MANNY “PACMAN” PACQUIAO has defeated his much bigger opponent, Antonio “Tijuana Tornado” Margarito of Mexico. He has now won big fights against Margarito, Oscar De La Hoya, and Miguel Cotto. His next target? Either the Senate or the vice presidency.
Sarangani Rep. Manny Pacquiao has beaten Antonio Margarito of Mexico. Margarito, who was 17-pound heavier, was Pacquiao’s second toughest opponent to date… next only to Darlene Antonino-Custodio.
Beaten black and blue by Manny Pacquiao, Antonio Margarito is now known as “The Tijuana Tostado.”
Before the fight, official stats revealed Antonio Margarito was 4.5 inches bigger than Manny Pacquiao… to which, Jinkee Pacquiao said, “Didma! Belieb me, nasa performance ‘yan.”
Manny Pacquiao demolished Antonio Margarito to win the WBC super welterweight championship. He is now the 8-time, 2-timing fighting congressman from the Philippines.
According to rumors, Asst. Sec. Mai Mislang was using a secret Twitter account while watching the bout. Observers had reason to believe it was Mislang who owned the account because of the “nature” of the tweets. One tweet said, “margarito sucks @rickycarandang” And yet another said, “crossing pacquiao’s path is the easiest way to die.” And finally, one tweet read, “sorry pacman pero mas pogi si margarito.”
Manny Pacquiao won every round on one scorecard, 120-108, and was ahead 119-109 and 118-110 on the other two. The Associated Press scored it 120-108, a shutout for Manny. As expected, Kantar-TNS scored it 118-110… for ABS-CBN.
Ringside punch stats showed Pacquiao landed 474 punches while Margarito had 229. Vetellano Acosta landed 12. [Na naman?!?]
The People’s Champ dominated Antonio Margarito, and his heavier opponents with his speed. Pacman’s speed has become legend… although sometimes, as Jinkee confessed, “Nakakainis din kapag sobra siyang bilis.”
This just in: The World Boxing Council is checking reports Antonio Margarito has renounced his Mexican citizenship after his loss. Rumors have it Margarito has turned Japanese. Right click here for the supposed “evidence.”
Despite their compatriot’s defeat, a contingent of Mexicans still managed to party in Texas after the fight. However, tension ensued between a bar manager and a group of Mexicans when waiters reportedly served them bloody margarita.
Manny Pacquiao exuded confidence when he entered the stadium for the title fight. He was accompanied by the usual suspects – trainer Freddie Roach, conditioning coach Alex Ariza, and Dyan Castillejo.
Photo of the Weak
Ano ang sinasabi ng lalaking nakapula sa gawing kaliwa?
A: “O, bakit galit na naman kayo? Puwede ba, ‘wag mainggit? Close kami eh. Anong pakialam n’yo?
B: “Ronald, anak… kung nanonood ka d’yan sa Hong Kong… para sa ‘yo, ang laban na ‘to!”
C: “Teka, teka. Hindi ko alam na may photographer eh. Na-set up ako! Na-set up ako!”
Free TV Telecast
Watching the fight on free TV, Filipinos realized three things: no boxer could match Pacquiao’s speed; Manny’s still the best fighter pound-for-pound, and GMA 7 yet again, was in another time zone.
Thrilled
Hundreds if not thousands of Filipinos including expats witnessed the 12-round bout between Manny Pacquiao and Antonio Margarito in malls, restaurants, and hotels. Asked to describe the fight, a Briton said, “Awesome!” A lawyer said, “Tough!” And an APO member said, “Explosive!”
National Anthem
Recording artist Zyrene Parsad sang the Philippine national anthem before the Pacquiao-Margarito fight. Those who caught her rendition of ‘Lupang Hinirang’ were inclined to believe she’s a graduate of the ‘Erwin Tulfo Accent-Accentan Academy.’
Ate Guy
Nora Aunor’s alleged tweet while watching the Pacquiao-Margarito fight:
“delia MAGA na ang mukha ni margarito. mamaya, babagsak na ‘yan sa FLOR contemplacion. go manny! #iDIDnotKILLanybody #changgiPRISON”
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“Champions aren’t made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them – a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina, they have to be a little faster, they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill.”
~ Muhammad Ali
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first here! mabuhay ka, Rep. Manny!
at mabuhay ka rin, TPH! 😀
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ikaw din, buhay na buhay…dhil ikaw ang 1st d2 ngayon! congrats!!! 🙂
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The People’s Champ dominated Antonio Margarito, and his heavier opponents with his speed. Pacman’s speed has become legend… although sometimes, as Jinkee confessed, “Nakakainis din kapag sobra siyang bilis.”
