MADAM CURING

AN EMOTIONAL NANAY CURING VILLAR, mother of presidential candidate Manuel Villar Jr. faced the media to defend her son against his critics. The press con organized by Villar’s media group has just earned for Nanay Curing the distinction of being the oldest campaign paraphernalia yet.

The 86-year-old mother of presidential candidate Manny Villar spoke to the media to defend her son against his critics. Not to be outdone, the Aquino family is rumored to be conducting a séance to give Cory a chance to defend Noynoy.

Newspapers and news programs carried the story of Nanay Curing Villar’s press con with her daughters Baby, Vicky, Lourdes, and Cecile… marking the first time that newscasts and news reports mentioned the names of a presidentiable’s sisters other than Ballsy, Pinky, Kris, and Viel.

An emotional Nanay Curing Villar faced the media to defend her son against his critics. Nanay Curing became emotional when she learned that she’d be facing the cameras without her favorite interviewer, Boy Abunda.

In a presscon organized by her son’s media group, Nanay Curing Villar became emotional, her blood pressure shooting up to 130 over 90. But one of her daughters, Baby Villar-Benedicto was even more emotional. Lashing at the Aquino camp, and denouncing two media networks for their alleged bias, Baby’s blood pressure shoots up to 150 over acting.

Top 5 Questions that Allegedly Made Nanay Curing Cry During Her PressCon

No. 5: Kumusta po bilang manugang si Congresswoman Cynthia Villar?

No. 4: Totoo po bang nag-Pasko kayo sa gitna ng kalsada? Kung oo, wala po bang dumaang sasakyan?

No. 3: Magkano po ang TF na tinanggap n’yo sa paglantad n’yo ngayon?

No. 2: Who are you wearing?

And the No. 1 question that allegedly made Nanay Curing cry during her press con…

Bakit po ninyo pinayagang maligo sa dagat ng basura si Manny gayong alam n’yong delikado ito sa kanyang kalusugan?

In Other News…
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According to the latest SWS/Business World survey, Sen. Loren Legarda drops to No. 3 in the vice presidential race. The survey reportedly alarmed Legarda who has always enjoyed being No. 2.

Teodoro for Duterte
Gilbert Teodoro has reportedly endorsed the Dutertes of Davao City. But mayoral candidate Prospero Nograles is unfazed by Gibo’s endorsement of his rivals. In fact, Nograles is so confident of winning against Sarah Duterte that he allegedly vowed to run naked around the city if he loses in the May 10 polls.

Sanchez, Critical
Doctors say former Batangas governor and Nacionalista Party gubernatorial bet Armando Sanchez is comatose after suffering a stroke yesterday. Asked about Sanchez’ chance of survival, the doctor replied, “Tumbok na diyes porsiyento, sahod na singko!”

Doctors say former Batangas governor Armand Sanchez has 5- to 10-percent chance of survival. Out of respect for Sanchez’ condition, jueteng draws in the province have been indefinitely postponed.

UPDATED: 8:23PM/Tuesday
Former Batangas Governor Armand Sanchez is dead. The Nacionalista Party is looking for a replacement candidate. Rumors say there are at least three names being considered. At press time though, they haven’t picked one. Binobola pa raw.

Jamby’s Protest
Sen. Jamby Madrigal has started her hunger strike. It will last until May 10… meaning, she’d probably be the first presidential candidate ever to spend election day in the hospital. Taray!

Photo of the Weak

Ano ang sinasabi ng mga tao sa larawan?
A: “Ang bunsu mu bang si Jude ang prublima mu? Itu ang dapat mung gawin. Papuntahin mu sa timplu ku at aking ipi-pray uvir. Kapag ‘di nagbagu, supurtahan mu na lang kung saan siya injuy.”
B: “O, bakit napakamut ka sa ulu? Simpli lang naman ang riquist ku. ‘Wag mung papakialaman ang aking rial istit vinture in kis manalu ka uli.”
C: “Ganitu na lang. Kapag si Quibuluy, nag-Tiuduru, ang CBCP ay nag-Nuynuy, at ang Iglisia ay nag-Villar, ikaw ang iindursu ku. Amen?? Amen!”

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“Desperate maladies require desperate remedies.”
~French Proverb

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147 thoughts on “MADAM CURING”

  1. first post? yay!
    hayaan na natin si Nanay Curing, karapatan nya na yun.
    and dun sa nagsasabi na nagamit lang siya sa kampanya, siguro manahimik na lang tayo kasi desisyon yun ng family niya so let’s respect that.
    its up to us naman kung mababago o hindi yung pananaw natin kay villar.

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  2. Sabi na nga ba Loi hindi mo to papalampasin e.. Hehe.. Kung ang LP e may Baby James, ang NP merong Nanay Curing. In fairness to the Villar family, when I heard Baby Villar-Benedicto’s interview in SAKSI, para ngang may basehan ang claim nila. Mukha nga siyang poor. Jejemon! Wahahaha!

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    1. Again, im not pro-anyone. Noynoy will not dare run if Tita Cory is still alive. Takot lang nya sa nanay nya. And besides, kaya lang naman sya tumakbo kase nakita nya ang suporta ng tao during the wake of Tita Cory diba? But since we are comparing parental strategies between Noynoy and Villar, atleast si Nonoy, pinagmamalaki nya ang nagawa sa bayan ng mga magulang nya at hindi para manlimos ng simpatya. Eh etong si Villar, pinayagan or pinilit magsalita ang matanda sa harap ng media para ipagtanggol na dati silang mahirap. Di ako magtataka kung one of these days, biglang mamatay si Aling Curing, then it will be Aling Curing vs. Tita Cory. =)

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      1. Si Noynoy binibida yung accomplishments ng magulang niya. Pero siya mismo walang accomplishments. Si Villar naman gusto niyang i-prove na poor talaga sila noon. Paawa effect. Pareho lang sila. Kaya lang naririndi na ako kay Noynoy. Panay ninoy/cory naririnig ko sa kaniya simula umpisa. Nakakasawa na.

