A YET TO BE AIRED interview of Ted Failon with Kris Aquino was leaked to The Professional Heckler by KrissyLeaks, a non-stock, non-profit, non-government, non-existent, and none-of-your-business organization dedicated to bringing all Kris Aquino-related news & information to the public. Here’s a partial transcript of that interview.
TED: Hello Kris, welcome to the show!
KRIS: Hi there Ted! Welcome to my life! Ahah-hah-hah! Naloka ka ‘no! Intro pa lang, binuko na kita! Ahah-hah-hah!
TED: Sandali lang huh, 30 minutes lang kasi tayo Kris, so diretso na ‘ko sa mga answers.
KRIS: Anong answers!? You mean, questions! Gosh, namumula ka Ted! Ahah-hah-hah! Buti na lang taped tayo.
TED: Okay, okay… first question: Naglabas ng gag order ang Makati City RTC with regard to the motion for the declaration of nullity of your marriage to James Yap, may nakikita ka bang problema sa ganung set up?
KRIS: Hay naku Ted, it’s not even a problem! Since the judge prevented me from talking about my marriage, what else can I do? Eh ‘di talk about Kuya Noy’s love life! Mas bongga kung ganun ‘di ba? Where do you want me to start? Ahah-hah-hah!
TED: Akala ko ba may gag order sa ‘yo si Presidente?
KRIS: Actually yeah. Kaya lang Ted, I’m sure maiintindihan naman niya. I have a movie sa film fest. I need to make noise! ‘Tsaka prangkahan na Ted, an investment is an investment ‘noh. I can’t afford to lose money! ‘Yong part ng kikitain ko will be for Bimby’s future kasi nga ‘di naman kalakihan ang suweldo ng ama niya ‘di ba? Ay, ano ba ‘yung nasabi ko? Gossssh, magagalit na naman si Ate Ballsy. I swear, tatawag na naman ‘yon. I’ll zip my mouth na nga lang.
TED: Last Tuesday sa TV Patrol, sinabi mong hindi ka obsessed sa interviews, at never kang naging atat sa pagsasalita sa harap ng camera. Mabuti naman at ‘di ka tinamaan ng kidlat!
KRIS: Anong sabi mo Ted?
TED: I mean, meron ka bang pinatatamaan sa statement mong ‘yon?
KRIS: Helllooooooo! Maang-maangan ka Ted. You know her, umamin ka! It’s that lady lawyer na boyish ang haircut, kinda dark ang lips, laging naka-choker, at may pearl earrings. My gorrrrsh, wala ba siyang stylist? Or maybe, she’s got one pero blind? Ahah-hah-hah!
TED: Balik tayo sa Presidente. Lately kasi, parang panay na panay ang date niya. After ng Barbie Palagos, sumunod ang Liz Uy, nagkaroon ng Len Lopez, at ngayon naman, Mary Grace Tan. Wala pa ba siyang napipili?
KRIS: I really don’t know Ted. He’s almost 51 and sabi nga ni Ate Ballsy hayaan na lang nating magdesisyon ang ating pangulo. Kung ang ending ay sila pala ni Undersecretary Rico E. Puno, who are we to judge, ‘di ba? At the end of the day, hello Secretary Edwin Lacierda, borrow muna ng line mo huh! Okay! Again, at the end of the day, kapag happy si Noy, happy rin ang bansa natin kasehodang mainlove siya sa best friend niya! Ker ko at ker natin ‘di ba? Ang importante maligaya siya at maayos ang pamumuno niya! Tama?
TED: Taaaaama!
KRIS: Ahah-hah-hah! Ang cute mong magsabi ng “Taaaaama.” Promise. Ano nga palang size ng shoes mo Ted?
TED: ‘Yan ka na naman Kris. You’re putting me on the spot.
KRIS: Why?!? I just wanna know, and I think the public naman, kahit papa’no deserves to know something about you. Sige na Ted, anong shoe size mo?
TED: 10.
KRIS: Ten? Divided by 2 plus 1 equals… ohmigosh!
