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HOPEFUL, HOPEFULS

17 12 2009


Official Candidates
The Commission on Elections approved the candidacies of eight presidential nominees: former defense secretary Gilbert Teodoro, Sen. Richard Gordon, Sen. Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III, Sen. Manuel Villar, former president Joseph Estrada; Olongapo City Councilor Juan Carlos “JC” de los Reyes, Bro. Eddie Villanueva, and Sen. Ana Maria Consuelo “Jamby” Madrigal. It’s an all-male battle for the presidency!

Official VP Candidates
The list of vice presidential candidates approved by the Commission on Elections was more diverse. There was a woman (Loren Legarda) and there were two blacks (Jejomar Binay and Jay Sonza).

Perlas Is Out
The Commission on Elections rejected the presidential bid of Nicanor Perlas. The commissioners junked him when they learned that the environmental activist’s platform includes “Cleaning up the Comelec.”

Suicidal?
Former actor, Marcos loyalist, and forever aspiring public servant Amay Bisaya reportedly vowed to commit suicide on Election Day if he loses his gubernatorial bid in Bohol province. But friends and supporters have advised Bisaya not to lose hope in case he doesn’t win at the polls. After all, he can always rely on a Comelec recount.

Hopeful
The latest Pulse Asia survey showed that 86 percent of respondents would enter the New Year with hope. But the Nacionalista Party is questioning the survey because the remaining 14 percent of respondents answered “Noynoy Aquino.”

Judge Dreads
Judge Luisito Cortez of Quezon City RTC Branch 84 has backed out from handling the trial of Datu Unsay Mayor Andal Ampatuan Jr. for the Maguindanao massacre. Asked why, Cortez replied, “Better back out than be backhoed.”

Ano ang angkop na deskripsyon, pamagat, o caption sa larawang ito?

A: “Teka lang, teka lang. ‘Wag n’yo na ‘kong kunan. Baka sabihin naman nila, gumigimik lang ako.”
B: “At least puwede ‘ko itong gawin. Si pinsang Noynoy, delikado. Masamang dumikit sa sanggol ang amoy sigarilyo.”
C: “Kapag ‘di pa naman nag-double digit ang rating ko nito, ewan ko na lang.”
D: Lahat ng nagiging trapo ay nagsisimula sa mga eksenang ganito.

Overseas
In Texas, USA… Houston became the first city to elect an openly gay mayor, a historic development described by Comelec commissioner Nicodemo Ferrer as “immoral.”

US President Barack Obama recently guested on “Oprah.” Asked by Oprah to rate his first year in office, Obama answered, “It’s a B plus.” In the Philippines, President Arroyo guested on Boy Abunda’s show recently. Asked by Boy to rate her nine years in office, Mrs. Arroyo answered, “It’s an FG.”

US President Barack Obama recently guested on “Oprah.” Asked by Oprah to rate his first year in office, Obama answered, “It’s a B plus.” In the Philippines, President Arroyo guested on Boy Abunda’s show recently. Asked by Boy to rate her nine years in office, Mrs. Arroyo answered, “You mean, my first nine years?”

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi suffered a broken nose and two broken teeth when a deranged man hit him with a statue during a Milan rally. Berlusconi was immediately put into a car but remained calm and waved to to the crowd. In the Philippines, a deranged woman almost hit President Arroyo with a tomato during a rally in Manila. Arroyo was immediately put into a car but remained calm and declared Martial Law.
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“Dum spiro, spero” (While I breathe, I hope)
~Latin Proverb (Cicero)

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17 12 2009
andrei

base. yey.

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17 12 2009
andrei

angkop na caption is “D”

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17 12 2009
lawrence_patola

Dati ng trapo si Gibo. Di lang halata kasi magaling magsalita. Kung hindi trapo yan, matagal na sanang nag resign kay Gloria tulad ni Avelino Cruz. Kung hindi trapo yan, di sana nakadikit kay Danding Cojuangco nuon pa man. Pa pogi epek lang.

