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THE SEARCH IS OVER, TOO

18 11 2009


SENATOR MANNY VILLAR has formally declared Sen. Loren Legarda as his running mate in next year’s national elections. For helping him find Legarda after weeks of an agonizing search, Villar thanked his partymates, his loyal supporters, his family, and Chiz Escudero.

Things In Common
In declaring her support for the Nacionalista Party’s unofficial presidential candidate, Sen. Loren Legarda said, she and Manny Villar “share many things in common.” They both have the same vision; they both have the same platform, and they both have no other choice.

Nacionalista Party’s Manny Villar has chosen Sen. Loren Legarda as his official vice presidential running mate… prompting game show host Willie Revillame to initiate talks with Sen. Chiz Escudero.

Sen. Loren Legarda has found a new partner. Surprisingly, she picked someone who’s only 60 years old.

Ralph and Vi
Former senator Ralph Recto and his wife, Batangas Gov. Vilma Santos have left the ruling coalition and joined the Liberal Party. Ralph said he decided to leave Lakas and join the LP after a month of consultations with leaders, stakeholders, family, friends and staff. Vilma explained she decided to leave Lakas and join the LP after a month of consultation with Luis.

Pulse Asia Survey
Sen. Noynoy Aquino topped the latest Pulse Asia survey on ‘presidentiables’ with 44 percent. The ruling party’s bet, Gilbert Teodoro got 2 percent. Actually, he got 10 percent in the initial tally but before the final results could be announced, 8 percent of the respondents have already defected to Noynoy.

Comelec vs. ‘Ang Ladlad’
Trying to justify his decision to reject the application for accreditation of “Ang Ladlad” in the party list polls next year, Comelec Commissioner Nicodemo Ferrer says homosexuals are actually “over-represented” in both Houses of Congress. Ferrer vowed to unmask the gay senators and congressmen when he debuts as guest co-host on… “The Buzz.” Su-su-nod!

Comelec vs. ‘Ang Ladlad’ II
Comelec Commissioner Nicodemo Ferrer said there was no need to accredit ‘Ang Ladlad’ because homosexuals were actually “over-represented” in both the Lower House and the Senate… to which Sen. Jamby Madrigal said, “Weh?”

Comelec vs. ‘Ang Ladlad’ III
Comelec Commissioner Nicodemo Ferrer says there’s no need to accredit ‘Ang Ladlad’ as a party list group since homosexuals are “over-represented” in both the Lower House and the Senate. Pressed by the media to identify them, Ferrer answered, “Sinetch sila?!? Wiz ko sila namesung. Baka ma-imbyerna ang mga lola at tsugiin ako. This press con is so over! Babush!”

Nograles for Gays
Taking the cudgels for ‘Ang Ladlad,’ House Speaker Prospero Nograles dismissed the Comelec’s claim that gays were “overrepresented” in Congress. Nograles insisted that ‘Ang Ladlad’ should be accredited since the solons being referred to by Ferrer were members of another group, ‘Ang Tagô.’

Pacman’s Homecoming
The National Capital Region will reportedly deploy 2,000 policemen on Friday to secure Manny Pacquiao. Another group of 3,000 cops will be deployed to secure Krista Ranillo. [Humanda ka sa fans ni Jinkee!]
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“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.”
~Lynn Lavner

Survey Says
Forget about the money! Who would you rather have as a boyriend:
Noynoy Aquino :37%
Manny Pacquiao :63%

We have a new survey. Please vote now.

Elsewhere
I was supposed to write about this but Newsbreak already came up with a similar observation: the 2010 polls are a battle of universities, too

What’s the word of the year according to Oxford University Press? Find out here.