        Actually, naisip ko rin yun. *knock on wood* Ano nga kaya kung namatay si Aling Curing? Siguro tataas rating ni Villar

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      2. Ah yung pag-balik ng oligarchy, pagpabor sa mga kamganak niya, pag exempt sa Luisita sa land reform, pag pataas ng poverty level, budget deficit at inflation, patitinda ng government assets in unfavorable terms, pagkampi sa mga Amerkano for US bases (nagmartsa pa) at pag brownout ng 12 hours.. at siempre yung simple life at for giving us Kris .. dami ngang nagawa si Cory

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    1. At bakit di kaya si Villar ang tanungin mo kung bakit kinakailangan nya pang gamitin ang nanay nya sa kanyang mga ka-ek-ekan? Nakuha nga ni Nanay Curing ang simpatiya ng tao… para sa kanya, pero di para kay Manny, nagbackfire pa nga sa kanya at mas marami ang nainis sa pag gamit nya sa matanda. Bakit nga kasi kailangan pang ipagsigawan na galing siya sa mahirap?

      Basta ako, sigurado ako…..galing ako sa amin at doon din ako uuwi mamaya! Yun lang! Hmmmmp!

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      1. oo nga kaya pala si noynoy ay gamit gamit pa rin ang pangalan ng kaniyang ama at ina. hindi na nahiya wala naman siyang nagawa sa kaniyang pagiging congressman at senador. Nagtatagpo sa saya ng kaniyang mama Cory. Ang kapal naman ng m….. talagang walang H…. Hindi na nahiya sa sarili at ginamit pa ang pangalan ng kaniyang namayapang magulang.
        Papano kaya kung siya ang ating maging pangulo. Sino naman kaya ang kaniyang gagamitin. Kung nagamit niya ang pangalan ng kaniyang patay ng ina ng walang pangundangan nung kumakampanya pa siay eh di ganun din ang gagawin niya at tiayk gagamiting din niya ang pangalan ng kaniyang ama. Bwua ha ha ha ha heh he he he he.
        Kawawang Pilipinas kaya ngayon palalng magisip na kayo at huwag papaloko sa mga taong wala namang nagawa pero gusto pang maging pangulo at gawing kahiya-hiya ang ating bansa sa buong mondo. God bless The Philippines.

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  3. Gamitin man ni Villar yung nanay nya, at lease buhay pa yung mommy nya, and she wasn’t forced to defend her own son.

    Si Noynoy, patay na ang mga magulang, ginagamit pa din.

    Ayoko kay Villar, pero, put yourself in Mrs. Villar’s shoes, ang hirap, makita sa balita na araw-araw binabatikos yung anak mo, yung buhay nyo noon, na hindi totoong mahirap kayo. I mean, they may not be squatter mahirap noon, pero definitely poorer than the other candidates while they were growing up.

    SInasabing imbento na namatay nung isa nyang anak kasi wala silang pambili ng gamot, pero for the mom, namatayan pa rin sya ng anak, kesehodang walang pambili ng gamot o wala pang gamot para sa sakit nya at that time.

    Imagine what would that feel like, na sinasabi ng mga tao imbento lang yung reason ng pagkamatay ng anak mo.

    Si Nanay Curing, binibida accomplishments ng anak nya.

    Si Noynoy binibida accomplishments ng magulang nya. Nakakalito na, si Ninoy at Cory ba yung tumatakbo, at si Noynoy ang endorser?

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    1. Krisha – kahit anong paliwanag mo, malinaw na desperado ang kampo ni Villar. May naunang ad na nga si Nanay Curing diba? tapos sinundan nung press con? Ginamit nga naman talaga si Nanay Curing para makakuha ng sympatya para sa kanyang anak …pero as usual it backfired LOL

      In fairness, si ERAP sa ANC binatikos yung ginawa ni Villar sa nanay nya. She is 89 years old and is obviously nearing the “last trip”, ikaw bilang isang mabuting anak bibigyan mo pa ba ng sama ng loob ang nanay mo?? Desperado so MONEY Villar, why not use the parents. Coincidentally Villar was outspoken about Noynoy’s supposed “famous parents” pero now gagamitin din pala ang Nanay sa kampanya LOL

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    1. hahaha.. i agree! wag na mag presidente si villar. kasi for sure mas madami babatikos sa kanya, so para na rin kay nanay curing, let other presidentiable win na lang. para wala ng maghukay ng mga baho ni villar na ikakasama ng loob ni nanay curing na sya na mismo ang nagsabi, baka ikamatay pa nya.

      i heard from nanay curing’s commercial something like: “sariling pera nya (ni villar) ang ginagastos nya ng walang hinihintay na kapalit…” so people, let’s not vote for villar. he’s not asking for it, hindi sya nagiintay ng kapalit (our vote).

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      1. At yung kay Noy ayaw sabihin saan galing ang pera na ginamit para sa kampanya nya. Kanino naman kaya siya mag bayad pag manalo. Baka naman sa mga Lopez na naman at membro ng Makati Business Club tulad ng ginawa ni Cory. Siempre babawiin noong mga donors yung puhunan nila kay Noy.

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      1. Gibo is the best!

        We tried Yellow, we moved backward(just like what the current yellow is campaigning)
        We tried orange, we didn’t keep pace(Ganyan na naman sa orange ngayon, pansariling interes lang inaatupag)

        We are offered with green. Green is cool, Green is GO, Green is UP. Green is positive(stock and currency market). Green is the best. Go Go Go Gibo. Sulong Pilipinas!!!!