TED: Ano ‘yon?
KRIS: Wala lang. Ahah-hah-hah! Nakakaloka!
TED: Bakit nga?
KRIS: Basta! By the way, James is size 14. ‘Tapos 12 si Ipé, and Joey is 13.
TED: Iwan na nga natin ‘yang shoe size-shoe size na ‘yan at lalo lang akong nate-tense. Ano nga palang masasabi mo sa pagpasok ni Councilor Shalani Soledad sa showbiz?
KRIS: Next question please…
TED: Okay, ano na lang ang reaksyon mo sa balitang nanliligaw si Willie Revillame kay Shalani?
KRIS: Hay naku, ang kulit mo Ted. Sige… ano muna ang size ng undies mo?
TED: Sige na nga, move on na tayo.
KRIS: Good! Gosh, pinapainit mo ang ulo ko! May dinner pa naman tayo mamaya.
TED: Huh?
KRIS: Grabeeeeee! Are you denying me again? How could you Ted? ‘Di ba nag-confirm ka na? Gosh! ‘Pinapahiya mo ko sa viewers. Basta! Lalabas tayo tonight with Boy and Bettina.
TED: Tapusin na muna natin ‘to Kris. Maiba ako, kung ikaw ang hiningan ng slogan for the Department of Tourism, anong imumungkahi mo?
KRIS: Of course, malapit sa puso ko ang word na “Pilipinas” kasi tatlong shows ko ang may “Pilipinas” sa title: ‘Pilipinas Game Ka Na Ba,’ ‘Pilipinas Got Talent,’ and ‘yong last show ko… basta, ‘yong… hmmm, sige na nga, aaminin ko na, ‘yong show kong hindi nag-rate! Gosh. Kainis! Half-baked kasi. ‘Yong ‘Pilipinas Win na Win.” But if Secretary Lim would ask for my help, pagsasama-samahin ko ang titles ng tatlo kong shows. The slogan will be: “Pilipinas Got Game! Winnerrrrr!” O ‘di ba bongga! Ahah-aha-aha!
TED: Alam kong active ka sa Twitter. At alam kong alam mo ang nangyari sa speechwriter ng pangulo. Kung ikaw ang nasa Vietnam, ano kaya ang mga itu-tweet mo?
KRIS: First of all Ted, my heart goes out to Mai Mislang. You know, she’s young, adventurous, and most probably, loveless kaya ganun ang mga tweets niya. Helllllllo! Maloka kayo kung nakipag-date siya sa Vietnamese noh! Imagine, nasa official visit ka tapos nakikipaglandian ang speechwriter. So, tama lang na wala siyang nakitang pogi do’n. But if I were in her shoes, I’ll never be in her shoes.
TED: Kung magbibigay ka ng Christmas gift sa mga taong babanggitin ko ang pangalan, ano ang ibibigay mo sa kanila at bakit?
KRIS: Nililinaw ko lang Ted huh – hypothetical lang ‘to. So kapag may nagalit na naman sa akin, sagot mo ‘ko. Okay?? Go!
TED: Kay James…
KRIS: Choker! Para may panregalo siya sa kanyang lawyer na hobby na yata ang magpa-interview!
TED: Kay Mayor Junjun Binay…
KRIS: Uyyyyyy! Jelling. Umamin ka Ted! Nasasaktan ka kapag binabanggit ko ang name ni Junjun ‘no? Ahah-ha-ha! Gift ko sa kanya? Siguro, black gulaman. Kasi, he’s so dark yet so sweet. Shoccccks. I’m so cheesy na. Nakakainizzzz!
TED: Sa mag-asawang Mar Roxas at Korina Sanchez…
KRIS: Hmmm, friendship bracelets pero sasabihin ko, galing ‘yon kay Senator Chiz para matapos na ang cold war nila. If you’re watching Kuya Mar and Ate Koring… Christmas na! Forgive n’yo na kasi si Chiz! Kayo rin… bad vibes raw ang may kaaway pagpasok ng New Year. Baka ‘di kayo makabuo. Ahah-hah-hah!
