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NOYNOY INTERACTIVE

17 08 2010

EXACTLY 47 DAYS after President Noynoy Aquino took his oath of office, Malacañang unveiled its biggest accomplishment yet, the President’s website.

President Aquino’s official website, www.president.gov.ph provides a link to the members of his official cabinet. Reports say less than three hours after it was launched Monday, the site garnered more than 16,000 hits. In fact, the photo alone of BIR Commissioner Kim Henares was hit 15,000 times.


According to Presidential Communications Operations Office Secretary, Herminio “Sonny” Coloma, President Aquino’s official website also features quotations and slogans the President himself popularized such as, “Kayo ang boss ko;” “Iba na tayo ngayon, bagong Pilipinas;” and “Piliin natin ang daang matuwid.” But after getting information that the site had been visited by netizens from at least 94 countries, Coloma mulls adding another, “Nagsisilbi sa inyo saan man sa mundo.”

Unconfirmed reports say President Aquino was the first person to visit http://www.president.gov.ph. However, something unusual happened when Noynoy accessed the website. A popup window appeared and said, “Game Over.”

Budget Secretary Butch Abad and wife, Congresswoman Dina Abad; PMS Chief Julia Abad, and Finance Secretary Purisima’s Chief of Staff Luis Abad visited the site together. Asked about their favorite link, they said, “Home.”

Secretary Herminio Coloma says the government’s communications strategy has four phases. The first phase includes the President’s website. If the strategy fails after the first phase, the second phase, the third phase, they shall proceed to the fourth: saving face.

Top 7 Special Interactive Features of www.president.gov.ph

No. 7: Virtual practical shooting with President Noynoy

No. 6: Beat the Customs Chief in a Round of Online Golf

No. 5: Farmville (Philippine Edition): Stock Option or Land Distribution?

No. 4: KANPAi! Virtual inuman with the Executive Secretary and his friends

No. 3: 101 Ways to Fine-Tune A Defective Executive Order

No. 2: Tracking the Typhoon: Perfect Your Forecast or You’re Fired!

And the No. 1 special interactive feature of http://www.president.gov.ph…

Ako ang Nakikita, Ako ang Nasisisi: Halina’t Mag-Karaoke Kasama si Presidente

This just in! Kris Aquino, who has visited http://www.president.gov.ph this morning has barred James Yap from accessing the interactive site of her brother. A defiant Yap is reportedly asking the court to grant him visitation rights.
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“Negative feedback is better that none. I would rather have a man hate me than overlook me. As long as he hates me I make a difference.”
~Hugh Prather

Photo of the Weak

Ano ang pinag-uusapan ng dalawang lalaki sa larawan?
A: “Wala eh. ‘Sensya na. Hindi ako naninigarilyo!”
B: “Mahirap hong ipaliwanag eh. Basta, isang umaga, paggising ng mga legal advisers ko, ito na ho ang sabi nila sa akin, ‘Pare, hinay-hinay na tayo kay Chief Justice. Nega na ang dating eh.'”
C: “Mr. President, ‘wag mo sanang mamasamain. Four petitions against your EOs in less than 100 days?!? Sigurado ka bang graduate ng Ateneo Law School ‘yang mga tao mo?”
D: “Chief, ‘di naman sa nakikialam ako. Hypothetical lang ho. Kung isa kayo sa mga farmers sa Hacienda Luisita, ano ang pipiliin n’yo: kuwarta o lupa?”

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49 responses

17 08 2010
vina

LOL as usual!!!!!

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17 08 2010
unicorn

Tracking the typhoon: perfect your forecast or you’re fired. *clap clap*

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19 08 2010
Belisema

pwede rin humingi ng payo kay PNoy tungkol sa suliranin sa pag-ibig?

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19 08 2010
etchosera

naku ‘Teh, kung di nga maayos ayos ni Pnoy ang pansarili nyang pag-ibig, at kahit na nga yung sa kapatid nya na kung sino sino na lang ang iniibig….. aba eh wag mo nang dagdagan pa!

Ganito na lang, repeat after me….

“Iniibig ko ang Pilipinas… period. . . walang comma!”

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17 08 2010
maxlip

PH, dugtungan ko lang ha… hehehe

“Ano ang pinag-uusapan ng dalawang lalaki sa larawan?”

