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2 06 2010

The Who No. 1: A politico who lost in the May 10 polls was offered a job by a major network. But sources say he has declined the offer because losing politico feels that his “short stint” is just a form of “audition” – kapag nag-click, tatagal ka. kapag hindi, umalis ka. Also, he’s ‘friends’ with the person he’s supposed to replace. If ever he’ll accept the job, politico was quoted to have said “Dapat ‘yong TF ko, kapareho ng TF ni ______.” Aba, demanding!

The Who. No. 2: Kalachuchi, a person ‘really’ close to very powerful “Aster Bougainvillea” called up “Jasmin Lilac” and offered him the current post held by “Red Rose.” But “Jasmin Lilac” rejected the offer. A close pal said, “Hindi niya feel ang ganung trabaho. Ayaw niyang lumalabas-labas at kung saan-saang sulok pumupunta.” Besides, “Jasmin Lilac” was only the second choice for the position. Aster Bougainvillea’s original pick was “Sunflower Violet” but the latter won his bid for a higher elective post. Previous appointees to the post were “Mimosa Eucalyptus,” a big loser in the May 10 polls, and “Ranunculus Boxwood,” his adversary who won it big last elections.

The Who No. 3: Female staff member (FSM) of victorious “Bear Eagle Jaguar” called up a friend who works in the entertainment industry. FSM said, “Ihanap mo naman si sir.” FSM’s friend asked, “Hanap ng?” FSM replied: “Girlfriend. Sa August kasi puwede na! One year na.” Last year, “Bear Eagle Jaguar” was linked to glamorous “Gazelle Rhinoceros,” kagagawan ni “Kangaroo Aardvark” who’s close to “Bear Eagle Jaguar’s” dad – “Snail Kangaroo’s” most hated man these days.


June 2nd
On this date in…

1740: Marquis de Sade, the first known sadist, is born. His mom labored for three weeks before he decided to come out… officially making her his first victim.

1886: Grover Cleveland becomes the first US president to wed during his term… despite vehement objection from his youngest sister who never really approved of his girlfriend, a town councilor

1898: Spanish General Leopoldo Garcia, with 900 infantry troops and 80 artillerymen armed with guns and ammunition, surrenders to the Filipino forces in Cavite… armed with anting-anting, agimat and bertud.

1904: Olympian Johnny Weissmuller is born… by swimming out of his mother’s womb.

1953: Queen Elizabeth II is crowned at a coronation ceremony in Westminster Abbey in London. But her advisers encountered a problem when, after her coronation, she refused to stay at the Buckingham Palace citing “negative vibes.”

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67 responses

2 06 2010
sgporeboy

Yung blind item no.1, si Cesar Montano yan

The rest, wala na akong idea. Lol ^_^

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2 06 2010
rian

Cesar Montano pala yun. yung 3rd, sagutin ko.

sino sasagot ng 2nd? hehehe

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2 06 2010
professionalheckler

tama ka rin!

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2 06 2010
rian

ang hirap ng the who. yung number 3 lang ang nagetz ko. hehehehe. clues please PH.

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2 06 2010
echosera ako!

manny villar ba sagot sa number 1?

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2 06 2010
Bossing

Yes korek ka!

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2 06 2010
TGE Blog Admin

present!

tama si sgporeboy (congratz, first ka), si cesar montano sa no. 1, to possibly replace willie revillame sa wowowee — yun ang “audition” na sinasabi 🙂

yun lang muna.. thanks for the article PH, panalo ang 1886. nabigla mga kasama ko sa biglang paghalagakhak ko :))

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2 06 2010
MT

Yes, Cesar M. for Blind Item No. 1.

Blind Item No. 2: OMB post currently held by Ronnie Ricketts (“Red Rose”).
“Ayaw niyang lumalabas-labas at kung saan-saang sulok pumupunta.” – meaning, ayaw mang-raid sa Quiapo.
I don’t know “Jasmin Lilac.”
“Sunflower Violet” is Vicente “Tito” Sotto III.
Previous appointees “Mimosa Eucalyptus,” the big loser in the May 10 polls, is Edu Manzano, while “Ranunculus Boxwood,” his adversary (nag-away sila noon sa OMB di ba?) who won BIG last elections, is Bong Revilla.

I’m still figuring out blind item no. 3.

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3 06 2010
watcher

Joey de Leon

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2 06 2010
TGE Blog Admin

okay for item number 2, tingnan nyo kung tama “guesses” ko 🙂

NOW, sino kaya si Jasmin Lilac??

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2 06 2010
TGE Blog Admin

Walang iba kundi si Joey de Leon (sagutin ba sariling tanong) :))

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2 06 2010
professionalheckler

tama ka!

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2 06 2010
eufems

Sino si Aster Bouganvillea? Si Noynoy (Benigno Aquino III) no? Sino pa ba mag-aappoint :))

(maybe not)

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2 06 2010
Bossing

Boy Abunda!

