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TRUST II

2 03 2010

HEARD ABOUT the Asian Trust Poll conducted by Asian Reader’s Digest magazine? The nationwide survey showed that Rosa Rosal was the most trusted Filipino. Liberal Party standard-bearer Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III placed fifth. When Noynoy heard the news, he challenged Rosal Rosal to a one-on-one debate.

Nacionalista Party standard-bearer Manuel Villar Jr. placed 60th in the Asian Reader’s Digest Trust Poll. Sought for comment, Villar told the media, “‘Di ako nagbabasa niyang Reader’s Digest” – to which Sen. Jamby Madrigal said, “Akala ko sasabihin mo vegetarian ka rin.”

According to a nationwide survey conducted by Asian Reader’s Digest magazine, Rosa Rosal was the most trusted Filipino. If Rosal would be able to sustain her popularity, Sen. Mar Roxas might withdraw his candidacy and give way.

In the recent Asian Reader’s Digest Trust Survey, administration bet Gilbert Teodoro ranked 65th out of 80 Filipino personalities. That was no longer surprising considering that even his own uncle and aunt distrust him.

In the recent Asian Reader’s Digest trust survey, Liberal Party standard-bearer Noynoy Aquino landed in fifth place. His sister, Kris Aquino landed on the bathroom floor.

In Hot Water
His political foes have accused Sen. Manny Villar of vote buying when he handed out 20-peso bills to indigent children during a campaign sortie in Batangas last week. But Villar’s spokesman, Gilbert Remulla insisted the NP standard-bearer was just doing an “act of charity” – in the hope of dislodging Rosa Rosal in the next Reader’s Digest survey.

Noynoy Flipflops
After repeatedly articulating his populist stance of “No New Taxes” when elected, Noynoy Aquino has apparently changed his mind and said that he’s now open to the idea. He didn’t say though which of the five factions of the Liberal Party advised him to do so.

Gays Speak
Ateneo professor Danton Remoto of ‘Ang Ladlad’ says they will not endorse a presidential candidate because three bets: Gibô, Noynoy, and Villar have equally split the votes of the party-list group’s 25,000 members nationwide. The Comelec 2nd Division lambasts ‘Ang Ladlad’s” decision and accuses the group of promoting promiscuity.

Gays Speak II
On May 10, members of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) group “Ang Ladlad” will vote for three presidential candidates: Gilbert Teodoro, Noynoy Aquino, and Manny Villar. This just in! Supporters of Jamby Madrigal has issued a statement castigating “Ang Ladlad” for abandoning “one of their own.”

Photos of the Weak

Ano ang angkop na caption, deskripsyon, o pamagat sa larawang ito?
A: “Nakikita mo ba ‘yan iho? ‘Yan ang C5 road extension project at d‘yan kumita nang malaki ‘yung mamang naka-orange na lagi mong napapanood sa TV.”
B: “Siguro, idol mo ang kapatid kong si Kris ano? Bakit sa tanong na ‘what sound does a bee make,’ ang sagot mo ay “The Buzz!”
C: “Anak, palitan mo ‘yang sinulat mo. Ang tamang tandem ay ‘Noynoy-Mar,’ hindi ‘Noynoy-Jejomar.’


Ano ang angkop na caption, deskripsyon, o pamagat sa larawang ito?
A: “Pasensya na po. Hindi available si Jollibee kaya si Querubin ang dinala namin.”
B: “Teka, teka! saan ba ako dapat tumingin? Sinabi kasing butasan ang punyetang costume na ‘to eh! Nagpapakahirap ako ‘tapos 1,5 lang? Buwisit!”
C: “Titigan ang dalawang tao sa aking kanan. Sino sa palagay n’yo ang peke sa kanilang dalawa?”


Ano ang angkop na caption, deskripsyon, o pamagat sa larawang ito?
A: ‘Uy, buchikoi, butchikoi, come to Lolo Dick. Ang cute cute! Kamukha mo ang lola Kate Gordon mo.”
B: “‘Pag ‘di pa tumaas sa 2 percent ang rating ko, talagang nandadaya na ‘yang Pulse Asia at SWS!”
C: “Akala ng Noynoy na ‘yan, siya lang ang may kakayahang gumamit ng props na bata!”

Loud and Proud!
Will you be an honest president if elected?
Their answers:

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“The goal of modern propaganda is no longer to transform opinion but to arouse an active and mythical belief.”
~ Jacques Ellul

Survey Says
Sino ang iboboto mong VP candidate?
Binay 11%
Chipeco <1%
Fernando 31%
Legarda 4%
Manzano 5%
Roxas 46%
Sonza 1%
Yasay 2%

We have a new survey. Please vote now.


March 2nd
On this date in…
1919: Filipina heroine Melchora “Tandang Sora” Aquino dies… 107 years after Batang Sora was born.

Enjoy the rest of the week!

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33 responses

2 03 2010
rian

Supporters of Jamby Madrigal has issued a statement castigating “Ang Ladlad” for abandoning “one of their own.”
— onga naman, nilaglag ng Ladlad, hehehehe

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2 03 2010
topdog

hahaha! Another superb post Mr. PH !

