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3 06 2010


Congressional Canvass
Have you been following the news on the congressional canvass of the votes for president and vice president? Reports say PCOS machines failed to allegedly read some 2.6 million votes for vice president. Congress refers to these as “null” votes… or as Mar Roxas would call it, “my last hope.”

House Speaker Prospero Nograles says presidential frontrunner Noynoy Aquino is expected to be officially proclaimed on Monday, June 7. Also on Monday, Congress will bestow Vetellano Acosta the “Overachiever Award.”

Noy Rests
Before his anticipated proclamation next week, Noynoy Aquino has taken a five-day break to prepare for his six-year term. Meanwhile, Mar Roxas has also taken a two-day break… to prepare for his three-year election protest.

Photo of the Weak:
Isang araw sa Batasang Pambansa


(L-R) Congressmen Eduardo Zzzialcita, Art Defensor and Rufus Rodriguez. Ano ang angkop na titulo o caption sa larawang ito?
A: Whom the Gods wish to destroy, they first make sleepy
B: “Lord, bigyan mo po ako ng lakas ng loob na tularan si Congressman Zialcita sa kanyang lantarang pagtulog habang may sesyon sa Kamara! Amen.”
C: “Mga baga mo ug nawong mao nga napildi mo adtong miaaging eleksyon. Gaba ra ninyo!”
D: “Mr. Speaker, distinguished colleagues, sabay-sabay nga tayo please… ‘Walaaaaaaang tulugan!”

Special Polls
The Liberal Party is confident that Noynoy Aquino shall win in Lanao Del Sur, Western Samar, Sarangani, and Basilan where special elections are being held today, June 3. Question: If Noynoy wins the special elections, would residents of those provinces refer to him as their ‘special president?’

CBCP & Cabral
The Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines appealed to President-apparent Noynoy Aquino not to retain Esperanza Cabral as health secretary. The CBCP made the appeal after Secretary Cabral insisted that “healing masses” have “No Approved Therapeutic Claims.”

Overseas…
After four decades of blissful union, former US vice president Al Gore and wife Tipper have called it quits. Tipper lamented that for the past five or six years, the only thing that roused Al Gore’s interest was the ozone hole.

Some people say former US vice president Al Gore and Loren Legarda should go on a date. Why not? After all, Loren likes recycling.
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“Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.”
~ Will Rogers

Survey Says
Saan dapat manirahan si Noynoy Aquino pagkatapos ng kanyang proklamasyon bilang presidente?
Sa Malacañang dahil ito ang opisyal na tirahan ng pangulo ng Pilipinas 40%
Sa Times Street: Kung saan ka masaya, suportahan ta ka! 9%
Wala akong pakialam! Pati ba naman ‘yan puproblemahin ko pa? 51%

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59 responses

3 06 2010
brunix

TPH, do you speak Cebuano? 😀

“Mga baga mo ug nawong mao nga napildi mo adtong miaaging eleksyon. Gaba ra ninyo!”

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3 06 2010
professionalheckler

i speak 17 languages and dialects, two, fluently. 🙂

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3 06 2010
MPRivera

PH,

Pareho pala tayo.

Ako, araw araw ang almusal ko isang dosenang sausages, sa tanghalian ay 1/2 kilong steak (meat, fish, shicken) at sa hapunan ay salad na may dressing evenly.

He he heeeh.

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3 06 2010
kalokah

17 languages? wow.
but are you “kapamilya, kapuso, or kapatid?”

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4 06 2010
sows

namely, filipino and english. Bow.

u never failed to amazed me with your well-researched/written post!
KUDOS! :p

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3 06 2010
TGE Blog Admin

roughly translated for those who cant understand Bisaya,

“Ang kakapal ng mukha nyong mga natalo nung nakaraang eleksyon. Buti nga sa inyo!!!” ^_^

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4 06 2010
boy bisaya

i think the right translation should be:

ang kkapal ng mukha nyo, kaya kayo natalo noong nakaraang eleksyon.

