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LOPSIDED

14 03 2010


Pacquiao Dominates
Manny Pacquiao scored a dominating unanimous decision victory against Joshua Clottey to retain his WBO welterweight title. Sought for comment on the judges’ lopsided scores in favor of Pacquiao, Clottey said, “There are judges that can be bought from Quiapo.”

According to CompuBox, Manny Pacquiao landed 246 of 1,231 punches; Clottey connected on just 108 of 399. The challenger from Ghana was so lackluster, even Jinkee Pacquiao landed more punches on Manny when they last fought over Krista.

The three judges scored the fight: 120-108, 119-109 and 119-109 all in favor of Manny Pacquiao. The decision of the judges is final… unless the Comelec’s Second Division reverses it.

Statistics showed that Joshua Clottey connected on just 108 of 399 punches. Clottey performed so poorly, he was even outscored by Jamby Madrigal who landed 200 of 400 punches on Manny Villar.

Compared to Pacquiao’s 1,231, Joshua Clottey threw 399 punches only. Boxing analysts criticized the New York-based Accra, Ghana native “for not fighting.” In fact, an awkward moment took place when Clottey, who refused to answer his foe’s punches, asked Gilbert Remulla, Adel Tamano, and Alan Peter Cayetano to fight for him instead.

Despite the loss of Joshua Clottey who chose to protect himself than throw punches at his opponent, the people of Ghana are still proud of him. As a matter of fact, the Ghanaian government has offered him the post of Minister of Defense.

Did you catch GMA 7’s delayed broadcast of the Pacquiao-Clottey bout? The fight was so boring, viewers had more fun watching the fight between the ads of Noynoy Aquino and Manuel Villar during commercial breaks.

According to Yahoo! Sports, Pacquiao and Clottey fought before a standing room-only crowd of almost 51,000… half of which were already asleep before Round 6.

In front of millions of televiewers, Manny Pacquiao embarrassed Joshua Clottey. Minutes later, Clottey’s furious mom was interviewed by Pia Guanio on GMA7’s Showbiz Central. She called on the public not to vote for Pacquiao in the coming elections.

Photo of the Weak

Ano ang nababagay na pamagat, caption, o deskripsyon sa larawang ito?
A: “Halika! Sumama ka sa akin! Ihahatid na kita sa bahay n’yo kung ayaw mong makipaglaro.”
B: “O, ‘wag ka nang magalit pare. Joke lang ‘yung sabi ko na kamukha ka ni Akon. Tahan na pare, okay? Come here, give me a hug.”
C: “Parito ka! Parito ka sabi eh! Hindi ako nag-training ng seven weeks para lang mapahiya sa mga kababayan ko! Ilang linggo kong tiniis na ‘di makita si Krista tapos ganito lang ang mangyayari sa fight. Hindi ako papayag!”
D: “Puwede ba tapusin na natin ‘to? Naghihintay na sa akin si Manny Villar sa Pilipinas. Bilisan mo dahil baka abutan pa tayo ng susunod na survey!

For the benefit of those who failed to see the bout on TV, here’s the fight summary:
Round 1: Manny
Round 2: Manny

[Cory Aquino then dies]
Round 3: Noynoy
Round 4: Noynoy

[Campaign period starts]
Round 5: Noynoy loses steam
Round 6: Statistically tied.

[Senate votes on the C5 road extension project ethics complaint vs. Manny]
Round 7: Noynoy regains lead on Manny
Round 8: Manny narrows gap; statistically tied again

Fight continues. Catch the final round on May 10.

Postscript: Reports say the National Historical Institute is filing a complaint against Arnel Pineda for changing the tone and tempo of the Philippine national anthem when he sang it before the Pacquiao-Clottey fight. Meanwhile, the Professional Heckler is filing a complaint against the National Historical Institute for singing the same tune every time Pacquiao has a fight and still failing to resolve the matter.

Have a safe week ahead!

