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MISCOMMUNICATION

27 08 2010

Postscript to a Hostage Crisis
Presidential Communications and Operations Office Secretary Herminio Coloma on Thursday expressed doubt that Hong Kong Chief Executive Donald Tsang telephoned President Aquino at the height of the hostage crisis last Monday. But Presidential Communications Development and Strategic Planning Office Secretary Ricky Carandang confirmed that Chang did call the President. It turned out though that President Aquino’s aide did not inform him about the call because when he answered the phone and said, “Hello? How may I help you?,” Tsang’s aide replied, “May we talk to President Isko Moreno?”

Secretary Herminio Coloma expressed doubt that Hong Kong Chief Executive Donald Tsang called up President Aquino last Monday. But fellow Communications Group Secretary Ricky Carandang said Tsang did call the President. Malacañang has since vowed to fix the communication problem between Hong Kong and Manila… as soon as it has fixed the communication problem between Carandang and Coloma.

Secretary Herminio Coloma said former President Arroyo was also to blame for Monday’s bloody hostage crisis at Quirino Grandstand in Manila. But we’re not sure yet if that’s the official stand of Malacañang until we’ve heard from Secretary Ricky Carandang.

Reports say former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo wrote two letters to the Chinese Prime Minister, and to the Hong Kong chief executive. One was to extend her condolences over the death of Hong Kong nationals in a hostage drama, and the other to defend herself from Herminio Coloma.

In Thursday’s Senate hearing, Manila Police District director on leave Chief Supt. Rodolfo Magtibay revealed that it was Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim who ordered the arrest of SPO2 Gregorio Mendoza, the hostage-taker’s brother. But Lim was quick to deny Magtibay’s claim. Malacañang believes though it was GMA who ordered it.

This just in! A recent survey showed that President Noynoy Aquino is now the most unpopular Philippine president ever… in Hong Kong.

Following Monday’s bungled rescue of hostages, President Aquino has been at the receiving end of slanderous and defamatory Facebook posts, comments, insults, and swear words. The President says it feels like the campaign season once again.

President Aquino has been repeatedly bashed, insulted, lambasted, mocked, and berated by Hong Kong Chinese nationals and fellow Filipinos as well on his Facebook Like Page. The President admits he has never experienced such “below the belt attacks” – since Manny Villar conceded the presidential race.

Last Wednesday, President Aquino started to ban slanderous and defamatory posts, comments, insults, and swear words from his Facebook Like Page – the same thing that his sister Kris has been doing 24/7 since she joined the site.

The President & Tsang
Unauthenticated Tapped Telephone Conversations [Translated in Filipino]

[Phone ringing]
Baby, baby, baby, ooooh
Like baby, baby, baby noooo

Male 1: Hello?
Male 2: Puwede kausap boss ko, boss mo?
Male 1: Sino ka?
Male 2: Ako, aide Donald Tsang, Hong Kong chief executive.
Male 1: Busy ang boss ko.
Male 2: Totoo ba sabi mo? Hindi pwede abala kahit two minute? Sabi mo galit boss ko. Galit Donald Tsang.
Male 1: ‘Di nga puwede eh! May closed-door meeting. Tawag ka na lang ulit.
Male 2: Ikaw bahala. Kayo bahala. Basta ako tawag boss mo. Ikaw, ayaw bigay telepono.
Male 1: Ang kulit mo! Bye na nga!
[End of conversation]

[Phone ringing]
Too much love will kill you
If you can’t make up your mind
Torn between the lover

Male 1: Hello?
Male 2: Puwede kausap boss mo?
Male 1: Sino ‘to?
Male 2: Ako aide Donald Tsang, chief executive Hong Kong
Male 1: Weh?
Male 2: Ako sabi totoo. Donald Tsang akyen boss. Siya gusto kausap presidente Pilipinas.
Male 1: Ikaw ba ‘yong tumawag sa kasama ko kanina?
Male 2: Oo. Siya sama ugali. Ayaw bigay telepono presidente.
Male 1: Naku! Wala pang info ang aming presidente. Wala pa siyang masasabi sa boss mo.
Male 2: Basta bigay mo telepono iyo presidente. Galit na talaga Donald Tsang.
Male 1: Sus! ‘Di ka talaga makaintindi ‘no? Tatawag na lang si presidente sa boss mo. Nasa meeting pa nga kasi siya. Tell Mr. Tsang, relax. Okay?
Male 2: Kayo talaga tigas ulo. Bahala kayo buhay n’yo. Ako bigay na warning. Masama magalit si Tsang. Masama magalit tao Hong Kong! Bye!
[End of conversation]

[Phone ringing]
I want nobody, nobody but you
I want nobody, nobody but you
Nandaru a shiro
Niga animon shiro

Male 1: Ni3 hao3! ?
Male 2: Mr. Tsang, ‘musta na po kayo?
Male 1: Ikaw sino? Bago tenga ko dinig boses mo.
Male 2: Mr. Tsang, si President Noynoy Aquino po ng Pilipinas.
Male 1: Ako galit iyo! Hong Kong galit iyo. Ikaw hindi kausap akin. Ako dalawa beses tawag, ikaw wala sagot kahit isa!

Male 2: Mr. Tsang, humihingi po ako ng paumanhin sa inyo. Kasalanan ko po ang nangyari.
Male 1: Saka bakit iba iba sabi iyo spokesperson. Sabi Coloma, ako hindi tawag. Sabi Carandang ako tawag. Loko-loko tao mo. Loko-loko Coloma na yan. Gawin pa ko sinungaling.
Male 2: Kaya nga po personal na akong tumawag sa inyo para magpaliwanag. Nagkaroon lang po ng miscommunication sa aking Communications Group. Inaayos na namin para hindi na maulit ang ganitong problema.