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17 12 2009
paul

Maliban cguro kay delos Reyes, lahat sa eight official presidential candidates trapo.

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17 12 2009
iamrico

black ba si binay?di naman sya kaitiman ah dun sa picture nya sa mga nagkalat na tarpaulin sa makati na may krismas greetings kasama si junjun

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17 12 2009
Tito Boy

Kawawa naman si BIGO este GIBO, fighting a loosing battle. That goes to the other 5 candidates. Its a Villar vs. Noynoy showdown.

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17 12 2009
paul

Noynoy’s rating dropped by 22% from Sept to Nov (from 60% to 47%) while Gibo’s rating increased by 200% (from 2% to 8%) during the same period. By linear progression, go figure the outcome

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17 12 2009
mark

At san mo naman nabasa yan? Wag mag-manipulate ng stats. Bad yan.

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17 12 2009
eh?

How can you make a linear progression by just two points?

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17 12 2009
eh?

I mean… a meaningful regression

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18 12 2009
paul

Go to SWS web. Dalawa pa lng survey nagawa ng SWS kaya two points pa lang. Abangan ang next SWS survey

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18 12 2009
Tito Boy

Haha 200% ang sarap pakingan pero sa totoo 2 points lang.

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19 12 2009
ScoobyDog

Ano daw 200% increase? Eh sumatutal single digit pa rin at nangungulelat 😛

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19 12 2009
kenneth_cole

di masamang mangarap…

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19 12 2009
paul

In 2007 Hillary Clinton had 61% (Gallup) rating as the most qualified to become president while Obama had 13% or a lead of 48 percentage points. Much higher than Noynoy’s lead over Villar and Gibo.

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17 12 2009
rian

grabs, walo talaga no. mga pinoy talaga masyadong positive thinker, proof sina Jamby, Erap, Bro. Eddie and JC.

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17 12 2009
thepiaya

It’s an all-male battle for the presidency! lol!

1) si jamby pa ba at asawa niya?baket di mamatay2x yung lesbian rumor tungkol sa kanya?
2)baket nga ba di nasama si perlas?

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17 12 2009
matchbox20_01

Tsk tsk tsk! I’m reading previous comments, am I the only one seeing the genius in this work? Damn! PRAISES AND KODUS prof… I am really impressed. Damn!

See here:

1) better back out than be backhoed
2) You mean my first nine years?
3) calmly… declared martial law…

These punchlines blew me away.. Magnificent! You really are amazing sir! I tip my hat to you (“,)

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17 12 2009
weslu

its kudos po. 🙂

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17 12 2009
marsheemarsh

hahaha

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18 12 2009
la lang

tawang tawa rin ako sa backhoed-ang galeeng

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21 12 2009
RAVJ

The answer is NO. You’re not the only one seeing the genius in him.
Everyone does…and that’s the reason why we are all here.

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17 12 2009
chiwee

JC De los Reyes’ educational credentials are very impressive, his advocacy on social issues of national interest too, in spite being only on the LGU level. I remember him as the only one in the Ang Kapatiran’s field of candidates who won last time.

Pero sayangs, he sure wouldn’t win. Pangit din naman kasi na kakalabanin nya ang tito nya for the same position. Kung nag for senator na lang sana siya, may maaasahan pa syang boto ko pati mga boto ng mga kasama ko na mahahatak ko tiyak.

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22 12 2009
eufems

… sus magpinsan nga naglalaban e. pero sayang. mas matimbang ang winnability kesa credentials sa Pinas

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17 12 2009
ana n. imus

FG as in “fucking good”, “ferfectly good”, o “Failing grade”?

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17 12 2009
atebeybs

boto nyo naman si ana consuelo sa survey ni ph….kawawa naman zero pa yata.

leading si noynoy sa survey ni PH sa tanong na based sa performance sa mga fora, sino iboboto mo………..hhahahaaa..really?

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17 12 2009
atebeybs

sori…second pala.