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3 06 2010
wilyam

Ngek, bakit ikaw ang nagconfirm nawala ang thrill ng panghuhula.

I think I already read this somewhere where Kris supposedly made an offer to Joey but on the other hand, co-terminus ba ke GMA ang posisyong inoffer?

On the other hand, I give a one and half clap for Boy Abunda’s bravado. Ang kapal talaga ng mukha. Nyaknyaknyak, akala niya lahat ng bagay showbiz pati yung mga umeepal laban sa kanya sa Toursim Dept. pinatulan. Ang bading. Bow! Taas na taas pa kilay niya dun sa ANC ah… Totoong kilay kaya yun o nagkamali ng drowing yung meyk-up artist?

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2 06 2010
Joberta Sucaldita

No. 3 – Newly-elected mayor of a big city whose wife passed away last year and whose dad surprised everyone in the race for a very high national position.

Snail Kangaroo – frustrated wife of Rhinoceros Monkey
Kangaroo Aardvark – wife of Jaguar Yak and sister of Nothing Accomplished

Gazelle Rhinoceros – erstwhile friend of Kangaroo Aardvark who badmouthed Gazelle Rhinoceros in the show causing Gazelle Rhinoceros to leave the show. The who also features Aardvark Bee, who is being eyed by Nothing Accomplished to take a very important position in his team

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2 06 2010
TGE Blog Admin

nakuha ko na #3 kaso di ko ma gets kung bakit TBEJ ang tawag ni PH sa kanya.

dagdagan ko clues ni sucaldita..

Nothing Accomplished = Aster Bougainvillea (item #2)
Kangaroo Aardvark = Kalachuchi (item #2)
at
Gazelle Rhinoceros — nasa Working Girls, “Angono?!?! May Starbucks ba dun?”

OKAY, trabaho na ulit.. thanks again PH for the “mind challenge”, napa-esep-esep ako bigla sa gitna ng trabaho

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3 06 2010
watcher

K.A. Kris Aquino
Jaguar Yak – James Yap
Nothing Accomplished – Noy Aquino
G. R. – Greta Bareta?

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3 06 2010
watcher

hahah, ay mali Gazelle Rhino – Ruffa G. ! haha

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2 06 2010
Worried Pinoy

#3 – to follow. hirap eh =)

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2 06 2010
professionalheckler

tama ka. 🙂

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2 06 2010
Worried Pinoy

Ay sus! sya lang pala yung TEBJ! napakamot ako ng ulo ah?! MAKATI kase! =)

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3 06 2010
watcher

anak ni jejomar binay naghahanap ng gf.
na link si ruffa dati kagagawan ni kris aquino dahil close sya ke binay sr.
korina sanchez hate si binay tanda.

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2 06 2010
siyetehan

I didn’t know that Turkey Bear Eagle Jaguar” was linked to glamorous “Gazelle Rhinoceros”.

di naman sila magka height 🙂

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3 06 2010
Caturay

or magkakulay.

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2 06 2010
MT

ok gets ko na lahat. pati si Snail Kangaroo. Hehehe.

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3 06 2010
watcher

sino ba Snail Kangaroo?

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2 06 2010
DEL

Ang gagaling, nahulaan nyo lahat, hahaha. Pati mga juicy tsismis sa showbiz, alam na alam niyo.

Akala ko, well informed na ako sa mga current events sa atin, pero di pa pala, hahaha. Nahirapan ako dun sa number 2 at 3.

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2 06 2010
Sgporeboy

TGE: salamat! 🙂 Pero ‘di ko talaga ma-gets yung #3 at #4. Paki-sagutan na lang ulit 😀

Yung aliases kasi nila parang pinaghalong pangalan ng Harry Potter characters at terrible Drag Queen names. ^_^

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2 06 2010
Matteo

Snail Kangaroo – took a leave when Rhinoceros Monkey decided to run for a national position.

now who’s TBEJ??

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2 06 2010
tc

I don’t get why Turkey Bear Eagle Jaguar has a “T” because he doesn’t have one in his real name. Why not “J” kasi junior sya? Jackrabbit Bear Eagle Jaguar.

Mas boto ako kay Cockatoo Lion Jellyfish para kay Gazelle Rhinoceros. Haha. Pakelaman daw ba. Ewan.

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2 06 2010
professionalheckler

sorry. thanks for pointing that out. i was referring to the “apo” na pala. 🙂

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2 06 2010
MPRivera

nakakaloko ang blind items ni PH. nakakakulot ng kilay.

ang hindi maaaring itago at litaw na litaw, itong si PH ay L.A. Lakers fan-addict!

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2 06 2010
Wilhelmina

snail kangaroo is sanchez korina?

