HAPPINESS!

PRESIDENT NOYNOY AQUINO Sings…
My Favorite Things
[But first, right click here for accompaniment. You really need to click this to fully enjoy the song. Sige na please. Right click.]


Newscasters and stylists and those sexy kittens
Reporters, stockbrokers, I was once smitten
Vid’oke, jazz music, corned beef and Ma Ling
These are a few of my favorite things


Jacked up gas prices, amnesty for rebels
Rate hikes in taxis, train rides, and on highways
Team Samar, Team Balay, computer gaming
These are a few of my favorite things


Rico E. Puno, guns, ammos, and shooting
Dissing Arroyo and Corona snubbing
Campaigns & Grey, college mates, and smoking
These are a few of my favorite things

When critics bite
When reports sting
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad


Joshua and Bimby, Viel, Pinky and Ballsy
PSP, Pink Sisters, Boy, and sis Krissy
More jobs, big money… investors shall bring
These are a few of my favorite things

*Repeat Verse 1 to 4 until ma-LSS ka!
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“A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour.”
~Author Unknown

Survey Says
Kung maghahain ng ‘guilty plea’ si Ilocos Sur Rep. Ronald Singson, dapat ba siyang patalsikin ng Kongreso?
-OO! Dapat lang. 89.58%
-HINDI. Hintaying matapos ang kaso. 5.63%
-Wala akong pakialam. 4.79%

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60 thoughts on “HAPPINESS!”

      1. Typical emo pnoy fanatic! We are all irrelevant here so instead of defending your idol by attacking those of us who criticize him, why not enlighten us and show to our face that he is not a SIMPLETON.

        Don’t tell me that I should have run for the presidency too…being the leader of emo nation is SO beneath me!

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  1. and now, we’re singing! that’s variety for you, PH! akalain mo, ano bang kulukudiday ang pumasok sa utak mong brillante at naalala mong bigla si julie andrews at pakantahin naman kami ngayon? indeed, that julie’s famed and faved song from “the sound of music” is a very ideal song for adaptation… didn’t imagine P-noy could do that! hehehe. baka i-frame nya yan,. but of course with major editing… for his banyo humming. ahahaha!

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  2. medyo bitin, pandagdag lang 1 verse and sa chorus:

    Supreme Court decisions, PCSO administration
    Toll hikes, power hikes, PAO Chief omission
    Kapamilya, Kapuso all of them love my mommy
    Joshua, Bimby and my everdearest Krissy

    When troubles strike,
    When media sings
    Andyan ang surveys
    SWS, Pulse Asia ratings always ready
    And then I don’t feel so gag (o)

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  3. Padagdag din….

    PSP, PS3, xbox 360,
    Hotdogs, spaghetti, pti luto ni Krissy,
    Times Street and Times Square
    Boston and Cincinatti
    These are a few of my favorite things..

    Gala opening and ribbon cutting
    Dating and sleeping
    shooting and babbling
    Firing GMA’s men, releasing close family friends
    These are the only things
    that my admin could bring…

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      1. galliinnngggg mo talaga eddi, alam mo bang bumalik ako

        ngayon dito para tingnan answer ni timpaul? though hindi

        naman siguro ibig sabihin na hindi alam ni timpaul answer,

        siguro, hindi na siya napagawi dito, anyway, basta galing mo

        talaga, ty…

        palagi kang mag-iingat sa paghuhukay ha….

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