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A WHOLE NEW WORLD

15 12 2010


FIFTEEN YEARS after he and six others were imprisoned for the massacre of three Vizconde family members, Hubert Jeffrey Webb, son of former Senator Freddie Webb was acquitted by the Supreme Court Tuesday, December 14. Shortly after his release, one joke that circulated online said Hubert was astonished to learn that 15 years later, Mara Clara is still being shown on TV.

But wait, there’s more. Here goes…

Hubert Webb’s Top 10 Reactions/Questions After He Got Home Following His Release From the New Bilibid Prisons

No. 10: “Whaaaaaaat? Single pa rin si Kris?!”

No. 9: “Does Kabayan ever get tired? He’s been doing TV Patrol for like… forever!”

No. 8: “Can you turn the radio on to Campus Radio please? I wonder what’s the new No. 1 song on Triggerman’s Top 20 at 12.”

No. 7: “Thoss, Peek, Pennisi, Seigle, Norwood, Weinstein, Hatfield, Carey, Dillinger. Geez! Dad, did the PBA change its name to Fil-Am Basketball of the Philippines?”

No. 6: “Sandali! Hindi kita maintindihan Joshua. Again, what’s LOL, LMAO, STFU, BRB and GTG?”

No. 5: “Mom, bakit nakatayo ang mga newscasters?”

No. 4: “Wait lang! You mean, ‘yong interview sa ‘kin kanina ni Ms Mel Tiangco was aired not on ABS-CBN but on GMA 7?

No. 3: “I always hear the name P.Noy? What’s that Pinky? A new cartoon strip like A. Lipin of the Inquirer?”

No. 2: “I don’t get it Jason. Are they insulting me or are they just pulling my leg. Do I really look fashionable? Kasi people keep saying things like, I am a hot trending topic daw. Trend? Jesus, I’ve only sported an orange shirt for the last 15 years. What trend?”

And Hubert Webb’s No. 1 reaction/question when he got home following his release from prison…

“I can’t believe this Fritz! Did Ernie Baron undergo plastic surgery? Seriously! And why the use of a screen name?!? “Kuya Kim?!?” Funny bro!! Ha-ha-ha!
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From my all-time favorite courtroom drama, The Practice:
Ellenor: Can’t let an innocent man go to jail.
Rebecca: We don’t even let our guilty ones go there.

Alfaro In Hiding?
Jessica Alfaro has reportedly gone into hiding. Rumors say the controversial former NBI agent turned massacre state witness has sent word she’d rather die than surrender. Bakit? Anong akala mo sa sarili mo, senador?

After receiving news that Hubert Webb and six others had been released, Vizconde massacre state witness Jessica Alfaro had reportedly gone into hiding. In order to evade detection and dodge identification, Alfaro has decided not to wear dark glasses.

Hayden Wins
A Pasig City RTC judge has dismissed sexy actress Katrina Halili’s case against Hayden Kho Jr. for “insufficiency of evidence” – a decision that baffled the young actress who asked, “Ano pa bang evidence ang gusto niyang makita? Lahat-lahat, ipinakita ko na!”

Briefly Noted
Presenting: the Metro Manila Development Authority’s Traffic Transport Management Office (TTMO) uniform…

Ano ang sasabihin mo kapag hinuli ka ng traffic enforcer na ito?
A: “Bastos!”
B: “Lagay ba ‘ka mo? TTMO!”
C: “Mr. TTMO… malaki ba? Malaki ba ang babayaran ko dahil sa violation?”
D: “Wait lang sir. Dudukot lang ako ng PPKo (Pera sa Purse Ko)!

[TTMO photo courtesy of Tina Panganiban-Perez]
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“I’m like a shooting star
I’ve come so far
I can’t go back to where I used to be”

~“A Whole New World”
From Walt Disney’s Aladdin

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128 responses

15 12 2010
timpaul

Ahemm na naman?

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15 12 2010
floi

nakauna ka ah?congrats!hahaha..

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15 12 2010
etchosera

TTMO!

Bwahahahahaha!

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15 12 2010
move0ut

OMG, bat ngayon ko lang nalamang may showdown sila dlawa?! Anong meron prof?

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15 12 2010
Sheila

eto yung pinaka fravorite kong TOP 10 sa lahat! 🙂

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15 12 2010
Poppy Fields

TTMO FTW! Sa former companies na pinasukan ko. I always start this kind of abbreviations:

Technical Team Head – TT Head
Technical Team Monitoring Officer – TT MO
Technical Team Network Infrastructure – TT NI PH
Technical Team Client Officer – TT CO

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16 12 2010
etchosera

Ayyyyy! Totoo po?

