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1 12 2010


Lone Winner
According to the Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Office, a lone bettor has won the P741-M jackpot in the 6/55 Grand Lotto draw Monday night. The winning bet was placed at a lotto outlet inside the Subic Bay Free Port Zone… fueling speculations that Mike Arroyo has relocated to Olongapo City.

A couple of weeks back, while a lot of people prayed to God to win the lottery, Archbishop Emeritus Oscar Cruz declared on radio and TV, “Ipagdarasal ko sa Panginoon na sana ay walang tumama sa Grand Lotto.” Well, guess who got snubbed.

Rizal & Lottery The PCSO says our national hero, Jose Rizal actually won the loteria (Spanish word for lottery) in 1892 while he was on exile in Dapitan, Zamboanga del Norte. Rizal religiously placed bets on the loteria… despite threats from Spanish friars they would pray hard so he wouldn’t win the jackpot.

According to the PCSO, Jose Rizal won P6,200 in a lotto draw in 1892. News of his win spread like wildfire on Facebook, and Rizal’s name became the top trending topic on Twitter.

Top 5 “Dear Lotto Winner’ Statements

No. 5: Dear Lotto Winner: Ang swerte mo! Syet ka!

No. 4: Dear Lotto Winner: Sabi ni Archbishop Oscar Cruz, makabubuti raw na dalhin mo na ang buong pamilya mo abroad. You’ll end up a loser din daw dahil magkakaroon ka ng iba’t ibang problema. Gusto kong malaman ang opinyon mo: bakit kaya sobrang bitter ng paring ito?

No. 3: Dear Lotto Winner: Kung ikaw si Liz Uy, sasagutin mo ba ang presidente? Kung oo, are you nuts? Wala lang.

No. 2: Dear Lotto Winner: Taga-Pampanga ka ‘no!? Aminiiiiiin!

And the No. 1 “Dear Lotto Winner’ statement…

Dear Lotto Winner:
Sana totoo ka.
Sana hindi kami binobola ng PCSO.

This just in! There’s no truth to rumors that the PCSO has released – for the first time in lotto’s history – the photo of the jackpot prize winner. Right click here for the alleged picture of the winner. Again, not true.

Finding Lacson
The Philippine National Police has proposed a P2-million reward for information leading to the arrest of fugitive Senator Panfilo Lacson. To lure informants, a million peso will be added to the total reward money every week.

The PNP wants to put up a P2-million reward for information leading to the arrest of fugitive Senator Panfilo Lacson. However, Lacson’s spiritual adviser Archbishop Emeritus Oscar Cruz is praying that no one gets the reward.

Pulse Asia Survey
According to Pulse Asia, 69 percent of Filipinos support the Reproductive Health bill. Catholic bishops described the figure as scandalous.

The latest survey showed that 7 of 10 Filipinos support the RH bill. The other three were afraid of excommunication.

In the October 20 to 29 Pulse Asia survey, 69 percent of Filipinos expressed support for the Reproductive Health bill while only 7 percent went against it. Catholic Bishops were enraged when they learned that the remaining 24 percent went for Vetellano Acosta.

Results of the latest Pulse Asia survey showed that 69 percent of Filipinos were in favor of the RH bill while a mere 7 percent went against it. The remaining 24 percent, according to Catholic bishops – were in purgatory.

SWS Survey
In the September 24 to 27 survey conducted by the Social Weather Stations, Justice Secretary Leila De Lima got a satisfaction rating of 54 percent. The other 30 percent didn’t give her a rating, while 16 percent were dissatisfied – all of them, APO members.


You know who else feels like a lotto winner these days?
Gerardo Biong, the Parañaque cop convicted in the grisly Vizconde massacre in 1991 was released from prison Tuesday. Before he left his cell, Biong burnt some blankets, bed sheets, clothes, and other pieces of evidence of his incarceration.

De Lima vs. De La Fuente
Justice Secretary Leila De Lima has ordered the indictment of bus operator Claire De La Fuente for failing to remit to the Bureau of Internal Revenue some P148 million in taxes from 1997 to 2004. De La Fuente denied she defrauded the government, and said, “Nagkataon lang na sunud-sunod ang mga years na ‘di kami nakabayad. Pero, hindi sinadya ‘yon.”

