Christmas Tidbits
Malacañang’s Christmas party last week was supposed to be exclusive to Cabinet officials. Confusion ensued however when Executive Secretary Paquito Ochoa’s guest list inadvertently included some Communists and Sen. Gringo Honasan.
President Aquino was a no-show at the Presidential Communications Group-sponsored party. Secretary Ricky Carandang said the President was sent an invitation that apparently didn’t reach him. But Secretary Herminio Coloma believed the group actually forgot to send him one. Palace spokesman Atty. Edwin Lacierda explained, “At the end of the day, whether an invitation was sent or not, it’s still the thought that counts.”
Even without President Aquino, the Presidential Communications Group’s Christmas party pushed through. In fact, Asst. Sec. Mai Mislang had a blast during the event. Nagpa-raffle kasi ng pogi.
The Department of Interior and Local Government also sponsored a Christmas party. But there was this brief tense moment when a Christmas light bulb exploded and injured a guest from Hong Kong. Local Government Sec. Jesse Robredo couldn’t really explain how it happened saying it was Interior Undersecretary Rico E. Puno who was in-charge of the Christmas decors.
Undersecretary Rico E. Puno had the most number of guests during the DILG party. Asked who his visitors were a day later, he couldn’t remember anyone of them.
The Christmas party of the Commission on Human Rights started late, by at least an hour to be specific. CHR Commissioner Coco Quisumbing refused to start the program unless CHR employees followed her preferred seating arrangement.
The justices of the Supreme Court had so much fun during their own Christmas party. Divided into two groups, the justices performed two production numbers… which, as discovered by UP professors later, were copied from ‘ASAP’ and ‘Party Pilipinas.’
The Department of Tourism’s Christmas party was the most colorful of them all. Rumors say the DOT spent 5 million pesos! And that’s for the backdrop of the stage alone.
Ilocos Sur Rep. Ronald Singson spent his Christmas in Hong Kong because the judge hearing his drug case did not allow him to spend it here in the Philippines. Despite his sad fate, Singson remained in “high” spirits.
In Times Street, the Aquinos tried but failed to reenact the Nativity Scene… when Kris Aquino, who played the role of Mary, tried to divorce the man who played Joseph for psychological incapacity.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”
~Erma Bombeck
PERSONAL:Christmas Collision
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December 26, 8AM
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THE PROFESSIONAL HECKLER 
Merry Christmas po!
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happy holidays PH. idol ka talaga 🙂
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mister heckler, parang hindi ka updated kay stockbroker
len lopez, ang bagong apple of the eye daw ni noynoy na
kanyang dinala sa cabinet’s christmas party sa malacanang,
bakit? wala kang ma iheckle? or takot ka kay len dahil sharp-
shooter daw? hahaha sana tama ako sa tsismis ko….
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Pag di ka tama, magbulletproof vest ka na. Hehehe.
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First here!
Maligayang Pasko, Sir Heckler! 🙂
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No comment.
Pasko po ngayon kaya behave ako!
Ahihihihihihi!
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malipayong pasko PH! i love your quotable quote… so true!
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meri krismas idol!!!
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Happy holidays!! See you next year?
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Wala ng kwenta itong mga lastest PH postings..nakakasawa na! Paulit-ulit na lang. Wala na yatang ilalabas pa ang utak ni PH! All things will have to end…I am guessing the Professional Heckler is on his way to eventual demise.
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hahahaha happy new year!
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Kris A: For as long as you keep your wide mouth open, PH will continue heckling! Merry Christmas Titayyy!
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You gave me an idea, maganda siguro na sa new year si PH naman ang i-heckle natin. Magiging highly moderated kaya ang posts?
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tama, one time lang iheckle si PH. sports naman sya eh, kaya di yan mapipikon. hehehe
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talo LA
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happy holidays.
am reliably informed lopez had fun at xmas party with someone young and with hair and a german accent.
dream on p-noy.
onto fantasy number 20
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wahahahahahaha tambakol ang lakers. nyahahaha.
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tumpak! sa sariling bahay pa! 😦
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sipag naman paskong-pasko may bagong blog!!!
member ng SMP?
merry christmas and happy new year to all!!
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natawa naman ako sa nagparaffle ng pogi for mai mislang and PCG 🙂
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talo ang lakers sori Ph
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Nice!
Krissy is always mentioned in your posts, admit it, fan ka talaga ni Krissy =)
I bet you’re gonna watch Dalaw just for the HECK of it. Merry Christmas!
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merry christmas and happy new year to all! ^^
sana lang kahit medyo nagsasaya tayo, isipin na natin ang future natin at ng pamilya natin, wag na natin iasa ang lahat sa gobyerno at kay pnoy na habang naghahanda ang ibang bansa, ang parang inaatupag lagi na nakikita ko sa tv eh ang lovelife, sana lang talaga maayos ang resulta ng jan 19. summit, basta hope for the best na lang para kay Motherland…
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hahaha sagwa naman ng itsura ni LeBron parang ninakawan ng kendi! hahahaha
PH! ang galing mo talaga!!
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