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LAWBREAKERS

8 07 2010


YOU HEARD President Noynoy Aquino’s inaugural speech, right? He wanted the new government to lead by example; precisely the reason why he encouraged people in power to shun the wangwang. He wanted them to strictly follow traffic rules and regulations: No one should offer and accept tong or ‘lagay.’ No one should counterflow. And to prevent accidents, no one should beat the red light. Unless of course, you’re the vice president.


Caught on Tape
Last Monday, Vice President Jejomar Binay’s convoy was caught by a GMA 7 television crew beating the red light and ignoring a “no left turn” sign at about 11:30 a.m. along Araneta Avenue in Quezon City. Binay has reportedly reprimanded the “concerned personnel” – for their failure to monitor the presence of the TV crew.

As GMA News reported, Vice President Jejomar Binay’s convoy didn’t just beat the red light but actually ignored a “no left turn” sign along Araneta Avenue last Monday. According to Binay, he was in a hurry for a meeting that day, he totally forgot that he was not in Makati.

Binay’s Request
Vice President Jejomar Binay wants to have his own official office and residence like the president. Asked why, Binay said, “Alangan namang mag-uwian ako sa bahay namin for the next 24 years. Heller!?!”

Cito’s Back
Former Agriculture Secretary Luis ‘Cito’ Lorenzo Jr. is back! He told ABS-CBN’s Lynda Jumilla he’s now willing to testify in the P728-million fertilizer scam probe. In fact, President Noynoy Aquino himself said that Lorenzo could serve as a state witness. Why not? He knows a lot about the issue; he seems to be the least guilty, and his brother donated P20 million to Noynoy’s presidential campaign.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Q_FC5DuANQwOmM:http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/spotlight/bet-blog/assets/2009/12/tiger-woods.jpg In Sports…
At a news conference held after the recently concluded J.P. McManus Invitational Pro-Am in Ireland, Tiger Woods turned curt and dismissive, and declined to answer questions about his private life. Woods also expressed his thoughts on what he described was a ‘double standard.’ Baffled members of the media asked, what do you mean ‘double standard?’ Woods answered, “In the US, you cheat on your wife, you get crucified. In the Philippines, you cheat on the golf course, you get the Bureau of Customs.”

Alvarez Is In
The new commissioner of the Bureau of Customs – Air21 president and former SGV senior auditor Angelito ‘Lito’ Alvarez is in the news these days. According to Inquirer and dzRH sources, the posh Alabang Golf and Country Club imposed a six-month suspension on Alvarez for cheating during a golf tournament in February. But Malacañang’s search committee believes Alvarez is the best guy to take on the bad eggs at the Bureau of Customs. You know, galit ang mandaraya sa kapwa mandaraya.


The Late Mrs. Arroyo
Congresswoman Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo arrived three hours late in today’s orientation of neophyte congressmen at the House of Representatives. Mrs. Arroyo got up late because she wasn’t able to sleep well last night: she had a terrible headache, had an upset stomach, and saw Cito Lorenzo in the news.

Belmonte and Pork Barrel
Liberal Party’s bet for House Speaker, Quezon City Rep. Feliciano Belmonte is against the proposal of some of his party mates to slash pork barrel allocations to P40 million from P70 million per congressmen. Incoming House Minority Leader Edcel Lagman described the proposed cut as “flawed, cosmetic, and counterproductive” while Quezon Rep. Danilo Suarez said it’s “discriminatory.” In short, “anti-congressman.” Punyeta kayong lahat!


Red Mass
President Noynoy Aquino arrived late in yesterday’s Red Mass at the Manila Cathedral. In contrast, Vice President Jejomar Binay arrived so much ahead of everyone… which was not surprising considering how good his driver was in beating the red light.
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“An honest confession is good for the soul, but bad for the reputation.”
~Thomas Dewar

The Who
In the NBA, there’s John Amaechi. In the PBA, well, there’s the already-retired Apricot Banana Watermelon who was outed by his ex-wife. Both were professional cagers. Now, what if the head coach is homosexual? Would it be a big deal? Definitely not for the players of this collegiate team that is being mentored by a gay coach. As one team member asserted, “As long as he does not spend time with us in the locker room, walang problema.” Who’s the gay coach? Think John Donne and Ma. Isabel Lopez. Marami rin n’yan sa Pangasinan! And the college team? ‘Wag na. Basta ‘pag nahulaan mo, ituturing kitang isang bayani at tatanggap ka pa ng maagang Christmas gift!

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60 responses

8 07 2010
etchosera

Ayyyy! Isang maintrigang post na naman itis!
Para tuloy gusto ko na rin maging “coats”……di ba Pacman?

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8 07 2010
TOMADOR

tigas talaga ng mukha ni Binay tsk tsk tsk

maghahantay na lang ako sa mga ibang commenters dito kung sino yang na blind-item na yan hehehe

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8 07 2010
yodz

Naku itong si Jejomar, wala ngang wangwang may wengweng driver naman.
Dapat kasi gabi nya gagawin yang mga ganyan kasi hindi siya nakikita sa dilim…

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9 07 2010
Belisema

kc akala ni binay khit morning ndi pa rin sya makikita… you know!!!

