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SHE WILL SURVIVE

30 11 2009


PRESIDENT ARROYO has officially filed her certificate of candidacy for a Congressional seat in her home province of Pampanga in next year’s polls. This parody of a Gloria Gaynor hit was inspired by this latest political development.

Note: Before you start singing, please right click this link and open in a new window for musical accompaniment.

GMA:
“First, I am not afraid
I’m not petrified
Kept thinking I could always live
with immunity by my side
Though I spent so many nights
thinking I did nothing wrong
I am strong
I learned how to carry on

So I’ll go back
to my old place
’Though I walked out to find you all
with that mad look upon your face
I should replace my stupid son
I’d soon be their congresswoman
If I had known it’s quick and easy
I should’ve just run for VP

THE PEOPLE:
Go on now go, walk out the door
just disappear now
’cause you’re not welcome anymore
weren’t you the one who tried not to bid your post goodbye
you think you’d Con Ass
you think we’d let you even try

GMA:
Oh no, not I
I will survive
oh as long as i know how to bribe
I know I will stay alive
I’ve got all my life to live
I’ve got all my cash to give
and I’ll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to fight
the media, the Left, and all bishops
and I spent oh so many nights
rehearsing how to perfect lies
I will not cry
I will hold my head up high

And you’ll see me
in Congress soon
I will not be that stuck-up person
who refused to hold press cons
I now hope for charter change
In twenty-ten, yeah, hopefully
I’ll be saving all my power
for what else? Prime Ministry!

THE PEOPLE:
Go on now go, walk out the door
just disappear now
’cause you’re not welcome anymore
weren’t you the one who freed Bolante and Garci
you think they’re friendly
you redefined impunity

GMA:
Oh no, not I
I will survive
oh as long as i know how to bribe
I know I will stay alive
I’ve got all my life to live
I’ve got all my cash to give
and I’ll survive
I will survive hey hey

Thank you Ms Pia Hontiveros-Pagkalinawan for featuring this post on ANC’s Strictly Politics.
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“Doesn’t the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defense, anything goes.” ~Imelda Marcos

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30 11 2009
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[…] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Pulitika, Philip del Rosario. Philip del Rosario said: RT @heckler8 This song is dedicated to President GMA. Sabay-sabay tayong umawit. Click here for the lyrics http://bit.ly/5sKar9 […]

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2 12 2009
raul

michael v. is my pick! hah..hah..galing prof!! very witty peru tagos buto rin kng tatalab (tatablan pa kaya?!).

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30 11 2009
shelly

nice post ( as always)

napakanta talaga ako.

HOPEFULLY, GMA will disappear…

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30 11 2009
pipodelrosario

Hilarious! Somebody make a music video of this! Maybe you have someone in your network Loi. This’ll be a hit!

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1 12 2009
professionalheckler

sino kayang pwedeng interpreter/singer. make suggestions nga. hehe

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1 12 2009
rian

Janno Gibss and Ogie Alcasid? They used to have this segment in SOP before na iniiba ang lyrics ng kanta, the lyrics were yung mga tsismis at that time.

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1 12 2009
primo

baka pede si juana change. 😀

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1 12 2009
derdo

donya buding?

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1 12 2009
Belisema

michael v.

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1 12 2009
pipodelrosario

Hmmm. Someone fun sana. Juana Change fun but too “agit”…I think. How about Jon Santos or Tessie Tomas? Hmmmm.

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1 12 2009
juanaganda

Jon Santos is it! Tiyak nakaka-ihi ang version ‘nya.

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1 12 2009
mavakes

Si Chiwee! Hilig kumanta yan. hahaha (peace, ATE)

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1 12 2009
yas

si Kate B…

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1 12 2009
Broking

Mommy Dionesia! Naka-tangga samahan ng pasplit-split> LOL!!!

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1 12 2009
sdramos

I’m imagining Michael V.. as Ate Glo(w)… although there’s that one comedian too who’s called Ate Glow… but of course Michael V, would be the best choice…

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2 12 2009
Regina

Ate Glow!

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2 12 2009
emma

Email me pag may video na ha. lol. this is nice. tweeting…

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3 12 2009
Althea

Tita Glow! Who else! hehe… A perfect impersonator for an IMPOSTOR! The F!

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30 11 2009
elmon

super kapal ng mukha talaga ng fake na Presidenteng ito..sa tutuo lng…sarap bangasin sa mukha ei..hahaha!

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30 11 2009
senior60

mag protesta lang ako sa result ng survey, bakit ganuon?

naman naman let us give pacquiao what is due him, the hero
award…

notwithstanding his love escapades and his plans to enter
politics, the fact is, he attained the feat that no other man
had ever done in the whole wide world and recognized
internationally pagkatapos dito sa blog ni mister heckler bale
wala lang?

