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6 07 2010


PRESIDENT NOYNOY AQUINO says his Cabinet will undergo a seminar on how to properly deal with the media. The seminar is not mandatory for all Cabinet members… except for Edwin Lacierda and Bro. Armin Luistro.

Reports say members of the Aquino cabinet will attend a seminar on how to properly deal with the members of the press. You know, how to charm them, get their attention, sustain their interest, and make them believe all the things you say. The seminar will be conducted by Kris Aquino.

President Aquino announced that members of his Cabinet would undergo a seminar on media relations. Again, fine-tuning.

No TRO
A Quezon City court has junked the request for a TRO filed by a CBCP consultant against the pilot testing of DepEd’s sex education program… to which Bro. Armin Luistro allegedly said, “’Kita n’yo na? Walang naitutulong ang media!”

Shooting President
On his fifth day as president, Noynoy Aquino took time off and did some target practice at Langkaya, Antipolo with Makati City Mayor Junjun Binay. The younger Binay said he actually sent the invitation to Aquino two weeks ago… but it was only last Sunday that Mar Roxas was persuaded to let Noynoy go.

President Aquino went target shooting Sunday. Members of the PSG said he was unusually sharp that day. In fact, he only missed 1 of the 10 James Yap photos used as targets.

Photo of the Weak

“Anak, inililipat ko na sa ‘yo ang pamamahala sa minamahal nating lungsod ng Makati. Para sa ‘yo talaga ‘to dahil nasa grade school ka pa lang, isinumpa ko na sa aking sarili na hinding-hindi ko bibitiwan ang puwestong ito hangga’t ‘di ka sumasapit sa tamang edad ng pamumuno. Bata pa ang iyong anak na lalaki. Matagal-tagal pa ang iyong bubunuin. Konting tiyaga. Nakaya ko ang 24 years, makakaya mo ang 25. Mabuhay ka!”

Just So You Know…
There’s a reported Facebook war between Noynoy Aquino volunteer Mae Paner a.k.a. “Juana Change” and presidential spokesman Edwin Lacierda. Interviewed on ANC, Paner revealed that Lacierda described her as “naiinggit” for criticizing the appointment of the Abads (whom she labeled as “recycled”) in government. The palace spokesman insists he’s just protecting Butch Abad and his family who are his close friends. The situation just got worse when Paner called up Lacierda to settle their differences. Instead of saying “Hello?” the palace spokesman said, “Oink?”

Tight Race
Reports say Senators Francis Pangilinan and Manny Villar are in a fierce battle for the presidency of the Senate. The only fiercer battle is between Juana Change and Edwin Lacierda.

Boat Capsizes
A motorboat carrying six members of the religious sect ‘Ang Dating Daan’ capsized Sunday enroute to Aroroy port after leaving Barangay Talib in Aroroy, Masbate. Probers are checking on reports that the boatman was a member of the Iglesia ni Cristo.

Overseas
US Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has criticized Russia for occupying parts of Georgia… which is really ironic coming from a high-ranking official of a country that occupies the rest of the world.
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“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
~Sun Tzu

The Who!
Another couple heads for splitsville! Mauritius Australia knew her affair with local politico Jordan Vanuatu Japan Ethiopia was doomed from the start. “There was a lot of fighting,” a source said. And whether she admits it or not, Mauritius Australia’s a battered “kabit.” She almost called it quits a couple of years back if not for her pregnancy. This time though, she’s determined to leave local politico. The straw that broke the camel’s back? Mauritius Australia learned that Jordan Vanuatu Japan Ethiopia has another woman, Greece Jamaica, a former flame of diminutive Mr. Romania. People wonder: why can’t Jordan Vanuatu Japan Ethiopia’s more famous father or brother discipline him? One of his constituents put it, “Isang himala kapag napagbago ng asal ‘yang si Jordan Vanuatu Japan Ethiopia. Pero kung magagawa ‘yan ng kanyang ama at kapatid, ako ang unang-unang sisigaw ng Hallelujah!”
(Updated July 9: Jordan Vanuatu Japan Ethiopia has granted ‘freedom” to Mauritius Australia. Nakahinga na ng maluwag ang kinawawang babae. Good for her.)