ECE Board Exam
At least 15 Electronics and Communications Engineering graduates in the Visayas and Mindanao claimed there had been a leak in the recent board exam in Cebu. The Professional Regulation Commission vowed to investigate the matter even as the Presidential Communications Group denied it was the source of the leak. ———————————
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
– Woody Allen

Survey Says
Dapat bang limitahan sa PhP500-M ang jackpot sa lotto?
– OO! 19.83%
– HINDI! Hayaang lumaki! 62.47%
– Wala akong pakialam. ‘Di ako tumataya sa lotto 17.7%

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70 responses

1 12 2010
pihikan chronicles

hello PH…. oo nga ano, bakit kaya parang pinagkaitan ng tadhana ang mga suhestyon ni archbishop cruz? hindi applicable sa makabagong panahon.
sana may masabi naman syang possitive sa development ng bansa… di yung kontrapelo ang dating nya.

pala bakit wala kay post about the wiki leaks?

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1 12 2010
Jef

Nice one Loi!

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1 12 2010
Jef

Sabi na nga ba, pangalawa lang.. Hmp!

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1 12 2010
pihikan chronicles

heheheh

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1 12 2010
jeffjeff

dear lotto winner: pls lang wag mo munang kunin prize mo, mag sawa ka muna sa pagiging mahirap mo kasi mamimiss mo pagiging poor try mu promise hehehe!!!!!

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1 12 2010
Centrino

Kelan ba naging poor si Mike Arroyo?

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1 12 2010
kalokah

si biong ang nanalo sa lotto!

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1 12 2010
kalokah

you read barrio siete? no way, that site stinks. puro t*e ang laman.

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1 12 2010
hansie

PH,
to prove daw na may tao talagang nanalo ng Lotto,
they will tap the national artist, Carlo J to make into movie the winner’s life story.
to the tune of 700+million pesoses.
ano kayang title?

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1 12 2010
etchosera

Mawalang galang na po….. pwede po ba akong tumawa?

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1 12 2010
timapul

Ano kaya equivalent ng P6200 ngayon? Anyone?

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2 12 2010
chiwee

Interesting question! Napa-google tuloy ako. 🙂

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine_peso
The new monetary standard during Rizal’s time (Alfonso Peso) established the Peso as 25 grams silver, 0.900 fine (0.7234 XAG), equivalent to ₱617.34 modern pesos of as of June 9, 2010.
Ergo, if he won 6,200 pesos as his share in the 20,000 2nd place jackpot in the Spanish Loteria, 6,200 x 617.34 = Php3,827,508.00.

The full 2nd prize of 20,000 during his time was worth 12,346,800.

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2 12 2010
timapul

Wow, salamat sa trouble mo, chiwee. Manalo ka sana ng lotto.

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1 12 2010
emaria

Now, it really affirms the fact that Pulse Asia and other survey firms are Pro- abnoy and nabibili ng mga pro- abnoy …Lahat nlang ng programa ng Aquino Admin in favor ang survey? C’mon, wag nyo ng lokohin ulet ang mga Pinoy. Tama n ung nagluklok kyo ng presidenteng wlang silbi. Pti mga bills n alam nyong marami ang against pina survey nyo p kunwari para tanggapin at lunukin nlang ulet ng mga pinoy… tama na, sobra na!!!

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2 12 2010
etchosera

Mawalang galang na po ‘Teh…..galit po ba kayo?

If yes…. why not?

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3 12 2010
BoyBawang

‘Teh, mais na mais ang hirit nyo…
Nabitin ka yata sa hotdog?

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1 12 2010
Baidu

1st ba?

Nice entry sir PH, sana dun sa nanalo paburger ka naman!!!

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1 12 2010
noy

taydana! tigil-tigilan na nga yang mga First..first na ‘yan! Namoka di ka First!!!

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3 12 2010
Jason

I second the motion. Hindi kayo kyut. Mukha kayong troll.

