AND MY VOTE GOES TO…


FIRST OF ALL, congratulations to all of us, to every Filipino for being the luckiest people in the world – during elections. We probably have the most number of countrymen who wanted to ‘serve’ us.

The funny thing was, all of them promised, within six years, to accomplish two major things that even God has failed to do in two billion years: ending poverty and stamping out corruption. Cute!

The historic automated general election takes place Monday, May 10. Yes, it’s now happening. We all survived several months of mudslinging, unbelievable pitches, excruciating political ads, unprecedented spending, malfunctioning PCOS machines, psychiatric reports, and Nanay Curing.

But was it all worth it?

As we prepare to vote, let us review the events of the past five months and hand out some trophies to the best and the worst of this year’s elections.

For some of the categories, there will be a winner and a runner-up. Again, you must remember, the role of the runner-up is very crucial. If, for any reason, the winner declines the award, the trophy will be forcibly given to the runner-up. Are you ready?

The winners, in no particular significance are:

“Nagulat Kayo ‘Noh?” Award
Winner: Iglesia ni Cristo
Think American Idol 2009. Manny Villar was the Adam Lambert to Noynoy Aquino’s Kris Allen and INC represented the voting public. It was all Adam from Episode 1 to the final performance night. And then came the shocker at the finalé: the public voted for Kris. Unfortunately for Villar, this is not a singing tilt, and the INC is not voting for a second placer.
Runner-up: Albay Governor Joey Salceda
A week after gathering his Lakas party mates for a loyalty check, he abandoned them. Nakakaloka! Apparently, Noynoy Aquino is a believer of Joey Salceda so he made an offer Joey couldn’t refuse. Ang haba ng hair mo girl!

“If You Can’t Beat Them, Sue Them!” Award
Winner: Sen. Richard Gordon
This just in! A survey conducted in the Gordon household revealed that Richard Gordon was the top choice of cooks, nannies, and drivers for president. The gardener who conducted the survey is now facing a lawsuit from the Bagumbayan standard-bearer.

“Peke ng Ina Mo ” Award
Winner: The Nacionalista Party, its die-hards, and the fake psych evaluation report
Two reasons why the ‘mentallly-challenged’ issue against a certain candidate failed: One, the documentary evidence presented was a fake. Two, we already knew it.
Runner-up: The Nacionalista Party, its die-hards, and the second fake psych evaluation report
Reason why it failed: the producers (NP) totally forgot that movie sequels traditionally bomb at the box-office

“Ayan, Kasi. Itlog Pa Lang, Nagbilang na Agad ng Sisiw” Award
Winner: Mar Roxas
Interviewed a month ago, he confidently asserted there’s no way he’d lose the VP race. Until Francis Joseph Escudero made a pitch for the candidate “na may B.”
Two reasons why Roxas would probably lose: One, Jejomar Binay has more than one presidential candidate. Two, Roxas’ got half.

“Bugbog-Sarado” Award
Winner: Manny Villar
The ‘use’ of Nanay Curing says it all.

“Mehh Ganun?” Award otherwise known as the “Cheesiest Declaration of a Political Endorsement” Award
Winner: Pastor Apollo Quiboloy, Kingdom of Jesus Christ: The Name Above Every Name
“Pinakita Niya sa ‘kin hindi po ang mukha ni Gilbert Teodoro, kundi ang nakita ko sa aking harapan ay si President Obama. Nagkamayan kami, nagyakapan kami, nagpalitrato kami, ngunit sa uluhan po namin ay nakita ko, hindi po Barack Obama ang kanyang pangalan. Alam n’yo po kung ano? Gib Obama, Gibo Obama.”

Three letters and an exclamation point: WTF!

“Weapon of Mass Appeal Destruction” Award
Runaway Winner: The “Villarroyo” tag
Two reasons why it worked against Villar: One, the public really hated GMA. Two, it’s true.

“Punyeta! Pati Ako Napapakanta!” Award
Winner: Manny Villar’s “Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?” Jingle
The ad propelled the NP standard-bearer to a statistical tie with his closest rival, and its catchy tune produced this generation’s youngest political turncoat – Baby James. Vilyay!
Runner-up: GMA Network’s “Bilog na Hugis Itlog” Election Advocacy Campaign Jingle
I wonder what or whose “itlog” was being referred to in the song but wasn’t the shape of that thingy in our ballot ovate? Anyway, altogether now… “May bilog, may bilog na hugis itlog…”

“Tiba-Tiba” Award
Winner: ABS-CBN, GMA7, other broadcast networks, newspapers
For the millions if not billions of pesos in revenues from political advertisements. Walang kinikilingan! Walang pinuprotektahan! At magpapatrol saan man sa mundo, basta’t may TV at may tao! Whateverrrrr! Blow-out naman d’yan, mga friends!
Runner-up: Candidates who solicited and accepted campaign contributions but never really campaigned. Matalo man, panalo pa rin! Ang kakapal ng mukha n’yo!

