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VALENTINE TWEETS

14 02 2010

The Professional Heckler gathered some Valentine tweets posted by political figures and some famous celebrities on Twitter. Enjoy!

MrPalengke ang hirap pala kapag lagpas singkwenta na. nakaka-trentang padyak na ‘ko, wala pa rin. sorry hon.
45 minutes ago from API

RatedK @MrPalengke: i understand hon. try ulit natin later.
less than 35 seconds ago from web

Noynoy @MrPalengke ang daya mo naman. usapan natin, mangangampanya today ‘di ba? ba’t di ka pa umaalis ng bahay?
43 minutes ago from Tumblr

MrPalengke uyyy, may naiinggit! mag-asawa na kasi ang isang tao d’yan!
42 minutes ago from Tumblr

Noynoy @Shalani punta ka na rito. safe na. umalis na si kris.
30 minutes ago from TweetDeck

Shalani @Noynoy ‘di ba sabi ko dito na lang sa house namin? you know naman how difficult it is when she’s around
39 minutes ago from twitterfeed

MannyVillar scheduled to meet with pidol and sarah g. today for the full payment of their endorsement fees
42 minutes ago from UberTwitter

BoyAbunda wants to know what went wrong with the noynoy ads that kris and i did. @krissy remind ko lang our meeting with campaigns & grey’s yolly ong
about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

Krissy @Boy pls, ikaw na lang ang makipag-meet kay tita yolly ong. it’s my birthday today, i don’t wanna ruin it.
about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter

Krissy @Boy pls, ikaw na lang ang makipag-meeting kay tita yolly ong. it’s my birthday today, i don’t wanna ruin it. BoyAbunda wants to know what went wrong with the noynoy ads that kris and i did. – SABI NA NGA BA EH! SOMEBODY ELSE’S CAMPAIGN IS IN DISARRAY. WOHOO!!!
Retweeted by gilbertremulla, adeltamano, alanpetercayetano, and 10 others

YollyOng_Campaigns&Grey i just read The Professional Heckler’s latest post. just want you to know that i didn’t post that tweet. he is not following me on twitter.

JustJamby had another fight with eric after i caught him eating “itlog na maalat” again in our bedroom! ang kapaaaaaaal! sa mismong kwarto pa namin!
about 2 hours ago from web

EricJeanClaudeDValade @JustJamby Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)? You said no. C’est vraiment de ta faute! (It is so your fault!)
about 90 minutes ago from Echofon

GilbertRemulla @EricJeanClaudeDValade hahahahahahhahhahahaa! You’re so funny Frenchman!
about 80 minutes ago from UberTwitter

JustJamby @Gilbert Remulla ‘wag kang makialam dito bakla! kapal ng mukha mo! land grabber! corruption king ng cavite! vas te faire encule!
about 10 minutes ago from HootSuite

GiboTeodoro woke up on valentine’s day with nothing but my necktie. my wife is so pilya. i just love her. wanna know what she’s wearing? nahhh.
about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

JustJamby @GiboTeodoro wala lang. will just wait for your next tweet.
about 1 hour ago from twitterfeed

EdongAngara happy valentine’s day to my wife, gloria. i love u mumu.
about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter

GloriaAngara @EdongAngara awww. i love u pupu.
about 30 seconds ago from Tweetdeck

Loren4VPLegarda whateverrrr!
about 20 seconds ago from Tweetdeck

BrotherEddie magkakaroon lamang ng tunay pag-ibig sa sanlibutan kung ipagbubunyi natin ang Diyos at mamahalin natin ang ating bayan. kitakits mamaya sa free concert ni gary valenciano. Amen!