Male 1: Di ko tanggap iyo rason. Basa ko diyaryo sabi ikaw hindi katok aide mo. Hintay ako telepono. Hintay ako hintay! Tapos na Miss Universe, ako hintay pa rin! Pero aide mo ayaw ikaw katok meeting mo! Ano klase ka Pangulo?
Male 2: ‘Yon nga po. Nagpapakumbaba po ako sa pangyayari. Rest assured, magiging bukas ang linya ng komunikasyon ng Maynila sa anumang concern ninyo diyan sa Hong Kong. Anumang maitutulong namin, iparating n’yo lang po sa inyong kinatawan dito sa Pilipinas!

Male 1: Melon pa ko hindi gusto iyo gawa. Ikaw ngiti. Ikaw smile press con. Ikaw tawa doon crime scene. Hindi gusto tao Hong Kong iyo facial expression.
Male 2: Katulad nga po ng nasabi ko, hindi ko po sinasadya sakaling mapangiti man po ako. Alam ko pong napakasakit ng mga pangyayari kaya pasensya na po sakaling iba ang interpretasyon n’yo sa aking mga ngiti. Wala po akong intensyong makasakit.

Male 1: Tao dito Hong Kong galit iyo pulis, galit iyo rescue team. Sila wala silbi. Sila rescue gamit palakol. Kami duda na iyo pulis, sila tama baril sa amin turista. Ikaw imbestiga mabuti.
Male 2: Pati po ‘yan iniimbestigahan na namin. Kaya nga po merong kinatawan ang Hong Kong Police para masigurong magiging patas ang pagsisiyasat namin.

Male 1: Habang kayo siyasat hostage crisis, kami bawal travel Pilipinas. Ako utos Hong Kong citizens, bawal tourist to Manila. Delikado. Baka hostage ulit.
Male 2: Nauunawaan ko po kayo. Pero inuulit ko po, isolated incident lamang ito. Sanga pala, kailan puwedeng magtungo diyan ang high-level delegation ng aming bansa?
Male 1: Naku! Hindi ko alam sagot diyan. Kayo paalam muna Beijing, China. Kasi Beijing tampo iyo pulis.

Male 2: Ah, sige po. Maghihintay na lang kami. Makikiusap po sana ako sa inyo. Bahala na po kayo sa aming mga kababayan diyan sa Hong Kong.
Male 1: Wala naman sila problema. Meron iba amo Hong Kong, galit pero sila hindi saktan Pinay helper. Pinay helper husay linis. Sila the best. Wag ka alala, protektahan sila Hong Kong government.
Male 2: Maraming, maraming salamat Mr. Tsang. And again, on behalf of the Philippine government, kami ay humihingi ng paumanhin sa nangyaring insidente noong Lunes.
Male 1: Wala problema. Ngayon, bawas na akyen galit iyo.
Male 2: Thank you ho talaga.

Male 1: Isa pa isyu gusto ko tanong iyo. Bakit iyo kongreso adik?
Male 2: Huh?
Male 1: Sabi ko, bakit iyo kongreso dala droga dito amin Hong Kong? Ako refer Ronald Singson.
Male 2: Ahhh, hindi naman po lahat ng kongresista namin ganyan. Tinatalakay na rin po ng House ethics committee ang kaso ni Congressman Singson.
Male 1: Hindi iyan gusto ko sagot mo. Gusto ko sagot mo bakit siya lusot airport security? Talaga ba tanga iyo pulis?
Male 2: Under investigation na rin po ‘yan. Humihingi rin po ako ng paumanhin sa pagkakamali ng aming kinatawan.

Male 1: Bago ko baba telepono, ako may isa ako hiling iyo.
Male 2: Ano po ‘yon?
Male 1: Ako send iyo Facebook request. Ikaw puwede approve?
Male 2: Walang problema Mr. Tsang. Hahaha.
Male 1: O, bakit ikaw tawa na naman. Tao Hong Kong magagalit ulit iyo.
Male 2: Ooops sorry Mr. Tsang. Natuwa lang po ako sa pagiging diplomatic n’yo.
Male 1: Sige, ako dami pa asikaso trabaho. Sabi mo tao mo, sabi mo Coloma, siya isip muna bago salita. Huwag siya sinungaling. Saka sabi mo, usap sila Carandang para hindi iba iba statement. Ikaw sabi iyo pulis sila training. Wag sila tanga-tanga. Oki?
Male 2: Makakarating po Mr. Tsang.

Male 1: Ako meron isa pahabol. Puwede sabi mo thank you para akyen Congresswoman, dati iyo pangulo Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo? Siya send sulat akyen at isa sulat prime minister China. Siya mabait akyen.
Male 2: Ahmmm…
Male 1: Ikaw, wag na isip. Sige, ako galit ulit.
Male 2: Oki. Oki. Hayyyy.
Male 1: Xie xie. Zài jiàn!
[End of conversation]
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“Diplomacy in general does not resolve conflicts. Wars end not due to peace processes, but due to one side giving up.”
~Daniel Pipes

Survey Says
Ano ang assessment mo sa naging partisipasyon ng media sa Manila hostage crisis?
-TAMA LANG. Kailangang ma-inform ang publiko. 7.7%
-PARTLY to blame ang media. Baka nakatulong ang news blackout. 90.7%
-HINDI KO alam ang nangyari. Ano ba? 1.6%

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119 responses

27 08 2010
anon

ang bigat sa pakiramdam.. ang hirap tumawa pag iisipin mo tunay na kalagayan ng bansa natin. sorry prof.

