KAMUNDUHAN

THE 40th ANNUAL EARTH DAY will be celebrated on Thursday, April 22, 2010. In observance of this historic event, Sen. Noynoy Aquino and Sen. Manny Villar will throw garbage at each other.

Sen. Jamby Madrigal says she wants this year’s Earth Day event to be memorable for the Nacionalista Party. She vows to dig up more dirt on Manny Villar.

The 40th Earth Day is being celebrated this week. In observance of the special event, Sen. Manny Villar will re-enact the first time he bathed in a sea of garbage.

The world will be celebrating the 40th Earth Day this week. In observance of the special event, Sen. Noynoy Aquino will NOT smoke for a day.

Lawyer Gilbert Teodoro can easily relate to nature and environmental issues… mainly because loyal Lakas leaders have become extinct.

Justice Secretary Alberto Agra is also celebrating Earth Day. In fact, he observed the event in advance. Last Saturday, he trashed the multiple murder charges against two Ampatuan scions.

In case you didn’t know, President Arroyo has declared April 22 as the “Philippines’ Earth Day” through Presidential Proclamation No. 1481. She signed the proclamation right after the release of a survey showing the continued “erosion” of the people’s trust on her.

Former president Joseph Estrada and senatorial candidate Joey De Venecia have decided not to campaign on April 22. Erap will observe Earth Day by planting his seeds while De Venecia will plant some weeds.

Professor Danton Remoto and party-list group “Ang Ladlad” will celebrate ‘biodiversity’ on Earth Day. The theme of Ang Ladlad’s celebration: “Para sa Makulay at Masayang Mundo, Berdeng Dugo ang Iboto!”

Sen. Mar Roxas will lead the Liberal Party’s Earth Day activity. Everyone is invited… except for Chiz Escudero and company.

This just in: Mar Roxas has belied claims by Korina’s former household helper that the broadcaster still uses Aquanet hair spray.

Makati City will observe Earth Day by promoting garbage segregation. As a matter of fact, residents, particularly those living in slums underwent a seminar on waste management recently. Sa naturang seminar ay ipinaliwanag ang pagkakaiba ng biodegradable at non-biodegradable. Halimbawa: ang mga papel at tirang pagkain ay natutunaw. Ang mga ito ay biodegradable. Sa kabilang banda, ang mga Binay ay ‘di natutunaw. Sa katunayan, inabot na nga sila ng dalawampu’t apat na taon sa city hall. Sila ay non-biodegradable.

Environmental groups are handing out special awards this year in celebration of the 40th Earth Day. Leading the list of awardees is businessman Manuel V. Pangilinan who is being recognized for his “reuse” and “recycling” efforts.

A list of famous people who are considered “anti-environment” will also be made public for the first time. Topping the list are Vicky Belo and Manny Calayan for turning celebrities into ‘plastics.’

And to warn the public about the hazards of chemicals on humans, Tingting Cojuangco, Loi Ejercito, Baby Arenas, Imelda Cojuangco, Vicki Belo, and Ellen Lising will join a motorcade.

But there are some who won’t be celebrating Earth Day this year. Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago is one of them. Alam n’yo naman, matindi pa rin ang galit niya sa mga “puno.”

And lastly, Stella Marquez-Araneta and the Bb. Pilipinas Charities, Inc. (BPCI) will celebrate the beauty of our planet on Earth Day. Stella and the BPCI say, “We love Earth. But we also love Mercury, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, Jupiter, and Saturn. The only one we hate is Venus.”

In Other News…

Absolved!
Justice Secretary Alberto Agra has cleared two members of the powerful Ampatuan clan of the grisly murder of 57 people in Maguindanao last year. With a justice secretary like that, who needs defense lawyers?

Gordon & Bayani
Despite the support of some loyal friends in Partido Lakas, Bayani Fernando says he will not abandon Richard Gordon, the standard bearer of Bagumbayan Party. To prove that he is telling the truth, Fernando promised Gordon that he would not call for a meeting of Bagumbayan members at Discovery Suites in Pasig City for a loyalty check.

Poor
According to a Social Weather Stations survey, 43 percent of Filipinos considered themselves poor. The rest were in denial.
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“Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money.”
~Cree Indian Proverb

Photo of the Weak

Ano ang sinasabi ng hayup sa larawan?
A: “L is for laway! Noy!Noy! Hihihi. Jas kedding!”
B: “Masama bang tumanaw ng utang na loob?”
C: “Tumabi kayo Villaroyo at Gloriaquino! Narito na ang bago! Ampatuanoy!”

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48 thoughts on “KAMUNDUHAN”

  1. Nakakakulo talaga ng dugo yang si Agra!!! Di na nahiya sa balat nya. Everytime he’s on TV he has this smirk na you want to wipe off his face. Parang sinasabi nya na you all are powerless to do anything about it/me.

    May kamukha pa syang presidentiable kaya lalong nakakaasar.

