FATE

IT’S BEEN A WEEK since the country held its first ever automated elections. At press time, Noynoy Aquino and Jejomar Binay are leading the PPCRV and the Comelec tally. This is understandable though since both candidates were supported by the INC. Aquino, by the Iglesia ni Cristo, and Binay, by the Iglesia ng Cojuangco.

With both Jejomar Binay and Mar Roxas claiming victory, the race for vice president is far from over. Analysts believe we wouldn’t be in this situation if the Liberal Party didn’t field two VP candidates.

Noynoy’s candidacy according to Inquirer columnist Conrado de Quiros is destiny. He is fated to win. The same is true for Jejomar Binay and Mar Roxas. Binay is destined to be this nation’s vice president; Roxas is destined to be Korina’s husband.

While many people would agree that Noynoy Aquino has secured the presidency, the battle for vice president remains tight. The only thing tighter is Korina Sanchez’ face.

Noynoy’s Oath Taking
Insisting that he’ll never recognize a Chief Justice appointed by President Arroyo, Noynoy Aquino says he’d rather take his oath before a barangay captain. Malacañang says it respects Aquino’s decision and adds that he can swear before anyone, anywhere. In fact, Mar Roxas has successfully done that. He swore before rallyists in Ayala.


Joint Press Con
Did you hear the news? Noynoy Aquino and Mar Roxas held a joint press conference during a wake at a funeral parlor in Tarlac City last Friday. The Liberal Party was quick to clarify though that the wake was for a slain LP supporter, and not for Roxas’ political career.

Top 5 Things Overheard at the Liberal Party Headquarters

No. 5: “Sabi ko na sa inyo eh. Hindi dapat pagtiwalaan ang hilatsa ng pagmumukha ng Peping Cojuangco na ‘yan.”

No. 4: “Hindi ka kasi nakinig! ‘Di mo dapat isinama si Korina sa concert ng Tears for Fears.”

No. 3: “Wala ka nang choice. ‘Tapos na eh. So Plan “B” ka na lang. “B”untisin mo na lang ‘yung misis mong broadcaster.”

No. 2: “Akala ko ba, atin ang ABS-CBN? Bakit sa exit polls nila, lamang si Binay?”

And the No. 1 thing overheard at Liberal Party headquarters…

“Usapang lalaki ‘Noy. Magsabi ka lang ng totoo, hindi sasama ang loob ko. Si Binay ba talaga ang ibinoto ni Kris?”

Jamby MADrigal
Sen. Jamby Madrigal is furious. She couldn’t understand why she got fewer votes than disqualified presidential candidate Vetellano Acosta. Sought for comment though, Acosta was even more furious. He couldn’t understand why a lot of people now call him ‘Teacher Neric.’

Goodbye Kris?
Remember Kris Aquino’s promise that she would leave the country with her kids if Noynoy would win and she would cause stress for him? Well, after Noynoy posted a huge lead in the election tally, a Facebook group called “Kris Aquino’s Despedida” emerged, and has since been asking Kris to live up to her promise. Guess who was its first member? James Yap.

“Kris Aquino’s Despedida,” a Facebook group whose members are asking Kris to fulfill her promise of leaving the country if Noynoy won as president has become immensely popular. To give you an idea how popular it has become… according to the latest count, it now has more supporters than Nicanor Perlas, JC De Los Reyes and Jamby Madrigal.

Imelda on Marcos
Congresswoman-elect Imelda Marcos says she is abandoning plans to bury her husband at the Libingan ng mga Bayani. The former First Lady realized the usefulness of her husband’s body when Ilocos Norte experienced rotating brownouts last month. You know, candles.

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs441.ash1/24326_107426049294043_107392702630711_64332_7398297_s.jpg Priest Defeated
Among Ed Panlilio lost his re-election bid for the gubernatorial post in Pampanga. He has since returned to priesthood. In fact, he celebrated his first mass today, May 16. His homily was about the parable of the prodigal son.

Congressman Pacman
Boxing champion Manny Pacquiao is now a member of the House of Representatives. An athlete, an action star, and a politician who cannot speak straight English: Sarangani is the new California.