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1 12 2010
charesma

parang virus si vetellano acosta, balik ng balik, stubborn. hahaha

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1 12 2010
amateur heckler

alas! a simple way to rid our country of cynics. ibigay natin ang 700M kay arch. cruz at magiibang bayan na cya.

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5 12 2010
anon

mang-ibang planeta na si archb cruz!!! masyado cyang pakialamero!

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1 12 2010
xan2s

yehey! first here…

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1 12 2010
noy

Namoka! di ka rin First!!!

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4 12 2010
floi

hehehe..

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1 12 2010
foodiehall

Off topic but just wanted to say….I’m eagerly awaiting the Manila cables of Wikileaks. Should be entertaining!

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1 12 2010
topdog

hindi pa daw kinukuha ang premyo ng lone lotto winner. BUSY PA DAW SA PALASYO!!!

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1 12 2010
topdog

Nanalo ang lone lotto winner by gambling on lucky pick… HMMMM. TALAGANG TAGA PALASYO. HINDI NA KASI NAG-ISIP!!!

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1 12 2010
kaliwete

correction sir

SWS Survey
In the September 24 to 27 survey conducted by the Social Weather Stations, Justice Secretary Leila De ____ got a satisfaction rating of 54 percent.

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1 12 2010
professionalheckler

hahaha thanks.

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1 12 2010
amateur heckler

PH, a Quote in the Act by Mico Morelos?: “The easiest way to die is to have Tim Yap tweet about you.”
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/inquirerheadlines/nation/view/20101201-306263/PDI-reporter-fears-for-life-over-Tim-Yap-tweet
gusto kasi makascoop bahala na kung ano pa ang kahihinatnan sa iba!!!

To the lotto winner: Mag tweet ka kaya na binigyan mo si Tim Yap ng 20M para ipambalato sa lahat ng tao. Ano kaya ang feeling niya at tweet ka nalang later in about a month or two na “Tim, Pasensya na ha, nadala lang ako.”

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1 12 2010
tacki

PH should make a post regarding this one.. 😀

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2 12 2010
etchosera

Kyusmie, no?

Pwede ba, PH’s time is not worth wasting on this Tim Yuck!

Stop stop me…. azz in tigil tigilan ako, huh?

Hmmmmmmmp!

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1 12 2010
amateur heckler

dear lotto winner:
congratulations and enjoy your good fortune. just my unsolicited thoughts on what to do with your newfound wealth.
1. do not tell anyone yet. stop and give yourself some time to think on what to do. you have lived your life without the money, you can still live without it. if only to reward yourself in the meantime, maybe you can increase your monthly budget to twice or even five times the amount. if you spent 20T a month, make it perhaps 50T para naman magenjoy ka nang kahit konti.
2. do not think of buying a house and lot at the best subdivision in the country or elsewhere. many people dream of living lives of the rich and famous. i have met people who suddenly get enough wealth (or maybe marry rich) and want to live the good life. unfortunately, their definition of a good life is not the life they actually can live. would you be happy living in an exclusive subdivision with high profile personalities as neighbors like politicians or actors? di ka kaya mapagkamalan na akyat bahay kung magjogging ka sa subdivision?
3. control your good heart. you may want to share your wealth to family members and good friends. but bear in mind that the very same people you want to help may not be able to control their emotions of the sudden windfall. baka sila pa ang magtweet kay Tim Yap. Instead of giving one person 1M pesos for example, i think it would be better if you go into business with him. ask you family or friends kung ano kaya ang magandang negosyo and when you think it is a feasible idea, suggest ka namaginvest ka without them knowing where you get the money. if you know 100 people you invest 100T in, it wont cost that much. and you still get your ROI even if you don’t really expect it. the ROI you can give to charity nalang.
4. open several bank accounts before you go to PCSO. 3 or 5 accounts in all the banks that you know. when you receive the check from PCSO, have it deposited to as many bank accounts that you have. Better yet, organize and incorporate a business with your most trusted friends and family members. you only need 5 people to incorporate. the money will then be deposited in the account of the corporation. you can make as many corporations as you want to be able to hide your identity. of course, you will need a lawyer. a brilliant lawyer.