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28 08 2010
sino nanay mo

hay naku eh di hwag kang mag-basa! Di ka naman pinipilit tumawa. In the first place, bakit ka ba pumupunta dito eh puro parodies nga eto ng nangyayari sa Pilipinas. Duh!!!!!!!

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28 08 2010
anon

ok. sabi mo eh..

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29 08 2010
esa

To sino nanay mo,
I don’t think anon was objecting to this particular post, the fact that heckling nga, expected na parodies ay marami. Maybe anon was simply saying na nahihirapan pa siyang tumawa kasi fresh pa sa mind niya ang tragic event because of the visuals we’ve seen on tv live. Ang kasabihan nga, people have different levels of tolerance for pain…so let’s not put words into other people’s mouth, okay? GOD Bless and have a fine Sunday!

To Mr. PH,
Hope you’re feeling better. Take some rest over the long weekend. GOD Bless and have a fine Sunday!

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27 08 2010
ling

Hahahahahaahaha! this is a perfect night cap!

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27 08 2010
jharfe

the phone conversation was major major funny…

isa kang alamat 🙂

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27 08 2010
jaypee

hahahahaha… ooopss sorry, galit pala hongkong tawa..

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28 08 2010
Edward Palomo

i love the Chinese accent. major major lol

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29 08 2010
etchosera

Saan nyo po napakinggan?

pa-share naman oh!

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28 08 2010
brunix

Panalo ang mga ringback tones ni Noynoy! Hahaha! Isa kang tunay na henyo! TPH! Mabuhay ka! 😀

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28 08 2010
checkmate

nyahahaha mas malakas pa sa scoop ng abs-cbn ung tapped phone call na yun

bakit iyo kongreso adik LOL

intsik na intsik ung pagkakasulat nyahahaha ^_^

lupet mo sir ph ^_^

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28 08 2010
Lola Nila

galit si Tsang dhil tapos na ang Miss Universe ndi pa rin sagot si PNoy kc bka review ni PNoy ang gown segment… 😀 Kaloka ang ating presidente…mahilig sa byuti kontes parang si Joey Salceda… may amoy!!!! 😀

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28 08 2010
miketest

mahirap dalhin sa dibdib kahit alam nating heckled lang pero may haplos ng katotohanan..palagay ko panahon na para magkaisa tayong lahat,,tama na muna pansariling kapakanan,, kaya lang paano ba magbabago mga politikong kasing dumi na ng ilog pasig ang pagkatao??

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28 08 2010
babaylan

hindi lang pulitiko, mga karaniwang mamamayan din na nagpapalawig ng matiwaling kultura.

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28 08 2010
etchosera

MABUHAY ANG PILIPINAS!

Hello? Hello….mike test…hello… mike test? Letch! Wala na namang kuryente?

Pusang ama! Sayang ang sigaw ko!

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29 08 2010
miketest

natawa naman ako sayo etchos..hahaha sori at di lang nga pala politiko marurumi ang budhi pati nga pala ordinaryong chinoy,,este pinoy pala..

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28 08 2010
90skid

Katuwa naman yan phone chat. Only in the Phils. Wala na bago sa system ng government. Corrupt-Politicians, Clumsy-Police, incompitent-President. isa pa nakakabwsit si Gringo Honasan nag grand standing na naman sa senate. e wala naman nagawa sa AFP or PNP for a better bill. (ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES)

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28 08 2010
DEL

Do you wonder why no police died during the hostage drama(except of course, the hostage taker), despite the hostage taker’s superior position? According to a MPD police I talked to, the hostage taker did not want to kill a fellow policeman. Just come to think of it. he knows the position of the attackers, he can readily position himself to shot the police. And according the police I talked to, they can manage the situation, as in negotiatiate further, but due to the pressure exerted by some POLITICIANS and MEDIA, they attacked without a proper tactic, as well as equipment. Isipin mo na lang, pulis ka, alam mong delikado ang pumasok sa mga ganung sitwasyon, di ka magdadala ng gamit pamproteksyon sa sarili mo?

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28 08 2010
anji

sino nga ba nman ang hindi mapressure dun! tinetelecast ang evry move nila! talgang pinagmukha ng media natin ang mga pulis natin. Kunting decency nman sana. kunting proteksyon din sana. ngayon sinasabi nila si mayor lim ang nagpadakip ng kapatid kaya na trigger ang galit ni hostage taker, eh tanga pala sila kaya nman nalaman dahil tinelevise nila. iregardless kung sino ang nagpadakip tama yun kasi they have the right to investigate. It should be the media who should answer as to why nagalit si mendoza! Kasalanan nila!

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28 08 2010
achu

nakakapag-alala nman kung paano magpapatuloy ang Pilipinas sa ilalim ng administrasyong nhoy…sana this incident will be a lesson and reminder to him that he is NOW the leader. such situations will be accountable to him – will reflect on how he reacts and decides on things. major major gudlak to him.

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28 08 2010
ranjit

I think NoyNoy is a weak president. He is the weakest link. Ang gulo gulo nila! Hindi nagtutugma pinagsasabi ng mga tao nya! they should all be fired!

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29 08 2010
eddibumangon

You think????? Noynoy is a weak and clueless president, period!