Here’s the controversial paparazzi video of Manny Pacquiao and an unidentified girl after the former’s guesting on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’

Personal
Ito ay isang panawagan sa National Historical Institute na patuloy sa pagpapaunlak ng panayam sa media kaugnay ng anila’y maling pag-awit ng La Diva sa Lupang Hinirang noong laban ni Manny Pacquiao. If the ladies violated the law, then sanction them according to the written rules and regulations ng NHI. Dakdak kayo nang dakdak noon pa mang Pacquiao-Hatton fight, pero wala naman kayong ginagawang aksyon. Nasaan na si Martin Nievera? Naparusahan ba? If there’s a law, then impose the freakin’ law. Hindi ‘yung putak kayo nang putak, wala naman kayong kongkretong aksyong ginagawa laban sa mga “nagkamali.” Punyeta!

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60 responses

18 11 2009
chiwee

“…. and they both have no other choice.”

Bwahahahahahahaha! You nailed it, Heckler. Ang galing! 😀 😀 😀

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18 11 2009
James

Hahaha.Galing!

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18 11 2009
lan-ey

UP Fight!!! Hahaha!

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18 11 2009
carelesshush

ahaha natawa din ako dun sa THEY BOTH HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE!
parang ganun na nga ang nangyari eh.

bakit si Gibo, si Edu ang napili?? para ba itong, pagbunot sa tambyolo at si Edu ang lucky home partner?! lols

parang si krista ranillo nga yung nasa car…hayy…kung totoo nga..wawa nmn si Jinkee! kung ako kay jinkee hamunin ko suntukan si krista nyahahaha

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18 11 2009
MiuMiu

““…. and they both have no other choice.” is it just me, or every time Loren speaks (in perfect newscaster diction & modulation), i cringe. ‘feels staged.

haha. funny.

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18 11 2009
TOMADOR

Huli ka Manoy!!!

Pacman naman….bket naman ganyan??? Bakit masyadong halata ang pambabae..keep it on the low down naman pre! Anover!

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18 11 2009
atebeybs

Battle of the colors/universities….in that case……since I’m from State U…..go Maroons! hmmmm….no other choice nga ba?

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18 11 2009
topdog

very nice again! Complete na naman ang day ko! Thanks Mr. Heckler! Anyway friends na kami ni @Mr. Senior60. Along with Tinio, lunch kami sa congo Grille or Holy Cow sa MOA, courtesy of Mr. Senior60. Sama ka?

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18 11 2009
chiwee

aba mga ka-berks, when yan?

Kami nina mavakes at phreddox ay may EB lunch sa Claw Daddy, EDSA Shang, this Saturday. Treat ni phreddox who will be arriving from Dubai. 🙂 🙂

Mr. Heckler, na-invite ka na ba ni bestfriend mavakes?

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18 11 2009
phreddox

Hopefully no need to deploy thousands of policemen sa lunch meet nyo hehehe

Pinaaaaasssss!!! amishuuuuu!!!

chiwee tawagan kita morning ng Saturday 😀

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19 11 2009
esa

That’s nice! You can be friends and be cordial…and agree that you can disagree on some issues! GOD Bless!

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18 11 2009
Jay fr SG

Panadol please…hahahaha sakit na tiyan ko sa katatawa…Tapos-The End- Ah-Ummm

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18 11 2009
eufems

@battle of universities news

dapat ang mag-team up si Erap at Fernando para Mapua Institute of Technology parehas!

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18 11 2009
phreddox

Si Legarda maka-environment kuno.

Etong si Villar, mapanira sa enviroment (housing developments are one of the biggest enemies of the environment).

Tapos tandem sila?

Ano ito sleeping with the devil? heheh

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18 11 2009
atebeybs

uy kita kits sila ha…..sana ako din…..kaya lang january pa uwi ko eh…….kelan Grand EB natin Heckler?

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18 11 2009
Punyemas

Nasaan na si Martin Nievera? Naparusahan ba? If there’s a law, then impose the freakin’ law. Hindi ‘yung putak kayo nang putak, wala naman kayong kongkretong aksyong ginagawa laban sa mga “nagkamali.” Punyeta!

