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9 01 2010

Latest SWS Survey
The latest Social Weather Stations survey showed that Nacionalista Party standard-bearer Manny Villar has narrowed the lead of his main rival, Liberal Party standard-bearer Noynoy Aquino. But Liberal Party stalwarts insisted the survey was “biased” because respondents were asked these two questions: (1) Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura? (2) Nag-Pasko ka na ba sa gitna ng kalsada?

Sen. Richard Gordon got a rating of 0.5 percent in the latest SWS survey. His numbers are expected to improve in the next survey as he mulls attacking the reported groundswell of support for Noynoy Aquino in the new-look Friendster.

Gilbert Teodoro’s latest SWS survey rating remained at 5 percent. But Malacañang is confident it will rise to 10 percent as soon as the MMDA installs green urinals for women.

Presidential Forum
Liberal Party standard-bearer Noynoy Aquino has reportedly declined an invitation to participate in the foreign policy presidential forum on January 14 organized by the Carlos P Romulo Foundation. But according to Noynoy’s staunch supporter, Inquirer columnist Conrado De Quiros, the senator is still willing to attend the forum if the debate centers on the topic of “good vs. evil” foreign policy.

Iglesia’s Choice
Sources say the Iglesia ni Cristo is supporting the presidential bid of Sen. Manny Villar. But the same source didn’t say if the sect had picked a VP candidate… although Jejomar Binay is a shoo-in if the INC strictly exercises black voting.

Gibô’s TV Ad
Singer/songwriter Rico Blanco has accused presidential candidate Gilbert Teodoro of violating copyright laws for using his song “Posible’ in a political ad without his and his record label’s permission. Embarrassed by this latest development, Gibô has reportedly asked Edu Manzano to lecture party members on piracy!

Gibô’s TV Ad II
Reports say Gibô Teodoro’s political ad illegally used the song “Posible” by Rico Blanco. Embarrassed by the report, Gibô berated party stalwarts behind the ad. When questioned why they had to “steal,” his men replied, “Boss, praktis lang.”

Talking about music, admit it. The jingle in the latest Villar ad is an LSS material. So, tara! Paglaruan natin! Right click here for musical accompaniment.

Villar asks…
Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura
nagpasko ka na ba sa gitna ng kalsada
’yan ang tanong namin
tunay ka bang isa sa amin

Noynoy answers…
‘Di pa kami naliligo sa dagat ng basura
at ang aming Pasko ay sa Hacienda Luisita
‘yan ang sagot namin
eh kasi rich angkan namin

Gibô answers…
Sa bathtub lang at hindi sa dagat ng basura
Nag-Pasko ‘di sa kalye, kundi dun sa Amerika
at least umaamin
na super-blessed pamilya namin

Brother Eddie answers…
Lalakarin ni Hesus ang dagat ng basura
sa Pasko papakanin mga tao sa kalsada
promise niya ‘yan sa akin
at sa flock ko rin na 5M

Bayani answers for Gordon…
Bakit nga ba mayroong dagat ng basura
‘Pag Pasko tambak kasi mga ‘yan sa kalsada
lahat ‘yan dahil sa atin
tayo ang dapat na sisihin.

And finally, Jamby answers…
Si Manny Villar ay dapat lamang ibasura
Dinoble n’ya ang budget sa iisang kalsada
‘yan ang alam namin
bakit ba ayaw n’yang aminin

Case vs. Miriam
Last Thursday, a certain Efren Battad filed a disbarment case against Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago. Accusing the senator of having an “unsound mind,” Battad says her “insanity” is characterized by “delusion of grandeur,” “flight of ideas,” “mood swings,” “penchant for lying,” and “paranoia.” The lady senator laughed off the allegations and described the disbarment case as “Nakakaloka!”
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
~ Emo Philips

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54 responses

9 01 2010
garju101

“Gilbert Teodoro’s latest SWS survey rating remained at 5 percent. But Malacañang is confident it will rise to 10 percent as soon as the MMDA installs green urinals for women.”

Mr.PH fave ko po yan kahit na at the expense of Gibo hehehe parang malakas hatak ni Gibo sa women’s vote. Your take on Villar’s campaign theme is really hilarious hahaha specially yung kay noynoy hehe…

Sulong Gibo! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83xNJAxL4hU
Posible lang kay GIBO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvAS_Cvv_HM

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9 01 2010
ovalboy

ano ba yan, senior61???
Pati ba naman kanta eh nanakawin na lang basta?
Manang-mana sa kanyang uncle DANDING !
Talk about the fruit not falling far from the tree !!!
Mahigpit ang pagkasunggab ni uncle DANDING sa coco levy funds.
Mag-ingat sa mga mandurukot !!!

