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13 06 2010


US President Barack Obama phoned President-elect Noynoy Aquino on Wednesday night to congratulate him. The telephone call lasted 20 minutes. It was a pleasant conversation between the two leaders who both vowed to strengthen bilateral ties. Obama excitedly inquired about Manila; Aquino enthusiastically asked about Virginia… tobacco.

During their 20-minute conversation, President-elect Noynoy Aquino and US President Barack Obama talked about their common habit: cigarette smoking. Obama vows to offer Noynoy advice on quitting smoking if Noynoy promises to give him tips on computer gaming.

World leaders continue to convey their congratulatory messages to President-elect Noynoy Aquino. Also on Wednesday night, Aquino got a call from Chinese President Hu Jintao… who informed him that China has just successfully tapped his conversation with Obama.

President-elect Noynoy Aquino received a call from South Korean President Lee Myung-bak too. President Lee thanked Aquino in advance for allowing half of the South Korean population to stay in the Philippines.

On Wednesday, President-elect Noynoy Aquino got a congratulatory call from US President Obama. Not to be outdone, Mar Roxas received a call that same night… from Sarah Palin.


GMA Calls Noynoy
Outgoing president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo congratulated President-elect Noynoy Aquino over the phone last Wednesday. Noynoy himself revealed that the call lasted only three minutes. Of course, that phone conversation could have been longer… if President Arroyo was a smoker.

President-elect Noynoy Aquino said he also got a call from outgoing President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo Wednesday night. A staunch critic of the administration, Noynoy admitted that he kinda felt “awkward” during the conversation… especially when Mrs. Arroyo started asking, “What are you wearing?”

Jose Maria Sison’s Allegation
From the Netherlands, CPP-NPA founder Jose Maria Sison accused Pinky Aquino-Abellada, sister of President-elect Noynoy Aquino, of conspiring with outgoing president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo and the US Central Intelligence Agency to “preprogram” the May 10 automated election system in favor of Noynoy. In another news dismissed as totally unrelated by local Communist leaders, the University of the Philippines Department of Psychology will release Jose Maria Sison’s psychiatric evaluation report.

Noynoy & Shalani
Apparently irked by questions on his girlfriend and their wedding plans, President-elect Noynoy Aquino told the press that he would have to consult Madam Auring on the matter. Shocked by Noynoy’s statement, Shalani Soledad blurted out, “Madam Auring na ngayon ang name ni Kris Aquino?!?”

Stars In Government
Unconfirmed reports say President-elect Noynoy Aquino plans to appoint film producer Lily Monteverde as Optical Media Board chair; young actor Dingdong Dantes as head of the National Youth Commission, and Mary Grace Poe-Llamanzares as MTRCB chairman. Earlier this week, Aquino has announced the appointment of Madam Auring as presidential adviser on marital affairs.


Revolving First Ladies?
If President-elect Noynoy Aquino requests it, Ballsy Aquino-Cruz says she and sisters Viel, Pinky, and Kris will take turns in playing the role of First Lady. Meanwhile, Dr. Elenita Binay has reportedly rejected Vice President-elect Jejomar Binay’s request to have revolving Second Ladies.
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“Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest things in the nicest way.”
~Isaac Goldberg

Survey Says
Should Mar Roxas file an electoral protest?
Oo naman. Malay natin, mabaligtad ang resulta. 26%
‘Wag na. Si Binay naman talaga ang nanalo. 53%
Wala akong pakialam. 21%

Elsewhere
Newsbreak: Lack of ‘meddling’ First Lady a plus for Noynoy —analysts

Manila Standard Today: Inquirer drops Cunanan

Enjoy your long weekend!

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55 responses

13 06 2010
rian

here’s to hoping i am first, hehehe

naloka ako sa ipapahula muna kay madam auring.

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13 06 2010
jaypee W

congrats,… 🙂

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13 06 2010
Mia

The Professional Heckler never fails to amuse me!

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13 06 2010
professionalheckler

THANKS :;) good morning!

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13 06 2010
Zaldshole

FF VII? Really PH? You have to update yourself with the latest gamer games, dude.. or dudette for not knowing your games.

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13 06 2010
professionalheckler

sorry. i’m not into games talaga. 🙂 sige, palitan ko na lang. para sa ‘yo. chill. parang ang laki ng galit mo.

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13 06 2010
Zaldshole

Don’t worry, your defenders will be awake soon. 😉 You can’t please everybody. What’s important is that you keep writing.

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13 06 2010
stalker

sabi ko na nga ba masterpiece na naman ito eh nyahahahaha! da bes ka talaga PH!

me bago na naman alyas si kris aquino, madam auring LOL!!!! kalurkey!

