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20 01 2010


Fugitive Arrested
Last Monday, NBI agents finally arrested murder suspect Jason Aguilar Ivler while hiding in his mother’s home at Blue Ridge A Subdivision in Quezon City. Before engaging authorities in a shootout, Ivler desperately tried to elude arrest by claiming that he was actually an OFW currently on vacation from Qatar.

Jason’s mother, Marlene Aguilar-Pollard was also arrested Monday but is currently out on bail. Marlene was charged with obstruction of justice, giving false statements to authorities, and indecent exposure during the raid.

Something insane happened while Jason Aguilar Ivler was being rushed to the Quirino Memorial Medical Center Monday. When the ambulance carrying him got stuck in a traffic jam, he grabbed the gun of an NBI agent and tried to shoot the driver of the car in front of them.

NBI agents were shocked when TV host Kris Aquino suddenly appeared outside the residence of Marlene Aguilar Monday morning. Kris shouted invectives at Jason Ivler’s mother and said, “Anong klaseng nanay ka? Anong klase ang palaki mo sa anak mo?”

This just in! NBI agents reportedly arrested the wrong Marlene Aguilar! Rumors say the woman who was nabbed Monday was actress Caridad Sanchez!

Folk singer Freddie Aguilar, brother of Marlene Aguilar-Pollard refused to issue a statement on the Jason Aguilar Ivler controversy… something that was understandable since Ka Freddie’s got problems of his own with daughter Megan.

Marlene Aguilar is reportedly mad at some media outlets for dragging her brother’s name into the controversy. A teary-eyed Marlene said on TV, “You can’t blame me for defending my brother. No, ian, you can’t stop me from talking about my brother kasi ito ang sinasabi sa news. Nananahimik kami ‘tapos dinadamay n’yo siya. Hindi kinunsinti ng brother ko ang aking anak. Teka, would you like to pause for a commercial break before I go further? No? Sige, itutuloy ko na. Wait, my Ate told me to count from 1 to 10 before I open my mouth. So, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and 10, okay. Again, ako ang biktima. Nilapastangan ang pagkatao ko nang kunan ako ng TV crew habang naka-kamison lang during the raid. And my brother? Freddie is of good moral character. He even tried to salvage my first marriage. At nang mangyari ang gulong ‘to, ang sabi ni Kuya Freddie, ang dapat mong isipin si Baby Jason. Ipintas n’yo nang lahat ang gusto n’yong ipintas sa akin pero hindi ako magnanakaw, hindi ako mamamatay-tao, at hindi ako masyadong sinungaling. Eto na lang ang masasabi ko. Dinamay n’yo ang kapatid ko. You cannot blame me for defending him. And you cannot blame me for defending my son!”

Light Bites
May nag-text!
“jason, mabuti naman at naaresto ka na. alam mo, cute ka sana kaya lang mang-aagaw ka ng atensyon! moment ko na this week pero umeksena ka naman. hmpf! H8 u na!” – kris aquino

Villar & the C5 Road
The senate committee of the whole recommended the censure of Sen. Manuel Villar Jr. after he was found guilty of unethical conduct when he sought the realignment of the C-5 road extension project that benefited his properties in the area. Twelve senators were seen signing the report; 11 others were seen laughing all the way to the bank.

Sen. Manuel Villar’s corporations allegedly gained 6.2 billion pesos from the realignment of the C-5 road extension project. To give you an idea how huge that amount was, Sen. Chiz Escudero would have run for president “thrice” under the NPC with that amount.

Sen. Manuel Villar Jr’s corporations allegedly gained 6.2 billion pesos from the realignment of the C-5 road extension project. To give you an idea how huge that amount was, Jamby Madrigal would sue her relatives if that were part of her aunt Chito Madrigal’s last will and testament.

Sen. Manuel Villar’s corporations allegedly gained 6.2 billion pesos from the realignment of the C-5 road extension project. To give you an idea how huge that amount was, count his TV and radio ad spots.

