta: Kakabakaba Ka Ba?
68: From @dexdixidexy – PNoy: Palimos ng Pag-ibig
69: From @jayspogi – Juan Ponce Enrile: Ice Age 4
70: From @paopaoAJ – Dyan Castillejo and Mommy Dionisia Pacquiao: Magkapatid

Whether you’re active or not on Twitter as long as you have an account, log in every Saturday evening between 9 and 11:30. Let’s have fun – for free.

Survey Says
Dapat bang gawing mandatory ang drug testing sa mga miyembro ng Senado at Kamara?
– OO. Dapat lang. 91.69%
– Siguro, voluntary, pabor ako. 6.23%
– Hindi na kailangan ang drug test. 2.08%

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106 responses

9 01 2011
Pinoy Potter

Kahit na hindi na nasali (though may mga nasabi dyan na galing sakin), eto mga pahabol ko sa game:

Kris Aquino, Baby james and Ai Ai: “Kris, Tanging Ina Mo!”
ARNEL BUENAFLOR in “Isang Bala Ka Lang” na naging “Isang Shot Ka Lang”
PNP Director General Raul Bacalzo in “Pulis Patola”
Annabelle Rama and his talent agency Royale Era Management Company in “Monsters Inc”
Mike Enriquez in “The Sore Throat”
Mar Roxas, Korina Sanchez and Willie Revillame on the set of Wowowee in “The Proposal”
Mar Roxas in “Caregiver”, pwede ring “Caretaker”

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10 01 2011
etchosera

Bwahahahahaha!

Ayyyy! Tama po ba ang reaction ko?

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9 01 2011
phil

ph. u have intelligent creative and eloquent followers. just too few to rebalance the inadequacy incompetence incestuous nature of politics in the country which is a disgrace.
in the 1st world the majority would be locked up as criminals and traitors.
here they become personalities.
is the country so barren in passion and intellect that they accept children being trafficked, raped by government officials and old women forced to beg
or is it just good for a laugh as long as people have some gossip in their lives.

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14 01 2011
JAJA

ano daw???

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9 01 2011
Paul

Mar should shoot Pinoy because he is the source of all troubles.

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10 01 2011
Timpaul

Tsk, Tsk. Your one sad, dude. Get a life! You don’t understand the spirit of this blog.

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10 01 2011
Paul

Do you? I have one hell of a life that only many people can dream of. But I am thinking of the thousands Filipinos who has to suffer from incompetent government using the tax I paid. Thats the spirit of ctitizenship

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10 01 2011
TOMADOR

ikaw naman brad, hayaan mo na sya.

Dito lang sa TPH na nga lang sya nakakapag labas ng sama ng loob at intelligence nya eh…ikaw na maging matalino diba??? lol

late entry for TPH’s tweeter game

Paul – Rain Man

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10 01 2011
Paul

BTW, Please explain to all the readers what is the “spirit of this blog”. And if you please also explain what you mean by “life”.

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10 01 2011
pasingit

sad, dude? or sad dude? sorry… iba po kasi ‘yon.

palagay ko po si Paul ang mas nakakaintindi sa “spirit of this blog” kesa kay Timpaul.

it was a play on words, Timpaul. Paki-Google po: PUN.
(troubleshooter. SHOOT Penoy because he is TROUBLE. Get it, Timpaul?)

hi, PH!!!!!! I miss u!!!!! i’m reading all the “issues” i missed.

*tight hug* ulit

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10 01 2011
eddibumangon

Get a life too! But first, learn the proper use of “your” and “you’re”.

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10 01 2011
phil

what is that. too laugh at others misfortunes and avoid reality.
i suggest you do something for change and not just be a simple media voyeur.
tell me what the blog is about since i am only a simple doctor.

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10 01 2011
Paul

I am not more intelligent than you but maybe just more informed in some aspects. I am just fortunate that due to the nature of my company, I am exposed to the operation of many private corporations (including Luisita) and government agencies (including the OP). I do know a substandard performance when I see one and I consider it a form of robbery… not delivering the goods and services that are paid for.