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1 12 2009
tongek

It’s a survey,for crying out loud!Let people decide what they want. Your opinion is entirely different from theirs. And for the record, pacquiao’s feat merely uplifted the morale of Filipinos–nothing more. It is more noteworthy that Ordinary people came out of nowhere to save as many lives as they can, some giving up their own during the Twin typhoons that devastated our country. Sa yaman ni Pacquiao, 1million lang dinonate nya nung panahon na yun.

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1 12 2009
honcho

yup, its just survey — hindi bale wala yung ginawa ni manny; but IMHO selfless ang regular tao volunteers ng ondoy.

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1 12 2009
seth

senior60..read between the lines po..survey lng po yan..nakita niyo naman..mas mataas pa nga rating ni Efren Penaflorida kesa ke Pacquiao..bayarang hero po si Pacquiao!

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1 12 2009
badong

napapansin ko lang na when it comes to Gloria palaging OT itong si senior60, bakit kaya?

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1 12 2009
andoi

yan ang tinatawag na Ang Huling Landi ni Lolo…wahahahahha!

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30 11 2009
joie

you are sooo witty!! i am an avid follower but my first time to comment here. 🙂

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1 12 2009
professionalheckler

thanks 🙂

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30 11 2009
sheng

I love the way you played with the lyrics to give GMa a song to die for…

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30 11 2009
Malaya

excuse me, but can i copy this for our school paper: http://www.headlight.tk

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1 12 2009
professionalheckler

no problem. sure. 🙂

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30 11 2009
kardongPayat

gusto kong tirisin ang mole nya. promise!

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30 11 2009
anon

ayan kasi nawala na tuloy sa headlines yung maguindanao massacre. galing……

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1 12 2009
paul

After Ondoy, Pepeng, Maguindaao massacre and GMA in Congress, does anybody still remember a certain Mar-Korina couple? Did they ever even had 15 minutes of fame? Anyway, with GMA as a Speaker of the House and Noynoy or Erap as President will be a to-die-for scene thrilla in Manila.

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30 11 2009
phreddox

PH pwede nato i stage sa Broadway.

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1 12 2009
mavakes

Korek!

Pido! Bumalik ka na ba sa Abu Dhabi?

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3 12 2009
phreddox

andito pa 🙂 pero back to manila na bukas

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30 11 2009
equalizerpost

GLORIA:”Fool us once, shame on you! Fool us twice, thrice, countless times, shame on us !”

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1 12 2009
TOMADOR

Tell that to the voters of Lubao Pampanga (whatever district that is)

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1 12 2009
siobhan

back off, gloria! hello may maguindanao massacre pa!

obviously, she’s scared as hell without her immunity from suit. it’s wishful thinking i know, but i’m hoping the 2nd District of Pampanga voters would not let this greedy little criminal get away with this. o kaya sige bigyan nyo ng seat sa Congress, pero make sure de kuryente weheheh

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1 12 2009
Nadia

Genius ka, PH! Your posts ALWAYS make my day!

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1 12 2009
equalizerpost

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1 12 2009
primo

ph, san mo na-lift yung quote ni imelda marcos? garapal naman ‘yun.

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1 12 2009
Maricel

Despite all odds, the Kapampangans were able to elect Among Ed to as their Governor. If they reject Gloria as Congresswoman they will earn the entire nations respect and gratitude.

KAPAL TALAGA NG MUKHA NI GMA.

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2 12 2009
saleeng pusa

Oh yes. If they would reject GMA and her mole. But if they still deem her as Pampanga’s Best and elect her.. then Adios Pilipinas!

Hali na kayo! Evacuate na tayo sa MARS! Nakakakilabot na tumira dito!

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1 12 2009
Raz

We also need a song for Jamby. Might I suggest “I kissed the girls”? 🙂

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1 12 2009
eufems

I’ll also suggest a song for Gibo. Can he use “ampogi pogi ni Gibo, nakakabigo…’

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1 12 2009
mountain top experience

matatalo si gma sa buong pinas pero 98% na mananalo yan sa hometown niya.

ikaw ba naman ang pasko araw araw, hindi mo iboboto?

haaay, Pilipinas….

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1 12 2009
Maglulupa

Everything is so obvious. GMA wants to stay in power and people in Pampanga where she’s running are all too stupid or too blinded by money to vote her. She will win. No doubt about that. Ang kulang na lang ay ang magiging presidente na pwede niyang bayaran so she can push with Charter Change. And I think, lahat ng presindentiables ay kaya nyang bayaran aside from Noynoy. Again, Im not a fan of this Abnoy guy. If you’re thinking Villar?? business is business. If Gloria will give trillions of pesos, magbabago ba ang decision mo? Gibo?? Erap??? Most of us including me, assumes that Noynoy doesnt know anything, that he’s stupid. Pero sa panahon na ito, hindi kailangan ng gubyerno ng taong sagad sa galing at talino dahil simpleng sentido comon lang ang kailangan para magdesisyon kung ano ang tama at mali. Just a question, pag inabutan ka ng milyong piso ng kahit sinong official ng government, tatanggapin mo ba? Sa tingin mo, sino sa mga presindentiables ang tatanggap sa sitwasyon na nito?

