Breaking News: For the first time since winning a seat in the House of Representatives, former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo agreed to be interviewed.
She requested though that the exclusive interview be conducted in the vernacular in celebration of the Philippine National Language Month. Here’s the rare, 45-minute conversation in full.
The Professional Heckler (TPH): Kumusta na po kayo ma’am?
Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo (GMA): Heto, napagod sa kakatakbo. Bigla ba naman akong sabihan na may privilege speech pala si Walden Bello, natural, kinailangan kong lumabas ng session hall. Eh nakita kong papalapit na siya sa podium, ayon kumaripas ako nang takbo. Maliliit pa naman ang aking mga hakbang kaya hiningal talaga ako!
TPH: Mabuti naman at ‘di kayo hinarang ng mga guwardiya..
GMA: Naku, imposible ‘yan! Si Mikey ang naka-duty nang lumayas ako sa Batasan.
TPH: Saan po kayo nagpunta?
GMA: Katulad nga ng nasulat mo sa iyong previous blog post, I tried to leave for Hong Kong. Eh cancelled pala ang mga flights ng PAL kaya umuwi na lang ako sa Lubao.
TPH: Last week po ay nilagdaan na ni Pangulong Noynoy Aquino ang Executive Order No. 1 creating the Truth Commission. Ano po ang masasabi n’yo?
GMA: My two spokespersons, Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago and Congressman Edcel Lagman have repeatedly raised the issue of the EO’s constitutionality. Naniniwala ako sa kanila. It’s unconstitutional.
TPH: Ano naman pong masasabi n’yo sa Communications Group ng ating Pangulo. Inaakusahan po sila ng bias at pagli-leak ng advance info sa isang network.
GMA: Hay naku! Ayaw ko nang makialam sa isyu ng leak na ‘yan. May sarili akong leak na pinu-problema. In fact, after ng interview na ‘to, I’ll have my biennial mammogram.
TPH: Kumusta na po si Attorney Mike Arroyo?
GMA: Okay naman. Nakakapag-golf na ulit. Naghihintay lang kami ng advice ng kanyang doktor for his next check up in Hong Kong.
TPH: Kailan po ‘yon?
GMA: Depende. Depende sa schedule ng susunod na privilege speech ng aking mga kritiko.
TPH: Kung maibabalik po ang year 2004, tatawagan n’yo pa rin ba si Comelec Commissioner Virgilio Garcillano?
GMA: Sino ‘yon? May sinabi ba akong si Garcillano ang tinawagan ko? Remember: when I made that “I’m sorry speech,” never kong pinangalanan ang Comelec official na kinausap ko. Tawagin n’yo na akong corrupt, balasubas, magnanakaw, sinungaling, pandak, at kung anu-ano pang panlilibak… pero never akong nanlaglag ng ibang tao. In short, walang basehan ang iyong tanong. Let’s move on.
TPH: Kung bibigyan kayo ng pagkakataong maging pangulo ulit, tatanggapin n’yo ba?
GMA: Kung ang komposisyon ng Kongreso ay gaya pa rin ng mga nagdaang mga taon, why not? I feel safe and secure with those guys around me.
TPH: Madam Congresswoman, do you pray?
GMA: Before? Yeah.
TPH: Right now?
GMA: Lalo na!
TPH: Sabi po nila, tumakbo lang kayong kongresista dahil ayaw n’yong makasuhan…
GMA: Hindi totoo ‘yan! Tumakbo ako sa Kongreso dahil ‘di na ko puwedeng tumakbo sa pagka-pangulo.
TPH: Can you imagine yourself in jail?
GMA: Can you imagine this interview cut short?
TPH: Oh, I’m sorry for that question. Let’s just talk about the current administration. Sa tingin n’yo ba masyadong nagiging mapaghiganti ang gobyernong Aquino sa inyo?
GMA: Two words: Truth Commission. I need not elaborate.
TPH: May over-importation daw po ng NFA rice…
GMA: Hindi rin totoo ‘yan! Maraming naiiwan sa imbakan dahil hindi binibili ng mga tao ang NFA rice. It’s their fault! Gusto nila, high quality! Masyado silang choosy!
TPH: Malaki daw po ang sweldo ng mga taga-MWSS…
GMA: Mali naman ang impormasyon nila! Sa katunayan, kung iche-check n’yo ang perks ng mga executives ng ibang GOCCs at GFIs, malalaki rin ‘yon! Hindi lang MWSS. Mali ang report!
TPH: How do you find palace spokesman Edwin Lacierda? Ano pong masasabi n’yo sa kanya?
GMA: I admire the guy. Sa siyam na taon ko sa palasyo, once lang ako nag-sorry sa inyo. Si Lacierda, nakakadalawa na, kakasimula pa lang sa trabaho.
TPH: How about the issue between the Noybi supporters and the NoyMar camp? Sa palagay n’yo ba makakaapekto ito sa pamamalakad ni Pangulong Aquino sa gobyerno?
GMA: I really don’t know. Wala naman akong vice president noon kaya ‘di ako maka-relate.
TPH: Nag-uusap pa ba kayo ni Chief Justice Renato Corona?
GMA: Hindi na. Busy lagi ang phone eh. The last time I tried calling him, ang sabi, “Sorry, the number you dialed is having dinner with Peping Cojuangco. Please try your call later.”
TPH: Kumusta na po si Gibó?
GMA: Si Gibó? Hahaha. Namimiss ko ang batang ‘yan. One of the most brilliant minds in my Cabinet. Sayang. Naputol ang aming komunikasyon nang lumabas ang Villaroyo black propaganda noong kampanya. Nagtampo yata sa ‘kin. But yesterday, I heard nag-a-apply siyang piloto sa PAL. If you’re reading this, Sulong Gibó!
TPH: Once and for all, linawin po natin: sino po ang sinuportahan n’yo noong nakaraang eleksyon? Si Gibó o si Villar?
GMA: Si Vetellano Acosta! Kaya ‘wag na kayong magtaka kung bakit marami siyang botong nakuha.
TPH: Madam Congresswoman, until now, curious pa rin po ang publiko. Ano raw po ba ang pinag-usapan n’yo ni President Aquino during that 10-minute limousine ride from Malacañang to Quirino Grandstand last June 30?
GMA: Wala. Kasi, bawat traffic light na madaanan namin, inoorasan niya ang pagpapalit ng kulay. ‘Tapos, tanong siya nang tanong kung sino si Ped Xing. Tawa naman ako nang tawa. So ‘yon, ‘di namin namalayan, Luneta na pala.
TPH: Dumako na po tayo sa tinatawag nating Rapid Round. Dapat po mabilis lang ang inyong sagot. Bawal magpaliwanag. Okay?
GMA: Nakaka-nerbyosh ka naman! Sige nga.
TPH: Ma’am, lights on or lights off?