Congratulations po!

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15 12 2010
moni

Mr. Heckler, this is double pun. In Cebuano, lagay is the same as TTMO. Ask any Cebuano.

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15 12 2010
rojan88

hahahaha. ayus ang #1, #4 at #5. hehehe. patok na naman. the best. 🙂

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15 12 2010
anon

webb comment
‘cant wait to get elected to congress and pocket my pork barrel. – like father like son’

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15 12 2010
jocelyn

so many questions, daming aaralin NI Hubert 🙂

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15 12 2010
Romeo

TTMO (Read: Titi MO)

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15 12 2010
etchosera

Ayyyy! Ganun pala yun?

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16 12 2010
pasingit

pagbigyan mo na! wala kc si Juliet. Ayyyyy!!! isa pa ‘ko!!!

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15 12 2010
floi

pinaabot pa ng halos dalawang dekada,.ganyan din pala ang desisyon ng SC?!!!!!!!!!!!

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15 12 2010
victoria

TTMO! wahahahahahahahaha

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15 12 2010
luisacaballero

panalo ang TTMO! 🙂

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15 12 2010
Nickie Wang

Great post. The Mara Clara thing was really funny!

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15 12 2010
derdo

sayang walang Flor de Luna. I think his aunt Imelda Pagaspas was in the version where Janice was Flor and Herbert was Reneboy.

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15 12 2010
thepiaya

confused with all these drama!

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15 12 2010
promdi

laugh it out loud, mga bro, mga mre and pre! before “a whole new world”, couldn’t think of any part of my funny bone to tickle becoz of the seriousness of events unfolded. but ph still managed to tickle me pink. whew! di ko maapuhap (as in kinda grasp) ang akmang reaksyon; should i weep or should i smile? should i cheer or should i cry? would somebody help me sigh! kayo na lang maglagay ng tono! ay totoo pala yung mixed emotions! i thought it happens only in write-ups and fiction! Tinuldukan na ng Supreme Court ang kaso, as in period! What now Mang Lauro? Do i see ellipsis . . . ?

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16 12 2010
etchosera

naku naman ‘Teh, nakakasira naman ng moment yang drama mo!

Tawa na muna, later na ang emote emote na yan!

In furnace, may tama ka jan!

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15 12 2010
Dencio Santiago

Re Hubert Webb. Gusto kong matawa sa Top 10 mo pero hindi ko magawa as I don’t believe that that beast and his cohorts are not guilty at all. Kawawa si Lauro Vizconde at ang pumanaw niyang pamilya, pero mas kawawa ang ordinaryong Pinoy na walang maaasahan sa justice system natin. Just looking at your picture of Webb, nasusuka na ako. Ngising-aso.

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16 12 2010
etchosera

kanya kanyang pananaw po yan. Totoo, hanggang ngayon kawawa pa rin si Mr. Lauro Vizconde for not getting justice para sa pamilya nya.

Pero paano din po kung di rin talaga guilty si Hubert Webb and his cohorts? Di ba nakakaawa din sila for having spent / wasted 15 years of their lives inside the National Penitentiary?

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15 12 2010
phreddox

A Pasig City RTC judge has dismissed sexy actress Katrina Halili’s case against Hayden Kho Jr. for “insufficiency of evidence” – a decision that baffled the young actress who asked, “Ano pa bang evidence ang gusto niyang makita? Lahat-lahat, ipinakita ko na!”

PH I beg to differ. Di naman eh. Madilim yung video. Wahaha!

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22 12 2010
dondee

“Lahat-lahat, ipinakita ko na! – Hindi ka pinilit na ipakita, pinakita ni Katrina ng kusa. Nakipagtalik siya ng walang pilitan. Mali ang demanda niya – dapat ay tungkol sa pagkuha ng video, at hindi dahil sa nasira ang kanyang pagkababae. May pagkukulang ang kanyang mga abogado at mga taong nakapaligid sa kanya na nagpapayo.

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15 12 2010
Elevic Pernis | The Road to Weirdom

So hilarious!

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15 12 2010
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15 12 2010
senior60

ano ba meaning ng T T M O ? anybody please…

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15 12 2010
professionalheckler

it’s there. Traffic Transport Management Office

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15 12 2010
senior60

pati nga azkals, iilan lang ang purong pinoy…

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16 12 2010
azeroth

alam mo pre ang tawag dyan globalization, lahat na ng team sa buong mundo in almost any team sports may half breed na. or ung iba nga naturalized pa. kung ang US nga may mga naturalized player db? wala namang masama kung ang azkals eh puro half filipino, kesa naman puro naturalized. ams maganda siguro na ireklamo ay ang kawalan ng pilipinas ng fifa accredited na venue para sa isang football match.