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10 01 2010
garju101

Ovalboy: I don’t think you’re using the expression “Fruit not falling far from the tree” correctly. I reckon this expression means that the parents of a child are the tree and when they have their child that they are the same in many ways thus saying Fruit never falls far from the tree. You said it yourself Danding is an uncle not the father, the last time I checked Gibo’s surname is Teodoro not Cojuangco. That’s the problem if you insist on something that is completely baseless furthermore if you try to twist facts you end up with faulty logic…

Also before you accuse Gibo of stealing the copyright to the song Posible why don’t you do research first and check your facts. Shame shame again another baseless accusation. THE CERTIFICATE FOR COPYRIGHT REGISTRATION AND DEPOSIT for POSIBLE shows a certain Liza G Nakpil as the copyright owner of the song Posible not Rico Blanco.

http://twitpic.com/xcqpr

Hope this clarifies things.

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11 01 2010
ovalboy

Faulty logic you may call it but I think everyone, including you got the point. Ang hindi mo siguro na-appreciate at hindi ka rin humagalpak sa tawa ay dun sa punch line na “praktis lang”.
Ang point nun sweetheart ay… these people are a bunch of thieves!!!
Now and forever.
Ang full name ni Gibo ay… (check mo today and everyday ha!) Gilbert Cojuangco Teodoro. Ang kanyang mother ay sister ni Danding Cojuangco. Si Gibo ang lider nung impeachment kay Chief Justice Hilario Davide noong 2003. Check mo din ang reason why they want Davide out of the Supreme Court at that time. Madali lang. May internet ka. You will have all the answers.

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9 01 2010
marsheemarsh

hahahahaha talaga naman!!! dapat talaga maging songwriter ka na e!!

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9 01 2010
shinkansen

Thanks for this piece!! You hit the spot on all the candidates. GO GORDON!!

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9 01 2010
senior60

dito sigurado magkaka goose pimples si noynoy and
company, sa iglesia’s choice….

personally, si gilbert ay pinapapasa/pinasasa Diyos
ko na lang but my vote will still be for him….

ito namang si rico nagpapapansin, bakit, inawit/kinanta
ba ang kanyang ‘posible’ sa ad? baka lahat na lang ng
taong gagamit ng word na ‘posible’ ay kanyang kakasuhan….

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10 01 2010
eufems

palibhasa kakampi ni Bongbong si Villar… pero sana talaga hindi na ipagpatuloy ng Kapatid na Eduardo ang tradisyon ng Iglesia. Ampangit kasi tingnan, nag-eendorse sila ng presidentiable na masusunog din naman sa impyerno, at least depending on deep INC theology…

pero in fairness, karamihan kasi sa lyrics na ginamit dun sa ad na yun, chorus ng ‘Posible’. It’s still Rico Blanco’s song and you’ve got to at least tell him before you use it… kaya si Bro Eddie (‘Eddie Ako’), Villar (‘Tunay na Mahirap’) at Noynoy (‘Hindi ka Nag-iisa)gumawa ng sariling kanta, para lusot ganitong aberya…

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10 01 2010
joshua agnes

Senior60 nagpapakilala ka na nasa toreng garing ka lamang at nagbibigay ka ng opinyon habang nasa LOOB ka NG kubeta lamang. Lumubog ka sa katotohanan: higit sa 80% ng populasyon ay nasa ibaba ng antas ng kahirapan. Ang pagnanakaw ng IPR ni Rico Blanco ay di papatawarin ng libu-libong kabataang botante. Bar topnotcher nga si G. Teodoro pero nalulusutan naman siya ng kagaguhan ng kanyang PR AGENCY! At kung mukhang tau-tauhan lang siya ni Gng. Arroyo bilang pinuno ng NDCC habang nananalasa ang Bagyong Ondoy, malamang ay “lame duck” president siya na nakakapit sa palda ng alam na niyo kung sino.

