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3 10 2010


President Aquino’s First 100 Days in Office

June 30:
– Experienced the longest limousine ride of his life with his former economics teacher
– Took his oath of office
– Declared war against the “wangwang”
– Committed his first ever mistake: the issuance of the confusing Memorandum Circular No. 1
– Sang a pitchy version of “Estudyante Blues” at a street party

July 1:
– Re-issued the “fine-tuned” Memorandum Circular No. 1
– Palace spokesman argued with reporters and refused to call it a “boo-boo”
Whatevs!

July 4:
– Did some target shooting in Antipolo City with his future brother-in-law Junjun Binay

July 9:
– Appointed Jesse Robredo as secretary of “DILG” but failed to inform the public that Robredo would be in charge only of the LG leaving the DI to another shooting buddy

July 13:
– Partied with the Malacañang Press Corps
– Sang a song and scored 85. Outside, a heavy downpour.
– Sang another song, scored 78. Outside, strong winds blew from the northeast.
– Typhoon Basyang hit Metro Manila

July 14:
– Stormed the NDCC office and reprimanded PAGASA for its “failure” to accurately predict the path of Typhoon Basyang
– Went back to the palace, logged on to Facebook and deleted from his list of friends PAGASA chief Prisco Nilo

July 22:
– While angry mobs busted pipes; schools suspended classes, and people fought over a pail of water, government announced that there was ‘no water crisis’

July 26:
– Played safe in his first State of the Nation Address: no major promises
– Admitted that the government was almost bankrupt and blamed the Arroyo administration
– Exposed the excesses of MWSS executives

July 27:
– Played fair. Announced the appointment of Balay Group’s Ricky Carandang and Samar Group’s Herminio Coloma to the Presidential Communications Group

July 31:
– In agony, watched his sister Kris as she announced on TV her admiration for Junjun Binay
– Phoned Junjun Binay and apologized for his sister’s “usual” behavior

August 6:
– To everyone’s surprise, fired Dr. Prisco Nilo of PAGASA

August 23:
– Hostage crisis happened
– Performed a disappearing act
– Isko Moreno took over.

August 24:
– Re-appeared on TV shortly after midnight and answered questions on the hostage crisis
– Smiled during the press con

August 26:
– Censored his Facebook Like Page following a barrage of angry, racist, and obscene comments from Hong Kong Chinese nationals, and Filipinos as well
– Dr. Prisco Nilo clicked “Unlike”

August 27:
– An intoxicated Little President reportedly spotted at the Manila Peninsula lobby with a has-been singer-actress

August 31:
– Welcomed Miss Universe 4th Runner Up Maria Venus Raj to Malacañang

September 1:
– Palace spokesman denied existence of factions in Cabinet
Peks man? Cross your heart and hope to die?

September 3:
– Without a single official taking responsibility for the botched hostage rescue, he apologized (11 days after the incident); saving everyone’s asses in the process

September 7:
– Revealed differences with Jesse Robredo (We knew it!)
– Enrico Puno’s popularity (or infamy) surged

September 9:
– No holds barred interview with three generations of TV news anchors: Mel Tiangco, Ted Failon and Paolo Bediones
– Foolishly admitted on live TV that he received an insulting letter from Hong Kong
What were you thinking?!

September 13:
– Sworn in members of the so-called “Truth Commission”
Isang malaking good luck!

September 13:
– Ordered the PNP and the DILG to eradicate jueteng, and then declared: “Tapos na ang maliligayang araw nila!”
Isa pang malaking good luck!

September 14:
– Challenged Archbishop Emeritus Oscar Cruz to name his two trusted aides who were allegedly receiving jueteng payola
– Vowed to penalize the two aides. His exact words: “Pasensiyahan tayo, walang awang mangyayari!”

