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HIDE-AND-SEEK

5 03 2010


Friday Light Bites
One really dark evening, presidential and vice presidential candidates together with some politicians decided to have fun by playing hide-and-seek:

Even before the game started, Vetellano Acosta was disqualified because he didn’t know the rules.

Joseph Estrada initially confirmed his participation but decided to back out at the last minute, and accused the organizer of bias.

Mar Roxas, who had an inkling he would lose, withdrew from the game.

The youngest candidate, JC De Los Reyes begged off from joining the nocturnal activity because he needed eight hours of sleep.

With confidence, Bro. Eddie Villanueva volunteered to be “IT” saying, “The Lord is my shepherd. When I seek, I shall find.”

Environmentalist Nicanor Perlas hid behind a tree.

Si Edu Manzano, umasa sa tulong ng isa pang “puno.”

Gilbert Teodoro hid behind a school building, the place where he felt most welcome.

Loren Legarda hid behind a tree. Then, she transferred behind a haystack. Then she transferred behind a barn. Then she transferred behind a cart. She kept doing that until she was found.

Jay Sonza never had to look for a hiding place. He walked a couple of meters away from the base and just stood there.

Richard Gordon, who was too excited to play accused Manny Villar of trying to bribe him into quitting the game.

Manny Villar hid behind Gilbert Remulla, Adel Tamano, and Alan Peter Cayetano.

Jamby Madrigal hid behind parliamentary immunity.

And Noynoy Aquino hid behind his sisters’ skirts.

The game ended shortly before midnight but…

Jejomar Binay wanted to keep playing… for at least 24 years.

Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo suggested amendments to the rules so they could extend the game.

… the “it” failed to locate Panfilo Lacson

… and two former senators, Ernesto Maceda and John Osmeña still refused to come out.
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“Do not repeat the tactics which have gained you one victory, but let your methods be regulated by the infinite variety of circumstances.”
~Sun Tzu


March 5th
On this date in…

1558: Francisco Fernandes introduces tobacco smoking in Europe. Coincidentally, Noynoy Aquino is present during the smoking demo.

1899: Gen. Pio del Pilar reports to Pres. Emilio Aguinaldo that revolutionary forces successfully captured American forces in Mandaluyong. Hours later, Mandaluyong is filled with huge tarpaulins that said, “Mabuhay ang mga rebolusyonaryong Pinoy! Isang pagbati mula kina Mayor Benjamin Abalos Jr. at Cong. Neptali Gonzales Jr.”

1934: The first Mother-in-law’s day is celebrated… prompting millions of sons-in-law all over the world to ask why.

1997: Representatives of North and South Korea meet for the first time after 25 years. As a sign of peace, both parties agreed to spend the next 24 hours watching ‘Boys Over Flowers.’

Have a safe weekend!

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25 responses

5 03 2010
topdog

Galing na naman Mr. PH !

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5 03 2010
DEL

and two former senators, Ernesto Maceda and John Osmeña still refused to come out.

Si Kit Tatad ba nagcome-out na? Di mo ata siya sinama, hehehe.

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6 03 2010
Anonymous

c kit kc nag come -out n, kya di n sya sinali ni prof

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5 03 2010
jashe

pinaka-natawa ako yong kay Jay Sonza

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5 03 2010
siyetehan

surprisingly, you didn’t put any about roxas. 😀

binay would win the game because the others wouldn’t be able to locate him at nighttime.

and lastly, panalo yung yung tungkol kay jay sonza.

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5 03 2010
professionalheckler

roxas? i did. re-read the post. 🙂

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5 03 2010
siyetehan

aww, i didn’t notice that. 😀

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5 03 2010
Jemenicricket

Hide-and-seek. A-w-e-s-o-m-e.

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5 03 2010
boyjam

… and two former senators, Ernesto Maceda and John Osmeña still refused to come out.
… and an incumbent senator, Ping Lacson, hid and continues to hide.

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5 03 2010
chiwee

SPLENDID! Classic. Galing galing!!!!

You hit the nail right in the head key Loren na palipat lipat ng taguan.

So amusing naman yung mga ayaw pang mag-come out. 🙂 Is there a way to hack through the members’ list of twinks.com? harharharshhhhh….

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5 03 2010
homer singson

Liked it! But why was Bayani Fernando left out?

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5 03 2010
Maki

two former senators, Ernesto Maceda and John Osmeña still refused to come out.
wahaha!!!! astig ka talaga, ph!

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5 03 2010
TOMADOR

… and two former senators, Ernesto Maceda and John Osmeña still refused to come out.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! oo nga, bket di kasama si Tita Kitty T ???? kakaloka!

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8 03 2010
otik 125

how about former senator Irene Saguisag? Naglantad na ba?

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5 03 2010
andrei

Boys over flowers?! hahaha saka nag My Sassy girl marathon din sila… hahaha

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5 03 2010
jhona

ayos to ah. ang galing ng correlation between politics and perhaps the most famous street game in the country. apir! 🙂

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5 03 2010
xin

you’re really good mr. PH…tuwa ako sa binay and loren part…

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5 03 2010
yas

hahahahah…ayaw mag-come out! hahahha ka-lerky!

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6 03 2010
senior60

wow ang galing, ang galing galing, ng drawing….

babae kasi si loren kaya ganuon, fickle-minded ba,
parang ano lang, looking for the big catch….

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6 03 2010
Lori

haha Noynoy hid behind his sisters’ skirt! NAMAN!!

keep it up!

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6 03 2010
barbiegel

Isa kang Pinoy Henyo PH!

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7 03 2010
Broking

….and two former senators………refused to come out! Hah! Ang mga binubuning mga binibini bayaan nating magtago… Alalalalalam na naman ng lahat eh!!!!

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8 03 2010
Mon

Tawa ako ng tawa sobra. “… and two former senators, Ernesto Maceda and John Osmeña still refused to come out”

HAHAHA

This is my first time sa blog mo. Sir. KUDOS!!!

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8 03 2010
professionalheckler

thanks mon. welcome to my world.

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8 03 2010
Mon

Hehehe. WordPress blogger rin ako nun. Sobra na-miss ko tong template mo. nilink kita. 🙂

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