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11 01 2011
Maxlip

@Eddi: hahaha. Nadali mo sa “Your” and “You’re”.

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11 01 2011
hikatalomato

@ phil… no anon… no phil…no anon… aarrrr i’m confused.

wow you’re a simple doctor. so how much you are charging? 50 pesos per consultation? how much those drug companies giving you? 500 pesos per month? how long would it take to recover your investment? 5,000 years?

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11 01 2011
Timpaul

Spirit of this blog? Seeing something positive to laugh about even in the bad things that are happening about us? Would that qualify? Paul, pay your taxes well alright and then give directly to those in need. That will lighten your heart by focusing your attentions to the good you do rather than the bad others are doing. Thanks for the “you’re” and “sad dude”. I can also take corrections in stride. They make us more mature, ehem. I should have written the purpose of this blog and not “the spirit” (nanalo pa nga, e!). So, if YOU’RE not laughing, then YOU DON’T REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GET IT. Are you, Paul?

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11 01 2011
senior60

grabe sumakit ulo ko, calling calling mga girls esa, anon at promdi

itayo ang bandera ng mga kababainhan, makibaka, makidiscussion

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12 01 2011
senior60

timpaul mangutana lang ko, nganong anad man ka mag sige ug ehem,
mura man kag si imbestigador enriquez…

pasingit paki explain nga anong ibg sabihin ng ‘sad, dude” sa
“you’re one sad, dude”

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13 01 2011
Paul

But I was laughing when I said Mar should shoot Pinoy. So what is your problem? As for the taxes I paid and the amount I give to charity, I assure you it much higher that the total household income of an average Filipino. OK you are the only one who REALLY REALLY GET IT. Congratulations!

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13 01 2011
Paul

This sad dude is REALLY REALLY sad that you are sad over my comment about a President that makes many taxpayers sad. Just as sad over the fact that in Hacienda Luisita so much goes to so few at the expense of so many.

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11 01 2011
kalokah

tsk, tsk, tsk, you are losing it, dude!

find some other blog to read.
the ‘dose of medicine’ here is not what you need.
try asking michael jackson’s doctor.

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9 01 2011
blueheart

panalo ung Narnia!..haha
the best ka PH!

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9 01 2011
gudboyARL

WOW, 2 entries ko pasok na pasok hehhe.. great game last nite!

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9 01 2011
achu

laughing out loud mag-isa while reading the twitter entries. i missed it last night due to work. super fun cguro kagabi. hope to join nxt time. 🙂

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9 01 2011
Emilie

sayang di akoa naka join kagabi sa movie casting choices. 😦

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9 01 2011
thepiaya

winner!

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9 01 2011
senior60

kakaawa si atty. acosta, lagi kasing pumapapel,

parang may ambisyon magiging senador…

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11 01 2011
naughty

i will campaign for her. I think she is, by miles, better than —–, ——-, ——–, ——–, ——– , —–, ——-, ——–, ——–, ——– ,—–, ——-, ——–, ——–, ——– ,—–, ——-, ——–, ——–, ——– , ——–, ——–, and ——–

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11 01 2011
senior60

huwag kang matakot naughty, name names, hindi nila tayo

maipapakalboso dahil usernames gamit natin

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13 01 2011
naughty

senior, I just cannot pronounce/type their names correctly. Nakakahiya!..

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14 01 2011
ria

I just hope people will get the chance to know her, she is not what it seems. it will be a sorry philippines if she became a senator..

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9 01 2011
senior60

re: chronicles of narnia, hindi pwede magiging , the lion

si noynoy dahil, hindi pwede…

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10 01 2011
TOMADOR

for once, i have to agree 😉

but still a funny tweet LOL

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11 01 2011
senior60

ay salamat naman para wala ng gulo hahaha

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10 01 2011
Maxlip

Baka Lioness. hehe.

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10 01 2011
pasingit

hindi pwede….

kasi….

ang lion….

may buhok.

yun ba gusto u sabihin, senyor?

p.s. –

kung ganun, e di pwede… LIONESS?!!

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11 01 2011
eddibumangon

hahaha. agree ako sa lioness!

