THE SEARCH IS OVER

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Gibô’s Running Mate
TV host/actor Edu Manzano will be the running mate of Lakas-Kampi-CMD Party presidential bet Gilbert Teodoro. In making the announcement, Teodoro lauded Manzano for his “experience,” “clean record in local government,” “advocacies for young Filipinos,” and “preparedness to lose big time.”

Gibô’s Running Mate II
Actor Edu Manzano has agreed to become the running mate of Lakas-Kampi-CMD standard bearer Gilbert Teodro. Manzano admits he’s got no plans of seeking a higher elective post… until he received a text message from Lakas-Kampi-CMD stalwart Ronaldo Puno that said: “Earn 50 million in 6 months! Absolutely no cash out. Hurry! Offer’s good until midnight of December 1 only.”

Gibô’s Running Mate III
Actor Edu Manzano has agreed to become the running mate of Gilbert Teodro. Manzano believes that by running for vice president, he would finally have a chance to serve the poor, inspire the youth, and beat Jejomar Binay.

Gibô’s Running Mate IV
Former Game KNB? host, Edu Manzano admitted that he was hesitant to accept the ruling party’s offer to become its vice presidential bet. But when he saw Gibô for the first time in person last Wednesday, “all my qualms went out of the window.” It was love at first sight. (Awrrr!)

edu_gibo2 Gibô’s Running Mate V
Edu Manzano’s decision to run as vice president of Gilbert Teodoro surprised the Liberal Party. In fact, Noynoy Aquino was so shocked his mouth voluntarily closed for the first time.

Gibô’s Running Mate VI
Edu Manzano’s decision to run as vice president of Gilbert Teodoro surprised the Puwersa ng Masang Pilipino. In fact, Joseph Estrada was so shocked, he uttered his initial reaction in flawless English.

Briefly Noted
ABS-CBN talent Edu Manzano, boyfriend of ABS-CBN news presenter Pinky Webb is the running mate of the ruling party’s presidential bet Gilbert Teodoro. Sen. Loren Legarda, former ABS-CBN news presenter is set to declare her alliance with Nacionalista Party’s Manuel Villar Jr. whose No. 1 supporter is another ABS-CBN talent Willie Revillame. Of course, there’s the tandem of Liberal Party’s Noynoy Aquino, brother of prized ABS-CBN talent Kris Aquino, and Mar Roxas, husband of ABS-CBN chief correspondent Korina Sanchez. And don’t forget Joseph Estrada, father-in-law of a Lopez scion, Beaver. It’s ABS-CBN vs. ABS-CBN vs. ABS-CBN vs. ABS-CBN in 2010. This just in! The Commission on Elections has just declared the network an election hot spot.

Light Bites
Q: Why is Lakas-Kampi-CMD considered an environment-friendly party?
A: Because in choosing its vice presidential bet, it went from Puno to Papaya

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In Other News… Clinton in Manila
Authorities went on high alert during the two-day Manila visit of US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Security was so tight police thought they were at the wedding of Mar and Korina.

Comelec vs. “Ang Ladlad”
Citing passages from the Bible and the Koran, the Commission on Elections’ Second Division dismissed the petition for accreditation in the party list elections of ‘Ang Ladlad’ – an organization promoting the rights and welfare of lesbians, gays, bisexuals, and transgender, saying the group “tolerates immorality.” To know more about the decision, the Comelec’s pastoral letter will be read in tomorrow’s Sunday mass.

Losses
Pilipinas Shell claims it has lost 81 million pesos in six days because of the oil price freeze… something that pales in comparison to the experience of the government itself: on Day 1 of Angelo Reyes’ appointment, the government lost him to the oil companies.
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Survey Says
Lakas-Kampi-CMD allies are defecting to the Liberal Party and the Nacionalista Party. Your take:
-Bravo! Matatalino! ‘Yan ang tamang hakbang tungo sa pagbabago!: 6%
-Ang kakapal ng mukha! Mga balimbing! Mga oportunista! :75%
-Wala akong pakialam. :19%

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56 thoughts on “THE SEARCH IS OVER”

    1. You just have to give it to Lakas-Kampi-CMD, they have the best looking tandem. 🙂 But just how desperate can they get? Nothing against Edu, sure he’s smart, charismatic and I think the leadership skill’s there, but for a national post??? hhhmm… Pinoy politics is sure entertaining and may I just add, parang extension lang din ng UAAP rivalry ng Ateneo (Noy-Mar) at DLSU (Gibo-Edu) hahaha 😉

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    1. Yes. But I am disappointed with Edu. His fellow La Salistas of his La Salle days say pera-pera lang iyan sa kanya. I’d like to think it isn’t true. But if it’s not just pera-pera lang, I could just Imagine, parang bloated ego bigla siya. Nawala ang prisipyo… if it’s true that he was supposed to join the LP in a matter of days for a senatorial slot, then suddenly shifted gears when the tree offered him an apple of a position as VP runningmate of Gibo. I wonder how Pinky Webb feels about this illusion of Edu. Or baka nga hindi naman illusion kundi pera-pera lang talaga.