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17 12 2009
chiwee

Yay! I tried to vote for Jamby Madrigal, kaso, ayaw tanggapin ang vote ko. Mey defense powers yata sa poll na di pwede ang isang isp mag vote twice para fair ang labanan.

Na-vote ko na kasi kanina si Noynoy ko.

Wawa naman si Jamby. Zero na nga sa poll dito, pinag ookray pa ang pag pasok nya sa list of presidential candidates ni Alan Cayetano. Tuloy, nag huhuramentado sa news. Talo naman si Alan kung hahamunin nya ng paramihan ng kayamanan. Sa isip isip nya siguro, suntukan na langgggggggggggggg…..

🙂

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17 12 2009
professionalheckler

hahaha! yup, once lang pwede bumoto ang isang IP add para malaman kung sino ang maraming supporters online.

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22 12 2009
Matteo

papakawalan ni Jamby ang sandamakmak na mga aso niya. wahahahaha!!!

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17 12 2009
sinigang

Mister Heckler, am for Noynoy, maski di ku nakikita. Nasaan siya? Bakit itung nakakatinding balahibu ang laging nakikita, nakakaBigo.

Please show us some links to the presidential fora. Pag di namin nakikita si Noynoy yung Itim siguru makikita namen.

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17 12 2009
Anonymous

bukas na naman ang entablado para sa isang palabas. ang komedya ng halalan.

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17 12 2009
aeiouz

bukas na naman ang entablo ng pulitika para sa isang palabas.
ang komedya sa eleksyon.

all-male battle for the presidency nga ba? sure na? hehehe…

dapat nga talagang alisin si perlas, baka malinis ang comelec, ala na tayong palabas.

sino ba gusto ma backhoe?

talagang first 9 years ah… di halatang me plano.

ala naman palang problema kasi kalmado naman s’ya.

letter c ang best caption. hehehe

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17 12 2009
barbiegel

wish ko lang na mangyari rin kay gma yung nangyari sa italian PM

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18 12 2009
eufems

the last time that did happen to a president we had martial law…

tutal, kung magdedeclare ng martial law si Gloria dahil dun, agad naman niyang tatapusin para ma-moot and academic yung joint session ng Congress… we won’t suffer for too long

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17 12 2009
marsheemarsh

you mean my first nine years?

– hahaha i swear a wave of terror flew right through me hahaha!

labyu Gibo pero ang sagot ko sa captions ay C! hahaha.

at eew bakit kasama si jamby. nuisance candidate LOL.

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17 12 2009
senior60

yehey kahit dito man lang, as of this minute, leading si
gilbert sa survey dito…

but seriously, naawa talaga ako kay gilbert, his is an
exercise in futility, i never thought nga that my bet will
resort to this, whatever you may call it, i mean, yung sa
picture, na ang hindi lang angkop na description ay B…

papaano ba naman kasi, our electorate are now dependent
upon the ratings game, special hello to tomador, ipa ban
kaya yan…

but, just the same, mas sayangin ko pa rin ang boto ko
para kay gilbert rather than doon sa mga winnable nga
pero may maraming mga deperencia…

at tungkol sa pagiging trapo, hindi lang naman siguro ang
pagiging matagal na sa politica ang basehan, there are
more para maging…

nasaan na kaya si topdog….

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18 12 2009
mark

trapong trapo ang dating pards!!!

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18 12 2009
TOMADOR

Choice ang tawag dyan Senior60 at atebeybs. You choose Gibo, I choose Noynoy. Sayangin nyo boto nyo kay Gibo, that’s your choice kahit alam nyo nang “exercise in futility” yan.

Kaw na mismo nagsabi, amongst the presidentiables malamang ang incorruptible dyan is Gibo and Noynoy. So if you admit that Gibo is likely to lose, you’d rather have MONEY Villar as President?

To be precise, the electorate is based on who is popular. Ratings is just the by-product. D’ Boss Danding ran as President in 92 and went up against Eddie Ramos, he could have been a great president because of his deep knowledge in business and leadership but FVR prevailed because of popularity. Although a bit shady because of dagdaga bawas etc. but that is another topic.