GMA: Lights off! Mahal kasi ang kuryente ng Meralco.
TPH: Artistic or Athletic?
GMA: Siyempre, golfer si Mike. Athletic!
TPH: Beauty or Brains?
GMA: I wouldn’t have lasted nine years in office kung wala akong utak. Beauty na lang.
TPH: Love or Money?
GMA: After nine years in office?!? Marami na ‘kong money! I’ll choose love siguro. Wait, pwedeng both?
TPH: ABS-CBN or GMA 7?
GMA: NBN 4, kahit ‘di nag-rate ang The Working Preshident. Pero prangkahan na… nakaka-relate ako kay Trudish Liit ng GMA 7.
TPH: This time naman, magmi-mention po ako ng names ng mga kilalang tao. Let me know kung ano ang unang pumapasok sa isip n’yo kapag nababanggit ang kanilang mga pangalan. Let’s start with… Joseph Estrada?
GMA: Hmm, whiskey.
TPH: Ombudsman Merceditas Gutierrez?
GMA: Merciful!
TPH: The Firm?
GMA: Powerful!
TPH: Hyatt 10?
GMA: Welcome back! Hahaha!
TPH: Garcillano?
GMA: Pass!
TPH: Nani Perez?
GMA: ‘Kaw talaga! You make me blush. Ahihihi
TPH: Noynoy Aquino?
GMA: Good luck!
TPH: Jojo Binay?
GMA: Lucky.
TPH: Mike Arroyo?
GMA: Plenty! Hahahaha! I’m jussssht kidding! Puwede bang off the record na ‘yon?
TPH: Ricky Carandang?
GMA: Cessh Drilon. Akala mo, ‘di ako updated huh. Hi Cessh!
TPH: Secretary Abad?
GMA: Sino sa kanila? Madami eh.
TPH: Philippine Daily Inquirer?
GMA: Shorry, Bulletin lang ang binabasha ko noon!
TPH: Conrado De Quiros?
GMA: Pass!
TPH: Ellen Tordesillas?
GMA: Lalo na ‘yan! Pass!
TPH: Kris Aquino?
GMA: Ay, totoo ba ‘yun? Sila na raw ni Junjun?
TPH: Jocjoc Bolante?
GMA: Rotarian.
TPH: Bayani Fernando?
GMA: Pedestrian.
TPH: Jamby Madrigal?
GMA: Vagitarian.
TPH: Korina Sanchez?
GMA: May katarayan!
TPH: Vicky Toh?
GMA: Huh?! Good Lord!
TPH: Lilia Pineda?
GMA: Jueteng lord!
TPH: Talaga po!?
GMA: Ay, ano ba ‘yung nasabi ko? Off the record ulit, please?
TPH: And finally, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo?
GMA: Huh? Bakit naman ako nasama?
TPH: Request po ng readers ng blog ko.
GMA: Bakit? May readers ka ba?
TPH: Naman! I’m sure, binabasa kayo ngayon ng mga anchors at reporters ng TV5, ABS-CBN, ANC, dzMM, GMA 7 (not sure, pero sana!), GMANews.TV, dzRJ, dzME, dwRX, ABS-CBNNews.Com, Inquirer.Net, at maging ng reporters, columnists at editors ng Philippine Daily Inquirer, Philippine Star, Manila Bulletin, Manila Standard Today, Manila Times, BusinessWorld, Malaya, Newsbreak, Asia Pacific Broadcasting (Singapore) mga thinking bloggers, at ng libu-libong kababayan natin here and around the world.
GMA: Yabang! Bakit? Ito bang interview na ‘to mababasa ng favorite singer kong si Ricky Martin o ng favorite comedian kong si Ricky Gervais?
TPH: Hindi ko lang po sure pero sigurado akong mababasa po ito ni Ricky Carandang, si Secretary Ricky Carandang.
GMA: O shige na nga. Ano nga ulit ang tanong?
TPH: Babaguhin ko na lang po ang tanong para espesyal: Sakaling pumanaw si Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, ano po ang mababasa namin sa kanyang epitaph?
GMA: Ang morbid naman! Pero dahil sport ako at dahil exclusive ang interview na ito, pagbibigyan kita. Medyo mahaba ang isusulat ko sa aking epitaph. Ito ‘yon: HERE LIES…
TPH: Thank you Madam President!
GMA: Teka, hindi pa ako tapos!
TPH: Okay na po ‘yun! Understood na! Ano na lang po ang inyong message sa ating mga kababayan…
GMA: Sure ka puwede na ang gano’ng epitaph?
TPH: Sure na! Final answer! Message n’yo na lang po sa taumbayan…
GMA: Okay. Mga kababayan, kasaysayan na lamang po ang huhusga sa akin. Ginawa ko pong lahat ang aking makakaya bilang Pangulo ng ating bansa. Wala akong inisip kundi ang kapakanan ng maliliit na Pilipino. Sa pagtupad ko sa aking tungkulin bilang kinatawan ng lalawigan ng Pampanga, umaasa ako at mananalangin na harinawa’y umunlad hindi lamang ang aking mga nasasakupan kundi bawat isa sa inyo na nagpupursige sa buhay. Sa huli, iniiwan ko ang sa tuwina’y paalala noon ng aking ama: “Do what ish right; do what ish besht, and God will take care of the resht.”
TPH: Very well said ma’am. Pero bago ko po kayo tuluyang pakawalan, last question na lang po. Naitanong na po ito ni Mr. Boy Abunda kay Gretchen Barretto three weeks ago sa “The Buzz,” pero gusto ko pong itanong din sa inyo. Hypothetical lang po: kung sa impyerno kayo mapupunta, sino ang gusto n’yong makasama?
GMA: That’s a hard question. Pero hypothetical lang naman ‘di ba? Siguro, bilang pagtanaw ng utang na loob, isasama ko lahat ng kongresistang sumuporta sa ‘kin noong time na may mga banta ng impeachment. Exciting na biyahe ‘yon. Ang dami! Teka, puwedeng magsama ng isa pa?
TPH: Kayo po ang bahala.
GMA: Si Attorney Oliver Lozano. Mahusay siyang mag-preempt eh. Malay mo, ma-preempt din niya ang pagpasok ko sa impyerno.
TPH: Thank you so much Madam Congresswoman. It’s both an honor and a pleasure to talk to you.
GMA: Thank you too, Professional Heckler. Ikaw pala ‘yon. Hayup ka! Jussht kidding. Oops, bago ko malimutan, please add me on Facebook. Just type: Facebook.Com slash ImpunityistheBestPolicy, and then click “Like” at automatic friends na tayo. Thank you.
End of Exclusive Interview
Monday, August 2, 2010
Batasang Pambansa Parking Lot
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brilliant
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total winner! i hope to see the bitch in hell
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Excellent! So you are planning on going to hell eh? Let us know how it is. 🙂
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so you and Gloria are both bitches bound for hell!