September 17
– Received a copy of the IIRC Report on the hostage crisis
– Released the full report to the Chinese
– Released a portion of the report to the Filipinos

September 20
– Left for the United States with BFF Mar Roxas

September 21:
– Archbishop Oscar Cruz identified the president’s shooting buddy Enrico Puno and former PNP chief Jesus Versoza as “ultimate recipients” of jueteng payola
– Archbishop Cruz revealed “’Yong asawa ni Barretto” visited and ordered him to “go easy” on the president’s shooting buddy

September 23:
– Spent $54 on hotdogs on a New York sidewalk with BFF Mar Roxas and another Balay Group member Cesar Purisima,

September 24:
– Told the press he would not sack Enrico Puno (See September 14 entry; second line)… because the man is entitled to “due process” (See August 6 entry)
– Delivered an address at the UN General Assembly with some 20 official UN representatives in attendance

September 24:
– “Yong asawa ni Barretto” denied telling Archbishop Cruz to “go easy” on the President’s shooting buddy; lectured the media on news gathering and reporting

September 25:
– Spent seven minutes with Barack Obama
First world leaders get 15 minutes

September 25:
– Lito Lapid filed a bill limiting the weight of children’s bag

September 28:
– Returned to the Philippines with US$2.4 billion new investments
– Distributed a bar of chocolate each to his sisters, and a “secret gift” (read: wala) to his girlfriend

September 29:
– Shalani Soledad denied rumored breakup with the President
(May alam kami.)

September 30:
– (Almost) excommunicated!
(‘Di pa man nakakasal, excommunicated na. Patay tayo d’yan!)

October 1:
– Palace spokesman gave the Aquino administration a passing mark for its first three months in office
(Love your own!)

The honeymoon period is done.
100 days are gone.
2,090 days to go.
2016: Are we there yet?
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“There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”
~Will Rogers

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94 responses

3 10 2010
sulatkamay101

wala lang, first to comment, jeje

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4 10 2010
Lola Nila

September 25:
– Lito Lapid filed a bill limiting the weight of children’s bag
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erase! erase!
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September 28:
– Returned to the Philippines with US$2.4 billion new investments
– Distributed a bar of chocolate each to his sisters, and a “secret gift” (read: wala) to his girlfriend
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Lagi na lang ganyan. everytime pupunta ang pres sa ibang bansa, laging may dalang pledge…pangakong napapako!
Wawa naman si Soledad, kahit yema o polburon ay wala!
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September 29:
– Shalani Soledad denied rumored breakup with the President
(May alam kami.)
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Naku, wawa ka Inday Soleng. Forever virgin ka dyan. Bka matulad ka kay Lola Karing, hanggang ngayon…birhen pa rin!!
_______________________________________________________________
September 30:
– (Almost) excommunicated!
(‘Di pa man nakakasal, excommunicated na. Patay tayo d’yan!)
———-
Naku, PNoy maraming simbahan dyan..wag kang mag-ala2!!
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October 1:
– Palace spokesman gave the Aquino administration a passing mark for its first three months in office
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😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

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3 10 2010
Chico

Oki na sana, pero napaka-selective nga lang ng mga pangyayari na naka-post dito.

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4 10 2010
Paul

Please mention something that he did brilliantly or even just right in the last three months so that we will be enlightened

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4 10 2010
etchosera

gawa ka rin ng blog mo! yung mga akala mong na-miss out dito na mga pangyayari eh isulat mo din. tapos bigyan mo kami ng link para mabasa din namin…… para makumpleto na at maging masaya ka, okey?

Ang hangad kasi ng blog na ito ay mapasaya ang mga readers! di ba obvious yun sayo?

chico na nga… naging ampalaya pa! hmmmmp!

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4 10 2010
Lola Nila

ang taray!!! 😀 😀 😀

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4 10 2010
eddibumangon

Eh di magpost ka rin ng selections mo. I challenge all the yellows out there: list all the good things that happen to this country in the 100 days of this Pang-gulo.

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3 10 2010
napadaan lang

“September 30:
– (Almost) excommunicated!
(‘Di pa man nakakasal, excommunicated na. Patay tayo d’yan!)”