Best Single Performance By A Female Supporter in a Non-Campaign Sortie
Winner: Kris Aquino on ‘The Buzz’ (March 14, 2010)
In her most convincing performance yet as an actress, an emotional Kris Aquino took a swipe at her brother’s critics. Nope, she was not campaigning. It just so happened that she had to mention the name “Noynoy” 15 times during Boy Abunda’s interview.
Runner-up: Baby Villar-Benedicto lambasting ABS-CBN and GMA 7 for being allegedly biased against her brother
A few more workshop sessions and Odette Khan’s got competition. Good luck!

“In All Fairness, Kinaya Nilang Manahimik During the Campaign” Award
Winner: Korina Sanchez
Two thumbs up for Mrs. Palengke for keeping it low-key. Next time lang, kung manonood ka ng Tears for Fears concert at magpa-flash ka ng Laban sign sa camera, make sure na wala sa crowd ang very honest na si TJ Manotoc para ‘di ka ulit ma-tweet!
Runner-up: The Macapagal-Arroyos
Aminin n’yo, tahimik sila! Na-miss n’yo ‘noh?

AND FINALLY…
“Campaign Paraphernalia Gone Wrong” Award
Winner: Nanay Curing Villar
Two reasons why it failed: One, she’s octogenarian, let her rest! Two, she’s in orange.
Runner-up: Baby James
Two reasons why it failed: one, like his mother Kris, he is tactless. Two, he’s not cute. (Come on, objectively, he’s not!)
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“When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.” ~Clarence Darrow

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Personal
Tomorrow, we will be part of a historic electoral exercise.
Be vigilant.
Be patient.
Be rational.
Hindi nadadaanan sa dahas ang pagresolba sa ‘di pagkakaunawaaan.

After this election, sana, bati-bati pa rin tayong lahat.
Tulung-tulong sa pagsulong!

Mabuhay ang sambayanang Pilipino!

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Author: professionalheckler

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142 thoughts on “AND MY VOTE GOES TO…”

    1. I disagree. I suggest that after the election, Kris Aquino should form a Dirty Tricks Department to go after Pacquiao, Dolphy, Revillame and other endorsers, Guido Delgado, Pedrosa and others na may pakana sa psychiatric report, including columnists and commentators who kept harping on the abnoy issue.

      We want change. Let’s change the “magnanimous in victory” and “tulong tulong” attitude.

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      1. Ang babaw naman ng kaligayahan mo Rainier hindi pa napisa ang itlog ni N.yn.y eh binibilang mo na ang sisiw. Baka makoryente ka at biglang lumipat ang ihip ng hanigin at mapaiyak ka sa lungkot. Hintayin mo muna ang resulta ng election bago ka magsalita at hindi lang ikaw ang botante at may 50Million pa na boboto. Baka mag iiyak ka pag naiba ang resulta at natalo ang manok mo at mahawa ka na rin sa pag iisip ng binoto mo at sumama ka sa people power. Sayang parang matalino ka pa naman gamitin mo sa mabuting paggawa ng desisyon ang iyong katalinuhan at makatulong ka pa sa maraming naghihirap na Pilipino at papatnubayan ka pa ng Panginoong Diyos sa iyong gagawin. Good luck na lang sa ating lahat.

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  1. Before I forget, para naman mabawasan ang mga tambay diyan sa Pinas, ‘yung kaibigan kong general manager dine sa Saudi ay nangangailangan ng experienced masons, gypsum board installers, welders, carpenters, heavy equipment operators, mechanics at tile setters.

    If there’s any one you know, just send passport copy and CV at MRivera@almabani.com.sa. Ages from 25 to 40.

    Huwag kayong mag-iisip na magkakapera ako dito, hane? Para la’ang makatulong at nang mabawasan ang mga nakatingala at nakatunganga.

    Hindi ako kandidato, ha?

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      1. Not all who work here in KSA are slaves. There are managers, engineers even doctors who enjoy the tax free salaries here. Instead of berating TK we should be thankful that there are concerned citizens who want to share whatever blessings they have here in KSA. A plain laborer here can earn 10K a month which you can’t earn by just sitting and waiting for windfall. May God bless your heart.

