PAGASA says summer is almost here. It’s getting hotter and hotter outside. No wonder, Sen. Panfilo Lacson refuses to come out.
Sen. Panfilo Lacson’s staunch ally, Archbishop-emeritus Oscar Cruz says the senator’s decision to flee is “justifiable” saying “Sa tingin ko, hindi niya magagawa ang ibinibintang sa kanya.” Cruz’ statement has fueled speculations that he’s quitting the priesthood to become a lawyer.
There have been conflicting reports as to the whereabouts of fugitive senator Panfilo Lacson. Some say he’s in Australia. Others insist he’s still in Hong Kong. And then, some believe he’s at the basement of Marlene Aguilar’s house.
Authorities tried to serve the warrant of arrest Saturday by visiting Lacson’s residence in Ayala, Alabang. Then, they went to the house of Lacson’s son, Panfilo ‘Pampi’ Lacson III and his wife, actress Jodi Sta. Maria in BF Homes, Parañaque City. They also visited his parents’ home but Lacson was never found. Apparently, they haven’t searched the house of Archbishop Cruz yet.
Sen. Gringo Honasan, who himself was a fugitive from the law on several occasions in the past said Senator Lacson should “master the art of disguise.” Honasan advised him to “maximize costumes” – prompting Lacson to read articles on Lady Gaga.
Reports say Senator Lacson will surface only after the May 10 polls when a new president is elected. Unless of course, it’s Manny Villar.
Top 8 Movie Remakes Starring Sen. Panfilo Lacson
No. 8: Ping Shui
No. 7: Duwag the Dog
No: 6: Look Who’s Hiding
No. 5: Chickened, Ran
No. 4: Coward’s End
No. 2: Harry Dacer and the Prisoner of Alabang
And the No.1 movie remake starring Sen. Panfilo Lacson…
In Other News…
The Commission on Elections held mock polls Saturday. Topping the race for president was Dr. Jose Rizal… prompting the PR group of Sen. Noynoy Aquino to make changes in their campaign strategy.
In the mock polls held Saturday, Dr. Jose Rizal emerged as the top pick for president besting closest rival Emilio Aguinaldo. However, Aguinaldo refused to concede and vowed to immediately file an election protest.
In the mock polls held Saturday, Dr. Jose Rizal emerged as the top pick for president. The Liberal Party accused Rizal of being the “secret candidate” of the Spanish Governor-General.
Marcelo H. Del Pilar won the vice presidential race in the mock polls held Saturday. The next day, Korina Sanchez was on radio blaming Conrado De Quiros and Kiko Pangilinan for her husband’s loss.
Noynoy Aquino’s Camp Reacts
The Professional Heckler received an email from the head of Sen. Noynoy Aquino’s advertising campaign, Ms Yolly Ong of ad agency Campaigns and Grey as regards the recent post titled “EVEN NOW.” It was sent through Philippine Star columnist William ‘Billy’ Esposo, an online friend of The Professional Heckler. Click here for details.
According to the latest survey, Noynoy and Villar are statistically “tied” now – because…
Villar has more ads than Noynoy 31%
Villar’s ads are more effective than Noynoy’s 42%
I don’t care! 27%
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