At the end of the day, we all have to make a choice and make sure to live by that choice for better or worse. That is how democracy works.

Try to see things the way they are, not the way you want them to be 😉

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18 12 2009
atebeybs

it’s hard to argue with a person kung sarado na pag iisip…….as for me i keep on assessing all the candidates but for the meantime, dick bf muna ako……medyo research muna tayo kung ano kaya nila ibigay kung sakali sila manalo…..too bad kulelat sa survey….hehehehee.

as what i said sa mga previous posts ko…..noynoy na dapat ako….sa FS account ko nga, ang shoutout ko ay ” Noynoy for President”…..that was the time na nde pa sya nagde declare…..nabasa ko lang sa column ni Bill Esposo the idea of putting him as presidential candidate ng LP……sabi ko nga why not…….but then again, nung dumami na ang mga nagsulputang opurtunista na sumasama sa bandwagon at ina accommodate naman nya………., na realize ko wala pala sya pinagkaiba sa ibang kandidato…much worse pa kasi parang walang sariling desisyon, a character that a President should have.

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18 12 2009
marsheemarsh

kung lahat ng tao iisipin na sayang ang boto nila kay Gibo edi lalong nawala na. Para saan pa ang malawakang kampanya ng pagsusuri bago bumoto kung hindi mo lang din paninindigan ang pinaniniwalaan mo dahil Sayang Lang.

we see things the way they are. nevertheless we want things to be the way we wish they would be. the way we believe they should be. we don’t just go with the mainstream flow. that is why we choose to vote for him in spite of it all.

same here, i tried to give noynoy a chance. pero platform palang, yari na. walang konkretong laman. mahirap sikmuraing iboboto ko ang taong sa kampanya palang wala nang sariling maibuga na talagang maipagmamalaki. kailangan laging umasa sa magulang na patay na at kaalyadong artista. kudos to him though for sparking hope among the people. i just fear it is a misplaced one.

nevertheless, each to his/her own.

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19 12 2009
Brixter

My vote doesn’t rely on surveys. I don’t care what their chances are of getting elected. What matters is I believe in that person. We should vote for the best person, and not just settle for the lesser evil (ito yung sayang).

I’m still on the fence whether I’ll vote for Gibo or Dick Gordon. Both are low on the surveys but I don’t care. I believe in them.

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18 12 2009
mavakes

Half of the presidential hopefuls are nuisance candidates. Half nga lang ba? Toink!

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18 12 2009
Jay fr SG

Mr Heckler, did you deleted some of my comments? Wala naman akong post against your blog. Sinabi ko lang na nasa TV ka.
Anyway, i better read your blogs than to know any others.
Keep posting

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18 12 2009
TOMADOR

Ang sagot sa Caption ay “D” 😀 Trapong Trapo AMP!

Dapat ang natanggal dyan sa Presidentiables si Ja-ja-ja-jamby…pang gulo lang yan eh

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18 12 2009
sykes

okey nga yun na andyan si jamby….pang-asar kay villar….can you imagine when the issue of corruption comes up in a forum? i’m sure isisingit at isisingit ni jamby ang double insertion issue…..lol

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19 12 2009
ScoobyDog

AGREE! Trapo talaga…eeeewwww :p

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18 12 2009
TOMADOR

o bket na tanggal yung sagot ko kay Senior60??? wala naman bastos sa sinabi ko ah

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18 12 2009
professionalheckler

wala pong tinanggal. wala pong natanggal at walang nagsabing bastos ang comment mo. hindi lang kaagad nag-appear dahil hindi po 24/7 na online ako. hindi naman kasi pwedeng nakaabang ako maghapon sa inyong mga comment para i-approve. cool ka lang.

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18 12 2009
TOMADOR

ah sorry, hindi nga nag refresh ng maayos sa aking screen. nagtatanong lang naman 😉 kasi pareho kami ng experience ni Jay frm SG

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18 12 2009
Chris

FG as fat gentleman…

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19 12 2009
garju101

FG=Fat Gentleman! LOL this is a good one! =)

Mr. H again you capped my stressful week at work with a nice hilarious blog! Keep it up!

