GETTING READY


Back To School
Classes officially opened today, June 15. For newbies, it’s when they start to learn, experiment, meet new friends and enemies, get mocked and sometimes, bullied by more powerful people around them, and then evaluated with a pass or fail grade… exactly the same things that await our new president on June 30.

School and Pacman
Just a few hours after he arrived yesterday from Canada, Manny Pacquiao was present on Day 1 of his 10-day certificate course at the Development Academy of the Philippines. Rumors say though Pacquiao went home disappointed when he learned that sex education wouldn’t be part of the curriculum.

Something odd happened on Day 1 of Manny Pacquiao’s 10-day certificate course at the Development Academy of the Philippines in Pasig City. Pacquiao refused to leave the classroom… and waited for the final bell.

Lecturers at the Development Academy of the Philippines plan to orient Jinkee Pacquiao on the role of a Congressional spouse. Jinkee, who joined Pacman at the DAP yesterday, was reportedly shocked when lecturers informed her that wives of congressmen have other things to do aside from shopping.

Manny Pacquiao is returning to school after winning the congressional race in Sarangani Province. Meanwhile, his opponent, Roy Chiongbian is starting a career in boxing.

Net Worth
Based on his 2009 Statement of Assets and Liabilities, Sen. Manny Villar is still the richest senator with a net worth of 947.88 million pesos. That figure could have been higher if Villar didn’t try to buy the entire country during the campaign.

Noynoy’s Media Men
President-elect Noynoy Aquino has chosen ANC host and Inquirer columnist Manuel Quezon III as his spokesperson for inauguration-related news while award-winning journalist and ANC anchor Ramon ‘Ricky” Carandang will reportedly be part of Noynoy’s media group. There’s no truth to rumors though that ANC has replaced NBN4 as the official government station.

Noynoy’s Plea
President-elect Noynoy Aquino is trying to reconcile his allies who disagree because of politics. The other day, he called on Mar Roxas and Chiz Escudero to settle their differences. If Noynoy succeeds in uniting Mar and Chiz, he’ll then try to reconcile Korina and Kris.

Reports say President-elect Noynoy Aquino wants Mar Roxas and Chiz Escudero to make up. Joey Salceda volunteers to help.

Noynoy’s Inauguration
On June 30, President-elect Noynoy Aquino will take his oath before Associate Justice Conchita Carpio-Morales. The swearing in will take place at the Quirino Grandstand. On the same night, Korina Sanchez is expected to swear before Mar Roxas at the Araneta Center in Cubao.

The June 30 inauguration of the new president will include Noynoy Aquino’s traditional ride with outgoing president Gloria Arroyo. This early, Noynoy has been practicing, trying to perfect a jump from a speeding vehicle before it hits the grandstand’s concrete fence.

Noynoy’s Designers
According to ABS-CBN News, five designers – JC Buendia, Ivarluski Aseron, Randy Ortiz, Paul Cabral, and Joey Samson will dress up President-elect Noynoy Aquino during his 6-year term. The five fashion experts described the opportunity to enchance Noynoy’s looks… as their toughest job yet.

Noynoy’s Cabinet
President-elect Noynoy Aquino says the composition of his cabinet will be known this week. So far, nine have already said yes to his invitation to join his administration. They are Dinky Soliman (DSWD), Ding Deles (peace process), Jojo Ochoa (executive secretary), Edwin Lacierda (spokesman) and the five designers.

Jejomar or Jesse?
President-elect Noynoy Aquino is reportedly choosing between Vice President-elect Jejomar Binay and Naga City mayor Jesse Robredo for the DILG post. Binay has been vocal about his desire to take on the DILG portfolio but members of the civil society want Robredo. Since it’s a hell of a dilemma, Noynoy plans to consult Madam Auring.

Miss U 2008 in RP
The 2008 Miss Universe from Venezuela, Dayana Mendoza, and now Smartmatic’s Ambassador for Transparency is in the country to personally congratulate Filipinos for the peaceful conduct of elections. Meanwhile, in totally unrelated news, outgoing senator Jamby Madrigal and outgoing Quezon City Rep Annie Susano have both retracted their accusations against Smartmatic and congratulated the IT group for a job well done.
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“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
~ Derek Curtis Bok

Briefly Noted
FM for Marcos. FVR for Ramos. PGMA for Gloria. And now PNoy for Aquino? WTF! Puwede ba, tigilan na ang pagpapauso ng kung anu-anong pagpapapogi. The campaign is over. He is the president now! Use PNA for President Noynoy Aquino. Besides, (and no offense) we don’t want Visayans to call him Penoy, do we? Sounds like infertile egg to me.

Survey Says
Pabor ba kayo sa pagkakaroon ng revolving First Ladies (Ballsy, Pinky, Viel and Kris)?
Why not? Try natin! 30%
‘Wag na lang. Parang magulo. 27%
Ayaw ko na ‘yang problem

We have a new survey. Please vote now.

Elsewhere
UP Professor Solita Monsod (BusinessWorld): How to solve a problem like Jejomar Binay

Newsbreak: For most nat’l candidates, bailiwicks didn’t deliver


Personal
Still, Lakers! Believe.
‘Nuff said.

The Who
It happened during an out-of-town show. After the program, the cast and crew went swimming. Everyone had fun except for promising new actor who felt so uncomfortable because closet TV host (CTV) kept hitting on him. “Binakuran” – as one witness described it. Was CTV ‘successful?’ Sources say, na-ah. Bokya!

If you want to know the identity of the CTV, just ask Susan Sarandon and Helena Bonham Carter and they’ll surely respond in the affirmative. As for the promising actor, his name reminds us of one of the best presidents we never had.

Enjoy the rest of the week!