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1 12 2009
atebeybs

i beg to disagree…kung may una mang mabibili dyan is ang kuya noynoy ko kasi wala sya sarili desisyon……you cant buy villar kasi mayaman na sya…..he can say no to everybody also kasi wala sya utang sa kanila…remember the time he bang the gavel on erap considering kasamahan nya to.

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1 12 2009
atebeybs

i beg to disagree………kung may una mang mabibili dyan is ang kuya noynoy ko kasi wala sya sarili desisyon……you cant buy villar kasi mayaman na sya…..he can say no to everybody also kasi wala sya utang sa kanila…remember the time he bangs the gavel on erap impeachment considering kasamahan nya to.

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2 12 2009
Maglulupa

Hell yes! tama ka atebeybs, corrupt nga ako and i know how corrupt people think. Or maybe my eyes are widely too open to see how this system really works. Alam naman ng buong mundo na mayaman na ang Villar mo so why invest billions of pesos to get the highest seat of the nation? What? to get 60 thousand pesos per month? Don’t tell me those crap like dahil gusto nyang tumulong sa bayan dahil lahat ng kandidato yan ang sinasabi including past presidents. Kung yaman ang pinag uusapan, bakit ang mga Zobel de Ayala at Henry Sy eh hindi tumakbo? Iba ang yaman na nakuha sa negosyo at yama na nakuha sa gubyerno. Malaki po ang pinagkaiba ng mabilis na pera kesa sa pinaghirapan na pera. Isn’t Gloria is the best example of this? think about it….

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2 12 2009
TOMADOR

wow! si Villar incorruptible??? That’s the joke of the century LOL

Tama si Maglulupa, bket ka nga ba gagastos ng ilang bilyon piso para lang pagsilbihan ang bayan?? At non-commital pa sa pag divest ng kanyang mga pag aari kung sakaling manalo bilang presidente. MONEY Villar as they call him is a businessman, he is in it for the R. O. I.

Wala si Yaman yan Atebeybs, nasa prinsipyo ng tao yan. Sipag at tyaga? Langya kundi dahil kay Cynthia Aguilar Villar hindi naman talaga yayaman si Money ng ganyan. The crap about sipag at tyaga bullshit, sipag sa panliligaw sa mayaman dapat ganyan ang slogan ni MONEY!

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2 12 2009
atebeybs

Kasalanan ba nung tao na naging mayaman sya o ang asawa nya..at least sarili nya pera ginagastos nya…..kaya wala sya pinagkakautangan.

Yun ibang kandidato, san sila kumukuha ng pera….contributions ng ibat ibang negosyante……….and how do you expect that candidate to repay those contributor kuno……….do u expect also that such contributors will shell their f..cking money for free?……….c’mon……as a matter of fact…..mas madami contributors……mas marami ka dapat pagbigyan pabor kung sakali ma elect such president……that causes chaos kasi para silang mga vultures na mag a agawan sa isang pirasong karne.

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2 12 2009
andrei

the idea that a rich man cannot be corrupted is like saying that Gloria Arroyo will not hunger for more power because she has already reached the peak of her political career here in the country.
We have to remember, negosyante si Villar. hindi nag iinvest on something na walang returns. ano yun bigla na lang isang umaga sabi nya sa sarili ninya “ayoko na maging mayaman. tatakbo na lang ako presidente para mabawasan ang kayamanan ko. nakakainis kasi, ang dami kong pera sa cabinet.”

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2 12 2009
Mizo

sang-ayon ako syo atebeybs.

wag mo ng patulan ang dalawang yan (TOMADOR & Maglulupa). kita mo naman ang takbo ng pagiisip. ok sana kasi dahil me posisyon sila sa ganitong mga usapin ang problema lang makitid na nga ang utak maling direksyon pa ang pagiisip.

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2 12 2009
asar-talo

hindi ka pro-villar! peace!

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1 12 2009
yatats

Sa tingin ko? Corrupt ka.

The problem with these corrupt people is that they think all the others are corrupt like them. (maglulupa I’m sure is one of them.)