TED: Kay Shalani Soledad…
KRIS: Helloooooo… bakiiiit? Close kami?
TED: Kay Liz Uy…
KRIS: Isip muna ako. Gosh! I almost forgot! She’s my ex- almost-sister-in-law nga pala. Hay naku sis! Choosy ka! Pero don’t worry, love pa rin kita.
TED: Kay Sharon Cuneta…
KRIS: Tupperware…
TED: Sino?
KRIS: My gaaaaad! Pinag-aaway mo na naman kami ni Mega. Let me finish please! Tupperware full of ensaymada kasi favorite niya ‘yon! Hi Shawie! Don’t cry ulit okay?
TED: Kay Senator Ping Lacson…
KRIS: Siguro, round trip ticket to any destination of his choice pero dapat sabihin niya sa akin where. After all, 2 million is 2 million! Ahah-hah-hah! Nagbibiro lang ako Ted! Hi Jodi. Hi Pampi!
TED: Kay Executive Secretary Jojo Ochoa…
KRIS: Can I be honest Ted?
TED: Sure…
KRIS: Gusto ko siyang bigyan ng mag-asawang sampal para magising siya. Gosh, mapapahamak si Noy sa mga kapalpakan n’ya no!? Sorry Jojo, I know your dad was close to my dad, but nakakairita lang talaga ang mga nangyayari ngayon. Sorry!
TED: Kay Presidente…
KRIS: Alam mo Ted, isa lang naman ang laging hiling ni Noy from me eh. Ang busalan ko ang bibig ko. Pero sabi nga ng mga tiyo at tiya ko, “Kapag pinatahimik n’yo si Kris, hindi na si Kris ‘yon. Si Viel na ‘yon.” So to my brother… sorry, Noy hindi ako puwedeng manahimik. Pero kung may materyal na bagay na posibleng ibigay ko sa kanya, siguro PSP Go kasi sira na ‘ata ‘yong PSP3000 n’ya eh.
TED: Finally, anong gift ang gusto mong ma-receive this Christmas?
KRIS: Ikaw Ted, pwede ka ba? Ahah-hah-ha-ha!
TED: Two minutes na lang ang natitira sa show natin Kris.
KRIS: I’m serious Ted! Why not you? Single ka… single ako. Sikat ka… sikat ako. Matinong lalaki ka… maperang babae ako. O ‘di ba we’re compatible?! Ahah-hah-ha!
TED: Mga kaibigan, abangan po ninyo ang pagsasamahan naming show ni Ms Kris Aquino next year…
KRIS: Wait, please don’t forget to watch ‘Dalaw’ palabas na po sa mga sinehan sa December 25. Kakaibang movie po ito for the holidays. Hindi po kayo malulugi sa ibabayad ninyo dahil pinaghirapan ko po ito. Mula opening scene hanggang ending, tumitili po ako rito.
TED: Again, mga kaibigan, abangan n’yo ang pagsasamahan naming show ni Kris on ABS-CBN. It will be a monthly talk show na pinamagatang… Kris, ikaw na ang magsabi…
KRIS: “Buwanang Dalaw.” Watch out for it! Thank you!
-End of Transcript-
IN THE NEWS NOW…
Arrested
The shocking news on Tuesday was the arrest of Wikileaks editor-in-chief Julian Assange in London. In even more shocking news, Assange’s name was discovered to have been included on Malacañang’s amnesty list.
Nice Try
Last Wednesday, an 82-year-old woman tried to claim the 741.17-million peso Grand Lotto jackpot. But the woman failed to show the winning ticket because her grandson allegedly ran away with it. The PCSO became even more suspicious when they asked the woman who her grandson was. Her reply: Miko Morelos.
This just in (8PM/Th): The PCSO says a 60-year-old balikbayan has claimed the 741.17M-peso Grand Lotto jackpot. Tanong ng bayan: Sixty years old na si Miko Morelos? Balikbayan si Miko Morelos? #justkidding #peace
More Kris and Ted
In her TV Patrol interview last Tuesday, Kris Aquino revealed that she and news anchor Ted Failon were textmates. On live TV, she even invited him to a dinner. That interview marked the official launch of Failon as a promo material for Aquino’s film ‘Dalaw.’