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      2. Sorry to burst your bubble honey, but for your information, Filipino workers here in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia are the most revered and trusted by their employers.

        We’re not slaves. I myself hold a key position in one of the world’s biggest industrial plants based here in the Kingdom. I need not mention how much I earn here, else you’ll cream your neon green panties in envy.

        I’ll give you an example: Our Filipino Inspection Engineers working for me here gets US$ 45 per hour. Aber, sige nga, kwentahin mo kung magkano ang isang buwang sahod nila?

        Huwag masyadong mababa ang tingin sa mga pinoys dito sa Saudi, okey? You in fact should be proud of them, ang remittances nila ang nagfo-float ng economy ng Pilipinas.

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      3. susnaman,

        Hindi mo naman dapat maliitin kung dito man kami napadpad sa Saudi Arabia. Iba siguro pagturing mo kung sa Tate kami o sa UK, ano?

        At least, hindi kami namamalimos ng awa sa mga pulitikong gahaman kaultad ni gloriang walang kahihiyan.

        Am just rying to share not blessings but opportunities our kababayans cannot find in our lupang sinilangan. Hindi ako nambobola katulad ni gloria.

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      4. Salamat sa mga kasamang nangagsilitawan upang ipabatid sa naliligaw nating kabayan ang aba nating kalagayan dito sa disyerto.

        susme, I started here as a cook, worked on site, took care of our manager’s house, did teaboy/office boy jobs, also as a janitor but I insisted fighting for my actual skill, a personnel management specialist. It was my position when I was in the military service way back during martial law days and after Edsa 1 (I just decided to leave the army after seeing the left and right corruption in the government which I did not want to swallow me). Having this rich experience, am now working as an administrator/secretary in one of the projects of one of the seventh top construction firm here in Saudi Arabia.

        ‘And’yan nga ‘yung name of the company sa e-mail address ko, o.

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      5. Ang mga kababayan nating OFW ang isa sa dahilan bakit buhay pa economiya natin. Dugo at pawis ang puhunan ng ating mga OFW’s, grabe ang sakripisyo nila , lalo na ang lungkot at pighati na dala ng pagkakawalay sa mahal nila sa buhay. Isama na ang pang-lalait ng ibang lahi sa kanila dahil sa ingit kasi world class ang skills nila ( isama mo na ang ibang kabayan na naiingit dahil sa tagumpay ng mga OFW’s). Whatever material things our OFW’s and their family and relatives enjoy , well deserved po). Hindi sila ang dapat pulaan kung hindi ang mga tinamaan ng li^*^*k na corrupt at abusado na opisyal ng embahada sa lugar nila.

        Simple, kung wala mga OFW ..hindi lalakas benta cell phone, walang mga naglalakihang malls and yeah ang may cell phone lang ay mga anak ng old rich dito sa Pinas. Salute to our OFW’s!

        Ipagpaumanhin po Sir PH na carried away lang po. 😀

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      6. maka-react din nga.

        alam mo, pasalamat nga kami at kung di tamad, medyo may kahinaan karamihan sa kanila, otherwise wala kami dito. it’s a blessing you know! di nila kami inaalila, mukhang ganon lang kung titingnan mo nang mababaw, pero ang totoo, sus, puede ako magtrabaho ng tulog at magagawa ko pa rin ang trabaho ko na pasado sa kanila. ganun kadali sa akin (sakin lang kasi di naman lahat pareho sitwasyon ng mga ofw dito) they need us here, pag umuwi lahat sabay sabay mga pinoy dito sa saudi (syempre hypothetical lang, gets mo), bagsak ang karamihan ng industriya dito. isa na sa magsasara ang company namin. so, proud ako na nandito ako.

        maganda na ang kita, TAX FREE pa. actually, ito ang number 1 na nakapagkumbinsi sakin na magtrabaho dito. sakin lahat ang sweldo ko, walang kaltas.

        ikaw suskupo, san na ba trabaho mo? sana mas maganda sa trabaho namin, at sana mas malaki sa sweldo namin (wag mo na isama yung mga DH, drivers at iba pang lower tier ng blue color workforce, kasi limited talaga options nila) kami na lang professionals. kung sasabihin mo naman na makabayan ka kasi kaya sa pinas ka nagtatrabaho, well, wala ako masabi sayo. congratulations, iba ang pananaw ko sa buhay. oke?

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      7. Folks, mga kababayan, mga kaibigan,

        Maraming salamat.

