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DEPARTURES

3 08 2010


DID YOU HEAR the latest news on our official flag carrier, the Philippine Airlines? Their pilots have decided to fly… minus the planes.

More than a dozen PAL pilots have resigned for higher-paying jobs in foreign airlines. The PAL management is furious saying the pilots should have told them of their decision much earlier. Had PAL been informed six months ahead of the resignations, it would have been much easier for the airline to pirate pilots from Cebu Pacific.

According to the Philippine Daily Inquirer, Malacañang invited Cebu Pacific president and CEO Lance Gokongwei to a meeting Monday to “explore ways his airline could cover flights for PAL.” The Cebu Pacific boss attended the meeting but there was a delay of 1 hour in his arrival.

Bello’s Speech
Akbayan party-list Rep. Walden Bello on Monday delivered a scathing privilege speech against former president and now, Pampanga Rep. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. But minutes before Bello spoke, Arroyo hurriedly left the session hall; tried to flee to Hong Kong but failed because of canceled PAL flights.


Cory’s Death Anniversary
It was a busy weekend for the Aquino family as they remembered the first death anniversary of former President Corazon Aquino. President Noynoy Aquino unveiled a commemorative marker in Greenhills. Pinky Aquino-Abellada led a tree-planting activity on Times Street. And Kris Aquino discussed her troubled marriage on TV.

Kris and Junjun
In taped television interviews, Kris Aquino reveals Makati Mayor Jejomar Erwin “Junjun” Binay possesses the qualities she admires in a man – the very same qualities she previously told the whole world she admired in Alvin Patrimonio, Joey Marquez, and James Yap.

In TV interviews over the weekend, Kris Aquino said, “Next year, ‘pag alam kong okay na okay na ako and Junjun were to say, ‘Kris, gusto mo bang mag-dinner?’ I’d say ‘yes.’ Why? Dahil alam kong hindi niya ako lolokohin.” – to which Dr. Elenita Binay said, “Sus! Ganyang-ganyan din ang sinabi ko noon about Jojo.”

Most Trusted
A recent Pulse Asia survey showed DSWD Sec. Corazon “Dinky” Soliman was the most trusted appointed national official. Of the 1,200 people surveyed, 864 (72 percent) trusted Soliman; the rest were avid readers of Conrado De Quiros.

Alvarez on Corruption
Customs Commissioner Lito Alvarez vowed to cut graft & corruption in the bureau by 80 percent in three years. Of course, that figure can be changed to 85, 90, or higher depending on what his partners will jot down in the Customs scorecard.

Archeological Breakthrough
A team of archeologists led by Dr. Armand Mijares of the University of the Philippines has confirmed the discovery of a 67,000-year-old human fossil in Callao Cave in Cagayan province. The remains were identified as that of a childhood friend of Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile.
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~Voltaire

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Ohio really hates the guy. And so do I. Go Lakers!

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71 responses

3 08 2010
Regina

WTF! Childhood friend of Enrile! Panalo PH!

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3 08 2010
phreddox

Napatingin sakin yung katrabaho kong arabo nung napa lol ako dito :p Nice one PH.

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4 08 2010
eddibumangon

mag ingat ka dyan sa katrabaho mo, maampalaya ang mga iyan.hahaha.

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4 08 2010
Noynoy

Enjoy nga si phreddox sa mga ampalaya! Sakang na ngang maglakad si phreddy boy!

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3 08 2010
kalokah

boink!

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3 08 2010
kalokah

if magkaanak si junjun binay kay kris aquino, yung baby nila… ewwww!

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3 08 2010
stalker

di lang ewww! eeewww na eeewwww!!!!

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3 08 2010
sam

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ewwwwwwwwwwwww

I can’t bear to think about it! Truly obscene!

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3 08 2010
phreddox

Wag nang magspeculate…

If you want to know hat their offspring will be like, simply look at comedian Chocolote.

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3 08 2010
sam

phreddox:

baka naman magalit si chocoleyT! bwehehehe

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4 08 2010
Noynoy

Naisip naman ni Phreddy boy si Chocoleit dahil sa mga ampalaya!

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4 08 2010
phreddox

tsupi!

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4 08 2010
Belisema

nakinig kc si Kris sa advice ni Andrew E na “humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin kang tunay! 😀 ndi nya alam na ang father ni Jun ay sobrang pangit din pero nagkaroon ng kabit na mestiza…sabagay may pera..kaya nga hanggang ngayon hinahabol pa rin ng BIR ang Makati city sa unremitted withholding tax…

Sana masudan na si Baby James… 🙂

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4 08 2010
Noynoy

Si Shalani sinunod din si Andrew E!, suwerte ko!

