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15 08 2010

The Ex-President
Former president Joseph Estrada was rushed to the hospital Sunday afternoon because of profuse nose bleeding. The nosebleed happened when he tried watching “Inception” on video.

The TV Host
Breaking News! Kris Aquino’s new game show ‘Pilipinas Win na Win’ is being clobbered in the nationwide ratings game by its rival, ‘Eat Bulaga.’ To reclaim viewership, Kris is suggesting a special segment similar to the classic “Pera o Bayong” and “Kuwarta o Kahon.” It will be called “Shares of Stock o Land Distribution.”

The Palace Spokesman
Last Friday, the Supreme Court stopped the Bureau of Internal Revenue from imposing a 12 percent value-added tax on toll rates. The Professional Heckler tried to get Malacañang’s side on the issue but spokesman Edwin Lacierda was reportedly busy… blaming the Arroyo government.

The DOST Chief
Palace spokesman Edwin Lacierda insisted that no one lobbied for the appointment of DOST Secretary Mario Montejo. Lacierda said Montejo was “more than qualified” for the position; an expert inventor in the field of water filtration technology, and a brother-in-law of the executive secretary.

The Weatherman
PAGASA officer-in-charge Dr. Graciano Yumul rejected the claim of his predecessors that PAGASA’s weather satellites and other apparatus were outdated. In making that statement, Yumul hoped to clarify wrong notions about the agency; underscore the forecasting capability of the weather bureau, and justify yet again the sacking of Dr. Prisco Nilo.

The Eye Specialist
President Noynoy Aquino has recently appointed his optometrist to the Professional Regulation Commission-Board of Optometry. Last year, former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo drew flak for appointing her manicurist to the board of PAG-IBIG Fund. This tradition is widely-believed to have started when former president Fidel Ramos appointed his gardener… First Lady.

The Driver
According to reports, Kris Aquino’s driver violated the law by double parking outside the ABS-CBN compound in Quezon City last Friday. The unidentified driver who did not follow the traffic rule used to work for Vice President Jejomar Binay.
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“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”
~Confucius

Survey Says
Should ABS-CBN let go of Willie Revillame?
-YES. Hindi siya kawalan. 29%
-NO! Turuan ng leksyon. Buruhin ang career! 52%
-Wala akong pakialam! 19%

We have a new survey. Please vote now.


Briefly Noted
Did you catch 24 Oras’ exclusive interview with Willie Revillame last Friday, August 13? What’s happening Ms Jessica Soho? Has Revillame become that nationally significant for you to waste almost 10 minutes of airtime? Wow. Shall we brace ourselves for more shocking announcements soon? Holy Papi Batman!

Briefly Noted, Too
Lest you forget Mr. President…
[Screen cap of a news item on ABS-CBNNews.com]

Fast forward to August 2010. BIR Commissioner Kim Henares: “I will defend the 12 percent VAT on toll even in Plaza Miranda no matter what it takes.” Mga TAXil!

Have a productive week ahead!

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76 responses

15 08 2010
Poppy Fields

Shares of Stock o Land Distribution

Another classic!

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15 08 2010
phreddox

Lol ako dun sa new segment ni Kris. Patok yan! Hahaha!

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16 08 2010
eddibumangon

“Magsakripisyo na ako, manahimik na ako, magpakumbaba na ako. Handa kong gawin ‘yon dahil ganoon ko kamahal ang anak ko. Sana po kahit konting pagmamahal bigyan niyo rin ang anak ko”

Ayan na, nagpaawa epek na si Kris, papatok na ang PWNW at ilalampaso na ang EB.

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16 08 2010
etchosera

Koya Eddi, in all honesty……. di ko ma-imagine ang Tetay na nagpapakumbaba!

Di nya keri, I’m shore!

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17 08 2010
eddibumangon

etchos,

di nya man keri pero para sa mindless masa sya ay isa pa ring martir na asawa ng chickboy na mister at butihing ina sa mga anak niya. 😉

QA naman tayo: What do Kris Aquino and Marian Rivera have in common?

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17 08 2010
phreddox

Etchos ako ako naiimagine ko si Kris nandun sa baba heheheh

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17 08 2010
maxlip

@eddibumangon: They are both psychology. Tama ba?