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“Being single isn’t the cause of loneliness, and marriage is not necessarily the cure. There are many lonely married people as well.”
– Renee Jones
Briefly Noted
Malacañang’s reaction to the recent Supreme Court ruling on the Truth Commission as ‘headlined’ by leading dailies and websites:
Philippine Star: Government to appeal SC ruling vs truth body
ABS-CBNNews.com: Aquino defends Truth Commission
GMANews.TV: Aquino: GMA untouchable? Not in my administration
BusinessWorld: Aquino wants quick fix to address legal obstacle to Truth Commission
Philippine Daily Inquirer: Aquino slams SC decision
Public Service
Sa mga taxi driver na CHOOSY, umayos kayo! DOTC Oplan Isnabero Hotline: 09172470385/ 09192227462 or text 7890.
Survey Says
Naniniwala ka bang patay na si Gregorio “Ka Roger” Rosal, ang spokesperson ng komunistang New People’s Army?
– Sumalangit nawa! 25%
– No! He’s still alive. 15.41%
– Do i look like someone who gives a damn? 59.59%
Word of the Week
KrissyLeaks: anumang bago o kontrobersyal na pahayag o impormasyon tungkol kay Kris Aquino mula mismo kay Kris Aquino #nowyouknow
Stay healthy. Stay happy. Spread the love.
Enjoy the rest of the week!
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THE PROFESSIONAL HECKLER 
Ahemmmm!!!
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Una nga!. The drinks are on me kung sakaling magkita-kits mga fans ni Prof Heckler ngayung pasko. On the condition that everyone will wear a tag with their usernames. Gusto ko na kasi makita si senior 60 at iba dyan.
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uy…. twice for the 2nd time again once more, eh? nagkita kits na kasi kaming PH fans noon. Claw Daddy, EDSA Shang Mall pero walang drinks. Kaya mas type ko ‘to ehehehe. 🙂 🙂 🙂
where and what day?
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call, where and when.
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psssst pasama naman sa EB ng fans ni PH, sheeere aku sa pulotan… sagot ko steak… yung steak ng BBQ na kawayan, si ateng etchosera dala ng babuy na
iba-BBQ.
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Ayyyy! sali ako diyan! Nasa Pinas ako just before Christmas!
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Okey! sige. Lets let PH decide the DATE and TIME kasi sya naman honoree natin. Basta sagot ko drinks anywhere dito sa Cagayan de Oro.
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Sagot ko ang etchosan!
Ayan ha… may sagot na ako kahit wala pang tanong!
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pasama ako ha!!!! pwede this sunday sa edsa shang mall if ever
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good idea yung pinaplano nyo ah. sana nga matuloy para naman magkaron ng grand heckler day. 🙂
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count me in. you don’t have to add 1, just divide me by 2 at pwede na. bah! humbug no? ….to say is to believe.
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sori amateur heckler. di pwede sa akin ang pwede na, so pass na muna ako sayo.
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krizzy talaga oh…
ke-rek!
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Mas kuha mo pa si Kris kaysa kay Angelica!
“Can I be honest, Ted?”
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And the title says a lot about her too, from her tactlessness to her list of STDs.
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Ha-ha! Naughty ang pun.
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hahaha, patok na naman, parang back to back win lang ng lakers ah. hehehe, panalo ang gift kina Mar, korina, lalo na yung kay JoPac. hahaha. sana nga magkatotoo yun ng magising na tong JoPac na to, para kasing may t**ak, puro sablay ang trabaho. tsk tsk tsk.
the best ka talaga idol, till the next post. 🙂
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10 divided by 2 plus 1..hahaha!
Ang slow ni ted..binigyan pa ng clue sa sizes din nila james..=)
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ahahahah taaaaaamaaaaa!