        Baka sabihin na ni susme na sobrang bangya na natin.

        I only have to say this as a parting and enlightening wisdom opener sa kanya – we did not wish nor hope na dito kami mapunta, malayo sa aming mga mahal sa buhay subalit nakakapagod din ‘yung halos maghapon kang nakatingala, nakatunganga diyan sa Pilipinas dahil walang mapasukang tarbaho na kung hindi contractual na binabarat ang suweldo ay lingguhang bago masundan ay hindi lang araw at buwan ang pagitan kundi buong galaxy na ‘ata.

        Maige pa nga siguro si susmaryosep at hindi nakakaranas magbilang ng bituin sa tanghaling tapat habang nakasandal sa posteng malapit nang bumagsak.

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  2. yeah, gusto ko ung personal part, dapat talaga maging rational ang mga voters sa pagpili ng candidates, sana pumili sila nung mga kandidatong handang gampanan ng 100% ung tungkulin nila, hindi ung di pa nga nanalo hinahati na agad ung trabaho…

    di pa huli ang lahat guys, may magagawa pa tayo…

    on the other hand, my evil, sadistic side wants noynoy to win the presidency, siguro dito na matatapos ang ‘legacy’ ng mga aquino hehehehe

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  3. BF sana ako. kaso naman, mas mukhang malakas laban ni jejemon binay laban ke mar-imar!! Sa industrya namin, ayaw talaga namin manalo si mar-imar….baka bigla kami mawalan ng industrya at pupulutin kmi sa kangkungan…….sa india kung saan piso lang talaga halaga ng gamot.
    Meron naman merit ang pinaglalaban ni marimar, na murang gamot pero namannnnnnnnnnnnn…..ayusin naman nya implementation of the cheaper medicines act…..ang dami na naglipanang gamot na generic, ni hindi alam kung anu composition ng active ingredient….push comes to shove, if si marimar o pamilya nya nagkasakit, they wouldn’t even take the ‘cheaper medicines available. I would like to share this text that’s been circulating the past few days: ****** magkaisa, may-ari ng araneta, ibasura. pisong gamot ipainom ke korina! Mar-imar Roxas i-exile sa india!

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      1. ikaw naman lawrence-patola, di lang naman pfizer ang meron innovator drugs. At di lang pfizer and me mga products na nag MRP. hahaha. cardiovascular drugs are life saving drugs and the quality could not be compromised. so thanks to mar-imar, bka mga patients na may HPN or CVD bka biglang atakihin dahil sa gamot na piso lang tlaga halaga and im not talking about ASA! pfizer ka ba lawrence?

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      2. mas maigi na yung may affordable generic drugs kay sa naman hindi na lang maggagamot dahil hindi kayang bumili…hayaan mo na kaming mga may-sakit na mamili. may pa-quality compromised ka pa lintik ka!!! concerned ka ba sa aming may sakit or concerned ka lng sa sarili mo na baka mawalan ng trabaho!

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  4. in fairness kay nanay curing gaya ng ibang ina gagawin ang lahat para sa kanyang anak…happy mothers day.

    palagay ko si PH maka dilaw kasi nasa ANC siya siyempre sino ba ang suportado ng ABS-CBN? any violent reaction PH?

    malayong magkabati bati at magsama sama ang lahat after election kahit sinong presidente pa ang manalo…siguro alam na ninyo ang sagot dito…lahat kasi ng pinoy “makapolitiko at makaregilyoso”.

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  5. lol!
    wala ka talagang maririnig na “boo” sa amin.

    make second set. what award can you give to:
    – boy nograles
    – anabelle rama (her other “daughter” raymond was seen to have endorsed villar, then this week, ruffa & her attended a press conference endorsing gibo with all the artist she managed. but before that, during the incident with kris & ruffa, anabelle said ‘nawalan’ sya ng kita dahil libre ang endorsement ni ruffa before to noynoy. meaning she is worthy of “go negosyo” award – or runner up to “tiba-tiba award”.
    – edu manzano, what’s his award?
    – presidentiable acosta – you missed him for an award.
    – jamby, jc, and jay sonza
    – also willie revillame, sarah geronimo, dolphy, manny pacquaio

    more more more!

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  6. Ironically PH Erap the actor and his son Jinggoy didnt receive any award this time.

