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HAPPINESS!

6 01 2011

PRESIDENT NOYNOY AQUINO Sings…
My Favorite Things
[But first, right click here for accompaniment. You really need to click this to fully enjoy the song. Sige na please. Right click.]


Newscasters and stylists and those sexy kittens
Reporters, stockbrokers, I was once smitten
Vid’oke, jazz music, corned beef and Ma Ling
These are a few of my favorite things


Jacked up gas prices, amnesty for rebels
Rate hikes in taxis, train rides, and on highways
Team Samar, Team Balay, computer gaming
These are a few of my favorite things


Rico E. Puno, guns, ammos, and shooting
Dissing Arroyo and Corona snubbing
Campaigns & Grey, college mates, and smoking
These are a few of my favorite things

When critics bite
When reports sting
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad


Joshua and Bimby, Viel, Pinky and Ballsy
PSP, Pink Sisters, Boy, and sis Krissy
More jobs, big money… investors shall bring
These are a few of my favorite things

*Repeat Verse 1 to 4 until ma-LSS ka!
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“A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour.”
~Author Unknown

Survey Says
Kung maghahain ng ‘guilty plea’ si Ilocos Sur Rep. Ronald Singson, dapat ba siyang patalsikin ng Kongreso?
-OO! Dapat lang. 89.58%
-HINDI. Hintaying matapos ang kaso. 5.63%
-Wala akong pakialam. 4.79%

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60 responses

6 01 2011
MangBurns

ang galing! as usual.

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6 01 2011
Paul

Very sad how our country end up with this simpleton

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7 01 2011
TOMADOR

shame, you should have run for the Presidency in 2010…maybe just maybe you could easily solve the problems of the Philippines…noh? You seem to exude great intelligence and skill which is far superior of the simpleton 😉

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7 01 2011
Paul

I’m quite certain Gibo or Gordon could do a better job than me. Only a simpleton or the greedy would get into something which is not his area of expertise

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9 01 2011
eddibumangon

Typical emo pnoy fanatic! We are all irrelevant here so instead of defending your idol by attacking those of us who criticize him, why not enlighten us and show to our face that he is not a SIMPLETON.

Don’t tell me that I should have run for the presidency too…being the leader of emo nation is SO beneath me!

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10 01 2011
Maxlip

@Eddi: you hit the nail on the head.

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13 01 2011
etchosera

hay naku, eto na naman po tayo…..

Sa dami ng pinagtanungan ko dito about this, wala man lang sumagot.

Baka ikaw na Maxlip ang makakapagbigay linaw nito:

Saan po ba talaga ang ulo ng Kuko?

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6 01 2011
thepiaya

love the song!
its one of the classics, just like you ,PH…a classic!

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6 01 2011
jharfe

winner!!! 🙂

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6 01 2011
Lynda Jumilla

heheheh, i like! happy new year, heckler, you’re the best. and thanks for the “breakout tandem” thingy…. mwah!

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6 01 2011
timpaul

Ahem, sinuwerte uli. Timing.

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8 01 2011
etchosera

Pwede po bang malaman kung saan kayo sinuwerte ulit?

Kung pwede lang naman po, ha?

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8 01 2011
Timpaul

Let me see. Ah! I’m still alive today. I can read and enjoy this post. I can take your pangeechos in stride. And most importantly, I had the most wonderful, explosive, mind-blowing sex this morning…with my wife of 13 years. Can you beat that?

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10 01 2011
etchosera

Naku! Di naman ako nang-eetchos…. nagtatanong nga lang po eh.

pero….mindblowing sex with your wife talaga, huh?

Lemme guess.. your wife’s name is Becky Vilo, debah Timpaul aka Hayden Ako?

Ahihihihihihi!

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11 01 2011
timpaul

Whatever, or whoever, etchos! Wala pa kaming 13 years ni babe ko ha.

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9 01 2011
senior60

akala mo lang yun, hindi ka first kaya
hindi ka sinuwerte…

yun namang sex in the morning ay hindi
swertehan, pwedeng inano mo si misis,
inechos mo pa si etchosera, siya pa…

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10 01 2011
Timpaul

Anong inano? Senior, murag nakalimot naman tingali ka ani mga butanga? hehe, basin lang ba!

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6 01 2011
phil

excellent.
it could and should knock wailing willie off
the number one spot

a few other p-noy favourites

avoiding work
driving his ferrari
kowtowing to the chinese
playing soldiers
fantasising about girls he cant have
opening burger joints
eating burgers
dreaming of having hair

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6 01 2011
promdi

and now, we’re singing! that’s variety for you, PH! akalain mo, ano bang kulukudiday ang pumasok sa utak mong brillante at naalala mong bigla si julie andrews at pakantahin naman kami ngayon? indeed, that julie’s famed and faved song from “the sound of music” is a very ideal song for adaptation… didn’t imagine P-noy could do that! hehehe. baka i-frame nya yan,. but of course with major editing… for his banyo humming. ahahaha!

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6 01 2011
eddibumangon

Gotcha! First!!

No need to right click. I’ve watched the sound of silence countless of times that i can hum the song with eyes closed…

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7 01 2011
kuya cesar

baka sound of music

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8 01 2011
etchosera

no bah? sound of silence nga daw eh!