This just in! Senators Lito Lapid and Bong Revilla refused to sign the committee report that recommended the censure of Sen. Manny Villar. Lapid and Revilla insisted, “As actors, we are against any form of censureship.”

https://i2.wp.com/photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs218.snc3/22532_1179714579033_1413229851_30449944_6299091_s.jpg The Cerge Is Over
Press Secretary Cerge Remonde died of heart attack Tuesday morning at age 51. There will be a special necrological service in Malacañang to be moderated by Radyo ng Bayan’s Marie Peña Ruiz. Members of the Malacañang Press Corps are encouraged to deliver their eulogy in question form. Each member of the MPC will be allowed two questions each.
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62 responses

20 01 2010
lan-ey

love it!

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20 01 2010
Mikololo

@ pic: Ano ba yan, ang aga nang nagbabahay-bahay ni Villar ah. :))

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20 01 2010
topdog

Marlene Aguilar is just being a loving mother, complete with Dr. Bello’s medications…

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20 01 2010
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20 01 2010
topdog

Cguro ay may paranormal activity din bang nangyari sa C-5 road extension?… sillhouette and ghost roads, tsk tsk…

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20 01 2010
Worried Pinoy

@pic: dapat ang caption dyan ” Si Money Bilyar, ang sisira sa inyong kaligayan!”

Seriously, About that Jason Ivler, kung walang media nung dinampot sya eh malamang patay na yan. Which is I think mas okay pa kung ganun ang nangyari para tapos na ang issue. Nasapawan tuloy si Krissy-bitchy-tinny-weeny-yellow-polka-dots-ni-James-Yuppy. Hehehe…

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20 01 2010
Jay fr SG

Condolence to Mr CERGE…
“Anong klaseng nanay ka? Anong klase ang palaki mo sa anak mo?”
Sagot: Tao, Pinakain

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20 01 2010
jannah

may nagtext…. galing galing mo talaga PH

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20 01 2010
phreddox

So tama pala si Jamby in accusing Villar of “paranormal activity” esp with the C5 road 😀

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20 01 2010
Rob aka Tito Boy

Another Brilliant Post!

Sapat bang dahilan ang pagiging ina, upang umiwas sa kasong Obstruction of Justice? Basahin, Alamin!

http://panyero.wordpress.com/2010/01/19/pd-1829-obstruction-of-justice-jason-ivler/

Sorry Heckler, nag-spam ako hehe…

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20 01 2010
Chatie

are these news supposed to be funny? hahahaha.

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20 01 2010
Chatie

are these news supposed to be funny? hahahaha. love the news about ivler’s mom

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20 01 2010
TOMADOR

mabuti na lang at NBI ang nang raid at umaresto kay Ivler, kung PNP yan malamang patay na yan baka pati si Marlene Aguilar LOL. Good thing meron din Media kasama, laking tulong din.

Regarding MONEY VIllar, yan ba ang gusto nyong maging presidente?? walang BALLS para harapin ang akusasyon sa kanya?? style ni GMA yan eh!! Kaya pala daming commercials ni MONEY Villar LOL!!!! wala pa sa Malacanang nangurakot na ampotah!!!

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20 01 2010
eufems

Walang Showtime special?

Ang problema, andaming nag-doubt kasi tumakbo si Jajajajamby. At kahit naman inosente si Villar, paano masasama yung mga ebidensya niya kung hindi siya sisipot?

Pero pambihira naman ang NBI. Pag nakapatay ng Palace Official, nakaposas hanggang ICU. Pag pumatay ng 57 tao, never nakaposas!