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Shoutout to WikiLeaks; My crunchy boo to Krissy.
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nice. i really love all the stories tapos sa dulo may quotable-quote pa.
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hmmmmp! very obvious at pakapalan ang panggagamit kay ted para promo sa movie…mukhang willing victim naman yung ted so di na dapat patulan…wish ko lang sana mag-flop ang pelikula nya… pero judging how gullible and tasteless Pnoy moviegoers are, parang di ata mapagbigyan ni santa ang wish ko.
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Pati si James ginamit sa promo. Had him play double to Diether when the latter was conveniently out of the country.
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yes! hard sell ang promo ng “dalaw” na ‘yan. but riot sa LOL yung quote ni TPH kay Kris na “… pinaghirapan ko po ito. Mula opening scene hanggang ending tumitili po ako rito.” trulili! kahit saan ifeature yang si Kristeta, tv show at pelikula, horror at drama (?) superr tili ang factor nya! but in fairness… haaay! binibili pa rin sya! pinoy talaga!
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Tumfuck ka jan ‘Teh promdi!
Pwede po bang tumili din ako?
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kakaloka ka talaga krissyleaks…
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KrissyLeaks: anumang bago o kontrobersyal na pahayag o impormasyon tungkol kay Kris Aquino mula mismo kay Kris Aquino #nowyouknow
KRIS: Hay naku Ted, it’s not even a problem! Since the judge prevented me from talking about my marriage, what else can I do? Eh ‘di talk about Kuya Noy’s love life! Mas bongga kung ganun ‘di ba? Where do you want me to start? Ahah-hah-hah!
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This just in: Krissyleak —
RT itsmekrisaquino
“have you all seen the new Pantene tv commercial? i got sad watching, coz…that was where NOY visited LIZ UY. ako ang affected! about 1 hour ago via web
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Super funny na naman!!! Sapul ang kiliti sa KrissyLeaks, a non-stock, non-profit, non-government, non-existent, and none-of-your-business organization dedicated to bringing all Kris Aquino-related news & information to the public. hekhekhekhek
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i loved this post. panalo ang krissyleaks and ‘buwanang dalaw’!!!
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mister heckler, ang galllliiinnngggg mo talaga maghanap ng mga
appropriate quotes…..
pero ha, sumablay ka doon sa tanong ni ted sa answer ni kris na
tupperware…
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LOL! More servings of Krissyleaks, please?
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winner ka heckler!
You made me laugh!
Hah.hah.hah.hah.
Kaloka!
Super i love it!
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everybody loves kris, or if not her, anything krissyleaky. 🙂 THANKS.
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super like, heckler. hehehe!!!!
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mas like kita, sino ka man. #nabaliwbigla 🙂 thanks.
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super-LOL ang survey mo this time, TPH. mainit-init pa post mong ‘to, done deal na ang survey on Ochoa. And first time yata, 100% to zero ang ratio! clap! clap! clap! oh ano Sir Jojo; sir P-noy, di ba kayo nag-bblush?
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i hate it kapag kailangan pa ng mga artista ang exaggerated na mga publicity.public property ang mga artista so kailangan role model din sila sa mga nakakapanood,nakakapakinig o nakakabasa sa kanila.in case of kris aquino,bukod sa artista siya,anak siya ng mga respetadong personalidad sa bansa at kapatid ng kasalukuyang pangulo natin.kaya dapat alam niya kung saan niya dapat ilugar ang sarili niya at ipakita ang tamang asta.in case naman sa mga fans niya,wala na tayong magagawa.nandiyan na iyan eh,kung baga eh naitatak na sa kanya ang pagiging taklesa at sinasakyan ng mga taga-hanga niya.hindi ba marealize ni kris na ito rin ang maaaring sumira sa kanya or worse eh sa family niya?anong klaseng morals ang maaring matutunan ng mga kabataan sa mga inaasta niya?in this time kung saan mas namumulat ang kabataan sa new media,kailangan ang disiplina at moral.