Hahahahaha! Nice one, PH!
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ano ba yan. nasira naman gabi ko nakadikit na naman si chavit 😀
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go, chavit! 😀 sa pic na iyan (pakman at chavit!) :
Dalawang Mukha ng Tagumpay!
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Yung kumanta ng “Lupang Hinirang” parang Disney Character. Parang si Charice din na kumanta ng “Lupang Hinirang” sa inugurasyon ni PNoy nag mukha din na poor copy ni Cinderella… 😀
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Ang lamya-lamya ng pagkanta ng national anthem. Nakakaantok, buti hindi nakatulog si Manny, didn’t affect his performance. in the ring. And to think she did much research and had vocal training to do this? ;-(
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Bakit ganun ang accent niya… Yong kanta niya Tagalog, ginawa niyang Merkano….
Katula niya yong mga spokening stateside na yong Manila ay nagiging Maynela. o kaya Maykayti o kaya Maylabon, o kaya Mayndaylooyong…
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Mukhang palaka yang si Chavit.
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The best ka pa din Idol TPH!
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kahit may text vote pa (uso na yan ngayon!) mananalo pa rin si Pakyaw… Yung Miss Photogenic nga ng Miss Universe khit ndi kagandahan ang rep ng Pinas, panalo pa rin dhil sa text voting… 😀
Ano kaya mauso ang text vote sa boxing… 50% ng decision ay mula sa viewers 😀 😀 😀
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Panalo pa rin ang P-Noy pag meron text voting. Remember Efren Penaflorida (no offense meant to his winning though).
Kidding aside, Manny Pacquiao did us proud esp. after 5 months into P-Noy’s stint as president. We need a BALM to heal us and that balm is Manny Pacquiao. Inspite of his “misdeeds” last year re Krista affair (I want to sweep that under the rug forever), Pacquiao has made a turnaround for the better, went back to his game, is starting out to have the makings of a good public servant….Sana his focus on his game would be the same as his performance in the public service. Nakakabilib din talaga siya, he sings and plays basketball in between…therapy niya iyon…okay lang.
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Sorry, i mean, Panalo pa rin ang Pinoy (meaning, Pilipino/Filipino), not P-Noy (si Noynoy nga pala pag P-Noy. He-he!)
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@esa: Pwede na ba sya maging Presidente ng PI in the near future, say 2022 Presidential elections? It seems that it’s what his political handlers are aiming. Maybe they want to make him Arnold Schwarzenegger of the PI. 🙂
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meny peck yao!
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simply gr8 ang simply gr8 mo mister heckler…
again, congratulations pacquiao….
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ha ha! all of the above and sagot ko sa Photo of the Weak: ang lalaking nakapula!
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naay! shocking naman ang transformed face ni margarito! what a bloody and swelling way to change citizenship! wawa naman! di kaya ni vicky belo yan!!!
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ikaw nman, nakaya nga ni vicky yung mukha nya…kay margarito pa kaya?
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…. hmmmmm, no comment na nga lang ako.
Ito na nga lang pala ang sasabihin ko:
At least sugar mommy pa lang ako, di pa ako LOLA tulad ng iba diyan!
Hihihihihihihi!
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Read several tweets that some enterprising people will make a mask of Margarito’s face after the fight and sell it for next year’s Halloween events. Medyo naawa rin ako, buti na lang at katatapos lang ng Halloween 2010, otherwise they’d really make those masks and be able to sell them like hotcakes.
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8 titles in 8 weight classes – so 64 titles lahat? hehehe… 🙂 🙂 🙂
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love the game! at singbilis ni pacman ang pagblog ha! =)
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kaya nga naka tweet kaagad ang nagmamagandang mislang na “sori pakman mas pogi si margarito…
nag-tweet din si jinkee” dedma! belib me nasa performance yan…
korak: sagot ni Ara at Krista 😀 😀
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Good news at last for the country. The first under the Aquino Administration
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the credit goes to PNoy! pero kung natalo si Pakman…the blame goes to GMA 😀 😀
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Agree ako, @Paul. 😦
Pilya ka talaga, @Lola Nila 🙂
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Congrats manny! 🙂
Kainis! ang daming commercials.bibili na lang ako ng DVD bukas. Sigurado meron na iyan sa quiapo.
