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23 06 2010

IN TELEVISION AND RADIO interviews, former Tarlac Rep. Jose ‘Peping’ Cojuangco Jr. insisted, “I never, never campaigned for (my close friend) Jojo Binay. Ako ay Noy-Mar and I supported the tandem of… ” Cojuangco was compelled to cut short his statement when he felt that his chin was starting to grow.

President-elect Noynoy Aquino’s uncle, Peping Cojuangco denied that he supported the VP bid of Jejomar Binay, and insisted that he campaigned for Mar Roxas. In fact, Roxas won in every area where Peping made a pitch for him… except in the Cojuangco household.

Kris and James Spat
Reports say the most outspoken sister of President-elect Noynoy Aquino, TV host Kris Aquino, and husband James Yap are having marital problems yet again. The latest quarrel started when Kris and James, well… got married.

Even if he’s president now, Noynoy Aquino vows to give advice to Kris, and brother-in-law, James Yap whose marriage is on the rocks again. If he’s too busy with the affairs of the state, Noynoy will just let Kris and James seek advice… from his alter ego, Mar Roxas.

To spare President-elect Noynoy Aquino from intrigues, Kris Aquino will quit SNN and The Buzz this week. To further spare President-elect Noynoy Aquino from further intrigues, Kris Aquino will quit her marriage.

According to Kris Aquino’s best friend Boy Abunda, “May pinagdadaanang seryoso ang aking kaibigan.” To give you an idea how serious Kris’ problem is, when she texted her husband and threatened to call it quits, James Yap replied, “Thankz pohwzzz lolz!”

Kris Aquino has reportedly suspended her Twitter.Com and Facebook.Com accounts. But she opened a new account in PerfectMatch.Com

Yusoph Kidnapping
Now this is insane. A son of controversial Comelec Second Division Commissioner Elias Yusoph has been kidnapped by armed men who demanded that election results in several towns in Lanao del Sur be voided. In totally unrelated news, Comelec Commissioner Gregorio Larrazabal was unable to sleep last night when losing Quezon City mayoral candidate Annie Susano asked him through text, “May anak ka na?”

DepEd vs. CBCP, Again!
An anti-family planning group led by CBCP’s former legal counsel, Jo Imbong has filed a class suit against the Department of Education seeking to stop it from teaching sex education because it makes students “sex-obsessed.” Really?!? You mean sex education is being taught in seminaries?

Smokers
According to the 2009 Global Adult Tobacco Survey, there are 17.3 million cigarette smokers in the country today. I heard they even formed a group to defend their habit. The group’s leader is called ‘president.’

Charice on Glee
Filipina singing sensation Charice will be part of the second season of the hit TV series, “Glee.” Not to be outdone, basketball star James Yap is reportedly auditioning for the next season of “The Bachelor.”

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“Family quarrels are bitter things. They don’t go by any rules. They’re not like aches or wounds; they’re more like splits in the skin that won’t heal because there’s not enough material.”
~F. Scott Fitzgerald

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33 responses

23 06 2010
MPRivera

You mean sex education is being taught in seminaries?

Patok!!!

Sapul ang mga pari at obispong pakialamero!

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23 06 2010
MPRivera

PH,

Bakit laging “Your comment is awaiting moderation” ang comments ko?

I am legally entering your house not like the pestelist representathieves who use the marginalized sector to be able to enter the Butasang Pambasa, ah?

Ay, bakin gay’on?

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23 06 2010
siyetehan

buhay pa pala si papsie ng okidok?

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23 06 2010
Sgporeboy

HA! :))

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23 06 2010
whatchamakulitz

Yippeee for Charice, galing mo talaga :-)…

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23 06 2010
Belisema

Kaloka…si peping pla ang PNoykyo…humahaba ang baba pag nag-lie… sa cebuano pa…

LOVESONG….. labaw’g suwang!!! 😀 😀

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25 06 2010
sam

hawig ni p*p)ng yun lolo ni MY LITTLE PUPUNG!