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      2. la salle ata ang green? parang may nakita na akong green na plema, green na gangrene at green-minded hehehe joke lang po sir del ^^

        wag nating sayangin boto natin, pumili tayo ng leader na madaming achievements at naimprove, wag ipagkatiwala ang boto sa hindi man lang nag-angat ng daliri sa mga magsasakang isinusuka ang sistemang pinaiiral ng mga elitista, hindi pa huli ang lahat! may magagawa tayo! ayan na ang pagbabago, kukunin na lang natin, wag na tayong pumili ng mas basura!!

        go gordon!! sana wag mo na sampahan pa ng kaso si nanay curing ^^
        let us all respect freedom of expression!!!!

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  4. worried pinoy ano ba sa palagay mo ang ginagawa ni noynoy

    from the very start sa kagagamit ng pangalan ng kanyang mga

    magulang, hindi ba to gain sympathy? to the highest level? ayun,

    malapit ng magiging

    presidente kahit ba may malicious rumor about his mental state…

    ako naman ay naniniwala na kapag may usok, may apoy, most

    often, ang mga tsismis ay totoo, hindi naman madali gumawa ng

    mga ganoong reports…

    at hindi ba admitted din ni noynoy na nagka depression nga sya ?

    siempre, dahil mayaman, hindi katakataka kung nag seek nga sila

    ng psychiatric help, masama ba yun?

    at ang madlang people naman, dahil mga ateneo fathers ang nag

    dedeny, hook, line and sinker paniwala agad, bakit, ang mga fathers

    ba hindi marunong mag sinungaling?

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    1. wushu! ayan nanaman kayo sa fake psychiatric report….kaano ano mo si Delgado? LOL

      Where there is smoke there is fire? eh wala ka nga proof may pa fire fire at pa smoke smoke ka pang nalalaman. Your just part of that malicious group spreading that rumor.

      Is that a sign of desperation as well??

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    2. hindi sa ipinagtatanggol ko si noynoy (im rooting for other presidentiables. G will get my vote) pero let me pointout my disgust on villar’s strategy and that i disagree with those comparing nanay curing with cory.

      the thing is, patay na si cory. hindi na sya kelangan idrag para pagsalitain sa media at ipagtanggol si noynoy. cory and ninoy, being a democratic icon would always be part of noynoy’s campaign strategy. in the first place, mas nauna naman kasi silang nakilala ng taumbayan kesa kay noynoy. kahit hindi na banggitin ni noynoy ang mom and dad nya, nakakabit na sa pagalan nya yun. parang si gloria din, na nakakabit din ang pangalan ng tatay nya na patay na nung nangangampanya sya dati.

      while yung kay nanay curing, she’s a private person. hindi ganun ka-kilala at matanda na. bakit kelangan mo pa bigyan ng burden ang nanay mo at i-expose sya sa mga bumabatikos sa yo. she’s a mother. natural, she would defend her son. i have nothing against her. kung si marlene aguilar nga eh, kung anu-ano ang sinasabi at ginagawa para lang ipagtanggol ang nakapatay nyang anak. si nanay curing pa kaya. kaya lang, hindi na sya dapat na ddrag sa dumi ng politika, sana prinotektahan na lang sya ni villar, hindi na lang sya inexpose sa media. pwede naman yun eh. para sa ambition ni villar, kahit nanay nya hahayaan nyang masaktan, at gagamitin nya para makakuha ng simpatya sa taong bayan.

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      1. @ Paul: My answer above pertains to comparison sa pag gamit kay nanay curing at kay “mom and dad.” Pero since binanggit mo na rin si baby james, hindi ba gumamit din ng mga walang muang (as you put it) na bata si villar sa mga commercials nya? “si villar ang tunay na mahirap, si villar ang tunay na…. blah blah” take note ha, hindi lang isa. madaming bata yung nasa commercial nya.

        I agree with your last sentence tho, siguro nga “Baka pareho lang nga sila ng hunger for power.” Lahat naman ata ng candidates ngayon ganyan eh.

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  5. Worried Pinoy sigurao hindi mo loang alam ang tunay na kalagayan ni noynoy kaya ka ganyan. Dapat malaman mo rin na hindi lahat ng sdikat ay gagawa ng mabuti para sa bansa. Alalahanin mo na ang kaniyang kasikatan ay galing lang sa simpatiya ng tao sa kamatayan ng kaniyang ina. Kaya walang dapat iapgmalaki si noynoy sa kaniyang mga nagawa dapat maging tapat siya sa tao na maglulukluk sa kaniya hindi sa mga nakapaligid sa kaniya na siayng huhuthut ng aban ng bayan sa sandaling si noynoy ay mahalaal na pangulo ng ating bansa. Magisisp naman kayo kahit na nga sa inyong pamilya pabayaan mo ba na maging head of the family ang iyong bunsong kapatid na hindi pa marunong magsalita o kumilos ng tama at isip bata. Kung papapyagan mo na ang bunso mong kapatid ang mamumuno sa pamilya ninyo eh wala na akong masasabi pa period.

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    1. Dear Scorpion13,
      Typo lang po ba ito o jejemon? Mejo nahilo kasi ako sa jumbled letters ng words. Anyway, Paki basa po ulit yung comments ko sa taas para mainitindihan nyo na hindi ako pro-Abnoy and Im not promoting his candidacy dahil ayoko din sa kanya. Im just saying my views with the issues at hand. Ang issue po ay ang pag lantad ng nanay ni Villar para kunin ang sympathy ng tao at hindi ang kakayahan ni Abnoy para maging presidente. Ika nga ni smiley, kahit anong tambling ang gawing tambling ni Abnoy, Aquino po ang surname nya at hindi mo na maaalis ang pangalan ni Cory at Ninoy sa tabi nya. Nagkakaintindihan po ba tayo?

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    1. sorry, that’s person who won’t get my vote

      and here is just one of those many reasons why I won’t vote for your Noy.

      Just check this out— Noy, on Channel News Asia Singapore, threatens public unrest worse than Thailand if he loses. [http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_asiapacific/view/1052826/1/.html].

      Gosh. Ka-lurky, di ba?. That’s too unbecoming of a stateman. So this is the kind of leader you will proudly talk to your children about?