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2 12 2010
etchosera

This is a very nice heckling indeed!

Ayyyyyy!

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1 12 2010
eddibumangon

“Sana totoo ka.
Sana hindi kami binobola ng PCSO.”

Hahaha. Asa pa kayo. Tumataginting na 741 milyon pakakawalan? Bakit nga ba inilipat from DOH to the Office of the President ang pamamahala sa PCSO?

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1 12 2010
promdi

koreek! kaduda-duda,..! look at the timing? sino kaya sa palace nakaisip nun, noh? brilliant; parang floor wax mentality! buti di nahihilo pcso kalilipat… nun sa san marcelino, tapos QI, ngayon PICC; nun nasa OP na yan, tapos dinala pala sa DSWD then di ko nga alam nasa DOH pala; ngayon OP na uli. ano ka ba kuya, para kang manganganak na kuting! but on second thot, marami raw nag-aabang sa vicinity ng pcso sa winner(?) to claim his/her cashfall… wawa naman sya. kaya nga di ako tumaya sa grand, kasi baka manalo ako! naykupuu!!

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2 12 2010
etchosera

Confirmed!

Certified stalker ka talaga ‘Teh promdi!

Pati yung paglilipat-lipat ng PCSO, azz in nasundan mo talaga! Di mo talaga pinalagpas!

Ayyyyy! Irerekomenda kita kay Pnoy bilang bagong Direktor ng NBI Clearance for abroad! You really deserve the post neng!

Mabuhay!

Ahah ahah ahah!

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1 12 2010
Anonymous

First time kya na pinalipat ang management ng PCSO sa OP? Grabe!!! Halatang halata na may niluto cla sa loob…Yan ang cnasabi ni noynoy n kelangan nya ng piso piso bawat pinoy para sa kampanya nya noon…kapal ng mga mukha, ninanakawan pti mahihirap… ngaun nangyri pa tong paglipat sa OP. Mga mandarambong!!! Mga sugapa!!! Anlaki na kc ng KAMAGANAK, INC…..

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1 12 2010
Jef

Medyo madamin ding ta*** dito no? Guys, one way to check if you are first to post a comment is participate in the survey. If the result is 100% on your option chosen, then it means you are the first to visit and read the new blogpost since Mr. PH has a new survey each time he posts a new blog. Gets???

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1 12 2010
kalokah

so?!

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1 12 2010
Jef

wala lang.. sinabi ko lang na marami sila.. end of story.

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2 12 2010
eddibumangon

Pasalamat ka kay PH ‘di pinalusot comment ko. Anong klaseng lohika ginamit mo? hahaha.

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1 12 2010
esa

Not necessarily. One may give comments but may not participate in the survey.

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2 12 2010
bob

@Jef

Wow! Anong klaseng lohika ang ginamit mo? Di kapani-paniwala.

Ganito na ba talaga ang kalagayan ng edukasyon sa Pilipinas?

Kaya mo bang bawiin ang mga sinabi mo at nang di nagmimistulang nakikipag-usap ka lang sa salamin?

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2 12 2010
Jef

Mahirap makipagtalo sa BOBo..

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2 12 2010
karaangbugoy

Mahirap daw makipagtalo sa bobo, sabi ni Jef, kaya wag na tayong makipagtalo sa kanya. Peace?

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3 12 2010
bob a.k.a BP

Jef (17:15:32) :

Mahirap makipagtalo sa BOBo..

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Look who’s talking? Only a fool could conceive that idea…. or should I say, that twisted logic?

By the way, mas mahirap naman makipagtalo sa sarado ang utak. Nahuli ka na, tumatanggi ka pa. Mahirap ba talagang tanggapin ang katotohanan na nagkamali ka?

Pero medyo pinahanga mo ako ha. Nakilala mo na ako si bobo considering that my email address wasn’t published.

Seems that you’re not that stupid after all.

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3 12 2010
eddibumangon

Sa lahat ng bobo na nakikipagtalo kay Jef, bigyan nyo sya ng isang linggo para ma-gets na di pala pang-mensa IQ nya.