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4 08 2010
darkcheron

bwahahaha natawa ko dun ah! Very good!

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5 08 2010
kaenchong

Ano nga kaya magiging hitsura nun? Stripes?

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3 08 2010
assilem

“67,000-year-old human fossil in Callao Cave in Cagayan province. The remains were identified as that of a childhood friend of Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile.”

Hhhahahha…sarap mgbsa ng blog mo..
nkkwala ng pagod!

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3 08 2010
babaylan

hindi kaya dating kaibigan yan na sumalungat sa martial law?

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4 08 2010
hikatalomato

i think kay Sméagol iyung butong natagpuan sa callao cave. former president ramos is the living proof that this sub-species of human exist.

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3 08 2010
jde0218

kaya nga po sana Krissy tigilan mo namin. lol
mahilig siya sa brown color guy at letter J (joey, James, junjun)
hehehe 🙂

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4 08 2010
hikatalomato

para kay kris kakaiba kasi ang dulot na kaligayahan ng hugis J especially mahaba at mataba ito.

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3 08 2010
Worried Pinoy

“Akbayan party-list Rep. Walden Bello on Monday delivered a scathing privilege speech against former president and now, Pampanga Rep. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. But minutes before Bello spoke, Arroyo hurriedly left the session hall; tried to flee to Hong Kong but failed because of canceled PAL flights.”

Kabit na kabit to ah?! konek na konek!

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3 08 2010
jongskie721

infairness kahit ako nainis sa mga walanghiyang Pilot na yun

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3 08 2010
jongskie721

In TV interviews over the weekend, Kris Aquino said, “Next year, ‘pag alam kong okay na okay na ako and Junjun were to say, ‘Kris, gusto mo bang mag-dinner?’ I’d say ‘yes.’ Why? Dahil alam kong hindi niya ako lolokohin.” –>as usual, binebenta nya sarili nya sa taong gusto nya 😀 wahahha

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4 08 2010
Belisema

susungaban yan ni JB kc para maging DILG Sec ang pader nito, at eventually maging next Pres (Lord have mercy on us!)…

Perfect combination naman si Kris at JB… humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin kang tunay 😀 totoo ba yan Mrs. Elenita Binay? 😀

Yeheey, may aalagaan na naman si P-Noy…Baby Joshua, Baby James at in-coming Baby Jun2

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3 08 2010
sows

hi PH. i’ve heard some PAG-ASA employees resigned to fly to Australia for another bigger opportunities. im not sure about this since ur post is about departures..

more power.

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3 08 2010
professionalheckler

hi there. i’ve discussed that a few weeks back.

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3 08 2010
kaye

LOL @ “Arroyo hurriedly left the session hall; tried to flee to Hong Kong but failed because of canceled PAL flights.”

At panalo si Kris for moving on so quickly and easily. kaya pala ayaw na niya makipagbalikan kay James. may bagong prospect na talaga. hehehe 🙂

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4 08 2010
Belisema

kunwari pa si Kris noon na tinukso nya si Jun2 kay Ruffa. yun pala ang pechay ni Kris ang nag-water2!! 😀

Sabagay si JB ay isang obra-maestra… ang kanyang kara ang pwedeng ihalintulad sa isang painting…ABSTRACT!!! 😀 😀 😀

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3 08 2010
Links Links Links [08/03/2010] | Kristin Regina Casas

[…] Departures – Here’s a very funny blog article by The Professional Heckler on the PAL labor crisis. […]

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3 08 2010
promdi

Kris & JunJun. bilib ako sa yo, heck, dear… basang-basa mo! mismo!
sa totoo lang, hair-raising and spine-tingling na naman ang latest pronouncement na ‘yan ni kristeta on tv. oh no, not again…! nung huling mangalisag nang bongang-bonga ang balahibo ko ay during the pamanhikan ceremonies which kristeta officiated and acted upon, all by her lonesome,(but of course with the visual aid of “the buzz” cameras) in a remote barangay somewhere in Negros Occidental… delivering her original, greatest, legendary, now classic lines (directed to james yap’s mother) “huwag po kayong mag-alala, di ko sasaktan ang anak nyo!.” kaya nyo yun?!!!
careful, totoy junjun ha? . hwag gagayahin ang gamugamo!
in fairness, type ko yung balik question ni veepee jojo obama binay sa isang makulit at intregerang tv reporter… “sir, gusto nyo ba si kris para kay junjun?” to which the obamic vp gamely retorted: “kayo ba, gusto nyo?” and the rest shared the lol…! like we did… ha ha ha!