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Agree!!! Kaya nga since Kris and her tactless ways are here to stay even if PNoy has been elected president, the best that we could do is make fun of her via blogs like this. Thanks Mr. PH…you really are a genius. Hit the nail on its head. Ganda!!!
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Hit the nail on its head.
Tanong: Saan po ba ang ulo ng kuko?
Ate Wan, sana naman po ay mabigyang linaw mo yan.
Naguguluhan po talaga ako….. promise!
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kalerky.nawala ata ang lagnat ko dito..
sumakit nman tyan ko kakatawa..
:)))))))))
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At dahil po diyan, ipropromote ko ang movie ni Krissy! Wahahaha
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shalala? owwws? haha
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Kaya, dafat maging top grosser ang DALAW. Bwaaaa ha ha ha
))))))))
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panalo!
pampatangal stress ang mga posts mo mr professionalheckler
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Nang dahil dyan may nag txt : Tnx Loi for the free promo of my movie “Dalaw”. Luv na kta promise. – Kris
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“Mabuti naman at ‘di ka tinamaan ng kidlat!”
HAHAHA!!!! Panalo!!!
Bakit nga kaya biglang lumandi si Kristeta kay TF noong live interview?
Ano talaga ang purpose? Bakit may mga insinuations na ganun? Yung movie lang talaga kaya ang reason? O pinagtripan lang ni Kris at ng staff si TF? O nag-i-ego trip lang si Tetay?
Pero kung totoo nga…
EWWWW!!!
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papanao ba naman uubra ang gag order kay kris eh sanay na sa size 14, 13 at 12. If she doesnt gag on that, nothing can. Her suggested DOT slogan should be “Pilipinas Got Weeeeners!”.
Kris and Ted can do a remake of Notting Hill and thus,
Kris (on the couch caressing Ted’s foot):Do you know what they say about men with big shoes?
Ted: What Kris?
Kris: They have big feet! Aha hah hah.
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size 12 nga ba ang philip? i read it in this comments section of this blog na medyo duty free or average lang daw ang phili# compared to alv!n
patr!mon!o, joe* marqu*z and Jam$s Yap?
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kris aquino thinks she is gods gift to men, but like her brother she is gods gift to comedians.
what a joke she is.
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ganda yun ah. god’s gifts to comedians
husay ni heckler
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nice read as usual from PH! Merry Christmas!
trip ko yung show nilang dalawa ha…”Buwanang Dalaw” bwahahahaha
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i love your blog sir. hehehe!
alternative to reading newspapers
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thank u 🙂 welcome to my world!
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PH! paano kung i-invite ka ni Krissyleaks magdinner?! LOL
Anong shoe size mo?! LOL
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dis i’m curios to know too, anong shoe size ni PH?
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ahahahaha i lab kris pero mas lab ko si PH hahaha panalo nanaman.
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in krissy’s nerve-grating voice – wiiiiiinnnnneerrrr!
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nobel peace prize day. it shouldnt be ignored
the philippines is boycotting the ceremony because the ampatuans didnt win.
or because china told them ‘jump’ and they asked ‘how high’
as ricky calamityagain said ‘its no big deal – we know where our bribes come from and where we can traffic drugs and party out of prying eyes at taxpayers expense. and most of us are of chinese heritage so we are looking after our own and our bank accounts. long live democracy and freedom of speech.
more important whose buying the next round of drinks.’
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Ano po ba ang dapat na reaction dito?
Titili po ba ako parang si Kris?
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PNoy would rather lick the ass of the Chinese at the expense of human rights than send his friends guilty over the August hostage crisis to jail. The values of this moron can sink this country
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To think that he’s oh so proud (kuno) of his mother being the icon of democracy sa Pinas. When he’s being called to walk the talk, he’d rather lick chinese ass? Akala ko ba sa hotdog lang sya mahilig.
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Moron refers to somebody with a mental age of 7 to 10 years.
Imbecile – 3 to 7 years
Idiot – less than 3 years
Depending on one’s point of view, calling somebody a moron may be a praise or a pejorative.