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19 08 2010
eddibumangon

maxlip,

May tama ka! Marian Rivera is a ‘psychology’ while Kris Aquino needs a ‘psychology’…badly.

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15 08 2010
Neil

Tsk, tsk. I told you so..

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15 08 2010
eddibumangon

Read my lips, no new taxes! – Pnoy

Wala talagang isang salita itong presidente ng Pinas, o talaga lang siyang sinungaling.

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15 08 2010
sam

eddibumangon:

sinungaling cya. anyway a person running for political office WILL say anything just so he gets elected. on the upside, better ABnoy, than erap. ew.

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16 08 2010
eddibumangon

sam,

tapos na ang eleksyon ng sinabi nya yan- may 29 headline ng Philstar. you’re right though, better him than mr. nosebleed.

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15 08 2010
eddibumangon

Tungkol naman sa survey, pabor ako. Training ground lang ng mga future trapo at magnanakaw sa gobyerno ang SK. Karamihan na kandidato ay mga anak din ng mga politiko at local officials.

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15 08 2010
phreddox

cge eddiboy pagalitan mo nga yan! lol

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15 08 2010
Pongster

On VAT on toll: that’s why P-NOY’s men are doing best to “hair split” – hindi raw new tax but just an implementation of an old tax. And by splitting hairs, i intended no pun on the President.

On Willie: i don’t understand the big fuss. it’s not like he’s a great host or anything. just give the people the perception that they will get rich by patronizing a tv show and another wowowee can be born. but is this how we really want our society to progress (regress)?

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15 08 2010
sam

i am not defending Miss soho, pero mileage yan for their station since willie the airhead revillame has issues with their rival station. kahit ako, maximize ko yun nangyari, db?

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15 08 2010
professionalheckler

mileage para ano?

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15 08 2010
promdi

correct ka dyan, ph! gma7, particularly 24 oras, shouldn’t have wasted precious 10-minute airtime for a (stale) feature like willie revillame (remember his presscon the day or two before?). unless, of course, gma7 has instant agenda… to suddenly stay “up close and personal” with willie for some perceived quid pro quo? remember gma7 was so quick earlier denying willie, like simon peter on his master? what’s the sudden swing all about? the 10-minute live interview was one proof of fondness on the subject. unless there is bigger agenda, redundant and misplaced willie is not worth the slot on a respectable news program on prime time, mind you!! Well, is it true. ph, that the smoke (willie’s possible entry) seething into gma7 has roused one of its top and prized tv hosts, to threaten to resign all his programs, just in case? cause why he was already a no-show in his talkshow over the weekend? this tv host is a famed nemesis of mr. revillame. he he.

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16 08 2010
eddibumangon

Hmmmp, bakit blind item pa, masama bang diretsahin na si Joey tukoy mo? Wala na po tayo sa martial law, di ka na makukulong.

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16 08 2010
esa

Iyon na nga e. Mileage for ratings…nakikisawsaw. Even on the Kris-James separation issue, nakisawsaw na rin ang GMA…kasi ba naman itong si Kris, Boy Abunda at ABS-CBN panay ang airing ng interviews. Paano rerespetuhin ang hinihingi kunong privacy ni Kris? E, panay ang pa-exclusive interview sa ABS-CBN?

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16 08 2010
jaypee

the enemy of your enemy is you friend… GMA has to take advantage of the rift between willie & ABS-CBN.

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17 08 2010
esa

Yes, sad but true. The way things are going in the ratings game, even the so-called very professional practitioners in media have to give in to “less decent” practices…especially if the big bosses are after their backs on the rating games.

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15 08 2010
waranabatokwa

haha.. i love this article.. so true.. although i cannot say the same for everybody, i believe Secretary Mario Montejo is really capable of the job assigned to him.. basta wag lng mananaig ang pansariling interes..

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16 08 2010
eddibumangon

haha.. i love this: “although i cannot say the same for everybody” 🙂

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16 08 2010
Paul

Monopoly of capability….. Same defense put up for Abads, the classmates, political dynasties, the optometrist and the management of Luisita

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17 08 2010
Pundit

Montejo was definitely brought in by Ochoa, who is of course part of the Search Committee. Ang Montejo, nagmamangmaangan pa na nagulat daw siya nung na-appoint sya ! Ang daming kamag-anak dyan kaya. What about Ding Tanjuatco who was appointed Director at Pagcor ? Relative ni Noynoy yun. And watch out for the classmates appointed in Pagcor, mega-kurakot yan. May umutang na para sa 35 million na bahay sa La Vista. Saan kaya kukunin ang pambayad sa loan buwan buwan ?