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Author: professionalheckler

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99 thoughts on “GETTING READY”

  1. more than pnoy which they themselves have coined sa
    pangunguna ni kris, mas kinikilabutan ako sa several
    times na na sinabi ni noynoy na ” i am the president kaya
    blah blah blah ” of which the recent victim is binay re his
    intention to be the dilg secretary…

    of course he is, may kumukontra ba? kailangan ba talaga
    mang terrorize?

    at na terrorize nga si binay, sabi pa nya with all humility
    na ok na raw sa kanya kahit anong position ibigay sa kanya
    para hindi na sya maging sanhi ng problem pa…

    pero ngayon, siguro sa bisa ng payo ni kris, he softened on
    his stand, pwede pa naman daw pag-uusapan ang tungkol
    doon na siguro ikinalulundag ni binay sa tuwa….

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  2. Reports say President-elect Noynoy Aquino wants Mar Roxas and Chiz Escudero to make up. Joey Salceda volunteers to help.

    >> : D ang vruhang joey s eh ndi nga kyang ayusin ang kanyang mala-buwan na mukha na nahulugan ng durian..tutulong pa sa mga make-over nina mareng marimar at chizka. kaloka!!

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  3. Noynoy’s Designers
    According to ABS-CBN News, five designers – JC Buendia, Ivarluski Aseron, Randy Ortiz, Paul Cabral, and Joey Samson will dress up President-elect Noynoy Aquino during his 6-year term. The five fashion experts described the opportunity to enchance Noynoy’s looks… as their toughest job yet.

    >> 😀 tru ka dyan. mahirap ayusan si P.Noy from head to foot.. so chaka doll 😀

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  4. Jejomar or Jesse?
    President-elect Noynoy Aquino is reportedly choosing between Vice President-elect Jejomar Binay and Naga City mayor Jesse Robredo for the DILG post. Binay has been vocal about his desire to take on the DILG portfolio but members of the civil society want Robredo. Since it’s a hell of a dilemma, Noynoy plans to consult Madam Auring.

    >>> 😀 sino kaya ang pipiliin ni Kris aka Madam Auring, ano sa tingin mo Shalani 😀

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  5. Gets ko na kung sino yung CTV. Sya yung feeling nya kilala nya lahat sa showbiz at friends nya at yan yung sinasabing glorified pusher daw ng mga socialites ahahaha.

    Eh di ko sure yung actor. Sya ba yung di nanalo sa talent search na recently lumabas sa isang soap na remake ng isang movie sa kapuso network as one of the leading men ni Jennylyn?

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  6. “outgoing senator Jamby Madrigal and outgoing Quezon City Rep Annie Susano have both retracted their accusations against Smartmatic and congratulated the IT group for a job well done.”

    Susano was last seen several days ago at CDR King trying to return the CF cards in her possesion, but was refused by store staff as the warranty period had expired.

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    1. eto na po ang mahilig mangantyaw. tama ka po bilog ang bola at hanggang di pa tapos ang basketball andito pa rin ang mga asarol na celtics.

      ayaw kasi ng celtics agawan ng eksema ang brazil kaya one green team lang daw manalo kanina.

      e dapat nga kabahan ang lakers. nilabas na naman nila lahat ng swerte nila kaya sa game 7 si kobe na naman mag-isa lalaro. remember game 3 ang galing ni fisher gasol pero pagdating ng game 5 and 6 MIA sila.

      basta sa tv namin panalo celtics – game 5 nga lang yun. weno, basta nanalo.

      so game 7 – beat L.A.

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  7. daya-na mendoza….pangalan pa lang me anomalya na…hehehe

    P-noy….P stands for…Panot, Pangit, Pahamak, Pasaway, Pa..su…, sino bang nakaisip niyan. Please stop this non sense make over…presidente ka na wala na kaming magagawa kaya dapat isipin mo kung paano mo mapaunlad ang pinas.

    noon Celtics ako pero noon pa iyon. ngayon LA na siyempre.

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    1. edong makabayan (ka nga ba?) — matapos mong lait-laitin ng panot (ikaw ilan pa bang natitira sa buhok mo?), pangit (gwapo ka ba?) pahamak (bakeet, kasi talo manok mo?) pasaway (affected ka?) — lakas na loob mong mangaral na dapat mag-isip ang bagong presidente kung paano mapaunlad ang pinas? Haleer! Galing mo pala. alam mong lahat. Dapat yata ikaw ang naging presidente.

      At yung namimintas sa P-noy? Anong masama sa P-noy? Anong gusto niyo? Am-boy? Tsi-noy? Ja-poy? C’mon!!!! Ay least yan orig, kahit ano pang kontra gawin niyo.

      Ang tama lang sa sinabi mo, edong, presidente na si Noy, at wala KA ng magagawa — magngangawa at magngangawa ka man diyan. Buti pa, nood ka na lang ng NBA. Diyan pwedeng-pwede ang mga balimbing.

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      1. so what’s your problem Mr. religious boy, isn’t we are in a democratic country, to which each is entitled to his own opinion??? When GMA is still our president did we insult her with names too? Why does noynoy don’t deserve cristicisms too? I bet I will admire him if he accepts it that not all Filipinos voted for him… 40% did, which there are 60% who didn’t and are bound to watch for and be vigilant on the coming administration to come… naf said, I like PNoy… PENOY, shape of an egg, makes me think of how many laws he did pass while he was still on senate, 0…. zero! 😉

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  8. i think the promising actor is one of the Roco twins… Raul Rocco is “one of the best presidents we never had.” but the CTV? sino yan? Kuya Germs is not CTV, isn’t it? Though if it isnt him than im guessing it’s either Tim Yap or Richard Guitterez… I dont even find the Roco twins hot…hehehehe oh PH, please please give us more clue…

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