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9 07 2010
sino nanay mo

hahahaha i love you post! Tumpak!

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8 07 2010
lugaw

PH, King of the jungle ba yung isa dyan?

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8 07 2010
Sgporeboy

Kilala ko na yung Coach. Ang family name niya ay katulad ng isang “Shopaholic” na artista na banyaga 🙂

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8 07 2010
john

😀 😀 😀 PUNYETA TALAGA KAYONG LAHAT MGA TONGRESSMAN!!! 😀 😀 😀

HAPPY NAMAN PH!!! 😀

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8 07 2010
john

PH alam ko may sinabi pa itong si Edcel Lagman na anti-poor din daw? 😀 😀

Eto naman RED MASS ni Rosales dapat ginawa din nya yan noong panahon ni Gloria.

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9 07 2010
esa

Yes, I agree…Cardinal Rosales should have done it several times during the time of GMA even if he thought that GMA is a hopeless case. Ireally wonder why he didn’t take the initiative.

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8 07 2010
stalker

jejemon ka talaga binay!!

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8 07 2010
jde0218

si V.Nay talaga oo. 🙂
saw this from Ira Panganiban FB account re : BInay
http://freespit.wordpress.com/2010/07/08/ang-vp-kong-negro-bow/

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8 07 2010
Topdog

Lol ! Too elementary ang wang wang policy. Kasing babaw ni noynoy! Hehe

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9 07 2010
Worried Pinoy

Yup bro, too elementary. Simple things that gives a big impact on how you take things in order. 80-20 rule bro.

Alam na natin ngayon kung sino ang pilit lumulusot sa batas, diba VICE-PRESIDENT BINAY?? Simpleng batas-trapiko di mo masunod. Bise presidente ka na noggie. Start acting like one! Nyeta na yan.

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9 07 2010
mavakes

Very, very true. Sabi nga ni Mon Tulfo isa lang naman spare tire si Binay but he acts like he’s god. Paano pa kaya pag naging presidente yan? Nyeta talaga sya!

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8 07 2010
Abusputnik

Nice post PH. Binay 2016 mukhang malabo na yan….Regarding sa blind item si ********* ba yun ng ************* College…..

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8 07 2010
professionalheckler

hahahahahhahaha!

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8 07 2010
elmer

@topdog…it’s NOT that as simple as “wangwang” policy..it’s NOT mababaw… it’s very simple way of saying” sumunod sa batas” baka naman sobra mo nang lalim mag-isip kaya katulad ka na rin ng iba jan na walang disiplina sa kalsada. Hup u comprehend!

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9 07 2010
TOMADOR

@elmer – hayaan mo na yan si topdog..may hangover pa yan sa pagkatalo ng manok nyan bwahahahahaha

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8 07 2010
kaboom!

ay kilala ko si apricot banana watermelon, MVP yan. shooter. magaling sa fake yan. walang player ang hindi kumagat sa fake nya. Pati pala sya fake.

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8 07 2010
professionalheckler

Funnnnnnnnny!

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8 07 2010
Anonymous

saka parang hindi ko nga nakita na nakipag away yan. parang pa-irap-irap lang sya. may natandaan ka na nakipagaway yang player na yan?

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10 07 2010
MPRivera

pairap irap?

As in badaf?

Dyuspuday!

Naku naman!

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8 07 2010
kaboom!

Gets ko na ung Coach and School. Sikat na tula, pelikula at tourist spot ang last name nya!. Saan na Christmas gift ko? Para sa first name, Kakanta pa ba ako ng Christmas SONG na ____ (ako kasi FIRST na nakahula) para ibigay mo gift ko? Para sa school, Baka naman bibigyan mo na lang ako ng STAR. 5 STAR ibigay mo sa akin ha? Para ako pinakamataas sa school nila. Yehey bayani na ako. Taga Marikina nga lang. Hindi CAVITE

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8 07 2010
kaboom!

NO! mali pala 1st name. at least MARami ako ibang tama…

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8 07 2010
Caturay

Gets ko to lahat (weee! hindi sumakit ang ulo ko), pero ang gusto kong malaman: Sino ang partner in crime ng ating fruit platter na si Apricot Banana Watermelon. Sige na clue naman dyan.

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8 07 2010
dipaladlad

i love you PH!!! walang araw na di ko binibisita ang site mo. para kang isang drogang nakaka-adik! adik ako sayo! kahit araw araw kang mag post!

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9 07 2010
professionalheckler

di kayang araw-araw. may trabaho pa naman ako. 🙂

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9 07 2010
Jspice

Pag blind items hindi ko talaga makuha 😦

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9 07 2010
Pol

Apricot Banana Watermelon: Matagal nang retired, pioneer ng PBA
Gay coach: “No Man is an Island”

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9 07 2010
boy bisaya

yun ba yung dating star player ng crispa noon?

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9 07 2010
Pol

Oo. BOGbog Sarado ata sa asawa nung madiskubre ang pagkabadaf…

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9 07 2010
Vice Ganda

Vice Ganda “E ano naman kung gay? May problema ka ba sa mga bakla ha Loi Pogi?” HAHAHA……

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9 07 2010
bratper

yung COACH: N.I. ang initials?
yung college: Taga-Cavite?