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winner ka talaga! at dahil mabait ako ngayon, i’ll grant your wish to see the bitch in hell. do you want it soon or now na?
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can’t agree more! Wala kang kupas PH!
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WINNER yung comment ni gma kay lilian pineda!
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i love reading your blogs!!!! as in… keep it up…
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Ayy! ganda ng interview. Pa repost ha. 🙂
Repost ko sa FB. 🙂
Thanks. 🙂
Don’t worry, e credit ko yung link mo. 🙂
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LOL!!! MY FAVORITE! You’re a genius!
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Hi TPH! I always promote your blog to my officemates. 🙂 good day! 🙂
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THANKS brunix!
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haha!..panalo!
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winner!!!
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the best!! iba feeling kpg nbbsa ko blog mo PH..
Iyong blog mo na ang panuntunan..
siguro nmn nbbsa ito ng GMAnews..
super late n sila kng hindi..
at kwalan nila kpg ngkataon..
dami kaya nguunahan mgcomment dito..
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sa parking lot talaga? wahahahaha
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Hahaha! Panalo. Lalo na iyong note sa dulo.
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kung may gagaling pa sa BEST e ito na yon prof. congrats. hats off to you! simply hilarious.
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super funny! the funniest post i’ve read from your blog ever. 🙂 congrats. sana nga kumalat at sana eh ma-cite ang source habang kumakalat. 🙂
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”can you imagine this interview cut short?” FTW!
Panalo ang interview! Very funny.
At sana naman nga e matutong maglagay ng source ang gagamit ng article mo PH. Good one!
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good job tph! naloka na ko..
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you are a classic……it makes my day reading your blog
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Nice PH. I remember an article written by Rolling Stone Mag, as if they were also featuring an interview with George W. Bush and exposing all his lies and crimes during his 8 year administration. And you did a good job by writing this, this should be featured in a Philippine publication too. 🙂
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panalo!!! favorite ko yung epitaph! hahaha. HERE LIES…. :))
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Wow! The best ever… isa ka talagang alamat!
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Da best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hahahahaha! Gleng-gleng mo talaga! Thanks for making my day 🙂
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In pernes, sa kasagsagan ng aking pagkapromdi, nung una kong makita yan nagtaka rin ako kung sino si Ped Xing. LOL!
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Ampalaya phreddox!
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i love reading your entries! actually buong barkada namin from UP ay nagbabasa nito..galing ng sarcasm! hahaha! keep it up! 😉
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hey hey hey… preview ng UAAP finals tomorrow (Thursday): UP vs. Ateneo. Suportahan naman n’yo ang winless Maroons! Kailangan nila ng support, moral, sexual or whatever support na puwede nating ibigay. I’ll be watching. Baka manalo. 🙂
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brilliant, especially “jamby, the vagitarian.” kinabog mo si RG sa interview.
allow me to be nostalgic: the one and only time i watched UAAP was in 1986 (tama ba), when the UP maroons became champions for the last time. this was the UP dream team of benjie paras, ronnie magsanoc, eric altamirano, duane something…
maybe i should watch again?
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nood ka today lynda! ateneo ang kalaban. baka ikaw ang hinihintay na magdadala ng suwerte!
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ajejejej… “first and only time” pala… ejejejejej
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yan ang joke. ano ba problema ng maroons, bakit di makakuha ng ayos na players. buti pa ang bulldogs.
palpak ang coaching ni Norman against La SAlle. Its a won game they lost all because he insisted on playing Salva who was definitely not at his best that day.
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I will just be cheering for the maroons in silence…Push on UP! 😀
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manalo matalo UP pa din.. 🙂
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hahaha. Pinag-isip mo rin ako Mr. PH kung sino si Ped Xing. Pero i minute lang ha, nakuha ko agad. 🙂
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hahahaha ang kulit mo PH! tawa pa rin ako ng tawa! hahahaha lupet ng HERE LIES…. hahahaha. ang taas siguro ng IQ mo heckler hehehehe panalo ka, isa kang henyo!! nawala antok ko dun ah!
repost ko ito ha? lalagay ko source and link don’t worry. thank you!
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you are absolutely brilliant!
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@PH I think you should include a feature in your blog.. yung SHARE (facebook, twitter, email.. etc.). laughtrip ulit tong new post mo! share ko boss PH. Thanks!
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hehe at na mention pa si Ped Xing! minsan na ako nagtaka kung ano ang ibig sabihin nun hehe A few months ago ko lang din naisip na pedestrian crossing hehe
galing na naman ng post. kaya pati asawa ko nahuhumaling na din sa posts mo.
keep it up! 🙂
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This will be read by 200 people here in our office and hundreds more sa plurk and twitter!
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thanks MiGs 🙂 i love davao city. sobrang laidback. gusto kong bumalik dyan.
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😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
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Naknangtipaklong heckler, pinatawa mo ko ng pinatawa! Hanep talaga ang sense of humor mo….walang kaparis, walang kakupas-kupas! Bow. Bow. Bow. Share ko ha…… At maraming, maraming salamat sa iyong walang kaparis na talento! Pinasasaya mo lagi ang araw ko!
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I love the epitaph! Here lies talaga! Bwahaha
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TPH: Sabi po nila, tumakbo lang kayong kongresista dahil ayaw n’yong makasuhan…
GMA: Hindi totoo ‘yan! Tumakbo ako sa Kongreso dahil ‘di na ko puwedeng tumakbo sa pagka-pangulo.
GOSH. totoo ba ‘to o nagbibiro lang sya?
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neng, sobrang serious ka naman sa career… relax ka lang. ha ha ha! knows mo na ba si tph?
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this is more hilarious. tinalo ka TPH. jajajajaja
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Newbie alert! 🙂
More of a sarcastic remark…
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GALING! Thanks!
Jet G. Nera
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next interview si mickey & dato naman. Ur da man PH!
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First time I read your blog! This is really nice 🙂
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panalo ka talaga prof heckler
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bravo! nabulunan ako sa kakatawa!
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panalo ka talaga….
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Pambihira! Ang husay! HAHAHA
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Another good one.
PH,
Plug ko lang din pala yung voting for Miss Universe People’s Choice Award. I wanna see Venus Raj win kasi eh. Anyway, to all your readers, eto po yung link para makaboto:
http://missosology.org/mu10/peoples-choice-award/
Medyo lumalamang yung Ms. Thailand kaya boto pa natin yung manok natin.
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walang bearing ang inter voting. pero si Kris Aquino ay isa sa mga telecast judges kasama sina Ricky Martin, Rafael Nadal, Riyo Mori, Omarosa, Sharon Osbourne, Gred Mathis, Isade Mishrani at Ana Maria Polo. Hosts cna Bret Michaels at Natalie Morales. Performers sina Orianthi, at John Legend and the Roots…
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LMAO! Panalo!