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29 08 2010
Paul

The Quirino Grandstand incident was just a site specific crisis but it measured well his leadership capability. Tinimbang sya ngunit kulang. I hope he and the country could just even survive when a crisis of national scale will occur.

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29 08 2010
etchosera

Sira daw ang weighing scale!

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29 08 2010
Brixter

@eddibumangon.

Natawa ako sa iyo. Tama! Wala nang “I think”. Noynoy is a weak president :D. Aprub!

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29 08 2010
Paul

Our apprehension in the resignation of a corrupt president in the previous administration was her replacement of an intellectually-challenged vice president. In the present administration, our apprehension is the replacement of an intellectually challenged and incompetent president with a very corrupt and power hungry vice president.

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30 08 2010
danny

Paul,

You are right, that’s my apprehension too. I think Binay could be more corrupt than GMA and his brand of politics is more populist (in a negative way) than Erap.

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28 08 2010
Mitch

hay…you made a good point. iba-iba sinasabi nila. ay ewan, sobrang dismayado pa rin ako sa ating gobyerno. wala pang 100 days dami na nangyari. saka sino nagsabi kay kris na makakabuti ang kanyang pagpunta sa ospital after the hostage crisis? i didn’t feel the sincerity in her.

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29 08 2010
Paul

The second quarter economic growth of 7.9 percent is a happy note but definitely in spite of this administration’s ugly habit of blaming everything to others (instead of taking responsibility) it would not do so this time.

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28 08 2010
tipong_concernlang

Sana hwag na naten dagdagan pa ng joke ang mga nangyayari, tama na yung pinagtatawanan na tayo sa buong mundo. maging seryoso na sna tayo hindi na biro ang makita pa ng ibang mga nagtatagumpay na bansa ang isa isang kabulukan na lumalabas na sistema sa ating pamahalaan. Mahirap tumawa dahil alam naten pare pareho na nakasalalay na dito ang dignidad ng bansa.

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28 08 2010
sino nanay mo

Again!, para malinawan ang nalalabuan–

hay naku eh di hwag kang mag-basa! Di ka naman pinipilit tumawa. In the first place, bakit ka ba pumupunta dito eh puro parodies nga eto ng nangyayari sa Pilipinas. Duh!!!!!!!

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28 08 2010
mon_t

Mabuti naman at nilinaw nyo, ang iba kasi dito gusto lahat ng sasabihin dapat may sense at seryoso daw… (_o_)!!!

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29 08 2010
eddibumangon

At bakit para ka ngayong bata na nagsusumbong, nanay mo ba siya?

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29 08 2010
miketest

Bakit ka nanggagalaiti? edi wag mo rin pakialaman at basahin komento ng iba..pwe!!

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29 08 2010
kaye

LOL@eddibumangon and miketest. You both nailed it. Haha!

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28 08 2010
dabawenya!

…. waaaahhhh.. hindi ako maka-concentrate sa work ko sa kakatawa ng phone conversation nila…. akyen kasama sa ofis taka akyen bakit ako tawa ng tawa …hahahaha… hay naku TGIF! ;d

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28 08 2010
nikKnox

YOWN!! Turuan na naman! Nice one Mayor Lim. HAHAHAHA. sna wag n mging major major smile c Pnoy! kala tuloy lgeng wala lng sknya hahaha. a little bit of ‘galitgalitan’ will do >:)

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28 08 2010
senior60

mister heckler, bakit ka naman nag apologize for this
delayed post, bakit, sinesweldohan ka ba namin?

the funny part doon sa interview ay nang mapa ‘huh?’
si noynoy when asked about the adik kongreso…
siguro napadilat mga mata ni noynoy without smiling
at baka magalit si tsang…

pero ha, parang namihasa na ang mga chinese, pati
paglagay ng bandila sa coffin ni mendoza pinakialaman
na, at nataranta sila, baka next time, they will demand
na kung papaano ba dapat ilibing si mendoza,,,,

at maiba lang, si kris ay itinalaga na ambassador for
dengue prevention, me ganuon? bagong post? so,
ang susunod may ambassador na rin sa lahat ng klase
ng sakit, me ganuon ulit? hahaha

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28 08 2010
esa

Well, the Chinese can’t be blamed for objecting to the flag over Mendoza’s coffin. I’m sure even majority of us Filipinos don’t agree to that. Wrt future meddling by the Chinese gov’t on different issue/s, that’s another thing though. We can and should stand up for our rights. It is just sad that nagsunud-sunod ang not so good news of our countrymen in HK. First is the Ronald Singson incident at their airport mismo, then this hostage-taking incident in Manila last Monday followed by the replacement of Magtibay by a certain Villaroya who according to news also have cases filed against him, one involving an issue with a Chinese national. Whether true or not, if the latter is still under investigation, the prudent thing to do is to recall the appointment of Villaroya. Para kasing adding salt to the wound e.

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28 08 2010
etchosera

Eto ka senior60, nung tinanong daw si Ambassadress Rehearsal Kris Aquino kung ano ang gagawin pag nagkadengue ang bata, eto ang sagot ng lola mo:

“Of course you have to consult Dra. Vicky Belo! Hi Dra Vicky!
Even though she’s plastic, she’s still a doctor…you know!”

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29 08 2010
achu

on kris: she had just commended herself saying it took a lot of courage (on her part) to visit the victims and hear some of them ‘shout’ at her as they express their anger for what happened to them.