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17 12 2010
Anonymous

ano bang problema mo azeroth, bakit mo ba ako senermonan,
naintindihan mo ba ang napaka simple na sinabi ko?

yan ang problema sa mga matatalino, hindi nakaintindi sa mga
simpleng bagay, gusto palagi complicated…

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17 12 2010
azeroth

alam mo ksi pare kong senior60 cguro ang matuturing an alng na purong pinoy eh yung lumaki sa gubat yung hndi nalahian ng kastila, amerikano, intsik, hapon, bumbay san ka naman hahanap nun?

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16 12 2010
Paul

What is a purong pinoy?

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16 12 2010
eddibumangon

Pnoy na pinoy, walang laman ang utak.

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17 12 2010
Anonymous

what paul? you do not know the meaning of purong pinoy?

now, let me define it very simply, he is one who is not pure

pinoy, me ganuon? one who is not half-breed, in other words,

not mestizo, unlike the rest of most of the azkals who are…

hahaha hindi kaya lalong maguguluhan si paul?

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18 12 2010
Paul

Not half breed? Are you referring to the aboriginal pygmies (e.g mamanwa and aetas)? With the waves of migration since the late ice age and the succession of colonial occupations most people you see around today in the Phil have mixed blood

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22 12 2010
dondee

Siguro naman kilala ninyo sina Ariel Muhlach, Anne Curtis Smith, Piolo Herzig, Abelardo Ho, Alessandra Schiavonne, the Eigenmann brood, Samuel Milby, Phylbert Fagestrom, Hazel Klenk, Ernesto Dee, Mary Jane Guck na ang mga apelyido (pangalang pampamilya ng kanilang mga ama) ay hindi karaniwan dito na kung hindi katutubong pangalan (katulad ng mga Dima,,, sa Batangas at Bagonggahasa) ay tunog Espanyol. E ano kung lahing Intsik ang kanilang ama, o kaya lahing puti, basta ba marunong umarte or umawit at nagbibigay ng saya sa karamihan. Meron nga diyan, tunog Espanyol ang apelyido pero nang-iinsulto ng kapwa Pilipino at mahihirap, pero mahal na mahal pa ng mga iniinsulto niya.

Tandaan natin na noon pa marami nang mga mestizo sa showbiz at sa palakasan – Jaworski, Kutch, Arnaiz, Co, ang mga may apelyidong Lim. Yap, Chan. Me kinuha ngang Santos noon, pero hindi mukhang Pinoy, marahil ay lahing South American at higit na madilim ang balat kaysa sa mga Ita. Andyan din ang dating manlalarong si Rudy Hines at and dating manlalaro ng Crispa na si Johnny Revilla na ipinanganak sa Olongapo.

Ang punto, kailangang pumunta ka sa mga probinsya upang makahanap ng “purong Pinoy.” Baka sabihin pang higit na mukhang Pinoy ang karamihang manalalaro ng Indonesia kaysa sa mga Azkals. Ang kumatawan sa iyong bayan ay hindi batay sa iyong lahi kundi sa iyong pagmamahal sa bayan at mga kababayan.

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15 12 2010
senior60

kung talagang inocente si hubert, dapat talagang ibitay ng

patiwarik si jessica..

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16 12 2010
dabawenya!

i’m really really curios nga eh about her testimony… dahil may news na she was in drugs or that other witness forced her to identify the 5 boys of this heinious crime over 15 yrs ago…

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16 12 2010
etchosera

Ayyyyy! I’ve got a first hand info about Jessica!

Bago siya lumabas bilang star margarine witness ng NBI, we live in the same compound, in a two level row of flats, hers being directly below mine, both end units. Di ko na sasabihin kung saan diyan sa Kamaynilaan.

May nangyaring di kanais-nais. I was on a provincial assignment for a few days and pagbalik ko, I was informed by the owner of the building na pinasok daw ang compound namin one night ng mga di kilalang kalalakihan looking for Jekjek (tawag namin kay Jesicca noon). Wala din daw ang Jessica that time. After a few days, bumalik daw ang Jek, na may mga escort pa daw at nagpaalam na sa may ari.

I then told the may ari na interesado akong lumipat dun sa unit ni Jek kasi nga katabi lang ng parking space ng aking caru. So, I helped the may ari to clean the room.