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11 01 2011
senior60

teka lang muna ha, ang lioness ba ay walang buhok?

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12 01 2011
eddibumangon

yes senior…only a “MALE” lion has a mane…PANOT yung mga lioness…

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10 01 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

OO nga! A lion is a majestic and noble creature and Penoy doesn’t fit the bill.

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9 01 2011
jde

the best nga ang number 17 rom @dexdixidexy President Aquino, Kris Aquino and Liz Uy: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe (Named as funniest entry of the evening), bagay na bagay kay krissy heheeh

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9 01 2011
Timpaul

ang daming idle kasi.

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9 01 2011
Timpaul

Haha. Teeth. I saw that. Funny title.

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9 01 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

funny!

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9 01 2011
forg

Thanks for picking a lot of my entries! 😀 Really fun game last night kaso KJ ang twitter haha

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9 01 2011
dan

hahaha!!! gumagapang tlga ako sa lusak sa katatawa sa mga movie titles. malikot tlga ang imahinasyon ng mga pinoy.

makasali nga sa saturday. ano nman kaya game plan? PH pwede b makahingi ng tip pra makapag-ready?

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9 01 2011
professionalheckler

hahaha 10 minutes before the start of the game tsaka ako nakakaisip ng topic eh.

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10 01 2011
pasingit

ano’ng kaguluhan ‘to??!!!!
bakit now ko lang nalaman itong game mo, ph?

cge, will join u on saturday (kung walang tsugs tsugs… at kung maalala ko pa ang twitter password ko. hehe).

pahabol ko sa last game mo:

Prez Penoy: Bondying
Marlene Aguilar: Sisa
Kris Aquino: Sisa (remake)
Hayden Kho: xXx
Teofisto Guingona, Jovito Salonga, JP Enrile: No Country For Old Men
Sen. Loren Legarda: Madame Butterfly
Vicky Belo, Madame Auring, et al.: Transformers
Marlene Aguilar, Madame Auring, et al.: Monsters, Inc.
Panfilo Lacson: Gone Baby Gone
Prez Penoy: Monster In The Closet
Marlene Aguilar (again. mabenta!): Alien

ph: thanks again.
ang galing2 mo!!!
i love u na ata.
JOKE po!!!
hndi (pa) ako badush.
LOL

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9 01 2011
MangBurns

enjoy ang game last night. thanks PH.

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9 01 2011
professionalheckler

haha. ’til next saturday! 🙂

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9 01 2011
pikunikku

jojo binay and the (alleged) mistress: Kapag ang Bigas Naging Palay, May Bumayo

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10 01 2011
etchosera

Opo.

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9 01 2011
Intey

eto ang mahirap pag di palaging OL 😦
matanong ko lang prof, me Lactum na ba nung baby pa si senador lacson?

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9 01 2011
Abbie

Nice game! 🙂 Will watch out next Saturday.

Btw, the movie “House of Wax” can also be attributed to Vicki Belo! 🙂

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9 01 2011
professionalheckler

or puwedeng si Belo: The Mirror Has Two Faces 🙂

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10 01 2011
thepiaya

lol!

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10 01 2011
Emerson Kim

Missed this game. Will join in the fun next week, promise! 😀

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10 01 2011
motorola

Talagang sumisikat na si Anna Dizon 🙂

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10 01 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

well Anna Dizon is Anna Dizon…Chuk!

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10 01 2011
etchosera

Please enlighten me….hudahel is Anna Dizon?

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11 01 2011
motorola

She is who she is; hence, Anna Dizon is Anna Dizon 🙂

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10 01 2011
youseffmikhail

after all anna dizon is anna dizon

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10 01 2011
maliititik_o

sabi ko sa sarili ko, isa sa new year’s resolution ko ang bawas-bawasan ang pagngiti ng nag-iisa. Madalas na akong napagkakamalang baliw dine sa bahay namin.

pero pano mo ba naman yan matutupad kung early in the morning, ito ang mababasa mo –

In fact, Senator Juan Ponce Enrile was still an infant when the image was brought in here.