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“It makes no difference who you vote for – the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.”
~ Gore Vidal

Briefly Noted
The election victory of both Manny Pacquiao and Imelda Marcos was mentioned on CNN. One who became famous for his footwork, and another who became infamous for her footwear.

Survey Says
Should Associate Justice Renato Corona decline his appointment as Chief Justice?
YES, Kung may delicadeza siya. 68.5%
NO. Tama ang proseso. 24.6%
Hindi ko alam ang isyu 6.9%

We have a new survey. Please vote now.

Elsewhere
Philippine Star’s Chair Wrecker wrote ‘Mar was a victim’

Newsbreak: Peping camp campaign for ‘Noy-Bi’

Another from Newsbreak: GMA abandons Gibo in Pampanga

Have a great week ahead!

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Author: professionalheckler

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103 thoughts on “FATE”

    1. The truth about B is he is not going to assume the 50 to 80 % of the work that will be assigned by N2 but will surely assume the 100% responsibility of becoming the president.
      For B to become the president is more noble than functioning as the vp but working as a president.

      Lets wait it is still early to say something but I believed that being number one is the best than number 2.

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      1. paghilum sila kay mismong university of visayas ang nag-hatad ug doctor of humanities, honoris causa kay pakman… daghan bitaw dya mga “matalino” og gradwit sa mga dagko nga unibersidad pero wa may nahimo…pobre gihapon ang pinas… mamatay na lang sila dili nila maabot ang naabot ni pakman…

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      1. as if naman noynoy did not graduate from a reputable school. Ano pa ba ang gusto nyong gawin nya? Let him enumerate his accomplishments so that all of us may know? Tayo ba have we asked ourselves what have we accomplished to keep this country out of pit? Cast not the first stone doesn’t only apply to the woman in the bible. God bless us all.

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  1. Juicemio per donde esta Santa Klaus Kinski! Wala na ba talagang kahihiyan o delicadeza man lang yang si Jamby Madrigal? Kung ano ano na lang na kaek ekan ang pinagdidiskitahan? Senadora ba talaga yan dyan sa Pinas?

    At least I can now appreciate having Miriam Defensor Santiago in the Senate, kesa naman dyan sa Jamby na yan. Susmaryolopez, quezon! Hmmmmp!

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  2. si kris po ang nagsabi nun na aalis po sya ng bansa pag nanalo kapatid nya di po ba? wala naman po sigurong namilit na sabihin nya iyon. pero ngayon po ay iba na ang ihip ng hangin, lumalabas pa po na wala naman daw kasalanan si kris at bakit kailangan i-“exile”. yan po mismo sabi ni noynoy…

    sa maliit na bagay po nag uumpisa yan. kung may delikadesa ka, wag ka magbibitiw ng salita na di mo rin kayang panindigan sa huli. dahil kung sa maliit ng bagay, di ka na tumutupad, ano pa kaya mangyayari sa mga malaking bagay na alam naman nating mahirap gawin?

    papaano na po ang hacienda luisita? may limang taon pa po maghihintay ang mga manggagawa dun kung tototohanin nga ni noynoy mga sinabi nya.

    papaano na ang mga nagnakaw at nagksala sa bansa? magiging “unfair” ba sa kanila kung ipagdiinan ng taung-bayan na sila ay litisin?

    papaano na ang pangakong “hindi magnanakaw?” ah kung ngayon pa lang pong hindi pa nakaupo si noynoy, nag-aaway na ang kampo nya kung paano makakakuha ng malaking parte ng gobyerno?

    sa tingin ko lang naman po, pangangalagaan lang ni noynoy ang inters ng mag-anak nila eh (naririnig na naman natin ang mga kataganf “Kamag-anak Inc.” di po ba?) ito po ay pinatunayan na po nila kay senador mar roxas… (isipin nyo na lang po, kung nadala si noynoy ng INC at ganun kalayo ang boto niya sa mga kalaban, bakit po hindi ganun din and kay mar roxas at “neck and neck” pa po sila ni binay? (ayaw ko pong isipin na hindi sumusunod sa pahayag ng pamunuan ng INC ang kanilang mga miyembero kaya nagtataka lang po ako rito.)