    YOu should have also handed out last minute noisemakers award to:
    Jejomar Binay – Mistress issue with matching sweet photos ( does any reader know the name of the mistress?)
    Ate Koring – Flashing the laban sign when camera focused on her and Darleen then denying it kahit may proof sa Youtube

    I hope in case Noy doesnt win, Kris and Noy together with Mar and Koring wont stage a people power and announce it on the Buzz. Same way that we have to deal with Krissy should Kuya NOy win the election. Am sure the first question on the first presscon would have to deal with Kuya NOy’a wedding with Baby James and Josh in the entourage.

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      1. thanks, loi. sawa na ako sa pagiging lurker, lol.
        it’s a mad house here at the war room. made it through the first batch of presidential bets (for my touch screen report). about three more reports to go. up since 3am, but at least i’m having coffee na. enjoy election day!
        just read your tweet from tj’s tweetdeck beside me!

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  7. i love the baby james comment. truthfully, when he first came out in that pampers commercial, i was like “hu’s this ugly kid at bakit napasama sa commercial”, then kris picked him, anak pala siya ni kris. in fairness to the kid, he is looking better.. hehehe.. parang si julianna gomez.

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  8. Addendum to the “Tiba-tiba Award” if I may – 2nd runner-up – Pulse Asia and SWS for all those surveys cum propaganda material they were spewing out prior to the elections. As a market researcher, I know for a fact that a typical survey would cost the client (person paying for the survey) an average of P1,000.00/respondent. So just imagine how much they earned! Kalokah!

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  9. dahil puro parang kulay rainbow ang mga kandidato..o rainbow na parang kalaydaskop paiba-iba ng kulay pero..parangg berde na dilaw na orange na blue na itim na hugis itlog na hugis b$^#$log ..hmm ..sa berde o dilaw o orange kaya ako..hehheh..problema ..color blind ako! 🙂 ..namputsa minsan lang mangyari na magkaroon halaga ang bawat Pilipino at makisawsaw ang mga ipis ..na color blind pa..may sa taga-bulag yata mga kandidato.. after six years pa mauulit ito or maybe never..let there be light so i can see the true colors ng dapat iboto..kahit ipis nakakaboto sa Pinas ..iyong patay nga nabubuhay eh at bumoboto ipis pa! See you all bukas at maging mapayapa at matagumpay sana ang eleksiyon! 🙂

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  10. Noynoy and his cigarette: Hi PH I was watching GMA new coverage a few minutes ago with my kids and to our surprise the camera caught him puffing a smoke. My kids who are aware he is running for president of our country asked if it was a cigarette on NOy’s mouth? The mike Enriquez asked the same question.
    Should he win, I know it is impossible to quit especially with the overwhelming responsiblity that goes with his job, pero please not in public.

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    1. maam mommy, wag po kayo maconcern masyado sa yosi ni noynoy, mas maconcern po kayo sa gagawin nya or di nya gagawin pag nanalo na sya ^^ hehehe
      nakakatawa ung mga usapan sa labas ng presinto, walang tiwala ang mga tao sa pcos machine, sana po maam ang iboto nyo ung pinakakarapat-dapat at ung pinakamaraming nagawa para sa bayan, goodluck na lang po maam sa pagboto nyo ^^

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  11. with your permission i would like to add another award because i think this guy deserves some recognition.

    Andal Ampatuan jr. as the winner of ;

    “the most unwanted political endorsement of all time award”
    for his spirited endorsement of noynoy aquino. which noynoy bluntly replied with “thanks, but no thanks”

    and..

    “kung tumahimik ka nalang sana, hindi ka pa napahiya award”
    for exactly the same reason.

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  12. punyetang pila sa mga presinto. my younger niece who went at 8am, finished at 12noon. her ate is ngayon pa lang at her own precinct sa kabilang bayan. ako, mamaya pang 4pm babalik sa akin at ang ang pila ay kasing haba yata ng coastline ng pilipinas, kasing gulo pa ng riot mob.

    hindi lang ako ang nag-iisang umuwi na lang dahil sa inis.

    anong kalaseng automation ito?
    para mapabilis ang bilangan, baket kelangang bumagal ang pagboto?
    para mapabilis kuno ang pagboto, bakit kelangang bumagal ang pagpasok ng balota dahil sirain ang mga PCOS machines?
    naku at tiyak, mamaya nito after the voting ends at 7pm,
    para mapabilis ang transmission ng results, baket kelangang bumagal siya dahil walang signal?

    this is an automation gone wrong. logistics at its worst. grabeh.

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  13. Noynoy will not be able to stop Smoking sooner it would take him sometime and because of that habit he might succumb to Emphysima (Cancer of the throat) or Lung Cancer. So why trust him with your vote when he himself in not concerned with is own health. Do you think he can control the 50Million Filipinos expecting him to rule the Island as a president in case he wins the Presidency. I am also a previous cigarette chain smoker and it is only my will to stop and Gods help that I stop smoking abruptly.