E. “Sensya na, Mr. President. Hindi ako naglalaro ng PSP eh, kaya hindi ko gets ang sinasabi nyo. DOTA nalang tayo?”

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17 08 2010
kalokah

late ako ah.

nice ang site ni pnoy.

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18 08 2010
eddibumangon

Anong nice? Para ito lang, kinakailangan ng dagdag na cabinet secretary?

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18 08 2010
etchosera

Ah basta… pag ako naging secretary, ayoko ng boss na cabinet! Hmmmmp!

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17 08 2010
Rowell Santiago

for the record, the biggest accomplishment of PaNoy’s admin was the arrest of kris’ driver.

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18 08 2010
barrycyrus

LOL.

Word.

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17 08 2010
hecklerdin

Yawn….tired topic…

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18 08 2010
eddibumangon

So, what do you suggest? Duh!

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18 08 2010
phreddox

gawa ka ng sarili mo?

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18 08 2010
Brixter

Eh di wag ka pumunta rito. Shoo!

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18 08 2010
mr. not so impressed

sorry PH pero i have to agree, clearly hindi patok itong blog na to. busy?

am not sure why, but maybe lampooning noynoy has become a rather boring topic by now.

willy seems like an interesting character, and so is pacquiao. just a few suggestions.

till your next blog.

cheers!

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19 08 2010
Paul

matter of taste, This one is great. Noynoy will never be boring as long as he is the president especially with his baggages (including Kris Aquino and Luisita) and flaws

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19 08 2010
eddibumangon

ikaw rin, shoooo!

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18 08 2010
senior60

hahaha ano ka ba mister heckler masyado kang nagpahalata…

picture ni noynoy, bungi at duling?

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18 08 2010
mommy

Photo: letter A “sensya na di ako naninigarilyo”

Farmville: Hacienda Luisita Edition – super nice 🙂

Hi PH, since you are up to-date in showbizz news, do you know why Kris calls baby James BIMBY? parang mama’s boy ang dating….was imagining Baby James to be athletic like his dad and not mama’s boy like his uncle.

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22 08 2010
sam

with a mother like kris aquino, who knows???? Question, bakit kayo reklamo na boring na si noynoy na iheckle? bakit d kayo nabore nun c rumpelstiltskin hiniheckle? tarbaho lang to, walang personalan. anu ver?
kung ayaw nyo sa blog na to, bakit pa kayo punta dito?

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18 08 2010
reviewer22

sana dapat mga proclamations ng holidays ang ilagay doon. hehehehe

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18 08 2010
kaye

President’s website visitation rights for James Yap? Winner!

this one’s short but sweet. 🙂

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18 08 2010
etchosera

agree!

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18 08 2010
Anonymous

ang gusto kung Special Interactive Features ay
No. 7: Virtual practical shooting with President Noynoy.. tapos yong target ay mga executives na high income… 🙂 saya!

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18 08 2010
shaoie

The special interactive features that i LIKE most is the No. 7: Virtual practical shooting with President Noynoy… then the target are the high income GOCC excutives… saya!:)

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18 08 2010
TOMADOR

dapat ilagay din dyan sa Noynoy interactive is yung mga ahensya na di pa nakakapag liquidate ng expenses nila!

yung dating secretary kaya ng DOD, magaling at matalino din kaya syang mag-liquidate? HAHAHAHAHA…am I expecting another “move on”? LOL

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18 08 2010
zh

sabi nga ni ginoong noynoy: EAT YOUR VEGGIES, KIDS ! lolz-

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18 08 2010
topdog

Hahahahaha! Super like!

Pero talo ng LOLO ko ang website ni Noynoy. Sa website ng lolo ko, may portion na “DISLIKE”…

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18 08 2010
etchosera

kaya pala…I DISLIKE your lolo….. super panis sya, I’m shore!

Ahah ahah ahah! Peace topdog!

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19 08 2010
topdog

like ko yoong comment mo na “gabi na dito sa Saudi” hahahaha, para ka nang Mr. PH, pati yoong comment mo na “accomplishment ni Noynoy ay paghuli sa driver ni Kris!” hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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18 08 2010
topdog

THE BUZZWORD FOR TODAY IS “DISTRIBUTION”. Hacienda stock Distribution. Sa NFA-DSWD, yoong rotten rice Distribution. Pork barrel Distribution. Pati hair Distribution nsa ulo ni Noynoy sa new website, hot topic na rin!