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10 01 2010
iamrico

yes senior60 kinanta po ang posible sa ad.kaduda-duda ang galing at talino ni gibo kung sa ganitong bagay ay nalulusutan sya.baka naman packaging lang yang galing at talino pero sa totoo ay isa lamang syang tao na madaming limitasyon.sa sobrang gamit kasi nila ng galing at talino para sa packaging ni gibo,lumalabas na wala syang kahinaan.we have to understand that galing at talino do not exist in a vacuum.for sure mas madaming pilipino na hindi kandidato ay mas magaling at mas matalino kay gibo pero hindi nila pingangalandakan yun.[parang mas angkop ang GLORIA’s TONTO for Gibo.peace!]

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10 01 2010
marsheemarsh

gibo’s team arranged this with viva, legally. they bought the rights. 🙂 as far as i know, rico blanco composed the song but viva owns it. it was viva who did not notify rico as they should have.

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10 01 2010
janine

@Senior60: it’s not just the use of the word “posible” but that they also used the melody. it’s a real violation. if i’m not mistaken, that song was also used for an ad campaign for Globe telecom. I got surprised when I saw the ad. I thought Rico was endorsing Gibo.

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10 01 2010
siobhan

parang every kid on every block knows the song na. galing ng version mo sir ha, and yes, that jingle is downright LLS material. now, it’s a sunday, i’m at work and the jingle’s playing in my head. this villar jingle is a terrible earworm!

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10 01 2010
Pipo

the miriam thing is the funniest! kaloka!

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10 01 2010
twinkle_09

love the jingle, PH. its wouldn’t be a surprise if manny got the support of the INC flock. its quite unlikely that the INC would support a candidate who has close ties with the roman catholic church. the only difference is, INC members are compelled to vote for whomever their Church endorses. otherwise, they believe that their soul would burn for all eternity.

Black voting would really favor the blackest candidate in the country today. lol! Mar Roxas is pretty cute in a nerdy kind of way though.

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10 01 2010
bukopie28

it seems that Manny Villar is really attempting to associate himself with the rags to riches story. those in the know though would realize that the source of his wealth is actually his convenient marriage to Cynthia. the jingle is catchy yet misleading.

more power, PH. your blog never fails to crack me up.

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10 01 2010
jeko11

honestly. the song was in my head even before I opened your blog page haha, nakaka LSS talaga, 24/7 ko na naririnig hahaha 😀

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10 01 2010
badong

akala ko sabi ni Conrado De Quiros, the senator still willing to attend the forum if all attendees undergo a ramdom USADA drug testing… 🙂

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10 01 2010
akosistella

Puñeta! Isa ka pa! Na-e-LSS na nga ako sa jingle na ‘yan e. Napakanta pa tuloy ako sa lyrics mo. Hahaha! Hilarious as usual Heckler! Kudos. ;p

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10 01 2010
Rob aka Tito Boy

“Talking about music, admit it. The jingle in the latest Villar ad is an LSS material. ”

Putya PH, yung anak kong 3 yrs old memoryado to. Kapag pinalabas na yan, hihinto pa sa paglalaro at makiki-join, may pa-swing-swing pa!

Grabe, talagang Villar hired the best for his campaign (and paid the best) as compared to others na parang ginawa lang sa likod ng bakuran ang campaign ad videos.

Nakakatakot, isipin kong saan niya babawiin lahat ng nagastos niya pag nanalo. Waaaah

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10 01 2010
J. R. Ramos Go

galing!

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10 01 2010
jannah

nakakaloka talaga lol

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10 01 2010
eufems

ang katotohanan…

‘Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng Boracay
Nag-Pasko ka na ba sa gitna ng handaan
Yan ang tanong na min
Tunay ka bang isa sa amin

Nalaman mo na bang doble pondo ang daan
Tutulungan tayo para magka-trabaho (children are singing this)
Ang ang kanyang plano’y magka-bahay tayo (duh? Camella!)

Si Villar ang tunay na mayaman
Si Villar ang tunay na mayrong salapi
Si Villar ang may kakayahan
Na gumawa ng maraming tirahan

Si Manny Villar ay mag-gagastos ng kanyang kayamanan!’