    Speaking of which, kaninong presidential term ba yang mga Ampatuan na yan naluklok sa gobyerno. Edi ba dun sa isang presidentiable so malamang dun ang loyalty nya. Just gives me shivers when I think about what’s gonna happen next.

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  2. We have to watch out what the Arroyo administration does to the country until June…malamang lahat ng mga decisions na gagawin ni pandak kung hindi pang-asar…pam-pagulo sa bayan.

    Saka itong Agra na ito, dapat isama sa hukay. Di pa man secretary at acting lang, sablay na.

    Halatang merong basbas ni GMA ang pag abswelto at malamang merong gagawing kabulastugan itong mga pinakawalang Ampatuan.

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    1. Alam naman natin na ang Utnag Na Loob Sa Mga Pilipino. Hindi mabababyaran ng Salapi ang Utang Na Loob kailangan ay utnag na loob din ang pambayad. Kaya nga inindirse ni AMPATUAN SI NONY NOY KAGABI SA GMA CHANNEL 7 sampu ng kaniyang pamilya dahil sa utang na loob sa magulang ni Noynoy. Diba ayaw naman aminin ni Noynoy BUT THE TRUTH HURTS kaya ayaw niyang AMININ. Yiyak na Tiyak na puro PENINSULARES AT INSULATRES at mga KASTIlALOY ma kaibigan ni Noynoy ang laging bisita ni Noynoy sa Malacañang at katakut takout na katiwalian na naman ang mamamyani sa ating lipunan. BWUhahahahahahahahehheheheh. Huwag na kayong umasa na magbago pa inyong buhay. Magisip na kayo habang mya panahonpa at hindi mapunta sa wala ang inyong mga boto. tandaan mo ang aking mga sinabi at magbantay ka sa mga susunod na pangyayari. In the meantime magpaalam muno ako.

      Adios Patria adorada Region del sol Kerida
      Perla del mar de Oreinte Nuestro Perdido Eden
      Adarte voy alegre la triste mustia vida
      I sepuera mas briiante mas freska mas floria

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  3. Mantika ako kung magalit pero this Agra-episode is my ultimate test in staying in a cheery disposition for the day!

    Then I read this (and it helped a lot :-))—
    But there are some who won’t be celebrating Earth Day this year. Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago is one of them. Alam n’yo naman, matindi pa rin ang galit niya sa mga “puno.” hahaha! Thanks, Heckler!

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  4. May info na nakarating sa aming grupo. Plano talaga ni pandak na pawalan yang mga ka-tropa niyang mga Ampatuan. Last month pa namin nalaman but we just shrugged it off at pinagtawanan pa namin, kasi naman, sino ba maniniwala na mapapawalan yang mga yan?. Kaya maybe I have the obligation na ikalat na tong susunod na scenario “daw” at baka nga totoo: Tapos daw pawalan yang mga Ampatuan, gagawa ng gulo yan di lang sa Mindanao, pati sa Metro Manila, take note. Mga bomba, bomba. So pandak can declare martial law. Bago mag-May 10, para walang election. At ng para isaksak uli sa baga ng lahat ang kanyang baluktot na pamumumo. Tong si pandak, wala ng kasinsama, wala pang originality. Ginaya pa si Marcos. So paano, mga ka-blog? Di ako nananakot ha. Yung ayaw maniwala, e di wag. Yun namang gustong maniwala, ingat na lang. Dasal ng malalim (I’m no religiousboy for nothing) and let’s storm the heavens for a providential act. Ang lahat ay may katapusan din. Meantime, tayo na sa grocery at makapagimbak na ng mga de lata at tuyo. Pati tubig na rin.

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    1. i think gloria will do it slowly kasi ung mga dating attempt nya na paspasan di gumana eh pero syempre di ko talaga masasabi kung ano talaga ang nasa isip ni gloria… nyahahaha gloria 10 yrs + 20 yrs of martial law? si noynoy kaya ang maging bagong ninoy? si kris kaya ang magiging bagong cory? ^^ joke lang po ito ha baka seryosohin ng iba ^^

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    2. bilib din naman ako sa imahinasyon mo! If I may, this should not come from a person claiming to be religious. … di kaya ikaw ay religiously spreading maliscious and unfounded rumors. Tsk tsk!

      Please lang, wag dito sa blog ni PH. Alam mo naman siguro ang dahilan kung bakit binabasa itong blog ni PH….para tawanan ang mga problema natin, hindi para dagdagan ang suliranin.

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      1. Ms. or Mr. Joey — walang pumipilit sa yong maniwala. Kung imahinasyon ko man yon or hindi — hindi ko sasabihin sa yo. Baka ikaw ang malisyoso, excuse me. Di lang naman para tawanan ang mga problema kaya binabasa itong blog ni Prof. May mga bangayan din, pasimple nga lang. Like your entry and like what’s below. Kasama lahat yan para maging interesante ang blog, intiendes?