      We, ordinary folks, are always mindful of our words; yet he, simply blurted things out without even considering what repercussions his words might have to the economy and to the country. Or is he just a plain mouthpiece of the scheming people behind him; following line in the script dished out to him?

      If people will buy his words and blindly defend him come hell or high waters this May 10th, then we have never learned. People Power has lost its meaning. It is becoming more of a vicious cycle, if not a curse, that threatens to trickle down even to the most innocent of minds. The young ones will no longer know how to discern and reason out well because those before them all act like a child, crying in protest when something is not granted. So pathetic, we only know freedom but we never know the responsibilities that go with it.

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    1. exagg. yes. I also think so.

      kasi, even if i am only living in a model house built in an 80 sqm lot, i don’t consider myself “poor”.

      being “poor” to me is not being able to attend school and get a degree.

      being “poor” is no diff from the majority of my maintained workers who have an average of five kids na binubuhay, they are living in a no work no eat day to day basis, no spare change for emergencies, e.g. nagkasakit for the meds, pamasahe araw araw, pambayad ng ilaw, tubig, renta ng bahay…. kakasweldo lang, babale na naman….

      being “poor” is like six of my men, minimum of three years na as construction workers sa camella/palmera, di man lang nare-regular ng amo nilang contractor. ni wala man lang philhealth… pinag-initan, boom, tanggal.

      parang feel ko na nga tuloy si jajajamby madrigal. i am 100% dun sa malasakit nya sa mga contractual workers.

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    1. Noynoy’s parents gave us freedom & democracy from the Marcos regime. Nanay Curing gave us Villar plus the billions he earned form his real estate businesseses courtesy of the Philippine government headed by then president Cory. Let us not disrespect both women as in their own ways they did their very best to become to good moms and examples to their children.
      But the presscon has shown us the difference between CLASS (Cory’s children) and CRASS (Curing’s children). The calm of Cory’s children vs. the fiery Villar’s.

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    2. let’s face it. having a surname means there’s no escape from our attachment to our parents. whether we like or not, we will always have our parents’ shadow as long as we are alive.

      ergo, we carry their name.

      it’s not noynoy’s fault to have a national hero/martyr as father and a former president as mother. even if he won’t mention them, the aquino surname will always hound him for life.

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      1. tama po kayo dyan sir chiwee na nakakapit sa atin ang pangalan ng magulang natin, ang ipinagtataka ko lang, pwede naman nyang hindi gamitin yun sa commercial, ung tipong di sya magpapaanino sa pangalan ng magulang nya, ung sariling pangalan nya ung dadalhin nya kasama ng kanyang mga nagawa bilang mambabatas at public servant. di ba mas effective na campaign strategy yun? ung tipong makikipagpaligsahan ka sa magulang mo, ung tipong ‘eto ang nagawa ng nanay ko pero higit dyan ang nagawa ko’, ay teka di nga pala applicable kay noynoy yun…

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      2. Noynoy ran because of the groundswell of support for him to run PRECISELY BECAUSE HE IS THE SON OF NINOY AND CORY. Naniniwala ang maraming tao sa kasabihang ang bunga ay hindi nahuhulog ng malayo sa puno. People dont want “accomplishments” or “qualifications” (nabibili lang yan sa Quiapo heheh). People want someone they can trust and they believe they can trust an Aquino.

        Tapos tatakbo siya without giving a nod to who he is – AN AQUINO? That’s playing right into the hands of Villar and other candidates.

        Anyway, given the surveys, i dont think Noynoy needs any change in his campaign strategy. Di ba?

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      3. ay tama ka nga sir phreddox, di na kailangan ng accomplishments saka qualifications, pilipinas lang naman ang imamanage nya eh kaya ok na siguro yung meron kang pamilyang sikat, sana ganito rin mga HR kapag nag-aapply ka sa trabaho…

        teka teka, accomplishments at qualifications na nabibili sa quiapo? ok ka lang sir? kailan pa nabenta ang mga yan at pag-iipunan ko, bibili ako ng marami? hindi ang accomplishment at qualifications ay sarili mong gawa na binibigyan ng merit ng mga taong nakapaligid sayo? and yet you give credit to surveys that noynoy bashed earlier in the campaign period dahil nabibili sa quiapo?

        my, my… sir phreddox reduced to this…

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      4. you’re missing my point checkmate. you’re making too much of my lame joke.

        we have so many candidates professing qualifications this, accomplishment that. But the trustworthiness and integrity? GMA had all of the former, and where did that bring us? I would rather give the reins to someone like Noynoy for 6 years, than another GMA clone. Thank you.

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      5. sorry po sir phreddox, kala ko po talaga seryoso kayo dun sa hindi kailangan ng mga tao ung mga accomplishment at achievements na yan. ako po kasi ung tipong hindi nagtitiwala basta sa mga sabi-sabi at mga pangako lang, pano ako magtitiwala sa isang kandidato na ang slogan ay pantay na laban para sa lahat pero ni hindi man lang mabigyan ng justice ung mga nasaktan at napatay noon sa luisita? pano ako maniniwala na meron syang integridad kung bumoto sya na wag palabasin ang garci tape tapos bigla sila nagbago ng nanay nya mula ng hinalungkat at luisita? kung hindi ko mapagkakatiwalaan ang mga sinasabi at pinapakita nya, sana man lang kahit sa mga nagawa nyang mabuti sa pilipinas medyo angat sya sa iba…

        sa totoo lang po sir phreddox, gusto ko maniwala kay noynoy, binabasa ko ung site nya, iniintindi ko ung mga rason nya sa mga nagawa nya dati, pati plataporma nya binasa ko na kahit di masyadong solid, ang hindi ko lang talaga maitanggi eh ung facial expressions nya hindi lang nun sa kandidato ng gma7, kahit sa saksi. bakit ganun ang mukha nya ipinapakita na ang sinasabi nya ay hindi galing mismo sa loob nya, hindi dishonesty ang nakikita ko, kundi hypocrisy, di ko po pwedeng sabihin kung ano ung expression na bumibisto sa kanila dahil sigurado macocounter nila yun sa pag-arte sabagay mahirap-hirap din pigilan ang natural na nararamdaman ng isang tao pero kahit na…

        question lang po sir phreddox, masama ba ung marami kang nagawang batas na makakabuti para sa lahat at napaunlad mo ung lugar na pinamamahalaan mo dati? masama ba ung hindi lang puro salita at meron ding ginagawa?

        last one sir phreddox, sanay magsinungaling si noynoy, alam nya ang mga bagay na bibisto sa isang taong nagsisinungaling, pero di nya kayang itago ung ibang bibisto sa talagang nararamdaman nya…

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      6. so what if he carry the surname Aquino? is that the legit way of electing our president? even on his incompetency are you voting for him?