Ayyyyyy! Lost and found namin yung mga ginagamit daw yun sa pagsa-shabu! Di ko naman alam yun kasi nga iba naman ang alam kong sipsipin eh. May mga foil at parang makapal na straw. Ah basta, sabi nung may ari, ginagamit daw yun sa pagsa-shabu.

Anyway, after a few more days, pumutok na nga ang balita na NBI star witness na ang Jekjek.

Tapos na po ang Kwento…. at para mas effect, pakihulaan na lang po ng taytol.

Malala na po Kaya?

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16 12 2010
eddibumangon

big shot ka pala etchos. big shot na uragon pa.

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17 12 2010
etchosera

Ay witchiritchit Koya Eddi!

Isa lamang po akong hamak na Owefdabalyu!

Looking back, I was actually on my last job sa Pinas nung pangyayaring yun. After that, naging etchosera na ako sa Midol Est.

I thank you!

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18 12 2010
eddibumangon

etchos, you’ve unwittingly revealed your age. nasa kolehiyo palang ako nung pangyayaring yun, while you’re already on several jobs. akala ko pa naman mas matanda ako kesa yo. huwag mo na akong tawaging koya ha.

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19 12 2010
etchosera

Hay naku Ate Eddi (ayan… di na yan Koya ha?), I’m not one to lie about my age because I am and have always been so comfortable with who I am.

I am 45 years old na Ate Eddi (ayan ulit…. request granted na, ha?).

Luka luka man ako dito sa blog ni PH, pero in person… …………….. luka luka talaga ako. Bwahahahahaha!

Consistent ini Ate Eddi!

Kidding aside, formality ang lola etchosera pagdating sa work ko dito. I handle a very sensitive (parang skin lang) position in the company I am working for. Kaya nga pasalamat ako dito sa blog ni PH, dito ko nailalabas ang aking tunay na karakter education. Ahihihihihi!

Yun lang po.

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16 12 2010
Brag

Not innocent but di lang daw naproven beyond reasonable doubt ngekngek. Dapat talaga wala ng pork barrel.

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17 12 2010
etchosera

Ayyyy! Gusto ko ang iyong analogy Koya Brag.

Napapaisip ako kung ano ang konek!

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15 12 2010
Anonymous

this is so funny. it made my day.

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15 12 2010
Vilo

this is sooo funny. it made my day.

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15 12 2010
yhza_izah

nakakawala ng stress at homesick ang blog mo…keep it up dude! saludo ako sayo..:)

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15 12 2010
pasingit

HAHAHAHA!!!! MALI hula ni PH sa blind item ng S.R.O.!!!!!!!
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!!!

– Professional Heckler’s heckler

[si SB nga ba kerek answer? *blush*]

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15 12 2010
Cyrene

kulang sa substance.

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16 12 2010
eddibumangon

doon ka humingi kay Pnoy. i’m sure marami sya niyan.

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16 12 2010
etchosera

ano po ba yan…… your self description?

Nagtatanong lang po.

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15 12 2010
senior60

aysus ginoo mister heckler, halata na talaga, anyway,

salamat for bearing….

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15 12 2010
kaliwete

Great Top 10!

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15 12 2010
tacki

Triggerman… Hhhays, nakakapang-hinayang… Bakiet ba kasi kelangang habulin ang profits..? Ba’t ini-reformat ang Campus Radio…?!!!

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15 12 2010
Centrino

TTMO. hahaha

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16 12 2010
haydee

i want to laugh, but i cannot; for my heart goes out to mang lauro. so sad.

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16 12 2010
professionalheckler

it was difficult to tackle a sensitive issue. but i had to write. mababaw man na anggulo, pero ito lang ‘yong pwede kong sulatin regarding the controversy na hindi maaakusahan ng insensitivity.

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16 12 2010
peeeeeeeya

you weren’t being insensitive…
nakakatawa lang makita ang mundo sa perspective ng isang nakulong ng 15 years, regardless kung me sala o wala

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16 12 2010
promdi

koreek ka dyan, ph! at bilib nga ako dahil nahanap mo pa rin, and promptly at that!, ang soft niche. fact is, you’re able to rub off some salt in the wound of doubts and discontent kahit saglit lang. and that’s good enough. your quick mindedness is amazing and commendable. Keep it up. Congrats!

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16 12 2010
Maxlip

wow! you really lived up to your name, professional heckler. Unlike most journalists who don’t give a damn about ethics. Keep it up!

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16 12 2010
esa

Yup! It’s really hard…and the top ten and similar puns are what one could come up with. We are all victims here in a way, whichever side we believe…After Dec. 14, 2010, WHODUNIT? After almost a decade, and the 20-year expiry, how far can we go to know the real perpetrators of the massacre?