JojoBinay happy hearts day to my loyal friends in the liberal party. can’t blame you guys for supporting me. sa ngalan ni tita cory, walang iwanan!
about 1 hour ago from API

Noynoy @JojoBinay manong naman, ‘wag n’yo nang gatungan. magulo na kami eh.
about 30 seconds ago from TweetDeck

ErapParasaMahirap buwisit! valentine’s day na naman. problema ko na naman kung sinong uunahin. nakakasawa rin pala.
2 minutes ago from API

LiliaPineda dis is my happiest valentine’s day ever. thank u comelec.
about 2 hours ago from Tumblr

LiliaPineda @BongPineda valentine’s day naman, pagbigyan mo na ang request ng mga kababayan natin na magkaroon ng special valentine’s day draw. mmmmwah!
about 80 minutes ago from Tumblr

AmongEdPanlilio @LiliaPineda Eeew. patawarin ka sana ng Diyos.
30 minutes ago from web

BulacanGovernorJonjonMendoza andito pa rin kami sa kapitolyo. baka may gustong magdala ng pagkain dito.
25 minutes ago from web

ObetPagdanganan @BulacanGovernorJonjonMendoza ‘Wag mo nang pahirapan ang sarili mo. Valentine’s Day gift mo na lang sa akin ang natitirang three months. Bumaba ka na diyan!
23 minutes ago from UberTwitter

BulacanGovernorJonjonMendoza @ObetPagdanganan ULOL!
18 minutes ago from web

KBLVetellanoAcosta twinter ba ito o facebook. sensya na, bago lang. araw ng mga puso ngayon kaya spreading love everyone!
3 minutes ago from Seesmic

IlocosTimes The Ilocos Times intercepted some Valentine tweets posted by political figures and some famous celebrities on Twitter. Read them in our online edition. Enjoy!
5 minutes ago from UberTwitter

PingLacson ‘musta na kayong lahat d’yan? see you in june!
7 minutes ago from web

GMA maligayang araw ng mga puso sa inyong lahat. dis will be my last valentine’s day with you as president. pero ‘wag kayong mag-alala. hindi ako makakalimot kahit house speaker na ako… noh?
10 minutes ago from web

Senator_LitoLapid QWERTY ASDFGHJKL ZXCVBNM TINAMAAN NG LINTIK! SIRA NA NAMAN YATA ANG KEYPAD NG COMPUTER KO. BAKIT CAPITAL LAHAT NG LETRA? PUNYETA NAMAN OO!
About an hour ago from web

Twitter_Administrator @Senator_LitoLapid Your Twitter account has been temporarily suspended for reported abuse.
30 minutes ago from UberTwitter

Senator_LitoLapid @Twitter_Administrator EH NAWALAN NGA NG SMALL VERSION ANG CAPITAL LETTERS EH! PAK OP!
20 minutes ago from web

DickGordon @ProfessionalHeckler O, bakit ‘di napasama ang tweets namin ni Bayani? Kulelat na nga kami sa survey, pati ba naman sa blog mo, kulelat pa rin? That’s unfair!
3 minutes ago from twitterfeed

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

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31 responses

14 02 2010
art

ahahahahahaha! ROTFL
happy valentines day prof heck! 😀

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14 02 2010
jannah

lol you made my “valentine’s” day.
great post as usual.

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14 02 2010
chumliit

LiliaPineda dis is my happiest valentine’s day ever. thank u comelec.

hehe..mlapit lang ang bahay namen sa pampanga capitol.anu kaya meron dun ngaun? 🙂

happy valentines day 🙂

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14 02 2010
bal

LOL …what a Valentine’s Day post… bato bato sa sky; whoever is hit, pls ‘wag magalit! Bala ba si Eric ni jamboy?

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14 02 2010
marsheemarsh

hahaha! ms. yolly ong! joke lang to ah! hahaha

GiboTeodoro woke up on valentine’s day with nothing but my necktie. my wife is so pilya. i just love her. wanna know what she’s wearing? nahhh.

– tsktsk kaswerte nga naman. haha.

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14 02 2010
zara

happy valentine’s day PH! may date ka? hahaha..

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14 02 2010
garju101

LMHO!!!Thanks Mr.Heckler! A very hilarious valentines post indeed! Keep it going!! Your posts are popular on GIBO’s wall on Facebook I thought saw a couple of referrences to your blog on the thread. All your punchlines are taken in jest of course.