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29 08 2010
Rep. Gloria, Pres. (Ret.)

maraming salamat sayo senior60 sa sobrang loyal mo sa akin kahit noong panahon ng eleksyon hindi mo talaga iniwan si gibo kahit na alam mo namang hindi mananalo,,, hayaan ninyo at minsan sasabihan ko si mike na bigyan ka naman ng pansin,,, like ko lahat ng iyong ginagawa para sa amin,,, at bago pa man mahuli ang lahat, mula sa pamilya namin at sa kaibuturan ng aking puso,,, maraming salamat senior60.

p.s. pero palagay ko naman magtatagal pa kayo noh,,,, hi-hi-hi!

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29 08 2010
gibo

Huwag na huwag mong mabanggit pangalan ko. Galit ako sayo dahil hindi naman talaga ako kandidato mo kundi ang hunghang kong pinsan!!!

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28 08 2010
khanto

super nice ngphone ringtone…. justin bieber

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28 08 2010
Jintu

ako tawa sa “Tapped Telephone Conversations” mo.

Xie xie… parang jeje…lol

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28 08 2010
Noynoy

Walang kwenta…

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28 08 2010
jaypee

you mean walang kwenta c noynoy??? that’s true 🙂

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29 08 2010
Noynoy

Walang kwenta ang Pinoy! Proud to be Pinoy!

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28 08 2010
etchosera

Ano yan Koya…..self description?

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29 08 2010
Noynoy

Hindi, self description… description yan ng LAHAT ng Pinoy! Walang kwenta! Lahat, puro porma lang!!!!

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29 08 2010
etchosera

Ayyyy! buti na lang pala at PINAY ako!

Ahihihihihi!

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29 08 2010
eddibumangon

Noynoy,

Ikaw lang ang walang kwenta, hwag mo na kaming idamay. Buti pa kaming ordinaryong mamamayan, mas may alam kesa iyo na malakas ang loob maging presidente, hindi naman kaya. Ipapahamak mo pa tuloy hindi lang ang aming kinabukasan bagkus pati kinabukasan ng aming mga anak.

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28 08 2010
ranjit

PH nasan ba kasi si PNOY ng panahon na yun at hindi sya matawagan?! Hindi kaya busy sa computer game at maglelevel-up na kaya hindi pwede istoborhin?LOL

YAri si Ronald Singson dito, sya ang sasalo sa galit ng mga taga HK! Ahahaa! Hindi ko alam kung maawa ako o matutuwa ako.

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28 08 2010
derdo

I like the answer, “Weh.” Ang cute.

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28 08 2010
chumliit,RN(0827)

galing nman ng chinese accent..
Male 1: Ako meron isa pahabol. Puwede sabi mo thank you para akyen Congresswoman, dati iyo pangulo Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo? Siya send sulat akyen at isa sulat prime minister China. Siya mabait akyen.
Male 2: Ahmmm…
Male 1: Ikaw, wag na isip. Sige, ako galit ulit.
Male 2: Oki. Oki. Hayyyy.

i hope you feel well na..have some rest and eat well.
(baby,baby,baby oh..hehe)

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28 08 2010
panget ako

wala ako masabi satin presidente,,,dahil kahit sya walang msabi qng hnde tumwa,

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28 08 2010
esa

Masakit man sa ears because we never seem to learn…let’s hope and pray that we pick up the pieces from the shameful incident and that both the local and national authorities AND the media take respective responsibilities to address the issue of what to do – PROPER WAY- so that a similar incident won’t happen again…that is that a similar incident will not end up in a tragic and gruesome way. No more fingerpointing please, umamin na lang ng kanya-kanyang pagkukulang at pagkakamali and do something concrete to address the problem/s.

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28 08 2010
panget ako

action speaks louder than words nHoy!!!

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28 08 2010
panget ako

ang saya ng gobyerno natin…major major problem

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29 08 2010
Noynoy

Pati ikaw problema ka rin! Kasi Pinoy ka!

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28 08 2010
pihikan chronocles

haay naku
turan at sisihan moment na naman ulet
same old same old
walang pinagbago….

pagaling ka PH

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28 08 2010
Juan

si Noynoy lahat ng negative comments sa kanyang Facebook, burado lahat. E bakit pa sila gumawa ng Facebook Page kung ayaw nila mabatikos. Mga Komunista itong mga ito. Ayaw nila ng kritisismo sa kanilang dear Leader. Mutual Admiration Society itong mga ito. So much for Transparency at Mr Social Media President, haha. At si Tetay, ng hospital hospital tour pa, ume eksena n nman ang Gaga, e di nabatikos at pinag mumura siya ng mga kamag anak ng mga biktima. Panigurado gagawa na naman ng eksena yan si Tetay para mabaling atensyon ng tao sa kanyang dear Kuya. at sa mga Witch Sisters, sawa na ang tao sa padasal dasal effect niyo, gusto ng tao AKSYON sa pagka inutil ni Noynoy. Bwiset habang may Hostage Crisis, ayun kumakain pa sa mamahaling restaurant sa Roxas Blvd. at mukhang nakikipaglaro pa ng PSP kay Joshua. hahaha, EWAN. God bless the Phil.

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28 08 2010
Rep. Gloria, Pres. (Ret.)

hai nako… kaya nga noong panahon hindi pwede ang transparency, ano sila hilo! hmmmmp!

like din kita juan… alam mo noh.

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28 08 2010
rain

ganyan talaga, pag nangyari naang ang mga ganotpng probloma… nag tu2ruan na king sino ang dapat managot,, pero isalang ang masasabi kodito sa mga pang ya2ring hindi napag handaan… ang mga uturidad ay kulang sa mga kaalaman sa pag rescue, i think they need more training, they are luck of knowledge to save the victims, tama banaman gumamit nang palakol.. heller!