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18 12 2010
dan

PH, this post is a substantiation that you are truly deserving of those recent pieces of accolades.

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18 12 2010
professionalheckler

thank u 🙂

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18 12 2010
dan

hey mga pipz have you noticed? what’s made the “pun” here is definitely not the significant pain of the people involved having inflicted by the enormity of the crime-to the accused or otherwise, but how PH’s profound intellect turned everything to FIT into the blogger sphere friendly perspective.

Meaning: Galing!!!

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16 12 2010
chiwee

his grief was indeed heart-wrenching. after all these years he believed those guys did the tragic thing to his family, here he gets an acquittal for them from the highest court in the land.

what puzzles me though is that he strongly opposed the willing submission of Hubert’s sample for DNA testing back in ’97. The smears were still available for analysis that time. The lower court acceded to his request.

If I were guilty, why on earth will I demand a test on something that will only incriminate me further?

So many questions. But then the verdict is out. There’s nothing left for both of them now – Mang Lauro and the acquitted men – but to move on with their shattered lives.

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16 12 2010
dabawenya!

the best!

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16 12 2010
crissydear

This post is the funniest thing ever, PH!

Seriously though, i find it hard to laugh with the acquittal of these former druggies. To me, they are guilty. I think the Webb family should also watch what they say in public… the dad wanting to see Alfaro in jail and the mom talking smack about Lauro Vizconde. Nakaka turn-off. Don’t think the world is rejoicing with what happened, their family is of course, so they should just keep it to themselves. They should be sensitive enough not to compare their grief to Lauro Vizconde’s grief. Big diff. Their family is now complete. And what about Lauro’s? Nakaka-awa si Mr. Vizconde. Kahit bali-baliktarin pa nila, what happened to his family is every family’s worst nightmare. Still gut-wrenching and heartbreaking after 15 years.

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16 12 2010
kaye

Amen to everything you said. Soooooo painfully true! I also found Mrs. Webb’s interview in bad taste. The nerve of that woman! Just because her son was released doesn’t mean people believe them.

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17 12 2010
esa

Yes, I agree that Freddie Webb went overboard vwhen he said that Mr. Visconde should be happy over Hubert’s release. He said it before they fetched Hubert and I thought that he was insensitive and would later realize it. However, after they have fetched Hubert, he repeated same remark…and I was really shocked. Whether or not Hubert is guilty, the Webbs should be very careful with their words especially wrt Mr. Visconde’s feelings.

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16 12 2010
promdi

The heavy feeling is inevitable, even uncontrollable. We grew up, nay, grew older, with that Vizconde case in our midst. Malungkot talaga, even horrible! at dinig ko, nun pa, malakas at matindi ang “tunog ng kampana” sa mga tinutukoy na perpetrators ng crime. I guess, and now we know, that we have laws and magistrates that hold the scales. Kakalungkot lang talaga. sabi nga ni Ka Igme sa kabilang kalye, nateknikal tayo. But it’s doubly heartbreaking that it took 15 years and 2 courts to know that the prosecutors have started at the wrong foot pala all along. Ang kahina-hinayang lang, bakit nagkaganun e mga lawyers and law experts naman silang lahat! Woe to the long tedious years that these so-called law experts wasted without seeing the flaws that the SC did. At nauwi sa wala ang lahat?! Sabi nga ng kanta… where do we go from here…?

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17 12 2010
move0ut

wala namang nanalo for both parties kahit pa tinuldukan na ng SC ang kaso. parehong talo ang mga webb at vizconde.

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16 12 2010
manigastayo

Why are they naming people like gary v, albright, and previous officials of the FBI, supervisor of hubert’s, bicycle store owner’s statements???? They are comparing these people to the maids of the webbs, the security guards of BF Subd, and of course that of jessica alfaro, who they are now labeling as ex- NBI agent, a drug user, and a mistress of an NBI agent?? We are not even sure if Alfaro is still alive or have they wiped her out before they ask for this so-called re- arraignment?
One thing is obvious here. They are all doing these under Pnoy’s admin because they are all close to the Aquino’s and ABS. These are the fruits of their support to the Aquino’s and ABS. All those who supported are now being given their reward. To hell with abnoy’s promises to the poor, to hell with the previous admin’s accomplishment, to hell with those who are and were against abnoy. Nothing can stop this admin’s revengeful acts as long as they are in control of the nation…
Again and again, we, the common people are their sacrificial lambs….

