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AND THE 2010 OSCAR GOES TO…

7 03 2010


THE 82nd ANNUAL ACADEMY Awards will be handed out Monday, March 8, 2010. Academy voters will have to choose a winner from 10 Best Picture nominees. Yes, 10 are competing for the top prize! This year’s race has two frontrunners, Noynoy Aquino and Manny Villar.

The Best Picture category in the 2010 Oscar Awards has a total of 10 finalists. Creating early Oscar buzz was Vetellano Acosta’s loveable Na’Vi character in “Avatar.”

Trying to give Avatar a good fight is “The Blind Side” starring Gilbert Teodoro.

Another Best Picture nominee is “A Serious Man” with Bro. Eddie Villanueva in the title role.

A cartoon has made the cut this year. Starring Joseph Estrada, “Up” is also a frontrunner in another category, Best Animated Film. Most “Up” supporters are from Mindanao.

Of course, who could ignore the well-written, anti-Villar flick topbilled by Noynoy Aquino and Mar Roxas? “Inglourious Basterds” received eight nominations including one for Best Picture.

A heavy drama is also in the running for Best Film. “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” tells the story of an abused child… intensely and effortlessly portrayed by Jamby Madrigal.

And believe it or not, presidential son Dato Arroyo’s first film also earned a Best Picture nod. It’s called “District 9.”

Likewise, the story of a man who spends most of his life flying from one place to another, living an unsettled, uncertain life made the list of final nominees. “Up in the Air” is Panfilo Lacson’s most realistic project so far.

Did you hear what happened to the producer of Best Picture nominee “The Hurt Locker?” The man has been banned from attending the awards ceremonies for negative campaigning. It was later found that he was working for both Noynoy and Villar.

Unfortunately, Richard Gordon’s “Transformers” was shut out of the final list of nominees. Sorry.

This just in! The winner for Best Foreign Language Film will be presented by Deputy Presidential spokesperson Gary Olivar.

And in the acting category, Jeff Bridges is a shoo-in for Best Actor while Loren Legarda is up for Best Actress. They both starred in the film, “Crazy Heart.”

In Other News…
GMANews.TV reported that a total of six local Catholic bishops are backing the presidential bid of Ang Kapatiran party standard-bearer JC de los Reyes. The bishops threw their support behind JC after he promised them that he would never, ever try using a condom.

The latest Pulse Asia survey showed that Ang Kapatiran party standard-bearer JC De Los Reyes got zero percent. That’s what happens when bishops endorse you.

Photos of the Weak

Ano ang angkop na caption, deskripsyon, o pamagat sa larawang ito?
A: “Ang sarap talaga ng feeling kapag lumolobo na naman ang lamang sa kalaban.”
B: “Puwede bang iuwi ko na lang ang mga ‘to ito para kina Joshua at Baby James?”
C: “Ilayo n’yo sa ‘kin ang mga lobo! Daliiiii! Baka makita tayo ng mga bishops! Galit sila sa lobo! Biliiiiis!”


Ano ang angkop na caption, deskripsyon, o pamagat sa larawang ito?
A: “Huwag ka sanang mabibigla kapatid. Pero, familiar ka ba sa term na ‘foot fetish?’”
B: “Alam mo iho, lahat ng ginawa ni Hesus, gagawin ko rin! Kaya ‘pag natalo ako sa darating na eleksyon, lahat ng anyong tubig sa Pilipinas, gagawin kong alak at mag-iinuman tayong lahat!”
C: “Juan Kapitulo Trese Bersikulo Uno hanggang Disisyete: Basa! “Si Hesus ay tumayo mula sa hapag, nag-alis ng panlabas na balabal at nagbigkis ng tuwalya sa baywang. Pagkatapos, naglagay siya ng tubig sa palanggana, at sinimulang hugasan ang paa ng mga alagad at pinunasan ng tuwalyang nakabigkis sa kanyang baywang.” Makalipas ang mahigit dalawang libong taon, nagkatawang-preacher siya at tumakbo sa pagka-presidente. Amen.