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1 12 2009
eufems

Bayad bayad lang ba? Buti na lang hindi natin presidente si Danding…

Dapat kasi tumakbo si Sir Chiz, but then…

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2 12 2009
Mizo

@Maglulupa: ang babaw at ang dumi ng pananaw mo sa kapwa at bansa.

kulang ang kaalaman mo sa taong tinutukoy mo pero ang dami mong sinasabi na likha ng marumi mong pagiisip. gawin mo ang pagsaliksik maging sa ibang taong paguukulan mo ng iyong opinyon.

malamang produkto ang pagiisip mo ng maruming media na nagkaroon ng access sa PH at nilalabas mo ito dito. okay lang.

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2 12 2009
Mizo

etong si tomador mukhang me personal vendetta. me pinag-uugatan ang galit. meron ata ‘tong hiningi at hindi napagbigyan. huli!

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2 12 2009
atebeybs

You missed my point Kuya Andrei……Villar has only himself to feed unlike other candidates who has so many mouths to feed……….pare pareho lang naman sila gumagastos ng malaki…………the difference is how to repay such debt of gratitude……………..magpapatayan sila para lang maka first base.

Remember what happend during Cory’s time…..Cory is an honest person…..but due to so many utangs……she doesnt know how to repay them……..dami bulong brigade…………kaya ung iba dinadaan na lang sa kudeta.

It’s very inappropriate to compare Villar to Gloria………..kaya nga andyan pa si Gloria marami pa sya utang na loob na dapat pagbayaran……..nde pa sya tapos………those same persons na pinagkakautangan nya ang nagtutulak sa kanya na kumapit sa puwesto……kumbaga………..pusang gala, wag ka muna umalis sa puwesto, di mo pa nabibigay sa akin pangako mo……so there it goes.

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2 12 2009
asar-talo

Hindi ka talaga pro-villar!

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3 12 2009
mike

atebeybs may tama ka ..hehee..sangayon ako sayo kaya lang may point din silang inilalahad diba?? bakit ka nga mag uubos ng bilyong piso ng sarili mong pera para mahalal lang na presidente, tiyak may hidden agenda ka..

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3 12 2009
agree

i agree with andrei. It doesnt follow that if you’re already rich, di ka na magiging corrupt. Damn. Reminds me of the double entry.lol

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3 12 2009
atebeybs

nope…i’m not a pro villar……actually my choice for president is BF….disiplina ang kailangan……now…..i will go for Gordon-BF Team………but just for the sake of debate……i share my ounce of thought.

the premise is paano babawiin ng mga kandidato ang kanilang ginastos sa kampanya…………..and everybody is asking it to Villar.

Please be reminded that other candidates have also spent a lot of money to bankroll their campaign…………nde nga lang galing sa sarili nilang bulsa but galing sa mga contributions………….so the same question will arise, paano babawiin ng mga contributors ang kanilang itinulong…….this scenario is worse than the case of villar kasi mas maraming babawi, mas magulo.

Kaya nga umalis is Kuya Chiz sa NPC kasi di sya binigyan ni Boss Danding ng 1 billion pesos as campaign fund…………Remember Tita Swannie went to Kuya Chiz and declare her support to him………She then tells Kuya Chiz that Boss Danding gave FPJ 1Billion as campaign fund……..So Kuya Chiz wants the same amount but the Boss rejected it……..The Boss knows that he has other aces in the person of Gibo and Kuya Noynoy……….kaya he dont want to give a 100% support to any candidate.

Now tell me………in case natuloy kandidatura ni Kuya Chiz, how do you think he will repay the Boss……..How about Kuya Noynoy, how will he repay those vultures around him.

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3 12 2009
mike

for the service of the filipino people?? gasgas na gasgas na linyang yan ano..tell that to the ampatuans!! di porke mayaman dina corrupt,mas corrupt pa nga sila dahil poprotektahan nila yaman nila,unlikemahirap wala pa poprotektahang yaman..hehee..

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1 12 2009
thepiaya

how do you say greed in kapampangan?

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1 12 2009
andrei

gloria arroyo

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1 12 2009
Punyemas

Greed – “DEMONYO, udas, barabas, estas” in short “GLORIA”. Punyeta!

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1 12 2009
thepiaya

@adrei and @punyemas bullseye!

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1 12 2009
cefas

brilliant! hahaha sakto!

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1 12 2009
May

wow! the lyrics are damn good. napapakanta ako, madaling sabayan.

I personally vote Mae Paner aka Juana Change as the interpreter. I hope she reads your I Will Survive lyrics and decides to make a video out of the song. A PH and JC collab!