HAHAHA winner! :))

Tapos na ang 100 days ng pagpapa-cute. Sana lang, ipakita nya na kung ano ba talaga ang kaya gawin ng admin nya. Hindi yung lagi nlang nya sinisisi ang previous government sa mga failure ng admin nya. Oo na, madumi nga siguro yung previous administration. Pero sana higitan nya muna yung mga achievements na nagawa nito (dahil meron naman talaga kahit papaano diba?) bago nya siraan si Gloria.

Move on, PNoy! Mas dapat mong pagtuunan ng pansin ang Tuwid na Daan! Wag ka nang lilingon pabalik dahil kahit tuwid ang daan mo eh pwede ka pa rin mabangga!

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4 10 2010
promdi

naku, sabi nanga ba, it’s not really enough that you elect a clean leader baga! what happens kung you hardly know how to identify clean company to come with you sa “tuwid na daan?” ano, hit and hit and then miss and miss? sabi ni oscar wilde… “even if you’re on the right tract, you’ll be run over if you don’t move.” sabi naman natin, even if you’re on the right tract (kaya?!), you’ll go unapt, kung mga isinasama mo, palpak!”

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6 10 2010
alikabok

korek! wag ka na kasing lilingon pa P/Noy. Focus ka lang sa tuwid mong landas ng me mangyarin sa paglalakad nating lahat. Ikaw ang lider, dapat maging matatag ka sa mga hamon, wag maduduwag. wag ng sisihin ang dating administrasyon, bagkos pasalamatan sa mga nagawa ..ok?

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4 10 2010
chihuahua

2090 pa to go na puro kababawan, san kaya tayo pupulutin nito after 6 years?

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4 10 2010
Stephen Chan

whoever voted for this idiot are all idiots like him! topa topa barega! walang bawian ng palabra!

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4 10 2010
eddibumangon

make that 15 million idiots! (sori na lang sa mga prens ko, but i have to say this) 🙂

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5 10 2010
Anonymous

Korek ka dyan!i always wonder y here in Philippines, idiots are getting bigger and bigger..hayyyy

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4 10 2010
ranjit

i’m glad i never voted for noynoy!!! i’m proud of myself! talo man si Gibo, at least hindi ako tumulong ilagay ang isang idiot sa phil. presidency!

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4 10 2010
derdo

has-been singer actress na talaga si **** *******? Kawawa naman.

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4 10 2010
Paul

A clear slide from mediocrity to ineptitude

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4 10 2010
AKRHO

Pasingit sa June 30
– Posed for picture with entire family (except future ex-brother in law James Yap) in Malacanang Palace

August 19
– Robin Padilla and Mariel Rodriguez get married in India, just to have a convenient excuse not to return to Pilipinas Win na Win

Pasingit sa August 23
– Had a massage

Pasingit sa Sept 17
– Immediately formed a committe (supposedly composed of Malacanang attorneys) to REVIEW the report of the IIRC (which incidentally means, Incident Investigation and REVIEW Committee) headed by the Attorney-General

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4 10 2010
etchosera

Hmmmmmmm….. inaantok ako!

Makaidlip nga muna!

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4 10 2010
Pongster

For the good of our country, I sure hope the President and his men do well in the coming days.

It’s a bad sign when some people are thinking that certain crisis situations would have been handled much better by the supposedly reviled PGMA administration.

PNoy should stop listening to what the people around him ask him to do. Instead, he should start doing what he feels is right for the country. He is the President now and he does not have to take one adviser’s advice which expectedly contradict the advice of another adviser. His own conscience is his best counsel.

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4 10 2010
kaye

yup, for the good of the country, we all hope he will eventually do things right.

but what do you expect from a president who had to get the advise of the pink sisters (tama ba?) before he could decide to run for the presidency? That was already a preview of what his administration would be like…Nothing now is surprising… 😦

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5 10 2010
Anonymous

Tumpak, ma’am. Questionable talaga ang kanyang decision making skills. Kung ang simpleng dilemma (tatakbo sa presidency or hindi) kailangan pa ng advice at ilang araw na retreat sa Pink Sisters, ano pa kaya kung isang major-major problem? 1 month retreat at saka advice from San Pedro? God save the Philippines!