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@Pongster: If somebody calls you a moron, would you pause and ask whether it is praise or pejorative? Come on, even a kindergarten pupil knows that a moron is a moron!
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Tupperware full of ensaymada. Hahaha! Swak kay mega. Napaka plastic ever.
As observed, bida na naman si mai mislang. kelan ka kjaya makakagetover heckler
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TED: Kay Sharon Cuneta…
KRIS: Tupperware…
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parang reflex yung answer ni titay.lol
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kelan na christmas party ng mga pf followers?
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I can’t stand Kris Aquino on TV. I pity those who have to be around her. Whew! 🙂
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……eh di sige, maupo ka lang ‘Teh!
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@ timpaul
bakit drinks lang na mention mo, sino ang taya sa pulutan,
baka pwede si @ chiwee, tutal businesswoman sya, tama ba
chiwee? kasi, the last time, sabi mo nag schooling ka pa or
which is which nga ba, or both?
pero, ako, gugustuhin ko man, hindi ako pwede dahil nandito
ako sa visayas, bisaya ako, however, however talaga, kung if
you are gallant enough, can you provide a round trip ticket?
yun bang balik kaagad ako pagkatapos ng tagayan joke….
anyway, salamat timpaul ha na ako ang una sa billing na na
mention mo….
at dahil dyan, ikaw ang una kong i greet ng advance happy
holidays at sa lahat ng bloggers dito at siempre kay mister heckler…
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bisaya diay ka ñor60? unsa pud klasing pagkabisayaa? akeanon, antiqueño, capiznon, guimarasnon, ilonggo, negrense, boholanon, cebuano, siquijoranon, waray or leyteño?
basig duol ra atoa? kita nalang magtinagayay. naa ko dinhi usa ka container premium bahalina gikan ormoc. tagbaw jud tag-higop ani.
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Pa-apila ko ana inyong tagay ha. Gi-mingaw na ko ug bahalina da, kinutil pod. Asa man mo dapit sa Visayas? Taga Cebu ko pero naa ko sa Manila nanginabuhi.
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hahaha! bisdak diay pud ka, nyor? Bahin sa drinks, wa pa tingali mo katilaw ug tuba gi koter noh? Mau nay akong ika panghinambug ninyo. Di pud ko in ana ka gallante, nyor. Ultimo ra man intawon ko nga lumolopyo dinhi sa Cagayan ug yanu lang nga empleyado sa gobyerno. Magkitakita ra gihapon ta nga mga sumusonod ni heckler ugma damlag ug dili ta manga buta. Anyway, maayong holiday sa tanan.
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eto n nman ang de*ony*itang std queen nanguuto n nman ng mga Pilipino. kelan ba mawawala sa paningin ng taong bayan ang babaeng yan..tawa ng tawa lahi talaga nilang magkapatid na *****mal. palibhasa magpinsan ang mga lolo’t lola kaya ganyan ang mga produkto…a****!!!
For sure, papalabasin nila n number 1 top grosser ang movie nyan para isipin ng lahat n madami p ring fans ang gaga…andali lng magpamudmod ng tickets ang mga yan…
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Ang puso mo, sir.
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Masyado ka atang affec-tated ‘Teh!
Cool ka lang, malapit na ang kapaskuhan, dafat maganda ang aura!
Hayaan mo na lang si Kris, hane?
Magwala ka pag si Pnoy na ang nagtititili!
at di kita pipigilan… promise!
Bwahahahaha!
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hehehe psst, sir kapalmuks, “suppressed rage” ang tawag dyan. iwasan kpag krissy ang topic ni PH. bk tumaas ang blood pressure…
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mahilig pala si PH sa horror/suspense, i’m sure una sya sa pila sa opening ng dalaw.
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don’t get me wrong PH because I really find your blog so entertaining. It’s just I have to go by the thread of nobel that the boycott na hindi naman daw boycott of the Pilifins sa Nobel Prize ceremony ay dahil optional naman daw ang attendance. Haler! Sabi ko nga sa sarili, itong mga ibang Pinoy (sori talaga ako at nasa Malakanyang sila) ay kasing dense ng DENSE at mas papatok pa ang balita tungkol kay Kristeta kaysa ano ang stand ng mga Pinoy sa human rights here and abroad! I feel more persecuted here than those in China by being exposed to the antics of these clowns!
