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17 07 2010

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Today is July 17th
On this date in…

709 BC: The first ever total solar eclipse is recorded in China. In less than 24 hours, the Chinese are replicating pirated videos of the event.

1898: General Francis V. Greene’s second expeditionary forces arrive and land at Parañaque. But they would experience a hard time advancing because of the monstrous traffic jam in the Baclaran area.

1952: David Hasselhoff is born. From that day on, he wore only orange diapers.

1962: The US Senate rejects medicare for the aged… prompting them to immigrate to a place called Makati in the Philippines.

1979: Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio Somoza flees to Miami. He spends most of his idle time watching LeBron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh practice.
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The Who
Controversial personality Gadolinium Gallium was in the news recently. In an apparent effort to gather support for his shady business(es), he allegedly dropped the name of a former politician close to the powers that be. But that’s not the juicy part of our item. Gadolinium Gallium’s ‘business’ is reportedly tolerated by his significant other, high society’s Yttrium Oxygen. Who is Yttrium Oxygen? Check out the Philippine map. She’s there. And Gadolinium Gallium? Well, he’s got a love child with former bold actress Gold Cadmium. Kahit isugal n’yo pa ang isang buwang suweldo n’yo, I bet, ‘di n’yo mahuhulaan kung sino!

Have a safe weekend!

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21 responses

17 07 2010
banker

1st kaya?

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17 07 2010
banker

bakit tinangal ung the who # 2. kuha ko na sana ung mr. mall chain, mr. diaper, mr. broadsheet. SM, EQ, MB.

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17 07 2010
banker

..nagalit ba ung magkakapatid na taga chile?

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17 07 2010
rhozza

good morning PH!

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17 07 2010
UNA AKO

Have a great week end. Godbless

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17 07 2010
Dave

Oh PH. Why oh Why? Why do you have to delete that Mr. Insatiable post? Lol. Come on, be balanced, why are you PH for? (PH Balance). Lol.

Dave

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17 07 2010
timpaul

sana first!

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17 07 2010
whatchamakulitz

1952: David Hasselhoff is born. From that day on, he wore only orange diapers.

-Ok lang na lagi sya naka orange diapers he he, LOVE IT!!!

709 BC: The first ever total solar eclipse is recorded in China. In less than 24 hours, the Chinese are replicating pirated videos of the event.

-LOL to the highest level 🙂

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17 07 2010
Pongster

Bakit nawala si:

United States (country)?
EQ (diapers)?
Shoe Mart (mall chain)?
Manila Bulletin (local broadsheet)?
and Santiago, Chile?

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17 07 2010
sam

first ba ako?

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17 07 2010
Cutids

What happened to The Who Weekend?

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17 07 2010
jasper

no 3peat for the lakers?

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17 07 2010
DEL

Abangan ko na lang to ke victor agustin, hahaha

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17 07 2010
Why o why?

What made you take it out?…just so you know, it’s not so easy to figure out personalities no matter how hard “they” try to mask the truth..

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18 07 2010
Cutids

Wala pa ring nagge-guess sa The Who 1. :p

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18 07 2010
Loo Sir

Sir PH, na kidnap ba dati so Yttrium Oxygen?? Well si GG is very famous especially sa pustahan. I didn’t now na sila na. Hot mama yang si YO. Pwedeng pwede pa…..yung nabuntis na bold star hinahanap ko pa haha…

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18 07 2010
Pongster

Yan din iniisip ko.

AA and CQ. Pero di ko alam ko alam yung bold star.

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18 07 2010
Pongster

Kaya ako nalito, dapat si boldstar Einstenium Aluminum ( or KG).

Am just not sure who was the politico that supposedly close to the powers that be.

Yttrium Oxygen was reportedly being considered to be in the senatorial line-up of Ytterbium Osmium. Unfortunately, Ms. Oxygen was blackballed by Ytterbium’s sister, Sulfur Osmium – Phosphorus.

Do i get one month’s salary in wagers?

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18 07 2010
banker

ex-politician? kapangalan nya ung character sa gulong ng palad. nangangabayo ang anak.

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19 07 2010
Pong

Ah, yung kapatid ng katukayo ni Yttrium.

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18 07 2010
AA

kaya tinaggal the who siguro nabayaran si PH, hu3

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