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4 10 2010
etchosera

Aylayk July 31! It’s so BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hayyyyyyyy! Asan ba ako nung araw na yun?

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4 10 2010
eddibumangon

**scrolls up to see what’s on July 31**….Agree! 🙂

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5 10 2010
Noynoy

You have no life!

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5 10 2010
eddibumangon

as if ikaw at ang namesake mo meron. @ age 50, naglalaro ng playstation, kumakain ng hotdog pero walang papa, may dyowa nga pero kinikilabutan naman, etc. etc. 🙂

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4 10 2010
Danique

Dr. Prisco Nilo clicked “Unlike”

Hahaha. I so like this. Press on, PH!

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4 10 2010
Jayson

He actually did something in that 100 days? That’s a surprise!

As per observation, the first 100 days was nothing more than a payback time for him and his supporters. There wasn’t anything substantial, nothing that would make you hallucinate that the Philippines actually elected a president and not just another dummy for those who have assisted him.

As the saying say, tell me who your friends are and I’ll tell you how much you promised them, or birds of the same feather makes a good feather duster for nothing but meaningless issues.

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4 10 2010
achü

2016 – are we there yet? wag muna, tatanda tau agad. ü

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4 10 2010
mommy

Poor Prisco NIlo, of all the people that should’ve been sacked by now, siya ang pinagdiskitahan. Was he given DUE PROCESS?

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4 10 2010
hansie

2016 Are we there yet?
Classic!
A fitting line to end a funny summary.

Seriously though, I hope the President and the Cabinet will go deeper to solving the problems of the country and will not just resort to posturing and PR stunts.
Everybody knows that the hotdog lunch is mainly a PR stunt.
In the end, people will ask and demand for more relevant and substantial measures to end their miseries.

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4 10 2010
qwertyasdf

nice read! bakit parang konti pa lang nag-comment? (time zone difference?)
sana lang hindi pa end of the world sa 2012, shet si Pnoy last president natin? so tapos na pala 100 days. ano nang nangyari? parang puro kapalpakan lang naalala ko ah.

gusto ko ung crossed out portion para kay sen. lapid. haha.

regards from KSA

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4 10 2010
towardstheflow

wha ha ha!!!!!!!always looking forward to your POST!

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4 10 2010
thepiaya

Distributed a bar of chocolate each to his sisters, and a “secret gift” (read: wala) to his girlfriend. . . . .LOL!

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4 10 2010
blueheart16

super like ito..pero ang fan page ni PNoy eh iuunlike ko na rin..like sir nilo prisco done. ~_~

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4 10 2010
rene

isa ka talagang alamat pag dating sa pang o okray!! LOL!!

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4 10 2010
iroppoi

highlight ng 100 days…?
hotdog-eating w/ bff roxas!!!

what an achievement!!!

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4 10 2010
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4 10 2010
Renato Pacifico

I am totally against Reproductive Health. Philippines is 80% christians. 20% Muslims. We must follow the tenet of God’s teachings. The church should ex-communicate couples using contraceptives including Benign0.

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4 10 2010
etchosera

I respect YOUR opinion.

However, it doesn’t necessarily mean that I agree with you.

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4 10 2010
Renato Pacifico

Benign0 ate New York hotdogs for $54.00 compared to GMA that spent more than yearly salary of average Filipino.

Benign0 brought in investments.

Benign0 brought in aids.

He is against wang-wang.

He WILL professionalize SWAT.

What is wrong with you people?

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4 10 2010
etchosera

You talkin’ to me?

I’m sorry, I’m not the psychiatrist on duty today! Bye!

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4 10 2010
promdi

oo nga naman! next guy, please!

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4 10 2010
beach_boy

ayos ……..

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4 10 2010
Renato Pacifico

May Jesus Christ have mercy on your souls. May Jesus Christ deliver you from Hell in atonement of your sins.