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3 08 2010
kebs

that bello has balls.

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3 08 2010
jasper

dapat ng archeologist na lang si loren

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3 08 2010
MackV

Sir – i-popost ko sa FB page ko yung Lebron billboard ha. Thank you.

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3 08 2010
professionalheckler

sure

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3 08 2010
aids

i’m an avid reader of CDQ. i want to here what his take on Soliman’s 72%. 😀

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3 08 2010
maliititik_O

go lakers but celtics is it next year! and yeah lebron, how does it feels to be a sidekick.

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3 08 2010
mae23md

si lebron tulad din ng mga PAL pilots…lumipad to seek greener pasture

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3 08 2010
this heckler is gay

The remains
were identified as that of a
childhood friend of Sen. Juan
Ponce Enrile. – wahahaha. wasak! laughtrip 😀

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3 08 2010
chihuahua

kelangan sampalin na si Kris at sabihan na ‘tumahimik ka naman. enuf already!’

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3 08 2010
melo

Naku,Jun-jun…lagot ang “jun-jun” mo ke Kristeta….uumpisahan ka sa dinner hanggang the dinner the next day…Promise!!!

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3 08 2010
konohabelle

childhood friend ni Manong!! hahaha..Achieved na achieved:)

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4 08 2010
eddibumangon

Even though PAL is the nation’s flag carrier, it is still a private entity and Pnoy has no business meddling in it’s affairs. Besides, if he really wants to go into the affairs of private corporations, he should start with Hda. Luisita and do the right thing by first, giving justice to the families of the massacre victims, and then distribute the lands to its rightful owners.

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4 08 2010
TOMADOR

If the problem can potentially cause a massive breakdown on the country’s economy, tourism and etc..the Government has every right to intervene hence the DOTC got involved.

Following your flawed logic, isn’t Hacienda Luisita a private entity as well?? LOL

Hater tsk tsk tsk

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4 08 2010
eddibumangon

You have a problem with your reading comprehension. Re-read what I posted and take more time to really understand it, slow one.

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4 08 2010
eddibumangon

Dinky of the Peace Bonds fame is the most trusted? Well, that’s them surveys. As for me, and no offense to the hip-hop generation, I don’t trust a woman with multi-colored hair…especially when she knows how to sing if we hold on together. 🙂

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4 08 2010
kaye

LOL @ if we hold on together. totoong tao siya ano?

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4 08 2010
jackgb

Another hilarious post from the great blogger. Kudos pH!

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4 08 2010
xin

this post made my day!!! more…more…

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4 08 2010
religiousboy

Kaye wrote:

nga pala di ako bago dito. i was just actually surprised you had to single out what I said in one of the posts here e hindi naman kita pinakikialaman
.
Kaye — IKAW ang unang nag-single-out at nakialam sa post ko. Pakibalikan niyo po ang pahina kung kayo’y nagugulumihanan at wag mong ibaluktot ang tuwid. Hirap sa iyo at mga katropa mo, pag kayo ang NAG-IINSULTO okay lang at labas pati mga gilagid niyo sa katatawa. Pero pag sinagot mga insulto niyo, si Noynoy ang babalikan niyo. Ha-ha-ha! O sige na nga. Di ka naman pala bago dito. Baka nag-iba ka lang ng user ID at picture kaya di kita matandaan.

Eddibumangon – at least ako boy. E ikaw kaya?

Kaye/Eddibumangon — edi magsama kayo para tumaas-taas naman ang DISTRUST rating ni P-noy. Aha…ha…ha…ha…!

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4 08 2010
eddibumangon

Eddibumangon – at least ako boy. E ikaw kaya?- religiousboy (08:53:44) :

sure ka teh?

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4 08 2010
kaye

me amnesia ka teh? e di ba ikaw ang unang pumuna saken dun sa post ni PH na too big a problem? problema kasi sayo sa dami ng mga inaaway mo dito di mo na alam kung ano ang mga pinagsasabi at pinaggagawa mo.

at unlike you, never ako nagiba ng user ID at gravatar. di tulad mo, di ako takot na ipakita kung sino ako.

check your facts first before you fire insults.

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5 08 2010
religiousboy

Uuuuy! Pikon na pikon na si Ms. Kaye. Pero sige na nga ipakita mo na. Pero wag lang sa akin. Pati na rin sa ibang bloggers dito at baka sila magselos. Pero cute mo talaga, impeyrnes.

