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27 03 2010

The First Gentleman
First Gentleman Jose Miguel Arroyo was rushed to the hospital Thursday morning after another heart-related problem. Since the First Couple rose to power, FG’s heart has always got him into trouble.

Following his heart surgery a few years back, reports say, the First Gentleman’s health has always been questionable. Just like his wife’s election victory.

According to reports, President Arroyo opted to stay in the hospital to keep watch over the First Gentleman. Presidential son Mikey Arroyo opted to stay there too… to watch over the hospital building. No ID, No Entry.

President Arroyo has decided not to campaign in Pampanga to be with her sick husband in the hospital. Nonetheless, the decision to forgo the activity won’t affect her chances of winning in the coming polls since she’s been campaigning in her district for the past three years.

Air Time Limits
The Commission on Elections revealed that Noynoy Aquino has exceeded the allotted time for campaign advertisements in ABS-CBN. He has already consumed 291.5 minutes of broadcast time in the network… and that’s for Kris Aquino’s monologues alone.

Even Manny Villar who has already used 256.5 minutes in ABS-CBN has exceeded his allotted airtime. However, the Nacionalista Party standard bearer is unfazed by his dwindling air time because he’s keen on ‘buying’ the unused spots of Jamby Madrigal and Richard Gordon.


Manny’s Campaign
Manny Pacquiao has kicked off his campaign for a congressional seat in Saranggani province. And his campaign is off to a weird start when he challenged his opponent, businessman Roy Chiongbian to a mandatory urine test a week before the elections.

With Senators Manny Villar and Loren Legarda, Manny Pacquiao, on Friday kicked off his campaign for a Congressional seat in Saranggani province. Villar, Legarda, and the pound-for-pound king were introduced to the crowd by Michael Buffer.

Earth Hour
On Saturday night, the country was plunged into darkness for the 3rd worldwide Earth Hour. More than a thousand cities and municipalities all over the country switched off their lights for one hour… an event described by organizers as “momentous,” and by the people of Mindanao as “corny.”

The 3rd Global Earth Hour was a huge success in the Philippines. Even politicians participated in the event. After switching off the lights in her Ilocos mansion, Imelda Marcos lit the wick attached to the body of her husband Ferdinand.

In Times Street, Noynoy Aquino together with his sister Kris, James Yap, Boy Abunda and their celebrity friends held a torch rally.

All over the world on Saturday, lights were switched off for 60 minutes by Earth Hour participants… except for Noynoy and Villar who exceeded 60 minutes.
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“Your lifestyle – how you live, eat, emote, and think – determines your health. To prevent disease, you may have to change how you live.”
~Brian Carter

Da Who!
When Morocco Algeria, an incumbent local official was informed that her opponent in the coming elections, Bahrain Jamaica was visiting their district, Morocco Algeria hired dozens of impoverished residents to line up in the streets and hold huge placards bearing her (Morocco Algeria) name. “Iparamdam n’yo sa kanya na ako ang iboboto n’yo at hindi siya!” Each “rallyist” was promised 175 pesos for the service. After accomplishing their job, the “rallyists” got the shock of their lowly lives when the staff of Morocco Algeria gave them two pan de sal each, a bottle of mineral water, and P75 only. They’ve been had! Here’s the catch: When the staff of Morocco Algeria returned to retrieve the placards, they yelled: “Hindi puwede! Hindi namin ibabalik ang mga placards na ito hangga’t ‘di n’yo kinukumpleto ang bayad!”

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41 responses

27 03 2010
jotonoc

Another winning post! Thanks for keeping us entertained! More power.

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28 03 2010
Mrivera

Sabi nila bilang na ang maliligayang araw ng pamilyang ‘yan at makukulong din sa Bilibid kapag nasentensiyahan sa lahat ng kanilang mga kawalanghiyaan.

Yari na ba ang kural ng mga baboy sa Munti?

Sakaling ibalik uli ang death penalty, gagawa ba sila ng litsunan sa Bilibid?

Nagtatanong lang kung saan nararapat at ano’ng karampatang gawin sa angkan ng mga baboy na ‘yan.

