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PSYCHIATRIC

9 04 2010

The Professional Heckler categorically denies the authenticity of a document alleging that he suffered from mania. The purported psychiatric evaluation form that first surfaced in Friendster was a desperate and despicable attempt of displeased politicians to discredit him. The document is nothing but black propaganda. The priest who purportedly conducted the psychiatric evaluation and the succeeding treatment of exorcism is expected to issue a separate statement.

Depressed?
An alleged ‘psychiatric evaluation form’ of Sen. Benigno Aquino III purportedly conducted by the Ateneo De Manila University’s Department of Psychology in 1996 surfaced on the Internet Thursday. The Ateneo management has categorically denied the document’s authenticity. A thorough investigation revealed it was plagiarized from the psychiatric evaluation report of former US President George W. Bush.

Immediately after the news broke out, Ateneo’s psychology department issued a statement saying, “The document is false; no faculty member or other professional affiliated with the Psychology Department has ever conducted a psychiatric assessment of Senator Benigno Aquino, Jr.” – which was probably true since “Benigno Aquino Jr.” was already in a skeletal state in 1996.

Here’s the screen cap of a portion of that statement:

Error Corrected
Moments after posting the official statement on its website, Ateneo edited the wrong entry and changed “Benigno Aquino Jr.” to “Benigno Aquino III.” The person who drafted the original statement has offered to resign his post for committing the mistake but AdMU president Fr. Bienvenido Nebres said, “Let’s talk first.”

Sen. Noynoy Aquino insisted the information contained in the alleged psychiatric evaluation form were a work of fiction… except for that part that said he consumed two packs of cigarettes each day.

The blogger who first posted the Noynoy Aquino document has deleted his blog (politicalamateur.wordpress.com). A check on his previous posts revealed though that he was a rabid Manny Villar supporter. No wonder, he refuses to come out to answer questions from his critics.

Sen. Noynoy Aquino dismissed the psychiatric evaluation report as fake. But Villar supporters say the copy that reached Noynoy was altered, and that an unedited version is being kept by former press secretary Ignacio Bunye.

Noynoy Aquino supporters refused to believe that he underwent psychiatric evaluation in 1996. They wanted the source of the report to prove that the name “Benigno Simeon” actually appeared on the document. Baka naman daw kasi “Kristine Bernadette” ang nakasulat.

In Other News…
For openly supporting the vice presidential bid of Jejomar Binay, reports say Team Chiz Escudero has been eased out of the Noynoy Aquino campaign by Team Mar Roxas. The bickering officially marks the start of the 2016 presidential derby!

Party-List Polls
According to Pulse Asia’s latest survey, 6 out of 10 Filipinos are unaware of the party-list system. That was really surprising considering that 10 out of 10 Filipinos wanted to become party-list nominees.

Sa iba pang balita…
Korte Suprema, bumigay!
‘Ang Ladlad’ pinayagang tumakbo sa party-list elections

Rejecting two Comelec resolutions that denied accreditation to a group of lesbians, gays, bisexuals, and transgenders, the Supreme Court ruled that ‘Ang Ladlad’ could participate in the party-list polls. Comelec Second Division Commissioners Elias Yusoph, Nicodemo Ferrer, and Lucenito Tagle declined to comment on the SC ruling but colleagues described the three as “sobrang naimbyerna.”

Venus Fights Back
Maria Venus Raj, the Bb. Pilipinas-Universe winner who was dethroned for submitting birth records with inconsistent entries vowed to fight for her lost crown. Venus is seeking the help of the Supreme Court after getting information that her dethronement was decided by the Comelec’s Second Division.
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“All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.”
~Adolf Hitler

Elsewhere…
Prepare for the polls. Find your precinct here. Thank you Comelec!

Survey Says…
Should the management of AdMU accept the resignation of PLDT Chair Manny Pangilinan?
Dapat lang! 29%
Nahhh. He apologized naman eh. 19%
Wala kaming pakialam! 52%

We have a new survey. Please vote now.

Enjoy your long weekend! Stay safe.

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27 responses

9 04 2010
sanoj

swerte mo, nahanap mo precint mo. ako hindi… belat comelec. palpak p din. .,><#

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9 04 2010
Sheila

LOL! I like the Mar vs Chiz punchlines!

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9 04 2010
BAROK

politicalamateur.wordpress.com – Blog Site Deleted…

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9 04 2010
eufems

Hehe. Talagang bogus yung iyo! Saan ka naman nakakita ng pari sa UP?!

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9 04 2010
jhona

hindi ba Kristina Bernadette yun Mr. Heckler? .. anyway, aside from being unaware, most Filipinos are disinterested in party-lists. tss.

i love this post. 😀

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9 04 2010
Abusputnik

Nice post again po. You made my day. Nga po pala regarding dun sa Binibini controversy, kaagad umeksena si Loren Loren Sinta. Siyempre si Venus against sa BPCI na hawak ng mga Araneta na kamag-anak ni Roxas…….