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HELLO mindanao!
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ang lufet mo PH!!!!! as in. ka addict ang blog mo
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in 5 years, gma can hold her head up high just like erap and the marcoses.
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Excuse me, noh! No matter how she holds her head up high, mababa pa rin yon!
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Bwahahahahaha! Kahit OA na, sasabihin ko pa rin: PH, you’re the best! :okay:
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You’re the man. galing!!! =)
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Hi PH. Thank you so much for your wit. This is one of the most enjoyable, talagang-talaga. I cannot help but smile while typing this message.
Salamat naman at me common denominator kami ni PNoy, hanggang ngayon, di ko parin kilala ang putek na Ped Xing na yan. Para siyang is Kris Aquino, pakalat-kalat.
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hahahhhaa!
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yey, hehehe..niresearch ko din yan few years ago…trying to figure out why almost all of the street ay ped xing, eh wala nman sa mapa…ask some friends abwt it, di nman nila masagot…buti nlang may yahoo…
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bentang benta sakin ang “HERE LIES” hahahha
the best ka talaga PH!
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I enjoy reading this blog…..
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Hello! Yes, GMANews.TV reporters read you! 🙂 You’re a winner! :))
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hahaha! thanks!
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i enjoy reading your blog! the best! keep it up!
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Bless your heart always for being so brilliant!!!
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Hi Thelma from Florida!
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i love this!
now i want to imagine..what if this interview is for REAL ?? would you dare to ask those question? LOL
congrats and keep on heckling
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Great blog! Ang galing lahat ng entries mo which i read regularly. Sufficient in form and substance. Heckling at its finest! 🙂
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A fitting epitaph indeed.
Your best post yet, Heckler!
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…senior 60, maxlip, kaye, paul, eufems, peter chua, echosera, topdog, hikalalumato, eufems, superjunior60 and topdog, saan kaya sila at hindi yata nag comment? 😀 😀 😀
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john, i’m here at kakabasa ko lang. nahuli pala ako. Pati ba naman ito gagawin mong isyu? Grow up, man.
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nang umalis si marcos nilayasan narin ng swerte sa uaap ang mga isko at iska. madalang narin magtop sa board at bar exams. at pinakasamasaklap sa lahat, walang nang naging presidente na galing sa obli.
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tingin ka sa taas, andun ang comment ko. and if you wanna know, i enjoyed this one very much.
and if you also wanna know, not all who comment against Noynoy is a fan of gma. as maxlip has already said, grow up.
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@john, nalimutan moko.
winner… panalong panalo, lahat ng tanong at
sagot wala kang itutulak tadyakan lolz!
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Need I say that based on this entry alone, PH is much more brighter and has fiercer sense of fairness than the sitting president. But the problem with political jokes is that they get elected….
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sana may option to share, para directed sa site mo agad
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nagamit mo na ang here lies epitaph dati a. but i like the rapid round. hehe.
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This is brilliance in humor to the max!!! Go, go, go, tph!
On Note: To all re-posters and forwarders of TPH posts na di-marunong magpaalam o mag-refer man lang sa source, sana makunsiyensya naman kayo next!. and to you loyalists and equally brilliant subscribers and followers of TPH, ibandera at iladlad agad ang mga bloggers, columnists, at plagiarists na ma-spot nyo any which way you can… para makundena… pati na mga editors at publishers nila! Mabuhay TPH! you’re the best of your kind! GBU!
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Naihi ako sa kakatawa.
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Palot!
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i love it! ahahahaha! ang saya! irepost ko, at icredit kita!
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Galing talaga! Thanks for sharing your talent! More funny posts to come!
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dapat may option to share ka sa fb. para mas madali ma share sa lahat. peor galing. 🙂
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vagitarian. lol
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GALING, GALING!!!!
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Hilarious! You never fail to amaze me TPH, you should consider compiling your material and publishing a book.
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Ramrod, gusto ko yan. At aabangan ko ang book lauch para makilala at makapagpa-autograph kay Dakilang PH!
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…book LAUNCH (sorry for the slip)
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dapat dapat, mamamakyaw ako ng libro nya
at idedestribute sa mga malulungkot na pinoy
dito lolz
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PH, I’m really amazed on how you are able to come up with such a brilliant composition. Ang galing mo!
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tph, you always make me feel as if i am just in the philippines. thanks for bring me so much laughter and for bringing me home. from cambodia.
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hello cambodia! 🙂
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ang galing!congrats!
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galing mo PH grabe k! haha
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galing mo PH grabe ka! haha
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The best!!!
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This piece is just brilliant! 😀
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Thank you Madame former President!
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i lol’d, lmao’d and rofl’d all at the same time. i’m out of breath and i woke half the neighborhood. good one!
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ito ang panalo — Naman! I’m sure, binabasa kayo ngayon ng mga anchors at reporters ng ABS-CBN, ANC, dzMM, GMA 7 (not sure, pero sana!), GMANews.TV, TV5, dzRJ, dzME, dwRX, ABS-CBNNews.Com, Inquirer.Net, at maging ng reporters at columnists ng Philippine Daily Inquirer, Philippine Star, Manila Bulletin, Manila Standard Today, Manila Times, BusinessWorld, Malaya, Newsbreak, mga thinking bloggers, at ng libu-libong kababayan natin here and around the world.
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i always make it a point to read your post every day. i have introduced it to my friends here in san francisco.
yes, go UP maroons!
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hello san francisco! 🙂
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john, nandito na akooooo
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Patok ang bagong estilo mo PH! Gleng gleng!
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hahaha akala ko na leak na naman itong interview na ito sa
government station, hindi kasi lumabas sa gmanews, sorry noynoy…
mister heckler ha, sa dami ng gawain mo, nakapag interview ka
pa for 45 minutes, galiiinnnggg galing mo……
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Grabeh!!!! This post made my day! Lalo na pagdating sa “Here lies…”
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more!more!more!
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😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 Panalo!! pero mas panalo ang sinabi ni Ate Glo sa iyo, ito quote ko:
GMA: Thank you too, Professional Heckler. Ikaw pala ‘yon. Hayup ka! 😀
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This made my day! Love it! More!
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the best post ever! winner ang mga one-liners ni gma!
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Binabasa din ng managing editor ng Asia Pacific Broadcasting (Singapore) ang blog mo. That was one hell of an interview! Keep it up!
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wow! Thank you Ms. Milette. 🙂
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the best ito:
“GMA: … mahaba ang isusulat ko sa aking epitaph. Ito ‘yon: HERE LIES…
TPH: Thank you Madam President!”
i laughed for hours because of this… literally!
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This is one of the best blogsites ive ever joined! Iba ka talaga! And i agree, bastos ang mga nagre repost nito without acknowledging you! They should learn to be courteous! sana pwede ang pag nag repost na di nag acknowledge, block him! para madala ang mga yan!