BTW I’m for GIBO. I’ll choose “C” for the caption.

Cheers!

Hope you’ll allow me to post this here:

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18 12 2009
i'm no angel

why wasn’t Erap disqualified?

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19 12 2009
jasper

pam bawas boto sa front running non-admin candidates (noy2 and villar). in addition, wala naman pag-asa si erap manalo. just think what could have happened had ping lacson;s 5m votes in the 2004 presidential election were split 70:30 between fpj and gma.

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19 12 2009
raul

tumbok mo! kaya nga pinalaya para tumakbo uli at mahahati ang boto para sa oposisyon – ala Lacson. Baka nga part ng deal yan sa pagpapalaya sa kanya.

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18 12 2009
dudette

mahal na kita. yun lang.

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19 12 2009
atebeybs

ano yun?

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21 12 2009
dudette

mahal ko na si professional heckler. iba talaga humor mo PH. grabe.

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22 12 2009
eufems

YIKEEEEE!!!!

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18 12 2009
marsheemarsh

ang pagboto ay isang desisyon. ang isang desisyon, kapag ginawa ng buo ang loob, kailanman HINDI NASASAYANG. Matatalo, sige, pero hindi masasayang.

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19 12 2009
Brixter

Well said 😉

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18 12 2009
senior60

@tomador

” at the end of the day……………………………………..works”
and that’s what i’m going to do and not vote for either
noynoy or villar just because they are leading the race…

being incorruptible is just one aspect, there are many more
to consider, just as important is, the capability to govern,
i have said this long long before and i will say it again, noynoy
will be a puppet president, look at the personalities around
him, great minds like his father, hindi kasali si mar ha dahil
hindi rin sya as good as gerry, the father….

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19 12 2009
atebeybs

Mismo!!!!

Kaya GIBO kaw….ako GORDON – BF….Transformers!…YAhoooo!

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19 12 2009
kenneth_cole

i don’t think gerry is mar’s father. his uncle, i think. i disagree with you though. I think Mar is capable of handling the Vice Presidency. including the Presidency, even. he has shown competence and charisma in the senate that is fitting for someone who knows how to get the job done. The only thing wrong with Mar is that he campaigned too early. Because of this, all the good things he accomplished were considered in the light of his earlier declaration to run for president.

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19 12 2009
eufems

Sino ba kasing sumira sa two-to-three-party system na uso n’on? Hirap tuloy pumili…

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19 12 2009
marsheemarsh

oo nga

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19 12 2009
muntanga lang

nice blog PH, swak na swak tlga mga tirada mo,nkakaadik ang galing. ny, ngsimula akong bumoto nung ke ramos pa, salonga ako nun eh, after nun ke raul roco (sln), at c roco pa rin ulet ang binoto ko… although at that time alam ko nde naman na mananalo,wla lang… wla namn na kc tlgang choice eh, kahit sa darating na halalan ngaun, nararamdaman ko na ang iboboto ko pa rin eh mukang nde din mananalo, okay lang at least pinipili ko ung mas pinaniniwalaan ko,kc ganun din naman manalo at matalo man sa laban ang iboboto ko ganun pa din ang buhay sariling kayod pa din pra kumita at wlang pakialam ang govt dun maliban lamang sa tax na kinukuha nila 😀 Para sa akin kc wla sa sinumang nakaupo ang magpapaunlad ng buhay ko kundi ang sarili ko, pero nde eto nagngangahulugang wla akong pakialam sa bayan naten, mahal ko ang pilipinas at naaawa ako sa kalagayan ng bansa sa ngaun dahil nahuhuli na sa Asya (ay, nanguna nga pla sa most corrupt country in the region)… ngunit heto patuloy pa rin akong umaasa na sa susunod na panahon aangat din ang ating lahi… sna sa pamamagitan ng blog mo na kahit sa pagpapatawa ay mabigyan ng malalim na pananaw at mapamulat ang mga pinoy sa aktwal na pag uugali ng mga nanunungkulan at manunungkulan pa.