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  5. C: “Tumabi kayo Villaroyo at Gloriaquino! Narito na ang bago! Ampatuanoy!”
    …to which Noy!Noy! says “No, thanks!”

    The gist just says it all. And everything that follows becomes so funny and unthinkable. That’s what we call Earth in the Philippines: full of excitement with all vivacious characters and politicians as accessories. If Vatican has its church as sort of circus and America has the Hollywood as its share, Philippines has every spot (all our country’s nook and cranny) to make their own version so alive – kahit saan may pulitiko. Syet!!!

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  6. desperate times calls for desperate measures.

    first it was that press conference lead by the so called “trustworthy” and “reliable” Allan Peter cayetano and the rest of the NP senatoriables calling Noynoy “TopaK” then a so called neuro-psychiatric document allegedly done on Noynoy a couple of years back which turned out to be a dud!

    then Andal Jr., days after ENDORSING VILLAR comes out and endorses Noynoy then NP is quick on to point out Cory endorsed the Ampatuans after the Martial law therefore tumatanaw daw ng utang na loob.

    It’s all a ploy trying to destroy the credibility of Noynoy by the poltical Machinery of VILLAROYO! Desperate times na kasi, kaka awa naman LOL.

    To NP: Ayusin nyo naman kasi ang script nyo, yung tipong may credibility (which you obviously lack) at may maayos na research na di kayang barilin na kahit na sino man. Gagawa na nga ng black propaganda di pa maayos tsk tsk tsk

    Ampatuanoy, abnoy..whatever you call it…its not gonna fly LOL

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  7. bukas, makalawa, malamang, mey wristband na naman si Ampatuan. Endorse nya si Erap. Then he will wear green, para key Gibo. Kakain ng Itlog na maalat with galunggong for photo ops para key Jamby. Magpapa-pray over para key Bro. Eddie, tatanim ng puno sa kulungan para key Nick Perlas. Makikipagbonding, hawak kamay, iwaga-wayway kasama mga kapwang detainee/kapatiran para key JC delos Reyes.

    Wahahaha…. Bottom line is..he is a Gordon endorser, for being a TRANSFORMER!!!!

    di na kalokah tong politika natin. Ka-leche na! 😦

    Loved the “reuse” and recycling” catch for MVP btw. Witty ka talaga Mr. PH. Promise!

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  8. LOL ampatuanoy ^^ nyahahaha

    gusto nyo ng pagbabago? sige iboto nyo si noynoy, villar, erap o kaya si gibo. ngayon pa lang sukang-suka na kayo kay justice secretary agra, pano pa kaya ung susunod? with their more of the same thing platforms, the worst is yet to come… all of you have been warned… ^^

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  9. ano ngayon ang plano ni noynoy? magmartsa sa labas? hindi lang nga pala yun, icoCONSULT nya pa nga pala ung attorney para
 LANG masiguro na legal ang lahat na tatahakin samantalang ung iba kumikilos na…
    try to imagine noynoy as president, needs constant help from others, buti sana kung ung mga consultant nya eh walang hidden agenda at matitino talaga (which is very unlikely to happen) eh di ba sa tagal nya sa congress at senate naging parte sya ng commission na anti-corruption? bakit parang di nya pa kabisado kung ano ang dapat gawin sa ganitong pagkakataon? brace yourself philippines! magiging mabilis masyado ang susunod na pamahalaan!

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    1. yayy, nang-he-heckle ka lang ba senior60 kay Mr PH? 😉 mukhang you were not able to pull it off. Tsk tsk, it’s earth week pa naman, we must not trash things, especially if unfounded, to someone.

      And true to the earth week spirit, let’s remember this line from Dalai Lama “Sometimes one creates a dynamic impression by saying something, and sometimes one creates as significant an impression by remaining silent.” Just like the earth, so silent, yet daunting and impressive…

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  10. mister heckler, simple lang naman ang ibig kong sabihin,
    na bumabanat ka din, and yes, not only to noynoy but also
    to others as well, at kaya lang, you’ll do it in the guise of
    heckling dahil, alangan namang mag popost ka sa sarili
    mong blog, yun lang yun…

    pero kung ang, in the guise of heckling is not pleasing to
    the ears, please, disregard na lang….

    worried pinoy, si mister heckler tinira ko? hind ha, hindi yun
    ang intention ko, at huwag mo kasing ipagdiinan edad ko hahaha
    ganyan lang talaga ako maski noong kabataan ko pa, i say what
    i want to say, pwera lang kabastusan, ayoko maging plastic,
    earth day pa naman ngayon…

    jianne, iyang mga quotes na yan ay depende sa situation, kung
    pairalin natin yan dito, dead lahat ng blogs, at, hindi ko rin intention
    magpa impress, senior na ako, gusto ko lang mag enjoy sa blog ni
    mister heckler, the best sa lahat ng sinubukan kong puntahan…

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