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1 06 2010


REPORTS SAY President-apparent Noynoy Aquino doesn’t want to live in Malacañang because it has ‘negative vibes’ on him. To prove his claim, Noynoy revealed that whenever he was at the palace during the presidency of his mom, “Lagi akong ‘game over’ sa Pacman.”

Noynoy Aquino was quoted to have said that he doesn’t want to stay in Malacañang because the palace has “negative vibes” on him. He is now choosing between his house on Times Street and the Manila Cathedral!

President-apparent Noynoy Aquino says he will not live at the Arlegui mansion inside Malacañang compound because “Living in it, by myself, will just emphasize being alone,” – to which Ninoy and Cory said, “Anak, hindi ka nag-iisa!” Awoo!


Eighty Percent
Do you still remember Noynoy Aquino’s pre-election promise that if elected president, he’d be sharing up to 80 percent of his job with his one and only partner Mar Roxas? Well, here’s the latest: Mar Roxas has just sent his ‘No, thanks!’ message.

The bad news is Noynoy Aquino won’t be able to share up to 80 percent of his presidential powers with Mar Roxas. The really bad news is Jejomar Binay is reportedly willing to take 100 percent.

Now it can be told! Remember when Noynoy Aquino promised to share up to 80 percent of his job with Mar Roxas? Rumors say Roxas told Noynoy, “You want me to do 80 percent of your job?!? Who the hell do you think you are, Korina?!?”

World No-Tobacco Day
The World Health Organization declared May 31 as World No-Tobacco Day, or as Noynoy Aquino would call it, “Whateverrr!”

Congress & Canvassing
Congress has started counting electronically-transmitted votes for president and vice president. Apart from computer glitches, authors of the elections automation law admit they did not foresee a much bigger problem that threatens to further delay the canvassing – Didagen Dilangalen.

Inquirer is No. 1
According to the latest survey conducted by The Nielsen Co., the Philippine Daily Inquirer is the No.1 newspaper in the country followed by the Manila Bulletin and the Philippine Star. The Manila Times is planning to sue Nielsen after the paper placed 6th.

The latest Nielsen survey showed that the Philippine Daily Inquirer is the No. 1 newspaper in the country today. To beat the Inquirer, the Philippine Star is reportedly getting Chiz Escudero as endorser.
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~Anonymous

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38 responses

1 06 2010
joma

ang aga ng tawa ko..:))

thanks PH!!

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1 06 2010
marshee

ang arte takte!! edi papalitan nya kurtina sa malacanang gawin nyang pink para maalala nya pink sisters tas good vibes na! puch.

haha i liked the idea of philippine star taking chiz escudero. heehee. 😀

world no tobacco day would be like hell for president apparent. yung mga gustong sumabotahe sa karir nya dapat sa araw na yan gumawa ng deals at magpapirma ng papeles para wala sya sa sarili. haha.

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1 06 2010
checkmate

hehehe si mar roxas not willing to share 80%? eh anong ginagawa nya lagi sa likod ni noynoy?

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1 06 2010
anonymous

pakielameo talaga tayong mga pinoy…

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1 06 2010
stalker

first!

you’ve done it again heckler! whatever day LOL!

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1 06 2010
Super Junior60

Noynoy is slowly but steadily making a fool out of himself, and this looks very promising to Mr Heckler’s career! Mabuhay ang Noynoyisms!

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1 06 2010
Super Junior60

If Aquino does not want to hold his office in Malacanang, maybe he should consider holding office sa BAHAY NI KUYA.

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1 06 2010
TOMADOR

President-apparent Noynoy Aquino says he will not live at the Arlegui mansion inside Malacañang compound because “Living in it, by myself, will just emphasize being alone,” – to which Ninoy and Cory said, “Anak, hindi ka nag-iisa!” Awoo!

—bwahahaha ayos!!!

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1 06 2010
eufems

Hahahahahahaha!