With your permission this my Valentines gift to GIBO Supporters who follow this blog:

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14 02 2010
chiwee

mumu and pupu…..

LOLS!!!!!

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14 02 2010
Jo

naiyak ako sa katatatawa kay Sen Lapid

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14 02 2010
jasper

pidol @mrpalengke – red bull n balut + xtra strenth cialis lang katapat nyan.

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14 02 2010
jongskie721

hahahaha natawa talaga ako 😀 galing galing naman.. nakakatuwa din pala kung lapi lang ang kasama mo kung valentines 🙂

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14 02 2010
The Bystander

JustJamby had another fight with eric after i caught him eating “itlog na maalat” again in our bedroom! ang kapaaaaaaal! sa mismong kwarto pa namin!
about 2 hours ago from web

EricJeanClaudeDValade @JustJamby Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)? You said no. C’est vraiment de ta faute! (It is so your fault!)
about 90 minutes ago from Echofon

😆 Are you implying that Eric Valade is gay? :ohno:

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14 02 2010
Mann

Ang galing!! Hapi V day!

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14 02 2010
thepiaya

you made my valentine’s day!akala ko zero na ko! thanks for the smile!

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14 02 2010
roannb

nice one 😀

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14 02 2010
melo

Nakakalokang Vday PH…grabe ang saya-saya…this is one of your best talaga…
just asking: bakla ba si Gilbert Remulla?
just jamby: kung hei fat choy!!!

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14 02 2010
Olive

Ang lupet at ang kulet!!!! Nautot ako sa kakatwa in fernez!

Btw, did u see the Inquirer headline today? They called Noynoy’s gf his “SQUEEZE”….hmmmm…wala bang tweet si krissy re this????

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14 02 2010
senior60

good job garju 101, palagay ko pag nanalo si gilbert

may gold medal kang matatanggap for your vigorous

support, gusto ko ang ” a cut above the average “, very

well said…..

kung hei fat choi…

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14 02 2010
The Lady Green Hopper

dahil jan..hindi na ko bitter this valentines..haha

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14 02 2010
banjo

sennenepimentel
@mrpalengke i appologize for assuming you are capable of insertion, hahahahaha

villar4pres
@mrpalengke i can still do dobol inserts.

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15 02 2010
siyetehan

i enjoyed every tweet.

nice one about gloria and edong angara.

pupu!

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15 02 2010
Fran

I enjoyed every tweet yeah. But what really striked me the most?…you rock Lito Lapid!PAK OP hahaha

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15 02 2010
Champ

That’s unfair kina Dick at Bayani…pati sa dalawang TV stations, 5 seconds lang ang airing niya mataas pa si V. Acosta 7 seconds. Sa isa naman, nasa title ang pangalan ni Dick ni isang segundo wala ang mukha o report sa kaniya. Anyway…that’s funny. Thank U.

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15 02 2010
jashe

winner si Senator_LL pak op 😀 😀

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15 02 2010
chateau

this is my funniest valentine, lol!

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15 02 2010
kalokah

let’s take a break and get serious for a while.
HAS ANYONE READ ABOUT A CERTAIN ‘ALLEN’ MISSING FOR DAYS ALREADY?

read story here:
http://helpfindallen.blogspot.com/

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15 02 2010
johnken

fanalo!

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16 02 2010
uberVU - social comments

Social comments and analytics for this post…

This post was mentioned on Twitter by estordy: Some Valentine tweets from our Presidential and other candidates. From my favorite Heckler! Happy Valentines Day!! http://j.mp/9fDLNs

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16 02 2010
paranoidpluto

brilliant!

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20 02 2010
Random Obscure Ideas

COMELEC @ProfessionalHeckler when ba ang Election?
10 minutes ago from twitterfeed

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23 02 2010
cienne

hahaha.. super funny!
hayyyy, please vote wisely, guys..
our country’s welfare is at stake..

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