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5 08 2010
kaye

nope, am not pikon. i just matched your tirade with one of mine. :p

nga pala, wala ka na masabi? :p

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4 08 2010
TOMADOR

uy daming openings sa PAL…dapat hire nila si GIBO TEODORO since wala naman syang trabaho at piloto naman sya diba?? LOL para naman ipakita nyang may silbi sya sa bayan kahit talunan nung May 10 LOL

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4 08 2010
darkcheron

Ba’t ba inggit na inggit ka kay Gibo? Insecure ka! Kahit ano gawin mo mas mayaman sya sayo at mas pogi at di nya kailangan mag trabaho. Nag-alisan nga yung mga piloto dahil mas better offer ng iba tapos hihirit ka dun na lang si Gibo…

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4 08 2010
observer lang

sana naman yung mga commentators sa ph ok ang english grammar at spelling. kwela nga mga statements pero instant turn-off naman pag ang anghang mamintas, mali naman ang english grammar, choice of words, or spelling. tagalog na lang, para forgiveable. sorry, personal observation lang.

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4 08 2010
religiousboy

@observer lang — maraming ganyan. Yung banat ng banat kala mo kung gaano kagaling, e ni hindi alam ang difference ng it’s sa its. Pero kung ako sa iyo, sumabay ka na lang sa motto ko: “Who am I to stop the ignorance of others?” Aha…ha….ha! But thanks for observing. Kala ko ako lang nakakapuna.

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4 08 2010
eddibumangon

Oh now were are into “it’s sa its”. Napaghahalata ka na “boy”. 🙂

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5 08 2010
TOMADOR

talk about being anal LOL

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7 08 2010
eddibumangon

Totoo ‘ata hinala ko, nawala si “boy”. 🙂

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4 08 2010
topdog

TALO YAN NG LOLO KO…. kung kakosa ni Enrile yoong 67,000 years old human na nadiscover sa Cagayan, talo yan ng nadiscover sa tarlac. Dilaw na human fossil. Kung 67th yooong cagayan, 100th years old yoong tarlac. Nanalo ngang Presidente eh…

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4 08 2010
Nessa Valdellon

I love the Professional Heckler. Have a serious, work-related query for you. Noticed your email address isn’t posted here so hope you can drop me a line. Thanks in advance!

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4 08 2010
rhozza

hahaha. Natawa ako dun sa childhood friend ni enrile.

At si tetay, migosh, sarilinin nya na lang please.

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4 08 2010
archie

Go Lakers! Keep on writing PH. Good Job!

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4 08 2010
marcela bato

Ang gagaling!! Panalo lahat ang nag comment!! hindi ko mapigilan ang pagtawa ko. Wish ko lang sana mabasa ni Kristeta mga comments at baka sakaling magkaroon ng “konting hiya” at magtahimik na lang. After all, hindi na sya teenager. Pano pa ba sya rerespetuhin ng mga tao? Bigyan nya sana ng kahihiyan ang kuya nya at wag na syang makadagdag pa sa mga problema ni PNoy.

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4 08 2010
willa

yung fave song ngayon ni Kris it must have been LOVE, di kaya dapat palitan yun ng it must have been LUST but it’s over now. It must have been good but I lost it somehow hehehe. Peace to Kris’ fans.

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5 08 2010
senior60

tomador, move on ka na, presidente na si noynoy….

at huwag naman ninyong kutyain si junjun, beauty
kaya ang kanyang yumaong kabiyak…

samantalang si kris naman, though hindi panget yet
hindi rin maganda…

wala lang, para lang may masabi, pero totoo naman
ang nasabi….

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5 08 2010
TOMADOR

uyyy nag react na si lolo… o sige na nga move on na LOL

baka atakihin ka pa sa puso LOL

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6 08 2010
Misterlon

tumawa ng sobra ng walang sound sa “childhood friend ni JPE” dahil nasa office ako.
isa pa wahahahahahahahahahahaha (wa sound).

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6 08 2010
senior60

tomador

hahaha ano ka ba, sa dami ng dapat mong sagutin sa itaas,
ako lang ang kinakaya ko, siguro dahil sa akala mo lolo na ako?
ay, oo nga pala, lolo na ako hahaha ulit

ito lang ang sinisiguro ko sa iyo, at 66 am still as healthy as a
carabao, with His grace, kaya huwag kang magalala sa mga
ataki-ataki na ganyan…

on second thought, english yan ha, baka ako ang mas effective
sa mga tirada ko dahil ako ang lagi ninyong tinitira, you, the
triumvirate…..

by the way, huwag kang toma ng toma tomador at baka hindi ka
makaabot sa pagka senior citizen, sayang ang mga benefits….

teka lang muna pala, hindi pa pala ako naka avail for the last six
years, busy kasi ako sa computer, ano ba yan, maka file na nga…

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