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1 12 2009
cefas

tumakbo cya s senado tgnan ko kung manalo cya
hahahaha

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1 12 2009
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1 12 2009
Worried Pinoy

Pikit mata si Gloria sa issue ng maguindanao masaker. Inutusan ang mga alipores nya para pag takpan na wala syang kinalaman at wala syang pakialam sa mga journalist at kapwa natin pinoy na walang habas na pinaslang ng isang demonyo na ka-alyado nya. Tapos ngayon, parang santo na nagpunta sa Pampanga para mag file ng COC upang maging congresswoman. So wala na talaga tayong presidente ngayon. Nagpapanggap lang talaga si pandak na presidente. Mas masahol pa kay erap itong babae na to. grabe. No bad words can describe her. Mas masahol pa sya sa lider ng impyerno. Sana lang mas masahol pa sa kanya ang susunod na presidente. SANA LANG! Nakakatakot ng manirahan sa Pilipinas. Hindi mo alam, bukas papatayin ka na rin. Grabe…

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1 12 2009
kalokah

malakas sya sa district nya.
pano yan, ayaw tumakbo ni randy david?

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1 12 2009
eufems

MABUHAY ANG ENGINEER NA TAGA-PORAC!!!
[Hindi tatakbo yung Liberal na half-sister ni Gloria na mukha namang mabait?!]

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1 12 2009
bai

as what randy david said “running against her would be suicide”.. it is so clear that the kapampangans favored her so much.. no doubt it would be another term of graft and corruption..

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1 12 2009
Jeko

nakaka LSS! hehehe 😀

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1 12 2009
chiwee

Shameless!
Kung mey librong Once is Not Enough, Twice is Not Enough sa kanya.
She says she is too young to retire, public service is in her DNA. Duh!

A two-time president stepping down to run for Congress is so REPULSIVE. Kapal talaga!

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1 12 2009
eufems

*Thrice is not Enough?

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1 12 2009
timpaul

Ang galing mo, prof. She will hold on to power by hook or by crook. Pero, to quote my favorite columnist “May araw din sya.”

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1 12 2009
esa

That’s from Conrado de Quiroz. Let’s keep praying… that GOD in His infinite wisdom will give the Fiipinos a respite from all these negative things/persons/events that have been thrown on us.

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1 12 2009
matchbox20_01

Another brilliant post! tama lang na yung sa chorus eh masa ang sumasagot. Galing PH. Must have spent a lot of time wracking your brain malabas lang to hehehe… Kodus and I really admire you! Nga pala… BWEHSET KA GLORIA, KAPAL MUKS KA TALAGA… SANA MAGING NUNAL NALANG YANG BUO MONG MUKHA..>>

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1 12 2009
mayche

Great lyrics..But yes, mas nakakalungkot if the constituents from 2nd District of Pampanga decided to vote her. It’s also time that the community must be politically mature and guard its vote. Shame shame, where art thou?

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1 12 2009
semajeds

nice one heckler! im also an avid follower but my first time to comment 🙂 will share this in our office
@thepiaya: greed, in kapampangan is “katakawan”. same spelling as in sa tagalog but different pronunciation lang 🙂

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1 12 2009
thepiaya

thanks for the info! i believe it is KADALUKAN in ilonggo.

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2 12 2009
chiwee

and many more:

HANGOL-HANGOL
HAKOG-HAKOG
SUBOK-SUBOK

karilinti guid.

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3 12 2009
dguardian

SUNGAK-SUNGAK gid ya!

bitokon guro ang putot nga ‘ni! wahahaha!

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1 12 2009
bernadette

BRAVO! Great heckling as always, heckler!

Sana kantahan via megaphone ang malakanyang nito…pang-inis baga kung hindi madaan sa kunsensya.

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1 12 2009
mackyramirez

husay talaga

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1 12 2009
timpaul

Galit ka ba sa akin, prof? May wit naman yung mga comments ko pero pangatlo na ata di pa na popost? Gwapo naman ako altho mas gwapo ka lang. Galit ka ba, prof?

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1 12 2009
professionalheckler

pasensya na po kung hindi kaagad na approve ang mga comments. i had to catch on some Zs at ngayon lang ako nagising. now lang po ako nakapagbukas ng blog. nope, wala akong galit sa ‘yo.

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1 12 2009
juanaganda

..o siya, pagbigyan na natin..walang basagan ng trip para mag-rambulan sila sa Congress..

PH, ang galing mo! raise the roof!!!

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1 12 2009
topdog

eh bakit naman kayo galit kay gloria? Cge nga!

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2 12 2009
TOMADOR

san planeta ka galing?

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2 12 2009
andrei

anak ng… kaibigan. nakikita mo ba ang nangyayari na sa bansa natin?

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2 12 2009
saleeng pusa

nahilo ako sa tanong mo..

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1 12 2009
mavakes

as olweys, and galeng!

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1 12 2009
BAROK

Despicable…shameless…greed for power.

Unless we cut it starting from the roots of her “political machinery”, evil will continue to reign.

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1 12 2009
JAy

Napakanta ako Ha

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1 12 2009
allure'

hi!been wanting to write a comment,medyo shy kc ako.but this particular blog di ko na mapigilang di mag comment.you are soooo galing talaga.like everybody else, napakanta rin ako.
i suggest micheal v for the interpretation, kc i know mabibigyan yan ng right attitude and acting yung song.coz he is also a genius like you.
suggestion lng naman.
thanks for making philippine politics interesting,still!!!