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10 01 2010
chiwee

hahahahaha. naleleche na nga ang lyrics.

actually n’yan, two weeks ago yata, pinagtripan ko ring lechehin ang lyrics nya, gawa kasi na halos oras oras, nasa teevee sya. pinasok ko ang end part nya para sa mga aso ko. ginawa kong status ng FB for a week 🙂

They went: (one for each dog)

Si Bogart lang ang may kakayahan na tumalon talon sa bakuran…..
Si Bogart lamang !!!!!
Si Kaboodle lang ang may kakayahan na ihian ang kanyang pinagkainan….
Si Kaboodle lamang !!!
Si Sixto lang ang may kakayahan na manghuli ng daga sa kabahayan….
Si Sixto lamanggggggg!!!!
I forgot what I wrote for Brunix, Pumpkin and Limo….

ehehehehehe.
LSS nga.

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10 01 2010
eufems

Uy i-backmask nga natin yung ‘Tunay na Mahirap’ baka may Satanist message na nakatago kaya nakaka-LSS

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10 01 2010
marsheemarsh

hahahahah!

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10 01 2010
kaylai3000

i like the song!

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10 01 2010
BAROK

Villar’s spending is very ALARMING. Akala ko ba meron batas na nagbabawal sa excessive campaign spending?

TBH, marami naman mayaman na kayang tumulong sa mahihirap na hindi pumapasok sa pulitika (e.g. Bill Gates). Yung perang ginastos nya sa kampanya ay napunta dun sa mayayamang TV networks at Ad agencies…kung itinulong nya sa mga mahihirap na tao sana naging kapakipakinabang.

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10 01 2010
juanaganda

…at PH hindi lang si De Quiroz ang panatiko kay Noynoy mas malala si William Esposo ng Philippine Star ewan ko ba kung bakit hindi na lang palitan ang column nya from “As I Wreck This Chair” to “Noynoy’s Corner”…….BTW kaloka ang jingle mo! Pwede mo nang kumpetensiyahin si Lito Camo…heheheheh!

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10 01 2010
Aina ♥

SHEESH. *takes a break from laughing* Takte, those songs… Hahaha! Bentang benta! As expected from the PH! :DDDD

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10 01 2010
senior60

uyyy grabe naman kayo, kung makareact para bang strong
contender si gilbert na mananalo, but anyway….

joshua agnes, binasa ko ang first sentence mo for about 50X
because this concerns me pero hindi ko talaga nakuha ang
meaning ng ‘toreng garing’, please pakibigay ng exactong
meaning, huwag kang mag atubili, kahit pangit ang meaning
dahil opinion mo yan, wala akong magagawa kundi tanggapin…

regarding your 80%, huwag namang sobrang exaggerated,
you mean to say, 20% na lang ang mayroong mga magagarang
bahay? mga magagarang kotse? mga mamamayan na nagmamay-ari
ng mga public vehicles na naglipana sa kalye causing traffic mga
about 2 hours on peak hours? mga suki sa fastfoods? sa malls?
individuals who own cellphones, some not only one but two or three?
isama mo pa mga siempre, tayo na nag cocomputer, personal man
or nag iinternet cafe lang spending how much a day and so on….

at doon sa lahat na nag eequate sa katalinuhan versus the rico thing,
ewan ko lang, kailangan pa ba talaga mag research ni gilbert kung
yon ba ay pirated or not?

at kaya hindi ko napansin iyang rico song sa ad ni gilbert ay dahil sa
hindi ko rin alam ang song, ngayon, i’m into ‘nobody nobody but you’
and ‘insomnia’ hahahahaha

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10 01 2010
Arvin

Nagtataka talaga ako kung bakit walang information online tungkol sa school profile ni Jamby Madrigal.

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11 01 2010
Worried Pinoy

PH has evolved from a master blogger into a versatile composer!
Incase some of you didn’t accidentally know, Villar’s TV ad runs ever 30minutes at two giant networks. And do know how much does each 15-second ad cost? Eh punyeta, sa sobrang frequent na paglabas ng jingle na to, kahit fetus sa loob ng tiyan ng babaeng buntis eh makakabisado to! But seriously and undoubtedly, babawiin ni Villar lahat to pag sya ang nanalo. Opportunity + Investment = Business. Simple equation.

“Si Money BIll-yar ang magbabaon satin…. sa kahirapan!!!” hehehehe….

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11 01 2010
Belisema

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
~ Emo Philips
—–
god helps those who helped themselves… anewi, god is forgiving!

loved this!!!

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11 01 2010
andrei

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.- is this in the same line as “its okay to steal if you’re hungry”? hahahaha

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11 01 2010
andrei

sa mga taga support ni Villar, ang tanong ko lang ay kailangan ba talaga na galing sa hirap ang susunod na presidente? does one really need to experience poverty in order for him to be able to care? kasi sa tinatakbo ng kampanya ni Money, eh yun ang bentahe nya

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16 01 2010
marsheemarsh

true. a doctor doesn’t need to be sick so he could cure.