        Noynoy and LPs personal interest will ruin the name Aquino and history retracks! The doomsday of Aquinos/Cujuangcos is near if Noynoy will win. I see it.

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  6. Nakakatuwa lang, galit sila sa Arroyo Admin dahil pinahirapan daw Pilipino sa Economic policies niya.

    Pero tingnan nyo kung sino nakapaligid sa kanya ngayon, mga economic advisers ni Arroyo, mga main proponents ng mga landmark laws oon economic concerns (Recto and Salceda). Kung sila din mga papaligid sa kanya pag nanalo siya, ganun pa rin ang mangyayari sa atin. Or he just admitted that economic policies of arroyo are OK?

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    1. maganda naman talaga ang ibang economic policies ni GMA di ba? kaso imbes na isakatuparan ang mga economic policies na yun, mas inatupag pa ang pandaraya (which i think was her original sin and compromised her position kasi she had to repay political debts or else…) at siyempre, mas binigyang halaga rin niya ang pagpapalago ng yaman ng sariling pamilya keysa ng buong bansa

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      1. korek ka dyan tomador..

        ewan ko kung bakit tinitira nila ang policies, eh HALIMBAWA sa platapormang “tapusin ang kahirapan” kailangan mo ng malaking pera para ma-achieve yan. para magkapera ang gobyerno, either dagdagan ang utang OR taasan ang buwis.

        ergo, pag sila ang nakaupo.. malamang ganun din ang economic policies nila para maimplement ang ipinangakong plataporma.

        unless.. wala silang balak to live up to their promises 🙂

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  7. Si Noynoy ay nilikha ng ABS-CBN, patuloy ang paggamit sa kanyang PATAY ng mga magulang, walang malinaw na plataporma, wala pang nagawa, hindi subok ang husay katulad ng lahat ng mga kandidato sa pagka-presidente, at bengador pa…si Villar naman ay puro pera ang ginagamit, nilalaro ang maka-kaliwa at maka-kanang grupo, puno ng anomalya ang mga transaksiyon sa negosyo… kaya hayan…batuhan sila ng batuhan ng putik! pareho lamang sila…kaya tuloy maraming lumilipat kay GIBO….GIBO na tayo!

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    1. HOOOOOYYYY!!!!! Huwag na huwag mong mamaliitin ang sister ni Money Villar. Kapag nanalo si Money… sya ang hahawak na Department of National Defense. For the first time in Philippine history eh babahag ang mga buntot ng Abu Sayyaff, MILF at NPA. Si Andal Ampatuan? Magpapakabait yan sa kulungan!

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  8. Kaaliw naman ang mga kwentong nanggagaling sa DPC Place sa Pasong Tamo Extn. sa Makati. Sabi nga ng isang empleyado na kumpanyang pag-aari ng mga Lopa (kamag-anak ni Noynoy) na nakabase sa DPC Place, kelangan daw gumawa sila ng maraming Facebook accounts at kelangan maging friend sila ni Noynoy. Kaya naman pala andaming kaibigan sa Facebook ni Noynoy. Yan ang kagulangan. Kakahiya sa mga magulang niya.

    24 oras din daw nagtatrabaho ang text brigade ni Noynoy, pagalingan sila ng ideya. Kung sino ang mas marumi pero mas kapani paniwala ang dating, yun ang ipamumudmod sa tao. Di kataka-taka na may dumarating na mga text messages satin na panay black propaganda kasi may database na sila ng mga mobile phone numbers natin courtesy of mobile phone companies na kadikit din nila.

    Sa first week of May, ilalabas na raw ang pinaka pamatay na black propaganda. Ang wish ko lang, sana mag backfire at sumambulat sa mukha nila. Ang kaso, nagbanta si Noynoy na magkakagulo pag di raw sya ang nanalo. Anak ng tinapa. Kapal ng mukha.

    Kung di nyo naitatanong, nasa DPC Place din ang MARaming Bayani Foundation ni Mar Roxas.

    Sana i-deny ni Edwin Lacierda, spokesperson ng kampo nina Noynoy at Mar, ang mga sinasabing eto ng mga empleyado ng ibat ibang business units na kadikit nina Aquino at Roxas…

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  9. kapal talaga ng mukha, aba nasa headline ng isang newspaper
    something like ‘aquino claims electoral victory’, ganuon? bakit,
    tapos na election?

    or because of surveys? sa susunod kaya, huwag na tayong mag
    election, by means of surveys na lang ang batayan…

    pero ha nabasa ko somewhere before na either pulse asia or sws
    ay pag-aari ni lopa and either also ay pag-aari din ng isang kamag-
    anak din ni noynoy…

    pambihira, baka dahil lang sa survey magkagulo na naman sa daan,
    hindi pa naman tapos ang laban, nag dedeclare na….

