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HACKED!

22 03 2010


Harapan: The VP Debate
Did you watch Sunday night’s vice presidential debate organized by ABS-CBN? At one point, Loren Legarda asked Mar Roxas why he kept shifting allegiances. Viewers were shocked to hear that from Loren. For a moment, they thought Jay Sonza would then be mocking Jejomar Binay for being dark-skinned.

Erap vs. MILF
The Moro Islamic Liberation Front has endorsed a “fatwa” against former president Joseph Estrada and declared him “an enemy of Islam.” The MILF took its cue from the Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines, which declared Health Sec. Esperanza Cabral an enemy of Catholicism.

Loud Thud
You’ve heard the news about the death of the son of TV host Toni Rose Gayda, right? Reports say neighbors heard a loud thud when Edward James Gayda Lim fell from the veranda of their condo unit last Friday. How about the latest Pulse Asia trust survey? Heard about it? Reports say neigbors of presidential bet Manny Villar heard a loud thud too.


Pacquiao and the President
After attending mass in Quiapo, Manny Pacquiao went to Malacañang and paid a courtesty call on President Arroyo. For years, the pound-for-pound king and the president have become really good friends. They share the same passion for boxing. They have the same work ethic. And they support the same presidential candidate.

Hacked!
Sen. Manny Villar’s official website was reportedly hacked. A blog entry titled “Hacked by Kris Aquino” was posted on http://www.mannyvillar.com.ph. Kris vows to issue a statement as soon as her Ate Ballsy, Ate Pinky, and Ate Viel advise her on the matter.

Top 5 Signs that Sen. Manny Villar’s Official Website Has Been Hacked

No. 5: Every time you click his profile, you automatically win a house and lot.

No. 4: Visitors of his website report getting not just viruses but leptospirosis

No. 3: When you try to leave a message in the comments section, the site requires you to log in your name, e-mail address, and favorite ‘Kris Aquino’ moment.

No. 2: Each time you access the site, you get an annoying pop-up that says: “Jamby Madrigal was here!”

And the No. 1 sign that Sen. Manny Villar’s official website has been hacked…

When you open the website, you are automatically redirected to C-5 road.

Photos of the Weak

Ano ang sinasabi ng tao sa larawan?
A: “Hmmm, napaisip ako ah. What if totohanin ko na lang ang tsismis na si Villar ang kandidato namin ni Mike? Teka….”
B: “Kakaiba na ‘tong pose ko huh! Kapag ‘di pa naman ako na-feature sha blog ni Professional Heckler, ewan ko na lang!”
C: “Paano nga kaya kung magka-failure of elections? Congresswoman na… presidente pa! Exciting!”
D: “Hello? Midas? Kumusta na ang botohan ng mga mahistrado? Are they allowing me to appoint a new Chief Justice? Will I get a unanimous vote?”


Ano ang sinasabi ng lalaking naka-orange sa larawan?
A: “Mga two years pa, pwede mo na ‘yang turuang lumangoy sa dagat ng basura!”
B: “Nene, gusto mo bang umappear sa susunod kong commercial?”
C: “Bibigyan ko ng beinte pesos ‘tong bata pero ‘wag mo munang kukunin huh, may camera sa paligid. Election offense ‘yan.”
D: “O, bakit nakadilaw si Nene? Iuwi mo muna at palitan ng damit na orange! Dali!”


Ano ang sinasabi ng (mga) tao sa larawan?
A: “Ito ba ‘yon? Ito ba ‘yung batang nakadilaw nang dumaan si Villar kanina? Bakit naka-white? Iuwi mo muna. Palitan mo ng green!”
B: “Hoy Nene… ‘wag na ‘wag ko lang mababalitaang naliligo ka sa dagat ng basura okay? Kung hindi, idedemanda ko ‘yang nanay mo!”
C: “Pakisabi sa sa tatay mo, ‘wag maniniwala sa surveys! Kahit ‘ka mo si Noynoy, duda rin sa mga surveys.”
D: “Kung makatingin naman ‘tong batang ‘to, parang nakakita ng ‘walang utang na loob na pamangkin.’ Hmpf!”


Ano ang sinasabi ng babae sa larawan?
A: “Settle down people, settle down. Hindi ako aalis ng ‘The Buzz’ ok? Hello??? Ano ako tanga? Free airtime din ‘yon sa campaign ni Noy ‘no?”
B: “Alam n’yo po, you’re so bad. Bakit ang layo-layo n’yo? Hindi po air-borne ang STD! ‘Tsaka, gosh! That was so history. Nag-move on na ako at nag-move on na si Joey! Well, I admit, I still keep that fire-retardant pillow.Ha-ha-ha!”
C: “Ready na kayo? Unahan ‘to huh. Walang tulakan. Game? Bring Me… a photo of that girl Mayen Austria! Now na!”
D: “I can’t hear you guys. Lakasan n’yo naman! Gusto n’yo ba ‘kong maging First Lady?”