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28 08 2010
danny

Mr. PH,

Sana si Coloma na lang yung nasa survey. Sa tingin ko, malayo na si Robredo sa chain of command responsibility. Samantalang si Coloma patong-patong na ang kapalpakan.

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28 08 2010
professionalheckler

under kasi ni secretary robredo ang PNP at local government na ayon sa kinalabasan ng hearing ay bumubuo sa “crisis management team” [mayor lim, MPD] noong lunes

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29 08 2010
Mayor_Lim

ampf…wala akong kinalaman dyan!!!

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30 08 2010
danny

Mr. PH,

When Noynoy called Mr. Tsang to deliver his I am sorry speech, he cited as reason for failing to answer the latter’s call the fact that he was busy monitoring and taking control of the situation. Now if this was true, he was then in command, so if we apply the principle of command responsibility, it is just but proper that before he fire anyone, he should fire himself first.

In short, the buck should not stop at Secretary Robredo.

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28 08 2010
Uragon

Have you seen this post Heckler? Apparently, a mad Chinese murdered Pinoy tourists in China’s T Square. Look at this. Any comment/s, violent, funny or otherwise?

http://barriosiete.com/parallels-tiananmen-square-and-luneta/

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30 08 2010
eddibumangon

I suspect this as another attempt of the communications group (kuno) at damage control. I just hope it will not backfire, AGAIN!

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28 08 2010
emperorbananaketchup

Glabe baka sabi Preofessional Heckler lacist daw o.

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28 08 2010
Rep. Gloria, Pres. (Ret.)

LOL… darating ang araw sa akin pa rin ang huling halakhak!!! Bwahahahah!!!

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29 08 2010
Paul

That might just happen with this administration’s obsession with image rather than performance, self-righteousness rather than competence and personal relations (classmates, political allies, relatives) rather than merits

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30 08 2010
emperorbananaketchup

You can’t help it if P-Noy focuses on personal relations rather than merits. He’s just a Filipino like you and I…how about you, if you were President, would you appoint as your Chief of Staff someone with multiple degrees from international universities but who happens to possess the social graces of Dr. Gregory House and the tendency to hire and fire at the drop of a hat?

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31 08 2010
Paul

I run an organization and do not have friends and relatives in my payroll. All were openly recruited and selected through a competitive exam and interviews. I credit that system for our smooth operation even under the recession.

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29 08 2010
babaylan

oo nga daw, hanggang tainga at nunal daw ang ngiti mo. gayon din si horn na malapit na daw pumutok (mahinahong pag-iri, iha).

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28 08 2010
autumn

LOL! so funny. ako tawa kasi ganyan nga sila salita. iyo kuhang kuha. alala ko yung ligaw sa ken lolz. hmm, parang alam ko bakit sulat gloria kanila. tanong natin yung meron alaga tiger na ang anak nasa HK kasi lusot naia security lolz…

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28 08 2010
Eagle_Eye

Under different circumstances, I would have laughed my arse off …. sana lang magbasa basa naman ng blog mo mga lider naten…..

Thanks at nabalik na pala FB share button

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28 08 2010
sino nanay mo

Sobla ako tawa Donald Tsang tanong Noynoy bakit conglessman adik.

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28 08 2010
kaye

palagay ko rin, si gma talaga ang nagbigay ng arrest order. 😀

coloma clarified naman na di Daw nya sinabing di tumawag si mr. Tsang. Ang dinedeny daw nya is the idea that the president could not be reached during those times mr. Tsang was calling. Hmm…ano ba talaga, kuya?

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28 08 2010
Rep. Gloria, Pres. (Ret.)

kaye pede ba kita i-like… hmmmp!

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29 08 2010
kaye

pwedeng pwede mo i-like. Wag ka na lang bumalik ulit sa malacanang oki? 😉

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28 08 2010
promdi

much have been said; fact is, up to this time, malakas at major major ang hang-over sa fateful event nung monday. how sad. Venus is some scene-stealer but not enough to soften the gloom now hovering RP’s horizon. Sa tindi ng tama sa bayan nating magiliw, si Venus is just like a quick-relief paracetamol to an ill whose symptoms persist until when, we can only know. consult your doctor. meron kaya?
meanwhile, get well, ph… you are our all-time paracetamol! bawal kang magkasakit, of all people…!

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28 08 2010
Rep. Gloria, Pres. (Ret.)

hello ph… natutuwa naman ako dito sa site mo at ang dami kong likes talaga ang mga comments nila. parang gusto na nila uli na bumalik ako sa dati kong puwesto… noh.

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28 08 2010
miketest

meron talagang swat team na nagtraining pa sa amerika pero hindi ginamit dahil napulitiko,, kumpleto ang gamit nila at magaling ang pinuno,, Dela Cruz yata ang surname..ikasisikat natin sa buong mundo ang pangyayaring ito,, magiging halimbawa tayo ng what not to do during a hostage situation..stigma na natin ito sa lahat ng magtratraining sa same scenario sa lahat ng bansa sa mundo..nice mapapakinabangan ang kapalpakan natin..

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28 08 2010
Paul

I could only wish that the sitting President would have even just half of the intellect of the writer of this blog.

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28 08 2010
towardstheflow

to prof heckler…baka ma blacklist ka sa malacanang!!!! ha ha ha

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29 08 2010
senior60

hindi rin….

