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13 07 2010


Noynoy and the Press
President Aquino hosted a dinner with members of the Malacañang Press Corps Tuesday night. As he walked with reporters toward the dining table, he promised them a friendlier, and more sociable administration… and then, he ordered Atty. Edwin Lacierda to just eat outside.

Noynoy and the Press II
Reports say President Aquino wants to work with a “friendly media” during his term as president… something that’s achievable considering that he worked with an even “friendlier media” during his presidential campaign.

Communications Team
RG Cruz of ABS-CBN News reported that there are two warring factions in the newly-formed communications team of President Noynoy Aquino. One group is identified with the pro-Binay camp, while the other is allied with the pro-Mar group… or, as Conrado De Quiros would probably say, good vs. evil.

Imelda and Noynoy
Ilocos Norte Representative and former First Lady Imelda Romualdez-Marcos reportedly kissed President Noynoy Aquino on the cheek during the birthday party of Makati City Mayor Jejomar Erwin “Junjun” Binay Tuesday night. Shocked by Imelda’s gesture, Noynoy exclaimed, “Sa mga nang-api sa sambayanan, wala akong karapatan na limutin ang inyong mga kasalanan!”

During the 33rd birthday party of Makati City Mayor Junjun Binay, former First Lady Imelda Marcos approached President Aquino and kissed him on the cheek. Close aides of both Mrs. Marcos and President Aquino were surprised by the awkward moment… which became more awkward when guests started shouting, “More! More!”

Top 5 Things Overheard At the Birthday Party of Makati City Mayor Jejomar Erwin “Junjun” Binay

No. 5: “Sinabi nang oo eh!!! Ba’t ba ayaw mong maniwala? Anak niya ‘yong batang lalaki! Buti na lang ‘ka mo at nagmana sa namayapang nanay. Kung hindi, kawawang bata. Tutuksuhin sa iskul ‘yan.”

No. 4: “Hello? Hello Ate Ballsy? Choppy ka. Ate!! Hello! O ayan, malinaw na. Eh anong magagawa ko? Bigla na lang lumapit at hinalikan ako sa pisngi. Alangan namang iiwas ko ang mukha ko? Don’t worry, ‘di naman yata nakunan ng media eh.”

No. 3: “Salamat sa pagdating n’yo sa kaarawan ng aking anak! I look forward to seeing you all back here next year, and the succeeding 23 years. Thank you!”

No. 2: “‘Noy, ‘di na ba talaga magagawan ng paraan ‘yong DILG? Baka naman puwedeng term-sharing? Kay Jesse ang first three years, sa akin ang last three?”

And the No. 1 thing overheard at the birthday party of Makati City Mayor Junjun Binay…

“Hindi!!!! Hindi maaari! Hayaan mo siyang maghintay sa kotse! Malinaw ang nasa imbitasyon mahal na pangulo. Ikaw lang ang imbitado, hindi ang iyong alter ego!

Trust Rating
The latest Social Weather Stations survey showed that 88 percent of adult Filipinos trust President Noynoy Aquino. The other 12 percent are his ex-girlfriends.

Trust Rating II
According to the latest SWS survey, Vice President Jejomar Binay obtained a “very good” trust rating of 77 percent. The survey was conducted a week before Binay’s convoy beat the red light along Araneta Avenue.


Ruffa’s New Love?
Smartmatic president Cesar Flores and Ruffa Gutierrez are now an item! Unconfirmed reports say Flores gave Ruffa a PCOS machine on their first date. To prove that the gift was for real, Flores tried feeding a ballot into Ruffa’s PCOS machine. But Annabelle Rama arrived unannounced, and his ballot was rejected.