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28 03 2010
juanaganda

…..hindi ka naman galit? kung may sapat ba na ebidensiya na sigurado ang conviction…GO! pero kung pang media milage as usual at pamumulitika lang….look where all these have brought the Philippines….’wag puro angas…nakakasawa na eh!

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29 03 2010
Mrivera

miss maganda,

it’s not where but who brought the philippines to where it is now.

huwag kang mang-away. ang mga narito nagsasaya.

ikaw din, baka masira ang byuti mo.

byuti ka nga ba?

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29 03 2010
Mrivera

ayan, nagkamali tuloy. niaaway mo kasi ako, eh.

bahala ka na ngang umintindi.

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28 03 2010
Mrivera

Ano kaya ang hawak ni Loren sa litratong ‘yan sa itaas at tila masayang masaya siya?

Kaninong bulsa kaya ng dalawang Manny nakadukot ang kanyang kanang kamay?

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28 03 2010
jaype

sa tingin ko, sa bulsa ni pacquiao, kaya parang siniko xa ni pacman sabay sabi, wag dito, maraming tao 🙂

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28 03 2010
garju101

“The Commission on Elections revealed that Noynoy Aquino has exceeded the allotted time for campaign advertisements in ABS-CBN. He has already consumed 291.5 minutes of broadcast time in the network… and that’s for Kris Aquino’s monologues alone.” – Mr. PH this is probably the best! LOL!!!!! Love your posts as they never fail to make us grin!!. Thanks!

Please allow me to post our new fan-made video for GIBO!! Thanks! We love your blog.

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28 03 2010
senior60

ay naku mga tao dito sa amin mga pasaway,

mga walang paki-alam, dalawang bahay lang

kaming nag observed ng earth hour, kakalungkot…

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28 03 2010
Mrivera

Baka naman kayo lang dalawa ng kapitbahay mo ang may kuryente sa bahay at ‘yung iba ay gasera ang ginamit o kaya ay coleman.

O, baka naman mga kamag-anak ni Angelo Reyes ang mga pasaway na ‘yan.

Hindi rin kaya malakasan ang laro at malaki ang tong na nakulekta nila sa mahjong at tong-its? Imbitado ‘ata ‘yung magkumpareng Swab-it Swingson at Mani Pakwan, eh.

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28 03 2010
preciouswest1025

kudos!

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28 03 2010
sheng

hehe, entertaining!

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28 03 2010
mbw

Great Sunday read, PH!!! You got “sikyo” Mikey Arroyo there—! 😀

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28 03 2010
Suskupo

Bakit ba sumasali pa ang Pinoy sa Earth Hour eh lagi naman may brown out sa Pinas!

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28 03 2010
eufems

ngayon lang… pabaya si Angelo Reyes e!

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30 03 2010
paul

Brownout was a daily routine and much longer during Cory’s time. I have yet to hear Noy’s energy plan kung meron. It looks like he will just revive her mother’s legacy of darkness if he wins

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28 03 2010
jannah

I read in one of the website that Morocco Algeria has problem with funding kaya siguro instead of P175 eh 75 na lang ang ibinayad nya.

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28 03 2010
professionalheckler

may tsismis naman na baka kinaltasan ng mga corrupt niyang staff ang budget

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28 03 2010
sam

cno kc c morocco algeria?

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28 03 2010
art

Earth Hour
On Saturday night, the country was plunged into darkness for the 3rd worldwide Earth Hour. More than a thousand cities and municipalities all over the country switched off their lights for one hour… an event described by organizers as “momentous,” and by the people of Mindanao as “corny.”

totoo yan. =)

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28 03 2010
chris

Ito ba yung dating asawa ng isang artista at yung kalaban naman ay anak ng current mayor? Na may balita pa na may nakakita somewhere in Payatas na dun iniwan nung driver yung vehicle ni Morocco bago pinaputok yung carnap kuno?
Hmm….

And Mr. PH — pwede rin po bang mag-post ng video dito and hindi kulay berde? If not, okay lang po. We understand.

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28 03 2010
professionalheckler

sure. no prob.

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28 03 2010
Mrivera

Professor Hikler,

Honestly, I found your site a good place for lonely people to visit.

Is crying allowed here?

While laughing?

Promise, ha?

No straight jacket?

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28 03 2010
jocelyn t. sarte

you’re so funny, professional heckler! like the two old guys sitting at the side balcony of The Muppet Show!

