ONE LAST CRY?


PRESIDENT-ELECT Noynoy Aquino’s youngest sister, Kris has announced on nationwide TV that her marriage to basketball star James Yap is over. Reliable sources say a woman caused the split. She was identified as Kris Aquino.

Incoming First Sister Kris Aquino admitted Sunday that her (almost) five-year marriage to basketeer James Yap is over. James has yet to issue an official statement but close friends say the cager is elated by the commutation of his life sentence.

An unimpeachable source has revealed that while James may have lost a woman in his life, the PBA star is unfazed. After all, there’s still Hope.

Top 10 Reactions to Kris Aquino’s Announcement that Her Marriage to James Yap is Over

No. 10: Manny Pacquiao: “Una sa lahat, pasalamat aku sa ateng Mahal na Panginuun. At sa mga kababayan natin sa walang sawang pagsupurta. Basta magdasal lang kayu lagi at malalagpasan n’yu ‘yan. Kay James, kaya mu ‘yan. Kenaya ku nga ih… you know.”

No. 9: Francis Escudero: “Ang bise presidente ko… may B, at mestiza pa! Ang mister mo ba… may ‘B’ rin?”

No. 8: Noli De Castro: “Bakit ka mangungupahan pa, kung kaya namang sa Times Street na?”

No. 7: Teddyboy Locsin: “Sonofabitch! Na naman?!?”

No. 6: James Yap:Hello, Mayen? Puwede bang d’yan muna ako matulog? Kailangan ko lang ng kausap.”

No. 5: Manny Villar: “Nag-Pasko ka na bang wala ang iyong asawa? Naranasan mo na bang mawalan ng kabiyak kahit ikaw ay mapera? Pwes… ngayon, mararanasan mo na!”

No. 4: Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo: “As my father would always tell me, just do what ish right. Do what ish best, and God will take care of the ressht. Sa totoo lang, ‘noh?”

No. 3: Korina Sanchez: “What?!? Iniwan niya si James Yap?!? ‘Sabagay, nasa dugo naman nila ang nang-iiwan. ‘Di ba Mar?”

No. 2: SWS and Pulse Asia: “Magkakabalikan, 51 percent; Hindi Magkakabalikan, 47 percent; Vetellano Acosta, 2 percent.”

And the No. 1 reaction to Kris Aquino’s announcement that her marriage to James Yap is over…

James Yap’s PBA Teammates: “Pa-cheeseburger ka naman! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger!”

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“Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.”
~Irwin Corey

Have a productive and safe week ahead!

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106 thoughts on “ONE LAST CRY?”

  1. isa daw sa dahilan ng hiwalayan ay dahil sa
    isang beses lang daw ever na nakapunta si
    kris sa bahay nina james, yun ay nang mamanhikan
    si kris…

    the reality of life, you just cannot have it all kris….

    at bakit sa times street pa, doon na mismo sa official
    residence ni noynoy para naman may makakasama si
    noynoy maliban sa dalawang kasambahay….

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  2. Whatever is/are the reason/s for this last spat between spouses James and Kris Yap, this Boy Abunda shouldn’t have uttered those uncalled statements in Cebu in front of the schoolchildren…that is citing as reason for Kris non-appearance ang pinagdadaanang problema sa pagsasama nilang mag-asawa ni James…or words to that effect. In front of the school officials, teachers and elementary schoolchildren at that! Even assuming that Kris gave the go-signal to Boy to cite her marital problem as the reason for her non-appearance, Boy Abunda being older and supposed to be more matured person should not have done it…out of respect for the 3 older sisters and Pres. Noynoy.
    Hay! Kris has again grabbed the limelight from P-Noy in tomorrow’s inauguration, what with James being quoted by ABS-CBN that he’s attending Noynoy’s inauguration. So most eyes will be on the body language of Kris, James. Nakakainis!!!
    Btw, I voted for Noy-Mar. I hope Noynoy will deliver on his campaign promises… I also hope that. being perceived as his own man, he would know how to handle Kris. I was happy when he told Kris that she can’t stay with him in Malacanang. She and family are free to visit but not to live there…baka raw idaldal na lahat ng nangyayari at kilos sa Malacanang household… Buti naman.