The Who, Too
If looks could kill, Yemen would be dead by now. And Germany would confess to the murder. Germany is so mad at Yemen for being a blabbermouth. It was Yemen who, without consulting Germany first, announced to the world that Germany’s romance with Malaysia was over. Germany didn’t want the public to know about it, and was actually successful in keeping the separation a secret from the tabloid press, until Yemen, yes, the rumormonger, made it public. Tsismosa!

The Who III
Will ex-politico, Kangaroo say “yes” to network bigwig, Parrot who offered him to anchor the network’s early evening newscast for a whopping P10M/month plus other perks? A very reliable source says Kangaroo still has a week left to decide. But will owners of his former network allow that? Everyone in his ‘original home’ with the exception perhaps of high-ranking Rabbit, is reportedly excited to see him back. Ano ang kanyang pipiliin? Abangan!

Survey Says
Who should be the Senate president?
Sen. Francis Pangilinan 40%
Sen. Manuel Villar Jr. 15%
Wala sa kanila. 45%

We have a new survey. Please vote now.

Wohoo!
Congratulations to Francisco Bustamante of the Philippines for winning the 2010 World 9-Ball Pool Championships in Doha, Qatar earlier today (Manila time)! Great job Django!

Enjoy the rest of the week y’all!

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91 responses

6 07 2010
rian

wahh PH! ang hirap ng the who mo.
yung second, parang si PG si Germany, di ko lang knows si Yemen.
For the first one, napakahirap. 😦

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6 07 2010
rian

ay! nde yata si PG si Germany. back to 0 na naman ako.

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6 07 2010
meimei

Aha! May kinalaman sa blind item kahapon. Si Yemen ay isang notorious na party boy!

Also, I believe na si Parrot ay mahilig sa tinatawag na “cut and paste.”

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6 07 2010
kale

i think Yemen is TY. tama ba ph?

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6 07 2010
jde0218

kahirap ng malayo hindi updated sa showbiz… wala akong alam sa mga The who?

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6 07 2010
checkmate

kulet ng joke kay juana change nyahaha

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7 07 2010
Lawrence_Patola

Bakit ba ang daming nakakaaway ni May Paner? Nag volunteer nga kay Noynoy pero, gusto yatang siya ang maging official bungangera ng Aquino administration!

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6 07 2010
DAHOOO

ang hirap naman ng blind item. Congressman na ba yan? May kapatid (half brod) ba yan na closet bading? Wala ako idea sa mga girls involved. Sino kaya?

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6 07 2010
boongaii

haha to kris aquino conducting the seminar! 😛

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6 07 2010
boongaii

Haha to Kris conducting the seminar! 😛 mahahasang mag-emote ang mga cabinet members. hehehe…

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6 07 2010
boongaii

excited pa naman ako to be the first to comment tapos nag-e-error. ngoork! dork!

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6 07 2010
jde0218

I think (hula lang po) si Jordan Vanuatu Japan Ethiopia ay dating mayor at ngayon ay isa ng Congressman. Tatay nya si Jamaica Ethiopia at Nanay naman nya eh si Guyana Guatemala. Guess lang po 🙂

pero hindi ko alam ang mga babae… clue less

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6 07 2010
jde0218

Tama po ba ako PH?

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6 07 2010
professionalheckler

wrong! 🙂

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7 07 2010
derdo

I couldn’t get Romania, Greece and Rabbit. Nahihilo na ako kakaisip!

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30 07 2010
Pongster

Ang tatay ni Jordan Vanuatu Japan Ethiopia (Municipal Mayor) ay si Vanuatu Ethiopia Brazil (ran for President). Kapati niya si Vanuatu Jamaica (former Congressman).

Mauritius Australia used to be linked to Mauritania Tonga Jamaica (former City Mayor) who in turn used to be linked to Yemen Andorra Kenya who is the sister of Andorra Nigeria Belize (who also ran for President).