Panira ka naman ng resolusyon. BTW, talo na sa basketball, talo pa din sa volleyball. Siguro wag na lang i-televise ang mga games ng UP, doon sila nanalo a. Buti pa nung time namin, nagchachampion ang UP kahit sa volleyball man lang..Sama na nain ang baseball, football… Bakit kaya ngayon wala na? 2 lang naisip ko dyang dahilan, better competition or fewer athletes with brains?

Happy New Year Senior. Pasensiya ka na, dating sakit. Tamad backread. Pero the good news is that meron ng “the fourth”

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11 01 2011
senior60

uuyyy maliititikmo belated happy holidays, kumustamus

at, alleluyah sa ” the fourth ” mo

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10 01 2011
maliititik_o

balikbayan lang ako dito, pero tawa ako ng tawa diyan sa linshak ng perfect movie casting.

grabe, fertile minds talaga tayo pag dating sa pag-iisip ng katatawanan.

kung me pera ako, gusto ko itong i-produce:

Mommy Dionisia & Madame Auring: Alien vs. Predator

and of course, the winner

President Aquino, Kris Aquino and Liz Uy: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe.

Senior, use your imagination. Pwede namang si Kris ang Lion, siya naman ang nasusunod sa lahat ng gusto niya….

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11 01 2011
senior60

sabi ko nga maliit, hindi pwede si noynoy…

ngayon sabi mo si kris ang lion, so, si noynoy ang witch? hahaha

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13 01 2011
maliititik_o

ah ah ah hindi pa ba halata….lintian mukhang future member ng prayer group ni Papa Piolo…

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10 01 2011
luna miranda

LOL you really brought sunshine into this grey Monday morning.:p

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13 01 2011
maliititik_o

ah ah ah hindi pa ba halata. mukhang kabarkada ni Piolo e…

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14 01 2011
senior60

buhay na naman si papa piolo, ok lang wala naman dito si nhegsie…

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10 01 2011
reechy

May I add…

“”DEATH BECOMES HER”” for Vicki Belo & Madam Auring
&
“”SUPERBAD”” for Krazy Aquino

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10 01 2011
rojan88

hahaha. ayus ang game ah. the best ka talga PH. mukhang kelangan ko na bumili ng laptp para makasali din ako sa mga games. hehehe…sikat na sikat pa rin tlaga si Madame Auring. hahaha.

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10 01 2011
Mark Madrona

Hi Idol PH! Share ko lang sa readers mo yung ginawa kong Facebook note about the same topic last April. Actually, ginamit ito ni Mr. Boo Chanco for his “Demand and Supply” column sa Philippine Star.

The eight must-see films of 2010, starring Filipino politicians!!!

1.“Kung Ako Na Lang Sana” – starring Korina, Noynoy, Mar and Shalani

2.“The Unfaithful” – with Gloria Arroyo, Gibo Teodoro and Manny Villar

3.“Pera sa Kalsada” – Manny and Cynthia Villar

4.“One More Chance” – featuring Joseph Estrada

5.“Ang Pamana” (The Inheritance) – with Jejomar Binay, Junjun, Abigail and Elenita

6.“Meet my Parents” – Noynoy Aquino (special participation of Ninoy and Cory)

7.“The Three Stooges” – Lito Lapid, Bong Revilla, Tito Sotto

8.“Kung Malaya Lang Ako” – Ariel Querubin, Danilo Lim

Eto yung link, Idol PH: http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleid=56673

🙂

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10 01 2011
Jackass of All Trades

Twitter game FTW!!!

Medyo maraming personalities ang pwedeng candidate for House of Wax actually. 🙂

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10 01 2011
kalokah

meet the fockers. wahaha

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11 01 2011
BYSTANDER

meron na bang akin ka, magdusa man ako ni dra. vicky belo and hayden kho

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11 01 2011
JR Lopez Gonzales

Those tweets are indeed funny! Two thumbs up, PH!

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11 01 2011
attyarj

that was probably your best twitter game. favorite ko yung the lion, the witch and the wardrobe and my RTed entries of course.

pero teka, parang mas naaliw ako sa awayang nagaganap dito, at may mga grammar police pa ha. sa mga grammar police, may point kayo, hehehe. peace!