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2 06 2010
rc

gets ko na lahat.. haha.. salamat sa mga clue..

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2 06 2010
MT

more!!!!

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2 06 2010
dede

aruuuuy ang hirap ng blid items, buti nalang maraming chika babes na nakakahula kahit ang hirap lol.
ok yung kay noynoy eate cleveland haha

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2 06 2010
etchosera

Nahelo man ko sa mga mabulaklak na pahulaan ni PH!
Anetch anetch!

Akala ko pa naman, certified chismosa na ako…. waz pala!

Ahah ahah ahah!

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2 06 2010
Anonymous

i still dont get the third one!!! 😦 😦

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2 06 2010
pihikan chronicles

ping! pH! winner ka. natumbok mo ang mala midnyt appointments ng showbiz at politics

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2 06 2010
kalokah

no. 3 is mayor CBD.
see: http://opinion.inquirer.net/inquireropinion/columns/view/20090814-202203O/A-young-mothers-death

the rest from the link above is easy.

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2 06 2010
timpaul

Prof, sino naman kaya yung reporter daw na gustong-gusto ni closet queen politico sucaldita joberta?

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3 06 2010
Joberta Sucaldita

Si Susan Enriquez.

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3 06 2010
jessica TAMBOK Suhol

Jessica suho..

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4 06 2010
Fandong

Dapat lalaki yan cute reporter na yan dahil bading nga yon re-elected governor na bumaliktad dahil classmate niya raw si nothing accomplished. Sino nga ba siya? Kapuso o Kapamilya o kapatid?

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2 06 2010
john

OT lang mga ka PH.

Breaking News:

“Palace to DepEd: Consult Bishops before teaching sex ed!”

WTF!!! kaya pala kaliwa’t kanan ang scandal ang mga Bishops at Pare dahil expert pala sila sa sex?! 😀

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3 06 2010
senior60

ang pagpili ni kris kay joey de leon to head the
optical media board ay isang pagpapatunay na
nakikialam na sya sa selection process as to who
will become members of noynoy’s cabinet….

sa tingin ninyo, regarding abunda, hindi si kris ang
nagsulsol kay noynoy? si noynoy naman who has a
shallow mind, nagpauto kaagad, payback time nga
naman, hindi kay abunda kundi kay kris, sabi pa nga
ni religiousboy, kris aquino is not kris aquino for
nothing kaya, expect kris to lord it over sa malacanan…

hahaha kung noon parang joke joke lang na mga
showbiz personalities ay magiging mga secretary of
different departments, now it is becoming a reality,
mabuti na lang at coy pa si abunda, hindi lang daw
muna ngayon, maybe next year na lang daw, oha……

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3 06 2010
Home for the Aged - Director

Anak ng… Senior60! kaya pala tumatakas ka pag gabi eh pumupunta ka sa Internet Shop at nagco-comment ka dito! Lintik! Pinakikialaman mo pa si Boy Abunda at Kris! Epekto ng kakapanood mo ng SNN yan! Uminom ka na ng gamot mo! Magagalit nanaman sakin ang anak mo eh!

hehehe….

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3 06 2010
wilyam

Watching the canvassing yesterday and it was an excruciating experience.

Tong mga lawyers, tong mga politikos, they are the reasons why sometimes I am ashamed of being a Pinoy. Its nice if they see a mistake and use this for corrective purposes pero to see a mistake and then make an insinuation that it was not a really an honest mistake but a prelude to cheating, ayayay, what have become, a nation of cheats? Is this the kind of message that we are trying to impart to the next generation?

Pako sa krus yang mga yan o itali sa punongkahoy na may maraming hantik tapos buhusan sila pulotpukyutan, para patas ang asaran…

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3 06 2010
rainier gonzalo

i wouldn’t mind Kris pushing for entertainment people for appointment to government posts, not only because of her huge contribution to Noynoy’s victory (time, her own money and great effort) but also to irritate and annoy people like this one.

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3 06 2010
john

EXACTLY! this is what i was trying to tell them when i wished na sana si Noynoy ang manalo. 😀

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3 06 2010
Lara

#3

#2 Baby Arenas, Vilma Santos. sila lang nahulaan ko. hehehe.

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3 06 2010
professionalheckler

tama ka sa 3!

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3 06 2010
etchosera

Juicemio! Lahat ata ng tao dito, may tama na!

Ahah ahah ahah!

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3 06 2010
jessica TAMBOK Suhol

BI 1. Cesar Montano
BI 2. Mimosa Eucalyptus – Edu Manzano
Ranunculus Boxwood – Bong Revilla
cguro si Kalachuchi – Kris
BI 3. wala akong idea sa iba..(krizz laugh)

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3 06 2010
wilyam

Kobe is the man of the hour but am definitely rooting for Boston Celtics…..