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16 12 2010
peeeeeeeya

panalo ang top 10 mo!

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16 12 2010
kaye

Winner ang TTMO part. couldn’t stop laughing at this. 😀

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16 12 2010
I'm no angel

Re the suspects versus the vizcondes. They are just victims of mediocre police work and a seriously crippled justice system. I think there are still hundreds of people behind bars waiting for months, even years for their day in court. We know these exist but nothing is done.
Also i find media a bit insensitive in covering all the rejoicing going on amongst the supposed innocents while poor mr. Vizconde is left with no resolution.
Media used to have class back in the day… whatever happened to it?

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16 12 2010
17 12 2010
dolphin

please read. it’s better to be informed with a balanced view.

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16 12 2010
fatboyrunning

i was thinking while on my way to the office how PH would take “lightly” such a heavy ordeal (for both parties involved in the case). still, PH made me laugh. while my heart bleeds for both parties, i want to think that the blog is actually ‘just’ doing its job, just like when the Supreme Court acquitted Webb et al for failure of the prosecution to prove the crime beyond reasonable doubt.

kudos, PH!

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16 12 2010
marathonfoodie

Isipin nyo kaya for a minute kung kapatid nyo ang wrongfully accused at masentensyahan. Yang “proof beyond reasonable doubt” na yan ang isisigaw at hihingin nyo rin sa mga mahistrado. It’s easy to judge until it happens to you.

If Webb, et. al. are indeed guilty, they paid for it already. Life is short, and 15 years is a lot to lose. Sa mga nakulangan, there’s always divine justice. Mas malupit ang gaba (karma).

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17 12 2010
move0ut

amen!

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16 12 2010
promdi

If it’s any consolation, after seriousness gets the better of laughs, here’s a healing read, lifted from a news bit on Inquirer today…

“The Supreme Court is not the last court,” Bishop Aniceto Arigo said in an interview over the Church-run Radio Veritas Wednesday. “We have what we call divine justice because … our capability as human beings is limited.” Arigo, chair of the Catholic Bishops’ Episcopal Commission on Prison and Pastoral Care, said that while the high court had found Webb et al. “legally innocent,” it had no way of determining their “moral guilt or innocence.”

He said that there was a distinction between legal and moral guilt, and that the former was examined and established by the courts through evidence.

“The Supreme Court is human, so it can only establish legal guilt. But moral guilt is beyond its competence,” Arigo said. He added: “It is only God who has a say on one’s moral guilt.

“Real justice will not come from a human court, only from God.”
Arigo also said one must understand that any court’s nature and concern were to establish a suspected offender’s guilt “beyond reasonable doubt” based on evidence presented.

The verdict favorable to Webb and company may have been an early Christmas gift to their families, but there is no way for anybody to “know the real issue or the guilt of the accused,” he said.

“On the part of the family of Lauro Vizconde, our advocacy for restorative justice will help in the healing process,” Arigo said.

“Restorative justice is not only the punishment of the guilty but also the restoration and the rehabilitation of the broken relationship between the offender and the offended,” the bishop said.

Quoting Brazil’s Archbishop Oscar Romero, Arigo also said there was a need to push for genuine reforms in the Philippine justice system because “human justice is like a snake: It only bites those without shoes.”

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16 12 2010
etchosera

Thanks ‘Teh promdi for the information!

From now on, no more havaianas for me…… magsasapatos na talaga ako! kakatakot pala yang human justice!

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22 12 2010
dondee

Maybe Vizconde should read Tolstoy’s “God Sees the Truth But Waits.” I suppose the Webbs and the families of those acquitted from the case believed in this.

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16 12 2010
Will

Grabe, ano nang nangyayari sa ating justic system. Sana lang talaga ay tama ang desisyon ng mga mokong na yan.

As usual, Heckler, tawa ako ng tawa habang binabasa ko to. Apir!

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17 12 2010
senior60

@ etchosera

tungkol sa story mo about jessica and you being in same compound,

do you swear before God and men that you are telling the truth and

nothing but, so God will help you?

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17 12 2010
etchosera

Hay naku Lolo Justice, God has been helping me all this time.

Ano naman ang mapapala ko kung iimbento ako ng kwento about her?

Your Honor, we were just plain neighbors at that time, at di masasabing close.

Malay ko ba naman na magiging star witness siya later on? At malay ko din kung gumagamit siya ng drugs? may nakuha lang kaming mga gamit daw sa pagsa-shabu, sabi nung owner ng building. Malay ko ba kung siya ang gumagamit nun? Eh wala po akong ka-alam alam sa pagda-drugs.