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1 12 2009
professionalheckler

hahahah. natawa naman ako dun sa ‘SHY AKO.’ salamat sa pagbabasa. 🙂

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1 12 2009
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Social comments and analytics for this post…

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1 12 2009
mar

KAPAL! yun lang.

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1 12 2009
Nene Katorse

this is my favorite pa naman pag nagvivideoke kami, ngayon si midget na ang naalala ko. hmp!

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1 12 2009
irishprecious

LMAO.:)) Love the composition, Sir. I cannot read it without singing..

This is my first time to view your site. I’ll definitely be back for more..

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1 12 2009
irishprecious

btw, I agree with allure’s comment: Michael V should be the one to interpret the song..:))

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1 12 2009
bai

i like the song.. this would surpassed the garci taped played years before.. as for gloria, sobrang kapal ng mukha niya.. it only shows the corruptness that runs in her veins.. ” i am not ready to step down from public service” as she was quoted.. it should have been ” i am not ready to to turned down graft and corruption bribes that come my way”.. so much for money and power.. she’s worse than marcos..

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1 12 2009
alaskador

Ang galing mo PH….bilib na talaga ako!

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1 12 2009
senior60

teka lang muna, ang survey pala ay

“Who should be 2009’s ” Filipino(s) of the Year” “,
akala ko “Hero of the Year”

but granting na pareho lang sila, huwag tayong
magpakaplastik, alam ninyo, tayong lahat naman
at pwedeng magiging hero, hindi lang sa mga
volunteers noong nakaraang bagyong ondoy at
pepeng…

however ang connotation talaga ng hero, in the real
sense of the word, at huwag na kayong mag pilosopo
tasyo ay yung makagawa ng mga pambihirang bigay
or gawain na hindi magagawa ng kahit sino lang…

@ badong

napansin mo? ako hindi , pero seriously, kung gaano mo
ka hate si gloria, ako ano, hate ko siya sa kanyang pagka
corrupt at sa hello garci, other than that, ok naman siya,
nakaraos naman tayo kahit papaano…

@ seth

honestly, hindi ko naintindihan ang ” bayarang hero si pacquiao”
pwede paki expound

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2 12 2009
siobhan

so off-topic. starting arguments just for the heck of it. deal with it and just move on, it’s just a survey.

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2 12 2009
badong

i agree senior60, talagang nakakaraos naman tayo… yun nga lang after being screwed – LITERALLY!!!???

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2 12 2009
Balty

Sorry, ha, pero, sa aking palagay, kaya ang isang tao’y pinaparangalan bilang bayani ay upang gayahin s’ya ng ibang tao. Parang mga santo ng Katoliko. Hindi sila dapat sinasamba, tinitingala lamang, at, tapos, uwian na pagkatapos ng boksing. Dapat ginagaya rin natin ang kanilang nagawa. Kaya, kung kay Pacquiao din lang, mas gugustuhin ko pang tignan ng aking mga anak na bayani si Efren.

Hindi ko inaalis ang mga nagawa ni Pacquiao. Malaking karangalan ang naiuwi n’ya, ‘di lamang para sa kanyang sarili, nguni’t para sa bansa. Proud din ako sa kanya. Pero, mas proud ako ‘pag lumuluhod s’ya’t nananalangin pagkatapos n’yang manalo. Mas proud ako ‘pag tinutulungan n’yang makatayo ang tumumbang kalaban kesa magtatalon s’ya sa tuwa. Mas proud ako ‘pag, pagkatapos ng boksing, kinakaibigan n’ya ang kanyang katunggali; may respeto s’ya sa mga tao.

Kaso, nawawala ‘yun dahil ang tinitignan ng tao ay ‘yung galing n’ya sa boksing. Sa tanda kong ito, hindi ko na kayang magpatumba pa ng tao.

Kahit sa inuman.

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2 12 2009
badong

ang hirap pa dito kay senior60 he seems to having hard time finding how to reply and you’ll end chasing him somewhere… 🙂

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2 12 2009
badong

hirap pa dito kay senior60 he seems to have problem finding how to reply and you’ll end up chasing him somewhere… 🙂

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1 12 2009
Joma

Ang galing! Henyo ka talaga Mr. PH. Consider K Brosas to interpret your parody. Ang galing ni K dito.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZYFtMZVuDk

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2 12 2009
watdapak

ibang level ka naaaa! composer na ang idol ko 🙂

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2 12 2009
iamrico

Suggestion ko para kay Gloria is mag-public service na lang sya ng walang elective or appointed position in government.Chance nya yun to redeem herself.