    one time comment lang po. at para sa lahat po, hindi po ako nakaboto sa rodriguez rizal dahil nawawala po ang pangalan ko sa listahan… at pansinin po nyo sa mga nakaraang blog dito kay mr. ph na sa rodriguez rizal, shut out po ang ibang kandidato, maliban kay noynoy…

    yun lang po. tapos na po ang eleksyon, pero hindi pa po tayo tapos mag-isip para sa sarili… at sa bayan na rin =)

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    1. Wala. Marami talagang mahina sa reading comprehension. Ano kaya ang grade niyo nung nag-aaral pa kayo? Ito po ang statement ni Kris: Aalis po siya ng bansa if Noynoy wins and SHE WILL CAUSE STRESS for him. Bakeet? May nagawa na ba siyang stress kay Noynoy since he won? Di pa nga siya napro-proclaim. Pero sorry po, di po siya aalis kahit natalo pa ang kandidato niyo! Kaya kayong mga Cristy Fermin, Lolit Solis, Ropa Gutirreiz, at iba pa diyang MAHINA talaga ang reading comprehension, at nakikisakay sa mga tweet-tweet at fezbuk na MALI na nga in the first place ang PREMISE — inom po kaya kayo ng bitamina para gumana ng konti mga utak niyo, para next time di kayo magbasa or mag-interpret ng OUT OF CONTEXT. Don’t be soooooo unfair, okay?

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    2. @onetime, kaw naman atat, di sinabi ni kris kung mananalo si noynoy, ang sabi kung malkakagulo o makakasira, di pa naman nauupo si noynoy,intayin muna nating magbutas ng bangko,at pag nakunsumi yun kay kris dina kelangan paalisin si kris,malamang si noynoy ang umalis sa kunsumisyon.

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    3. okdoki..sunda kita
      sabi ni meriam.. luundag sya sa eroplano..pabaril sa luneta
      si erap.. ni kusing wala ankong ninakaw,
      si villar, wala akongkasalanan
      si Q.. ang sunod na presidente si gibo.
      mga senador..maraming pangako…me pako
      mga presidentiable.. panagako na dapat nagampanan na nila nang silay denador..inantay pang gawing kung manalong presidente…di ba lahat na project ng gobyerno me batas..sino ang gagawa ng batas.. preseidente ba

      si Gordon, Jamby, Perlas..mananalo ako..ok pa si acosta…slight lang ang yaban…mataas pa ang rating ke jamby.

      si gma.. di ako tatakbo.. sa presidente.. sa congress..sa speakership..in fairness
      si enrile..isa pa yon
      di na daw tatakbo sa pagka SP./.. eh. magambisyun ba yaan..nasa minority naman..walang numbers

      lahat yan.. I LIEDDDDD..kung se meriam pa sabay hagikhik
      o sama kayo..
      sakayna lang sa kasinungalingan nila.. para happy
      puso nyo..naku po

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  3. nyahaha kulet ni jamby, habang pinapanood ko nga sa tv naiimagine ko na kung ano reaction nya sa mga lugar na 0 votes sya hehehe ^^

    hehe wawa naman si manong ed, napagkaisahan, bukod sa di nya tinanggap ung 500k dati, ibinulgar nya pa sa media, hirap siguro kumilos ung ibang galamay ng reyna kaya tinuluyan na, ang bishop diagonal lang, ang reyna pwede rin sa straight line ^^

    ngayong nasa congress na ang reyna, ano kaya ang gagawin nyang strategy? slowly but surely? at ano kaya ang gagawin nya sakaling naudlot ang plano nya? passive ba uli or active naman just for a change? ^^

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  4. ako naman ay naniniwala na katulad ni kris at siguro ng

    iba pang kapatid, deep in his heart, si binay din ang gusto

    ni noynoy dahil si binay naman talaga ang close/tight kay

    cory, yang pagkakampi ni noynoy kay mar, plastic lang yan

    dahil malaki utang na loob nya when mar gave way to his

    candidacy….

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    1. This early, madami ng bloopers si Noynoy.