Pwede na po ba akong bumaba sa witness stand Your Honor?

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18 12 2010
senior60

ah ok, sabi mo eh….

pero ibig mong sabihin nasa itaas ka pa rin? sige, baba ka na
at may susunod pa sa iyo…..

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18 12 2010
eddibumangon

hahaha, matindi mag-cross exam si lolo pero mas hayop sa sagot si etchos.

nga pala, di ba kasabihan na sa mata nakikita kung nagsisinungaling ang tao. ni minsan di ko nakita na walang dark glasses si jessica, pero bakit ang dali-dali nating naniwala sa lahat ng sinabi nya kahit pa maraming inconsistencies at may mga butas ang corroborating evidence.

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18 12 2010
dan

hahaha!! gumawa b ng scenario? mga intellectuals tlga ang readers ni PH.

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18 12 2010
etchosera - nagtatanong lang po

“hayop sa sagot si etchos.”

Siyempre naman Koya Eddi! Consistent ata ini!

Hayop sa sagot… kasi hayop naman talaga ako…..hayop sa ganda!

Eto din ang sigaw saken ng aking pangga pag naglalambing…..

“HAYOP KA!”

O diva?

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17 12 2010
attyarj

paano pag natuto na mag text, blog, facebook at twitter na si Hubert Webb and company. OMG! Imagine, one day you might receive an email notification na Hubert Webb/Tony Boy Lejano/Michael Gatchalian/Miguel Rodriguez/Peter Estrada/“Pyke” Fernandez “wants to be your friend” OR “is now following you on twitter”

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18 12 2010
etchosera - nagtatanong lang po

so….. what’s so kaka-OMG about that?

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17 12 2010
17 12 2010
esa

This case is indeed heart-wrenching. At this point after almost two decades, we can only say that DIVINE JUSTICE will prevail. Doon na lang talaga tayo aasa.

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18 12 2010
etchosera

I agree Ate Wan. And I do believe in KARMA, whether good or bad.

It is not us, ordinary people who can judge the guilt (or the lack of it) of the accused. We can talk about it for days, even weeks but that’s all we can do… just talk about it. Actually, that’s what we’ve been doing for the last 15 years or so.

I still would like to have faith in the Philippine justice system, with its flaws and all. You know why? Because that’s all we have as citizens of this country.

We can only hope and pray that our justice system will do its best to uphold what is rightful and just according to the law governing the 7,106 islands in the Far East, collectively known as the Republic of the Philippines.

Ayyyy! ako ba ito?

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18 12 2010
Katrina Bea

I miss the old Campus Radio. Back when I still possessed a huge radio, its the only station I listen to. I was even present during the “big announcement” at the UP Fair in year 2007. T_T The next morning when I hears the new names of the DJs and them talking in tagalog, it felt weird. When the radio station reformatted, my recourse is to listen to other radio stations such as Wave, Magic, and Home Radio.

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18 12 2010
MartinTC

“Lagay ba ‘ka mo? TTMO!”

Tulo sipon ko sa kakatawa dito!

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18 12 2010
etchosera

eto po tissue.

Pakipunasan na rin po bibig nyo! In case you haven’t noticed…. pati po laway nyo tumulo din!

Hihihihihihi!

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18 12 2010
Johann

LOL sa Top 10. Maybe one of his reactions din… “Wow, Mara Clara is still airing?!” :))

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18 12 2010
etchosera

pakibasa ng post ni PH, first paragraph!

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18 12 2010
dan

pst, echosera, hindi lng napansin ni johann… kaw tlga.

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18 12 2010
kapalmuks

Quoted from a blog:
Vizconde Massacre timeline (Acquittal ng mga KRIMINAL):
June 30, 1991, Karumal dumal na crime ng mga drug addicts naganap sa tahanan ng mga vizconde.
Under Cory Administration– Hulihin at ipakulong ang mga salarin
Under Ramos — tuloy ang kaso, no bail ang mga salarin
Under Erap — Found guilty beyond reasonable doubt, tu…loy ang kulong
Under Gloria — Baka pwedeng pawalan so nag appeal, NO WAY KULONG PA RIN.
Under PENOY — Supporter sa campaign ang relatives, OK pawalan pero sa DECEMBER NA PARA MEDYO MAGANDA ANG DATING, Christmas, with pagpapapogi sa media like ABIAS CBN, okey yan maski hight profile crime..
MGA WALANGHIYA KAYO, NAPARAMING BUMUSISI NG KASO NA IYAN FROM THE PAST ADMINISTRATIONS, GUILTY ANG VERDICT PERO SA SOBRANG GARAPAL NA PENOY ADMINISTRATION, ACQUIT, ANU ANO PA BANG PAMBABABOY SA BANSA ANG INYONG GAGAWIN SA FUTURE. MGA WALANGHIYA KAYO….