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29 08 2010
Tessa

Ngayon ko lang nalaman na ‘nasisi’ pala ang GMA administration sa hostage. Ok, sige hanap pa ng palusot.

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29 08 2010
JOHNt

HINDI TAYO PINAGTATAWANAN NG BUONG MUNDO!!! Dito sa US, di mo man lang mababasa o makikita yan sa news. Doon lang sa Filipino channels makikita ang balita na tungkol sa hostage-taking incident. WALANG PAKIALAM ANG KARAMIHAN SA MUNDO SA NAGYAYARI SA PILIPINAS. MERON SILANG KANI-KANILANG PINOPROBLEMA!!!!

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29 08 2010
eddibumangon

I’m sure, you were not watching CNN and BBC during the hostage drama.

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30 08 2010
JOHNt

Noong nangyayari lang….. ngayon di na panaguusapan, o di na nababalita! Panis na balita na yan, para sa mga taga ibang bansa! Meron silang kani-kanilang problema, para pag-interesan pa ang balita sa Pilipinas. Hindi importante para sa kanila ang balita sa Pinas!!!

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30 08 2010
JOHNt

Eddibumangon…Ngayon, pumunta ka sa website ng CNN, or Foxnews, may balita pa ba tungkol sa hostage-taking incident??? WALA na! Kaya, ang sinasabi ko lang, walang interest ang “Buong mundo” dyan sa mga nagyayari sa Pilipinas! Your news is the least of their problems!

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30 08 2010
eddibumangon

JOHNt,

What part of “during the hostage drama” do you not understand? Duh!

Of course, pinagtawanan tayo ng buong mundo, which is dapat lang, ng napapanood nila sa CNN and BBC yung kapalpakan ng police at leaders natin. Alangan naman na pagtatawanan nila tayo araw-araw. Hindi naman sila sira kagaya ng iba sa atin. 🙂

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31 08 2010
JOHNt

sira na tulad mo eddi… hindi mo ba naiintindihan! Walang pakialam sa Pinas ang buong mundo… “BUONG MUNDO”!!! Masyado naman espesyal ang mga Pinoy para pag-aksayanhan ng “BUONG MUNDO”!
Tsaka bakit ako manonood ng CNN, eh walang kwenta ang channel na yun, FOXNEWS, para sa totoong balita!

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30 08 2010
Paul

I’m not sure about that. I was travelling in Thailand over the weekend and now in Cambodia and people keep on asking me about it. Yes it was in the BBC this morning and in local papers today

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29 08 2010
mommy

hi ph. Once again nice post!

* Noynoy’s campaign add asked us to choose the TAMANG DAAN between two paths. Eto ba ang daan na sinasabi niya?

* The communications group, with two department secretary this early on has to be REFORMATTED. Too many virus.

* Where was Pnoy and Mayor LIm exactly meeting during the time of the crisis?

* Hope your next post will enlighten the job function of the new ambassadress of Dengue.

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29 08 2010
PeanutButtercup

I thought it was interesting at first but when I saw the supposedly funny transcript, I realized it’s a bit racist and discriminatory. A lot of Pinoys complain about racists attacks against us, but before we can “complain” about racism towards us, we have to make sure we, ourselves don’t make discriminatory remarks about non-Filipinos. Just my piece.

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29 08 2010
Brixter

Hay nako. Politically correctness is stupid. It’s a joke, parody nga e. Hindi ako kasama sa mga nagco-complain sa supposedly racial slur laban sa atin. Gets ko naman na joke lang at di rin naman seryoso. Ang problema lang sa Pinoy, Pikon. Wag ka na lang bumisita sa site na ito kung hindi mo makuha ang joke. Leave PH to his creative juices 😀

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29 08 2010
Rep. Gloria, Pres. (Ret.)

hai nakuh ph, sana meron kang like napipindotin ko lang, masyado akong maraming likes dito sa site mo,,, hi-hi-hi-hi-hi!!!

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29 08 2010
kaye

re your poll, sec. Jesse robredo, IMHO, is one of the few, if not the only member of the president’s cabinet that i really believe in. He was a very good local leader. But more than blaming the police, i really believe it was the media coverage that bungled the whole thing. Nakakalungkot considering that these media personalities, i am certain, were once idealistic people who would uphold ethical standards in their coverage. But because the media are ultimately business entities, in the end, yung business interests pa rin ang mananalo. Let’s hope they have already learned their lesson even if the hard way.

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29 08 2010
Mr. Hong

baka akala ng mga taga communications group na prank call lang ung tawag ni Tsang. Meron ba naman Tsang na boses lalake?

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29 08 2010
Mr. Hong

Mabuti pa ipadala si Joey Marquez sa high level meeting sa hk. Tsong & Tsang meeting pag nagkataon.

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30 08 2010
hacktuary

LOL! i bet PH will be going “i wish i thought of that.”

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31 08 2010
rainier_gonzalo

tsong is a local executive, the equivalent of a governor or the mmda chairman. he has no business calling the president, a head of state. he should have called robredo or mayor lim.

enough of this kowtowing with the chinese. let’s move on. we shouldn’t be sorry for anything.

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29 08 2010
cambiare

well, i really feel sorry for the Hongkong people. kahit naman tayop dito super disappointed with what happened.

para quits, bitayin na lang nila ang durugistang congressman naten dun si Ronald Singson. isama pa nila ang tatay niyang jueteng lord.

sana televised pati sa cable para mapanood naten.