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23 01 2010
hikatalomato

matapang lang kasi yang mga taga nbi pag-iisa lang ang kanilang kalaban at most especially pag walang military or combat background.

ivler is also one-lousy-son-of-a-bitch. he’s using an armalite, yet he only managed to slightly harm 2 nbi agents. yan kasi nakukuha ninyong mga rich boys sa kakalaro ng paintball at airsoft. malayong malayao sa reality. ayan tuloy, naihi ka sa salawal mo, when the real thing came. lulz

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25 01 2010
raul

as what i’ve read.. ivler was once a member of US Army – naasigned pa nga yata sa iraq. this guy is dangerous considering his military training at palaban..

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26 01 2010
hikatalomato

bilib ka naman sa mga u.s. soldiers? ang magagaling lang sa kanila ay ang mga special forces nila. when it comes sa mga ordinary infantrymen, mga uhugin at sipunin lahat. mas magaling pa mga cafgu natin dito.

kaya nga panay training nila sa mga 3rd world countries (especially philippines).

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20 01 2010
bradfeet

freddie aguilar singing:
.. at ang una mong nilapitan
ang iyong inang lumuluha
at ang tanong :
anak.. kasya ka ba dyan?

.. ngayon nga ay nahuli ka na
nais mong maging malaya
di sila payag .. walang magagawa

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20 01 2010
phreddox

aprub parekoy!

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20 01 2010
d' Original Mommy

i love your lyrics bradfeet

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20 01 2010
raul

@bradfeet

love it!

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21 01 2010
juanaganda

nice!

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20 01 2010
Lady Gaga in Pink

infairness, hawig ni Mrs. Marlene Aguilar-Pollard si Miriam Quiambao sa 3rd pic nya..wahaha

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20 01 2010
TOMADOR

@eufems, syempre iba na ang malakas sa Malacanang 😉 LOL

pero in fairness to NBI naman, justified na nakaposas si Ivler hanggang ICU bukod sa SOP yun napaka dangerous ni Ivler. Halata naman dun sa Video ng ABS and GMA, kita mo yung mata talagang papatayin lahat ang pwedeng patayin.

Tsaka parang may sound bite akong narinig sa sinabi ni Ivler habang inaaresto na sya at nakatihaya sa sahig, something to the effect na “patayin nyo na ako”…tama ba??? May death wish talaga si gago

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20 01 2010
kamoteQ

ako lang ata di nakakuha dun sa mahabang rant ni Marlene Aguilar na post? paki-eksplika naman…

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20 01 2010
professionalheckler

read about kris aquino’s live interview on the buzz last sunday re: her brother noy and james yap

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20 01 2010
brenndon

Galing! Hehehe, i love the mash-up of the Kris and marlene aguilar story. still loving you!!! ;-P LOL

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20 01 2010
NENE

first time to comment here… pero lurker na since last year. ask ko lang, ikaw lang ba gumagawa ng mga blog posts mo or may kasama ka din, ka-brainstorm kumbaga. yung pinaparinig mo muna sa kanila yung mga punchlines mo, kung tatawa sila or hindi. tapos kailangan pa updated ang mga sinusulat mo… ang hirap kaya maging witty na may hinahabol na oras 🙂

and gaya ng sabi ng isang nag comment, wala bang entry tungkol sa pag lift ng suspension ng showtime? hehe

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20 01 2010
professionalheckler

ako lang po ito. walang katulong. at mahirap akong patawanin. so kapag hindi ako natatawa sa ginawa ko, malamang hindi matatawa ang magbabasa. may mga araw na ganun.

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20 01 2010
t.tinio

Talagang minsan may pagka “sick” society tayo. Half of the comments I’ve read on Twitter are from girls saying how cute Jason Ivler is.

Since meron palang rap CD si Jason, who knows he may yet turn out to be a teen heartthrob showbiz personality.

O girls sabay-sabay kayo ha: “Jason ang galing-galing mo, pa-kiss naman dyan!”