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  14. “Peke ng Ina Mo ” Award
    Winner: The Nacionalista Party, its die-hards, and the fake psych evaluation report
    Two reasons why the ‘mentallly-challenged’ issue against a certain candidate failed: One, the documentary evidence presented was a fake. Two, we already knew it.

    Natawa naman ako sa last line, “two, we already knew it”. I saw Noynoy in the TV earlier when he voted. His image consultants must have been going nuts because he looked “unpresidential”. Given na yung pinapawisan kasi mainit talaga, but he looked like an old doddering man when he casted his vote. Physically, a mess. Bald pate shiny with sweat, slouching posture, wrinkled shirt, and a suspicious looking liquid dribbling from the right side of his mouth. mabuti pa si Erap, he looked spiffy despite his old age.

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  15. Raul

    mas maigi na yung may affordable generic drugs kay sa naman hindi na lang maggagamot dahil hindi kayang bumili…hayaan mo na kaming mga may-sakit na mamili. may pa-quality compromised ka pa lintik ka!!! concerned ka ba sa aming may sakit or concerned ka lng sa sarili mo na baka mawalan ng trabaho!

    TO Raul,

    that’s your opinion. man, you are so misinformed. but yes you have the right to choose, and I was not forcing you na kayo me mga sakit na gumamit ng mahal na gamot. kaya nga me sakit ka pa rin hanggang ngayon! bwehehehehehehe…..dahil ang gamot mo, PISO. appparently you haven’t seen patients who died right in front of your eyes because the meds they were taking were ineffective kc piso nga.
    Raul baka naman kc PM ka o NSM ka ng colacs o national company?????? kaya super offended ka!

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  16. PH, this made me laugh. hehe. kudos to you. =)

    to sam:

    i can buy branded medicines but i choose to buy generics. so far buhay pa naman ako. kung walang cheaper medicines, more patients would die for not being able to take any medicines at all kasi hindi nila kaya bilhin. i’ve encountered patients na sobrang walang-wala – ni yung tig-pipisong gamot na sinasabi mo eh hindi nila kayang bilhin. what more kung mahal?

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  17. i so agree with anonymous’ observation above, at hindi lang
    yan, may pa smile-smile pa sya na ewan kung bakit, at parang
    na conscious si noynoy na hindi malaman kung ano ang gagawin,
    instead of putting on his glasses dahil mag shade na sya, kinuha
    nya ito…

    and since it’s inevitable that noynoy will now be the new president
    of the philippines, i’m just wondering how will he be able to work
    with non lps starting maybe with mar kung tuloy-tuloy na mamalasin,
    and the senatoriables, papaano na yan na ang mga kailangan nya
    hindi naman napasama, so, isang malaking good luck sa bago
    mong job noynoy….

    tungkol naman sa botohan kanina, ewan kung saan nag-ugat ang
    problema, sa precinct ko, at 4:30, 4 lang kami ang nag vote while sa
    precinct next sa amin, napakahaba ng pila, the voters were very
    unruly…

    at sa palagay ko, yung parallel manual counting ay hindi na dapat
    matuloy pa dahil nanalo naman si noynoy, ginawa kasi yun dahil sa
    apprehension ng kanyang mga supporters na baka madaya sya…

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  18. pahabol naman sa mga kalabasa awards…

    Future Investment Award

    Winner: Villar – People are now thinking it was crazy for him to self finance his billion of pesos campaign and only end up in third place. It didn’t help that erap is beating him for the runner up slot. Well guess what, as a business man, he has already invested for 2016. Yup, all those kids with Last Song Syndrome are going to be voting by then. Na isahan na naman si Mar. 🙂

    Runner up: Chiz – his endorsement of Noy, Binay and even Tito Sotto will get him juicy senate committee chairman slots and some future endorsements for 2016.

    “What was I thinking?” award

    Winner: Edu Manzano – running as VP for the administration bet seemed to be a good decision at the time. But with no TV ads not even a guest appearance in Gibo’s ads were pretty obvious signs that the best endorsement he was going to get was from his son Luis. If only their “Lucky Me” ads ran a little longer…

    Runner Up: “Justice Man” Bello – ok the idea didn’t click well the first time around yet he still decided to wear this superhero costume and fly around his second ad. This was far worse than the “Pichay” mascot in the last election.