Ruffa’s New Love? II
Rumors say Smartmatic president Cesar Flores is reminded of Ruffa Gutierrez whenever he sees a PCOS machine. Asked why, he said, “madaling mag-init.”
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“Every clique is a refuge for incompetence. It fosters corruption and disloyalty, it begets cowardice, and consequently is a burden upon and a drawback to the progress of the country.”
~ Madame Chiang Kai-Shek

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Elsewhere
Newsbreak: Drinking spree in Malacañang

Personal
Before I started blogging, I ‘heckled’ political figures and celebrities by sending letters to broadsheet editors just like what the ‘legend’ in that field, Mr. Paul Mortel of Marikina City did. I won’t forget Mr. Mortel because he would almost always react to my own ‘letters to the editor’ by sending me personal mails. The letters were sent to our old office in Guadalupe, Makati City. Thus, it’s shocking and sad to hear about the guy’s untimely demise. May you rest in peace Mr Paul.

Adders
Pagtalakay sa mga usaping panlipunan at pulitika. Ito ang tatalo sa mga kasabay na telenovela. Dito, ang pananaw mo ang bida. SRO with Alvin Elchico and Lynda Jumilla nightly after TV Patrol on dzMM.

Another show I try to catch whenever I’m home on Thursday night is Susan Enriquez’ SUS NAMAN! on QTV. Try n’yo rin!

Enjoy the rest of the week!

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42 responses

14 07 2010
jde0218

Ph eto na iyon the who mo … saw it in TV patrol also. Grabe unang una ka — THE WHO! After her brief and stormy romance w/ Crimson Lime Jasper, Sapphire Red Gray has found a new love. He’s none other than the very single Fuchsia Cyan. Ang tanong: pasado naman kaya sa panlasa ni Ruby Aqua si Fuchsia Cyan? A source said: “Malamang. Mapera kasi ‘yan!” Yet another observer said, “Kung maubusan siya ng perang isusupalpal kay Ruby Aqua, eh ‘di pakainin niya ng kontrobersyal na makina!” WHY NOT!?!

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15 07 2010
etchosera

parang pilit ‘Teh!

Thanks for trying anyway.

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14 07 2010
eagle_eye

Wala ka yatang Da Who ngayon ..lawls

I wonder sino patatakbuhin ni Jun Jun Binay after ng 3rd term nya … Time to post Wanted First Lady of Makati cum future Lady Mayor…

Saan ba dito ang button ng “Like” … tagal ko na gusto makita blog mo sa fezbuk

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14 07 2010
phreddox

Pers?

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15 07 2010
phreddox

pfft. thurd!

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14 07 2010
salty boots

Hoya! First! lol

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14 07 2010
rhozza

buti na lang at napadaan ako sa blog mo PH. panlibang sa pananalasa ng bagyo sa labas ng opisina.

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14 07 2010
ramrod

Very entertaining…

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14 07 2010
Marv

Hurray to your top 5…. you hit the bullseye, PH

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14 07 2010
senior60

though si imelda ang lumapit kay noynoy pero sa

tingin ko mister heckler si noynoy ang unang nag

effort to make besobeso, siguro natatandaan na

naman ni noynoy ang itinuro sa kanya ng kanyang

mga magulang na gumalang sa mga matatanda…..

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15 07 2010
timpaul

Walang punchline???

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15 07 2010
etchosera

Meron…… sa Quezon Avenue!

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14 07 2010
sdramos

aba ako ang first? hehehehe… wala lang…

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14 07 2010
timpaul

May tweet na ba yung PCOS ni Ruffa? SAna mabasa din natin dito.

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14 07 2010
vince

“Hindi!!!! Hindi maaari! Hayaan mo siyang maghintay sa kotse! Malinaw ang nasa imbitasyon mahal na pangulo. Ikaw lang ang imbitado, hindi ang iyong alter ego!”

-HAHAHA. xD

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14 07 2010
hecklerlover

First? 😀

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14 07 2010
banker

thanks PH. Masarap pang umpisa ng umaga ang blogs mo.

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14 07 2010
amateurheckler

another great one prof. but i miss my migraine today. please give me a headache.

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14 07 2010
amateurheckler

prof, now that smartmatic’s boss has a new pcos, do you think he would gladly get out of that club AIM (Ayaw Iwanan and Mike) at let ruffa take his mike na?