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25 11 2010
Dino Tanjuatco

get your facts straight. Ding Tanjuatco passed away last year.

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15 08 2010
luna miranda

The eye specialist should be in COA para walang makakalusot na mga kung ano-anong bonuses from GOCC’s.

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15 08 2010
mike

tsk..tsk..25billion unpaid taxes ni lucio tan,yung iba pa na daang milyong din ang unpaid taxes bakit di habulin? ang hacienda ba ninyo nagbabayad ng tama at tutoong taxes ginoong pangulo? yung nagtitinda ng mani at sigarilyo gusto nyo buwisan..eeenngg..what’s the rush?what’s the justifications? showbiz na ba form of government natin?? hmm diba masyado pang maaga??

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16 08 2010
etchosera

anong maaga? gabi na po dito sa Saudi Arabia.

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15 08 2010
sean1982

I wouldnt be surprised if GMA7 alots more time sa news about revillame. they need it badly. 24ORAS has been losing in the ratings game.

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16 08 2010
shaoie

korek, di kasi mataas ang rating… GMA7 is always ready 24 oras to catch any “news” involving its rival ABS….

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17 08 2010
esa

Si Mike Enriquez, hindi kasi maayos mag-interview. He adlibs on serious interviews, walang saysay madalas…nawawala sa focus.

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16 08 2010
marsheemarsh

“Shares of Stock o Land Distribution.” << aylavet!!

Hay, first of the many BIG words of PNoy to crumble. tsktsk.

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16 08 2010
jasper

re . kris’s driver issued a parking ticket.

“kung ano ang ugali ng amo, ganon din ang muchacho.”

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16 08 2010
senior60

re: briefly noted..

at bakit nga ba hindi mister heckler, hindi ba ikaw halimbawa
na maka abs ay nanuod din? di ba yun ang ultimate goal ng
ng lahat ng programs? ang share of viewership?

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16 08 2010
etchosera

Naku! Di naman daw nag double parking ang driver ni Tetay!

Sabi nga niya… “Paano naman naging double parking yan, eh iisa lang naman ang sasakyan na dala ko?”

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16 08 2010
Scorpion 13

hay Tange wah nah kuh sahy. gahnun pahla ang doublhe parkhing sah yho. lkahwahwah kha nahman. bahka mahsira pha ahng iship kho shayo. shige nha ngha phanalho kha nha.

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16 08 2010
Rowell Santiago

On Willie, he’s an asshole who earns 1M per day. A guy like that has the right to be interviewed on tv anytime. We’ve been saying a lot of bad things about that asshole but he’s the one laughing all the way to the bank/car dealership.

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16 08 2010
JackH

..Anyway, binabasura na nga ng Channel 2 dahil sa pambabastos niya, tapos bibigyan pa ng 7 ng airtime? Ano nga naman pakialam ng 7 at ng mga tao sa kaso nya sa 2? News ba yun??? It was a very wrong move for GMA News and Public Affairs. Hindi porke kaaway ng 2 eh kakampi nyo na.

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17 08 2010
JackH

Waaaaaaaaaah! na-censor ang comment ko…………

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16 08 2010
phreddox

I’d say his 1 M per day days are numbered though. He’s killing the goose that lays his golden eggs.

Not unless the other goose adopts him, which is maybe why they are giving him all that air time.

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16 08 2010
Scorpion 13

tahma kha dihyan kuhkuhnin sihya nhg isahng thv nehtwork khaya dahpat maghisip nha shiya khung mhagkanuh ahng ibhibihghay sha kanhnya. ihto anhg hehemohn na lanhguahge.

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16 08 2010
Ling

i wanna join that “shares of stock o land distribution”. sino pa nag sasali diyan?

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16 08 2010
JR Lopez Gonzales

Hindi na ako nagtataka. Sayang nga naman talaga sa panahon at oras ang pag-iinterview ni Ms. Jessica Soho na isa nang institusyon sa GMA News.