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    1. I agree sa comment mo,hindi porke best of friends kayo pati napaka private na issue sa buhay ng kaibigan mo pwede mo kalkalin at ibroadcast,maski nga magkakapatid dapat may respetuhan..babalik din sayo yan Boy..wag ijudge si Kris baka kulang sa pagmamahal yan..ganyang mga age ng babae ang kailangan palaging naeehem hehee..

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  3. Just my two cents:
    1. Dapat mas pag-usapan si Kris kesa kay Nonoy during the inaguration. Kris is known for stealing the limelight all the time.
    2. Kris is the biggest mistake of the Aquino’s. (just to state the obvious)
    3. Mahirap ipag-siksikan ang sarili sa gawaing-pakikialam sa malacanang kung may asawa kang basketbolista. In order to gain more, you should remove something small with big impact to intriga. Call it BALANCED.
    4. Para sa Pinoy, masarap pag usapan ang buhay ni Kris. Ikaw na bungangera.
    5. And you really did this Kris?? Steal the biggest moment of your brother’s life??? I mean REALLY??? Aba eh gaga ka naman talaga ano?! Hindi pala gaga, PUT@ pala. Pwede naman gawin sa ibang araw right?! But 3 days before your brother’s inaguration as the PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES. Kawawang Noynoy. tsk tsk tsk.

    Ayos na. kalmado na ulit ako. =)

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  4. This is it James! The one we’ve been waiting for.

    Pero wag ka na munang pupunta dito sa bahay. Palipasin muna natin ang ilang araw, let the news die down first, kahit na nga kay Kris na rin naman nanggaling ang announcement.. buti pa rin yung nag-iingat tayo. Sabi mo nga eh, kulang na kulang sa pansin ang babaeng yan, gagawin ang lahat para lagi siyang nasa news.

    For us……forever!

    Luv yahh!

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  5. pinalangga namon nga toto james,

    kabalo ka toto james? grabe guid amon hinugyaw diri sa uma sang amon mahibal-an nga nakaguwa ka na guid sa hawla sang kasubo kag pag-antos. si tatay mo, nagpabakal sang isa ka container nga tuba para isilebrar ang imo bago nga kahilwayan.

    kabalo ka to, ginsabat guid sang makaako ang amon pirme nga ginapangamuyo nga hatagan ka sang kaisog sa pagbato batok sa imo biga-on kag ikratan nga asawa.

    tani to, tuod na ini. basi isa na naman ini ka gimmick sang imo panulay nga misis kag sang iya agi nga migo, nga imo naman ginpasakayan bisan hugot sa imo kasingkasing.

    indi magkabalaka kung gamiton sang iya utod nga may deprensya sa paminsaron iya gahum para madulaan ka sang career. ari lang kami diri nga pirme magagubay sa imo. kung ako sa imo to james, pauli ka nalang diri sa payaw kag magpaayaw.

    imo kababata sa victorias,

    marlon

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    1. It’s really malungkot…But this last one has been the nth time already with James, nakakasawa na kasi she makes it public. Pero mali lang masyado ang timing…nagnakaw ng eksena kay P-Noy. Parang meron ADD or ADHD ang babae. Let’s pray for what’s best for the couple and for this sister not to cause further embarassment to P-Noy’s 6-year tenure.

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      1. i have my laptop. and we do have net connection. but we’re in a television studio. taping. nakatayo. tumatakbo. naglalakad. nagbibigay ng instructions. nag-bi-brief ng hosts. nag-pi-preview ng videos. nagi-edit ng interviews. ganun. TRABAHO. tuluy-tuloy yon from 9 to 5 followed by a creative meeting until 7. again, TRABAHO. for you it’s primitive. for me, it’s PRODUCTIVE.

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  6. hay naku kris, leche ka, ang arte arte mo. gusto mo na lang parati ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. bwiset ka. mabuti nga na maghiwalay na kau ni james yap, para kasing kawawang kawawa siya sa ugali at ka plastikan mo. dapat ba tlgang umeksena ka ng bonggang bongga na ganyan? spoiled brat bitch!! i hate kris aquino.

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  8. Mark, Anonymous — mga teh! Hate niyo talagang bonggang bongga ang Kris ano? Kaya maaga pa lang nung Linggo, am sure tutok na tutok na ang mga telebisyon niyo at baka ma-miss niyo ang bawa’t katagang sasabihin ng idol ninyo? At looks like alam na alam ninyo lahat ng kilos, galaw at salita ng somebody you really, really hate! WTF! May tawag diyan. But “not affected” is not it.