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“If you give a hacker a new toy, the first thing he’ll do is take it apart to figure out how it works.”
~Jamie Zawinski

Survey Says
On the Supreme Court’s decision allowing President Arroyo to appoint the next SC Chief Justice. Your take:
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Sorry, ‘di ko alam ang isyu. 5%

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36 responses

22 03 2010
mae23md

FIRST!

i heard Loren saying may Fatwa rin daw ke MAr

as always, you are brilliant.

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23 03 2010
gabrielle

basag na basag si loren legarda. nag self destruct si loren. when she said she was from antique and nagillongo si mar, God this woman is an epitome of a lowly biatch!!! she will do everything talaga para lang magkaboto sa darating na eleksyon.

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6 04 2010
angel

napanood ko yang debate na yan twice on tv. and over naman sigurong sabihin na nag-self destruct si loren. siguro medyo nagulat lang kasi magaling palang mag-ilonggo si mar. 😉

pero parang hindi naman tama na bigla na lang nag-ilonggo tong si mar e hindi nman puro ilonggo ang audience nila. hindi ko tuloy naintindihan ang mga sinabi nya. pa-PR lang yata sa mga ilonggo.

and obvious namang luto yung debate na yun… pro-liberal. kaya tuloy wala ng gustong pumunta nung second debate. sana lang merong mag-host ng debate na yan na walang bias.

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23 03 2010
pinky

re loren vs mar debate.

huling-huli freudian slip up ni loren.

villar is the secret candidate of gma for prex and loren is hallucinating that she’s noynoy’s running mate.

go, go GORDON !

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23 03 2010
rian

yeah!!! Go Gordon!!

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24 03 2010
paul

mukha ngang si gordon ang pinakamaigi sa lahat ano? qualification, accomplishment, can do -attitude although he is arrogant at times

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25 03 2010
fred

no to gordon n noy2. strike 2 na mga atenista (erap n gma) naging presidente. go gibo.

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23 03 2010
Arvin

The Gibo photo had an lady in an orange dress. I wonder what Gibo said about it.

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23 03 2010
melo

Ang Kulllettt mo talaga,PH…unahan magdala ng picture ni Mayen..hahaha…
GO..Go..GORDON!!!!

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23 03 2010
chumliit

parang inaasar nung bata si manny villar 🙂

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23 03 2010
MG

i love the top five signs, parang RXTMR, may ganun ulit sana sa mga susunod 🙂

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23 03 2010
checkmate

lol kala nila dahil sa ginawa nila sa site ni villar, lalong iboboto ng mga tao si noynoy ^^
kung ganyan ang uri ng mga supporters ni noynoy, ano na mangyayari sa pilipinas?…

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23 03 2010
smiley

pwede rin naman sinadya or supporter ni villar ang gumawa nun at idinawit talaga si aquino… it would look like sinisiraan si villar pero minus point din kay aquino, syempre magmumukhang si villar ang victim dito.

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23 03 2010
kalokah

oo nga. lumang tugtugin.
maaring sila lang gumawa nun.
bihira naman makakapasok sa ftp host mo lalo na kung hindi normal ang ftp address, saka kung na-hack nga or may nang-hack i’m sure na may kukuning info dun sa laman ng site – yung mga di nakikita online, tapos paglaruan nya online. since wala, so i think gimmick lang.

UNLESS, si mr. PH yun, kasi style ni heckler yung nakalagay sa page ni villar. wahaha.

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23 03 2010
checkmate

pwede rin… astig talaga mga taga isip ng gimik ni villar, pati ung sa limited airtime nagawan ng paraan, ano kaya next? assassination attempt? lol ^^

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23 03 2010
may

Actually kasali din si Mar Roxas sa fatwa. He was one of those who vehemently disagreed to the MOA-AD signing.

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23 03 2010
TOMADOR

@checkmate – paano mo naman nalaman na supporters ni Noynoy gumawa nun? Aber may pruweba ka? Kitid nyo talagang mga Villar supporters mag isip tsk tsk tsk, hindi lang si Noynoy ang kalaban ni MONEY Bilyar ok? so wag masyado assuming LOL

FYI, hindi iboboto ng tao si Bilyar kasi gahaman sya sa kapangyarihan…babayaran nya lahat para lang manalo LOL