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1 06 2010
B2

ahahahaha,,,,nauna ako,,,kc nmn ang comments lagi ay unahan, anyway masaya nmn basahin kc ang kukulit, ilang beses b kau pinanganak1 ;p peace!

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1 06 2010
rian

To beat the Inquirer, the Philippine Star is reportedly getting Chiz Escudero as endorser.

— naging effective na endorser si chiz ah. hahahaha, baka mamaya nyan may commercials na din sya to endorse products.

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1 06 2010
lan-ey

nasa circulation pa ba ang manila times?

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1 06 2010
Super Junior60

Yes, maybe about 10 copies a day.

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1 06 2010
irropoi

noynoy on taking hjs oath before the chief justice:”hindi ako sa kanya manunumpa”
noynoy on smoking:”hindi ako titigil sa paninigarilyo”
noynoy on living in malacanang:”ayokong tumira sa malacanang”

uh umm,looks like we have a bratty president,huh?

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1 06 2010
Anonymous

agree

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2 06 2010
danny

hindi ako maniningil ng karagdagang buwis…hindi ko pamimigay ang hda luisita…hehehe…joke lang.

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1 06 2010
TGE Blog Admin

First??

Nice article PH.. naku! ayaw cguro talaga ni Noynoy na manirahan sa malacanan dahil sa title ng article mo.. paano naman, tinakot sya ni krissy after nila panoorin ulit ang film ni krissy with the same title 🙂

akala ko kasama sa article mo ngayon yung mga “targeted” cabinet members to be.. lalo na si boy, inaabangan ko hirit mo dun 🙂

natural lang na maging no. 1 ang fav broadsheet natin.. #1 si noynoy sa surveys di ba? at nanalo din sya sa election.. so natural na yung newspaper na “unbiased” sa kanya eh maging number 1 din.. trending yan 🙂

just wait, ia-announce din ng kpamilya station na #1 sila 🙂

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1 06 2010
reviewer22

Sayang zalds, hindi ka first. Dapat siguro hingi mo na rin endorsement ni chiz. hehehe.

Ayaw sa chief justice. Ayaw sa malacanang. Baka sa kaka ayaw niya eh si Binay na lang sa salo sa lahat. 🙂

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1 06 2010
Poppy Fields

To beat the Inquirer, the Philippine Star is reportedly getting Chiz Escudero as endorser.

Love it!

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1 06 2010
waraywaray

“Home is where you can scratch where it itches.”
~Anonymous

lols

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1 06 2010
anna

nice one again PH!

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1 06 2010
Kiks

wala ba talaga tayo magagawa para patigilin sa yosi yang si noynoy? one day during his term he might just fall down and die instantly from a heart attack. wala sana ako pakialam kahit mamatay yan sa yosi kaya lang 2 word ang nakakadisturb sa akin. PRESIDENT BINAY! waaaah!

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1 06 2010
dede

“The really bad news is Jejomar Binay is reportedly willing to take 100 percent”

“You want me to do 80 percent of your job?!? Who the hell do you think you are, Korina?!?”

HA HA HA HA panalo.

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1 06 2010
Scorpion 13

You are very correct PH when you said that Binay would rather assume the presidency rather than functioning as a president but elected only as Vice President. Is this not a threat to the Office of the President that there is something being cooked in the sidelined which might effect the present set up of our government. Hope its not a Coup.

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1 06 2010
ram

Don’t forget that Erap Binay tandem won the military votes

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1 06 2010
senior60

huwag na natin pakialaman ang pag yoyosi ni noynoy,
kasi mahirap na yun itakwil, addict na sya, at tsaka sabi
nya, wala naman daw problema sa lungs nya, malusog
naman daw sya, kaya, tama sya, who are we ba to stop
him from indulging…..

at natandaan ko, sabi ni binay, kapag daw sya ang magiging
vice, makatulog ng mahimbing si noynoy dahil hindi nya
aagawan ng trabaho si noynoy or something to that effect,
kaya, lalong gusto ni noynoy na si mar ang maging dahil alam
nya na hindi nya kakayanin lahat ng gawain, siguro, w/o giving
a second thought sa maylaman na sinabi ni binay, pero teka
lang muna, saan na ba ako, ay, oo nga pala, pasyalpasyal
muna, pang physical exercise ba…

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1 06 2010
Anonymous

mar roxas the next president, my boss. bakit ba hilig mo tirahin yun?