– Punyeta talaga!!! Bakit ang mga batang paslit na mali ang pag kanta sa lupang hinirang eh hindi nila inaayos?? kasuhan nyo din ang mga bata! mga punyetang manok! puro putak! Punyeta!

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18 11 2009
t.tinio

O ayan Senior60 narinig mo kay Topdog, peace na tayong lahat ha.

Kelan tayo mag-EB, don’t worry hindi kayo magbe-besobeso ni Topdog,
body-slam na lang so that macho ang dating.

BTW bumoto ka na ba sa latest poll ni PH. Dapat pagtanggol mo ang federation
at baka magalit sa ‘yo si Tito Danton, hehehe! Nagblo-blog din yun dito, ikaw rin!

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18 11 2009
raul

villar is the highest bidder!! he.he.he.

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19 11 2009
BAROK

Correct ka dyan!

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18 11 2009
mark

what college course did edu complete at dlsu?

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18 11 2009
banjo

wala tapos na college course c edu. lamang sa kanya si mar padyak.

GO ATENEO. ONE BIG FIGHT!

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19 11 2009
esa

Some years ago, sabi ng dati kong boss na taga DLSU, Edu raw was a member of the bench boys at the DLSU campus (palagi nakaupo sa campus bench watching passersby kaya?). I’m not familiar with DLSU campus, taga-UP ako and senior citizen na. At any rate, I have nothing really against him for as long as he keeps his eyes off the vice presidency.

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18 11 2009
icedog

@Personal view – hindi ka naman galit nyan? lolz

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18 11 2009
Jef

Dito ako sobrang natawa.. “Weh?”

Wahahaha!

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18 11 2009
mommy

3000 cops to secure Krista…LOL!
I wonder how much the Ranillo family earned from the fight.

Turncoats and Party switching…all I can say is that Philippine politics is really about personality and popularity. Politicians don’t join political parties because of platforms and beliefs but mainly because of popularity of the parties candidates.

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18 11 2009
Rhodge

True. Hanggang putak lang ba ang NHI? Sir Ambeth Ocampo?
Nauulit lang ng nauulit ang pagkakamali e. Putak lang ng putak ang NHI.
Nakakagalit lang talaga.

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18 11 2009
thenashman

there is no Law broken because it was sung in Nevada.

Philippine laws do not apply in Nevada.

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19 11 2009
professionalheckler

so why’s the NHI all over saying something has been (probably) violated?

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19 11 2009
esa

The NHI, for all its constant “putak” on this issue after every boxing fight, should take a pro-active stance and clear the issue once and for all as to what is proper and what is in accordance to law. How about sitting down with the musical arrangers and concerned parties to once and for all settle this issue? The national anthem is sung not only in international boxing fights but in other events as well. Nagkataon lang na boxing fights (esp. of Mr. Pacquiao) are aired and given media exposure alongside the singingi of our national anthem.

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18 11 2009
senior60

mister heckler, hindi magtatagal sa binyagan at kasalan
ka na ma imbitahan….

ano ka topdog, ikaw ang nang imbita tapos ako taya? hallerrrr

tungkol sa survey, over naman si ferrer sa pagsabing over-represented
na ang ladlad, hindi naman, basta may mga representative na…

sincerely, i’m sad for gilbert, a man of brain and bearing, a gentleman
personified….

it seems inevitable that noynoy will win, therefore, we will have a weak
president surrounded by strong advisers notably the trapos ka LP, count
in civil societies, uncle, the overacting de quiros, etc, and not to forget
the movie stars, all of them will be vying for his attention, will he be able
to endure?

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19 11 2009
topdog

@mr.senior60: for all you know, nadito ako PICC at nagpapicture sa idol mo! Hehehe, may evidence ako, sa malaking sign na “Gibo” sa lobby! At saka ako nagbayad kahapon sa Holy cow! P3,140 ichinarged ko sa iyo! Check mo Holy Cow sa MOA! (we had dinner for my new CPA daughter)

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19 11 2009
paul

Di pa segurado si Noynoy. His rating dropped from 60% to 44% in just few months. Thats a hefty drop. If the trend continues ( the election is still 6 months away) baka yung mga artista at yung may mga weird taste who found him hot ang maiwan na lang na boboto sa kanya.