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3 06 2010
jaypee W.

reading this is the best way to start my day.. thanx 🙂

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3 06 2010
jpdoria

The CBCP made the appeal after Secretary Cabral insisted that “healing masses” have “No Approved Therapeutic Claims.” – ROFL.

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4 06 2010
cdotraffic

GO, Secretary Cabral!

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4 06 2010
paul

Many countries are messy because they are ran by politicians but we are even more messy because we are ran by the CBCP…. and soon by the pink sisters too? If these medieval-minded Filipino bishops act they way they do in Europe, they will be lynched

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4 06 2010
boy bisaya

Go RH Bill!!

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3 06 2010
unaako

una ako?

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3 06 2010
TGE Blog Admin

First???

“the only thing that roused Al Gore’s interest was the ozone hole”.. hahahaha, panalo! sinundan pa ng..

“why not? After all, Loren likes recycling” 😀 let’s see, FPJ-Loren.. Villar-Loren.. then Gore-Loren.. recycling nga 😀

my thoughts on the canvassing.. hmm, walang pinagkaiba sa dati na. It’s the usual gyrations of Congress whenever they’re on live tv! “hirap talaga maging sipsip” 🙂

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3 06 2010
Worried Pinoy

I really dont get the idea with canvassing of votes for president and vice presindent. Hindi ba dapat pati senators kasama dito? national position din naman sila diba? Tapos ang gumagawa ng canvassing mga crocs. tsk tsk tsk…

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3 06 2010
professionalheckler

actually, JOINT SESSION to. andun sina zubiri, pimentel, joke, et al

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3 06 2010
TGE Blog Admin

nasa constitution po kasi yan worried pinoy:

Article 7, section 4: “…Unless otherwise provided by law, the regular election for President and Vice-President shall be held on the second Monday of May. The returns of every election for President and Vice-President, duly certified by the board of canvassers of each province or city, shall be transmitted to the Congress, directed to the President of the Senate. Upon receipt of the certificates of canvass, the President of the Senate shall, not later than thirty days after the day of the election, open all the certificates in the presence of the Senate and the House of Representatives in joint public session, and the Congress, upon determination of the authenticity and due execution thereof in the manner provided by law, canvass the votes.”

^_^

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4 06 2010
Junior60

Load before you shoot! :p

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4 06 2010
Worried Pinoy

Thanks for the constitution clause TGE Blog Admin. I dont read the constitution kase. But this is exactly my point. This law just gave the senate president and speaker of the house enough powers to somehow influence the results of the election. Just like what Nograles did. Pero ang hindi ko lang talaga matanggap, ang maluklok ulit sa posisyon si LITO LAPID!!! =)

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3 06 2010
john

present! 😀

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4 06 2010
Joberta Sucaldita

…and the Noynoy fans have a quorum! :p

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3 06 2010
deuts

Handa na akong manalo ang Boston! LOL!L

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3 06 2010
professionalheckler

hahahahah! peace!

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5 06 2010
wilyam

at ang sakit ng kalooban kong natalo ang celtics

on the other hand, awang awa ako ke gasol. parang ayala boys versus istebadors.

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3 06 2010
boy jammer

mr PH protest ako kasi ang liit ng celtics, errrrr, minaliit mo ang celtics. basta tingnan lang natin sa laro kung sino ang maliit, ha haha

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3 06 2010
professionalheckler

hehehe. that’s the sked of the finals from the LAKERS’ website. siyempre, prominente kami. buti nga sinama pa kayo eh. goodluck then!

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3 06 2010
boy jammer

gisingin si zzzzzzzzzzzzzialcita bwakang…

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4 06 2010
Sonny Melencio

I respect the Los Angeles Lakers and its coach but it is a “one-man team”. The Celts are more or less balanced Had Artest not made the defining shot, I believe that the Suns would have a chance in defeating the Lakers My fearless forefast is Celtics in 7

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4 06 2010
professionalheckler

with all due respect, i beg to differ on the “one-man team” tag. read the stats. analyze the stats. it’s a different team compared to the ’08 squad that lost to boston in 6. sadly, that “one-man team” notion will be forever etched on the minds of the anti-Kobe and the anti-Lakers community. at the end of the day though, LA will be the champ and haters will remain haters.

at sineryoso ko talaga ang pag-reply. it’s so unme. 🙂 but it’s MY team and will die defending every member of this team to the end (with the exception perhaps of adam morrison). 🙂

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4 06 2010
gibo_but_not_teodoro

well, kobe and the lakers won game 1. pero ganun talaga mga bida nagpapabugbog muna.

go celtics!