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21 01 2010
TOMADOR

FYI pinakita kagabi sa 24 oras, pumasok din pala sa showbiz dati si Ivler and starred sa TGIS. So its not surprising na makakita ka ng reaction na ganyan sa mga girls, pero Yeah I have to agree with you…as sickening as it may sound some girls really do admire him because of his looks.

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21 01 2010
chiwee

so true. I completely agree with this.

no diff from women admiring hayden kho in spite of his perversion. 🙂

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25 01 2010
Matteo

as my friend would call it: hardcore bad boy. haha. I can imagine my friend saying: “spank me Jason, spank me!” or better yet, replace the verb “spank” with “shoot.”

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20 01 2010
bradfeet

anagram of : marlene aguilar pollard

PARANORMAL , ILLEGAL RUDE

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20 01 2010
bradfeet

and anagram of : jason aguilar ivler:

UNJOVIAL LIARS RAGE

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20 01 2010
melo

May Nag-text:
Buti na lang pinalaki kong masunurin at pinakain ko ng Pampanga’s Best si Mikee ko,di ba Darling Krissy…..Love,Gloring

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21 01 2010
chiwee

hahahaha. so vice ganda 🙂

teka. ah no. Mekeni nga yata pala yung na-feature na gumagamit ng double dead meat. hindi yung pampanga’s best.

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20 01 2010
melo

May Nag-text:
Buti na lang pinalaki kong masunurin at pinakain ko ng Pampanga’s Best si Mikey ko,di ba Darling Krissy…..Love,Gloring

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20 01 2010
senior60

mister heckler, ang sabi ko doon sa post ko once na didn’t see print
ay ‘mag guess ako, si gilbert bet mo’, ngayon parang gilbert ka nga…

and even in death, you find humor, ‘the cerge is over’

lady gaga in pink, sure ka kilala mo si miriam quiambao?

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20 01 2010
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20 01 2010
jay

another nice post. sana may revival ka din ng kantang “ANAK” ni freddie aguilar…

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20 01 2010
jay

…ngayon nga ay malaki ka na
nakabaril at nakabangga
di sila payag ika’y mawawala

ikaw nga ay biglang nagtago
sa bahay ng nanay mo
at ang payo nila wag kag susuko…

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21 01 2010
watdapak

caridad sanchez…………………………Lol! ahahahahahhahaha

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21 01 2010
J-Son Ay Baler

hindi ba si Poh-kwang yung nanay ni Ivler? talgang pang-foreigner lang ang beauty ni madir……… Naku saktong sakto si Ivler sa Muntinlupa, kelangang kelangan ngayon ng tisoy dun…..makikita ngayon kung gaano talaga ka-siga itong batang ito sa loob ng munti……

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21 01 2010
chiwee

hahahaha. you ha. ginagawa mong obvious na “exotic” looking ang nanay ni Ivler.

pero talaga, yung mga exotic looks nya ang pang-foreigner. reminds me of her look-alikes sa mga nakita ko sa puerto galera, boracay and ermita.

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21 01 2010
TOMADOR

hmmm interesting thought sir. However ano kaya gagawin ng US Embassy kung sakalaling mahatulan si Ivler as GUILTY? I-take into custody ba ulit ng US Embassy si Ivler (He is by the way an American Citizen and a former US Army Ranger who served in Iraq) the way na ginawa nila kay Cpl. Daniel Smith???

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21 01 2010
Mannoy Villino

Mr. Heckler,

I admire your witty and highly-entertaining blogs but I felt that the joke on the late Mr. Remonde, no matter how harmless it may seems is totally uncalled for and leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Let’s respect the recently deceased instead of making fun of him.

Thanks.

Manny V.

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21 01 2010
professionalheckler

i’ve blogged about almost a dozen deaths. i hope you’ll find time reading those posts. my readers know this: i rarely argue with them lalo na kung iba ang pananaw o interpretasyon nila sa isang item. but for this one, i must say NA-AH. i did not disrespect mr. remonde. i like the guy and i’ve had the opportunity to talk/work with him during a couple of kbp activities in the past. the item neither intended to be offensive nor disrespectful. mr cerge knows me and i’m pretty sure, he would be laughing at the item wherever he is now. unfortunately, iba ang interpretasyon mo at wala akong magagawa dun. thanks for droppin’ by.