Mr. Romania’s complete name is Romania Poland. Greece Jamaica used to be linked to Greece Japan and they have a daughter Greece Jordan.

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6 07 2010
john

😀 😀 😀 …. panalo nanaman PH!!!

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6 07 2010
kristals

the who no.2 lahat sila may lahing foreigner

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6 07 2010
oyel65

sa palagay ko lang..
Mauritius Australia – vegetarian, nagpose ng dahon lang ang takip
ang iba, clueless.
galing mo PH.

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6 07 2010
oyel65

Germany & Malaysia – EB
Yemini – ka-surname ni King James
tama kaya, kung tama, tsimoso na rin ako.

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6 07 2010
Sgporeboy

The Who, too:

Yemen: ******
Germany: *********
Malaysia: ***********

Remember, si ***** ang nag-announce sa isang party na pinapa-announce daw ni ******* sa kanya na single na siya ulit?

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7 07 2010
FAN ni PH

Aha! Alam ko na. ^_^

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6 07 2010
ajinomoto

the who too…

yemen – TY

germany – PG

malaysia – MS

tama ba ako??? prof..

been a lurker for ages now…

i love your post….

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6 07 2010
professionalheckler

🙂 . yun na lang muna.

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6 07 2010
ajinomoto

me tama ako…. yung M dun nag start ang totoong pangalan nya kase magiging Vietnam sya kung nick name lang..woohooo…

nose bleed ako sa the who number 1….

more more more…

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7 07 2010
derdo

why did G and M part ways? Third party issue?

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6 07 2010
anonymous

TY, at PG….MS? ah ok ginamit mo full name nun exhubby ni DB. ang hirap nun the who 1 and 3. Db nga c jvje e anak ni je at ni gg? wrong pa rin?

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6 07 2010
sam

ajinomoto:

db si TY yun eventologist na feeling sosyal kuno? at nasali sa gucci gang scandal 2 years ago? at si TY din yun ibig sbhin nun name nya e ‘T@#g in@#g mukha yan, ang pangit?

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7 07 2010
rothschild_919@yahoo.com

korek ka jan sam…

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6 07 2010
nickie wang

Bibigyan kaya ng seminar ni Yemen si Germany?

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6 07 2010
shobezzz

Si Yemen yung eventologist and yes, PG is Germany.

Tama ba PH?

So truelili nga yung chismaxx!

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6 07 2010
Anonymous

nak ng weh! wala akong mahulaan sa the who! pangalanan mo nalang please.di ko ma gets eh.hehehe

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6 07 2010
JR Lopez Gonzales

Too bad, ‘di ako bumabasa ng showbiz news, ‘di ko talaga mahulaan. 😀
Tama ba ‘tong nakikita ko?
May ADS na si PH oh. 🙂

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6 07 2010
Dyoiskupo

wla akong mahulaan sa the whooooo!!!! hahahaha….

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6 07 2010
Camille

ang hirap naman nung number 1 blind item. wala manlang clue? LOL

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6 07 2010
timpaul

On the who:
“Isang himala kapag napagbago ng asal ‘yang si Jordan Vanuatu Japan Ethiopia. Pero kung magagawa ‘yan ng kanyang ama at kapatid, ako ang unang-unang sisigaw ng Hallelujah!”

Or, mas may chansa pang manalo ang ama nya pag tumakbo uli kaysa mapabago sya. Tama ba, prof? gimme 5(million), prof, pag tama ako. Pls!?

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6 07 2010
professionalheckler

hahahahahahaahah!

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7 07 2010
timpaul

Tama nga ako. Hallelujah! But more than that, mas masaya ako pag napatawa ko ang nagpapatawa. Hahahaha!

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7 07 2010
Belisema

tama ka. halleluia! yung girl dating host sa isang noon time show na minsan nag-asawa ng foreigner na base HK.

yung ex-politiko. sobrang swerte. naka-pera na kay V… naka-pera na sa goberno… ngayon kay MP na nman?