Isa lang ang ibig sabihin nyan. There’s a big possibility GMA will absorb Willie. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

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16 08 2010
kaye

“The Professional Heckler tried to get Malacañang’s side on the issue but spokesman Edwin Lacierda was reportedly busy… blaming the Arroyo government.” FTW!

either hindi naguusap ang pangulo at ang ating BIR Chief or promises were really meant to be broken.

and i thought the parking violation was connected to the comments here of one of your readers, PH. iba pa pala. parang hari lang ng kalsada ang arrive…

and on Willie…GMA was really pathetic. they really had to waste 10 minutes of those precious air time to listen to an equally pathetic, whining creature. thought they were better than the administration network aka abs cbn. hmmm…

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16 08 2010
Scorpion 13

nho they ahre nhot pahtethic because yhou onhly knhew yhour reashon bhut yhou dho nho khnow the rheal reahson why GMA ahllot ten mhinutes to whillhie bhecuase thhey ahre ghoing to eharn mhore ohn thhat 10 minhutes. alhwahys lhook aht thhe bhottom lhine fihgure ohf thhe fhinancial sthatemhent ohf thhe chompanhy nhad yhou whill khnow whhat Ihm thalking abhout.

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17 08 2010
kaye

oh dear…i would have wanted to read what you had to say but maybe when you have already learned how to properly spell and write. so ke maganda ang sinabi mo or not, i’d let it pass na lang. 😉

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17 08 2010
maxlip

I suggest you buy a new keyboard…

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17 08 2010
eddibumangon

I 2nd the motion, kaye. nahilo ako sa pagbasa kaya scroll down fast na lang muna.

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16 08 2010
topdog

Naku! Di naman daw nag double parking ang driver ni Tetay!

Sabi nga niya… “Paano naman naging double parking yan, eh iisa lang naman ang sasakyan na dala ko?” (@etchosera-LOLZ!)

TALO YAN NG LOLO KO. Nagparking ang aking lolo, hindi na-charge ng double-parking sa ABS CBN. (Hindi, iiisa lang sasakyan na dala nya).
Taga-MMDA kasi sya. Cart street sweeper kasi sya.

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16 08 2010
etchosera

Pakisabi sa lolo mong jologs…… Panis siya…….. PANIS!

Ahah ahah ahah!

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16 08 2010
Scorpion 13

thalo khayo nhg lhohlo kho nhagparkhing whalang dhalang sasahkyan khnudi sharili lhang phero hinuli pha rhin shiya khasi nhga whala shiyang khilhalha sha AHBS/CHBN khundi shi Chris Ahquino.

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16 08 2010
maxlip

si lolo talaga oo…

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16 08 2010
eddibumangon

Eto pa galing kay Kris:

As for her mother in law, Aquino said: “Mapapanuod po ‘yon ng apo ninyo at some point in time kasi nasa Internet na. Nanay po niya ako. Kahit anong gawin ninyo lumabas siya sa sinapupunan ko. Ako po ang magpapalaki, ako po ang magsusumikap para maitaguyod si Baby James. Masakit po para sa akin na ‘yong apo po ninyo sisiraan ang nanay niya sa kanya. Kasi magkahiwalay po man kami, kadugo ninyo pa din ang anak ko.”

Nasa Internet na rin ang pag-amin mo na nagka-tulo ka at nilamutak mo ang balls ni Joey. Mapapanood din ito ni Baby James, tingnan lang natin kung magiging proud pa siya na ikaw ang ina niya. 🙂

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16 08 2010
jdGONEMAD

“Shares of Stock o Land Distribution.” – land distribution na lang siguro, kesa naman Php 282.00 na shares of stock.

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16 08 2010
senior60

ang pagamit ba ng pilipino music ay kailangan pang iterrorize

at gawan pa ng eo?

ang hakbangin bang ito ay makatulong para tayo ay makarating

sa tama at matuwid na landas?

just asking….

ay prorogative nga pala ni noynoy….

is a sore loser comment far behind? hahaha

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17 08 2010
kalokah

di ka ata nagbabasa ng news. EO ni cory yun noong sya pa presidente pinaalala lang ni ogie, hindi ni noynoy.

binasa lang ni ogie alcasid para me masabi sya sa malacanang.
ano nga ba ginagawa ni ogie doon?