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18 08 2010
senior60

uuuyyy tomador, amiiiiiiinin, nangunguuuupya ka hahaha

pero in fairness sa kanya, hindi yun corrupt dahil cousin ni
noynoy, old-rich din,’di ba?

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18 08 2010
pam

i actually visited the site, and i just really hope this will lead to something and not just be there for the sake of having something… i honestly don’t know what to call it.

anyway, been awhile, still love the wit professional heckler. 🙂

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18 08 2010
mae23md

in fairness ha, guapo si noynoy sa pics nya. at least pag natingnan ng mga foreigners, sasabihin nila may hitsura presidente natin. 🙂

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19 08 2010
topdog

like kasi ng foreigners ay “exotic”. Exotic na Abnoy…

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22 08 2010
sam

Kurakchini ka dyan topdog!

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19 08 2010
etchosera

Si noynoy……guwapo?

Juicemio ‘Teh, don’t you think it’s about time you visit your optometrist? Kailangan mo na ng hearing aid…. promise!

Ahah ahah ahah!

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18 08 2010
mang cruz

tutoo po ba na si G. Nilo ng Pagasa ay nalipat na sa FIRE department? ha ha ha ha . Ganun di po kaya ang mangyari kay G. Angue? O, sino po ang FIRE Chief?

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19 08 2010
promdi

“kayo ang boss ko”… “nagsisilbi sa inyo saan man sa mundo…” ; pwede pa ‘to…
“ako ang simula”… idagdag sa mga bagong slogans.

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19 08 2010
sino nanay mo

I love it! Mukha na naman akong baliw laughing by myself.

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19 08 2010
mike

Pare out of topic, baka naman pwede mo akong matulungan kalampagin yung CAP ( college assurance plan ) malaking sakripisyo ginawa ko jan para makatapos ng pagbabayad pero up to now 2 college ko walang balita..salamat in any help you can extend..

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19 08 2010
Yiekah

hay.kya di uma asenso ana pilipino kc gusto ntin perfect an presidente!!Let P-Noy serve our country without malicious intrigues..

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20 08 2010
eddibumangon

We don’t ask for a perfect president! We demand the impossible! Expecting something good from a bumbling dumb president is the height of folly. Remember guys, NOTHING comes out of NOTHING!!! 🙂 🙂

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22 08 2010
sam

meron naman. kunwari pinahuli nya driver nun aning aning nyang kapatid!

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19 08 2010
julian

ang mga sipsip talaga hehehe… ni hindi na pwedeng matawa dahil baka makumbinsi din sila na palpak ang idol nila. dakila ka PH, ipagpatuloy mo yan. ikaw, hindi ung isa, ang boss ko!

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20 08 2010
tim

interactive drug trafficking game and human trafficking game
also torture a congressman,
or ways to shut kris aquino’s mouth

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21 08 2010
senior60

eddiebumangon, hindi ka na makatarungan hahaha

tandaan, there is always an exemption in every rule…

tingnan na lang natin kung makarating ba talaga tayo
doon, let us hope for the best…..

may kasabihan nga dito sa amin, how may palms….

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23 08 2010
tim

new game on presidential website

political capital or “loadsofmoney”

aim – get elected through vote rigging, votebuying, propaganda, killing opponents, cheating, or family connections, or as fake party list candidate
and then make as much money as u can

choose from a range of characters

drug dealer/trafficker
the illegal logger
the serial adulterer
the closet gay
the closet communist
the party list cuckoo
the bad tv actress( choice of many)
the promiscuous relative
the poison dwarf
the simple minded boxer
the money launderer
the murderer
the muslim rebel
the abscondee
the golfer
the mad old woman

rules
lie, cheat and steal
never admit guilt or say sorry
show no integrity

extra points
get money out of country
depose president
sleep with pia cayetano

deduct points
help constituents
sleep with kris aquino
sleep with your wife

only fantasy. no country could survive long with such ldiots as lawmakers!!

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22 10 2010
leonie lacupa

ok.. lng

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