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  19. and may I add, “nakakaloka” ang entry na ito bwahahahaha:
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    “Mehh Ganun?” Award otherwise known as the “Cheesiest Declaration of a Political Endorsement” Award
    Winner: Pastor Apollo Quiboloy, Kingdom of Jesus Christ: The Name Above Every Name“Pinakita Niya sa ‘kin hindi po ang mukha ni Gilbert Teodoro, kundi ang nakita ko sa aking harapan ay si President Obama. Nagkamayan kami, nagyakapan kami, nagpalitrato kami, ngunit sa uluhan po namin ay nakita ko, hindi po Barack Obama ang kanyang pangalan. Alam n’yo po kung ano? Gib Obama, Gibo Obama.”
    ———–

    Ang cheesy!!! bwahahahahaha

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  20. With black & white movement guarding and watching his every move, krissy using her new found power/influence in the showbiz, Binay as VP, Villar back in the senate and GMA in the lower house.. mukhang mapapanot lalo si Noy in 3 years, will smoke more frequently and finally, magkakaroon na ng totoong psychiatric report 🙂

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  21. nakakatuwa si arnold clavio kagabi nung nag-umpisa na sila ni vicky morales, unang expression nya na nagregister sa camera eh disappointment hehehehe tapos nung sinabi na nya ung ‘tapos na tayo mangarap, panahon na para kumilos’, punung-puno ng paninisi siguro si gordon din ang kandidato nya nyahahaha ^^

    guys i got to admit, sobrang talino talaga ni gma, ung passive nga naman ung pinakamagandang tignan para sa mga pilipino, una, mabubuo ung credibility ng automated elections at the same time, hindi pa mukhang dinaya si noynoy, less opportunity for a ‘heroic’ situation for his partymates. mula sa bangkang papel boys to ampatuan endorsements hanggang sa glitch ng pcos are just ‘shows’ to gauge the ‘intelligence’, reaction and perception of the filipino people to her govt. napanood ko kahapon nung bumoto si gloria, that was the most perfect poker face i’ve ever seen.

    di ba kayo nagtataka kung bakit nitong nakaraang araw bago matapos ang campaign period, iba na aura ni villar, saka di na masyado nagpaTV ads si villar, siguro nasignalan na sya ni gloria to proceed to plan b. wag kayo magfocus sa president, ang tignan nyo ung senators at congressmen, tignan nyo kung ilan ang kakampi ni gloria sa kakampi ni noynoy plus kung ilan sa kakampi ni noynoy ang mga talagang kakampi ni gloria.

    as for the vp, he will have a very crucial role in the next few months. mahina talaga si erap para isipin na election related pa rin ung picture na lumalabas sa internet, ang purpose nun eh magcreate ng rift between binay and erap. if binay knew something about the picture, i can’t tell, but one thing is sure, one among erap camp took and spread the picture. aside from unquenching thirst for power, magsesearch pa ako kung ano pa ang pwedeng connection ni binay at gma. all i can say is wow, i never knew gma would be this intelligent and sadistic… ^^

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      1. sir andrei, naiintindihan ko po kung bakit nyo nasabi yan, abangan nyo na lang po kung ano ang mga mangyayari sa susunod na mga buwan, nasa process pa ako ng pagkuha ng mga pangalan ng mga susunod na congressman. ok lang po na maging mapanuri tayo sa mga nababasa natin, ang layunin ko lang po ay imulat kayo sa mga maaaring mangyari, sana po maalala nyo po ito pagdating ng araw…

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  22. mr ph,

    here’s some hot topics around.
    – how will villar recover the money he lost for the campaign
    – korina allegedly got very hot headed (read was really a bitch) on abs newsroom coz binay is number 1 on vp result.
    – willie revillame allegedly was suspended by abs big boss and not ‘on leave’ on wowowee

    also,
    – erap did not vote for any vp (search youtube for the news clip)
    – erap kissed guia gomez on the lips when she was proclaimed winner in san juan… this will make loi file for recount. hehe