      Blooper No. 1: Noynoy has painted himself in a corner over this CJ issue. With no less than CJ Puno and Dean Leonen of UP Law calling on him to take his oath before CJ Corona, what will Noynoy now do? Insist on taking his oath before a barangay captain who needs a new barong?

      Blooper No. 2: Actually demanding that TV stations pull out Noy-Bi ads. Is this a sign of the clamp he will put on the press during his term? This act is prior restraint of the highest order.

      Blooper No. 3: Telling sister Kris not to honor her promise to leave Pinas if he wins. Well, promises are made to be broken. What else will be broken?

      Blooper No. 4: Letting uncle P choose his cabinet. Major blooper!

      Blooper No. 5: Wearing loose fitting pants. We might actually see the Presidential Bu.tt very soon at the rate he’s going. Eowchhh!

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      1. Your blooper.

        1. That is the prerogative of the president elect, it is just a mere tradition for a president elect to be sworn in by the chief justice. No doubt your a “Canadian Citizen”, you are ignorant of the laws of the Philippines.

        2. Anyone can demand to have ads taken out of TV’s, it just depends if the TV networks will honor them 😉 The last time I checked, its a free country.

        3. Again, reading, comprehending and understanding is key to this particular subject (well amongst everything else). Everyone has already mentioned the context, so try comprehending.

        4. Picking on someone else’s outfit is obviously sign of hatred. Natalo ba manok mo? LOL Let Go! Move On!

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      2. Kaw naman canadian, cana-ka ng cana-dian lahat naman ng bloopers mo, bloopers talaga. As in lipas na. Madami ng nangyari, as in past tense na talaga. May mga bago ng developments at di na po current yang mga bali-balitang pinaglilista mo. In short, panis.! Basa ka ng dyaryo sa on line or makinig sa radio or TV para malaman mo ang latest. Well, baka naman siguro kasi andiyan ka na sa canada kaya out of touch ka na sa mga tsismis dito sa pinas. Har-har-har…..

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      3. TOMADOR:

        1. No doubt it is the President’s prerogative to choose who will administer his oath of office. My point was Noynoy prematurely ejaculated (or said :p ) that he will not recognize Corona as CJ. Now that Corona is the CJ, what will Noynoy do? Nadala nga lang ba siya ng bugso ng damdamin niya? Abangan!

        2. To tell the world that “itutuloy mo ang laban” (presumably the crusade for democracy which his Mom previously worked on) and at the same time demanding the pull-out of ads of another person (not his or his party’s) is inconsistent and even hypocritical. It’s like saying

        3. Kris is leaving… showbiz talk shows. That’s a good first step. Next please!

        4. No comment about Peping? :p

        5. A president has to have a certain bearing and image to uphold. If you don’t agree, well no problem.

        RELIGIOUS BOY:

        eOhWZ ma bHOOY!!! kiTaKitZ za MolZ!!! Jejeje

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  5. another great post.

    Pero bali-balita ay si Villar pa rin ang magiging presidente…sa senado nga lang. Miriam believes Villar will have 12 senators voting for him. Not because they are loyal supporters of Villar but because they are still experiencing LSS from the campaign. 🙂

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  6. magtatanong lang po ako ulit..dipo ba days before the election nagtray sila ng flash cards tapos hindi gumana, and immediately nag order sila sa hongko at taiwan yata,tapos pinogram nila ang bagong flash cards at dinistribute sa buong pilipinas hanggang sa pinaka remotest place na sakop ng bansa natin..may question po is possible po ba na kaya ganun kabilis na program at nadistribute mga flasn cards from taiwan at hongkong e matagal ng andito sa atin? wala po akong malicious intent nagtatanong lang po kung bakit in short notice e ganun kabilis?posible po ba yun?

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  7. nakakahiya naman presidente susumpa sa brgy captain.
    agree kaya si kris ? naku sigurado hindi nya gusto yun kasi walang glamour at hindi bagay ang dress to kill nya kung sa barangay hall lang gagawin ang oath taking. mabuti nang sumumpa si noynoy aquino ke boy abunda sa the buzz or abscbn studio diba para nationwide telecast plus TFC pa. kahit kanino naman yata pwede sumumpa kahit sa magpipish-bol.