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13 06 2010
jotonoc

Outgoing president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo congratulated President-elect Noynoy Aquino over the phone last Wednesday. Noynoy himself revealed that the call lasted only three minutes. Of course, that phone conversation could have been longer…
but GMA was afraid that the phone might be tapped 🙂

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13 06 2010
Belisema

kaloka, madam auring na pala ngayon si Kris… 😀 infairview, magka-look-a-like nman ang dalawa… 😀

at ang tru na madam auring maging presidential adviser on marital affairs…kaloka..sbagay parehong mahilig sa bata sina madam auring at noy2… pero aktibo nman ang sexual ni madam… 😀 yung kay noy pang-display lang… 😀

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14 06 2010
checkmate

wow galing naman ni maam belisima, pwede ko po bang matanong kung ano po ung dahilan para masabi nyo na pangdisplay lang ang sex life ni P. Noy? Is it:
a.) ill effects of smoking
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_effects_of_tobacco
“…Incidence of impotence is approximately 85 percent higher in male smokers compared to non-smokers…”
b.) side-effect ng gamot pangontra baldness
http://www.yourhealthquestion.com/answers/oct/1021061.shtml
c.) educated guess based on behavior and gestures
d.) none of the above ^^

hehe wala lang ^^

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13 06 2010
maliititik_O

GMA Calls Noynoy
Outgoing president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo congratulated President-elect Noynoy Aquino over the phone last Wednesday. Noynoy himself revealed that the call lasted only three minutes. Of course, that phone conversation could have been longer…

if noynoy did not say “bleh, ako tinawagan agad”

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13 06 2010
karaangbugoy

Aba! Alam na alam ni Belisema.

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13 06 2010
Vince

“President-elect Noynoy Aquino received a call from South Korean President Lee Myung-bak too. President Lee thanked Aquino in advance for allowing half of the South Korean population to stay in the Philippines.”

ahaha. lol. and to also penetrate the filipino society with different korean things. ahaha 😀

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13 06 2010
Poppy Fields

… especially when Mrs. Arroyo started asking, “What are you wearing?”

Panalo!

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13 06 2010
batang buotan

Of course Noynoy needs to consult to Kris on major decisions – that is to avoid bad aura or negative vibes. All executive decisions must be made during lucky days!

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13 06 2010
mbw

natawa rin ako diyan…to what are you wearing hahahaha!

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13 06 2010
thepiaya

PH,

to borrow from ai-ai, “binuhay mo(na naman) ang katawang lupa ko!”

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14 06 2010
senior60

the phone conversation between arroyo and noynoy

could have been longer….if the subject was bangit….

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14 06 2010
Scorpion 13

PH,
II think the exiled from the Neitherland is correct in saying that there was a conspiracy to make Noynoy become the president of the Philippines. I still remember that the US government would only allow a president whom they can trust to control and protect their big business in our country. Our last election is still a US government call who they want to be the president of our country.

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14 06 2010
TOMADOR

ows di nga? you have proof? you believe in a communist and a fugitive who is hiding in another country?

kaya ganyan reaction ni Joma Sison kasi natalo yung manok nyang si Villar LOL, sayang naman yung binayad ni Villar kay Joma at sa NPA (search “permit to campaign by NPA”)…tanong mo pa kay Satur tsaka kay Lisa Maza LOL

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14 06 2010
maliititik_O

i am writing this wuth a good 3 minutes remaining in the game.

kobe is a terrific player, really the best after MJ but last I checked basketball is a 5 man game.

unless some of the lakers show up it will be a tough pill to swallow giving the 18th banner to the celtics in hollywood!

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14 06 2010
maliititik_O

the importance of having a Ray Allen

Ray Allen might not be scoring much but making life difficult for Kobe is certainly worth of praise.

And the beauty of having a Ray Allen is that he can explode anytime. So to the great BOSTON CELTICS, beat L.A. and don’t let go of Ray Allen!

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14 06 2010
john

PH!!!!

NATALO ANG LAKERS MO!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

sana approve mo na ‘to, dami ko ng comments di mo approve!!!

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14 06 2010
john

GO-GO-GO CELTICS!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

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14 06 2010
jo

nice article… pero pano kaya yung next entry mo ngayong nanalo boston 3-2? tsk tsk tsk

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14 06 2010
TOMADOR

hahahaha panalo nanaman entries ni PH!! 🙂

tsaka oo nga pala PANALO din ang CELTICS, up 3-2 against Lakers LOL

Celtics in 6!

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14 06 2010
neo43

LA SUCKS !!!!
BOSTON IN GAME 6

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14 06 2010
pij

PH!

any posts on the world cup? haha here’s something from twitter: http://www.straitgstimes.com/BreakingNews/Sport/Story/STIStory_540049.html

this cracked me up!

you can do a mix with Philippines, World cup, Condoms , Cbcp and noynoy. or something like that.

cheers!

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14 06 2010
Anonymous

maybe nobody wanted to bring it up – that the lakers lost.
i hope this does not dampen the wit and humor of PH.
if anybody thought that lakers are a one-man team, game 5 has just confirmed that.