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11 01 2011
attyarj

you moderate comments na? that’s new.

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12 01 2011
phil

hikalmotohashi
i am simple doctor but not stupid or cheap
for 500 peso i do nothing

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13 01 2011
hikatalomato

wow you must really be good. i know a surgeon that will conduct minor operation for a bottle of tanduay. he said he work in area 51 before. he’s retired now and living in the flippines. where’s the heck is area 51 anyway?

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13 01 2011
phil

i am not only good but ethical so i do not conduct operations for bribes or booze.
and i have no problem charging those that can afford it more so that community medicine can be provided to those less fortunate.
u sound like a rich bitch who should help others rather than do nothing with ur life.
i would charge u an excessive price so that i can then help some decent people.
but even i cannot change the minds of bigots

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13 01 2011
phil

r u menopausal.
that that can be helped.

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14 01 2011
hikatalomato

dr. phil, would you mind telling me how long have you been in community development works? have you seen how people in poorest municipalities of our country lives? have you spent considerable time with them? do you consider giving them a longterm solutions for their problems rather than giving them temporary relief.

tika, dapat bang ipangalandakan sa madla na tumululong sa ibang tao?

i know of this really really rich guy in the visayas who is committed and spent a fortune in helping communities. but seldom you see his face or his initiatives in the print. if he’s in the community, the only way you can identify him from the locals is the color of his skin.

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12 01 2011
TheShrike

LOL @ Alien vs. Predator!

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13 01 2011
senior60

eddi

ang galing mo, saludo na ako sa iyo, i remember, ikaw ang nagturo

sa akin about , “go and multiply” tama ba ako? ngayon alam mo din

na panot mga lioness…

now, if phil is a simple doctor, would you mind? ano ka naman?

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14 01 2011
eddibumangon

isang hamak na tagahukay ng langis sa disyerto senior…at kung ikaw ay sumasaludo, peborit ko naman ang nakaluhod…hahaha…peace senior.

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14 01 2011
senior60

ah ok, so, wide reader ka lang naman dahil walang ibang magawa

pagkatapos maghukay, from the, the bible to kahit anong mahagilap,

and of course, lumuhod on the side, joke lang eddi…

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15 01 2011
eddibumangon

tumpak senior. pati balat ng ibos binabasa ko…that is, pag tapos na akong magbalat ng hotdogs.haha…

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13 01 2011
bonsaist

sayang hindi ako nakasali sa twitter game. meron pa naman ako ginawa na movie title dati about Mano Po series.

Madam Auring and Ellen Lising for Mano Po 3000: Sisters of Tutankhamen.

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15 01 2011
senior60

psssstt eddi, may iwhisper ako ha, huwag kang maingay at baka

may makarinig sa ating usapan, nahihiya lang talaga ako at baka

malaman nila na ignorante ako, pero curious lang ako, ano ba ang

ipinanliligo ninyo dyan pssstt

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16 01 2011
eddibumangon

hahaha. alam mo ba senior na mas sagana pa tubig dito kesa dyan sa atin…24/7 malakas ang pressure galing sa gripo at showers…ang pinoy araw-araw naliligo kahit matindi ang lamig…pero kung si etchos tanungin mo, DNKY at Armani pinapaligo nyan…:-)

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16 01 2011
eddibumangon

DKNY…:-(

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16 01 2011
etchosera

Naku! Ate Eddi naman!

Pinanghihilamos ko nga lang talaga yang Aqua de Gio.

Wahihihihihihi!

Naku Senior, walang problema dito sa basic commodities. Mura ang gasolina, kuryente at tubig.

Ang mahal lang talaga dito eh ang magmaintain ng fafang pinoy! Bwahahahaha!

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16 01 2011
senior60

ayy salamat naman, buong akala ko kasi, langis ang
gamit ninyo…

pwede naman paniwalaan si etchos dahil nagpapabango
yun sa iyo..

sa tingin ko nga, parang mag mu na kayo, at si etchos ha
na coconscious na, tinatawag ka ng ate hahaha..