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the administration is a comedy of errors run by a house of horrors.
no vision, strength of leadership, integrity or creativity.
the status quo remains. the elitism continues to the detriment of 95 percent of filipinos.
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ftw ito! XD
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una sa tanan hikatalomato mag believe it or not usa ko,
kon dili ka mutoo, bahala ka sa kinabuhi mo hahaha
dili ko moinom, mao nga basta bisaya ko, ayaw na lang
seryosoha kung unsang klase, anyway, dili man gyud ta
magkatinagayay…
kini sad si timpaul, may pagka sad, maypagka comedian,
mao diay nga mobangka ug drinks kay nia sad diay sa
mindanao, maayo unta ug taga mindanao si etchosera aron
sila sad ang mag atubang ug tagay…
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Ay lolo, balita ko si Lola Nila ang taga Mindanao.
Bikolana po ako, kababayan at kasingganda ni Venus Raj!
Ahihihihihihi!
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Mag-inom na lang ta ug bugnaw’ng tubig, Sir.
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bantog ra dili na mugahi imoha ñor kay dili man diay ka muinom hahaha. kanang atong tenten, mura pud na ug makina nga nanginahanglan ug gasolina aron muandar.
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kelan,saan at paano…magpasabi lang kayo…,
SAMA KO SA XT’MAS PARTY!!!
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wow PH has just helped kris in promoting her upcoming ‘dalaw’ :))
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its about time there was some fresh young talent on tv. aquino, abunda, fallon, castro, davila etc are all past their sell by date and should be pensioned off.
they dont represent their audience or modern philippines.
they are yesterdays people who cling on with the help of cosmetic surgery, friends in high places, and the media mafia
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Buti na lang wala sila sa Discovery Channel!
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natawa naman ako kay Assange….. From wikileaks to penis leaks….. sa mga headline ng dyaryo at websites…. Dilaw na dilaw talaga ang PDI at ABS…..
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garapalan talaga ang pag gamit sa media basta lang mapagusapan movie nya. Wla n talagang tatalo sa kakapalan ng mukha ng kris, the retard..
Scripted nman mga questions and reactions ni TF, ciempre nsa Abias-cbn cla, they can interview her khit magdamagan…C ako, ko, kmi, c noy, c ate, mom n dad ang topic.
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the one with verbal diarrheoa has been shaking her money maker at a pacman party complete with her gimp abunda.
these 3 show that money can never buy you class or style.
shame they seem to be regarded as role models for the country. no wonder tourists stay away.
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Sorry, but i really have to puke whenever i see this piece of garbage on TV. The laughs??? Not so amusing why does she have to do that over and over during the scripted interview? Because she looks boring, a loser and insecure when she’s serious. Hereditary mental problem, hello…
Yeah, no amount of money can cure her and her brother’s disease. Poor nation, why do you have to spend years of toink, toink, toink under psychiatric patients such as them….
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Please support this 🙂 http://www.facebook.com/pages/Politicians-Vandalizing-the-Country/1298624390408629
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@ karaangbugoy
presume ko lang nga ako si sir ha…
dili sad tingale ka moinom ug makahubog, so ikaw
ray bugoy nga dili ” ” ”
sige bugnaw’ng tubig lang pero pakapininan nato ug coke….
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Tagayyyyyyyyyyy!!
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nyahahaha! sumakit tyan ko kakatawa!
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nyahaha riot yung kay kris, para tuloy gusto kong dugtungan ung sinabi sa kanya ni baby james sa nido na mama be careful ng practice safe sex hehehe ^^
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Reblogged this on queenkherwin and commented:
The slogan will be: “Pilipinas Got Game! Winnerrrrr!” O ‘di ba bongga! Ahah-aha-aha!, Flangak!!!! Love. Love. Love
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