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19 11 2009
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19 11 2009
juanaganda

…. sang-ayon ako sa Personal mo PH ‘yoko munang mapa-pun…. kase kaka-toothbrush ko lang…

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19 11 2009
ranjit

If Noynoy wins, Kris Aquino will be the First Sister!

Funny how Villar chose Loren as his VP, and funny how Loren could have accepted. Ganun ganun na lang? And now Jinggoy wants to make bawi the resolution they passed about Villar. Ano ba yan! Pwede ba yun? Not guilty ka na biglang, aaaayyy wait Guilty na nga lang! Kakaasar!

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19 11 2009
kaylai3000

i have nothing against Ateneo, pero si Krista Ranillo is a graduate from that school! If it’s true that she is Pacquiao’s newest querida, hay naku, parang walang pinag-aralan! Sayang yung gastos ng magulang mo sa pagpapa-aral sa’yo sa Ateneo!

Go Jinkee!

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19 11 2009
professionalheckler

hindi po magulang niya ang nagpaaral kay krista sa ateneo but her ex-boyfriend, dominic zapata.

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19 11 2009
Juana de la Cruz

And the plot thickens, ta-daaan. So parang totoo nga na wala na silang pera kaya ganun ang ginagawa ni Krista (ayon sa mga balita).

“to which Sen. Jamby Madrigal said, “Weh?””
-he he he! Malaman ito! Siksik sa tsismis. Loveeettt… :)))

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19 11 2009
esa

Hay naku! If it’s a fact that the director Dominic Zapata shouldered Krista’s Ateneo education, what does that make of the “holier than thou” dad of Krista, Mat Ranillo? In the recent Pacman-Cotto fight he p…ped…errr…”chaperoned” DAW his daughter in L.A./Vegas bringing along his whole family, expenses c/o Manny…(under the account of expenses of Team Pacquiao kaya? Kasi, member daw yata ng Team Pacquiao entourage ang Ranillo family entourage.) Walang delicadeza. Some comments say that the Ranillo family is low on cash nowadays and if true, the head of the family should still find ways in order to live decently from his own sweat. Pati tuloy ang history niya with Leah Navarro nakakalkal after all these years.

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19 11 2009
dino

so krista is an atenean pala just like nicole the “muse” of the US marines.

ANIMO LA SALLE

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19 11 2009
mommy

Hi Ph,
after seeing various videos and recently photos (ABSCBN News) of Manny and KRista, am just wondering who the short hair girl who seems to be with them wherever they go is.
Seems like she is the bridge to such an affair.
Does anyone know her identity?

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19 11 2009
raul

money talks and fame attracts as well-so some girls feels flattered that pacman is paying attention to them. many graduates of prominent catholic schools commits adultery and steals …it’s a sad really..

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19 11 2009
phreddox

neither education nor religion is a guarantee of morality.

yun lang po.

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19 11 2009
raul

phredox

what i mean ” its a sad reality”….hindi nga guarantee ang education nor religion when it comes to morality, hindi na rin bago yung mga graduate ng prominent schools na gumawa ng kabalbaln, so its unfair to make an issue on krista “being an atenean”.

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20 11 2009
Arvin

Naku that’s an understatement.

Lakad ka ng konti sa may bandang paglampas ng Gonzaga Hall or sa SEC ng bandang 7pm or so.. me makikita kang umaalog-alog na car. minsan nga kahit 3pm may mga himala eh.

And the daylight sun never scares their libidos away. Damn.

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19 11 2009
edwini

HEH!! so much for being a well educated catholic!!!

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19 11 2009
layna

to miu miu:

you are not alone. that’s how I see loren too. ew!