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19 12 2009
atebeybs

nangunguna pa rin si Gibo sa Survey……….pumapangalawa si Noynoy pero konti na lang lamang nya kay Gordon………steady lang si Villar sa 7%.

Finally, may bomoto kay Jamby….let’s celebrate!

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19 12 2009
mike

di nyo ba napapansin, lahat ng presidenteng bumaba sa pwesto (mag mula kay cory) iniwang bangkarote ang gobyerno??

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21 12 2009
chiwee

well said.

pero ang talagang ugat dyan ay ang mga kapuwa din natin, hindi ang lider lang.

ang proj partner ko dati na civil engr, nagpatakbo vice mayor sa probinsya nya. matulungin siya by nature, may puso sa kapwa, hindi corrupt, he wanted a change, I can attest to that.

anong nangyari? pagkapanalo nya, muntik ng ma-windang dahil nabangkarote. paano ba naman, kwento sa akin, mula kasal, binyag, libing, lahat hinihingi sa kanya ng taong bayan, he was expected to attend to those personal expenses kasi politiko siya. kulang pa ang sweldo nya para sa pang-kape ng amuyong na pumupunta sa opisina nya. hindi siya makakilos kung walang perang lalabas. hingi dito, hingi doon.

one term lang si vice, sumuko na. hindi daw nya masikmura ang minimum of 32% na SOP sa public projects para mey pambigay siya sa mga taong hingi ng hingi. sabi sa akin, ibang klase ang politika. nasa constituents din ang problema. even a billionaire will go bankrupt kung di kukunin sa corruption ang demands.

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22 12 2009
atebeybs

Mismo!….kaya nga kelangan natin ay leader na may conviction……..ipatupad ang batas sino man masagasaan……..kaya nga bilib ako dyan kay BF eh kahit marami bumabatikos sa kanya……..basta alam nya tama, go lang sya.

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19 12 2009
melo

Baka si Jamby din ang bumoto sa sarili niya bwahaha (or baka asawa niya,di kaya?)

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22 12 2009
eufems

May asawa yun? Baka kasi wala para sa kanyang sarili mapunta ang pera niya pag namatay siya (huh?)

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19 12 2009
senior60

both noynoy and mar are products of media hype,
kung si noynoy ay bumango dahil sa kanyang mga
magulang, si mar naman ay dahil nadikit kay korina…

nang siya ay naging popular na, naisipan na nyang
tumakbo pagka presidente dahil ang election naman
kasi dito sa atin ay parang popularity contest….

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20 12 2009
muntanga lang

To: senior60 (18:00:00) :

Opo. kea nga diba ang naging pamantayan ngaun ng mga gustong tumakbo eh dpat pasok muna sa showbiz or dumikit sa mga artista or dpat merong sundot na medyo drama ang naging buhay hindi na binabase sa kung anumang achievements meron sya, bsta ang mahalaga kuha nya ang masa. Sana matuto na rin taung mga pinoy na ang pagpili ng pinuno ng bansa ay nde lamang sa parang kukuha ka ng isang taong papaliparin ang eroplano na nde man lamang alam kung pano ang pagmaniobra nito dahil wlang pag aaral na ginawa, sna maisip ng pinoy na bansa ang hahawakan ng taong kanyang ihahalal at nakasalalay dito ang kinabukasan ng mga susunod na henerasyon.

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20 12 2009
flashbulb100w

And the answer is letter D! 😀

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22 12 2009
Matteo

“First Nine Years.” Hahahaha! NAKUPO!

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22 12 2009
Matteo

…saka ALL MALE BATTLE! hahaha! maton?? hahaha

I can’t help it. ok, stop.

hahahahaha!!!

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23 12 2009
bukopie28

si Loren, wala masyadong fans sa internet..

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30 12 2009
shenbrood

Babalik si Perlas for sure… abangan yan… panahon na ng TUNAY NA PAGBABAGO!

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