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28 03 2010
professionalheckler

hahahaha salamat

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28 03 2010
Mrivera

Bakit naman you are comparing Mr. Professor Hickler to the two old guys of the Muppet Show?

Is he that old that you seemed seeing him just sitting on the rocking chair wearing a diapher for adults.

Mr. Professor, di ba’t ikaw ay mas bata ng konti kay Nino Mulat? Este, Muhlach, pala.

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28 03 2010
jianne

galing!

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28 03 2010
melo

Si Morocco Algeria ba eh taga-Quezon City???

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29 03 2010
firsttimetravel

Another entertaining entry from Professional Heckler!!! Glad you allotted space for the advocacy of Earth Hour. I just came from the Visayas and there was someone I met there, who was from Mindanao. She shared that the frequent brownouts have been affecting them greatly. I hope the energy crisis will be addressed soon!

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29 03 2010
brianitus

Lumagpas na rin ata sa airtime si Manny Villar. Anyway, I wonder kung kahol lang ang kaya ng COMELEC. If may penalties, baka naman puwede implement nila.

As for Mikey A, ang labo ng sikyu na yan. If ever may babantayan yan, yung yaman lang ng pamilya nya.

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29 03 2010
TOMADOR

Inaantay ko nga sa balita na “Namayapa na ang FG” langya buhay pa si gago iba na talaga ang masamang damo LOL

OO nga PH, balita ko nga si Ara Mina ganyan ang style sa QC. tama ba ako?? Anyway walang kwenta naman yang babaeng yan! AMPAW!

Si Loren hanggang tenga ang ngiti si gaga gusto bumawi matapos syang ilampaso ni Roxas sa HARAPAN LOL

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29 03 2010
Mr Kengkoy

Nakakatawa ba yung two old guys na nasa side balcony ng muppet show??? baka namn sarcastic yung comment na yun haha….

Ang hirap namn hulaan ni Morocco Algeria. Yan ba yung asawa dati ni Yemen Jordan na ang dating mga ex ay si Mauritius Aruba na tumatakbo din, at si Fiji Portugal na hiniwalayan nya dahil nachismis na may sex video kasama si Kenya Honduras na jowa ni Brazil Venezuela? Naku ang hirap nga hulaan!

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29 03 2010
lan-ey

i forgot to participate sa earth hour… pero kinabukasan nman 8am to 7pm ang brownout sa min! di ba ang tindeh!

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29 03 2010
Jspice

Ang cute naman ni Mr. PH:P

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29 03 2010
timpaul

How’d you do it, prof? FG’s condition is no laughing matter even if he is who he is and they are who they are. But still you made us laugh.

The prof for party-list representative for marginalized bloggers!!!

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30 03 2010
siyetehan

Ganun pala si Morocco Algeria? Dun pa naman ang distrito ko, hehe.

MA is a had-been actress, while BJ is a Sarah Geronimo look-alike. Anyway, BJ has greater chances of winning because his father is the incumbent mayor.

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30 03 2010
jashe

sori di related sa topic pero post ko na rin.

excerpts from Mr. Tulfo’s article:

“Susmaryosep! What has Lapid, who’s running for reelection, done at the Senate to deserve the votes of intelligent and educated readers?”

“Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Wala.”

ouch!!!

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30 03 2010
religiousboy

Sobra naman si Tulfo! Anong walang nagawa si Lapid? Di niya ba alam na si Lapid ang nagpanukala ng batas sa pagbabawal ng stapler para i-seal ang mga nakaplastik na popcorn, hopia, korniks, mani, dried green peas, mga tinapay, at iba pa?

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2 04 2010
andrei

seriously? haha
tang-*n$ yang si leon guerrero na yan. ang gamit pa rin na video sa campaign ad nya ay yung ginamit nya nung tumatakbo pa siya nung 1990’s! ang tagal nang walang lahar eh yung rescue efforts pa din nya ang centerpiece ng campaign nya

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30 03 2010
Dinah

ha ha, nahulaan ko din kung sino si Morocco Algeria! di naman yan mananalo sa amin e. siempre dun kami sa kapartner ni Herbert.

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10 04 2010
Broking

Kandong ba ni Loren si Manny P?

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