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9 01 2011
eddibumangon

tnx etchos…my attempt at pagpatawa is an epic fail…buti hindi pinansin and disjoint sa last part…*back to serious mode*

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8 01 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

simon and garfunkel yun sound of silence. ang song dito is My Favorite Things from the movie the Sound Of Music with Julie Andrews.

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8 01 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

sound of silence is a song by simon and garfunkel. the song here is My favorite things from the movie the sound of music with julie andrews.

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8 01 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

huh whats up why is it appearing 2x

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9 01 2011
eddibumangon

isa pa ‘to…hahaha. ano ba?

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6 01 2011
farah

ayus! didn’t have to click the link ’cause i know the song by heart 🙂 pero is it just me or funnier ang dating kung negative? ha-ha-happy 2011 ph!

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6 01 2011
Intey

Ala ey, songwriter na rin si prof? mai-insecure si lito camo sa iyo niyaan hehehehey

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7 01 2011
potterific_nurse

at ako’y nagka LSS na!!!

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7 01 2011
Pongster

first

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7 01 2011
Chamberlain 7th

Where did you get the line… “A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour.” ??? it really goes with your stories.. 🙂

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7 01 2011
Katrina Bea

:)) I love it! I’ll post the URL in my FB wall ^_^

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7 01 2011
maliititik_O

lagot ka pag nagmaktol si kris

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7 01 2011
dabawenya!

and these are my favorite things…

hahahaha… olrayt…

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7 01 2011
phil

ignorance is bliss.
no wonder p-noy is always grinning.

at least he has not reached the level of pig ignorance as mastered by the singsons.

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7 01 2011
Timpaul

Certainly, F Pnoy’s presidency is a detour, this blog is a beautiful scenery. Cheesy!

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7 01 2011
Paul

Maybe deterioration, decay or maybe deceased

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7 01 2011
danyel

hayup este hanep ka talaga, loi_pogi. LOL

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7 01 2011
Superbass

Idollll! Your’e the best no one comes even close. LOL!

LSS na ako! Potek!

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7 01 2011
haids

hahahaha! the best ka, idol! more, more! hahahaha

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7 01 2011
observer lang

favorite din niya ngumiti nang wala sa panahon.

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7 01 2011
ranjit

if i were a singer PH kakantahin ko on you tube yung composition mo! i lab it! tapos gawan ko ng mtv! hehehe! sana may reader na very creative na gagawa ng mtv ng musical composition mo! hahaha

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7 01 2011
azeroth

ehem… ang galing talaga ng presidente natin. hahah bassura

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7 01 2011
mensitaly

Oo nga. lagot ka kay kris. XD

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7 01 2011
move0ut

purrrrrrrrrfect!

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7 01 2011
anon

happiness is a girl called len
reality is a boy called puno

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8 01 2011
senior60

few pa yun? ang damidami nga..

ano ba meaning ng LSS..

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8 01 2011
Anonymous

medyo bitin, pandagdag lang 1 verse and sa chorus:

Supreme Court decisions, PCSO administration
Toll hikes, power hikes, PAO Chief omission
Kapamilya, Kapuso all of them love my mommy
Joshua, Bimby and my everdearest Krissy

When troubles strike,
When media sings
Andyan ang surveys
SWS, Pulse Asia ratings always ready
And then I don’t feel so gag (o)

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8 01 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

ok!

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8 01 2011
Kapalmuks

Padagdag din….

PSP, PS3, xbox 360,
Hotdogs, spaghetti, pti luto ni Krissy,
Times Street and Times Square
Boston and Cincinatti
These are a few of my favorite things..

Gala opening and ribbon cutting
Dating and sleeping
shooting and babbling
Firing GMA’s men, releasing close family friends
These are the only things
that my admin could bring…

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8 01 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

ok din!

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8 01 2011
the claw

bah pati pala songwriting kinareer mo na din? Happy 2011 to you!!!

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8 01 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

and this blog is a few my favorite things

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9 01 2011
phil

happiness is retiring in 5 years and going back to my lazy self indulgent priviliged and secret life.
i wont die for a filipino.

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14 01 2011
eddibumangon

me too…especially for a dumb emo pinoy.

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9 01 2011
anon

p-noy has a secret ferrari.
what a hypocrite.
is this the confiscated one. president perks.
did he pay tax.
is this mid life crisis.
does he think this will get him young girls and boys.
what a loser

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11 01 2011
senior60

timpaul

kalimtan gud intawon, kalimtan pa ang uban nungka ang….hahaha

serious sa ta timpaul, unsa may buot ipaibot sa LSS, nangutana ko,

wala may ning volunteer ug tubag, ikaw kahibalo or wala sad kay

wala man sad ka ning tubag..

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12 01 2011
eddibumangon

last song syndrome…

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14 01 2011
senior60

galliinnngggg mo talaga eddi, alam mo bang bumalik ako

ngayon dito para tingnan answer ni timpaul? though hindi

naman siguro ibig sabihin na hindi alam ni timpaul answer,

siguro, hindi na siya napagawi dito, anyway, basta galing mo

talaga, ty…

palagi kang mag-iingat sa paghuhukay ha….

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