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14 06 2010
TOMADOR

ah oo nga pala…ganda ng replay ng game 5…panalo pa din ang Celtics hahahahaha

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15 06 2010
maliititik_O

Ayos pare! That being a professional heckler.

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14 06 2010
checkmate

hehe parang hineheckle nyo si sir PH ah ^^

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14 06 2010
MPRivera

Grabe na ‘to!

PH, lakas nilang mang-asar, no?

Tayo namang mga Batanggenyo ay hindi pikon sa ganyan, eh. Laro lang, walang personalan. Saka talagang ganyan, bilog ang bola at hindi ubrang isang tao la’ang ang asahang magdadala ng laro. Pagod na rin si Kuba, este Kobe.

Good sport kami. Pero subukan pang mangantiyaw at mang-alaska, hahalibasin ko ang lulod ng mga sinalibad ng kulog na mga ‘yan.

He he he heh!

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14 06 2010
MPRivera

PH,

Okey ‘yung piktyur ng ating paalis ng mahal na panggulo.

Ang kinis pa rin pala ng kanyang alak-alakan. Kitang kita sa kanyang pagkaway, o.

‘Ampagnit talga ng hitsura ng mukha ng sinungaling na ‘yan.

Vibrant daw ang ating democracy at kicking and alive ang economy na kanyang isasalin sa next administration. Saan kaya galing ang mga data nila?

Hindi kaya sa Mars?

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15 06 2010
One two

I was just about to write about the Lakers. Anyway, lesson learned. Basketball is teamwork, not a darn Kobe Bryant show. Gah.

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15 06 2010
maliititik_O

di naman, nagsasaya lang. sigurado namang mAlulungkot din kami pag natalo ulit ang Lakers baka magtipid na naman ng pagtipa ang ating PH!

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15 06 2010
jackgb

Kahit ano pa mangyari sa Lakers-Celtics series, isa lng ang tiyak…The celebration will happen in Hollywood! Go Lakers lolz:)

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15 06 2010
andrei

yes. the celtics will celebrate in hollywood. haha

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15 06 2010
andrei

IMPAIRNESS.. MAKINIS ANG KILIKILI NI F-PGMA!

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15 06 2010
TOMADOR

@andrei – oo tama ka dyan..kaka suka…LOL

pero di nyo ba alam na tumawag din si Kobe kay President-Elect Noynoy, hindi para mag congratulate kundi hinamon ni Kobe si Noynoy at maglaro daw sila ng NBA Live 2010 sa PS3..baka sakaling manalo daw Lakers ni Kobe sa Celtics ni Noynoy, but I doubt kung ganun kadali kasi bihasa sa computer/console games si Noynoy eh LOL

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15 06 2010
maliittitik_O

just a comforting note to our PH:

from foxsports.com

So now it’s survival time as the Lakers face elimination. And here’s a stat that’s not very comforting: When the Celtics have led an NBA Finals 3 games to 2, they are 11-0.

Ayos!

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15 06 2010
maliittitik_O

Three evolving first ladies – Ballsy Aquino-Cruz and Viel, Pinky,

And one evolving one, Kris, from being a kalaway-laway to kasuka-suka

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15 06 2010
senior60

sabi ko na nga ba, isa lang ang magpapaano kay mister heckler

pero huwag ka sanang masyadong malumbay, sabi pa nga noong
isa ko pang ‘anak’, there is more to life than….

tsaka huwag mo ding masyadong dibdibin ang stat na binigay ni
maliittitik-0, pwede pa naman yun ma ano, basta maano…

go lakers go !!!!!!!

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15 06 2010
Jack kcaJ

GMA botox? look at the pic. parang galing kay Ellens or dun sa nanay ni Kokak….

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15 06 2010
professionalheckler

hahaha! si elvie pineda?

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15 06 2010
stalker

whoever believes in foxsports of foxnews?! they’re the most biased media organization!

3-2 man at lamang celtics oh eh no ngayon?! bring it on!

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15 06 2010
maliititik_O

thats not news thats stats

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15 06 2010
senior60

very good mister heckler, now you are laughing…

go lakers go !!!!!

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15 06 2010
timpaul

Prof, I didn’t watch games 2, 4 and 5. all won by the celtics. Am no celtics fan(atic) coz my guy is Superman, but in this series I go for the celtics for no apparent reason than the Bird played here. So a loss to LA wouldn’t mean so much to me.

Would you want me to watch games 6 and 7? I can take a leave from work.

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15 06 2010
Worried Pinoy

Kamukha pala ni F-PGMA si… Joker! “Why so serious?” Isubsob mo lang sa harina, Joker na joker na… =)

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15 06 2010
G

Si Ai-Ai daw posiblenng i-appoint. kukuha daw ng diploma course on pubblic administration or polsci ata.

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16 06 2010
Tito Boy

KALA KO SA PAGASA ITATALAGA SI MADAM AURING

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16 06 2010
stalker

stats or news, FOX sucks

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6 07 2010
indobets

halo….salam kenal……greeting from solo indonesia

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