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18 12 2010
etchosera

Ayyyy! Mawalang galang na po…..Sino po ba talaga ang kaaway nyo?

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18 12 2010
senior60

alam ninyo @ paul and @ azeroth ang pinag-uusapan nation dito

mga mestizo, sila bang mga may 50% or sige na nga, kahit 25%

na lang na may lahi, hindi yung mga pinag memention ninyo…

sige nga, kayong dalawa, walang bolahan/kasinungalingan ha,

ideclare nga kung ilang porsyentong banyagang dugo meron kayo,

tingnan lang natin kung mga mestizo pa kayo….

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18 12 2010
Paul

Im 1/4 Bisaya, 1/4 Manobo, 1/4 Chinese and 1/4 Spanish.

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19 12 2010
eddibumangon

i’m 1/2 german and 1/2 shepherd, hehehe. i’m sure maisin ito ni etchos.

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19 12 2010
etchosera

Ayyyy! bakit ako na naman?

Ate Eddi, please lang, nananahimik na po ako dito, nagpapakabait at nagpapakasipag….

kasi….. UUWI AKO SA PINAS sa makalawa! Baka mabulilyaso pa!

Babatiin na lang kita ng HAPPY HOLIDAYS maski alam ko namang walang holidays dito sa pasko!

Ahihihihihihi!

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19 12 2010
eddibumangon

mauna na kayo lola etchos. di ako makahabol sa pasko pero nasa pinas din ako sa bagong taon. tamang-tama, abot pa sa putukan.

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18 12 2010
senior60

and speaking of purong pinoy nga pala, na pinag-uusapan din,

huwag na nating seryusuhin ng bonggangbongga ang pag trace

back ng ating pinanggalingan at baka aabot tayo sa unggoy…

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18 12 2010
etchosera - nagtatanong lang po

Ayyyy! kayo na lang dyan sa mga trace trace na yan!

Etchoserang palaka ini, di unggoy!

Ahah ahah ahah!

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19 12 2010
TOMADOR

PH….are you related to @iamhubertwebb…pansin ko lang may konting similarities ang entry nyo hehehehe

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19 12 2010
professionalheckler

sino po yun?

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19 12 2010
lisa

yung tweets ni @iamhuberwebb (fake ofcourse) is very similar with your jokes. we may have a “supreme court” moment here…

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19 12 2010
professionalheckler

ahhhh. haven’t read his (or her) tweets though.

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19 12 2010
Cathy jay

I bow to this page!
It made my day 😀

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19 12 2010
professionalheckler

thanks Cathy Jay!

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19 12 2010
senior60

ikaw eddi ha lagi kang nagpapapansin/nagpapacute kay

etchosera, tingnan mo, na conscious tuloy at tinawag kang ate…

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20 12 2010
eddibumangon

lolo, di mo ba halata. stalker ako ni etchos. di ko siya titigilan hanggang di siya nakipag-EB sa akin.

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20 12 2010
etchosera

…..eh sa masunurin po akong hayop.

Sabi nya, wag ko na raw siyang tawaging Koya kaya ayan… Ate na lang.

At least may paggalang pa rin, di po ba? Madali naman po akong kausap eh.

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21 12 2010
senior60

nahalata ko nga eddi, tamangtama at anytime now darating

na sya, huwag mo ng pakawalan, hanapin mo ang tinutuluyan

nila noon ni jessica at baka doon pa din sya titira habang nasa

maynila sya…

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21 12 2010
eddibumangon

senior, ayaw kong dumaan ng maynila, baka makita ko ang TTMO.

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21 12 2010
Fran

Geez, bro! PPKo! LOL

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31 12 2010
Eva Sans

I saw the De Leon sisters being interviewed on the U.S. edition of TV Patrol here in San Jose, California. They both said they were back from the U.S. to spend time with Tony Boy. Two weeks later, the shocking new came out that Webb & company were acquitted. Apparently, these two women knew what was to come. How come they were very confident during the interview that they will spend Christmas with Tony Boy? At first I thought they meant they will visit Tony boy in jail although I couldn’t imagine them spending more than a minute in Bilibid being well heeled and well manicured. So two weeks earlier, alam na nitong magkapatid na ito na maa-acquit iyong kapamilya nila. Poor Mang Lauro. God help you.

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