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    1. hayy scriptwriter na naman ako, kung naalala nyo pa ung comment ko last september 2009, tinawag nyo rin akong scriptwriter, nakita nyo naman ung nangyari nitong campaign period, pinakawalan si ampatuan na maka-villar ng doj syempre may go signal ni gma at inendorso si noynoy. that alone proves na tama nga ako at that time. buti pa si sir tomador, sya na ang nagcomment na palabas lang ung kay ampatuan courtesy of gma. sir senior60, talaga po bang ganun kaliit ung pagtingin nyo kay gma? ang mga nakikita po natin sa media ay mga mababaw na katotohanan lamang. ang tignan nyo po ung motives at benefits ng mga taong napapanood nyo sa tv hindi lang a few months from now kundi pati na rin a few years from now. sa chess, dapat mo rin isipin kung ano ang gagawin ng kalaban mo by at least 5 to 10 moves ahead. di ba kayo nagtataka kung bakit kahit ilang beses na tinangkang patalsikin si gma walang nangyari sa mga attempts na yun? at hindi lang basta-basta yung mga taong nag-attempt na yun, from her vp to cabinet to cory aquino to magdalo soldiers, katunayan na yun na talagang makapangyarihan si gma…

      sana nga mali ako…

      at sana pag nabasa ito ng mga tao pagkalipas ng ilang taon, sana maisip nila na hindi lahat ng pilipino ay nakapikit sa katotohanan…

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  23. checkmate

    alam mo ba kung sino lang ang may kapangyarihan na

    makakapagpatalsik sana kay arroyo noong time na yuin?

    ang sambayanan lang at wala ng iba, katulad ng nangyari

    kay marcos, kaya lang, swerte ni arroyo, naging passive

    na ang lahat, kahit pa parang gusto na ni cory to lead

    another people power, walang nangyari…

    ewan ko lang checkmate, from a simple mind, kung hindi

    nagawa ni arroyo ang gusto sana nyang mangyari ngayong

    presidente pa sya, papaano pa kaya ngayong congresswoman

    na lang sya, at ang tanong, kung ano mang kabulastugan ang

    kanyang niluluto ngayon, papayagan na lang ba ng madlang

    people?

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      1. to checkmate:

        hi. i think madaming factors kung bakit hindi naging successful yung mga attempts na patalsikin si gloria. first, medyo naging passive ang mga pinoy. aaklas lang ang mga tao if their very freedom is contained at kung masyado nang oppressive ang government. second, walang better alternative kapag napatalsik si gloria. we have to admit, hindi ganun kaganda ang prospects if noli replaced gloria. third, the people who wanted her out of the office eh may kanya-kanyang ulterior motive for doing so and so the people did not rally behind them. remember hyatt 10? fourth, it cannot be denied, master ng power play si gma. read: transactional politics. and this, i think, is the primary reason kung bakit hindi sya napatalsik. scheming, yes, but not that powerful.

        tama ka, kelangan tingnan yung mga motives ng mga politicans na yan at ang kanilang mga moves, counter-moves and counter counter-moves. in the end, it’s all about personal interests and self-preservation. 😉

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      2. hi din sir lou, di naman po sir sa naging passive ang mga pinoy, ilang malalaking rally po ba ang bumatikos at humiling na bumaba sa pwesto si gma na nadisperse na lang basta-basta, mula dun sa rally kung saan pinaliguan sina ex-vp guingona hanggang sa rally na nagmura si mar sabay hugas-kamay nya kinalaunan. kung tutuusin po sir lou, kayang-kaya magpatalsik ng iilang tao lang ng mga namumuno sa gobyerno, kulang lang sila ng secret ingredient hehe ^^
        ang mga tao po sir lou hindi po sa minamaliit ko ung people power, mga accessories na lang po yan, walang rally kung walang organizer at ang organizer karaniwan ay mga kinatawan ng mga nanunungkulan din na may mga sariling interes na gustong makuha.
        at saka sir lou, sa politics, hindi ka pwedeng maging scheming without being that powerful. if gma is not that powerful, her schemes might work but the reward will not be hers.
        siguro nga po sir lou, tama kayo sa sinabi nyo sa huli, na ang pinakamain goal eh self-preservation at self-interest lang. ngayon pa lang na sinusubukan kong makapasok sa loob para makakuha ng mas maraming data, pakiramdam ko nilalamon na agad ako ng sistema hehehehe
        sa nakikita ko kasi sa mga balita ngayon, parang habang natagal eh mas gusto kong sumama sa side ni gma. grabe kasi mga nanalo ngayon, umaangal kapag di napapagbigyan, walang pakialam sa tingin sa atin ng ibang bansa, asa na nga sa iba, wala pa sa ayos yung mga desisyon, mga sarili lang iniisip. anyway, kapag ganyan naman eh madaling buwagin hehehehe

        ang tanong ay kung kailan magigising ang mga tao sa ilusyon at pambobola ng mga pulitiko tuwing eleksyon…

        ano na nga pala nangyari dun sa mga batuhan nila ng putik? hanggang dun na lang yun? walang nasampahan ng kaso? aba magic!!

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