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  10. tomador

    muna, bakit wushu?

    at isa ka pang makapal, ako pa ngayon ang sasabihan mo ng
    ‘may pa smoke smoke at pa fire fire ka pang nalalaman’ na
    para bang mas matanda ka pa kaysa sa akin…

    at magsawa ka sa kaka pabalikbalik ko tungkol sa psychiatric
    record ni noynoy dahil para sa akin, by far ito na ang pinaka
    importante na issue more than anything else, at uulitin ko lang,
    ALMOST ALWAYS, RUMORS WILL COME OUT TO BE TRUE, kaya
    lang mahirap dito dahil alangan namang aaminin ng mga pare
    na totoo nga, pero maniwala ka tomador, they do lie also….

    importante kasi ito dahil, kung sa mga simpling bagay lang
    nagka depression si noynoy, how much more pa kaya sa mga
    gigantic problems ahead facing the presidency, the presidency
    naman kasi is not only all about corruption, corruption and
    corruption, noynoy’s expertise….

    checkmate

    19 pa lang si noynoy nang nagka depression, si kris noon
    hindi pa nag umpisa lumandi sa kung sino-sino, ang cause
    daw ay tungkol sa bf gf relationship…

    worried pinoy

    sino ba bet mo? pero, bakit pareho kayo ng style of posting
    and reasoning ni tomador, who is copying who?

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    1. wushu? anong masama dun? if you are trying to imply na bakla ang dating, you seem to discriminate, as usual your shallow LOL

      O e ano ngayon kung mas matanda ka saken? Porke’t mas matanda ka mas tama ka? You are dillusional. Old age does not necessarily equate to “maturity” and wisdom so be careful with your bubble, it may pop anytime soon LOL

      Your focus about the psychaitric issue just proves how shallow your thinking is. Anyone can claim and accuse somebody else with such “issues” but where is the proof? Do you have anything other than hearsay and a rumor? You speak as if you have facts but you don’t. Like I said, you are dillusional.

      Here’s a couple of facts about your so called Gibo with an “excellent track record”

      – He ABANDONED NPC of Danding Cojuangco after years of grooming and support because he wanted to focus on his own selfish intentions, obviously to become president and JOIN GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO.

      – He ABANDONED the leadership of LAKAS-KAMPI-CMD, instead of fixing the internal issues hounding the party to ensure a solid and well oiled political machinery. He left the rest of the party mates to fend for themselves.

      – After touting plans and projects as NDCC chief, his LEADERSHIP was only able to come up with only 6 RUBBER BOATS at the time when everyone needed his help and yet he had the gal to say that “everything is under control”.

      – Being the former DOD Sec, he boasted of reforms or what have you but it was not enough for GUNS and AMMUNITION to fall in the arms of the Ampatuans. Last time I checked, the siezed guns and ammo had the markings of DOD, did he explain why? I don’t think so. Did he take ACCOUNTABILITY?? You tell me. This is besides the fact that there were about 52 people killed because of his MIS-MANAGEMENT of DOD.

      How do you expect people to TRUST such a candidate who is supposed to have an “outstanding trackrecord” to vote for him. Voters have become weary of “smart” candidates, instead we/they look at people whom they can TRUST.

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      1. nyahahaha si sir senior60 sineryoso na naman ung sinabi ko ^^

        sir tomador, ang pinakamagandang paraan siguro para madispel ung mga naninira sa mental health ni noynoy eh ung patunayan nya na puro paninira lang yun by having a psychiatric test, kung nasa panig nya ang katotohanan, wala syang dapat ikatakot, tama ba? pero bakit nung tinanong sya ng reporter ng gma7 gumamit pa sya ng misdirection (‘Pag may nanakawan ng cell phone, siya ba dapat magpaliwanag bakit siya nanakawan ng cell phone? Ang victim ang magpatunay ng katotohanan o kamalian ng maling accusation?’) at appeal to pity (‘labis labis na pang-aapi na yun…’)? unless…

        wow bigat ng trust, the problem is ni hindi pa napatunayan ni noynoy na kaya nyang labanan talaga ang corruption, nothing significant in 12 yrs, ay wait meron pala, nung sa luisita instead of helping the farmers, he even blamed them, tumutol nga rin pala sya para ipalabas ang garci tape, pure justice even to enemies sabi nga ng site nya, pero bakit bigla syang nagbago ng stand nung hinalukay na ni gloria ang luisita? justice and equality for all indeed…

        wag tayong magbulag-bulagan sa mga nakikita natin, wag tayong magpapadala sa mga matatamis na salita at pangako, siguruhin natin na karapat-dapat sila sa tiwala natin sa pamamagitan ng paggawa ng mga pangako nila nung nakaupo pa sila sa pwesto!

        wag tayo magpaLOKO at mapaUTO! may sarili tayong isip, wag tayo magpadala sa mga survey, trust without good judgment or basis is called faith and faith is believing in something regardless of the truth…

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  11. among the 4 presidentiable front runners, only gilbert
    is coming in clean, devoid of any controversy, no excess
    baggage to forever hound him, if elected, he will be starting
    on the right track to the road of prosperity for our country…

    checkmate

    pag nanalo si gilbert, may balato kaya ako? hahaha
    makatulog na nga, anong oras na ba…

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    1. HAHAHAHA No Excess baggage si Gibo??!! Coming in clean??? langya dillusional ka nga lolo LOL or I should say jejejejejeje

      At oo nga pala, banggitin ko ito baka kasi hindi mo narinig sa interview ni Ted Failon kay Gibo about a month ago. Tinanong si Gibo kung sakaling di sya manalo, tatangapin ba nya ang alok nung nanalong kandidato para magsilbi sa gobyerno ulit….sagot nya hindi! Isn’t that great! He is promising to help the country aleviate from its problems pero pagka talo wala na syang paki? Do you call that a true PUBLIC SERVANT? he just wants to win the presidency thats all!

      Compare that to the primaries nung sa Democrats, malupit ang batuhan ng putik ni Barack at Hillary. Pero nung nanalo si Barack tinanggap ni Hillary ang alok para magsilbi sa bayan inspite of the history of political mudslinging, yan ang totoong public servant! Si Gibo? pffft…..