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31 08 2010
ovalboy

APRUB!!! I’ll drink to that!!!
Pagbotohan na agad sa plenaryo para malaman kung sino ang sang-ayon sa panukalang ito.

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30 08 2010
ariel

there is a classic management book – the peter principle – which states that everyone is ultimately promoted to their level of incompetence.

we are seeing that very clearly, and on an alarming scale, within the current administration. local success does not guarentee ability at a national level, and national experience does not always translate to the international stage.

and i am seeing a worrying management style which i shall call ‘p-noy’s practices’

* only be open and transparent when things are going well, or if i am bashing the arroyo administration

* only be accessible when it is prepared and planned. all other time is ‘private time’

* don’t answer questions about shalani – or why julia wears such short skirts

* don’t answer questions on the big issues – freedom of information, reproductive health, divorce reform, hacienda lusita, vfa, economic policy, charter change, climate change, human rights – child trafficking, massacres, extra judicial killings, pnp torture, student hazing, drug trafficking – whew who persuaded me to take this job – sack them

* talk tough – but only fire the little guys. dont take on the big boys

* keep smiling – don’t let people see how worried and anxious i am. ( note to self – don;t grin when crisis or tragedy)

* if all else fails get my sisters to run the show( kris thinks she does anyway)

* dont upset the chinese – they own our businesses and most of our politicians

* remember pork barrel. bribe senators and congressman. they are only in it for the money

+1 10 more months and mar can come and rescue me.

+2 fir the idiot who recommended a presidential website, and send the communications secretaries – lost count how many – on training in communications, pr, and diplomacy. that should keep things running smooth

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30 08 2010
senior60

uuyyy gloria, kapal din ng mukha mo ano, anong loyal ako,
mag backread ka nga, mula umpisa na naging suki ako ni mister
heckler kung may nabanggait ba ako na like kita…

sa katunayan, abot hanggang, hanggang saan nga ba, basta, ang
muhi ko sa iyo dahil sa, dahil sa iyo, sa kiss of death mo, natalo
tuloy si gibo…

ay naku gloria, pahamak ka, kung si gibo pa sana presidente natin
ngayon, ano kaya, may ma dead kaya na 8 chinese tourists?

o easy lang tomador sa rubber boats mo hahaha
nasaan na ba ang dalawa mong katropa hahaha ulit

tungkol naman sa p.s. mo gloria, tama ka, sa palagay ko rin,
thanks to Him, basta ba wala lang accidents of any kind, God
forbids, ok pa ako….

pero ha, parang alam ko na kung sino ka gloria, nag disguise
ka pa, si w or m ka ano, aminin….

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31 08 2010
kaye

I also thought of the same thing…masquerading as gloria pero ang totoong identity e yung mga biglang naglahong parang bula. hehehe. sino sino nga ba sila? isama mo na rin si r. 😉

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31 08 2010
far north

if you ask me, here in north america. hindi gaanong pinapansin ang hostage drama sa Pinas. they don’t even know saan ang Pilipinas nga eh. if they see asians, presumption nila taga China lahat sila.

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31 08 2010
ariel

the fall of the roman empire was encapsulated in the phrase
“whilst rome burns, Nero fiddles” the emperor was playing his violin in the middle of a crisis.

now we have ‘whilst tourists die, P-noy eats”

how on earth do you have a command centre in a chinese restaurant
with no communications links and not even a tv. the whole world is watching the comedy of errors except for those in charge. even head clown ricky calamitydang should have spotted the pr disaster here.

and of course mao tse lim in his autocratic archaic way puts food before life. just how chinese is lim. i notice in his office he has many chinese symbols.
now i realise how he has the properties and businesses. being mayor does not pay that much

no wonder we kow tow to hk and china when they say jump.

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31 08 2010
marcela bato

si kris? ambassador for dengue prevention? sa anu ano pang diseases pedeng gawing ambassador si kris? irekomenda mo na lahat mr. ona para mas malakas ka kay Pnoy! baka ikaw ang pag asa ni kris para tumaas uli ang sagging popularity nya!! hindi ba kayo nakakahalata? binabastos na sya ng husto pero ano? kibit balikat lang? magkaroon naman kayo (kasama na si kris) ng delikadesa. hindi sa lahat ng pagkakataon e showbiz ang nangyayari sa araw araw! o ganun nga ang gusto nyong mangyari? wag nyo ng idamay ang ibang mga pilipino sa pagiging katawa tawa! kayo lang e sapat sapat na!!

pero honestly, mr. ph, ang galing galing mo!! ikaw ang silver lining para sa amin na pagod na sa araw araw na nababasa sa mga balita. you are a breath of fresh air!

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31 08 2010
Lynda Jumilla

heckler, i really love your interviews and (tapped) phone conversations. you have to share those numbers with me. wehehehehe

looking forward to moving on. hay

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31 08 2010
professionalheckler

hahaha! will send u the tapes. may part na di ko maintindihan. bahala na kayo ni alvin. 🙂

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31 08 2010
als85

I LOVE IT..THANKS PH! NAKAKATAWA YUNG PAG-UUSAP NI PNOY & MR. TSANG.

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31 08 2010
ramrod

walang katuturan lahat…kaya nga heckler eh…ewan ko lang kung paano naging positive ang “heckler” ito yung mga nagugulpi palagi 🙂

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31 08 2010
ramrod

mga talunan, sa inggles “losers” kahit kailan talunan 🙂

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2 09 2010
jdGONEMAD

ang hirap basahin nung conversation ni noynoy at nung intsik.

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