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2 12 2009
Valerie

Hey,

Thanks for the laughs. Ur satirical wit is amazing. I’m not a very techie person though, is there a way for me to share this through twitter or FB? Thanks.

Val

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2 12 2009
professionalheckler

hi val. you may just copy the url >> http://www.professionalheckler.wordpress.com and paste it on your twitter and FB status. it will automatically redirect your readers to this blog. thank you for droppin’ by.

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2 12 2009
faith laperal

the gall of this person to run again!!! ang kapal talaga!!!

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2 12 2009
YeKiS

If she wins, 5 arroyo’s will be seating on the congress.. Record nanaman to!

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2 12 2009
TOMADOR

di naman, baka tatlo lang same as today

Iggy Arroyo – malamang manalo itong si Jose Pidal…ay teka si Mike Arroyo pala si Jose Pidal LOL

Datu Arroyo – depende kung matutupad ang hiling ng kanyang pamilyang madagdagan ng destrito ang camarines. San ka pa ba nakakita ng ganyan diba, pinag-sasaksakan ang sarili sa hindi pwede

Gloria Arroyo – Malamang mananalo itong hitad na ito sa 2nd district ng Pampanga

Kaya ang maganda I-JUNK lahat ng incumbent LAKAS-KAMPI Congressman na tatakbo ulit sa 2010 para hindi nila ma control ang kongreso!

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2 12 2009
paranoidpluto

i find PGMA’s bid for congress rather acceptable, she has every right to run after all. i don’t think people these days are so irrational that they would vote for her, but then again irrationality seems to be the norm in this godforsaken country. earth eat me.

i love consuming your political commentaries because of the wit and bitter sarcasm. pretty stoked to meet you and get you to talk in UP diliman.

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2 12 2009
Balty

Hi, Prof, Brilliant ka talaga! Bilib ako sa utak mo. Mahirap ‘ata ‘yung magpatawa lagi. O, kasi, intrinsic namang katawa-tawa ang ating poliitka?

Neweys, palagay ko hindi lang dahil gustong tumakas ni GMA sa lawsuit kaya s’ya tumakbo. Nakaisip ako ng sampung dahilan, ala-top ten reasons ni David Letterman. Sana’y magustuhan mo rin: http://ytlab.blogspot.com/2009/12/top-ten-reasons-why-gma-is-running.html

Salamat sa mga posts mo. Nakakagaang ng loob, kahit mabigat. =)

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2 12 2009
orman

wala ka bang ni isang kahinaan, idol? hay kakainggit ang talent mo. kahit kalingkingan mo lang sana’y magaya ko…

another great post! lalo kong gusto yakapin si gma! mahigpit na mahigpit na yakap hanggang sa hindi siya makahinga.

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2 12 2009
senior60

wala wala sila sa iyo mister heckler, yong ibang mga

composer daw kuno na ang mga wordings ay pabalikbalik

lang, i agree, ibang level ka na, in fact, to the highest na….

ang suggestion ko, sina moymoy palaboy…

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2 12 2009
elmer

super sing talga ako….he…he… kakantahin ko ito sa krismas party namin….i can’t help but make a comment….all i could say is that… ang kapal talaga ng mukha ni PGMA…. saang planeta ba galing iyang bubwit na yan… she’s one in a trillion species… extinct na cya… i really can’t describe her in the worst words that i kud give her…. Dyan ako naiinis talaga kasi wala nga me talga worst(est)??? word(s) that wud reli fit sa kanya….%$####@$h#T…. ito na lang message ko kay PGMA…. KAPAL MOHHHHHHH!!!!!… (sabay kurot sa singit na pinong-pino)… ang sarap mong ilagay sa inner core ng SUN…. pero bago yon..eh… tutuhugin muna kita ng malaking kawayan (hindi ko na tatanggalin ang bulo) wala na pating tilos pipilitin kong ipasok sa malaki mong bibig..tapos bago kita dalhin sa outer space ay ibabaon ko muna cya sa isang drum na puno ng mga pulang langgam na imported pa sa Brazil… pagkatapos magpapaprito ako ng siling labuyo sa Bicol… habang kumukulo pa ay ipapahid ko sa iyong katawan….. ako ng ang naccgurado ko na bago gawin ang lahat ng ito ay dadalhin muna kita sa St. Luke’s Hospital…. para i-activate lahat ng iyong nerves….

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2 12 2009
Smile

enjoy ako!

nga pla, matagal na kitang nalink sa blog ko. FYI lang. 😀

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2 12 2009
d' Original Mommy

hahahahaha sobra nakakatawa

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2 12 2009
timpaul

LOI REYES LANDICHO FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

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2 12 2009
professionalheckler

nuisance candidate! hahahaha

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2 12 2009
atebeybs

Watch out!….gagawing campaign jingle yan ni Gloria…..hingi ka Heckler ng royalty ha……rock on!