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4 06 2010
professionalheckler

hahahhah! alalahanin, may bidang namamatay. 🙂

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4 06 2010
boy bisaya

babawi din ang celtics sa homecourt nila. go celtics go!!

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4 06 2010
senior60

worried pinoy

ano ka ba, saan ka ba kasi nagpupunta, busy ka sa mga
papers mo? wala na, tapos na mag take oath ang mga
senators …

actually, pati for president hindi na dapat binibilang pa,
sayang lang sa panahon, kahit pa siguro ma zero si noynoy
sa mga lugar na may special polls, palagay ko wala na itong
bearing, ang layo kaya ng lamang kontra kay erap, kaya
si erap nanahimik na rin….

at mabuti na rin kung matalo si noynoy doon para hindi sya
matawag na ‘special president’….

naki ride na rin ako sa mga sons ko, for lakers….

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4 06 2010
Worried Pinoy

Pasensya na po lolo Senior60 at mejo busy nga ako. Pero alam ko naman po na nag-oath taking na si Lito Lapid. Tama po kayo, hindi na dapat ginagawa ang canvassing, nag uubos lang sila ng oras at kuryente.

PH = Kobe Bryant
Senior60 = Jack Nicholson

Go Lakers! Pilayin ang team na may tungkod! =)

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4 06 2010
TOMADOR

GO CELTICS!!!!

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4 06 2010
TOMADOR

GO HOMOBONO ADAZA LOL!

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4 06 2010
mel

Also on Monday, Congress will bestow Vetellano Acosta the “Overachiever Award.” – for the most cost efficient political campaign ever, eat your heart out Villar!! 😉

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4 06 2010
brenda

go CELTICS!!!!!

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4 06 2010
mss

“special president” was that supposed to mean something?

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4 06 2010
gasti

LAKERS, LAKERS,LAKERS,LAKERS,LAKERS!

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4 06 2010
jhona

Syempre, benta pa din ang Photo of the Weak– the part I enjoy the most! Hahah. 😀

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4 06 2010
mbw

bakit puro artista o show bizers yata ang ilalagay o naiisipni Noynoy sa gabineta niya? ano ba ang Malakanyang, magiging Pinoy Big brother or something?

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4 06 2010
dede

@mbw, dont forget, maraming ginastos na pera nya si kris kaya pwede syang mag appoint.

kakapal naman ng mga pagmumukha nung mga bayarang natutulog na yun lol

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5 06 2010
religiousboy

mbw — “yata” lang pala e, bakit affected ka na? And if you’re thinking Boy Abunda, siya lang ang showbiz na in-oferan “yata”. Di pa tinanggap! Sino pa bang showbiz “yata” ang nabasa mo? Please lang. Wag mag-generalize at magkalat ng mga haka-haka at “yata” at meron ding makikitid ang isip na nagbabasa ng blog na ito. To borrow (not quote, ha, take note) from PH — Noynoy is the champ and haters will remain haters.

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4 06 2010
stalker

1-0 na Lakers, sino ngayon ang 1-man team?

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4 06 2010
professionalheckler

taaaaaaama! 🙂

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4 06 2010
mike

Loren Gore by Al..hehee

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4 06 2010
teacherhima

Nag-login talaga ako sa aking (rarely used) account para lang maka-comment lmao. But nice yung caption na Bisaya ha, PH. Magaling!

And to settle the dispute on translations by TGE Blog Admin and Boy Bisaya up there, it’s “Ang kakapal kasi ng mga mukha nyo, kaya kayo natalo noong nakaraang eleksyon! (Boy Bisaya’s translation) Buti nga sa inyo! (TGE Blog Admin’s translation)” Ayan compromise. Di ba happy? XD

Haha PH, you don’t think Cebuano-Bisaya is a dialect, do you? Tanong ko lang. 🙂 and @ 17 languages, seriously, I’m impressed.