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21 01 2010
chiwee

haku. heckle wise, yung key Cerge nga ang pinaka-subdued in my opinion. 🙂

teka, wasn’t he the guy na kinuyog ng mga media-demonstrators papuntang malakanyang nung kasagsagan ng maguindanao massacre?

another thing is, why is it that we’d always like to remember a dead person based on his good deeds? isn’t it kaplastikan na noong nabubuhay pa ang tao, grabe batikos sa kanya, now that he/she has died, kon todo naman ang papuri nga mga dating bumabatikos sa kanya?

funny.

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21 01 2010
juanaganda

….akala ko nga eksena sa “Gulong ng Palad” at nabuhay si caridad Sanchez…loko ka PH! Galeng-galeng naman ng mix-up mo ng kris-james and Jason-marlene stories….pwede next ‘yung version mo ng “Anak”? Ppppllleeaaseee????

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21 01 2010
professionalheckler

will try. baka luma na ang news sa next post ko. umiinit na ulit kasi ang pulitika. mas matindi ang bangayan sa senado

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21 01 2010
jashe

nice one on villar-paranormal
pero totoo, tindi ni villar. lahat na ata ng medium e andon siya. sky is the limit na ba ang budget for election campaigns?

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21 01 2010
the_boss

Villar has no balls. he couldn’t face the music. he thinks hiding behind his colleagues will help his chances. i hope this guy loses. kurakot. ginagawa lahat para lang manalo. kahit yung kumampi sa isang paru-paro

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21 01 2010
mike

sa tindi ng coverage ng ABS kay jason at sa nanay nya, baka isang araw si ivler na a biktima rito, tsk sobra makahalukay ang dos, pumatay yan alalahanin nyo. tsaka bakit hinahayaan magsalita si marlene about andal ampatuan? this people are sick!!

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21 01 2010
RAVJ

After the mother-and-son tandem of Irene and Hayden Kho hugged the headlines last year for their amusing antics and remarks, here comes another pair of nuts, Marlene Aguilar and Jason Ivler. Ms. Aguilar seems so confused… one time she denounces and hates the US military… now she asks the US to help ‘one of the best soldiers of America’, referring to Jason. In fairness to Jason, he’s consistent unlike his mother…he doesn’t change his behavior and habits… Ask the Ponces, the Ebarles and the raiding NBI team.

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22 01 2010
J-Shaun I Bler

Dapat mapacheck yang si Jason Ivler baka abused child yan nung bata pa (sexually or otherwise). Tignan mo naman yung nanay nakakatakot. she’s disturbed…….baka ibeng level na ng maternal love yan…..haaay ayoko na magsalita……..

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23 01 2010
mavakes

true ka jan. i almost puked when marlene aguilar said ‘he is mine and i am his. till death do us part” yuck!

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23 01 2010
Anonymous

Thank you I Agree, in fact one of her statements sa TV, not verbatim ” I love my son, .. til death do us part” upon hearing this I *fainted*

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25 01 2010
Matteo

I second the motion.

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23 01 2010
Anonymous

ha ha ha NBI maybe captured:

A. Marlene Aguilar
B. Caridad Sanchez
C. Grace Nono

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25 01 2010
Matteo

LOL!

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25 01 2010
Matteo

Caridad Sanchez line sent me laughing on my desk hard enough to knock my knee on the metal frame. Hahaha!!! –and for arresting her due to indecent exposure. win!

and re Cerge Remonde, I wonder how will it be when (God forbid) it will be Ignacio Bunye’s turn.

Something like, “his bodies are buried, one fake and the other the master copy…”

Have a great day PH!

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