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8 07 2010
timpaul

di ko magets MP. SIno sya?

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6 07 2010
DEL

Bakit PH, galit ba si Maria ke Noli, dahil di niya iniwan si Gloria? I would love to see him in a diferrent network para di siya maimpluwensyahan ng pinakabossing. Gusto kong maging independent siya, haha.

Totoo rin ba to? Si EL(bossing) ay bata ngayon si MR(talent), parang key KH dati? Marami siyang project at sumasakay din sa chopper ni bossing. Si MR ay na-involve sa isang pinakamalaking kontrobersya nung last year na nakarating pa sa senado. Ang pinakabida sa kontrobersya ay isang loser ngayon, na natanggalan ng lisensya sa kanyang propesyon. Si KH naman ay dating syota(kuno) ni Panday, nung sila ay sobrang sikat pa.

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6 07 2010
meimei

Again, dahil blind item addict ako (kahit na alam kong kasalanan ang chismis):

Si MR ay nakapag-aral na, at nag-“lie low” noong nagkaroon ng iskandalo.

Si KH ang na-involve kay Panday, kay Danube Orinoco (na kilala ni Panday), at ang sikat na singer na si Manitoba Bronx. May kinalaman din siya kay Malaysia from Blind Item #1.

Si EL (yata) ang nakapagbenta ng magarang bahay sa isang Papa…

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6 07 2010
Caturay

K used to have a “boy”. P is for Plagiarizer. R is for Rissa Hontiveros from the Visayas (Huntibirus? Nyahaha!)

Korek or Rong?

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6 07 2010
guestguest

guess ko sa da who:
1. jv ejercito
2. boy abunda – kris aquino
3. noli de castro

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6 07 2010
anonymous

ay mukhang tama ka guestguest! pero diba sa the who 2 e c TY, PG at MS or VS yun?

kasi kung c kalbong feelingera ang nagbuking ke emotera, e super friends cla, db?

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6 07 2010
Anonymous

sa mga da who lng nagfofocus ang mga commenters. haha

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6 07 2010
oz

galing nu guestguest.haha

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6 07 2010
LIVINGSAINT

1.) hindi ko mahula-an si M.A. starlet yata to. 2.) the who of the previous post. 3.)k galing sa channel 2, asawa niya ay executive. mahilig sa basketball si parrot, crush ata si chris tiu. si rabbit ay maitim at maliit na babae.

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7 07 2010
meimei

Actually, sinabi naman ni Heckler na lalake si Kangaroo, so hindi si KD na kapipirma lang sa bagong kontrata ng Dos. Therefore, Kangaroo = nickname, dahil hilig niyang batiin ang sambayanan gabi-gabi.

Also: “Maliit at maitim na babae,” kamo? Kung hindi binanggit ni Heckler na “high ranking executive” iyon – and in this case yun yung nagtrabaho sa CNN – sasabihin ko sana na yun yung isa pang babae na may kaitiman din sa totoong buhay (balat at binhi) dahil R ang surname ng asawa niya.

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8 07 2010
etchosera

Ayyyyyyy! kelangan daw ba talaga ng mahabang explanashien? Ahihihihihi!

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6 07 2010
Lorna Dimaculangan

Grabe naliligaw ako kay Germany and Yemen!!! Galing mo, PH! 😀

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6 07 2010
Kaboom!

PH! Pumuputok ang The Who mo! Happy New Year! Tama ba ako?

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6 07 2010
brunix

MA – nagtakip ng dahon – Alicia Mayer? 😀

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6 07 2010
Kaboom!

PH, FYI. Nagkabalikan na si Jordan Vanuatu Japan Ethiopia & Vanuatu Malaysia. Nagbalik na ang original galing Denmark Saipan. Kitang kita sa oath taking ni local official. Sumasabog at Pumuputok na rebelasyon!

