GIMME A BREAK!


The Professional Heckler is taking a three-day break. Hopefully when he returns, he’ll have answers to these questions:
1: Who wrote the controversial graduation speech of PLDT Chairman Manny V. Pangilinan?
2: What the hell were they thinking?
3: Is Kris Aquino still mad at ABS-CBN News for repeatedly showing Baby James’ “Villar!” video?
4. If she still is, so?

While waiting for my new post, you may revisit some of my favorite articles. ‘Wag ka nang magreklamo. Wala ka rin namang choice. Ha-ha-ha! Just RIGHT CLICK the link to open the post in a new window.

TYPHOONS. Mar Roxas was still LP’s bet then. Because of this post, ANC’s Strictly Politics started featuring this blog.

THE EX-FUTURE FIRST LADY. The Top 10 Messages Left on Korina Sanchez’ Answering Machine after Mar Roxas withdrew his presidential bid. The article was copied, pasted, re-posted and forwarded. I even received one from an employee of the Asian Development Bank. I wonder if it reached the email of Mrs. Mar Roxas.

WANTED: RUNNINGMATE. Nacionalista Party launches its search for Manny Villar’s VP candidate.

STICKERS. Political bumper stickers. A finalist in last year’s Philippine Blog Awards for Best Single Post.

SHE WILL SURVIVE. A parody of Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive,” it talks about GMA’s political survival plan. This post was featured on ANC’s Strictly Politics.

THE NOYNOY SHOW. Studio 23 announces new programming schedule after Noynoy Aquino declares bid for the presidency

SILICONE VALLEY. A post on the controversial breast implant records of GMA that were leaked to the press. Plus the Top 20 Movie Remakes About the President and Her Breasts.

FAMOUS EPITAPHS (of local political figures and celebrities)

AYON SA MGA BITUIN. Also featured on ANC’s Strictly Politics, a cousin of mine emailed me a copy of these presidential horoscopes. Hindi niya alam, sa blog ko nagmula.
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“Laughter is an instant vacation.”
~Milton Berle

Enjoy the rest of the week!

Breaking News!
The president of Poland, Lech Kaczynski dies in a plane crash. The Polish people express grief; Europeans express shock. Filipinos express envy.

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