And while we are at it, a big boo for LeBron. Kung ako ang owner ng isang team, I will not even think of taking you in. You disappeared in your first NBA Finals and again in the semis with the Celtics. So shame on you for trying to hog the headlines. You ain’t nothing until you have a ring…..

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3 06 2010
professionalheckler

amen to that big LeBron boo! And here’s another LeBron: Boooooooo!

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3 06 2010
pihikan chronicles

prof, hate mo si lebron

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3 06 2010
TOMADOR

The whole brouhaha about Noynoy considering Boy Abunda is based on who he and his selection team trusts and they believe can do a good job at a particular department. The funny thing is people over react about such pronouncements. If one questions or maligns the decision of a person without even understanding the real basis/foundation (instead of assuming..as usual) is no better than a shallow minded person….ehem..pun intended.

And isn’t it a fact that the DOT secretary post is a glorified sales man position? I suppose the outrage is understandable if Abunda was being considered for say…DOJ…DOD but in reality its not diba? Here’s a more detailed explanation by Mr. Abunda on the matter

Here’s the thing kasi, let go. I know there are still some bitter taste in some peoples mouths coz their candidate LOST (big time). May kasabihan nga diba…aanhin ang galing at talino kung sa eleksyon naman ay talo…e di wala! Mang-asar na lang LOL

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3 06 2010
eufems

The way I see it…

The Who No. 1 – politico = Cesar Montano; job = Wowowee host; person = Willie Revillame

The Who No. 2 – Kalachuchi = Kris; Aster Bougainvillea = Benigno ‘Noynoy’ Aquino III; Jasmin Lilac = Joey de Leon (weh?); post = OMB Chairman; Red Rose = Ronnie Rickets; Sunflower Violet = Vicente Sotto; higher elective post = Senator; Mimosa Eucalyptus = Edu Manzano; Ranunculus Boxwood = Bong Revilla

The Who No. 3 – Bear Eagle Jaguar = Jejomar Erwin Binay; Gazelle Rhinoceros = Ruffa Gutierrez; Kangaroo Aardvark = Kalachuchi = Kris Aquno; Dad = Jejomar Binay; Snail Kangaroo = Korina Sanchez :)) wow!

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3 06 2010
Aussie Mate

Kung si Kangaroo Aardvark ay yung iniisip ko, e dapat Aardvark Kangaroo if we follow the clues of the initials. Or is she/he another person?

GO LA LAKERS!!!!

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3 06 2010
dinah

hay salamat nag-gets ko din, hirap mag scroll up and down 😉
more, more!

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4 06 2010
yas

kaloka naman ang mga blind-items..kaloka basahin at kaloka hulaan! double blind!

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4 06 2010
senior60

tomador

hindi bale na kung very shallow minded ako, hindi naman
ako presidente ng pilipinas….

si boy talaga, ang husayhusay, sa isang napaka simpleng
tanong, isang kilometro ang sagot, bagay nga syang
magiging tourism secretary, para bang, kahit ang isang
bagay ay itim, pwede nyang ipicture na puti…

kaya lang, dahil sa circumstance na very close ang kanyang
relationship with the aquinos, parang family na daw ang turing
sa kanya, no matter kung anong credentials meron sya, hindi
sya dapat kinonsider man lang nina noynoy and kris, nasaan
na pupulutin dito ang delicadesa….

ito namang dalawa, yes, kayo rainier and john, iba rin ang
takbo ng pag-iisip ninyo, imagine ha, para lang to annoy
and irritate the likes of me, mas gugustuhin ninyo pang blah
blah blah

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4 06 2010
senior60

home for the aged-director

ang samang sama ng ugali mo, kapapasok mo pa lang
dito sa blog ni mister heckler naghasik ka na kaagad
ng lagim, very unbecoming of your position…

ito serious ha, pang believe it or not, since when ba,
i forgot the date na, basta kasagsagan yun ng benpress
highway scandal, para sa hindi nakakaalam dahil baka
wala pa kayong kamuwangmuwang noon, tungkol ito sa
suhulan para lang ma grant ang isang project, since then
hanggang ngayon, ako ay kapuso na, feeling ko kasi noon,
ang samasama ng mga lopezes na syang may-ari ng
benpress, kaya, anything that i know of of their talents
ngayon, nakukuha ko sa ibang sources, hindi ako nanunuod
sa abs…

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5 06 2010
MPRivera

Oo nga.

Dapat diyan kay direk, eh huwag i-confirm ng CA. Ka-a-appoint pa la’ang naghahasik agad ng horror dito sa PH.

Hinihiya pa si senior60, eh naglilibang la’ang naman ‘yung matanda dine.

Senior60, pinalitan na ba ‘yung pampers mo?

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12 06 2010
tin

kaloka naman, hahaha! Pinakagusto ko yung kina kris, ruffa, at anak ni jejomar binay. hahaha panalo sa clue!

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