I suggest you sit and think before you post in favor of reproductive health

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5 10 2010
maxlip

you mean it’s a sin to use condoms?

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4 10 2010
Renato Pacifico

I will pray for you people are are being misguided by the devil for Jesus Christ to save your souls.

This reproductive health is more about liberated sex more than responsible sex.

PLEASE SAY THE NOVENA EVERY NIGHT FOR SEVEN DAYS SO YOU CAN SEE THE SPARK OF ENLIGHTENMENT

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4 10 2010
etchosera

there you go again… judging people with your holier-than-thou attitude! It’s is you who needs enlightenment!

I suggest that instead of praying for our souls, please pray for yourself…. that you will be gifted with an open mind and heart to be able to see things as they really are and not as what you want them to be.

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5 10 2010
kaye

whoa! etchos! clap clap naman ako sayo! muntik nako magka-epistaxis ah. hahahaha! 😉

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5 10 2010
maxlip

amen to that etchos.

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5 10 2010
etchosera

@ kaye:

Tama naman ako, divaneng? Naiirita kasi ako sa mga ganyan klaseng tao, yung mga nakabasa lang ng dalawa’t kalahating pahina sa Bibliya eh akala mo kung sinong napakalinis at napakabanal na; at wala nang pakundangan kung gamitin ang pangalan ng Diyos!

Pero iha, in furnace ha, now ko lang nalaman na ang mga epis diyan sa inyo ay nagtataxi na! Wow! Ay major major na talaga yan, ha?

Di na rin ako magtataka kung nagta-tricycle na rin ang mga langgam diyan sa inyo! Ahihihihihihi!

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6 10 2010
kaye

@Etchos

hahaha! oh yes, ipis na nagtataxi, marami nyan!

But yeah, self-righteous people…marami rin niyan. 😉

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4 10 2010
Paul

Save your own soul. We only need to save money by having fewer children.

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5 10 2010
Brixter

Whatever!! hahaha

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5 10 2010
Anonymous

sir, i suggest you read first the bill before making unwarranted comment! be informed sir! pls! for Jesus’ sake!

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5 10 2010
eddibumangon

Sarado na ba ang FV at dito ka naman nagkakalat? 🙂

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8 10 2010
har har har

sorry, not a catholic. say your novena for yourself and for your president who knows nothing but to brag about anything he could brag on just to save his ass. and you think that eating $54 hotdog is something good? masyado naman yata ibinababa ng presidente mo ang dignidad at image ng mga pinoy, panghotdog sa mga hotdog stand lang. no wonder he spent 7 minutes with obama, pangthird world country. har har har

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4 10 2010
Comment Lang Po

dapat pumunta si Mr. Prisco Nilo sa NLRC for ILLEGAL TERMINATION kasi di binigyan ng DUE PROCESS…

sabi nga, nakikila ang isang tao sa kanyang kilos at gawa (o HINDI pagkilos o HINDI paggawa) at hindi sa mga pa cute ng PR companies nya…

at sabi nga ng lola ko, kung ano ang puno, yun sigurado ang bunga… pero pag hilaw pa ang mangga, maasim talaga… sana nagpahinog muna si PNOY kasi halatadong di pa talaga niya kayang sumabak sa kanyang sinuong na tungkulin…

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5 10 2010
coach

sir hindi po yata sa NLRC kasi government emloyee siya. baka may grievance mechanism or something ang Civil Service. Pero pag bureau chief kasi walang security of tenure.

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4 10 2010
checkmate

nyahaha kulet ng first 100 days, taas talaga ng expectations ng tao kay pnoy, ano ba maaasahan sa isang congressman at senador sa ilalim ni PGMA na wala man lang accomplishment nung time nya? konting tiis na lang 2016 na, yan ay kung aabot sya sa 2016 hehehe

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5 10 2010
Paul

He had no serious accomplishment since birth and even before he won any public office

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4 10 2010
observer lang

P-noy, honeymoon-honeymoon ka pa dyan … rite of passage lang yan … kung walang passion, bale wala ang intention … eh kay shalani pa lang, mukhang malasado ka na, paano pa sa sandamukal na problemang pambansa na sabay-sabay na, palala pa nang palala … tsk, tsk, … palagay ko kelangan mo pa muna ng mas intense na inspirasyon at motivation bago tayo may makitang light at the end of the tunnel. for the next 6 yrs minus the honeymoon, good luck!