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23 06 2010
andrei

base! hahaha

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23 06 2010
andrei

hindi pala…

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23 06 2010
sino nanay mo

i like your Fitzgerald quote.

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23 06 2010
sino nanay mo

pa-repost ng quote ha

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23 06 2010
jashe

“.. when he felt that his chin was starting to grow.”

ajejejejejejejejeje. 😀

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23 06 2010
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23 06 2010
jannah

ito ang panalo “Really?!? You mean sex education is being taught in seminaries?”

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23 06 2010
fred

hirap paniwalaan anak ni peping si mikee

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23 06 2010
etchosera

eh di wag kang maniwala para di ka na mahirapan.

Ikaw na lang kaya ang anak ni Peping…. maniniwala ako, promise!

Ahihihihihi!

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23 06 2010
MPRivera

Para mo ng sinabing “baka anak ng kapitbahay.”

Ampon ang big kong sabihin, no?

Teka, guwapo naman si Peping Cojuangmo, ah. Takpan mo ang ilong at baba. Kahawig noong kamukha niya.

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24 06 2010
Noynoy

Bakit? Magkamukha naman sila ah….

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24 06 2010
Belisema

kaya nga siguro humaba ng isang pulgada ang kanyang chin! Kaloka! 😀

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24 06 2010
sol

peping looks like mikee’s horse.

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23 06 2010
phreddox

Si Peping pala ay isang bagong sub-species ni Pinocchio – aka, Pepingnocchio?

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23 06 2010
jianne

at iiyak na naman si drama queen this sunday. at aabangan ng sambayanan ang bagong amardz nya

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23 06 2010
Kris Toyo

putsa! hindi alam ni James na nag away pala sila ni Kris. Tinoyo na naman si Kris.
papansin na naman!

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24 06 2010
pandelicious

I noticed that Peping’s nose is also growing. But unlike Pinocchio it was growing sideways.

Kris should dye her hair yellow so she could just shut up. Or dye. Period

Sex education can’t do much good. Can you imagine what kind of homework they’ll have.

Haha. Liked your blog 🙂

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24 06 2010
karaangbugoy

“Sex education can’t do much good. Can you imagine what kind of homework they’ll have.”

Mas delicado nyan pag may practicum.

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24 06 2010
Concerned OFW

Survey Says
FVR for Ramos, PGMA for Gloria, JPE for Estrada. Ano ang dapat kay Noynoy?
PNoy (President Noynoy) 25%
PBSA (President Benigno Simeon Aquino) 7%
PNA (President Noynoy Aquino) 17%
Ambot sa imo! 51

bket nde na lang ABNoy?! 🙂

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24 06 2010
JR Lopez Gonzales

Bakit ganoon na lang kasikat ang anak ni Cory na si Kris? Bakit ba tinatangkilik siya ng madla? Minsan nagtataka ako, na siya na lang parati ang laman ng mga tabloid at media.

Bakit ba parang espesyal siya? Gandang maging topic ‘to sa thesis! Hahaha! 😀

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25 06 2010
boy bisaya

dami kasing tsismoso sa’tin at interesadong malaman ang buhay ng may buhay hmp!

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25 06 2010
senior60

and why not, kris is a rare specie, nowhere else will we’ll

find another, discussing on national television regarding

as to what is happening to her ‘body’ because of std, and

her millions of fans adore her for not being plastic…

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25 06 2010
hikatalomato

galit ang mga pari sa deped dahil ayaw nilang may kakompetensya sila sa pagtuturo ng sex education sa mga bagets.

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25 06 2010
hikatalomato

instead sisihin ang deped sa pagbaba ng attendance ng mga bagets sa kumbento, dapat gawin ng mga pari ay lakihan ang budget sa mga “youth programs” nila. passe na kasi tactic ng mga pari kaya pakonti ng pakonti ang tumatambay na bagets sa kumbento. di na kasi umiinom ng red wine at namumulutan ng communion bread mga bagets ngayon. dapat san mig light na with matching malutong na chicharon.

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singular form of species is species also.

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26 06 2010
senior60

hikatalomato

now i know, thank you…

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27 06 2010
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