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14 07 2010
amateurheckler

oops. that’s Ayaw Iwanan ang Mike….and let ruffa take his mike.
with all the money that the boss got for the automation of the election, i wouldn’t be surprise to hear “ruffa, take it, take it.”

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14 07 2010
TOMADOR

lakas ng bagyong basyang tsk tsk tsk

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14 07 2010
exboywonder

magkakaron na rin ng tisoy na mayor ang makati 23 years from now. although binay pa rin ang surname!

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14 07 2010
hacktuary

Mutual admiration society naman ang PH at SRO! Methinks that once DZMM allocates L&El more time, there should be time to a few times a week bring you in via phone patch for some ‘Heckler On The Street’ musings.

Regardless, happy to see some synergy between very old and very new media!

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14 07 2010
MAURICE C. ABAD

i’m impressed by your thoughtful words and witty sarcasms. i’m beginning to be a fan…hehe.

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14 07 2010
hacktuary

You may want to link to this, Loi:
http://services.inquirer.net/print/print.php?article_id=20100711-280481

Certainly a kindred spirit of yours, although on the other side of the spectrum in terms of snark.

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14 07 2010
professionalheckler

thanks. i was supposed to put that link. nalimutan ko last night. bigla kasing nagblackout and i had to use my phone sa pag-update. 🙂

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14 07 2010
Worried Pinoy

Ibang klase ka talaga PH! Bumagyo na at lahat, blog pa din! thats what you call, DEDICATION! =)

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14 07 2010
happykoko

First? Syempre mataas trust rating ni P.Noy. Wala pa sya one month.

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14 07 2010
gibo_butnot teodoro

first ata?! nice. that’s a first. nyahahaha.

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14 07 2010
john

PH… bagyo nanaman ang dating!!! 😀 😀 😀

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14 07 2010
prince james and king wade

bwahahahahaha.

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14 07 2010
Ben

First!

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14 07 2010
Ennairolf

love this page..keep it up 🙂

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14 07 2010
Ennairolf

and masaya dahil nauna ako 🙂

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14 07 2010
randulf

hahaha la kuryente jan kya ako una

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14 07 2010
ces51se

Rumors say Smartmatic president Cesar Flores is reminded of Ruffa Gutierrez whenever he sees a PCOS machine. Asked why, he said, “madaling mag-init.”

^^ PANALO!!! LOL ^___________^

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15 07 2010
rachel

Dear Mr. Loi Reyes Landicho,

I am one of the nieces of Mr. Paul Mortel. We appreciate that you took time off in mentioning my uncle in this blogsite. He was indeed a great man and we did not realize that he made such contributions with his writtings. Our family is indeed overwhelmed with the praises that he is getting now. I’m sure my uncle is happily smiling from heaven.

From our whole family, thank you!

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15 07 2010
professionalheckler

hi rachel. his insights will be missed.

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15 07 2010
als85

i…love it.!!! hahahaha

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15 07 2010
john

huwag nyo na kasi pansinin si tanda, mahirap ng mabago ang pananaw nyan… mamatay ng ganyan ang paniniwala nya kay Noynoy, kaya hayaan nyo na, wag nyo nalang pansinin pagsasawa din yan… 😀 😀 😀

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16 07 2010
bleukite

tama ka john! imagine? ilang weeks pa lang c noy sa pwesto nya and yet ngeexpect agad ng milagro ang iba jan… hindi magician ang presidente natin, dapat within ourselves eh may ginagawa din tayong pagbabago in our own little way… wag natin iaasa lahat sa pangulo/gobyerno ang pag-asenso…

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16 07 2010
senior60

uuyyy john, ikaw bata ka, may pangalan naman ako ha,
kaya sa uulitin, mas mabuti kung pogi ka na, hindi ka
pa bastos….

wrong na wrong ka john sa pananaw mo tungkol sa akin,
dahil ako ay handang-handa pupuri kay noynoy once na
may ma accomplished na kanyang pamumuno, itaga mo
yan sa bato….

samantala, dahil wala pa naman kaya comment lang tayo
on the current issues, as simple as that, hindi naman
kailangan aabot pa sa kamatayan ang usapin hahaha…

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