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4 10 2010
kaye

PH, you forgot to include here the government hiring a US Firm for Noynoy’s US Trip.

I was trying to find out what substantial effort the President exerted during his first 100 days, but realized how futile this exercise was…maybe taking responsibility for what happened during the hostage crisis…after eleven days. haha!

On shalani denying rumors about their breakup…Let’s give her the benefit of the doubt. baka nga di pa nya alam na binreak na siya ni noynoy. Medyo malayo ang tinitirahan niya from the palace eh. 😀

That last quote is so true. Nothing beats getting your daily dose of katatawanan from the government. 😉

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4 10 2010
promdi

haha- haneep yung july 31!
yung kay shalani… na walang pasalubong. (huhuhu!), sana pg tinatanong sya ulit kung break na sila, sana sumagot na lang sya ng… “no comment!” o kaya , “sya na lang tanungin nyo!”… para medyo shobiz pero safe at hindi yung (me alam pa kami!) , kaya lang baka si mang edwin ang sumagot!…

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4 10 2010
anon

very clever and approproate reflection of someone who clearly is clueless.
other major achievements
gave up smoking for 12 hours
gave up on shalani – permanently
stuck up for puno and lim as the good guys
tried not to make a decision
restyled his hair
opened his mouth and put his foot in it- repeatedly
insulted the chinese
pretended all is well with everything
kept on smiling
went begging to the americans
kept roxas close at hand
sold sister kris to son binay to keep dad quiet
spent time alone in a padded cell
censored the palace web site
in malacanang no one can hear u scream

am sure the next 100 days will be just as much of a soap opera

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4 10 2010
eddibumangon

“gave up smoking for 12 hours”

hahaha. nakaligtaan ni Mr PH ito. this must really be a major major achievement for Pnoy. 🙂

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4 10 2010
flor cano

nakakatawa…..

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4 10 2010
anton

Dont forget,

Aug. 24 – Noynoy submits proposal for 2011 national budget, says there is a decrease in the budget of State Colleges and Universities
Sept. 23 – DBM’s Butch Abad denies there is such a budget cut
Sept. 24 – First-ever burning of a Noynoy effigy done by angry students

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4 10 2010
etchosera

Ayyyyy! Let’s forget na lang!

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5 10 2010
eddibumangon

Don’t forget also na binawasan din budget para sa aming mga OFWs, kaso forget ko na kung anong date ginawa. 🙂

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5 10 2010
etchosera

Hay naku Koya Eddi, wag na kasing umasa dyan sa mga budget budget para sa ating mga OFW. Mapupunta lang naman yan sa mga walang silbing mga tauhan ng mga embahada natin sa labas ng Pinas.

Mga leche sila! Imbes na tulungan yung mga naaabusong mga kababayan natin,….. ayun, ang pobresitong kabayan pa ang sinisisi sa mga pangyayari. I’m sure you have heard of these stories.

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4 10 2010
jde0218

July 4.
Did some target shooting in Antipolo City with his future brother-in-law Junjun Binay — nagbonding na agad ang magbayaw… tuwang tuwa si Kresteta jan.

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4 10 2010
CoJ

if the biggest achievement of your government for its first 100 days is the wangwang policy, there is something wrong,

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4 10 2010
etchosera

… with the wangwang?

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5 10 2010
karaangbugoy

Best comment mo ma’am.

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5 10 2010
eddibumangon

no, with the 100 days. 🙂

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4 10 2010
JR Lopez Gonzales

What if si SEN. RICHARD GORDON naging Pangulo natin at ‘di si Noynoy?