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  1. here’s another equation: noynoy aquino of LP is danding cojuangco’s nephew. gibo teodoro of LAKAS is also danding cojuangco’s nephew. loren legarda, who is set to ally with the NP, is running under danding cojuangco’s party. erap estrada was danding cojuangco’s running mate in 1992 and the two have no serious beef with each other.

    ergo, kahit na sino ang i-declare na winners sa 2010 elections, ang totoong panalo ay ABS-CBN for president at danding cojuangco for vice president! wala tayo’ng kawala!

    ‘change we can believe in!’ yeah, right.

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  2. @ topdog, my comments here are not meant to satisfy

    your cravings ha…

    re: gibo’s running mate

    edu has nothing to lose unlike the other vice presidentiables

    who are atat na atat na magiging….

    re: gibo’s runnunig mate 11

    honestly, hindi ko naintindihan this one, “earn 50 million………..”

    re: gibo’s running mate 111

    parang ganuon na nga, this is not makati, this is pilipinas….

    re: gibo’s running mate 1V

    no, he was already in love kaya sya napapayag, ayyy nangintriga pa…

    re: gibo’s running mate V

    ha 55X

    re: gibo’s running mate V1

    ha 15X

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    1. Pwede rin yung

      ‘Ampogi pogi ni Gibo / nakakatibok!’

      Re: ADMU vs DLSU in nat’l politics

      hindi pahuhuli ang mga isko at iska
      Chiz-Trillanes 2010!

      U – NIBERSIDAD NG PILIPINAS!

      Grabe, UAAP na nga ang eleksyon

      re: ABS-CBN vs ABS-CBN (ilan ba?)
      sana talaga si Chiz sinsero para may kawala tayo
      ay wait, meron

      Ja-ja-ja-jamby!
      PERLAS tayong lahat
      EDDIE ngayon
      [ano nga ulit banat ni JC Delos Jeyes at Ebdane?]

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  3. puno to papaya -> favorite!! hahaha!

    ewan. they seem to be a good tandem. pero i’m not sure if they’re good for this elections. both of them seem to be running too soon.

    pero naisip ko naman, kung hihintayin pa magsenado at magbisepresidente gaya nina villar.. e tingnan mo sila trapo na.. si loren nawala na din ang kinang..

    hmm..

    i like gibo. edu is awesome but for VP uh oh…

    pagwapuhan nalang daw kase. hahaha

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    1. oo super kapal tlaga ang istasyon ito.

      tanong mo sa summa na naging dancer (true to life kuno pero kathang isip lang pala ni lola charot!) , halos lumuhod ang lola charing sa UPLB sa kahihingi ng sorry.

      or yung ginawa nilang panloloko sa wins network ng japan (talo nga lang sa kaso ang abs, read: joaquin henson sa philstar 22 mar 2009 isyu)..

      yung premyo kuno ng abs na brand new house and lot worth P 1M…bistado din na repossessed pala ang worth P500K lang!

      or, yung spiel ni karen davila sa laban ni cory, ay cut and paste lang pala mula sa libro ni angela-stuart santiago na himagsikan sa edsa:walang himala!

      kahit nga wlang nakitang solar eclipse sa southern mindanao noon 2000 dahil sa ulan, sa abs very clear ang bedyu na may solar eclipse….bisto nga lang na peke! grrrrrr! sabi ng cnn sa panloloko ng abs!

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  4. Comelec vs. “Ang Ladlad”
    Citing passages from the Bible and the Koran, the Commission on Elections’ Second Division dismissed the petition for accreditation in the party list elections of ‘Ang Ladlad’ – an organization promoting the rights and welfare of lesbians, gays, bisexuals, and transgender, saying the group “tolerates immorality.”

    Can you spell “medieval”?

    Kaya naman ala tayong asenso ang pag iisip ng mga opisyal natin eh pang 18th century. Sheesh!

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    1. at kailan pa naging spokeperson ng simbahan ang comelec? dpat separation of church and state.

      speaking of morality….sus…kung yan tlaga ang gauge ng comelec…di wala na sigurong naka-upo dyan sa lower house na elected officials…

      pero, marginalized nga ba tlaga ang mga bading….hindi yata… kahit saan nagkalat ang mga iyan…at halos aseso namang ang buhay!

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  5. Masyadong sigurista ang ABS-CBN at si Danding Cojuangco. Halos lahat ng mga presidentiables manok nila. Whoever wins the national elections in May 2010, the clear winners are these two. I bet my last peso that they will both categorically deny this allegation. Wag nyong gawing bobo ang lahat ng Filipino! Yung iba, oo pero di lahat!

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  6. scrap the oil industry deregulation law.there’s no real competition going on between and among oil players.reality is that the big 3 oil companies share storage tanks.they also heavily borrow and lend oil products from each other.now that is a clear indication that they can manipulate supply and oil prices.shame on them for saying they’re losing!

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