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9 04 2010
andoi

lahat na nga lng gusto mag party list. it only really show how deeply fragmented our society is..kanya kanyang agenda..hahayyy..na approve kaya yung sabungero party list? makapagtayo nga din..”pusoy dos party list”

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15 04 2010
checkmate

lol sabungero party list ^^ mahakot nga mga barkada ko para sa DOTA party list ^^

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9 04 2010
toni

hahaha–“Baka naman daw kasi “Kristine Bernadette” ang nakasulat.” –baka nga si kris yun!

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9 04 2010
mae23md

dapat PSYCHOLOGICAL report kasi psychologist ang gumawa. pag psychiatrist kasi, medical doctor yun at walang psychiatrist na maglalabas ng report ng isang pasyente (kasi may tinatawag na patient-doctor comfidentiality) except kung may court order.

major depression is a clinical disorder that needs medication. madami ang nag susuffer na pinoy ng illness na ito, may politico,doctor, artista,teacher, lawyer, etc. its not something to be made fun of.
you would be surprised who are the famous pinoys taking antidepressants…

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9 04 2010
Broking

Ha ha ha talagang si Loren may lahing pangsahog!

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9 04 2010
i'm no angel

those responsible for that major depressive disorder claim against noynoy aquino are already scraping the bottom of the barrel. akala ata nila puro ignorante ang mga pilipino.
next time i hope they come up with something more believable

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10 04 2010
Suskupo

Baka totoong Abnoy si Noynoy…

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10 04 2010
danny

Totoong abnoy si noynoy! Totoo din na LP ang nagpapakalat ng balita para mapagbintangan at magalit ang tao kay villar.

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10 04 2010
Suskupo

Bakit hindi kampi si Chiz sa partido nina Marcos, eh di ba numero unong magnanakaw ni Marcos yang Tatay ni Chiz??

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10 04 2010
senior60

most often than not, tsismis are true, ano daw yun?

if there is smoke, there is fire?

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10 04 2010
garju101

What’s happening with the two supposedly leading candidates? Their negative campaigns have ridiculed the elections I’m afraid, having said that this is still a hilarious post specially this one

“Noynoy Aquino supporters refused to believe that he underwent psychiatric evaluation in 1996. They wanted the source of the report to prove that the name “Benigno Simeon” actually appeared on the document. Baka naman daw kasi “Kristine Bernadette” ang nakasulat.” LMHAO this is really funny!!!!!Thanks to Mr.PH

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10 04 2010
ladysylar

i just wanna thank professional heckler for your amusing articles & blogs, minsan it’s what gets me through my day job..i’m one of the nameless ofws working away from our families in strange lands, i hate my job and my company, i think it’s exploiting us filipinos (but what else is new right?), wala lang akong choice these days kaya ika nga nila “what to do?” gotta eat right?
i hope the next administration will make job generation a priority so that we don’t have to go out of the country just to feed our families, and i hope they will try to make the philippine economy less dependent of the ofw remitances just to bouy our economy kasi it’s not really a genuinely strong economy if it’s dependent on the remitances, it’s a bubble that can burst anytime.
as for the elections: i know a lot of people will hate me for it but i say GO GIBO! if people will just truly comprehend and look at these so called “presidentiables” he’s the best candidate among the so called “front runners” kahit naghahanap ka pa ng lesser evil.. pero by the looks of it hindi ata siya mananalo, pero it’s nothing new right? it’s called being consistent. Talagang consistent lang tayong mga pinoy.. we are consistent in voting for crap.

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10 04 2010
professionalheckler

thanks for always droppin’ by. 🙂 are u a registered voter?

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10 04 2010
fred

dr. marge holmes was not involved in the purported psycho evaluation of noynoy. why? cuz doc holmes equate all mental disorders with suppressed sexual craving. hmmmmmm. on second thought………….

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10 04 2010
eufems

Polish President Lech Kaczyński has just died in a plane crash. His son is expected to run for president. (just joking)

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11 04 2010
jongskie721

LOL az in ang galing talaga mr PH 😀

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11 04 2010
joey

Juicemio! Sa totoo lang, di na kailangan ang pschological or psychiatric evaluation kay Noynoy. Physical appraisal lang eh alam mo nang “there’s something is wrong”. hehehehe! Yung kapatid din….. hayyyyyy! ayoko na nga lang mag-enumerate at mauubos itong espasyo dito ni PH.

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12 04 2010
Kara2010

medyo pang political amateur nga yung ginawa ni political amateur. sinubukan na ng villar camp yang black prop na yan early in the campaign. hindi naman gumana. ngayon, naglabas ng pekeng dokumento na madali naman i-verify.

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12 04 2010
notcurious

Villar: Sipag at Tiyaga

Noynoy: Sira-ulo at Tamad

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12 04 2010
Katrina

Your blog has been one of my favorites of all time. … Thanks for writing such a great blog. I always enjoyed reading it,

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19 06 2012
the wfe

Manalamin lahat kyo

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