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PED XING.
NIYAHAHAHAHA!!
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Love it! :))
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The Best!!!!!
You just made my day TPH! I love you na… hahaha…
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hay, kung di lang nakakahiyang humagalpak sa tawa ay ginawa ko na kaso busy mga ofismates ko habang binabasa ko tong post mo kaya toothy smile na lang ang ginawa ko hanggang sa tina-type ko tong comment ko! salamat ulit sa isang nakakabawas alalahanin na post mo tph! 🙂
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panalo!!! super laughing trip…
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LMAO. you always crack me up! 😀
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hahahaha.. i like it..good job PH…
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very humorous!!! and insightful
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I’m a silent fan. But can’t help but speak now. You never fail to amaze each time. Thanks for making us laugh sanely at those who think insanely. Padayon!
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thank u JP!
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galing! sana merong like o share option ung blog posts nyo para maipasa nmin in its original content.
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Dahil dyan…Lilitaw na ako… I will make exclusive interview on you MR HECKLER… Ipapakidnap kita para sure na iinterview mo ako..
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hahahahahahhaha! susunod!
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SALAMAT SA PAG-PAUNLAK..ISUNOD MO RIN SI KABAYAN NOLI! AT LEAST MAY MARINIG DIN, EVEN PGMA DIDN’T HAVE VP, I WANT TO HEAR FROM HIM
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galing mo sir
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i’m a fan…galing galing you always makes me laugh…sana nga everyday posts e. pag minsan binabasa ko yung mga old posts para me mabasa ako!
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hahaha! ang galing!
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“TPH: Thank you Madam President!”
ano po?!?!?!?! (di talaga tayo makaget-over 😉 )
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former presidents naman are still addressed as presidents 🙂
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Hi Prof Heckler, pa repost din po sa blog ko (pa subscribe na din), ehehe, hindi naman cguro ito offending sa dating Pangulo no? ehehe. Nice!
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vagitarian… i didn’t get it and had to google this and found out at http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/vagitarian.
i didnt know there was a word for it. whats the word again for the female organ Prof? i cant seem to remember but its at the tip of my tongue.
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hahahahahaha!
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it feels good to know that kahit sa isang saglit napatawa ko rin and dakilang nagpapatawa sa sambayanan. im humbled and honored prof.
i can now die and my epitaph will read “here lies a lawyer who lies no more”.
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by the way Prof, is there a word for those people who leave a comment that they are first to comment on the blog?
comment lang sana ako “yehey i’m 128th!!!
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Maybe no word but you can award this title for those who do, “Certified PH Blog Addict”.
I guess you can never call yourself a true blue addict of this blog until you get that first comment distinction? lol
Probably a few bloggers here stalk PH’s facebook status waiting for his announcement of a new blog post and zoom to his homepage as fast as his/her MBPs allows 😀
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funny!
keep it up PH.
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Haha! I lol’d on the Ped Xing and on the Here Lies. Another great post from you Sir Heckler. You never fail to crack us up. :))
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hello Palawan! 🙂
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well done! congrats tph ! we’ve had an exchange of emails before when i was new to tph and we sort of traced roots and pareho pala tayong taga-UP, except that my time was ages ago. anyway, anak, ituloy mo yang kapuri-puring pagsusulat mo at kita mo naman, ang dami mo ng fans from all over, including my son and other relatives in north america. we’re proud of you! galit nga lang daw yung mga members ng 4’11 and 1/2 club.
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hahahhaa! salamat po! 🙂
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i am a rabid pro GMA, but am not “galit” to posts like these. Kaya nga heckler e.
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kaya pala ilang araw wala kang post abala ka pala sa pag-iinterview.
It will be Celtics – Miami sa opening. Astig Celtics, kick LBJ’s butt to the ground.
By the way, di ko man kilala si Ped Xing, like Jamby, I’m a proud vagitarian.
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Ang galing-galing naman ni ditseng TPH. Winner ka talaga.
And i am humbled by your ‘pagmamaka-awa’ in the end.
Tama ka. Mga P*tragis na mangongopya yang mga yan. I acknowledge nyo naman ang source.
Peace
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hahaha! well-written “interview” – panalo! 😀
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suuuperrr funny… nagwonder na mga officemates ko bakit tawa ako ng tawa…
thnks TPH for having the FB share.. hehehe share ko to pra damay-damay na if may pagalitan.. :):)
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Pakopya, Pwede?
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Gloria Arroyo Epitaph: “HERE LIES..” I could die laughing!!!!!
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Leo Lastemosa of ABS CBN CENTRAL VISAYAS reads and forwards you..
mabuhi ka bai.. ug sunod unya interview si gwen garcia
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maayong udto! daghang salamat! 🙂
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lupet ng Here Lies…inulit-ulit kong binasa tong post na to.
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AWESOME. EXTREMELY BRILLIANT. No matter how busy my day is, I always make time to read your posts. And share them with friends in Manila and here in HK. Kagaleng ga eh.
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Witty and funny. Ph at his best.
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Super funny! Baka mag higit dos cientos ang comments before the day is over. Congrats PH and thank you talaga.
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galing m tlga. i’ve been reading your blog pro ngayon lng ako mag cocomment. its really good tawa ak ng tawa while reading. im looking forward of your blog evry day. .
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hahaha. GMA News for sure is reading your blog.
Sama mo na ang mga staff ng GMA Public Affairs.
Love your blog! Di ko lang ma-ishare using my mobile pero pagdating ko ng office pashare PH!
Sobrang saya na ng morning ko! Yahoo!
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I have to admit, I’m a BIG fan. At natutuwa ako na ininterview mo ang isa ding Madam na kagaya ko, dahil we have something in common. Kung sya ay magnanakaw umano sa kaban ng bayan, ako naman magnanakaw ng lakas, lalo na ng kalalakihan.
Sana someday, maisama kitang mag-BJ (bungee jumping). PH at BJ, hmmm, mukhang bagay tayo. ooopps, I’m jussssht kidding. hehe
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hahahahaha! manay letty? i used to read you at tristan cafe. u’re effin’ funny. funnier, i should say.
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Only a mischievous but no less brilliant mind can conceive this. Nice one. Its a blast.
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Tunay na tunay na PANALO ito,PH…Malamang makikita mo naman ito sa Malaya at sa Ilocano something tabloid…pero wala silang lusot pag kinopya nila ito this time…ikaw lang ang naka-“Exclusive interview”…kapal muks na lang talaga pag kinopya pa nila!!!
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I agree with Panfilo Lacson’s sugestion. Paki-interview po si Kabayan, dapat masagot niya ang linyang – Wala naman akong vice president noon kaya ‘di ako maka-relate.