Ano ang angkop na caption, deskripsyon, o pamagat sa larawang ito?
A: “Kailangan ko ba talagang kainin ‘to? Saan ba ‘to galing? Baka magka-hepa ako!”
B: “Pakisabi kay Professional Heckler, huwag na huwag niyang ilalabas ang litratong ‘to. Utang na loob, hindi ito ang anggulo ko! Please lang!”
C: “Iniinsulto n’yo ba ako? Hindi n’yo na kailangang ipamukha na ang aking SURVEY RATINGS at ang BANANA have something in common: they’re both sagging.”

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36 responses

7 03 2010
James

First!?

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7 03 2010
professionalheckler

kaka-post ko pa lang. ang bilis mo. 🙂

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7 03 2010
ang_manunusok

ay, banana pala yun, akala ko kamote… ako at ang survey ratings..nangangamote

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7 03 2010
senior60

mister heckler, sabihin mo na kasi na si gilbert bet mo

to boost his sagging survey result hahaha

a happy sunday to everybody…..

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7 03 2010
Broking

Ano ang angkop na caption…… sa larawang ito? (Eddie V washing foot)

D. Iho, tantiya ko sumama kang naligo sa ilog ng basura sabay ni Manny at ganito kabaho ang paa mo. Pwe!

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7 03 2010
Broking

Ano ang angkop na caption…… sa larawang ito? (Gibo with banana cue)

D. Bakit tatlo lang ang bigay niyo sa akin?! Gusto ko dami!!!! Waaah!!!!

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7 03 2010
BAROK

PH, Saan mo napulot yang picture ni Gibo? Napaluha at napatulo ang sipon ko sa kakatawa lalo na sa mga caption! (The best)

Eto mga sagot ko:
Nonoy: letter C
Bro Eddie: letter A
Gibo: syempre letter A

(sabay tawa ulit)

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7 03 2010
weslu

is that banana cue gibo was holding? i thought its camote cue. pero same thing, sagging survey = nangangamote in tagalog. hehe.

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7 03 2010
checkmate

kulet ng pic ni gibo lol ^^

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7 03 2010
mang cruz

JC delos Reyes supported by 6 bishops got zero in survey? kaya pala nagbago ang leading candidate sa survey…. nakalamang na naman yun YELLOW sa ORANGE!! Tama bang bishops ang nakakagulo? Sabi nila — GMA. ha ha ha

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7 03 2010
jhona

nakakaloka naman yung picture ni Gibo! ang hirap mag-move on. 😀

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7 03 2010
professionalheckler

🙂 hahahahaah

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7 03 2010
guido

bading pa ata ang finofoot fetish ni eddie villanueva! LOLZ

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7 03 2010
kalokah

heard about ‘ambisyon 2010”s music video to beat villar’s ‘dagat ng basura’?
directed by brillante mendoza, i think this song is the image of the philippines… centuries from now (but i hope not).

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7 03 2010
professionalheckler

yup, saw it the other day 🙂

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8 03 2010
marshee

Gibo:
B: “Pakisabi kay Professional Heckler, huwag na huwag niyang ilalabas ang litratong ‘to. Utang na loob, hindi ito ang anggulo ko! Please lang!”

<< truuuue! ano ba yan! haha.

NoyNoy:
C: “Ilayo n’yo sa ‘kin ang mga lobo! Daliiiii! Baka makita tayo ng mga bishops! Galit sila sa lobo! Biliiiiis!”

<< Takot nya lang hahaha

hanep PH di ka maubusan!! hahahaha

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8 03 2010
pritongbulad

bahahahahahaha…saging! hilarious!

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8 03 2010
andrei

hahaha… u have again outdone urself Mr P.H. hahaha can’t stop laughing! panalo yung pic ni gibo!

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8 03 2010
Worried Pinoy

Photo of the Weak captions:

1. Utak-lobo.
2. Mukhang-paa.
3. Kina-kamote.

makes sense…

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8 03 2010
shed

i am a regular reader and a visitor of your blog sir, i admire your wit and humor at the same time. i’m not a supporter of any presidential hopefools but qouting what is written in john 13:1-17 is good but ending it with “Makalipas ang mahigit dalawang libong taon, nagkatawang-preacher siya at tumakbo sa pagka-presidente. Amen.” is no joke and offended me as a christian… i am not in the postion to correct you sir but i’m just expressing what i felt regarding your post… have a great day sir, godbless!