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23 03 2010
checkmate

sabi po kasi dun sa nahack na site ang iboto na lang nila si noynoy, although wala akong proof, ang ggawa lang nun either supporter ni noynoy or kasama sa nagmamaintain ng site na yun, ikaw rin assuming ka masyado, di ako supporter ni villar, isa ka pang makitid ang isip, basahin mo muna mga nakaraang comment ko, mga kutis pigsa kasi, konting kanti lang umaaray na. alam mo TOMADOR may ishashare sana akong forecast na makakatulong sa idol mo kung malalaman nya base sa mga napapanood kong balita kaso wag na lang, saka ko na lang sasabihin ^^ sana matandaan mo pa tong comment ko na to pagdating ng araw…

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23 03 2010
jhona

laging laughtrip yung picture ni gibo. naalala ko tuloy yung picture nya with Camote cue. hahahaha. hirap nanaman ako mag-move on. 😀

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23 03 2010
eufems

Got this from a text that is now passed in through mouth:

‘THE PERFECT PRESIDENT

has

Gibo’s brains
Noynoy’s heart
Villar’s money
Erap’s appeal
Bro. Eddie’s spirituality
and
Gordon’s dick!’

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23 03 2010
checkmate

awts disqualified agad si jamby ^^

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24 03 2010
senior60

naawa ako kay gilbert nang habang naglakad binigyan

ng isang basong mainom at kanyang na gulp, kung yun

ang nakunan in print, lalong hindi maka move-on si jhona…

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25 03 2010
jhona

whoo! i wanna see! :p

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24 03 2010
jongskie721

hahah nakakatawa sobra yung top 5 promise 😀 ahahaha

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24 03 2010
Smile

Mar owned Loren. I wondered tho. why Mar did not throw the question back at Loren’s face? that would have been a blast!

There’s something about Binay that just does not stick. Don’t like. Don’t like talaga. The guy has zero charisma. Negative pa.

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24 03 2010
Worried Pinoy

Just a conspiracy theory:

– GMA controlled PNP, AFP and Supreme Court. Obviously, she owns the Congress. She’s running for the congress, and will surely win it. First automated election. Brown-outs are everywhere. Definitely the election will pursue. But the question is, will it be a successful election or a FAILURE OF ELECTION? Who’s decision it is to say that it is indeed a failed election and what will happen after? Nonoy run because he saw the support of “masa” when Cory died. If the conspiracy that Villar is GMA’s man is true, that GIbo is obviously under GMA’s umbrella, Erap was paid to run just to divide the voters, will there still be a failure of election if anyone of the three wins? Will there be a failure of election if noynoy or gordon or Perlas or JC wins? GMA is relatively silent these past few days and thats what masterminds do. Hope this is not a well planned election/puppet show.

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24 03 2010
paul

Ayon sa mga bituin, sobra and imagination mo. Mas makabuti sa iyo kung pupunmta ka sa mall at mag enjoy. Huwag mong pahirapan ang buhay mo sa mga kuro-kuro nga walang matatag na basihan.

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24 03 2010
vergel

GO-GO-GO GMA!!!

TOTAL MAKAPAL NAMAN ANG MUKHA MO HINAYUPAK KA!!!

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24 03 2010
checkmate

sir sa tingin ko po di binayaran si erap, kaya sya tatakbo ulit kasi kating kati syang gumanti kay gma, halata po sa mukha nya ung gigil at kawalan ng loob gawa ng mababang ratings nya. ang mangyayari po si villar ang mananalo sa bilangan pero maghahakot si noynoy ng tao para sa people power 4 tapos lahat ng pilipino ay mabubuhay ng happily ever after dahil … ^^ kaya po silent si gma dahil … ^^ ayoko ng magsabi, kasi nung minsang nagsalita ako, ginamit ng isang kampo ung mga sinabi ko para sa sarili nilang kapakanan…

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25 03 2010
Worried Pinoy

“Conspiracy theory – is a term that originally was a neutral descriptor for any claim of civil, criminal or political conspiracy. However, it has become largely pejorative and used almost exclusively to refer to any fringe theory which explains a historical or current event as the result of a secret plot by conspirators” – Wikipedia

– A “secret” plot, when executed, becomes very obvious to the public. This transforms into a Conspiracy theory. The public then debates about it’s reliability and starts to ask the conspirators. The conspirators, of course, lies and denies the theory and uses their integrity as the firewall to cover the truth. And after the conspirators got what they wanted, they will say “I AM SHORRY!” Thanks PH! =)

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24 03 2010
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24 03 2010
gil

ang galing mo ph..its all good

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24 03 2010
guido

……Loren Legarda asked Mar Roxas why he kept shifting allegiances….

Hahaaha Ang Kapal ng mukha! Yung political ad nya Hindi raw nangiiwan! ???? Kaya pala palipat-lipat at papalit-palit and drama nya!

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25 03 2010
Broking

Ano ang sinasabi ng tao sa larawan?

E. May kuto! Pumapasok sa tenga ko!!

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30 03 2010
ling

what the orange guy said?

Sa akin B and D!

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28 04 2010
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