TV5 is unfazed by the changes on ‘TV Patrol.’ On ‘Willing Willie,’ it will field an ex-future First Lady.
Valenzuela City Councilor Shalani Soledad said she was persuaded to accept the co-hosting offer of TV5 because she’ll be doing “public service.” When NBN4 executives heard this, they said, “Sayang! Had we known, inoffer sana namin sa kanya ang ‘Damayan!’”
In an interview, Willie Revillame said Shalani Soledad reminded him of the late Princess Diana. Shalani returned the compliment by telling Willie he reminded her of Princess Punzalan.
Radical changes are being implemented by ‘TV Patrol’ and ‘Willing Willie.’ Meanwhile, GMA 7 is monitoring both stations, beinte-kwatro oras.
‘TV Patrol’ has two new anchors; ‘Willing Willie’ has a new co-host… and ’24Oras’ has a new plug.
To give way to Julius Babao, Henry Omaga Diaz was removed from the late-night newscast ‘Bandila.’ He has since been given a ‘morning’ assignment.
Ces Drilon, the significant other of a Presidential Communications Group secretary will remain on ‘Bandila.’ This info was leaked to the press even before an official announcement was made.
The popular children’s show ‘Batibot’ is also making a TV comeback via TV5. Remember Big Bird on ‘Sesame Street?’ Rumors say ‘Batibot’ will have a similar female character. To give you an idea of how she would look like, right click here.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning:
“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.”
President Aquino to Mar Roxas:
“How do I love thee? Let me count the null votes.”
President Aquino to Interior Undersecretary Rico E. Puno:
“How do I love thee? Let me count the guns.”
Vice President Jejomar Binay to “brod:”
“How do I love thee? Let me count the defense lawyers.”
Supreme Court to UP Law:
“How do I love thee? Let me copy some ways.”
Mai Mislang to Vietnam:
“How do I love thee? Let me count the pogi.”
Gabby Lopez to Noli De Castro:
“How do I love thee? Let me count the cash.”
Congressman Kapalmuks to pork barrel:
“How do I loot thee? Let me count the ways.”
CBCP to LBTG Rights advocates:
“How do I loathe thee? Let me count the gays.”
Exec. Secretary Paquito ‘Jojo’ Ochoa to Vina Morales:
“How do I love thee? Let me drink to that!”
ABS-CBN to Willie Revillame:
“How do I loathe thee? Let me count the suits.”
First Philippine Industrial Corp. (FPIC) to West Tower Condominium residents:
“How do I ‘leak’ thee? Let me count the pipes.”
Karen Davila to ABS-CBN:
“How do I leave thee? Let me count the offers.”
Hayden Kho to Vicki Belo:
“How do I love thee? Let me count the surgeries.”
Councilor Shalani Soledad to President Aquino:
“How do I spite thee? Let me count on Willie.”
“When television is good, nothing is better. When it’s bad, nothing is worse.”
~Newton N. Minow
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