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5 10 2010
Anonymous

hay naku wag mo ng pangarapin..mainitin ulo nun..baka sya na lang natira ngayon sa palasyo kung nagkataon..hehehe…i wonder more, what if si GIBO president natin ngayon?

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5 10 2010
SmartyGreen

Magandang tanong…mas inspirado ang mga kabataan kung si G1BO kesa kay A*noy na puro bulakbol ang alam gawin. How can a president with NO RECORD of any accomplishment inspire the nation??? INCOMPETENCE is a way of life for this administration. May the people NEVER forget these happenings in 2016.

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7 10 2010
checkmate

nyahahaha mainitin nga ulo nun, kaya malamang tama si sir Anonymous, kay pnoy may “due process” pa eh… sa kalapit nya ^_^

iba kasi talaga pag may executive experience ang isang kandidato, hindi katulad ng nangangapa pa, nagmumukha talagang student government sabi nga ni sen. joker arroyo ^_^

pag si gibo, malamang parliament na tayo within at least 3 months + prime minister na si pgma ^_^

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4 10 2010
karaangbugoy

Hayyy salamat at magugunaw na ang mundo sa 2012. Di na tayo mag – antay pa ng 6 taon ng kapalpakan ni Pnoy at ang kanyang mga alipores.

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4 10 2010
rhadem morados

hahaha kakatawa naman nito

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4 10 2010
promdi

u believe in the age-old maxim: “first impression is lasting.”? sabi ng modern -ism, di na applicable. and i say, it is! all the first 100 days is a showcase of what will be and will have been. ano pa ba gusto natin… impulse firing (nilo pagasa); slow cooking (robredo/puno tandem), kristeta’s usual acting (walang ganyan sa ibang season!), laban-bawi memorandums; one of a kind metro bombing (sa mga unsuspecting ex-future lawyers!), and the top of it all (we’ve never seen like this before! remember?). the luneta hostage-taking!. these are mike tests 1-2-3!. and how has he fared? halleeer?! okay, birth pains; nanganganay (expression namin dine sa probins). cge, pagbigyan. wait na lang sa redeeming factor? sana dumating! and soon!

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5 10 2010
Eagle_Eye

August 6:
– To everyone’s surprise, fired Dr. Prisco Nilo of PAGASA

Dr. Nilo must be laughing all this time due to his good luck. Talk about “Blessing in Disguise” …… lawl

Buti nga sa inyo belat …. =))

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5 10 2010
WILMA SANTOS

PH, please do a similar parody, using Phil. events. This is very very funny.

http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-historical-events-had-facebook-statuses/

Thanks,

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5 10 2010
professionalheckler

hi. i think someone or some people have done something similar on facebook. mga local heroes and historical figures ang nag-facebook. 🙂

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7 10 2010
ramrod

taas pa rin ng rating ni pnoy hehehe! kayo? losers weepers! 🙂

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7 10 2010
eddibumangon

“7 out of 10 Filipinos are satisfied with Pnoy’s 100 days in office.”

Well, it’s either 7 out of 10 Filipinos are easy to please, OR 7 out of 10 Filipinos are just plain IDIOTS!

I am sure, ramrod is in the latter case. 🙂 🙂

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8 10 2010
har har har

7 out of 10. pero millions of filipinos out of those 7 pa rin ang hindi pabor kay noynoy

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8 10 2010
eddibumangon

What? There’s a 23% drop in the net satisfaction rating of Pnoy? In just 100 days in office? At this rate, it would not be long ’til his rating would be in the negative, worse than GMA.

If this is something that the likes of ramrod would find reasons to boast about, then I was not amiss in my opinion that he is stupid! 😉

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10 10 2010
etchosera

Ate Eddi, ask ko lang……. bakit nga ba sobra ang panggagalaiti mo kay Pnoy at sa kanyang mga supporters, briefs at thongs?

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7 10 2010
Mr. Flowers

October 6, 2010:
– Gave himself a passing mark

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