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7 02 2010


February 8th
On this date in…

1834: Russian chemist Dmitri Mendeleev is born. On his birth certificate, the midwife strangely entered the following information:
Group/Family: Mendeleev
Period: 1834
Atomic Weight: 9lbs.
Properties: White, mainly solid but emits liquid matter

1928: Scottish inventor John Logie Baird demonstrates color TV. Shortly after the demo, the Chinese started to mass reproduce fake color TV.

1942: Japanese invaders land on Singapore… and are surprised to discover that the number of Japanese soldiers is larger than the entire Singaporean population

1960: Benigno Simeon “Noynoy” Aquino is born. Baby Noy did not cry after birth, something that bothered the hospital staff. When the doctor tried to slap his behind to make him cry (a method widely-believed to help clear the newborn’s lungs), a protective Mommy Cory intervened and said, “Please be patient. Give him some time to think and decide when to cry.”

1978: Deliberations at the US Senate are broadcast on radio for the first time… but listeners begin to tune out when a biased Ted Failon started to annotate the proceedings.

2007: Tabloid sensation Anna Nicole Smith dies at age 39 but her boobs continue to live for the next seven days until her autopsy.

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33 responses

7 02 2010
cascading spirit

Wow. For the first time. Love your posts. Been following for almost a month now.

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7 02 2010
cascading spirit

White, mainly solid but emits liquid matter.

LOL. Ayos. Ang galing mo talaga.

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8 02 2010
phreddox

Colgate?

HAHAHAHA!

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8 02 2010
rian

“a protective Mommy Cory intervened and said, “Please be patient. Give him some time to think and decide when to cry.”

hilarious talaga!! aahahzhahahah

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8 02 2010
topdog

Benigno Simeon “Noynoy” Aquino is born. Baby Noy did not cry after birth, … protective Mommy Cory intervened and said, “Please be patient. Give him some time to think and decide when to cry.” LOL ! Baka itanong ni Yolly Ong kung tinanong mo nga kay Maam Cory ito!

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8 02 2010
topdog

anyway Mr. PH nasa entertainment business ka naman, pakiconfirm nga kung tutuong hindi marunong mag-drive si Noynoy ng sarili nyang car? Or please Ms. Yolly Ong, paki-issue nga ng statement about this?

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8 02 2010
topdog

question to Aquino AT iNQUIRER DEBATE: how would you ensure the separation of the church and the state?

Answer of Noynoy: I belong to a church which is very critical. I would respect the opinions of the various sectors and decide based on my consultation with the Pink Sisters. LOL (Ms. Yolly Ong, don’t ask if I hear it right, ok?)

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8 02 2010
topdog

To Madrigal: Can you say something good for Villar?
Madrigal : He dyed his hair well
To Villar : Can you say someting good for Madrigal?
Villar : He dyed his identity very well too!

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9 02 2010
majorproblem

To Villar : Can you say something good for Madrigal?
Villar : SHe shaves her moustache very well too!

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8 02 2010
stillsexy

Tabloid sensation Anna Nicole Smith dies at age 39 but her boobs continue to live for the next seven days until her autopsy.

Hahahaha! Mag-iwan pala ako ng instruction na icremate na agad ako. Baka mapaglaruan pa…

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8 02 2010
Bea

Science can be quite interesting as well.. =)

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8 02 2010
majorproblem

I love this especially about Noy ! Baka nagconsult pa si Baby Noy sa sisters nya kung mag-cry o hindi!

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8 02 2010
TOMADOR

Hey nice entry PH! Keep it up, natawa ako dun sa entry about Noynoy bwahahaha

By the way, have you seen Winnie Monsod’s explanation regarding MONEY Villar’s C5 Road Extension Project?

If not, here’s the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUQDt-sXdlk

Galing talaga ni Mr. Sipag at Taga bwahahahaha

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8 02 2010
chumliit

Benigno Simeon “Noynoy” Aquino is born. Baby Noy did not cry after birth, something that bothered the hospital staff. When the doctor tried to slap his behind to make him cry (a method widely-believed to help clear the newborn’s lungs), a protective Mommy Cory intervened and said, “Please be patient. Give him some time to think and decide when to cry.”

