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APOLOGIES

20 02 2010

Tiger Woods’ Apology
Golfer Tiger Woods, who has been pilloried by the press for his extra-marital affairs has made a public apology. The opening line of his 14-minute statement was: “Four whores and seven years ago…”

Did you catch CNN’s live coverage of Tiger Woods’ public apology Friday night? Reading from a prepared statement, the golfer repeatedly apologized. He said sorry to his wife. He said sorry to his kids. He said sorry to his fans. He said sorry to his mother. He said sorry to his sponsors. He said sorry to everyone. In fact, he also said sorry for talking to an unnamed Comelec official and called it a lapse in judgment.

Three months after a car crash outside his Florida home, golfer Tiger Woods has made a public apology… after which, his staff gathered around him, and with Dinky Soliman leading, they sang, “If We Hold On (Together).”

Golf superstar Tiger Woods makes a televised public apology for his “irresponsible and selfish behavior.” Woods decided to finally break his silence on the issue of cheating on the advise of the civil society.

Tiger Woods finally breaks his silence and makes a televised public apology. But despite his “I am sorry” speech, Woods was abandoned by the Hyatt 10.

Light Bites
Q: What’s the difference between Tiger Woods’ “I am sorry” statement and President Arroyo’s “I am sorry” speech?
A: Woods admitted to cheating

In Other News
The El Niño Phenomenon

PAGASA says Luzon dams are nearing critical levels due to El Niño. To give you an idea how alarming the situation has become, even Sen. Manny Villar was compelled to revise his “dagat ng basura” ad. It now goes…
“Natutuyot na nga ang dagat ng basura
Maligo ka na lang sa tubig ng labada
‘Yan ang hamon namin
Kaya ko ‘yan, kayanin mo rin!”

Fishkill
The Bureau of Fisheries and Aquatic Resources is looking into reports of fishkill due to the El Niño phenomenon. The reported fishkill has alarmed congressmen and senators except for Jamby Madrigal who’s “a vegetarian.”

Pampanga Polls
I am not sure where the news originated but some quarters are claiming that actor Mark Lapid actually won the 2007 gubernatorial race in Pampanga. You now have three people claiming victory: Among Ed Panlilio, Lilia Pineda, and Mark Lapid – the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Belated!
Earlier this month, Sen. Noynoy Aquino turned 50 years old. Fifteen more years, and Loren Legarda will find him “interesting.”

Q&A No. 1: Ito ang kanilang sagot.


Ano kaya ang posibleng tanong:
A: Dapat bang patalsikin sa Senado si Sen. Manny Villar?
B: Dapat pa bang paniwalaan ng mga tao si dating pangulong Joseph Estrada?
C: Naniniwala ba kayong vegetarian si Sen. Jamby Madrigal?
D: Totoo kayang bading si Piolo Pascual?

Q&A No. 2: Ito ang kanilang sagot.


Ano kaya ang posibleng tanong:
A: Tama ba ang public perception na pro-Noynoy Aquino ang mga Lopezes at ang ABS-CBN?
B: Naniniwala ba kayong friends na nga sina Kris Aquino at Shalani Soledad?
C: Kung mananalo kayo bilang pangulo, will you prosecute GMA?
D: Dapat bang paniwalaan ang tsismis na regular ang pagpapa-botox injection ni Senator Villar?
E: Mag-on na kaya sina Kim at Gerald?

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“True remorse is never just a regret over consequence; it is a regret over motive.“
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

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21 responses

20 02 2010
chumliit

haha..cnu kya ang totoong governor nmen dito sa pampanga??pwdng ung class president nlng nmen na mas responsible pa sa iba dyan? 🙂

yay.nkakawala talaga ito ng pgod.

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20 02 2010
remle

una ako????? ha..ha….

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20 02 2010
remle

well endowed daw kc c tiger… at malaki daw kc ang kanyang balls..sinlaki ng golf ball… kaya kahit mga whores ay nagkakadarapa sa knya… okey since year of the tiger ngaun… forgiven ka na… c GMA hindi pa.. tagal pa kc yir of the monkey

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20 02 2010
Broking

PH, I could die laughing over your Light Bites today! Only Tiger Woods admitted to cheating! Kapal talaga nung isa!