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I have to admit, I’m a BIG fan. At natutuwa ako sa pag-interview mo sa isa ding Madam na kagaya ko, dahil we have something in common. Kung sya ay magnanakaw umano sa kaban ng bayan, ako naman magnanakaw ng lakas, lalo na ng kalalakihan.
Sana someday, maisama kitang mag-BJ (bungee jumping). PH at BJ, hmmm, mukhang bagay tayo. oooppps, I’m jussssht kidding! hehehe
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TALO SI MR. PH NG LOLO ko. Yoong lolo ko, nainterview si PGMA ng 55 minutes (si PH ay 45 minutes lang).
LOLO KO: Ano po masasabi ninyo sa Truth Commission
PGMA: Pwede nilang malaman ang truth. Pero commission, never!
Mr. PH: I am your big big fan!
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Wala yan sa lolo ko.
LOLO KO: Multiple choice, ano sa palagay mo ang angkop na pangalan ng truth Commission:
a) Truth Commission
b) Truth Komisyon
c) Truth Omission
d) None of the above
PGMA: Ay naku none of the above noh, dapat tawag dyan, KONSUMISYON sa buhay ko. 😦
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Lampa naman ng mga lolo nyo. Ang lolo ko, hindi nag interview kay GMA pero nakuha ang totoong sagot! Sino lolo ko? eh di si Conrado De Quiros!!
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Letch.. mga lolo nyo!
Wala nang ginawa kundi magkalat lang dito!
Ahihihihihi!
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cracks me up bigtime! bwakanangHAHA!
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I tremendously enjoyed this post PH! Excellent job!
Natawa ako especially with Gibo applying as a pilot in PAL. Hehehe…
You just made my day, brilliant guy! 🙂
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astig ang interview kay GMA. hahaha…
you never fail me to laugh.
IDOL!
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bakit papansin ka lagi kay ricky carandang? lagi mong sinusulat tungkol sa kanya at kay ces drilon and yung mention lagi siya.
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here lies hahaha panalo!
lalo na! hahaha ok sa sagot sa pagdadasal
pang international kna ah..by the way dto ako japan hehehe
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nakakaloka esp. yung “HERE LIES..” ROTFLMAO tanggal ang antok ko dito sa office.. ur d best prof. hehe
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nakakatanggal ng stress ang interview na 2.
tatawa ka tlga
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Great! More please… 🙂
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my gulay! i love you talga PH!
Can you imagine yourself in jail?
Can you imagine this interview cut short?!
LOL! ang galing!!! lahat ng blogs mo gusto ko but this one is my most most favorite!
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Isa kang bathala PH! Lupet ng utak mo bro! Share mo naman konti sa congress yan. Madaming walang laman ang bungo dun eh. =)
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Creativity, imagination, wit and intelligence at its finest! Galing talaga!
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may katotohanan!
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muntik kong di kayanin ito.
hahahaha
*btw, before the other networks/reporters/anshors you enumerated, may isang nasa hanay ang naunang mahalin ang blog mo =) (contest ba ito hahaha)
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SIYEMPRE, orig ang TEN. sige, unahin sa billing! 🙂
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the dream interview that beats even interviews that actually happened. di hamak! =)
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pasalamat ako sa nanay at tatay mo at nabuo ka nila. sobrang bumabata ako at nawawalan ng stress sa mga sinusulat mo.
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Astig……PED XING ahahahah…lupit ng beuty and brains ahaha…Kudos to you TPH!!!
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Professional Heckler ang galing2 mo… laging binabasa ko ang blog mo wala akong masabi excellent lalo na itong interview mo kay GMA….keep it up
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*clap *clap. Galing talaga! asHtig!
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gleng gleng mo naman!!! you made my day again! wala kang katulad sa brilliance of mind. napaka smart mo!! nababawasan wrnkles ko pag nababasa ko ang work of art mo. keep it up!!
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Ikaw talaga, Loi.
Pang-alis ng stress.
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may special mention po kayo 🙂 naiimagine ko na ang mukha ni GMA kapag namemention ang name n’yo.
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Wow, pati si Ellen Tordesillas, reader mo rin, hahaha. Ibang level ka na PH.
I always post the link of your blog in my FB. at least, yung link na, hindi yung text, para yung credit, sa iyo pa rin, haha.
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thanks!
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Hats off to you PH! Such wit, such brilliance, such intelligence. Love it!
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*stand and applause*
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aliw naman. haha. i so love gma. pero kapamilya ako ah. anu ba. haha. good work. pinatawa mo ako author kahit hapontukin ngayon. prahahaha. larbbitt. muwahugs.
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Pi-eychh!
Kuy-ah ceh-sahr moh to.
Ba-kit naah-ging THP un TPH.
Muh-lah sa hu-kay-ah.
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Pwede po ba akong tumawa?
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damn… with a talent like yours you should already be talking with a TV station about a political satire show on TV… please ANC, please… (wait, i am following maria ressa on twiter, and she doesn’t know even the existence of my hometown, but ill do it anyway. hehehe)
fans, lets all demand that PH be on television soon… let us tweet everyone we know.
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i am afraid there is a big difference between humor in print and humor in live broadcast.
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don’t be afraid ‘Teh.
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totoo ba to? or imbento lang???!
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pareho 😛
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Natawa ako sa description kay Ricky Carandang… showbiz! Hahahaha!
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super!
ang galing!
i reposted on fb.
keep on posting. 😛
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Hahaha much. This is one of the year’s best entries.
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hahaha! love it! brilliant!
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Prof, sa wakas mabreak na rin yung record sa dami ng comment yung post mo kay brother eddie.
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this is classic! galeng PH!
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This is great! Congratulations!
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This is one of the best I’ve read in this site so far..
Only a few people knows about this site here in Bayombong, Nueva VIzcaya but I’ll make sure that more people will know about this..
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HEY… salamat! layo niyan huh! ilocano na lenggwahe n’yo jan ‘no?
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ahaha.. thanks to my FB friend for sharing this blog..
first time to visit your blog PH and this wont be the last..
you gave me a good laugh..
nice one!
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I’m 5’9″ tall and currently weighing 255 lbs. If no one can beat that then I’m your biggest fan!
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hahahahah! you’re funny!!! 🙂 and witty.
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ikaw PH,anu isusulat mo sa epitaph mo? 😀
buti nlng sa 3rd district ako ng pampanga..hehe
thank you for making my day everyday…i hope na sna u will never run out of ideas..
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Ang galing mo! Ibang klaseng interview! GMA had very smart answers in fairness sa kanya, pero the truth in the end should prevail! …God is not mocked, for whatever a man sows, this too shall he reap!!!
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I’m speechless XDDD eto na ata ang pinakahilarious na post mula sa yo. HERE LIES~
And I’m a creative writer and poet (of some sort), and I know how it feels to be robbed of something you have. B*stards, at least naman they should know how to acknowledge people. Grabeh.