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Sa Saudi pagkatos ng laban at 7:40am, available kaagad sa kalye ang DVD at around 7:58am…ganda pa ng kopya!!! 😀
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Flukuk!
Nakabili nga ako agad, bago ako pumasok sa work.
Hay naku Lola, working gurl ang drama ng etchosera these holidays kasi ang mga amo eh lahat nagsipagbakasyon, kaya ang mayordoma ang ginawang in-charge! Hayyyyy!
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@echosera: ndi ka pa pala amo?..sabi mo sa praise release mo sa mga Pinokyo…ikaw ang may ari ng company nyo!
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Naku Lola, bayaran din yung mga nag-praise release na yan! Ahihihihi!
Mudir lang ako sa company, pero wiz owner kasi Pinay pa rin talaga ako, ayoko magpa-convert!
Ahah ahah ahah!
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thanks congresmany for making us proud again and again times 8 ;p
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ayaw mong pasalamatan ang mga kongresman na nanood ng laban ni pakman sa texas?… marami sila to give support to manny…
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manny has proven once again that he is the best!
i have to say that dyan castillejo’s behaviour is already bordering on unprofessional. sometimes it looks like she’s too close to manny…too close for comfort.
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they are close, very very close…
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Rumors have it Margarito has turned Japanese. Right click here for the supposed “evidence.” –Nakakagimbal ang mukha ni Margarito up close. Japanese na Japanese! Well done, PH!
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Am glad the fight was focused on Manny…now that Krista is out of the picture….hope she really is.
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kawawa tlga pag Mexican kalaban ni manny..bangas bangas ulet..buti pa ung tga ghana..dinepensahan yung mukha para di mabugbog..=)
basta pogi kalaban ni manny pag ntapos na ung fight di na makilala..hehe
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kc galit si manny sa mga pogi… kya bugbog sarado ang mga mehikano… 😀
sa pagandahan (Miss Universe 2010), panalo ang Mehiko…
sa basagan ng mukha, panalo ang Pinas….
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basta pogi kalaban ni manny, after ng laban, mas pogi na si manny..
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major..major…maajor tamaaaahhhh!!! hahahaha
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congratulations manny.
nice one PH (or PHL na rin? or PHR?) 😉
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Okey na sana yung rendition sa huli lang may kunting modification. Sa accent naman sumimplang.
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Medyo flat nga ang pagkaka-kanta eh tapos inartehan pa kasi. Akala ko ba nagpaturo pa sya kay Ryan Cayabyab?
Bakit kasi hindi na lang si Lea Salonga ang pakantahin o di kaya si Charice?
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Hay naku, sabi ni PH eh graduate yan sa Erwin Tulfo Accent-accentan Academy….
eh bakit sa kunting modification lang eh sumimplang pa?
Hala! Ayoko na tuloy maniwala kay PH!
Ahah ahah ahah!
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Makakalimutan ng tao si GMA, pero si Vetelano Acosta maalala hanggang may bilangan ng stats hahaha!
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Watching Manny fight, one can readily see that he has the will and ability to take control of the situation no matter how adversarial – a psyche of a winner. A stark contrast to PNoy’s psyche of a loser – as seen in his responses to various crisis
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I like the Mislang “attributions” and the Muhammad Ali quote. I’ll “borrow” it ha. So my son will read it.
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congratulations
suggest congress now does some work
or will this be an excuse for more partying
and freeloading
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galing palang make-up artist ni Pacquiao ! Naging Japanese si Margarito “Tostado” lolz
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“…and GMA 7 yet again, was in another time zone.”
Oo nga. Could they not have aired it at the start as live esp. entrance, singing of national anthems. start of fight at round one then the ads to come in and have a sort of delayed telecast after round 1. Wish ko lang.
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… before naman, a few Manny’s bouts ago, di gaanong delayed ang broadcast ng gma7 it’s coverage would commence during the penultimate round or shortly before the finale of the actual bout. but now, nakapagsoft-drinks na ako, after the fight, saka pa lang inaawit ang mga national anthems. Think that’s too much of a wait for an already understood delayed broadcast! Palayo na nang palayo ang time zone ng gma7 far into the whirlwind of plugs and commercials. Marami ang nainip, naimbyerna pero marami pa rin ang nagtiyaga till the end, kahit madilim na!
balato… gma7! huh!