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8 03 2010
8 03 2010
kalokah

mr PH,

while yung news abt ruffa g & kris spread like wildfire on blogs,etc and discussed by team ruffa & team kris, there’s a news about a young girl who saved her baby brother from fire and got herself burned also.

see news here:
GIRLD SAVED HER LITTLE BROTHER FROM FIRE

you have lots of followers, i hope through your blog, we can send help for this poor girl.

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8 03 2010
TOMADOR

good work on the noynoy…lobo thing and Gibo’s sagging nyahahahaha

oh by the way PH, ewan ko lang kung may nagsabi na sayo….nakita mo na ba yung mga mukha ni villar sa Pasig??? Pasig has now become officially owned by Villar, check out the pics.

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8 03 2010
darkcheron

Napanood nyo ba yung bagong advertisement ni Loren yung kumakanta pa si Sarah Geronimo? Di daw nang-iiwan si Loren! Di man lang kinilabutan sa mga pinagsasasabi nya! Para naman kasing ilang beses na sya lumpat ng party di ba?! Sarap buhusan ng tubig. Boo!

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9 03 2010
religiousboy

I agree darkcheron. Pati kay Sarah nawalan na tuloy ako ng gana kahit alam kong trabaho lang yun para sa kanya. Ewan ko ba, wala pa kong natanong na sumagot ng OO kung iboboto niya si Loren. Both white and blue collar job workers ha. Iisa ang dahilan nila, di lang daw kasi balimbing — may pagka oportunista pa. And even flaunting and philosophizing her position. Pwe!

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8 03 2010
randulf

hahaha galit na c gibo nian…

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8 03 2010
chumliit

si gibo may banana cue..
si noynoy ay may lobo na mukahang banana flavor.. 🙂

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9 03 2010
Balty

Pasingit ng caption ‘yung kay Gibo:

Gibo: Sa’yo ang kamote, akin ang saging. Ikaw, Noynoy, ano ang sa’yo?
Noynoy: Karioka.

Very creative, funny, and intelligent posts once more. Gustong-gusto ko rin ‘yung sa Academy Awards. Nagawang ma-relate ang mga nominees sa Phil setting. G’leng-g’leng talaga!

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9 03 2010
TOMADOR

balita ko nakipag alyansa na daw si MONEY Villar sa isang long time political party….its called the Communist Party of the Philippines LOL…syempre duly represented by Ka Satur Ocamp and Ka Lisa Masa

Villar’s political party is now called CPP-NPa LOL

Ano kaya nararamdaman ng AFP matapos nilang malaman nagbayad si Villar ng pera sa NPA para makapag kampanya sya….Villar is virtually paying the communists to kill our own Soldiers…tsk tsk tsk tsk what a freakin disgrace…buying himself into Malacanang..walang paki alam kahit mamatay ang mga sariling sundalo..leche!

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9 03 2010
chiwee

awwwwww. ano ba yan????? kahirap hanapan ng angkop na description ang facial expression ni gibo. hindi ko alam kung galit ba sya, natitibi, nai-initan sa el nino, napaso, gustong lumabas sa car, gustong pumasok, takot…..

just looking at him, nakaka-nightmare. 🙂

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9 03 2010
jongskie721

dba bitso-bitso yang hawak2 ni GIBO? ahahah

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9 03 2010
jianne

nicey! nicey! pero Gibo pa rin ako ‘pre. Competent, very positive and witty like you. :)) Sabi nga ng isang ka-Green Team as to why she’s voting for Gibo–

“For while others bash their fellow candidates, he brandishes his credentials and his platforms of government. While others keep on shouting for change, he explicitly outlines the road to progressive change. While others appeal to subjectivity and emotion, he appeals to objectivity and reason. And while others are still to become a leader that inspires, he already is.”

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9 03 2010
professionalheckler

🙂 parang de quiros ang nagsulat ah. hehe [malay ko ba. if de quiros could write for marcos, he could write for anyone]

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10 03 2010
senior60

kaya, kay gilbert na tayo….

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10 03 2010
senior60

kaya, kay gilbert na tayo….

ngayon alam ko na, after how many days na kakasilip
sa mukha ni gilbert, parang gusto lang nya muna mag
cr, parang parang emergency na ba, nag panic….

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13 09 2010
Iya

the best ang choices para sa caption ng picture ni Gibo. laugh trip.

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