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Win!:D
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Sasama na ako sa mga nag comment dito. You are definitely the best. You never fail to put a smile on my face Prof! Kahit nasan lupalop ako ng mundo, I continue to follow and read your blog. ~ Currently in Manila.
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a must read…smile^^
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PH, do you already have a fan page in Facebook? I tried to search for one but couldn’t seem to find any under Professional Heckler…
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no. people have been telling me to create a fan page. but you guys aren’t my fans. you’re my readers.
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nice one! keep it up
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Bravo!
Baka busy yung GMA News kaya di ka nababasa, busy sa panonood sa ABS-CBN news?
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5 STARS!!! Lupeet mo TPH!!!
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funny, funny, funny!
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Nice interview!!!!
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Sumakit na naman ang tiyan ko sa kakatawa.
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Truly you’re the best! Sure na, panalo ka na naman sa Best Humog Blog this year!!!
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hi nirepost ko ito ha…tnx
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np.
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This part is so witty:
“TPH: Can you imagine yourself in jail?
GMA: Can you imagine this interview cut short?
TPH: Oh, I’m sorry for that question. Let’s just talk about the current administration. Sa tingin n’yo ba masyadong nagiging mapaghiganti ang gobyernong Aquino sa inyo?
GMA: Two words: Truth Commission. I need not elaborate.”
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Hi Ph,
Ang husay mo talaga, more power sayo kasi di na kaya ng power ko sa sobrang kakatawa.
Pati mga ka-trabaho ko hanggang ngayon tawa pa ng tawa at nag print pa!!!
Baidu from CHINA.
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Ni3 hao3 China! Xie4 xie4!
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TPH: Kumusta na po si Gibó?
GMA: Si Gibó? Hahaha. Namimiss ko ang batang ‘yan. One of the most brilliant minds in my Cabinet. Sayang. Naputol ang aming komunikasyon nang lumabas ang Villaroyo black propaganda noong kampanya. Nagtampo yata sa ‘kin. But yesterday, I heard nag-a-apply siyang piloto sa PAL. If you’re reading this, Sulong Gibó!
Sulong! Lipad Gibo…Lipad!!!! LOL
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at ang sabi naman ng lolo ko…
ay mali, wala na pala akong lolo….
magandang umaga sa iyo mister heckler….
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nice one. 🙂 benta.hahaha
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Magaling! Ni-repost ko to sa facebook!
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seryoso ba tong interview na to? nakakatawa…i didnt know may sense of humor pala si GMA…
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hahahahaha!!!! luv it! i never get tired reading your blog. tagahilot ng pressured kong utak blogs mo! go heckler!
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This is the first time I’ve been to your blog and I read even all the comments! It’s a hilarious post, especially the PED XING, “cut short” and epitaph.
BTW, I have some back-reading to do. I’ll share this post at FB too! 🙂
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hahahaha 🙂
funny yet may sipa sa dapat patamaan
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magnifico el batangueño….hanep maglaro utak mo ah…
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Galing mo talaga PH. Tanggal ang trangkaso ko sa kababasa ko sa blog mo.
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Nicely done. I had a good laugh! Thanks TPH! 😀
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thanks for making me laugh!
😀
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Hahahaha! Two thumps up for this blog!!! =)
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mister heckler, mag ot lang ako ng kaunti lang…
tomador, please backread ka doon sa topic na
departures at sinisiguro ko sa iyo, marami kang
mapupulot na aral doon, don’t you ever miss it…
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tutotu ba to…hindi ka man lng nag pa picture ni GMA…I like more GMA ( not the station ha kasi sulid kapamilya aku)…..GMA was very honest truthful to here answere…dreteso2x walang pakundangan…
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one of the best!!!!! wha ha ha!!!!!!
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Galing!
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hello lion city! :-0
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Hi, i may not be your regular reader but i am always amazed with each post. and more amazed that you seem to have no mental block, which some writers suffer after some series of successful write ups. you’ve got a brilliant mind 🙂 Keep it coming!!! Yehhaaa
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no mental block? that GMA interview was a product of mental block. seriously. i couldn’t come up with punchlines from wednesday’s news so i thought of just writing that piece.
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ok, so hindi ko alam kung mas pipiliin kong magkaron ka ng mental block or otherwise, because you’re brilliant, whatever the case.
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This made my day. A fan from Singapore din. 🙂
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hello din from “a fan from singapore din.” hehe :”:-)
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i am reading this from so many links and I still can’t get over it.
kahit wala kaming congressman ngayon, talo ang inis kahit mahirap ang signal dito sa ilocos.
baka masalubong mo si ading ronald , patanong na lang kung sino nagsisinungaling – tatay niya o siya, o silang dalawa.
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prof. galing ng blogs mo! keep it up… 🙂
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EXCELLENT!!!
ph, lagyan mo na kasi ng LIKE button or share button ng FB ang bawat post mo dito.. google mo lang pano, madali lang, superrrrrrrrrrr,
KRIS AQUINO naman sunod mo iinterview PH! please lang!
😀
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there’s an FB share button na po. nasa ilalim ng article. 🙂
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i’ve seen this post re-posted in the FB wall of a news person from NET 25. yay! Feed Your Mind!
thanks for not getting tired of giving us (your readers) the lighter side of philippine circus, este, politics 😀
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love love love it… i like the part that she cant relate to vice presidents dahil wla siyang vp.. ahhahaha…
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huli na pala ako! hahahhahaha
i so love this post! sana naman magsalita na si gloria! hahahha
by the way, i can’t help but share your post to my colleagues at work!
and of course! your name is on it! 🙂
Keep heckling!
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awww.. wala pang bago? =(
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pastilan, nahimuot gyud ko niani!
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GREAT!!!
love reading your blog!! =)
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super funny!!!
pa-share sa facebook,ha?
para madagdagan pa ang libo-libong
kababayan ko na tumatangkilik sa blog mo.
ty.
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naku ha marunong na mag abuse of power si noynoy…
uuyyy mga advisers, umayos kayo…
tama ba namang patalsikin si kaawaawang nilo? hindi
ito makatarungan….
hindi ba nakikita ni noynoy ang mga nangyari sa mga
malalaking siyudad around the world?
ang mga modern equipments naman ay hindi sigurado
na makapagbigay ng tukma na ulat, kung gusto ni bagyo
na mag change of mind at punta sa ibang direction, wala
ng magagawa si kahit sino pang pontio pilato ang ilagay
ni noynoy doon…
experience is the best teacher pa rin kaya ano kayang
pamana ng bagong oic compared kay nilo…
noynoy ha, nakatulog ka ba ng mahimbing sa bago mong
tahanan dahil sa ginawa mo kay nilo?
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yeah! nakita ko rin ung fb share button. i have shared it already 4 my friends to read. tnx ph!