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6 07 2010
onyx

hmmm…

1. Japan Vuanatu Jordan Ethiopia – di ba may anak din siya sa dating model na ang initials ay Peanut Butter…? Clueless ako kay Mr. Romania at Greece Jamaica

2. A follow-up of yesterday’s blind item, isang libo’t-isang tuwa, buong bansa, Eat Bulaga…!!!

3. Ano ang magiging title ng newscast…? Magandang Gabi, Kapatid…?

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7 07 2010
senior60

‘ U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has criticized Russia for

occupying parts of Georgia….which is really ironic coming from a high-

ranking official of a country that occupies the rest of the world’ except

perhaps, China…

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7 07 2010
Chiz Moso

Alam ko na!!! Hahahaha (lelluia)! Si AM e ang apelyido dati ay A-tapang A-tao. Ex ni Tsong at ni Papaya Boy. Si local politico naman ay mayor sa isang munisipyo na sikat pag bagong taon, at yung kapatid nya ay partylist congressman ng partido na ginagawa mo tuwing umaga……Ang hindi ko na lang mahuli ay sino yung other woman……Konting clue pa MR PH…..

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7 07 2010
kaboom!

the who #1, pumuputok yan PH. happy new year! amen?

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7 07 2010
camille

anu ba yan pangalanan na nga….MR-maricar reyes? KH-katrina halilia? panday-bong revilla?

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7 07 2010
Loo Sir

Da who

AM – dating web sensation na hindi daw kumakain ng karne.
JV”J”E – sangkot sa barilan nung 2007, mayor
Dad of J – talunan sa pagka-presidente kahit malapit daw sa Diyos, parang lagi nakapikit pag nagsasalita.
Brother – Cong na sumikat lang dahil sa tatay.
Yemen, Germany, Malaysia – sobrang giveaway alam na ng lahat.
Parrot – mahilig sa birdie kaya parrot.
Kangaroo – sino naman ang hindi kilala si Ka-kosa.
Rabbit – kelangan magpunta sa derma, may skin disease yata sa mukha kaya tinaggal sa CNN.

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7 07 2010
Anonymous

trulili ba eto? si Chiz Escudero daw ang 3rd party sa hiwalayang James & Kris?

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8 07 2010
Journalist

Nope. Hindi si Chiz ang dahilan, and hindi rin 3rd party ang dahilan. I know the whole reason. na scoopan kita PH! 😉

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8 07 2010
etchosera

Wala pong 3rd, 4th or 5th party.
Di uso kay Kris ang party, gusto nya one on one lang.

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7 07 2010
camille

trulili? si Chiz Escudero daw 3rd party sa hiwalayang Kris & James?

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11 07 2010
sam

nye….chiz and kris? or chiz and james???!!!!

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7 07 2010
dede

sa wakas, na get ko narin, kahapon pa masakit ang ulo ko kay si Jordan Vanuatu Japan Ethiopia, atleast mawawala na sakit ng ulo ko,Praise the Lord, palakpakan natin ang Panginoon.
pag naman eto mali pa, uuntug ko na ulo ko.

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8 07 2010
etchosera

di nga dede?
na-gets mo na ba talaga? bakit ba feeling ko eh di pa rin?

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8 07 2010
dede

get ko na po atcheng Etchosera,sumakit lang muna ulo ko sa hirap.

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7 07 2010
TOMADOR

galing ni Loo Sir! 😀

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7 07 2010
bratper

Germany – PG (Chickadora)
Yemen – AY (May mga kapatid sa showbiz)
Malaysia – MS (Real name nya – May kapatid din sa showbiz at pulitika)

Tama ba PH?

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7 07 2010
sino nanay mo

Teka kala ko ba si ************* happily married na? early this year lumabas siya sa showbiz central nung nanganak na siya, tapos yun vtr sa house niya and may shot pa dun sa husband niya.

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7 07 2010
sunshine

na-gets ko na yung #1 pero confirm ko lang si Greece Jamaica (GJ) at Mr. Romania. Tama ba na si GJ ay may anak sa showbiz na same initials din niya? at si Mr. Romania na ex niya ay mas bata pa sa kanya? tama ba? tama? sige na, kasi halos buong araw namin inisip sa office yan. hehe. 🙂

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8 07 2010
professionalheckler

taaaama!