(siguro pinagretreat muna sya bago nakapagdecide na umiyak.. 🙂 buti nlng matanda pa sya kay kris..kasi kung nandun na si kris,she would have used her voice to make baby noynoy cry)

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8 02 2010
eriktenedero

super funny yung kay Noynoy promise..
hey forgot to say last time i’ve put a link to your blog
on my “small time one”..
huling-huli na pala ko..
you’re so popular na pala here in ABS when i mentioned you..
more heckling!!!hehe

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9 02 2010
professionalheckler

i love ANC. i always tell my friends nga, mas mabuti pa nga ‘yung mga taga-ABS, mas na-a-appreciate nila yung ginagawa ko. mas may taste talaga sila. ooops, i don’t want to lose my job. peace! 🙂

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8 02 2010
VieL

Obviously, this blog is bias and very much against Noynoy but trying hard to hide it through jokes. None of these will ever change how I see Noynoy. With all the money Villar spent to win, watch what will happen to the Philippines once he becomes the president. It’s the voters that will make or break our future which is no longer a laughing matter.

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9 02 2010
professionalheckler

i’ve heard a similar comment at the height of the C5 road extension controversy and even until now: this blog is anti-Villar. And a Nacionalista senatorial candidate whom i bumped into yesterday said in jest: magsulat ka naman ng positibo about us. ang pagkakaiba lang: nobody has reacted this way except for some NINOY fanatics. “this blog is very biased against NOYNOY but trying hard to hide it through jokes?” hahaha now that’s the punchline.

nope, i need not try HARD. with what’s happening at NOYNOY’s camp these days, making jokes is the easiest thing to do.

the national campaign has just kicked off. and i am just starting.

from the bottom of my heart, thanks for dropping by this blog. i appreciate it. no, that’s not a joke.

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9 02 2010
Brixter

You are entitled to your opinion. But PH is not biased. It’s just for laughs. Lighten up 😀

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9 02 2010
majorproblem

Noynoy has no credentials. Sumulpot lang sya pagkamatay ni Cory. He can’t handle Kris, nation pa?

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9 02 2010
majorproblem

Noynoy has no credentials. Sumulpot lang siyang bigla pagkamatay ni Cory. He can’t handle Kris, nation pa?

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8 02 2010
jay pe

Just observed, Ms. Yolly Ong is taking the spot light here.. Baka sa susunod na survey, mas mataas na sya kay kuya Noy… I think she deserves some heckling from PH..

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8 02 2010
senior60

in fairness, most chinese fake products are good and effective,
and are at its lowest prices, wonder as to what degree have these
affected the genuine ones if at all….

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9 02 2010
majorproblem

ano pong kinalaman ng chinese products dito po sa blog ni Heckler?

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9 02 2010
joyce agojo

at birthday ko din po ngaun..hehe

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9 02 2010
professionalheckler

happy birthday!

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10 02 2010
The Lady in Green Ruffles

wow! thanks!

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9 02 2010
Jing Key

hey Mr. PH, you’re a basketball guy, why no posts on the walkout of Chot Reyes and Talk and Text team? Or pure Lakers fan ka lang talaga….

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9 02 2010
professionalheckler

i do not watch the PBA. ask me something [except perhaps for the shoe sizes of say, ben udrih or andrea bargnani :)] about the NBA, i could probably find an answer. but the PBA? sorry po. i don’t watch the PBA. sa sobrang adik ko sa NBA, parang nanonood na lang ako ng liga sa barangay kapag naliligaw ang remote control ko sa solar tv/pba. but i knew about that walk out. the last time i heard na may walk out sa pba, naglalaro pa si jawo. nagpa-cute lang ang mga boys ni manny pangilinan. kung talagang may ibubuga sila, kahit ilang flagrant pa ang icommit ng kalaban, papasok sila sa semis. so anong nangyari sa walkout? nanalo ba sila? hindi naman di ba? again, nagpa-kyut lang sila.

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9 02 2010
senior60

majorproblem alam mo ha, sa palagay ko may major problem ka nga hahaha

anyway, to satisfy your curiosity and to erase your major problem, please read
again re: 1928 wherein mister heckler chided the chinese, kaya nagbigay na rin ako ng kurokuro tungkol dito, ok na ba?

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13 02 2010
BAROK

LOLS…majordisaster!

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14 02 2010
andrei

in fairness, tama si Senior60. hindi kasi nagbabasa muna bago magreact eh

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10 02 2010
Johnson Oliva

i like this blog,it makes me think n mataas talaga ang sense of humor natin mga pinoy…..

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