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ibang klase ka talaga PH! this post made my day! pa-share sa facebook ah. =)
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dude, were doing a project for a local cable news tv network (i’ll tell you specifically if we can talk), my boss, he’s a tv director, wants to tap your talents. please email me if your interested. peg is like ONN and Stewart’s The Daily show, but with a Pinoy twist. looking forward to talk to you. thanks for your time.
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Dude, pwede ba ako mag apply? I like ONN. I think I have a fairly good idea what the show would be. I think the heckler is already busy with all his commitments.
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Awesome interview, i love how candid and crazy this went.
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sobrang favorite ko to binabalikbalikan ko
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sobrang dami naman ng mga comments! pero dapat interviewhin mo yung nagsabing “rabid pro GMA” sya….meron pala nun?
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TPH,
share ko po eto sa fb ko ha, pampaalis antok sa ilang kababayan na ofw’s dito sa dubai, thanks!
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TPH, pashare naman sa fb ko! It’s worth reading and super kwela tiyak mag-eenjoy lahat ng makabasa. You’re my idol! Keep it up and more power!
Thanks!
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Mr Landicho di mo ba naisip na maglabas ng compilation ng mga articles mo, gawin mo bang libro. Im sure magiging bestseller yun. Ako bibili ako, pa-autograph ha!
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hanap po muna ako ng publisher. 🙂
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yaaahhh!!! me too! i’m gonna buy!
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this is my most favorite blog entry..
hey.. can u make a page dedicated for the red lions? hahahahaha
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hahahaha! :-)) after a post on the fighting maroons.
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u r getting famous sa mga bedista.. this wed is the much-awaited beda-baste game.. please dedicate a post for the lions! hahahahaha 🙂 U r the BEST really.
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haha. when i’m free, i find time to watch the uaap and ncaa games. sa wednesday, try ko manood sa arena. magandang laban yan. pero monster yung abueva ng baste. mapigilan kaya siya ng beda? abangan!
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kaya yan ng beda, we have our mr nice guy (hermida) and thunder (semerad) hahahaha.. i hope n if ever mameet kita sa arena, i shud get ur autograph! yeah!
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WINNER tong post na ‘to! I love it! Galing mo talaga!
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This is definitely one of your best blog posts! I love it!
Keep it up! 🙂
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hahaha!
FG lies beside her.
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grbeh! totoo ba toh.??? PANALO! hahaha
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sinusubaybayan namin ng mga officemates ko ang mga posts! hulaan mo kung saan ako nagwo-work! hehehe! peace!
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hmmmm… a tv network?
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PH, hindi naman kaya sa Malaya? hehehe.
@Nicely, joke lang po. peace!
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Ped Xing FTW! nice one!
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Hi PH, been a reader of your blog for sooooo long now and this post just made me want to at least say my thanks for the countless times you made my lol’d. you simply are the best and i love your blog sooooo much! keep it up!
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hi ronnie! thank you so much! and hello to all of u there at solomon islands!
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Hahaha nice one!
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hahahah… ayos ah!! 😀
nice post!
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npa ka winner ng blog nato! keep it up!
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I’ve enjoyed reading it! ahaha.. kala ko nong una.. seriouso.. funny.. Gawa ka pa ng marami… ^_^
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great! il be reposting the blogs and il acknowledge u po…gling!!!
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Am a regular reader of your blog, and this entry is one of your best so far! Please keep your brand of heckling coming! 🙂
¡Saludos desde España!
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hola! como esta usted? :- )
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estoy bien ph, gracias! y tu? 🙂
hala, ang daming entries na ang hahabulin kong basahin! i just came from a short holiday kasi. not complaining though 🙂 thanks!
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the poison dwarf has shipped her money to china and having done the bidding of her paymasters in bejing will continue to do everything she can to keep the philippines in poverty. the economic rule of the philippines is step one. and why do we now have a chinese warship in davao. if they get rid of the american base then china will rule asia and continue of course to send all their reject products to countries like philippines
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u r so right. even p-noy is part chinese. we lose our identity. slaves to the communists. who is it that drives all the blacked out suv’s, pay no taxes here and live like kings
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Brilliant!
Sometimes we have to laugh to forget the seriousness of life…but this one is original. Keep posting.
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hahaha.. hanep ni madam…
panalo to…
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TPH! nanalo ang beda.. see??? hahaha!
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this is so funny and witty. may i-repost this in my blog?
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SURELY!
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Hindi mo man lang binanggit yung BUSINESS MIRROR. hahaha [nagmamaasim??] –> “TPH: Naman! I’m sure, binabasa kayo ngayon ng mga anchors at reporters ng TV5, ABS-CBN, ANC, dzMM, GMA 7 (not sure, pero sana!), GMANews.TV, dzRJ, dzME, dwRX, ABS-CBNNews.Com, Inquirer.Net, at maging ng reporters, columnists at editors ng Philippine Daily Inquirer, Philippine Star, Manila Bulletin, Manila Standard Today, Manila Times, BusinessWorld, Malaya, Newsbreak, Asia Pacific Broadcasting (Singapore) mga thinking bloggers, at ng libu-libong kababayan natin here and around the world”
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thank you so muchh. para akong sira ulo tawa ng tawa..ang galing mo.. GOD BLESS
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Im a big fan of your blog. I can’t help but admire the combination of intellect and humor. 🙂
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Galing naman.. pa repost din po… sama ko din credit..*wink*
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i just posted it in my blog http://whimsicalway.blogspot.com/ and i included the source. thanks for having this article. ive enjoyed reading it talaga…
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hey thanks!
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Wow, I am now a fan. Keep those articles coming!
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ha ha ha… u crack me up…. lupet!
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galing galing. isa akong FAN 😉 keep it up, TPH!
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galing ng title simpleng simple “THE PROBLEM WITH POLITICAL JOKE IS THEY GET ELECTED!”
napakataba ng utak mo
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nasa profile ko po ang source ng quote. henry cate 🙂
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your blogs really make my day! the part kung saan sabi ni PGMA di naman sya nasita ng guard nung tumakbo siya palabas ng hall dahil si Mikey ang naka duty na Security (Rep ng mga Sikyu si Mikey) made me laugh real hard. ang dami pang ibang nakakainis na nagawa mong katawa-tawa.
keep on writing!
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a new fan of your blog…….winner ang interview!!
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LOLS! i really love your sense of humor! ibang klase… LOLS!!!
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Super like ko yung note after the interview. Hahahaha
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Nawala stress ko sa opisina kakabasa kahit sabi nila mukha na ako baliw.
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“HERE LIES…”
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“HERE LIES”
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galing mo dude….sobrang natawa ako dito…hehehe….supeerrr……kamaaayo gyud nimo mopakatawa dong…
Regards from your reader in Cebu City…:)
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