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2 12 2009
equalizerpost

“President Gloria is the best leader our country has ever had and I thank God that I was born the son of Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.” Mikey

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2 12 2009
professionalheckler

NOW THAT was hilarious!

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3 12 2009
phreddox

Mikey speaking though his ass again 😀 Nice quote lol!

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2 12 2009
rhya

grabe…tumatawa ako habang kinakanta ‘to… all hail HP for this post..^_^

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3 12 2009
badjao

galing, PH! saludo ako at handang maki-kanta para marinig ng taumbayan… pero, tamaan kaya sya

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2 12 2009
asar-talo

Sana ihiwalay na mindanao sa pinas, puro kataehan ang pinaggagagawa ng mga pulitikong taga luzon.

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2 12 2009
t.tinio

Yes it’s a fact Gloria Arroyo sucks big time but we, as a people, also have ourselves to blame for being too ‘regionalistic’. As long as a person is our ‘ka-pamilya’, ‘ka-nayon’;, or ‘ka-probinsiya’, we automatically give our all-out support even if said person has had questionable dealings in government and has exhibited moral bankruptcy. So let’s go slow in condemning the people of Maguindanao for rabidly supporting the Ampatuans, when the Kapampangans themselves are also going ‘gaga’ over their Lady Gaga GMA! But I’m not blaming the Kokaks only, as this is true for every region and province in our country.

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2 12 2009
Anonymous

tama na kayo, inggit lang dahil wala kayung mga Pineda na paraing Ampatuan ng Pampanga

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3 12 2009
kwag

i heard from tv patrol a month ago that one of pgma’s ancestor will possibly be annointed as saint.. mahiya sana cya sa mga ninuno nya

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3 12 2009
phreddox

Using the name of GMA and together with words like saint, holy, good, decent, delicadeza, and public service should be banned. She’s giving those words a bad meaning.

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3 12 2009
Maglulupa

I just saw in the news that Sec. Ermita confessed that Charter Change is a reason why Gloria run for congress…

http://www.gmanews.tv/story/178384/charter-change-remains-arroyos-priority-malacantildeang

I strongly believe in this. Wala at ayoko nang mag isip ng ibang dahilan kung bakit naisipan ng magaling na Gloria para maging kotongresista. Sana lang mabasa ng mga kapampangan ito para maisip nila na ginagamit lang sila ni pandak.

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3 12 2009
Alberto

Gloria…The Fool who Cheats Steals and Kills!!!!!!!!!!!

(Presidential Race to Congress,Not Endorsed!)

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3 12 2009
Tito Boy

Ang kapalaran ng buong bansa ay nasa kamay ng mga botante sa Pampanga.

Holy Sh**

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3 12 2009
Tito Boy

Mr. Heckler,

I want to ask permission from you to link your site in my blog.

Thanks.

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3 12 2009
professionalheckler

surely. thanks.

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3 12 2009
Regina

Panalo! Pang videoke na to!

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3 12 2009
carelesshush

hahahahahahah nagiging composer ka Mr. H!!!!

DELICADEZA = RUNNING FOR CONGRESS WHILE YOU’RE STILL THE PRES OF THE COUNTRY AND AIM FOR PRIME MINISTRY???

LOLS

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3 12 2009
nickie wang

pwedeng mag-request? next time kay erap naman!

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3 12 2009
professionalheckler

sure.

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4 12 2009
JayEm

PH pwede pa link nito sa FB? Ayos to ah! Btw, meron akong narinig na version ng NOBODY (merong audio)…

… Alam mong ayaw namin sa ‘yo Gloria
And it will never change…

Alis na!

Gloria nobody, nobody wants you
Gloria nobody, nobody trusts you
Termino’y huwag pa habain
Pahirap ka sa amin
Cha Cha mo’y bibiguin, bibiguin, bibiguin…

Bakit ba ayaw mo umalis diyan sa pwesto
Taong bayan ngayon sayo’y di na paloloko
Ang Pandaraya’t pagnanakaw mo
Huling-huli ka na, di na maitatago.

Sabi mo no’n you will not run
Ngayon naman congresswoman
You know it’s not right at
Baya’y di papayag president o prime minister man

Gloria nobody, nobody wants you
Gloria nobody, nobody trusts you
Termino’y huwag pa habain
Pahirap ka sa amin
Cha Cha mo’y bibiguin, bibiguin, bibiguin…

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4 12 2009
roanne

PANALO!!!! APIR!!

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4 12 2009
roanne

permission to post in fb 🙂 thanks! 🙂

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4 12 2009
professionalheckler

sure roanne. thanks.

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7 12 2009
pm

this made me laugh.. i hope this has music video… and also the version of Nobody… sana may funny music video na kasama…

this made my day!

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