      Yan ang mahirap minsan sa masyadong “matalino”…magaling manlinlang yung iba naman dyan nagpapalinlang LOL

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      1. sir zalds, sa tingin ko po kahit maresearch nya excess baggage ni gibo, pupurihin nya pa yun at sasambahin si gibo at ang last line eh kasiraan ng ibang kandidato hehehehe ^^

        at bukod nga pala kay sir senior60, merong alibi brigade dito si gibo, mga taong ayaw tignan ang atis bilang atis, di lang pala si gibo, pati pala sina villar at noynoy may alibi brigade din…

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  12. ay, mananalo yan. tatlo kaming botante sa bahay, noynoy kami.

    i have at least 30 men in my regular payroll. i asked them if some “rich” candidate offers you 2K during election day, will you vote for him? some said yes, pambili ng bigas, sayang si 2K. I next asked them, okay, if i ask you a favor to vote for noynoy, will you?

    they all answered in unison, of course we will. why, i ask them.

    because you provide us with our livelihood, and we trust you in your choice. 🙂

    kanina lang, we were discussing jamby and how i liked her platform for the workers. hmmmm…. kay jamby na kaya ako para naman mey boto siya?

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    1. sa amin sir chiwee lima kami, isa di pa pwede, walang noynoy sa amin, nanay ko villar, tatay ko erap, ako gordon, kapatid kong isa villar. tinanong ko mga kaklase ko (mga botante na) lahat sila either gibo, villar, erap or gordon, ayaw nila kay noynoy kasi wala daw masyado nagawa nung nanunungkulan pa, ung nagsabing gibo ang sabi mukha daw magaling at matalino, ung nagsabing villar sabi natulungan daw sila agad years before the campaign, di ko sure kung totoo, ung nagsabing erap sabi kawawa naman di na natuloy ung termino, nakulong pa, ung nagsabing gordon madami daw nagawa. ginagalang ko sir ung choice nila kaya di ko na sila hinikayat para iboto kandidato ko, tinanong ko lang kung sino iboboto nila.

      ipinagtataka ko lang, on the go ako lagi pero kahit minsan di pa ako natanong sa survey-survey na yan, meron po ba sa inyo at sa readers ni ph na nakasali na sa surveys? pano po ba sistema nila? wala kasi ako makitang nagtatanong sa kalye na may folder or something like that, gusto ko rin sana na matanong ako hehe ^^

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  13. hahahahaha easy lang everybody at mahina na ang kalaban,
    kaya concentrate na lang ako kay

    tomador

    before ako nagtanong tungkol sa wushu, punta muna ako sa
    google at sabi doon, tungkol daw yun sa mga chinese martial
    arts kaya nagtaka ako at baka ma kung fu mo ako or something..

    naalaala ko nga pala na minsan, natanong kita kung ikaw ba ay
    babae or bading dahil sa username mo bruskong brusko na
    tomador ay nag hahalleerrr ka, kaya hindi na ako nagtaka kung
    bakit nagiging very defensive ka sa wushu, well well well…

    oo naman, agree ako na hindi laging tama ang mga matatanda,
    ang point ko lang doon ay, the way you said it, bastos ba ang
    dating, ganuon, pero ngayon, hindi na ako nagtataka, common
    knowledge naman na kapag isang bading ang makasagutan mo,
    patayan na kung patayan, bastusan na kung bastusan, para ka
    na ring nakipagtalo sa baliw…

    kaya para hindi na ako palaging mabalahura, stop na ako sa paki
    balitaktakan sa iyo…

    punta na ako sa next topic, kabadingan pala topic doon, very timely…

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  14. 🙂

    i’ve never been surveyed by those firms in my life, but a distant nephew’ wife was once a field staff of Pulse Asia doing such. Tagal na noon, If my memory still serves me right, 500 a day yata bayad sa kanila plus allowance. I asked her once baka gawa gawa lang nila ang data, sabi nya, hindi. kakapagod daw at mey leader na taga check ng gawa nila.

    that was before i took up something in a state university and the science of surveys was part of the course. taught by well-respected profs who are consultants by national and international firms, i came to understand the importance of conducting surveys, the right methodology for doing it, the effort in phrasing neutral questions and refining them more for in order to achieve the best realistic result.

    surveys form an integral part of the data before any planning can be made. re these election surveys, if they are made by reputable firms, i have very little reason to doubt their accuracy.

    noynoy na kung noynoy, jamby na kung jamby. my nanay is a die-hard erap fan and she has all her right for him. my tatay is for gibo, a born-again kuya is for brother eddie. kanya kanyang choices. ba’t naman kami mag-aaway away dyan, e hindi naman kami kilalang personal ng mga choices namin?

    engz lang ang mga ordinaryong botante na magpapatayan sa politika. 🙂

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    1. di ko po hinuhusgahan ung accuracy ng survey at ung reputation ng mga kumukuha kahit pumalpak na sila noong 2004, pano ko nga ba sasabihin, hindi naman masasabing unfair kasi random people daw ang tinatanong nila at kung yun nga talaga ang resulta, naisip ko lang po kasi sir chiwee, sa 90 million+ na pilipino tapos mga 2000 lang tatanungin kahit na sabihin natin na well-distributed at merong criteria na binabasehan, pano naman ung ibang hindi natanong tulad ko at ng mga kaklase ko? sa tingin ko kasi kahit 0.015% lang kami sa 2000 na tao, tingin ko medyo magbabago ung result ng survey kasi bababa ung % ni noynoy habang nataas ung sa iba

      i agree sir chiwee sa last line mo, dito nga lang kay sir ph nagkakapersonalan na eh, ni hindi nila napapansin na nililihis lang sila ng media para hindi makita or matabunan ung mga achievements at accomplishments ng mga kandidato, wala pa nga ako nakita sa tv na kinamusta man lang at nag-interview sa mga magsasaka at manggagawa na taga-luisita kung ano masasabi nila sa posisyon ni noynoy sa survey, malamang napaplastikan ung mga yun kasi kung gusto nya talaga ibigay ang luisita di sana dati pa, hindi kung kailan eleksyon tapos 2014 pa ata hehehehe kawawa naman mga pilipinong pinapaasa ng mga pangako ng eleksyon…

      sayang ung mga boto para kay erap, laughing stock na talaga tayo pag nanalo yun, isipin na lang na nagnakaw na, napatalsik na, nakulong na tapos ngayon iboboto ulit, anong klase yun? dito lumalabas ung kahinaan ng democracy, mga tao mismo…

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  15. Kudos, PH. One of your best posts of late.