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4 06 2010
bella

GO LAKERS! Kobe pa rin! 🙂

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5 06 2010
senior60

dios mio worried pinoy, please just address me simply
as senior60 next time ok?

pero natutuwa naman ako na you have likened me kay
jack nicholson, hahaha and bongga dahil we are in the
same league with the most powerful man in the whole
wide world who is very fond of jamming/partying in the
white house….

for my sons, go go go lakers…

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5 06 2010
marcela bato

dede at mbw, agree ako senyong 2!!! ang malakanyang ay magiging fairytale kingdom ni kris. si noy? figurehead lang sya kasi si kris ang magpapatakbo ng buong bansa!!!! kita mo ang gusto puro taga showbiz ang ilagay sa pwesto. sabi ni noy hindi raw bayad utang? e ano tawag dun? kita mo….bukod sa mga taga kapamilya e kasama pa mga kapuso? merry go round di ba? ang saya saya pag umupo na sina noy at kris!!! kumpleto programa sa malakanyang….may snn, may d buzz….may asap…..may drama. e bakit ka pa magpapalipat lipat ng channel ng tv. tune in ka lang sa malakanyang at 24 oras na kasiyahan na mapapanood mo!!!

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5 06 2010
hikatalomato

according to joey de leon, ang paboritong nba team ng mga bading ay LA Lakers. pagpinagdugtong mo kasi ang LA at Lakers nagiging LALakers. ayon pa kay joey, pagmaynakita kayong lalake na suot ang I ♥ LA Lakers shirt, malamang bading yon. peace

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5 06 2010
etchosera

Let me quote Vice Ganda: “may problema ka sa mga bading, Tado?”

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5 06 2010
Anonymous

Game 1 pa lang yan, pagka down 2 games na Celtics mataas na chances mag champion Lakers.

Rondo was checked
Allen and Garnet were insignificant, the latter…nagkalat
Kulang offense ng Celtics
Bynum was solid underneath the boards
X-Factor Ron-ron was outstanding both on O&D
Gasol’s D was glaringly significant during last night’s game. lufet talga ng espanol na eto!
As usual Kobe being Kobe
Defense was the key for Lakers, galing!

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5 06 2010
wilyam

Go Celtics yakang yaka yan.Parang national canvassing din yan, atin si Stern. Let kobe scores basta maraming null shots ang kakampi niya atin na yan. Sabi nga Ni Amaare, Odom was just lucky.

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5 06 2010
MPRivera

L. A. Lakers?

Boston Celtics?

Pinagtatalunan pa ba ‘yan?

Tsk. tsk. tsk.

Basta ako, sigurado akong panalo at tsampiyon na ang makapag-uuwi ng championship trophy.

Hindi ko sasabihin kung saan ako panig sa dalawang team na ‘yan. Mabubuking ako

Go, Kobe. Go Bryant.

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5 06 2010
MPRivera

Tulog si Zialcita. Tulog din si Defensor (hindi lang halata). Inaantok si Rufus.

Taragis. ‘Yan ba ang mga nagpapasasa sa pork barrel?

Mga inutil!

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6 06 2010
phreddox

MPRiver, ang sakit mo magsalita. In fairness, gising na gising naman mga hinayupak na yan pag pork barrel ang pinag uusapan.

Pero pag talagang legislation na, lalo na yung di nila papakinabangan, either tulog yan o nag-aabsent absentan. Tingnan mo nangyari sa FOI.

Dapat I name and shame yung mga nag absent nung last day ng session na kelangan ipasa ang FOI!

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9 06 2010
sdramos

this is like dejuvu all over in the in 1986-87 when Lakers/Celtics were at each other in the NBA Finals… Best games ever!

From Wikipedia:
The 1986–87 NBA season was the 41st season of the National Basketball Association. The season ended with the Los Angeles Lakers winning their fourth championship of the decade, beating the Boston Celtics 4 games to 2 in the NBA Finals.

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