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2 03 2010
andrei

base ba? hehe… “C” ang sagot ko sa lahat. Bakit wala ata ci Villar sa Forum na kung saan tinanong kung magiging Honest na president sya? may tao kaya siya na nabili at nagleak ng mga tanong sa kanya in advance. 🙂 atleast honest siya na HINDI siya magiging honest. 🙂

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2 03 2010
andrei

PH ikaw ba yung regular caller sa radio show ni Mo twister?

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2 03 2010
professionalheckler

i do not listen to him. chico and delamar ako. clean, more substantial fun.

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2 03 2010
siyetehan

panalo yung loud and proud ni ja ja ja jamby!

LES!

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2 03 2010
JAmes

Yes, Les! hahah

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2 03 2010
Anonymous

1919? typo po ata…

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2 03 2010
myacerbictongue

March 2, 1919 marks the death anniversary of Tandang Sora

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2 03 2010
professionalheckler

my fault. 🙂 sorry. thanks for pointing that out.

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2 03 2010
d+L

Lol. Perfect yung kay Noy! I love your blog! :))

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2 03 2010
Mr. Aljoriz Dublin

Typo error lang po

In the recent Asian Reader’s Digest Trust Survey, administration bet Gilbert Teodoro ranked 65th out of 80 Filipino personalities. That was no longer surprising considering that even HER own uncle and aunt distrust him.

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2 03 2010
professionalheckler

thanks! 🙂

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3 03 2010
derdo

hello, PH. Actually, “his uncle and aunt distrust him” is correct. Even if you put it as “his aunt and uncle distrust him”, you would still be correct. Promise. (I was an English teacher before.)

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3 03 2010
professionalheckler

the other reader pointed out that i inadvertently used “HER” aunt and uncle in the original post. it has been corrected since.

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3 03 2010
derdo

okay thanks.

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3 03 2010
phreddox

Hair splitters :p

Ok lang yan PH. You may not be gramatically perfect all the time but you’re always perfectly humorous. Keep it up, make our day!

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2 03 2010
andrei

question. who are we to believe when it comes to trust ratings? yung 5th si noynoy at 60th si villar? or yung sa sws na tabla at or mas mataas pa si villar kay noynoy?

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3 03 2010
marsheemarsh

wala, wala tayong paniniwalaan. hahahaha.

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3 03 2010
phreddox

I dont think SWS did a survey on trust ratings. They did a survey on voters preferences. They are mutually exclusive.

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3 03 2010
senior60

mister heckler. pansin ko lagi ka ng/kanang nag tatypo error,

mukhang pagod ka na sa kaka compose/sulat/publish whatever,

why don’t you give yourself a break, we will understand…

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3 03 2010
professionalheckler

u were right. lalo na sa last post ko. i just finished some scripts when i began writing a new blog post. 1PM na ko nag-breakfast! 🙂

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3 03 2010
senior60

yung sa readers digest na trust ratings was conducted

last year pa, parang right after the death of cory while

ang recent one ay yung si villar ang nangunguna…

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3 03 2010
senior60

photos of the weak
ano daw yun, a picture paints a thousand words,
pwede na si noynoy sa ‘ang ladlad’ ni remoto…

noynoy flipflops
iyan ngayon ang problema if you don’t have a mind
of your own, talagang malilito si noynoy, weak
mentally and physically…

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3 03 2010
q

villar’s caption choices were funny…love it!

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3 03 2010
derdo

Sorry if the question sounds so utterly clueless, but what’s the picture of Loren, Villar and the mascot in gala uniform about? Did that actually come out or was that photo shopped or something?? Please explain.

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3 03 2010
professionalheckler

the “mascot” represented col. ariel querubin, the NP senatorial bet who is currently detained on rebellion charges. kasama nila yung mascot ni querubin sa campaign sorties nila

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3 03 2010
derdo

thanks for the enlightenment. Wow, does Col. Querubin have that huge a following to merit a stand-in? Anyway, thanks again!

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3 03 2010
paul evangelista

Did you expect anything different from the wife of Meralco’s lawyer Christian Monsod? Would she bite the hands that feed her?

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3 03 2010
professionalheckler

she has denied writing the article

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3 03 2010
cdotraffic

Looks like the professor denied writing this:

“To whom it may concern: I am not the author of an e-mail going around titled “Why I will vote for Noynoy—Winnie Monsod.” To the real author/s: Hiding behind others is cowardly. Stand up and be counted. To everybody else: Any statement attributed to me can be very simply checked by referring to this column, or my column in BusinessWorld [Calling A Spade], or a blog under my name in GMA News.TV.”

http://opinion.inquirer.net/inquireropinion/columns/view/20100227-255577/Somersaulting-Court

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3 03 2010
professionalheckler

yup she denied writing that piece.

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3 03 2010
danton remoto

Sana nga Miss Jamby Madrigal will support Ang Ladlad because we really need funds, goods, products and services for our campaign. We promise, hindi namin siya ilalaglag pag tinulungan niya ang Ladlad. Yes na Yes.

Hindi Les.

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