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7 07 2010
kaboom!

The Who # 1: ang 1st name ni Greece Jamaica ay katunog sa type ng alak ng team ni Jaworski dati. kaapelyido nya naman ang isang magaling na veteranong contrabida ni FPJ. 1st name naman ni Mr. Romania ay ang tawag ng mga pinoy sa t-shirt na may collar.

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8 07 2010
senior60

mister heckler, pwede request?

pwede pakisabi correct answers pag mag new topic ka na?

para sa katulad kong hindi naka gets? thank you…

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8 07 2010
zipppo

OK, I get who JVJE is and his more famous father and brother. I also now know who MA is. But who the hell is Greece Jamaica?!! Help!!!

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8 07 2010
kaboom!

nawala comment ko regarding Greece Jamaica? binura mo PH?

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8 07 2010
iamrico

si Greece Jamaica po ba ay may teenage daughter na artista din at magkatunog names nila? at ang firstname ni Mr. Romania ay isang popular brand at sya ay nagkaroon ng May-December affair with Greece Jamaica?

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8 07 2010
8 07 2010
etchosera

Juicemio PH! Nagkagulo ang sambayanan sa imong mga The Who!

…. at di raw sila mahilig sa chismis sa lagay na yan, ha?

Ahah ahah ahah!

More! More!

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8 07 2010
john

😀 😀 😀 ang saya-saya naman ng The Who mo PH… naging irrelevant ang ibang comments… 😀 😀 😀

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8 07 2010
tc

Kung iniisip nyong si JVJE ay anak ng natalong presidentiable na si Jamaica Ecuador Estonia at ng dating aktres na si Guinea Guinea, wrong!

Haha. Ibang milagro ang kailangan nya.

Si Greece Jamaica ay isang cougar nung patulan nya si Romania Poland. Si Romania Poland ay naging bf ni Madagascar Abkhazia at Djibouti Somalia.

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8 07 2010
Scorpion13

I am for Senator Villar as Senate President as I believed that being a former Senate President in the past he will not have a hard time fulfilling his task as senate head. While Pangilinan on the other hand will only be subservient to the likes of P-Noy which will proves that the senate is a rubber stamp the new administration whicih will defeat the purpose of being an independent body over the other two (Judiciary and (Executive)branch of the governement. Let us ensure that each branch of our government is independent with one another to make our DEMOCRACY work.

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9 07 2010
shobezzz

haaay salamat nahulaan ko na rin ang mga The Who! 4 na araw rin akong maloka-loka sa kakahula! Bad ka PH!!! Hahaha keep it coming PH!

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9 07 2010
PLS

Sangkatutak na google search ang ginawa ko para mahulaan yung #1 the who. Kaya pala italicized yung Japan sa Jordan Vanuatu Japan Ethiopia. Gets ko na! Amen!

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9 07 2010
amateur heckler

prof, you are so good at this. your humor makes my day….kahit na nagkakamigraine ako sa kaiisip kung sino ang mga personalities sa the who mo. im an amateur at this but im willing to learn with you as my mentor.

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9 07 2010
professionalheckler

HAHAHAHA! salamat. 🙂

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10 07 2010
ovalboy

Ang real name nga pala ni Vic Sotto ay Marvic Sotto… hence Malaysia ! hmmmmp ! Pinahirapan pa ako!

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11 07 2010
rc

galing galing.. after reading most of the comments and some google search nahulaan ko na rin lahat.(although di ko naman talaga nahulaan since given na sa mga comments). Thanks PH.

Tama yung comment nung isa dapat ipost mo yung sagot pag may new topic na para sa mga hirap na hirap humula..

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14 07 2010
mang cruz

Can we review the Who will be Senate President survey? There is a discrepancy of 10% over. Was there dagdag bawas?

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14 07 2010
mang cruz

Wala “null” votes yun survey?

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