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THE EVENT: Pacquiao vs. Clottey. Your prediction:
Pacquiao via KO 59%
Pacquiao via decision 26%
Clottey via KO 8%
Clottey via decision 7%

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37 responses

14 03 2010
Jemboy

@PH
Da Best na naman. Sabi na nga ba at titirahin mo ulit ang NHI pag umalma sila

@NHI
Dapat i-demolish na rin yan. Puro satsat.Sila nalang kaya kumanta ng national anthem

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15 03 2010
eufems

I think NHI has a point. Kung hindi niyo sinusunod ang batas sa pagkanta, aasahan ba naming susunod kayo sa ibang batas.

However, we are yet to see someone convicted of something for this.

Adik talaga yung ‘Round 1: Manny’…

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15 03 2010
Mrivera

He he he heeeh!

This is great!

Jinkee landed more punches than Clottey did when they last fought over Krista.

He he he.

Hindi kaya crush ni Clottey si Manny kaya hindi niya pinaulanan ng suntok?

Paging NHI. Wala na kayong magagawa. Tapos ng kantahin, eh. Mas maige pa, para wala nang lumabag sa tamang pag-awit ng Lupang Magiliw, este Bayang Hinirang, ipanukala ninyo sa susunod na pagbubukas ng House of Tong-its pagkatapos ng hangalan sa Mayo at maiboto ang mga kakawatanin ang taong bayan, gawing bitay ang kaparusahan kapag mali ang tono at tiyempo.

Para masiyahan na lang kayo!

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15 03 2010
Elay

lahat nalng kumakanta ng pambansang awit tinitira ng NHI. eh may hakbang bah silang ginawa para d maulit kung ano man ang ayaw nila sa pgkanta ng mga singer?

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15 03 2010
eufems

Kyla did sing it right!

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15 03 2010
Jason

[Did you catch GMA 7’s delayed broadcast of the Pacquiao-Clottey bout? The fight was so boring, viewers had more fun watching the fight between the ads of Noynoy Aquino and Manuel Villar during commercial breaks.]

THIS IS SOOOOOO TRUE!

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15 03 2010
zara

hahaha you never fail to make me laugh PH! i didn’t watch the fight..i don’t even care if manny wins or not hehe and i think i’d be happy if he didn’t! sorry boxing fans 🙂

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15 03 2010
JORP

hhahahah ayos yung “For the benefit of those who failed to see the bout on TV, here’s the fight summary:” LOL

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15 03 2010
senior60

letter A ang nababagay na sagot….

papaano ba naman kasi, nakatikim kaagad sa first round
pa lang, sa isip siguro ni clottey, bahala na talo basta ba
huwag lang by tko….

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15 03 2010
Kit

;D LOL @

Round 1: Manny
Round 2: Manny

[Cory Aquino then dies]
Round 3: Noynoy
Round 4: Noynoy

[Campaign period starts]
Round 5: Noynoy loses steam
Round 6: Statistically tied.

[Senate votes on the C5 road extension project ethics complaint vs. Manny]
Round 7: Noynoy regains lead on Manny
Round 8: Manny narrows gap; statistically tied again

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15 03 2010
senior60

mister heckler, mag out of topic lang ako ha…

ito kasing mga religious leaders nagiging pasaway ngayong
election time…

si pastor quiboloy pala ay isa na ring visionary, ayon sa kanya
daw, noong 12/28/09 ay nakausap nya si cory at ipinadasal sa
sa kanya si noynoy..

1/25 nagkausap sila ng kanyang mother at ipinadasal si manny…

ngayong darating na 4/25, sa kanyang kaarawan, he will announce
the final revelation, sana si gilbert ang ipadasal sa kanya ng whoever,
ibypass na lang si estrada hahaha

isang bishop naman ang nagsabing ibawal ang paggamit ng mga
bata sa political ads dahil child abuse daw…

how about si noynoy na palagi na lang si ninoy at cory ang bukambibig,
ano tawag doon, parents abuse? dapat ipagbawal din…

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15 03 2010
Jemboy

How about si Villar na puro mahirap ang bukambibig?
Discrimination? Pano naman ang mga nasa middle-class ?