    I think it was pathetic the way Villar exposed his mother to that kind of pressure. what kind of a d*mba*s media team does he have? they have done more harm than good to his campaign as of late.

    As for Loren, it seems that mas bilib ang mga tao kay binay kaysa sa kanya. its quite unfair that if Loren sleeps around, she gets flak for it. But with Binay who is known to keep a stable of mistresses, people would not judge him for it simply because he is male. In fairness, total opposite yung complexion nung babae ni binay sa kanya.

    http://kamagonglandia.wordpress.com/2010/14/23/matulis-si-nognog/

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  16. Prof — sana i-accommodate mo ito kahit may kahabaan. Very informative ito. Ako mismo akala ko alam ko na lahat ang proseso sa pagboto. Di pala. Sana malaman din ito ng lahat ng bloggers mo. Thanks!

    Received as FWD message:

    I attended my barangay’s seminar on the 2010 elections last Sunday. I learned a few things about the election ballot that could be informative for all of us:

    1. The ballot is very, very sensitive to marks, ink,H20, stains, scratches, folds, sweat, etc. If, say, you have grime on your hands, or your hands are wet, or your sweat drips onto the ballot,the PCOS (Precinct Count Optical Scan) Unit will not read it. So, keep your hands very clean before voting. That is why the indelible ink will be put on your finger after you’re done voting, and not before, and why you will be given your ballot in a folder, a “Ballot Secrecy Folder”, so that you can lessen the actual handling of the ballot with your hands.

    2. Shade the egg-shaped hole beside your chosen candidate fully (you will be provided with a marker). Don’t check, line, X, dot, orhalf-shade it, because the PCOS Unit will not read it. Try not to go beyond the lines also.

    3. There will be a barcode in the ballot. If this is marked, even scratched, in any way, the ballot will be spoiled. If anyone else handles the ballot, watch them well, in case they intentionally scratch the barcode with a fingernail to prevent your ballot from being counted. For example, if you’re obviously for a candidate that, say, an unscrupulous precinct official is against (hopefully, there’s no such thing as an unscrupulous precinct official), that official may scratch your barcode to prevent your vote from being counted.

    4. You will have four tries to put your ballot through the PCOS Unit. You can put it in forward, backward, front side up, back side up, whichever, but only four tries. If after the 4th try it doesn’t read properly, goodbye ballot.

    5. You will get one chance to have your ballot changed if you don’t like it. That’s when they first hand it to you. Inspect it right away. If you see any folds, scratches, or marks, you can ask for a change (which may lengthen your voting process, of course).

    6. Bring a list of your chosen candidates on a piece of paper so that you won’t spend too much time filling out the ballot. If you make your decisions on the day itself without a list, you could spend a long time filling it up.

    7. Watch the readout on the PCOS Unit when you insert your ballot into it. If successful, it’ll read, “Congratulations! Your ballot has been scanned.” If not, it’ll say why (improper shading, etc.) Get that “Congratulations” message before leaving to make sure your vote is counted.

    8. Bring an ID (Voter’s ID is best, but if you don’t have one, driver’s license, passport, etc. any valid ID with your address and preferably a photo is all right) to present to the BEI (Board of Elections Inspector). If you can find out beforehand through your barangay, also get your Voter’s ID number, precinct number, and your sequence number (the number beside your name in the voter’s list). This’ll speed up your voting process.

    9. The ballot you are given will only be readable by one specific PCOS Unit. In other words, only one machine will be able to read your ballot, because it’s pre-registered there, so when you’re ready, line up at the proper machine. Don’t line up at the wrong machine; your ballot won’t be read, and it may spoil your vote.

    10. Polls open on May 10, 2010, at 7 a.m. and end at 6 p.m.

    11. With the PCOS Units, we will know the winner of the elections in 5 days. Otherwise, the PCOS Units will allow for a manual count since all votes will be recorded inside the machines (let’s hope it doesn’t come to that, because it’s
    going to take the usual weeks and weeks to finish the count).

    12. The PCOS Units have internal batteries that can last 16 hours in case of power outages. Since the voting period only lasts 10 hours, there’s a 6 hour buffer. But still, let’s hope for no brownouts on May 10, 2010.

    13. The PCOS Unit will print out the vote count in what looks like a
    very long cash register receipt (whose print will last for 5 years), which will be put into a sealed box that’ll be sent to the Comelec for proper counting. Also, the PCOS Unit will count the number of voters who are voting based on the ballots inserted into it, so again, watch the screen on the machine to make sure of voter count, as well as other important messages.

    14. You should vote only the exact number you should vote for. So, vote for only 1 president, 1 vice president, 12 senators, 1 party list, 1 mayor, 1 vice mayor, 1 member of the House of Representatives, etc. (the limit will be there on your ballot as a “Vote for not more than ____”). If you vote for more than the stipulated number, that particular portion of the ballot is spoiled. You may, however, vote for less, as in, if you can’t find 12 worthy senatoriables to vote for, it’s all right to vote for less than 12.

    15. In voting this time, one should not make mistakes. It’s asking a lot from us, but let’s not make mistakes, otherwise, we’ll spoil our ballot.

    16. Of course we’ll also be asked to do the usual signing of forms and
    marking of thumbprints.

    Feel free to share this email.

    I hope this information helps!

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