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4 06 2010
girl abundo

eh panu naman kc c mar-ia, sinulong ang generics act kc pagaari niya isang generic company sourcing meds from india. meron cya talgang sariling agenda para nya isulong yun murang gamot. ang plastic nya!

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1 06 2010
promdi

ha haha… come june 30 2010, pilipinas’ got an ayaw-president: ayaw tumira sa malakanyang!… ayaw manumpa sa chief justice!… ayaw tumigil sa paninigarilyo… and imminently… ayaw (pa ring) magpakasal kailanman????
ay… mukhang masarap mag-ayaw-watch tayo….

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1 06 2010
paul

Next na ayaw.. ayaw mag patakbo ng gobierno. Naku patay ang bansa sa isang haciendero na mukhang may diperensya sa utak

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3 06 2010
jessica TAMBOK Suhol

korek hahaha..

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1 06 2010
jianne

hayaan ng manatili si GMA sa Malacanang. Ayaw pala ni Noy dun eh. Ahahaha

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1 06 2010
mbw

have anyone of you tried living by the Pasig River during summer time, aber?

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1 06 2010
promdi

naku, dito na lang sa jp rizal street sa makati, try mo lang dumaan, as in daan lang (on a ride pa ha?) ewan lang kung kaya mo inhale exercise dyan… ayaw mo nang huminga…. grraabeee! ganyan ba sila sa makati, tabing ilog? paging noy2’s incoming camp? and binay’s too (?)… ano na naman kayang programang rehab: urong-sulong-patay-sindi ang gagawin sa pasig river, para luminaw at bumango na forever?! aber…

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2 06 2010
senior60

ano??? pati pala yun hindi pwede? sorry, mister heckler…

anyway, ayan ha, mag bakasyon muna si noynoy for how
many days, mag rewind and recharge, mag munimuni
kung dapat ba talaga nyang iappoint si abunda, if yes,
si kris na rin kaya gawin nyang spokesperson para the
tandem will remain, why not, if abunda is qualified daw
for the position, lalong lalong lalo na si kris…

ito ha, hindi ako nagbibiro or telling a lie, sinabi talaga
ni kris, after nya sinabi na punta sya abroad kung manalo
si noynoy, na gagawin nyang parang nasa the buzz ang
malacanan, ito na kaya ang katuparan sa mga pangarap
ni kris? to be in the limelight forever at any cost?

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2 06 2010
religiousboy

Senior60 — Pakireview ulit yung statement ki Kris about leaving the country. Unless nagtutulog-tulugan ka gaya ng mga ibang Noynoy-haters diyan, kaya hirap gisingin at ayaw intindihin ang buong contexto ng kanayang statement. Re naman sa gagawing Malacanang ang The Buzz….c’mooon! Joke po yun! Hirap sa iba diyan, yung joke ni Kris siniseryoso. Kung saan naman siya serious, yun ang taken lightly. Well, she’s no Kris Aquino for nothing! Yung mga ayaw na ayaw sa kanya, if I know yun ang mas tutok sa panonood sa LAHAT ng shows niya kaya alam na alam ang bawat’t kilos at sinasabi niya. At pag wala na siya sa Buzz at SNN, di niyo na ito panonoorin, debah? Aminin!

Paul, and other Noynoy-bashers: Sorry po at hindi nanalo ang mga kandidato niyong perpekto. Better luck next time. Ha-ha-ha!

PH – salamat ha?

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2 06 2010
Super Junior60

Pwede ba magbakasyon siya ng 6 years starting June 30? Thanks.

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2 06 2010
danny

ito ang panalo. agree ako dito.

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