    Noynoy — pwede gamit ka ng ibang user name? At please lang wag mong i-attribute ang mga baboy mong komento sa isang malinis na pangalan at dakilang mga bayaning Pilipino. Pakiusap.

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    1. religious boy:

      haven’t you noticed that when there’s a sign saying WET PAINT, we still touch the paint to check if it’s really wet?
      that’s part of human nature. i hate kris, kc sobra cya umeksena. But I LURRVEEEE watching her making a fool of herself everytime. Every single time!

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  9. For those of u who are quick to judge KRIS A: Please dont forget that the girl’s greatest fault is her domineering and annoying personality, James’ greatest fault was disobeying ONE OF THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. Helllloooo. He is an adulterer. Many times over. It takes two to tango, but in this case, the quiet, unassuming James led the dance. Kris gets the flak because she is the more vocal, the more popular. LAY OFF HER BITCHES

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    1. kitakitsch:

      to each his own. when you’re in the public eye, you’re fair game. kris is already in the public eye. but she never lets up. as if it wasn’t enough, eeksena at eeksena pa cya tlga. ang synergistic tlga ang frndship nila nun TH na kalbo na pasosy, kasi kinukunsinti pa cya ni boy. EWWWWW. Lay off us BIATCH!

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  10. Kung ano ano ang sinasabing dahilan kaya nag hiwalay sina Kris at James na naging dahilan din upang umalis sa The Buzz ang una.

    Hindi n’yo alam ay nahuli ni Kris na naglalampungan sina Boy Abunda at James sa dug out minsang sunduin niya ang asawa sa praktis.

    Kaya nagalit is Kris ay dahil sa of all gays, bakit si Boy pa, hindi na lang si Joey Salceda?

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  11. great parents in ninoy and cory; good schools in poveda, san agustin and ateneo; respectable families in the aquinos and cojuangcos. inspite of all that, kris aquino has proven time and again that the money and right education and great family background do not necessarily translate into a good breed.

    class…kris aquino doesn’t have it. and im sure she’ll cry buckets again when she realizes she is being castigated, and will try to get sympathies by tapping on her mom’s legacy.

    and then boy abunda, who kept shouting to the world of his ateneo education to prove his capability to become a cabinet secretary (which noynoy also trumpeted), while conveniently forgetting that he never graduated from that school (why, oh, why can’t you just say that you graduated from pwu, or pcu, or wherever the hell you graduated from? show some pride for the school that gave you your diploma.), will come to kris aquino’s side yet again, and in his self-righteous, all-knowing, trying-to-sound-intelligent, holier-than-thou tone, will explain how kris is a great person, etc etc.

    phhffft!

    ps this was originally posted in firequinito. i stand corrected on the cojuangcos being a totally respectable clan, what with danding and all the money he stole. but still, for the love of god, kris aquino is such an arse.

    @kitakitsch, yes, james yap probably shares some of the blame as well. but the thing with kris aquino is that she keeps yakking on national tv. she once coveted an already-married alvin patrimonio, an already-married philip salvador, and she always justifies her actions and acts like she’s always the victim. that famas best actress award, which is not that reputable anyway in the first place judging from its recent list of awardees, probably has really gotten into kris aquino’s head. feeling nya magaling sya, at feeling nya respetado sya. yeah, we all can dream.

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  12. Eto isang kalokohan ng kumpare kong mahilig ding mang-etchos:

    Mga PBA basketball players, nagyayabangan sa mga asawa at syota habang nagiinuman:

    Dondon Hontiveros : OK ang syota kong si Valerie Concepcion, mabait na maganda pa ang mukha.

    Marc Pingris : Ako mas ok si Danica Sotto ko, mabait din magalaga sa anak namin maganda rin ang mukha.

    JC Intal : Mas maganda mukha ng syota kong si Carla Abellana.

    James YAP : Biglang umiyak.. huhuhu.. Buti pa kayo mga igan, ang asawa at syota ninyo maipagmamalaki nyo samantalang ang asawa ko “Walang mukha puro bunganga.”

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    1. Eto naman ang bersyon ko:

      Mga PBA basketball players, masunurin sa mga asawa at syota habang nagiinuman:

      Dondon Hontiveros : Mga pards, iskyerda muna ako, tumawag si Valerie, kailangan daw ayusin ang gripo, tumutulo.