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I must congratulate you for your resourcefulness and apt posting of this quote Mr. PH. Manny Pacquiao is very much the epitome of the quote even if he wasn’t aware of Muhammad Ali’s quote. 🙂
“Champions aren’t made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them – a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina, they have to be a little faster, they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill.”
~ Muhammad Ali
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proud to be Pinoy!….keep it up professional heckler..:) your the best!
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GMA 7 WAS IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE!!! WAHAHA! PANALO! nakakaasar nman talga ang gma 7! ang dami comercials!!!
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sna sa TV5 ka na lang na nood. wa commercial doon. promise!!
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as in!! talaga…nakaka bwisit GMAsuck!!!
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Recording artist Zyrene Parsad sang the Philippine national anthem before the Pacquiao-Margarito fight. Those who caught her rendition of ‘Lupang Hinirang’ were inclined to believe she’s a graduate of the ‘Erwin Tulfo Accent-Accentan Academy.’
nadali mo PH 😀
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The Associated Press scored it 120-108, a shutout for Manny. As expected, Kantar-TNS scored it 118-110… for ABS-CBN.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lecheng Kantar yan! Wala ba talagang kahihiyan ang mga taong nagpapatakbo sa survey firm na yan?
Kung sabagay, what’s new with ABS-CBN? Kung yung mga pelikula nga ng Star Cinema, obvious namang nilalangaw sa takilya, tapos ang praise release eh mga box-office hit daw.
CHE!
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Only in the Phils. khit closed ang mga sinehan dhil sa lupit ng bagyo, kumikita pa rin ng ndi baba sa Ph35 million ang kanilang movie tulad ng One Day High… 😀
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Aminin na kasi nila na based pa rin sa AGB Mega Manila ang programming decisions nila. 😀
Example: TVP. 😀
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really love your blogs…
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Before the fight, official stats revealed Antonio Margarito was 4.5 inches bigger than Manny Pacquiao… to which, Jinkee Pacquiao said, “Didma! Belieb me, nasa performance ‘yan.”
– hagalpak ako sa tawa! simply gr8 si manny! pero simply gr8 din ikaw TPH! 🙂
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Parang namumuwalang ewan yung babaeng kumanta ng Lupang Hinirang. Pero hayop sa gimik, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders FTW! (Auto-tuned nga lang, he he he).
Bumilib ako kay Pacquiao for showing mercy, be it genuine (oh yes, pun intended) or not. Not just sportsmanship but diplomacy. Traits na sana ay nakuha man lang kahit konti ni Mislang, he he he.
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In fairness, Mommy Dionisia raised Manny Pacquiao well. We may raise our eyebrows on some of Manny’s past indiscretions (like the Krista R. thing) and maybe Mommy D.’s funny antics (like way of dressing and dancing – ibigay na natin sa kanya kasi therapy niya iyan) but those should be swept under the rug. On the whole, Mommy D. raised her kids well even after abandonment by hubby. Her prayerfulness and trust in GOD really rubbed off on Manny. Hope Manny turns out to be a good public servant, away from the influence of Chavit et.al.
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ano pa ba ang babasagin kay Mislang… kung baga sa painting…ang kara ni Mislang ay ma-ihantulad sa “ABSTRACT”! 😀
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“ABSTRACT”! and lupet mo. hehehe
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After this fight, all I can say is… keep running, Floyd.
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Who is Floyd?
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Floyd Samartino?
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Floyd Gayweather is next…
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ano ba yang kumanta ng phils. national anthem…artehan ba naman ang pagkanta,,,may american twang pa siya sa pagkanta,,,,foreigner ba yan? palpak pa rin….parang katulad din siya ng ibang pilipino na sasabihin lang ang salitang PARA (as if), pero kung bigkasin ay PAHRAH,,,,,,,umiikot ang dila na parang inasinan,,,,,ha ha ha ha ha
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Hmmmmmp! Puro na lang kayo pintas!
Parang ako!
Ahihihihihihi!
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But for all of Margarito’s humiliation, he did what we can only dream to do: punch a Philippine congressman in the face. Note: Giawat ra ni nako kang Jarius Bondoc.
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sabi ng lalaki naka pula…
D. buti na lang hindi na hingi ng balato si manny sa milyon-milyon panalo ko sa pustahan.
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congrats manny! we are very proud of you!!yehhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeey
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Yung lalaking nakapula sa picture mukahang di ganong masaya mukhang sa kalaban yata pumusta hahaha!
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obius naman kase sino panalo, sa record palang alm na..
wla sa lake yan hehe
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