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    1. your logic reminds me of the el circique dinner ni soon-to-be ExPGMA noon.

      sabi ng tagapagsalaita nya, alangan namang kakain lang sa isang hotdog stand si soon-to-be-ExPGMA yeheey-sa-wakas, e head of state sya.

      Kaya ayun, di bale ng gumastos ng almost 1M pesos which is equivalent to 20 bahay kalinga houses, an amount that can feed 2,500 families in one day….

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    2. Watcher, bakit mo naman ikahihiya kung sa isang barangay captain sumumpa si Noy? Siya nga na magpipresidente na di niya minamata ang isang barangay captain, ikaw pa? Authorized din pong magpasumpa ang bgy capt di lang ng presidente para sa iyong kaalaman! At pano mo naman nalaman na di type ni Kris sa barangay hall lang manumpa ang kapatid niya kasi di bagay dun ang damit niya……..Bakeet? close ba kayo?

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  8. phreddox

    eleksyon lang ang tapos na but the banatan in the
    form of heckling will go on and on and on….

    john or kahit sino please…
    ano ba meaning ng tut?

    para naman sa akin, siguro mga 90 % ng mga sinabi,
    nasabi at sasabihin pa ni noynoy ay, ano lang siya,
    tagapagsalita lang siya ng lp, including in his 10%
    original statement ay ang tungkol sa, bakit naman daw
    aalis si kris na wala naman itong kasalanan…
    ,

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  9. If only Senator NINOY AQUINO is still alive, wala sanang President Noynoy, Binay-Roxas issue, Talakitak Kris at Bongbong Marcos sa Senate. I dont expect any change in Philippine government, most especially to all of us Pilipinos who’s swimming in the pool of exercising exaggerated democracy.

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    1. sir john at maam dede, baka po ang ibig sabihin ni sir bulakeno eh talakitak kris at bongbong marcos sa senado na magkahiwalay, inihiwalay po ung kris at bongbong sa pamamagitan ng paglalagay ng “AT” sa gitna, yun po pagkakaintindi ko sa sinabi ni sir bulakeno sensya na hehehe ^^

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  10. Kung pwedeng manumpa si Noynoy sa isang barangay captain na elected lang sa kanyang, hindi hamak na mas OK kung sa isang elected councilor siya manumpa na elected ng buong bayan.

    Ang ibig kong sabihin, kay Shalani Soledad siya manumpa na isang Councilor sa Valenzuela City. Mapapalagay pa sila sa Guinness Book of Records. The first elected president to take an oath of office before his girlfriend.

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  11. hahahahaha salbahe kang bata ka john ha…

    alam mo bang pupunta talaga sana ako sa comelec?
    pero siguro hindi pa dahil ngayon ko pa lang nasabi,
    pero nagdalawang isip ako kaagad dahil, papaano kung
    hindi si jimenez ba yun, yung malaking mama ang ma
    abutan ko doon at si melo ang nandoon, alam kaya nya
    meaning? sya na isa ring senior?

    pero nauna mo ng sinupalpal si river hawk, at ganuon
    din ang concern ko, bakit sa comelec mo itinuro at baka
    si melo din ang maabutan, aminin mo nagkamali ka,
    dapat sa smartmatic at si tisoy larrazabal ang bahala sa
    kanya…

    pero bakit ka pa lumayo, si tomador pwede makasagot
    dyan, kaya nga namihasa si river hawk sa kakatanong
    dahil, the first time, tomador explained…

    salamat sa meaning ha, another word learned….

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  12. phreddox

    it’s great that after aeons of existence, a person will gain
    products of wisdom than nothing at all…

    pero ngayon pa lang, at the rate kris is doing, doing great,
    kahit ano pang kabulastugan, shame and scandal nalusutan
    nya courtesy of her millions of fans, hindi ako kasali obvious
    naman siguro hahaha ay naku, walang tatalo dyan kay kris,
    dito pa sa atin, na ang lahat gagawing popularity contest….

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