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17 03 2010
BAROK

LOLS

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15 03 2010
Worried Pinoy

Akala mo punching bag, yun pala si Clottey!

@NHI, manahimik na lang kayo! Yung mga cheerleaders nga na kumanta eh halos naka panty at bra na lang pero okay lang.

@Photo of the Weak, it should be “B”. Kamukha nga sya ni Akon and he’s trying to protect his face. Siguro kase magiging “Basag na Akon” yun kung nagkataon.

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15 03 2010
notcurious

Who saw the FPJ punch?

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15 03 2010
derdo

hahaha. After Arnel Pineda sang, my husband and I wondered what the NHI would say this time. Will they ever be satisfied? Maybe next time, the people in the Institute should sing the national anthem themselves.

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15 03 2010
eufems

Why won’t PacMan let Lea sing para matahimik na ang NHI? Natahimik sila kay Kyla right?

The last time the choice was between Martin and Lea. He chose Martin, and soon everyone’s bad tripped. Lea’s been known to sing it right. Listen to this:

O sa Mayweather pa? Come on…

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15 03 2010
jhona

even if Jinkee/Jamby fought against Clottey, Philippines will still reign victorious. nakakaloka tong si Clottey. but i really think he needs and deserves the cash prize more than Pacquiao does. oh, well …

natawa naman ako sa Mom si Clottey. sounds family! waaah! 😀

and the “fight’s summary”!!!! HAHAHAHA. :p

ang husay talaga! 🙂

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15 03 2010
mavakes

Wala bang choir sa NHI? Wish ko lang minsan, kahit minsan lang talaga, the NHI officials and employees will stand up and sing Lupang Hinirang live – pakita or parinig naman nila sa madlang bayan ang tamang pagkanta nito. Puro sila dakdak! Puro sila file ng complaint. Sila ba nakakanta ng maayos yang Lupang Hinirang na yan? Pwe!

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16 03 2010
wakay

kalma lng kalma, ang puso mo naka tape lng yan! hahaha
-you know who

nice post PH, matagal na ko nagbabasa ng blog mo, actually, everyday ako nagaantay ng new post mo! hehe
sikat na sikat ang blog mo sa mga OFW d2, nakakatangal kc ng stress mga post mo
-thanks

si mavakes kc high blood na kya ng comment na ako! haha

——
regarding NHI, dapat cguro nag iikot sila sa mga schools sa buong Pilipinas, then kasuhan nila lahat ng marining nilang mali, eh hindi nman nila tinuturo ang tama..

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16 03 2010
phreddox

Relak ka lang mavakes heheh ang haylab!

Ang susunod na mapapansin, mga elementary school students sa hindi tamang pagbigkas ng Panatang Makabayan!

Kelangan tama sa beat. Yung may accent ang pagbigkas. Tama ang posture. Tama ang taas ng kamay. Tama ang tikwas ng daliri. Yung kuko kelangan pedicured. Etc. etc.

Or else kelangan mag pubic apology sa NHI.

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15 03 2010
Ingwer

First time i came across your blog. Totally enjoyed your wit and humour. I have you to my favorites! 🙂
Keep it up!

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15 03 2010
professionalheckler

thanks Ingwer!

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16 03 2010
Jay fr SG

Nabasa ko sa isang blog:
According to CompuBox, Manny Pacquiao landed 246 of 1,231 punches; Clottey connected on just 108 of 399. The challenger from Ghana was so lackluster, even Jinkee Pacquiao landed more punches on Manny when they last fought over Krista

Who is the original?
http://www.maruism.com/2010/03/15/sms-jokes-66/#more-7603.

They never acknowledge you

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16 03 2010
professionalheckler

LOOK AT THE DATE. Mine was published a day ahead of that girl’s blog. You know who’s guilty of plagiarism.

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16 03 2010
Jack

Haha, Pinompyang ni Pacquiao si Clottey!!!