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17 08 2010
TOMADOR

LOL

di nga talaga nagbabasa LOL

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17 08 2010
eddibumangon

Duh! In this day and age of globalization, that EO is so yesterday and now obsolete. OPM should improve to be able to compete with foreign music and it should not be the business of the state to impose on the people what type of music they should listen to and patronize.

Ano ba, ang daming malalang problema ang bansa. Huwag yang problema sa showbiz ang i-priority mo.

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16 08 2010
Sean

hanep sa new ah… hahaha. pang headline..

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16 08 2010
Juan

Tetay, lumayas ka na sa Pilipinas. Isa kang salot ng Lipunan.
Magiging Win na Win ang buong Pilipinas pag nag self exile ka kaya GO Go GO!

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16 08 2010
etchosera

wag ka namang ganyan, Koya Juan!

Kahit ganyan si Tetay eh…………. ganyan na talaga yan!
Ahah ahah ahah!

In furnace, madami namang napapatawa pag si Tetay ang topic, debah?

Siya nga ang Pambansang Katatawanan, debah ulit?

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17 08 2010
esa

I think the nega comments are sinking in on Kris over the weekend…and maybe her siblings hava a hand on it…she has kept her facebook account Kris Aquino Yao (profile photo in yellow terno w/Joshua and Baby James during inauguration) now open only to friends, prior to Monday morning this week, even those who clicked “Like” can view her posts in their own Home account. Dami kasi negative comments esp. on her FB postings re twitter postings. Even D.Z.H.’s comment here re behavior at Makati condo and Makati no-parking street was copy pasted there last Saturday yata. Hope that she remains quiet even in her tweets, punong-puno ng buntong-hininga kuno re her present lovelife.

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16 08 2010
babaylan

bigla daw nagkasakit si joey de leon kinabukasan matapos ng gma/willie interview. bakit kaya? jejeje.

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16 08 2010
Rowell Santiago

grabe ang galing ng new admin ni PaNoy! Kabago bago pa lang nakahuli agad ng malaking isda – driver ni kris.

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17 08 2010
Paul

At naka patalsik na nang isang makapangyarihang opisyal ng goberno na nag palakad ng big-budget office… ,, Si Prisco Nilo ng PAG-ASA

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17 08 2010
maxlip

Pinatalsik meaning inilipat ng pwesto?

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16 08 2010
Scorpion 13

sha mhga ghinhaghawa nhi Phnoy sha nhgayhon bhaka mhaghishing shiya ishang umhagha nga hindhi nha shiya ahng Phanghulo nhg bhanshang Pilipinas. Shana nhman mhagiship-iship shiya bhago shiya mhagdheshishyon. khawhawha nhman ahng ahting bhansha phag ghanun ahng nhangyharhi.

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17 08 2010
krupa

at sana hindi ka parang jejemon mag-type.

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17 08 2010
kalokah

OA mo naman.

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17 08 2010
rhozza

hahaha… re Willie’s interview in 24 Oras, i heard a loud noises, a loud boo from the people of Public Affairs Department when Willie Revillame is being introduced by Mike Enriquez that night.

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17 08 2010
yas

ah basta natawa ako…pero naiinis din sa pagmumukha ni willie. bakit ang mga news ganyan? asan na ang mga expose? and tunay na investigative journalism…?

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17 08 2010
checkmate

nyahahaha mas madali at mas masarap talaga magpauto kaysa gamitin ang sariling isip, eto na ba ung tamang panahon para sa “i told you so”? sa mga nagpauto, di nyo pa yan ramdam kasi nagtatampisaw pa kayo sa tuwa dahil nanalo kandidato nyo, siguro konting panahon pa, konti pa…

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17 08 2010
kalokah

ano nga pala nangyari sa DIZ IS IT ng gma?

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18 08 2010
senior60

kalokah tama ka, hindi na talaga ako nagbabasa…

pero parang narinig at nakita ko sa tv na ito ay eo#5 ni noynoy….

pero ang pinakamahalaga ay, napasugod mo si tomador mula
sa matagal na pamamahinga at pumalakpak, pati yata tenga hahaha

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