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20 02 2010
Phaura Reinz

hi professional heckler…

been reading your posts recently…. and im just shocked you were covering tiger’s ‘apologies’…

but, i think tiger just showed up to further the business interests of his endorsements, well, they may have sucked in the liabilities of not having tiger as their primary endorser…. and now they had pressured him to return into existence so that their companies can be alive and running once again…

and im still loving your comments about the elections….

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20 02 2010
mommy

At least Tiger was man enough to ask for apology from his wife, fans,friends and family. Unlike Pacman, after having denied his obvious affair with Krista, is now threatening to SUE people who’ll be writing about his affair. He wants proof.

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20 02 2010
BAROK

Light Bites
Q: What’s the difference between Tiger Woods’ “I am sorry” statement and President Arroyo’s “I am sorry” speech?
A: Woods admitted to cheating

SAPUL MO PH!

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20 02 2010
melo

Sana me mag-apologize din about C-5 insertions,di ba Just Jamby..
Si Krista kaya,mag- I am So Sorry rin ke Jinkee?????

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20 02 2010
Goop

Hahahaha! I love this site!!!! 😀

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21 02 2010
mbw

Hahaha! Love the Light Bites and the Q&A with Jamby’s answer of “why not”!!! after reading the news, I go for your blog. The beauty with this ritual is that one has to be politically aware to appreciate the one-liners. good teacher-ing!

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21 02 2010
ebumali

“Miracles” in Pampanga!

1st miracle – A parish priest without money, political machinery and watchers during the counting WON the election!

2nd miracle – Thousand of ballots marked “Nanay Baby” sudenly appeared and had to be counted!

3rd miracle – Former Governor Mark Lapid became the winner of the 2007 Governatorial election in Pampanga!

Pampanga is blessed by MIRACLES! Wait for the next and 4th miracle…they will have Congresswoman destined to become the next SPEAKER of the House of Representatives! Di ba milagro din yan!

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22 02 2010
Anonymous

nwalan ako ng peace of mind sa miracles na ito..haha

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21 02 2010
thepiaya

Light Bites
Q: What’s the difference between Tiger Woods’ “I am sorry” statement and President Arroyo’s “I am sorry” speech?
A: Woods admitted to cheating

OUCH!

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21 02 2010
derdo

When I heard Tiger Woods say “I am sorry” I immediately remembered GMA’s saying those very three words. Same intonation!

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21 02 2010
andrei

yung information na Mark lapid is the actual winner sa pampanga, I read sa Phil Star. headline ata ko sya nabasa

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21 02 2010
randulf

hahaha the good the bad and the ugly…
kung c tiger may kabit c gloria may…..sabit hehe

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21 02 2010
melo

Susmaryosep…sana wala ng Miracles in Pampanga…Tamaan na lang sila ng kidlat!!

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21 02 2010
senior60

para lang maiba, saan ka pa, dito lang,

answer muna bago question….

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22 02 2010
maja

ang balita PH, Villar is GMA’s bet, she is secretly supporting villar and secretly not supporting GIBO. Binigay nya kay GIBO ang kiss of death. Kawawang GIBO, people practically hate him kasi he is under the administration! this justb prove kung gaano talga kagaling manloko ni GMA

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22 02 2010
TOMADOR

eto message ni Mark Lapid sa Comelec…kaya naplitan silang mag sabi na si Lapid ang nanalo…

😀

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23 02 2010
Can we expect forgiveness without admitting our mistake? « Bread and Water

[…] The Professional Heckler made a contrasting point between Tiger Wood’s recent confession on cheating on his wife and Gloria Arroyo’s confession on cheating in the elections that piqued my interest. He cited the difference that in Tiger Woods’ confession he admitted it, but in Gloria Arroyo’s case, she didn’t admit it. She moved around the issue but she never got to directly state that she did cheat. My own light note: Both persons were caught cheating with evidence of a tape recording. […]

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