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11 01 2010
The Lady in Green Ruffles

ya, right..super nakaka LSS ung bagong TV Ad ni “Money” Villar…

puro kalokohan..bwisit!

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11 01 2010
kwag

G1BO paid VIVA not idol rico because VIVA owns the song.
G1BO and GORDON will have the votes of the people who thinks rationally – i hope everyone does! 😛

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11 01 2010
eufems

ang problema … kelan pa ba nag-isip ng rationala ang botanteng Pinoy? Panahon na’ng pumili ng matino…

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11 01 2010
toting

oo nga pala… presidential candidate nga pala si jamby?!? asan na sya? or nagfile lang ba sya ng candidacy para bwisitin si villar? 🙂

PH, panalo na naman ang post mo! 🙂

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11 01 2010
eufems

Noynoy vs Villar na nga ang labanan…

imagine yung bagong ad niya (Noy), ang sabi, ‘ako’y nanunumpa… sa Diyos at sa Bayan, hindi ako magnanakaw!’

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11 01 2010
T.Tinio

Villar’s jingles are truly catchy but more than that, I suspect he’s flashing subliminal messages in his ads that are affecting us at the subconscious level.

This was done in the States a few decades ago when softdrink companies Coke and Pepsi would flash micro-second messages like “Drink Coke” in their TV ads that are not perceived by the human eye but is caught by the brain at the subconscious level making the viewers crave Coke/Pepsi after seeing the ads. This was uncovered and banned because of the subliminal tactic employed.

This could expain the LSS syndrome, and if you suddenly have a sudden liking for Villar, then he could be playing around with our brains thru subliminal messages.

So beware, we could yet turn into Villar zombies come May 2010, hehehe!

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11 01 2010
watdapak

o may gash!, lahat ng spots kinuha na halos ni villar, umaga, tanghali, hapon at prime time, napaka dami talaga, LSS to the max na nga ako e, punyetang kanta yan hahahaha., magkano kaya a day ang gastos ni MV sa lahat lahat ng ads na? Radio spots and TV commercial ?..O my gash again!

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11 01 2010
senior60

go garju101 go, ang galing mo…

at tsaka because of your explanation, ‘chip off the old block’
lang pala ang meaning ng ‘fruit not falling far from the tree’
na hindi ko naintindihan at first….

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12 01 2010
notcurious

Noynoy will have a problem come campaign time. Cebu Pacific may not accommodate him in its flights.

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13 01 2010
kwag

ahhh i see.. hehe nice one

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16 01 2010
marsheemarsh

hahahaha baaad

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12 01 2010
cynthia

it has occurred to me na may secret alliance si GMA at Money Billyar…sana naman magkampanya ang mga sensible and responsible voters na wag na wag iboto si Manny Villar!

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12 01 2010
Lawrence Patola

If elected, Villar is going to be the most corrupt president this country has ever had, dethroning Gloria and Marcos. Grabe! pa corrupt na ng pa corrupt ang presidente ng Pilipinas.

Katunayan? Double insertion sa C5; IPO ng Camella na dinugas ni Villar; secret deal with GMA (tanungin nyo si Pichay at si Ermita kung sino ang kandidato nila); wanton disregard for limits on election spending, etc. etc.

Pag si Villar ang nanalo, tiyak mahirap lahat tayo. Si Villar lang ang mayaman.

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12 01 2010
Matteo

“Boss, praktis lang.” in fairness, malaman. hahaha!!!

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17 01 2010
katrina

found this earlier.. I thought it was a great spoof; but later read your blog and found the same thing.
http://www.nickmarcelo.com/villar-and-friends-tay-tayo-dyan.html

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17 01 2010
professionalheckler

yeah… people have been cutting and pasting that parody of the villar anthem. habang kumakalat… nawawala na rin ang link sa tunay na pinagmulan. 🙂 it’s okay. basta alam ng mas marami kung saan nagmula at kung sino ang orihinal na gumawa, ok na yun. salamat for informing me.

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28 01 2010
ramil joaquin

Wow! Wala ka patawad ah, pati si Hesus. Anyway ikaw naman ang accountable dyan…
Sabi nga sa bible:
“Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.” -Galatians 6:7

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