      Marc Pingris : Ako din, sibat na muna. May bilin kasi si Ciara na kailangang tapalan ‘yung butas sa tapat ng kuwarto namin. Tumutulo kapag umuulan.

      JC Intal : Naku, ako din. Yung kaldero namin kailangang tapalan din ang butas. Tumutulo kapag nagluluto.

      James YAP : Biglang umiyak.. huhuhu.. Buti pa kayo mga igan, ‘yan lang ang problema kaya kayo uuwi. Ako pagdating sa bahay didiretso pa sa ospital dahil may t**o ang asawa ko.

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  13. topdog, hindi, hindi yun meant as a joke, ang bit of chika

    na yan nabasa ko sa isang tabloid pero ang ‘mamanhikan’

    ay sa akin, at kaya ko nasabi yan ay dahil sa mula noong

    nanggaling si kris doon, nagpakasal na sila ni james….

    at kaya pursigido si kris na pumunta ay dahil siya ang atat

    kay james, at alam nyang never dadayo sa kanila ang mga

    magulang ni james para mamanhikan, manliliit ang mga

    yun in the presence of the aquinos …

    and since then, it is as if, james parents never existed at

    all, hindi man lang nayakap ng mga grandparents ang

    kanilang apo at ngayon, tuluyan ng wala ng chance to…

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  14. Hahaha.. this is what I wrote in my blog… “Kris Aquino’s statement that she has given up on her marriage with James is an evident manifestation of either self-denial or total ignorance about the true status of their marriage.

    Saying that she has given up means that Kris Aquino hasn’t yet realized that it was not her who has given up; it’s her husband.

    Yes, the truth of the matter is that James Yap was the one who gave up on Kris Aquino. James Yap has given up on his marriage to Kris, not the other way around.”

    At isa pa.. “In defense of James, we have never, ever, heard him say “I love you” to another person, man or woman, on national television. So where is the evidence that James is a philanderer?

    On the other hand, Kris Aquino has been saying “I love you” to Boy Abunda almost every time they meet each other on their TV shows. Aha!! What husband wouldn’t get tired of that? (LOL)”

    Ang galing talaga ni PH kung bumanat! I never copy your articles, PH, but I always take inspiration from them! Keep on blogging!

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  15. user talaga tong si kris.

    pagkatapos niyang gamitin si james (apelyido, katawan, panahon sa kampanya etc etc) iniwan na niya. lokohin mo lelang mo kris power hungry ka yun lang ang gusto mo, MORE POWER. ginamit mo lang talaga si james at ngayong nakatapak ka na sa malacañang goodbye na sa kanya pagtapos mo pang ipaampon yung dambuhala mong anak sa kanya. queen of all t__o!

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  16. im a fan of the this couple….But i always feel Jame’s agony of the issue evrytime i see james play basketball. D more i feel his pain w/in when he accepted his MVP trophy with so much unexpressed Agony i his heart.. I admire James, he’s not kiss & tell. the virtue of a true man’s heart

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  17. i’m a fan of this couple….But i always feel Jame’s agony of the issue everytime i see james play basketball. I saw his last 2 free-throws , James both missed the 2 charity shots unguarded…that could possibly put their team into FINALS.I really felt he’s too much affected of the issue..D more i feel his pain w/in him when he accepted his MVP trophy with so much unexpressed WOUND in his heart..He could hardly find HIS WORDS during his MVP ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.I admire James, he’s not kiss & tell, which is the real virtue of a true man’s heart…I pray Kris would also realize her mistakes..Kris always tell to the PUBLIC , she & james are totally different in all aspects ..HERE’S MY ADVICE, INSTEAD OF PINPOINTING YOUR DIFFERENCES, YOU BOTH HAVE TO CELEBRATE ON IT & YOU WILL SEE…. THERE’S SO MUCH BEAUTY & A SENSE OF FULFILLMENT IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP….tRY IT..IN D 1ST PLACE, THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS PERFECT MARRIAGE,,U ONLY READ THAT IN FAIRY TALES..i WISH BOTH OF U NOTHING BUT REFUSION OF BOTH UR SOULS & HEARTS FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR KIDS…!!!-GODBLESS!!! JOHNSON MACEREN (MINISTRY OF INTERIOR)

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