Pero seriously, this fight only showed Pacquiao can win on bigger fighters if the they don’t fight back. Did you think Arum would risk a Pacquiao loss which would mean goodbye to a megabuck fight with Mayweather? Tignan nyo na lang ang mga mukha nila after the fight. Sino ang mukhang natalo at bugbog ang mukha? Pinitik pitik lang ni Clottey kasi yun ang utos sa kanya kasi si Arum din ang promoter nya. Pangitingiti pa after the fight. Sino ang natalo? E di yung mga tao na nagpauto na nagbayad para manood!

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16 03 2010
TruBlue

Agree. But not too many dig deeper into the innermost darksides of most betting entertainments whether it’s boxing, animal racing, and sports. Human factors such as greed and corruption is always present. Pusta na lang ng pusta.

Di naman siguro halatado if Joshua was paid $20million ala Delahoya and had his face defaced a little bit, hehe…but for only $1.5m, mag tnt na lang.

As usual, Sab-it Singson (da woman beater, yun lang ang kaya) is in the ring.

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17 03 2010
BAROK

So obvious nung mga huling rounds (8 – 12), kayang pataubin ni Clottey si Manny…Sapul na sapul sa mga upper cut at walang depensa si Manny.

Pera pera lang talaga, kaya in the end yung mga nanood ang talo kasi lutong pakyaw ang laban.

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17 03 2010
TruBlue

Remember also da Pakyaw had a welt under one of his eyes courtesy of Joshua’s hard punches and he could have easily disposed of Money if he wanted to on the 10th round as da Pakyaw pretty much used most of his ammos and was tiring. Pakyaw fanatics won’t agree but to some of us who think otherwise, it won’t surprise me one bit if Josh got “generous gifts” from both Arum and Pakyaw. Just my personal take.

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16 03 2010
JR Lopez Gonzales

“Minister of Defense”

– I laughed my ass over this! Hahaha! Sec. Akon! Hahaha!

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17 03 2010
broj

actually dapat nga muna kasuhan ang mga singer na lumalabag sa rules about sa pagkanta sa ating national anthem, first and foremost since elementary until high school or college kinakanta yung national anthem using Felipe’s rendition w/c is 4/4. Hindi binibirit!!!! Parang binabastos na kasi yung national anthem, alam naman na di naman ganon ang tono of our national anthem, eh iniiba pa, pambabastos na yung ginagawa jan!

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17 03 2010
Pacquiao vs. Clottey…..zzzzzzz- kixjavier.com

[…] The fight was not like any other Pacquiao fight. No knockouts, no cardiac moments, no nail biting moments…it was just like watching Manny beat a punching bag. It lacked action. There were few punches thrown by Clottey. He didn’t open up, he didn’t fight, he just remained the way he is. “The challenger from Ghana was so lackluster, even Jinkee Pacquiao landed more punches on Manny when they last fought over Krista.” – Professional Heckler. […]

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17 03 2010
jashe

winner picture ni Jamby. korek lahat sagot na pagpipilian 😀

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18 03 2010
Jhun da Jologs

dpt kse si Manny na lng pkantahin sa laban nya. Tgnan natn kung magre2klamo ang NHI. Umbagin sila ni Pacman, You know.

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25 03 2010
misterlon

hay naku next time kunin naman ni Pacman ang mga taga-NHI para kumanta ng Phil. national anthem. tingnan ko lang kung makakanta sila ng maayos in front of millions na nanonood ng fight. ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

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26 03 2010
10 07 2012
Pacquiao vs. Clottey…..zzzzzzz | KiX Javier

[…] The fight was not like any other Pacquiao fight. No knockouts, no cardiac moments, no nail biting moments…it was just like watching Manny beat a punching bag. It lacked action. There were few punches thrown by Clottey. He didn’t open up, he didn’t fight, he just remained the way he is. “The challenger from Ghana was so lackluster, even Jinkee Pacquiao landed more punches on Manny when they last fought over Krista.” – Professional Heckler. […]

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