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1 12 2010
chumliit

if i won 741M plus,hindi ako maghehesitate na tumakbo papuntang PCSO para i-claim yon..741M yun noh!pwede na ko bumili ng bagong computer pra mas maayos ko na mabasa ang blog nato 🙂 atbp.

i was wondering pano nman binibigyan ng PCSO ng tulong yung mga pumupunta sa kanila for charity..madami rin kasi ako naencounter nung student days ko na patients na nilalakad ang PCSO.

oh,69.may naalala ako dito n2man ako.hehehe 😀 anyway,i am 100% agree sa RH bill..i know its not pro-abortion,so saan napulot ung idea na abortion ang laman nun?and nasa iyo nman kung natural or artificial ang gusto mo.try mo!hmp.

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1 12 2010
vet lac

According to Pulse Asia, 69 percent of Filipinos support the Reproductive Health bill. Catholic bishops described the figure as scandalous.

Panalo to.hehe

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1 12 2010
senior60

so, sino nga ba talaga ang winner, si aquino or si arroyo….

ako naman ay naniniwala na mayroon talagang true winner,

congratulations to you, kung sino ka man, spend it wisely…

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4 12 2010
floi

kakilala mo o ikaw?hehe

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1 12 2010
promdi

Re your current survey: Sa Pilipinas lang naman madalas kambal-malas ang mga jackpot winners! bakit ba sa USA, pinapapresscon pa ang winner at sandamakmak na feature interviews ang ginagawa ng mga mags at broadsheets. Madalas nakikicelebrate pa ang general public… e dito, susmaryosep! at naaykupuu! ang waiting sa ‘yo. we’ve heard a number of reported and unreported accounts of mishaps and misfortunes that have happened to windfall winners of lottery draws, even bingos here, so that winning, sa totoo lang, has become one great scare! why, where’s the rub? poverty? want? or corrupted culture?? where have all our values gone? samantala, lotto mania and the likes thrive and have been continually spreading like wildfire, despite the threat of running for your life after the win, should you ever do!

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1 12 2010
etchosera

…. tapos ‘Teh, anong nangyari?

Daliiii! Spluk mo na!

I’m so excited na kasi eh.

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1 12 2010
lei

Lately, your posts lacked the usual bite and the Vetellano Acosta bit has become a tired act (but like your fave team, the Lakers which has a 3 game slump, I know you’ll bounce back). Sorry if my comments are a bit harsh but as a genuine fan of this blog I have to air it out.

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2 12 2010
professionalheckler

nahhh, it’s okay.

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1 12 2010
wang

hu started this “first!” and “una ako!” trend? hehehe… but i liked it… anyways, i have a message for the Lotto Winner…

Dear Lotto Winner: Huwag ka nang malungkot. Andito na ako…ang matagal mo nang hinahanap na kapatid.

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2 12 2010
etchosera

pwede po ba akong tumawa?

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4 12 2010
floi

eh di magkapatid din pala tayo?hahaha

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2 12 2010
JR Lopez Gonzales

Laughed at “69”. 🙂

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2 12 2010
TOMADOR

Congrats to the Lotto Winner!

Sana magpa ambon ka sa mga kababayan mo sa Olongapo!

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2 12 2010
chantaleco

“Dear Lotto Winner: Sana totoo ka. Sana hindi kami binobola ng PCSO.” LOL! Oo nga, sana nga ay hindi bola…baka binubulsa na nila yung pot money..

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4 12 2010
floi

baka basketbolista sila…MVP siguro…hahaha

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2 12 2010
jianne

be safe, dear lotto winner!
sa mga whiners dito, may your luck be better next time. :))

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4 12 2010
floi

hmmmm…bait mo naman….sana kunin ka na ni lord…joke joke joke!

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3 12 2010
iroppoi

dear lotto winner,
kung sino ka man at nasaan ka man, nais kong malamn mo
an ako ang SOULMATE mo!!!

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4 12 2010
floi

magkikita na lang kayo sa kawalan kung ganun….hehe

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4 12 2010
floi

hahaha…………super ang post mo PH……really made my day!

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5 12 2010
yonba kaba

anu kya masasagot ng malacanang dto?

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