Korek ba PH?

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12 07 2010
BAROK

Yan din ang hula ko…sa kaka-google.

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9 07 2010
timpaul

Nakuha ko rin yung coach. Yung firstname nya isang letter lang ang difference sa pinakamatunog na tandem noong nakaraang election. Magkarhyme.

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9 07 2010
DEL

Bogs adornado ba yan, at si leo austria?

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9 07 2010
ajinomoto

weeehhh… di ko magets ang the who mo PH…more clues please…

pero ang ikinaloka ko ang pagbabalik ni Cito Lorenzo..lakas na ng loob porket may donation si Bro kay Noynoy. ang tindiiii…

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9 07 2010
sonny

Funny post as usual. Kaya lang ba’t wala kang take dun sa pagiging late palagi ni Pnoy especially dun sa Red Mass?

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9 07 2010
rajon rondo

read your tweets about miami heat. i think it is a sign of panic. kasi malabo na maka 3 peat sina kawba bryant mo. and malabo na uling magchampion…ever! bwahahahahahaha.

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10 07 2010
professionalheckler

the last time i looked (or read), someone named rajon rondo vowed to embarrass the lakers. the rest as they say is… pffft! now that’s BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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9 07 2010
chicka-let

true ba ang narinig ko sa aking GRANDMAtador na condo-mate ni kris at james sa ORT na….. si kris at JJB na? parang bumababa ang standards ng lola mo. from tall dark and pwede na to short dark and HUWAG NA LANG… =)) hehehe. paconfirm na lang!

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9 07 2010
camille

If USA has the 1st black president, the PI has the 1st black vice-president.

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10 07 2010
etchosera

Haaaaaaa? Susmorionesfestival!

Nagulat po talaga ako…. promise!

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11 07 2010
babaylan

mali, ang unang itim na bise presidente ay si carlos p. garcia, “the balak beauty from bohol”.

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14 07 2010
mang cruz

Hi Camille, we already had many Blacks in our government. Karamihan sa kanila ay MAI-ITIM ANG BUDHI!

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9 07 2010
LIVINGSAINT

yung team, pinaka bagong member ng oldest collegiate tournament in the philippines. hindi pa nanalo. yun na!

yung ex pba, nuon pa nasa news. hindi na kailangan i blind item. basta siya yung pina kauna na 3x mvp.

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10 07 2010
senior60

ang tindi ng liberal party, akala ko ba iniscreen nila ng
mabuti ang mga donor nila, yun pala tumanggap kahit
kanino galing…

ang tindi ni noynoy, pinasok pa sa kanyang kabinete ang
isa pang malaking donor…

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10 07 2010
senior60

alam ko na kung bakit hindi nag wawangwang si noynoy,
para lagi syang late sa pupuntahan, uso yan sa showbiz,
para magiging center of attraction…

alam ko na kung anong violent reaction ni tomador, na
hayaan na lang ako dahil talo manok ko hahaha

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14 07 2010
mang cruz

Hi Senior60. Dapat di lang wangwang ang ipagbawal. Ipagbawal na rin dapat ang “weng-weng” kung nagmamaneho. Marami ang aksidente kasi sobra ang inom ng “weng-weng”! Wag sana magalit si tomador.

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10 07 2010
Lynda Jumilla

“Former Agriculture Secretary Luis ‘Cito’ Lorenzo Jr. is back! He told ABS-CBN’s Lynda Jumilla he’s now willing to testify in the P728-million fertilizer scam probe.”

Wow! made na ang career ko kasi nabanggit ako sa tanyag at bantog na blog ni heckler! thanks, loi!

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10 07 2010
professionalheckler

your program has been helpful too in promoting this blog. 🙂 i should be the one thanking you guys.

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10 07 2010
john

hello Lynda, can you please try to catch the mouse comments/reaction on this… 😀

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10 07 2010
kissass_dramedy

As usual strike n naman ang mga KISSASS! Tumitirik ang mga mata at patuwad tuwad pa sa kakatawa kahit naman corny mga tirades. Praise up to the heavens lagi kung mag comment Bwahahahahaah. Syempre deleted na namn ang comment na to! Yahooooo.

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11 07 2010
john

WRONG!!! ang pait-pait mo!!! 😀 😀 😀

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12 07 2010
etchosera

Ikaw na naman ba yan, Bitter Ocampo?

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11 07 2010
Ervin Ang

Good blog. Just happened to stumble upon your site. Awesome stuff here! This is the kind of blog I’ve always looked for, local politics and whatnots. Subscribed!

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12 07 2010
vancougar

da hu:
pwedeng Bill ang nickname pero naging B—
player dati ng Crispa… at malaki ang kanyang……… knows!

si coach: No millionaires in these 7100++achuchuchu of the Filipinas

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12 07 2010
adrian

wala talagang pakisama si binay. ang tigas

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15 07 2010
phreddox

Shalani supports President Aquino in his crusade against the use of wang-wang. She hopes though that it doesnt apply to the use of his wang.

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