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19 11 2009
matchbox20_01

Never seen the Professional Heckler this irritated and pissed off, courtesy of NHI! That’s good PH, labas mo lang po at baka mamaya sumabog yan sa loob mo hehehe! More of this PH, laser sharp attacks on ass wipes with a big bullseye mark on their effin heads!!! masyado kasing putak ng putak lang ang marami eh, wala naman ginagawa… A serious national malady and defect…

Sabi nga nila, “Kung sino ang putak ng putak, yun ang nangingitlog…” meaning ITLOG ang kinalalabasan…. ISANG MALAKING “WALA…”

Good health to you!

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19 11 2009
senior60

muna topdog i have to congratulate you, may cpa ka na pala,
buong akala ko pa naman, you are still at your early twenties….

at talagang dumayo ka pa sa picc, ano, para you will have a first
hand account kung napuno ang picc or toget a glimpse of the
pogi team…

break na sina edu at pinky, i bet na imbyerna si pinky kung bakit
doon lang sa 2% sa survey sumabit si edu…

t.tinio nasaan ka na, sama ka or hindi…

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20 11 2009
wilyam3rd

MomiSenior, akala nila bading ka? Wala naman akong gustong idagdag, vacation mode pa ako. Natawa lang ako, kala nila lalaki ka.

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20 11 2009
hikatalomato

go go go fighting morons!

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20 11 2009
hikatalomato

putchang ateneo ito, ang mahal mahal ng tuition nyo, mga saksakan ng kabobohan (mickey arroyo), kalandian (krista ranillo) at kasinungalian (nicole) produkto ninyo!

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20 11 2009
topdog

@Mr Senior60- punong puno ang PICC. Si Gloria nga eh ang inupuan ay yoong pwesto ni Zubiri. Ano email address mo at ipapadala ko picture with big big Gibo sign. Gift ko na sa iyo yoon! Sa dami ng nagdedefect na Lakas-Kami sa L:iberal, the Noynoy’s party will later be renamed Liberal Party – LakasKampi wing. Hehe

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20 11 2009
20 11 2009
elmer

hindi garantiya ang eskwelahan upang magkaroon ng mabuting moralidad ang isang indibidwal…. si Marcos saan ba graduate, si Pres. Gloria? lahat sila magnanakaw… most of our congresmen and senators are graduates of well-known universities and yet 99.99% sa kanila ay magnanakaw… how i wish na magkaroon tayo ng presidente na galing sa isang di-kilalang university at HINDI masyadong magnanakaw.. kakatakot na kasi ang mga taong nagtapos sa mga nabanggit nyong unibersidad….hayyyyyyyyy…kawawang Pilipinas… kelan na kaya uunlad??? Those universities can’t even produce “highly-qualified” presidents/presidentiables that would help our country prosper…. ateneo??? U.P.??? La Salle??? etc….nakakahiya kayo!!! magaling lang sa salita pero walang maayos na ginawa… sino ang maipagmamalaki nyo na makakapag-inspire sa mga Filipino? Let’s wait and see….sa May 2010….

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21 11 2009
hikatalomato

at least during the time of marcos, philippines was one of the top countries in asia in terms of economy, second only to japan.

we cannot also blame marcos for adopting authoritarianism since that was the trend (e.g. cuba, libya, iraq, etc.) of during his period.

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22 11 2009
paul

We had Estrada who was not smart but who outstolel everybody in just two years in office. A bad education has nothing to do with high morality. As estrada has shown, one with bad education can be worse.

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20 11 2009
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20 11 2009
mike

ano kaya dahilan bakit pumapayag mga top brass ng LP na tanggapin ang mga balimbing?,kakapagtaka parang systematic ang pagsapi..hmmm baka mag self destruct ang LP in the long run ah, is it not Sen. Serge Osmena??.Haay Loren,I wont vote for you..

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21 11 2009
saintd

dapat kasi yang national historical institute nakikipagcoordinate sa mga grupo na magpapakanta ng national anthem

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