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16 01 2011
eddibumangon

hahahahaha,senior! at may balak ka pa atang maging cupido…bilis-bilisan ang pagpana please, para makahabol sa valentyns…teka, ano kaya hitsura nyo senior pag naka-dayapers?

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17 01 2011
senior60

hahaha ako? naka-dayapers? excuse me lang, hindi pa ha,

nagcocomputer pa nga ako…

at kinilig ka eddi, halatang-halata, at sige, para ako ang pinaka-

matandang cupido sa balat ng lupa, pero teka lang muna ha, first

of all, binata ka pa ba? hindi ko naman pinangarap na magiging

sanhi ng pagkawasak ng family…

hahaha abangan ang susunod na kabanata…

at eddi whisper ulit ha at baka makarinig si etchos, i tell you, i tell

you talaga, parang hindi ka na mahihirapan kay etchos pssstt

but let me remind you again, kailangan malinis ang lahat, meaning,

binata ka ha, don’t lie ha because liars will go to hell hahaha

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17 01 2011
etchosera

Bwahahahehihohu!

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17 01 2011
senior60

etchosera, first na, foremost pa, bakit ka ba nag aate/nagkukuya

kay eddie, nakakabatang kapatid ka ba nya? hindi naman, kaya

eddi na lang ang itawag mo sa kanya ok ba?

second of all, bakit pahihirapan mo pa sarili mo sa pagmemaintan

ng mga bilmokong pinoy kung may mga pinoy naman na madatung,

halimbawa lang, isang engineer na naghuhukay ng langis sa disyerto,

alam mo naman siguro ibig sabihin doon, ikaw pa, para na ring syang

naghuhukay ng dolyares, at take notice ha, sagana sila sa tubig doon

kahit na disyerto kaya nakapaligo sila araw-araw at yun ang importante,

para amoy baby pag nakikipagdate…

to be continued….

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17 01 2011
etchosera

naku senior lolo, for once and for all (Bwahahahaha!), karapatan ko bilang cactus na tawagin kang lolo at Ate naman Si Ate Eddi! Di po yan ipinagbabawal at naaayon po yan sa saligang batas ng bansang YeahMen!
Pero dahil po iginagalang ko na rin po kayo, masusunod po ang hinihiling nyo: sige, Eddi na nga lang.

Second runner-up, sinabi ko bang nahihirapan ako at nagme-maintain ako ng fafang pinoy dito?

For your FYI (Bwahahahaha ulit!)….. prim and proper noun po ako!

Hmmmmp!

And last but not the less (isa pa nga…Bwahahahaha!)….. CHE!

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18 01 2011
senior60

etchos, sa palagay mo, bakit nanahimik si eddi mo, i mean

si eddi, ako, sa palagay ko, married sya, siempre natatakot

yon sa mapupuntahan ng mga dapat mapuntahan ng mga liars..

so, end of the budding love story?

pero kailangan muna natin marinig ang kanyang panig, baka nag

overtime lang sya, busy sa pag susupervise sa paghuhukay ng

dolyares…

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19 01 2011
eddibumangon

hahaha. no senior, i’m not married and never will…you did good btw in your cupid job but i guess me and etchos are better off the way we are right now…cyber prens lang kami…hahaha.

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20 01 2011
senior60

never will? huwag kang magsalita ng tapos at baka ma

broken-hearted si etchos, hahaha etchos lang etchos…

seriously though, hindi natin hawak ang ating kapalaran
eddi kaya, malay natin….. of course, hindi si etchos ano,
this is pure katuwaan lang naman, pampalipas oras ba..

pero aminin, mukhang tinablan ka, lalo na si etchos hahaha

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20 01 2011
senior60

naloko na, ka babackread ko lang eddi at napunta ako doon

sa comment ni etchos na may email address pa nyang kasama..

isa lang ang masasabi ko etchosera, SUCCESS ang pagiging

etchosera mo….

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28 02 2011
charlenem88

Nagtataka yata ako kung bakit di sinama c Ms. Bernadette Sembrano sa mga past GF’s ni PNoy? alam ko na they had a wonderful relationship kaya

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